Review of DETH: Jedi Fallen Order

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024
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  • @elizabethperri8653
    @elizabethperri8653 4 роки тому +205

    I don’t know wat the heck you’re talking about, but you’re such a great speaker and very entertaining, funny and brilliant. So proud of you. Love Mom.

  • @lipzxnfvcx
    @lipzxnfvcx 4 роки тому +162

    5 months of smuggling on the side and he back

  • @OfficialRaveBlitz
    @OfficialRaveBlitz 4 роки тому +98

    "I don't think we've ever seen a game where you use a lightsaber, and a blaster with Force powers but man that'd be something else!" *Proceeds to show Jedi Academy gameplay* LMFAO I DIED!

  • @kevinc8557
    @kevinc8557 4 роки тому +65

    The crawling between cracks thing is actually meant to be a substitute to loading screens, not a way to pad time

    • @TurKlack
      @TurKlack 2 роки тому +2

      Doesn't it make it worse then? To assume that the game runs bad enough that it needs buffer zones to catch up?

    • @QnzColdest
      @QnzColdest 2 роки тому +3

      @@TurKlack god of war does the same exact thing

  • @baransevim3969
    @baransevim3969 4 роки тому +74

    Oh how I’ve missed you.

  • @mixererunio1757
    @mixererunio1757 4 роки тому +90

    You sound like Mr. Plinkett started being disappointing not only by SW films, but also games. And also we missed you so much.
    11 months later edit after I actually played the game: It's established that Empire was looking for the holocron. That Imperial scientist chick that died was looking for it as well as Inquisitors did (or at least pretended to so that Cal looked for it). Other than that, the story is pretty mediocre and combat is unrewarding, but damn I enjoy it so much. 8,5/10 for me.

  • @thedudeofren
    @thedudeofren 4 роки тому +29

    In the words of the OG, Count Dooku, "I've been looking forward to this!"

  • @VerluxUA
    @VerluxUA 4 роки тому +20

    Mr Plinkett's son in: 'I wish this was sekiro'

  • @BigothyArchibaldBusiness
    @BigothyArchibaldBusiness 4 роки тому +24

    Oh yeah, baby. This it.
    Million uploads again it's time to celebrate

  • @triplehelix3207
    @triplehelix3207 4 роки тому +19

    I think all the time that some kid is going to play this game and think of it the same way that i thought of the Force Unleashed as a kid

    • @Gurk4ever
      @Gurk4ever 4 роки тому +18

      Guess you now know how Jedi Outcast/Academy kids feel about Force Unleashed kids

    • @JXZX1
      @JXZX1 4 роки тому +4

      Linolejs Kvadrāts
      Well, at least Force Unleashed had a good plot to make up for its incredibly forgettable gameplay.

    • @Dass_Jennir
      @Dass_Jennir 4 роки тому +1

      Well, literally the only ones still praising the outdated combat in the Jedi Knight games are the kids who played them back and in the day and “grew up”.

    • @DaraG-sn2nj
      @DaraG-sn2nj 3 роки тому +1

      ​@@JXZX1 Forgettable ? Force powers are 10000 time more fun in TFU than in JO and JA.
      And at very least TFU had no bad FPS levels and unfair sniper enemies.

  • @CaptainZlex
    @CaptainZlex 4 роки тому +32

    I'm glad someone remembers the old star wars games.

    • @ajoel624
      @ajoel624 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah for real. This review was really quality because of all those references

  • @MegaCygnusX1
    @MegaCygnusX1 4 роки тому +9

    How am I only just discovering this channel? I'm a huge SW fan, a big gamer...bur the algorithm didn't want me to find you. Subbed within the first two minutes of this video, you speak well and your edits are on point. I can't understand why you don't have more subs, you deserve them.

  • @gwormeus4486
    @gwormeus4486 4 роки тому +3

    In regards to traversing worlds, I really wanted to explore the dead battlefield of Dathomir we see in the clone wars and rebels, looking at the zombie sacks and funky trees on the red rocky wasteland leading into the little town thing. I guess it makes more sense they parked the ship near the temples and other relevant buildings, but it would've shaken things up a little at least.

