NOOB'S GUIDE to N'KARI

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  • @brandon6682
    @brandon6682 Рік тому +666

    Take a shot for every innuendo mentioned or 'suggested' in this video. Cody went all out on this one.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  Рік тому +197

      Woah now. Let’s not put anybody in the hospital.

    • @huntre111
      @huntre111 Рік тому +21

      @@codybonds I think anything stronger than some hard cider would put someone in the *morgue* with how often you managed to pull it off in this video.

    • @brandon6682
      @brandon6682 Рік тому +6

      @@codybonds You’re right…how about a rehab center?

    • @blaster915
      @blaster915 Рік тому +6

      @@codybonds luckily, my British liver kept me going 😂🍻
      ...ish 😵‍💫

    • @itsashane1552
      @itsashane1552 Рік тому +4

      @@codybondsthe excess of the drinking pleases Slaanesh

  • @ForseeFantasy
    @ForseeFantasy Рік тому +1328

    Warhammer Fact(For those who missed Live Chat): N'Kari has claimed to have lain with Malekiths Mom on Several Occasions. Even telling malekith that he might be N'Kari's kid. Also, when Malekith was in control of N'kari, N'kari took the form of a female elf, of course N'Kari was into this and the fact that Malekith was an Elf who's talking actually meant something. Thank you Mr. Bonds!

    • @Alexander59059
      @Alexander59059 Рік тому +214

      Now I’m imagining N’kari and Malekith shit talking each other like they’re in a Call of duty lobby

    • @shpeeder
      @shpeeder Рік тому +12

      Source pls

    • @teal_m_101
      @teal_m_101 Рік тому +1

      @@Alexander59059 'I did it with your mum!'
      'Silence, bottom!'

    • @devilsmessanger
      @devilsmessanger Рік тому +112

      also during N'kari's time as Malekith's salve-demon , Morathi came to Malekith and gave him a dressing-down (a reprimand) for summoning and controlling of N'Kari .

    • @Alexander59059
      @Alexander59059 Рік тому +101

      @@devilsmessanger
      I bet she was just Jealous it wasn’t her

  • @thesilliestgoose5990
    @thesilliestgoose5990 Рік тому +396

    I think it’s interesting how many of Slaanesh’s demons have occasional characteristics of crabs. Crabs are seen by some as the perfect end of evolution, as many other animal species slowly but slowly evolve features of crabs as they continue to “perfect” themselves. Pretty cool symbolism for the god of perfection.

    • @ForeverTributesNL
      @ForeverTributesNL Рік тому +30

      Pretty crab, if you ask me.

    • @Joawlisdoingfine
      @Joawlisdoingfine Рік тому +34

      Also "crab" disease.

    • @Loloswaghetto
      @Loloswaghetto Рік тому +14

      It's also meant to represent a scorpion (i.e. the claws of a scorpion, the barbed tail of a scorpion seen on Fiends, etc) and it shows the "hidden" danger and venom of seeking perfection/excess at all costs.

    • @Scroolewse
      @Scroolewse Рік тому +11

      I guarantee you they did not make this aesthetic decision based off the inaccurate "everything evolves to crab" meme.

    • @youlaughyouphill842
      @youlaughyouphill842 Рік тому +3

      Only arthropods have a tendency to evolve into “crabs” and even that is innacurate

  • @stoffelthedestroyer3741
    @stoffelthedestroyer3741 Рік тому +189

    There are 89+ Legendary Lords.
    43/89 Noob's Guide's have been done by Cody.
    only 46+ to go. Half way there.
    Give us MOAR !!!

    • @calebtesfaye3925
      @calebtesfaye3925 Рік тому +4

      89+ Legendary Lords currently and by the looks of the road map, plenty more to come, so strap in since this will be a long series.

    • @stoffelthedestroyer3741
      @stoffelthedestroyer3741 Рік тому +3

      @@calebtesfaye3925 yay!

  • @huntress420
    @huntress420 Рік тому +280

    That Austin powers reference was pure glory.

