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  • Опубліковано 31 бер 2020
  • This edition of Jay Leno Headlines was owned by NBC Studios (1996-2004)
    Video is simply for entertainment.
    Remembering the Best Headlines by Jay Leno of The Tonight Show.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 395

  • @jbevan4411
    @jbevan4411 2 роки тому +134

    Jay's laughter during the toilet golf has to be one of my favorites. I love his laugh

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 2 роки тому +7

      That was funny !

    • @mitch4527
      @mitch4527 2 роки тому +9

      Kevin Eubanks too

    • @gluckmac
      @gluckmac 2 роки тому

      Popooooooooooooo ppopoooooomooomoooooo polo oooo moon no oopmooooomooooomoomoo mom no no omomomomoo no oompooooomomoommomommoommoooooooooooooomooooooooooooooomoooooooo

    • @gluckmac
      @gluckmac 2 роки тому

      @@mitch4527 monomommm mom mmmmm

    • @rcdesmond
      @rcdesmond 2 роки тому +9

      I think Kev and Jay burned one before the show.🔥

  • @kaitlynneprozan4187
    @kaitlynneprozan4187 2 роки тому +56

    OMG Monday night headlines were the best. I miss Leno!!

    • @leecowell8165
      @leecowell8165 2 роки тому +2

      You know it... this guy was absolutely hilarious. Just his expressions had me rolling on the floor at times. I never watched another late night show after he was forced out. I felt he was better than Carson.

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 4 місяці тому

      5:17 This is a prime example of how hopeless humanity can be. I understand it takes some people a w h i l e to go #2. But if _golf_ is what you look forward to when you use the bathroom, you really a therapist's help to examine your life
      Plus, instead of "I'll make an automatic room air deodorizer," or "Let me get started on a universal socket wrench to obsolete a conventional mechanic's socket set," what designer says "By George, I've got it! Let me make a practice golf machine for sitting on the toilet"?? His mind must be a complete row of cabbages 😵☠️

    • @matthewcraig8926
      @matthewcraig8926 12 днів тому

      I grew up in the Johnny Carson days. At first I didn't like Leno but grew to love him in the 1990s. Little did I know how much I'd miss him and those days.

  • @Mochrie99
    @Mochrie99 3 роки тому +65

    I've never seen Jay lose it as hard as he did at that "Toilet Golf" ad. That was absolutely hysterical!

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 3 роки тому +6

      He was the best.

    • @stevenherrold5955
      @stevenherrold5955 2 роки тому +3

      different things are funny or not to different people the toilet golf was not my favorite
      what gets laughing is the stupid errors in newspaper headlines some of them make me
      wonder if the person that wrote that was stoned on drugs at the time the printing press was running

    • @gregbrockman4471
      @gregbrockman4471 2 роки тому +4

      I saw a toilet golf set in a thrift store. I literally burst out laughing because of how hard Jay laughed at it.

  • @dawoool
    @dawoool 2 роки тому +168

    I miss Jay, Kevin, Johnny, Ed, and Doc. Today I'd rather watch paint dry.

  • @jsvm10301
    @jsvm10301 2 роки тому +28

    Leno was awesome! I remember when I was around 9 or 10, staying up with my dad to watch these. Every break my dad would tell me, “last one! Get to sleep!” Those were the days!

  • @georgec4917
    @georgec4917 3 роки тому +168

    Back when late night shows were worth staying up for.

    • @sarahmcbeth9156
      @sarahmcbeth9156 2 роки тому +1

      Yup yup

    • @noahsagutch8314
      @noahsagutch8314 2 роки тому +3

      I remember my grandfather
      Used to let me watch this
      Before bedtime
      And laugh around lol 12 am

    • @SecuritiesFinance
      @SecuritiesFinance 2 роки тому +2

      Yep. Tho Fallon can be very funny when he stays away from politics.

    • @russellstruck8155
      @russellstruck8155 2 роки тому

      ! The a

    • @ghidrah76
      @ghidrah76 Рік тому

      Heck yea.. can’t stand jimmy fallon or that moron jimmy kimmel.. this and Conan were my top 2 shows

  • @skyebird3933
    @skyebird3933 2 роки тому +63

    This is my go-to for a laugh and pick-me-up.
    Love Jay's humor. 😊

  • @rayn1ful
    @rayn1ful Рік тому +25

    Jay leno was so funny and did a good job on the way he presented these, and Kevin Eubanks laugh really added to it as well. every one who helped make this show did a great job.