  • @justanotherschmuck4149
    @justanotherschmuck4149 4 роки тому +3

    to be honest I like the double jump because it gives me nostalgia of the old lego star wars games.

  • @Rodarch
    @Rodarch 4 роки тому +13

    26:20 i CRIED

  • @billwilson1943
    @billwilson1943 4 роки тому +5

    "I can go on, so I will", words to live by

  • @MrMinhplayer
    @MrMinhplayer 3 роки тому +1

    Underrated channel for sure. Enjoy your coverage of the old EU contents.
    I played this game once. Haven't come back. Feel like the story is underwhelming and the ending tells you just the story you went through doesn't matter.

  • @anunofmoose9894
    @anunofmoose9894 4 роки тому +4

    Never stop. You're my favorite thing to watch. That includes movies

  • @omgitalo
    @omgitalo 4 роки тому +27

    Really hoped FO would be a new Jedi Academy or Jedi Knight, but nooope.

    • @deadshot5007
      @deadshot5007 4 роки тому +1

      At least we have hope for the sequel

    • @eke4146
      @eke4146 4 роки тому +3

      It was good..?

    • @jakelee5096
      @jakelee5096 4 роки тому +5

      @@eke4146 This game was shit, lmao. Absolutely utter garbage with no replay value.

    • @stoked-6996
      @stoked-6996 3 роки тому +4

      @@jakelee5096 i dont think its shit. I dont think its as good as the old gamez, but its not bad

    • @redline841
      @redline841 3 роки тому

      @@stoked-6996 The game is excruciatingly mediocre or subpar. Which I think is worse than a shit gamr

  • @Demonsith12345
    @Demonsith12345 4 роки тому +7

    What a superb video. It's like you're channeling the Plinkett reviews, except with star wars bideo games instead of star wars movies.

    • @Rschr101
      @Rschr101 Рік тому

      Big time Plinkett vibes.

  • @eliblessed
    @eliblessed 3 роки тому +1

    Always thought J:FO was a Batman Arkham clone. and i loved it

  • @Marcara081
    @Marcara081 4 роки тому +7

    I laughed 'til I cried when Shredder came out.

  • @JXZX1
    @JXZX1 4 роки тому +43

    Yeah man, I’ve played a better version of this game, with more combat options, customization, exploration, mission variety, an actually realistic lightsaber, and a plot where your choices actually matter.
    It’s called Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight. And it came out nearly two decades ago.

    • @tomsko863
      @tomsko863 4 роки тому +3

      Best Star Wars game I've ever played. The level design was the best. You actually had to explore and think to figure out where to go. The games that came after that didn't compare at all.

    • @JXZX1
      @JXZX1 4 роки тому +6

      Tom Sko
      It’s amazing, but let’s not sneeze at KotOR and X-Wing/TIE Fighter. They’re outstanding games of their respective genres.

    • @jakelee5096
      @jakelee5096 4 роки тому +3

      Imagine if they did a graphical and mechanic overhaul for the Jedi Knight games! If Disney fanboys went crazy over this mediocre pile of laziness imagine what they'd do with all those features in a modern day game.
      It'd probably be game of the year, lol. "This is what star wars COULD be!?"

    • @darthjarjarbinks8953
      @darthjarjarbinks8953 4 роки тому

      Jake Lee If they remade them, they would be horrible.

    • @plantainman7664
      @plantainman7664 4 роки тому

      @@darthjarjarbinks8953 i swear jake and tom be really hard on this game

  • @AuntySocialQueen
    @AuntySocialQueen 4 роки тому +17

    When it comes to customisation, the Devs seem to be pretty damn adamant about not letting you have a Red crystal or the Inquisitor Cal costume because 'ThAt WoUdN't Be CaNoN'. Thankfully there's PC mods to take care of that, but still...holy shit.