  • @somnius2519
    @somnius2519 Рік тому +90

    It's been a while and it's definitely an out of date save at this point, but in my last N'kari campaign, I'd gotten him the Sword of Khaine for obvious reasons. The end result was over 2k weapon strength that didn't give a damn about armor, 120 speed if I recall correctly, melee stats through the roof, and most importantly, through a combination of the fully charged Widowmaker and some really good magical items, 60% ward save on top of the innate physical resistance. No force on the map could put the breaks on that train.

    • @nikitclaw4770
      @nikitclaw4770 Рік тому +3

      120? How about 250 speed? Truly the lightning strike!

  • @JayAndersenGreatestProfile
    @JayAndersenGreatestProfile Рік тому +344

    The madman has finally done it. Cody, I need this in it's raw form bro. Don't hold back.

  • @TheSecondPrimarch
    @TheSecondPrimarch Рік тому +108

    I am kinda impressed that Cody managed to get this video done and uploaded without UA-cam Guidelines taking out a contract on him!

  • @veermudambi5795
    @veermudambi5795 Рік тому +77

    Didn’t know Cody could sound quite so sinister as he did at the end there XD
    “Time to bring the world to its knees. And then the real fun begins.”

    • @victuz
      @victuz Рік тому +2

      That was a golden delivering.

  • @erwinrommel144
    @erwinrommel144 Рік тому +42

    slaanesh has pervaded this man's soul to the point that any suspicious link or email sends him into a sensory frenzy and he simply loses control

  • @Lyserus
    @Lyserus Рік тому +114

    I think currently Nkari is the only race/faction that can communicate with all factions diplomatically

    • @JamesW609
      @JamesW609 Рік тому +9

      Aren't ogres also a true neutral faction as well?

    • @Lyserus
      @Lyserus Рік тому +3

      @@JamesW609 I believe other chaos mono auto declare war on everyone? Not sure if that changed

    • @JarmamStuff
      @JarmamStuff Рік тому +13

      @@Lyserus It changed when it was deemed too obnoxious of a mechanic to have everyone you meet instantly send waves of units after you

  • @nickg5888
    @nickg5888 Рік тому +28

    Na'Kari: "What would you do.... for a Klondike bar?"
    Simps: **"Everything!!!"**

  • @17Watman
    @17Watman Рік тому +97

    Did not expect to see Flick-The-Thief’s work.

    • @bone_zoner
      @bone_zoner Рік тому +7

      It's only fitting in this context

    • @17Watman
      @17Watman Рік тому +5

      @@bone_zoner True. Still caught me off guard. Still it was a “appropriate” art compared to his other work. Which I’ve only heard about *cough*

  • @dog_2172
    @dog_2172 9 місяців тому +8

    "A large, veiny-
    -shaft"
    made me cackle

  • @mr.joesterr5359
    @mr.joesterr5359 Рік тому +17

    That austin powers reference deserves an award im just flabberghasted at how good that was.

  • @deltarno7502
    @deltarno7502 Рік тому +16

    Bonus points for using the Disney Princess Slaanesh picture 1:43 .

  • @AcertifiedBAMF
    @AcertifiedBAMF Рік тому +16

    2:23 Cody: what would you do for a million dollars?
    Klondike, crying: It should have been ME, not him. ME!!!

  • @ViciousTriangle
    @ViciousTriangle Рік тому +15

    You sir have a way with words. One of your cleverest written videos yet imo

  • @mikerman1220
    @mikerman1220 Рік тому +17

    While watching this I imagined N’kari doing the M3AGAN dance and now that image is never leaving my head…

  • @Warendio
    @Warendio Рік тому +12

    Fuckin' hell when he penetrated the elven statue I damn near spurt cola out my nose, brilliant job Cody xD

  • @ZliwerHinata
    @ZliwerHinata Рік тому +46

    Really good job with this one Cody! It was really entertaining! 😁

  • @MantismanTM
    @MantismanTM Рік тому +1

    2:33 - "Determined to circle their rim and make a job of licking that donut for all it was worth."
    Bruh... 🤣

  • @De_La_Evo
    @De_La_Evo Рік тому +5

    Why are you so good at making videos about perverse twisted individuals? I mean I guess they have the most material to work with. I mean jesus the unending onslaught of pure puns thrown this video
    Glorious

  • @ven173
    @ven173 Рік тому +3

    5:28 The Austin Powers section deserves to be its own video.