    • @JXZX1
      @JXZX1 4 роки тому +20

      Which is hilarious, considering the new canon contradicts itself more times in five years than the OG EU did in 30.

    • @AuntySocialQueen
      @AuntySocialQueen 4 роки тому +6

      @@JXZX1 I tend to just ignore the 3 films + Solo and substitute that with the EU. I flat out refuse to care about what some megacorp like Disney says is or isn't canon.

    • @luisma2548
      @luisma2548 4 роки тому

      thats lucasfilm, not respawn

    • @McBanditHope
      @McBanditHope 4 роки тому +3

      The new cannon approach to lightsaber colors is so fucking stupid. In the EU, different lightsaber colors came from different types of crystals, which is believable.
      In "cannon", lightsaber colors are determined by your force, or emotions or some shit. Basically they've been made into giant, glowy mood rings of death. There are so many different colors that the difference in your force would minuscule between them. Every jedi color can be obtained naturally, except red, in both the EU and "cannon".
      In the EU, sith had to manufacture synthetic crystals in order to get their red color, because it didn't appear in nature . In "cannon" sith apprentices have to actively use their force powers to "bleed" a crystal into a red color. Actually squeezing blood from a stone.
      I asked myself why would they do this, for what purpose? And I came up with a reason: cause their whole saber moodring bullshit would create a plothole in the movies, specifically ROTS, because Anakin's lightsaber doesn't turn red after brutally murdering a fellow jedi and *two dozen young children.*

    • @gibbsj195
      @gibbsj195 4 роки тому

      @@JXZX1 how does it contradict itself?

  • @3Fatboy33
    @3Fatboy33 5 місяців тому +1

    I just played 15 hours of "Survivor" after replaying "Fallen Order" for the second time. I realise they took this video and made a list and then implemented all of that except the dark side and getting rid of jumping slidiing climbing swining. They diled the jumping sliding swinging vlimbing part up to 200% in Survivor.

  • @benjackman4814
    @benjackman4814 3 роки тому +2

    LOL that Jedi Academy gameplay xD It really is the best game ever

  • @leifweigel8721
    @leifweigel8721 4 роки тому +3

    I enjoyed playing it for the length of its story but after that, personally I couldnt force myself to play the game much longer after that.

  • @townez
    @townez 2 роки тому

    Such a great channel. Didn't realize how many quality videos I had previously watched were all uploads of yours!

  • @ElijahPickleFISH96
    @ElijahPickleFISH96 4 роки тому +3

    Holy hell, I've been binging your videos on repeat for the past month, and I was really wondering when you'd upload again, and here it is. I don't know if we'll agree on the game, but I'm damn excited to watch the video. Good to have you back.

  • @Jabroskimo
    @Jabroskimo 4 роки тому +6

    I never had any problems with the glitches and i took my time playing through. Guess I got lucky

    • @Darth1Marik
      @Darth1Marik 4 роки тому +2

      same here he showed all those glitches and problems and I never had a single one

  • @Magneme
    @Magneme 4 роки тому +18

    I have to say, it is so refreshing to actually hear some proper criticism on this game, and not just more praise for a pretty dull and lifeless game. I am an avid Star Wars fan and gamer, but I had absolutely ZERO intention on picking this game up, and still don't even if it does go on sale. There's just a certain charm that previous games like the Force Unleashed had that this game lacks, and I think it has plenty to do with how bare the gameplay is due to a lack of moves and force abilities. For up incoming installments, I would LOVE to see something like this from and Imperial point of view, like from the Grand Inquisitor or something, because I think it's about time that people are reminded that the Empire still consists of PEOPLE, and not heartless villains like Palpatine. The currents novels try their hardest on this front, but the games and TV shows have failed miserably to capitalize on it (think Battlefront 2 campaign and Rebels). Speaking of writing, this game sure has some of the abysmal variety: definitely comparable to what we've been seeing from them in their recent TV shows, like Rebels or Resistance. Especially from a plot standpoint, this game adds hardly anything interesting to the canon and does a poor job of capitalizing on the wealth of mystery this time period of the franchise has. If you're a fan like me, and are interested to see what this game's story adds to the canon but aren't interested in picking it up, I'd say just don't bother.

    • @christophedoornekamp805
      @christophedoornekamp805 4 роки тому

      I mean, atleast it's a lot better than the sequels

    • @Magneme
      @Magneme 4 роки тому +2

      @@christophedoornekamp805 That isn't saying much.

    • @jakelee5096
      @jakelee5096 4 роки тому +1

      @@christophedoornekamp805 yeah let's give them money because they made something that wasn't an utter failure, lmao. Get outta here with that logic, fuck this awful game.

  • @invictusmaneo3439
    @invictusmaneo3439 4 роки тому +7

    Does anyone think the wookie models look fugging terrible

    • @stoked-6996
      @stoked-6996 3 роки тому

      Yeah, they looked wet. Not as huggable.

  • @humbleheathen69
    @humbleheathen69 3 роки тому +14

    Thank God I'm not alone in my feelings of this game.

  • @MrEffectfilms
    @MrEffectfilms 2 роки тому +5

    Wow man, I respect your opinion but it feels like you and I played two totally different games. Fallen Order was my game of the year for 2019 and I've been a massive Star Wars fan all my life, was not let down with this one.
    The story is one of the most unique I've seen in Star Wars, it takes an already tragic moment in the universes history (Order 66) and shows what that would do to a mere child. This is also why Cal doesn't get a ton of light and dark side abilities, he was only 12 when the purge happened and by the end he only knows a bit more than he did then, though his skills with a lightsaber are obviously much better. Cals journey is about facing his trauma, learning from it and learning to forgive himself, this is of course paralleled with his new master Cere who is also dealing with her own guilt and need to forgive herself as well.
    Everyone who joins Cals crew has a great trauma in their past that they need to overcome and by the end they all do but they also learn not to repeat the mistakes that led to their trauma in the first place. For Cal he destroys the Holocron because he realizes that restarting the Order is not his burden to bear and that their destiny should be trusted to the force. Cere, in her confrontation with Vader finally learns to control herself and not let her anger control her, and Merrin learns to forgive the Jedi for what she believes they did to her people which culminates in her saving the lives of both Cal and Cere when she could have let them die.
    I'll admit I too would have liked it if enemies dropped loot of some kind and if the lightsaber parts carried stats with them too and I'm sure this will all come in the sequel but I can understand why those things weren't here in this game. Respawn was trying to prove to EA how much money and success they can see if they just let their developers make the games they want to make and that meant EA couldn't monetize this game at all or at least as little as possible. This would have been ruined if Respawn had given enemies loot and your items stats because now EA would be tempted to offer those for real money, whether it be through boosters or Special/Collector/Game of the Year Editions that are all too common now. Those things had to be held back so EA couldn't demand it and now that they've proven their worth both as devs but also as people who can make great Star Wars games they now potentially have leverage to fight back if these demands show up.
    Frustrating as it may be it was ultimately a necessary sacrifice for the integrity of the game, but one that I'm sure won't be needed next time. And especially with the successful launch of all the DLC that's come out since I'm sure we can look forward to many improvements in Fallen Order 2 but I'm still more than happy with what we got for a first outing.

  • @somerando5961
    @somerando5961 4 роки тому +7

    I think you misunderstood fallen order because your talking about customization, but Fallen order isn't your story it's Cal's story. So if Cal never learns force lightning you won't.

  • @Drakon_Minaka
    @Drakon_Minaka 4 роки тому +2

    "You could blast people or dropkick them."
    Or use a fucking blade. I really want a game where vibroblades or staves,like,NON-LIGHTSABER melee get's it's time to shine.