  • @mrwishe
    @mrwishe Рік тому +2

    Dude, I remember seeing the nipple through the fuzz and warped images.

  • @Grigeral
    @Grigeral Рік тому +10

    I feel the one big mistake most people get when it comes to the whole "Huh, Slaanesh is cool... I'd woship them because sex is good..." is that BDSM is not depraved. Slaanesh is a god of depraved hedonism. Of literally doing the things you love so much, you start to gain no pleasure from it, so seek ever more elated versions of it. It might 'start' nice... But soon, the sex you enjoyed so much would start to seem dull and you would look for new ways to enhance it. It quickly turns into becoming the most depraved and heinous of acts you can possibly think of.
    Think of the entire prison population for sexual offences and they are (mostly...) the low-mid level degrees of the shit that Slaanesh would start to demand and their followers would blindly follow in the pursuit of pleasure. A huge portion of it would become stuff that the average person simply can't even comprehend.
    The Horus Heresy book Fulgrim shows the descent into complete depravity well. Though being space marines there's no real focus on sex, more the corruption of beauty and perfection. Including one scene where a painter starts to use the decaying corpse of a human he killed and stuffed into a barrel to 'ferment' to paint 'the most perfect thing he's ever painted'. Highly recommended read.
    So no... Slaanesh is not a 'cool' god to follow. If anything, Slaanesh is one of the worst chaos gods when it comes to morality.

  • @ricardomora9913
    @ricardomora9913 Рік тому +9

    That Austin Powers reference hahaha, this was a master piece.

  • @entranted1910
    @entranted1910 Рік тому +17

    Let us pray this doesn’t get age restricted

  • @canyonntt6969
    @canyonntt6969 Рік тому +16

    Honestly this is my favorite campaign from the demons. Playing pokemon with elves, beastmen, and humans is fun

  • @lberghaus
    @lberghaus Рік тому +5

    5% pleasure, 50% pain, 100% the reason that N'kari came.

  • @davidb3155
    @davidb3155 Рік тому +6

    Only Slaanesh knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

    • @rewto5131
      @rewto5131 Рік тому +1

      Or how long till it gets shoved into some place that isn't a mouth. Or how long till it gets painful

  • @Gaden6893
    @Gaden6893 Рік тому +5

    Love the clever innuendo throughout. Top-tier guide sir 🙏

  • @theholyduck5520
    @theholyduck5520 Рік тому +12

    I have to admit, when you started with "What WOULD you do-" I was expecting to hear, "-for a Klondike bar?"

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  Рік тому +7

      It’s funny so many people posted this. It’s a joke I kick myself for not thinking of, likely as I’ve never liked Klondike bars.

    • @dukeofhazard420
      @dukeofhazard420 Рік тому

      @@codybondscan always save that one for later

  • @Alexander59059
    @Alexander59059 Рік тому +28

    N’kari, when I said “f*ck the elves” this isn’t what I meant…
    But I’ll take it

  • @deezboyeed6764
    @deezboyeed6764 Рік тому +4

    Honestly that Austin powers reference was gold, thats why we love ya cody.

  • @garrettsmith163
    @garrettsmith163 Рік тому +3

    this has been your best video ever and they're all great. well done sir.

  • @shadowrobot7708
    @shadowrobot7708 Рік тому +1

    2:20 did anyone else think he was gonna say klondike bar.

  • @SlowUnpacking
    @SlowUnpacking Рік тому +4

    Ah yes, I know exactly how to play him now. Knees, insert corruption, profit.