  • @AxleMyths
    @AxleMyths 4 роки тому +2

    i found this game very fun... But i found things you said near the begining very interesting and would love to see them be integrated in to a sequel

  • @jellykirby6704
    @jellykirby6704 4 роки тому +6

    i think you have a lot of valid points on most respects but i do have an issue with how you interpreted cal's struggle with what to do with the children.
    i dont think the idea was that "cal realizes that they'll go to war and die", i think it was more along the lines of "cal realizes the empire will find them before he's able to train them properly" which worked for me because the empire was on your ass the entire game.

  • @msalinastb5093
    @msalinastb5093 Рік тому +1

    @Saintmillion what does "DETH" stand for?
    *...*(*edit*)*...*Bro I had to add this, 13:40 "making a distracting sound so you can sneak by" lmfao 🤣😂.
    Peace ✌🏼and may the force be with you, always...

  • @sleepingbear3954
    @sleepingbear3954 Рік тому

    You were ahead of the times bro this the kind of edit and joking that slaps now

  • @geeitsureisboringaroundher4707
    @geeitsureisboringaroundher4707 4 роки тому +5

    Respawn honestly needs to at least put in a Horde Arenas mode or New Game Plus with better outfits. Otherwise there's no point to this game.

  • @hazanko5875
    @hazanko5875 4 роки тому +1

    Exactly 40 minutes of His Holiness of Large Numbers, Pope Bajillion. We've been blessed.
    (exertion)

  • @CoolSmoovie
    @CoolSmoovie 2 роки тому

    I’ll never forget the first time I played The Force Unleashed 2 when I used mind trick to convince a stormtrooper to fling himself to his death during the tutorial

  • @Exigentable
    @Exigentable 4 роки тому +1

    Critically underrated video so far.

  • @therealrobcgeneralofthe501st
    @therealrobcgeneralofthe501st Рік тому +2

    You beat em off then you finish em off

  • @noahfessenden6478
    @noahfessenden6478 4 роки тому +2

    I enjoyed the game, but I completely agree with you on that the game could be so much more. Especially when Jedi Knight was in 1997. Or Jedi Outcast in 2002. Jedi Academy, KOtoR, etc.

    • @mojebi3804
      @mojebi3804 4 роки тому +5

      I can't enjoy these games that look nice but have zero ambition and don't even expand upon 30 year old options and ideas and in many cases diminish them if anything.

  • @ElComendador
    @ElComendador 4 роки тому +4

    So when are we getting the review of Masters of Teräs Käsi
    ?

  • @DogmanDraws
    @DogmanDraws 4 роки тому

    OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR RETURNS!
    If only you could speedrun production x

  • @jackdoan1984
    @jackdoan1984 4 роки тому

    you just reminded me of just how fun and engaging kotor and the jedi knight series were.

  • @clay-wankenobi9383
    @clay-wankenobi9383 4 роки тому +1

    Didn't expect this review to show up in my notifications lol.

  • @RatmanChallenges
    @RatmanChallenges 2 роки тому +1

    They added a red light saber into the game later. It's the color the inquisitor uses. It does not affect the game your friends don't question why you have a red light saber.

  • @benh224
    @benh224 4 роки тому

    This is why jedi academy/outcast WAS the STANDARD for the LIGHTSABER and COMBAT. They just needed to refine the controls.

  • @Alanthewhite
    @Alanthewhite 4 роки тому

    So few views lol. This is a solid channel, this is a very entertaining and well written critique.

  • @kilmeme9602
    @kilmeme9602 4 роки тому +11

    Sekiro didn't come up with the posture bar nioh did this was a very well made video though I thought cal had a cool character arc but I think it would be interesting that he had more of an identity crisis and gained some dark side powers than by the end you become an inquisitor if you used the dark powers too much or just be a jedi if you didn't, but I doubt anything like that will come since Disney and EA don't understand it takes time to develop a good game and so many people are just fine with extremely average games

    • @josesosa3337
      @josesosa3337 4 роки тому +1

      Reading your comment made me think of a concept where you have the infamous games but in a star wars setting. You have the open world with objectives and just like the infamous games there is the pull between the light side and the dark side with different powers. I'm sure someone else with more experience than me thought of this too though.

  • @Thatsapphicgirl
    @Thatsapphicgirl 9 місяців тому

    Pizza whisky ice cream sounds amazing ngl

  • @TroyChriest
    @TroyChriest 4 роки тому +1

    This needs a million views

  • @TroyChriest
    @TroyChriest 4 роки тому +1

    10/10 my favorite UA-camr. Iwish my videos were a 10th as good as yours.

  • @TDotTYOPod
    @TDotTYOPod 2 роки тому +2

    I still love this game. Im mad how accurate everything you said is.

  • @joshiiexe
    @joshiiexe 4 роки тому +7

    Virgin Jedi: Fallen Order vs the chad Star Wars Galaxies.

  • @travus111
    @travus111 4 роки тому +1

    Baby Yoda. Baby Jabba. Baby Reylo. Episode 10. Buzzwords. Memes.

  • @Valiyus
    @Valiyus 4 роки тому

    Your content is great my dude, I'll be watching with great interest.

  • @drascalicus5187
    @drascalicus5187 4 роки тому +3

    Honestly, I would compare this game more to Zelda: Twilight Princess more than anything else:
    You need to go get a force power (item) from a dungeon for the story to continue
    Said item helps you explore certain areas
    Z target rolling/dodging to beat enemies
    Few meaningful stat boosts
    Exploration yields more health "heart containers" or "stim packs"
    Linear story
    What I want from SW: Fallen Order II
    Optional Realisitc Weapons: Lightsabers 1 Hit Most Enemies and they can't block, Enemies do massive damage to you. No stims.
    Force unleashed Powers: Full spread. I especially want to hold an enemy and make everything movable around to smash into him.
    Regenerating Force Bar
    Everything else saint mentioned

    • @dimadobrik4516
      @dimadobrik4516 Рік тому

      No stims/health regeneration would be a pain in the ass

  • @HYDRAdude
    @HYDRAdude 4 роки тому +3

    I've seen a lot of reviews of this game, and your review is by far the best and most in depth.

  • @SuperTunnelBoy
    @SuperTunnelBoy 4 роки тому +1

    1:27 Wait it wasn't going to be a star wars game at first? Shit I didn't know that

  • @trinityyforce__
    @trinityyforce__ 4 роки тому +2

    AAAAAAAAAA YOU'RE BACK HOLY SHIT

  • @curtreyes00
    @curtreyes00 4 роки тому +4

    These thoughts mirror my own, I really liked the game but thought there was a lot of missed potential. Also I really like the force echo ability and thought it would have been cool if the story had been about searching for old jedi master artifacts so that cal could touch them and learn new techniques and uncover plot.

  • @HumbleHonkingEnthusiast
    @HumbleHonkingEnthusiast 4 роки тому

    My favorite infrequent uploader returns

  • @butchdeloria901
    @butchdeloria901 4 роки тому +2

    26:17 *Mormans be like*

  • @Sam501UK
    @Sam501UK 4 роки тому

    The legend himself? More Phantom Menace PB attempts please

  • @CalcTM
    @CalcTM 4 роки тому +11

    Small brain move: Buy the new 60 dollar star wars game that has zero replay value and will only be fun for a week
    Big brain move: Buy a 10 dollar game that can be reran multiple times, has a lightside or darkside path, pvp, more directions to swing your saber, higher jumps, more force powers, alot of weapons other than a lightsaber to choose from, decapitations, and the choice to create your own character.

    • @eglib499
      @eglib499 4 роки тому +1

      Jedi Academy?

  • @TroyChriest
    @TroyChriest 4 роки тому

    Thanks for making more Star Wars videos!

  • @basedautism2283
    @basedautism2283 2 роки тому +9

    I feel like everyone is in love with the idea of this game rather than the actual game itself

  • @countD8852
    @countD8852 4 роки тому

    I need a full trilogy about the rise of Darth Gonk

  • @kirrithkovacs5097
    @kirrithkovacs5097 3 роки тому

    25:00 discussion of the crystals earned a sub

  • @TheAzmdain
    @TheAzmdain 2 роки тому

    A wow moment? That is another way to said CINEMATIC?