  • @brandonhedges719
    @brandonhedges719 Рік тому +2

    How many innuendo's do we want?
    Cody: "yes"

  • @ムシtsvbakiI-I411ITI3
    @ムシtsvbakiI-I411ITI3 2 місяці тому

    One of the most legendary you've made, especially that innuendo wordplay

  • @LiamDillen
    @LiamDillen Рік тому +16

    This is absolutely golden thank you for brightening my day up 😆

  • @thesaviorofsouls5210
    @thesaviorofsouls5210 Рік тому +14

    Love the little details like the poll flopping on screen like a dick etc. Its a small thing but it goes a long way.
    Quality as always!

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  Рік тому +10

      Getting the meat physics right on that took actual effort.

    • @ashenwanderer3592
      @ashenwanderer3592 Рік тому +2

      ​@@codybonds "Meat Physics"

  • @hunter11300
    @hunter11300 Рік тому +2

    Why did I watch this at work. coworker came in during the queen scene

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  Рік тому +2

      1980s music videos. The people who made them are all retired and they’ll still NSFW.

  • @razgrizz5996
    @razgrizz5996 Рік тому +1

    The amount of innuendos in this video made my head spin lol

  • @Qardo
    @Qardo Рік тому +39

    "Would you kill for that promotion?"
    That sounds more like a Tzeentch thing. After all. Tzeech is the Chaos God of Schemes and Progress. So, if you want to progress yourself upward and get those promotions to the top. Well, got to scheme and plot to get there.
    Meanwhile, Slaanesh version of this question: "How many Bosses would you sleep with at one time to get that promotion? And then how long do you take in enjoying their pain and suffering if you are denied that promotion?" All because Slaanesh is all about the sensations of everything to the extreme. Love, hate, pain, and noise.

    • @devilsmessanger
      @devilsmessanger Рік тому +3

      until Tzeench for no reason turns you into Chaos-spawn, just for kicks ...

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo Рік тому +2

      @@devilsmessanger Oh, come now. Tzeench always has a reason. You may not get that reason. Tzeench has a plan, Tzeench always has a plan.

    • @MrNickPresley
      @MrNickPresley Рік тому +4

      ​@@devilsmessanger > Turns you into chaos spawn
      > "Just as planned."
      > Refuses to elaborate
      > leaves.

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention Рік тому +1

      I mean all chaos gods are about progress and schemes due to their cults. Slaanesh progresses through torture, khorne through a battlefield, nurgles infections progress through the lands

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo Рік тому

      @@BovineIntervention And it was all according to Tzeench's grand plan. Never sleep on Tzeench. He is the one with the real power. Even if he is a need and can't win while cheating at a children's card game (I miss TTS).

  • @bdoomedttv9178
    @bdoomedttv9178 Рік тому +2

    One shot for every innuendo, if you didn't get a alcoholic coma you didn't pay attention

  • @nicholasjohnson6279
    @nicholasjohnson6279 Рік тому +3

    very well done. everything one could hope for in a slaanesh guide

  • @drizztfirefly
    @drizztfirefly Рік тому +10

    Brilliant banging video! Cannot wait to see the sweet life's edgy arrow boy next. Thanks as always mister bond.

  • @ThisisnotTwitter
    @ThisisnotTwitter Рік тому +7

    Comparing N'Kari's size to the average humans stood in combat, N'Kari is at least 15ft tall, maybe even 20ft tall.
    Definitely a lot more than 9ft tall.

  • @JPAYMENT
    @JPAYMENT Рік тому +1

    One of your Best

  • @youraduck
    @youraduck Рік тому +3

    oh god I think Slanessh has already taken me, before i even got to the part in the title saying who the guide was for I misread Noob for Boob

  • @RageKroc888
    @RageKroc888 Рік тому +3

    I'm not even on the mohs scale at this point. This video would make Throt consider head and shoulders and Grom lose his appetite. Mission accomplished Mr Bonds.