  • @mixererunio1757
    @mixererunio1757 4 роки тому +1

    Why the hell this only has 10k views?

  • @austinwoods466
    @austinwoods466 3 роки тому

    0:23 OMG a dope beat.

  • @TexYMatt98
    @TexYMatt98 4 роки тому

    I love your deadpan humour.

  • @HeckaLives
    @HeckaLives 4 роки тому +4

    "He's back, get the Boomer Juice."

  • @Hechab
    @Hechab Рік тому

    One thing that kind of irks me is movies and games where LUCK is the biggest factor for the protagonist surviving. Idk why.

  • @aidanmpearce4821
    @aidanmpearce4821 3 роки тому +1

    GONK INTENSIFIES

  • @bobbydeuce6486
    @bobbydeuce6486 4 роки тому

    Trilla froze in the final battle and that’s how I beat the game. She was schooling my ass because she’s the ONLY boss that a perfectly timed dodge does not work against.

  • @hideo3866
    @hideo3866 4 роки тому +2

    THE BOI IS BACC

  • @PotatoNo
    @PotatoNo 3 роки тому +1

    What's that little black box floating on the screen?

  • @The_Rage_Kage
    @The_Rage_Kage 2 роки тому

    I'd rather they just improve the combat over stats, if only because having stats, at least in a stat points kind of way, would lead them to just making damage sponge enemies. Everything else I agree with and would like to see.

  • @aandredaandred3378
    @aandredaandred3378 3 роки тому +3

    The game would have been fine-ish if not for the fact I must have gotten an Ugly People Edition™. The main character obviously, but the lady at the ship looked like her eyes were just about to fall out and bounce off the floor. The developers and movie makers nowadays have this weird idea that if they show me beautiful people, I'm gonna be unhappy or something. Guys, I see ugly people everyday, starting with a morning glance in the mirror, in my video games I'd love to see some busty supermodels and Greek athletes, thank you.
    Even the pilot alien looks like balls.

  • @l33t9r0u93
    @l33t9r0u93 4 роки тому

    20:00 i'm getting matrix flashback of "choice"

  • @justmike3018
    @justmike3018 2 роки тому

    40 minutes of review and my takeaway is try out Movie Battles II @11:45

  • @fragmanize
    @fragmanize 4 роки тому +1

    saintmillion squad whaddup

  • @ParumPirum
    @ParumPirum 2 роки тому

    The things that bothered me the most about this game:
    Just give me a ranged weapon goddammit.
    Not EVERY planet has to be a parkour planet. Would it kill you to have some places be a village, a space station or a flat desert? You made every planet the exact same place!

  • @tomkrawec
    @tomkrawec 4 роки тому

    This is art.

  • @boomblam5738
    @boomblam5738 4 роки тому

    It's like clunky Dark Souls in space.

  • @clay-wankenobi9383
    @clay-wankenobi9383 4 роки тому

    I will add though that while I enjoyed the game, navigating zeffo and the backtracking on that planet was super annoying. Even after spending hours and hours on that planet, trying to get to point A(underground) from point B(above ground) was tiring to say the least.

  • @theblasteffect4499
    @theblasteffect4499 3 роки тому +2

    This guy can make a good game look bad.

  • @austinwoods466
    @austinwoods466 3 роки тому +1

    0:23 OMG a redhead as a male lead!

  • @JotaDeeMeO
    @JotaDeeMeO 4 роки тому

    He is a jedi...
    ... Who smuggles on the side.

  • @thesweetestguy1994
    @thesweetestguy1994 4 роки тому +1

    Great video

  • @Undone007
    @Undone007 4 роки тому +1

    This is such a good review I don't understand how low your views are..

  • @Zayn-kg4bu
    @Zayn-kg4bu 4 роки тому

    HES BACK!!!!YESS!

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 4 роки тому +1

    Force CBT