  • @orums2606
    @orums2606 Рік тому +2

    God tier Austin powers tribute

  • @robbie_the_mastermind2176
    @robbie_the_mastermind2176 Рік тому +4

    I’m making an kitbash model of a Keeper of Secrets that is morbidity Obese and on a golden chariot named Gluttigus the Devourer.

  • @celestialporcupine5922
    @celestialporcupine5922 Рік тому +2

    Ze Lady preserve me from such depravity.

  • @CheeseySword
    @CheeseySword Рік тому +7

    Goodbye Horses should be N'kari's themesong.

  • @MRFlackAttack1
    @MRFlackAttack1 Рік тому +2

    Ending with an announcement of the next Legendary Lord is a nice touch.

  • @carbodude5414
    @carbodude5414 Рік тому +5

    That Austin Powers reference is gold

  • @zonolith5912
    @zonolith5912 Рік тому +7

    The Dark Prince will be pleased!

  • @noway8259
    @noway8259 Рік тому

    Cody, this is the best video you've ever made I feel.

  • @BearPawSwipe
    @BearPawSwipe Рік тому +5

    IT HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!

  • @gr8m887
    @gr8m887 Рік тому +1

    Just googling N’Kari puts you on an FBI watchlist

  • @The_Fuse_Maestro11
    @The_Fuse_Maestro11 Рік тому +2

    0:48 and ya know what I’m not disappointed in the slightest with my vote
    Also kudos to you for making a dick joke that Austin Powers had. Gets me every time

  • @TauShasla
    @TauShasla Рік тому +3

    missed the chance to say "Welcome to a nudes guide..."

  • @brotherdeveaux5474
    @brotherdeveaux5474 Рік тому

    One of your best. Loved it!

  • @bigllewey
    @bigllewey Рік тому +2

    Thanks for another awesome video!

  • @furioni333
    @furioni333 Рік тому +3

    Wow, you really worked the shaft on this character.

  • @mochiboot6502
    @mochiboot6502 Рік тому +1

    This is a very cursed video. Good work.

  • @Hedonite
    @Hedonite Рік тому +1

    That austin powers bit haha

  • @JunkPhuJP
    @JunkPhuJP Рік тому

    Respect for the Austin Powers bit on the flying Johnson.

  • @flamewolf0051
    @flamewolf0051 Рік тому

    Ive been waiting for this delightful video! finally the Slaanesh vid~

  • @tedculbertson6320
    @tedculbertson6320 Рік тому +5

    The Slaanesh campaign is funny because CA is willing to be a lot more sexually explicit than GW usually wants to.

  • @MrViperwolf
    @MrViperwolf Рік тому +1

    3:25
    Why did he edit the sword to- nooo
    Call my therapist, tell him he's a rich man.

  • @privateeyety5735
    @privateeyety5735 Рік тому

    Yeah baby! This is what we've been waiting for!

  • @loneratwar4746
    @loneratwar4746 Рік тому

    Finally SOMEONE does an actually great job with a Slaanesh video

  • @thehiddenpyro1983
    @thehiddenpyro1983 Рік тому

    Hell yeah, been waiting for quite a while now!

  • @dathore
    @dathore Рік тому +2

    There is no way in the warp that this episode was monetized.

  • @skupipup
    @skupipup Рік тому +1

    Pure gold! Keep it up!

  • @InternetMameluq
    @InternetMameluq Рік тому

    2:20: No, it's 'who would you do for 1 million dollars?'

  • @AngronTheRadAngel
    @AngronTheRadAngel Рік тому +8

    Fun Fact: N'Kari and Fulgrim are canonically lovers.

  • @Damo20
    @Damo20 8 місяців тому

    Loved the Silence of the Lambs reference there 👌

  • @Stxrend
    @Stxrend Рік тому +1

    How do you get nkari to be the white version you see at like 1:30??

  • @devilsmessanger
    @devilsmessanger Рік тому

    at long last ! thank you Cody !

  • @loowick4074
    @loowick4074 Рік тому +3

    8:38 by the emperor what is that?

  • @porten1277
    @porten1277 Рік тому

    Fantastic work!

  • @BatalionHunter
    @BatalionHunter Рік тому

    at first I thought the image in n'kari's eyes was kryton of red dwarf then i re-watched that bit and paused on that bit and noticed it was pinhead from hellraiser

  • @arandomcomment7208
    @arandomcomment7208 Рік тому +2

    I have to take a cold shower after this video

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  Рік тому +2

      See a doctor if your excitement doesn’t fade after 3 hours. Or … you know … just watch it again.

    • @arandomcomment7208
      @arandomcomment7208 Рік тому +1

      @@codybonds update watched it again it is purple now what do I do

  • @havoc1134
    @havoc1134 Рік тому +2

    You outdid yourself here. Bloody hilarious.

  • @a.binderup922
    @a.binderup922 Рік тому

    "As Slaanesh chosen genital..." I properly did not misheard that.

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 Рік тому +10

    The best part about Slannesh demon designs is that they always combine horny with vast amount of ugly and body horror as well. It’s like if PinHead had no class at all.

  • @splash6117
    @splash6117 6 місяців тому

    Put on goodbye horses and got to work, I’m wheezing

  • @ethanbarolette3641
    @ethanbarolette3641 Рік тому

    I am proudly hearing everybody out

  • @chriscarey7162
    @chriscarey7162 Рік тому

    love the autsin powers reference, a man of class i see

  • @omegon2540
    @omegon2540 Рік тому

    *sees thumbnail
    *sprints to recovers it with a husky like dog armed with a bat

  • @Tosnoob
    @Tosnoob Рік тому +3

    Brave of you to assume that Slaanesh would have a safe word.

    • @Tosnoob
      @Tosnoob Рік тому +1

      @Cody Bonds
      I assume that guy is a scammer, eh?

  • @liamberthou-lochet6880
    @liamberthou-lochet6880 Рік тому +2

    I had kinda forgot about the game for a while, this revived my excitement (no not that one), so i went and cheque the price on steam and would you look at that, a sale on the base game and all the dlc! Aaaaaaaand it still cost almost 300 dollars with all the races.... Imma head back out now... Can't wait for enough big companies dying so they finaly learn the sweet spot in the greed meter

    • @glasshoppernarration5165
      @glasshoppernarration5165 Рік тому

      Immortal Empires only requires the base game now; no need to buy everything everywhere all at once.

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention Рік тому

      Imagine crying about the price of 3 AAA games and like 40 DLCs that you don't even need. Warhammer 1 & 2 were on sale months ago for 25$ and vermintine went f2p before the release of dark tide which is on sale for 30$ last I checked.

    • @liamberthou-lochet6880
      @liamberthou-lochet6880 Рік тому

      @@BovineIntervention "that you don't even need" Its a fantasy world with one of the most diverse cast of races, and a whole lot of insanely cool mechanic to back it up... And you expect me to just "not" want it all? But if i want to have the complete experience of this amazing game, i'll have to shell out hundreds of dollars. Lmao wtf is this, a few years ago we all had our torchs at the sight of a 100 dollars package, now i'm beeing gaslit for not beeing rich enough to PLAY A GAME? xD I know the game is good but cut the copium, thats a waste of money for most people, especialy in these times.

  • @zackrodriguez6653
    @zackrodriguez6653 Рік тому +1

    Hell yeah, brother.

  • @Juria1987
    @Juria1987 Рік тому +1

    I gotta wonder what the fam thought of you going all innuendo mode for this. The older fam of course.

  • @paytonkraft7564
    @paytonkraft7564 Рік тому +6

    You made a mistake near the end of the video, everyone knows that N'Kari, actively "forgets" the safe word every time he 'engages'. XD

  • @thegametroll6264
    @thegametroll6264 8 місяців тому

    I loved the austin powers reference! 😂❤