  • @Huvve1980
    @Huvve1980 Рік тому +7

    Jay leno show, good old days…

  • @amandawilliams6554
    @amandawilliams6554 3 роки тому +49

    Kevin does have the best laugh in the world. I miss this show

  • @nd4864
    @nd4864 Рік тому +16

    Been going through a winter slump. Jay’s classic headlines cheers me up

  • @pettytoni1955
    @pettytoni1955 11 місяців тому +7

    The headline about "Plenty do do here for tourists" would be appropriate for some of our west coast cities today!

    • @matthewcraig8926
      @matthewcraig8926 12 днів тому

      Well I hear LA gives $1500 a month to homeless people. Paid vacation.

  • @ghalgren
    @ghalgren Рік тому +6

    Back in the day of the best in entertainment! I miss his shows.

  • @wandatalman5888
    @wandatalman5888 4 роки тому +25

    To people complaining about the video skipping around...it’s a best of video. A compilation. Right there in the title, what did you expect?

    • @mallorybesom1717
      @mallorybesom1717 4 роки тому +8

      for it not to skip around, or at least cleaner editing

  • @donnalynn3589
    @donnalynn3589 3 роки тому +38

    Hearing Kevins laugh makes me laugh even more 🤣

  • @roberthoward5015
    @roberthoward5015 4 роки тому +18

    Leno for president

  • @user-ek6to9gd8l
    @user-ek6to9gd8l Рік тому +4

    I think the sustained laughter at the "Toilet Golf" clip is perhaps second only to the "Sis-Boom-Bah" bit from one of Johnny Carson's "Carnac" segment 😂

  • @kathyduby8150
    @kathyduby8150 Рік тому +5

    Leno's reaction to the toilet golf is the most joyful sight and sound on UA-cam.

    • @glennpacker1769
      @glennpacker1769 10 місяців тому

      I'm glad Jay & Kevin found another project...You Bet Your Life game show. Jay's wit & Kevin's laugh are worth watching again.

  • @Justin_Case702
    @Justin_Case702 3 роки тому +22

    Back when late night was funny

  • @Eddie_Schantz
    @Eddie_Schantz Рік тому +7

    The toilet golf ad at 5:20 is the hardest I ever heard Jay & Kevin laugh during the Headlines segment.

  • @mrmapful
    @mrmapful 4 роки тому +72

    Headlines were the only reason I watched Jay Leno. The hosts today aren't funny and can't hold a candle to Jay Leno's headlines

    • @RichieMajaw
      @RichieMajaw  4 роки тому +2

      I totally agree bro... Do subscribe and hit the bell notification to catch part 2 that will be uploaded in an hour or so.. cheers to Headlines...

    • @KCFlyer2
      @KCFlyer2 4 роки тому +1

      Jay Leno can't hold a candle to Jay Leno before the tonight show.

    • @HelpMeFindTheseSongs
      @HelpMeFindTheseSongs 3 роки тому +3

      Jaywalking was awesome too

    • @alexsass8079
      @alexsass8079 2 роки тому

      @@RichieMajaw pitch meetin

  • @martymartin904
    @martymartin904 Рік тому +7

    This is REAL ENTERTAINMENT,
    Unlike the NO TALENT HACKS nowadays...

  • @ImOnAJourney
    @ImOnAJourney 11 місяців тому +3

    The Harriet Carter merch is always a highlight - the sound enhancers, seaweed soap, driveway screen, but the toilet golf takes the prize!

  • @sandralyn5869
    @sandralyn5869 4 роки тому +43

    I NEVER missed "Monday Night Headlines"! I had an alarm set even!

  • @ernestcruz6316
    @ernestcruz6316 Рік тому +5

    That toilet golf one kills me. It could be rather embarrassing to have your balls get caught in the sand trap...

  • @davidmiller3573
    @davidmiller3573 3 роки тому +75

    Jay and Kevin's laughter with the "toilet golf" made me almost die!!!! Hilarious!

    • @tedrowland8672
      @tedrowland8672 3 роки тому +1

      Hope you're ok now...did you have to go to the hospital?

    • @dorothyford6616
      @dorothyford6616 3 роки тому +3

      Oh my gosh!!!!!! I had to pause it!!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 роки тому +3

      I CHOKED ON THE COFFEE, LOL!

    • @runner4life1984
      @runner4life1984 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jelsick
      @Jelsick 3 роки тому +1

      On a real golf course it would have little benefit, unless you plan on bringing a toilet with you. Hey Johnny, why do you have that toilet in your golf cart?!.

  • @ckanowitz
    @ckanowitz 4 роки тому +87

    I almost died laughing when Jay lost it at the Toilet Golf. That was hysterical!

    • @daveagustin4850
      @daveagustin4850 4 роки тому +9

      "Toilet Golf" is the best 1 ever! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @bassbrawls6942
      @bassbrawls6942 4 роки тому +7

      My friend got me one of these for my birthday. I still can’t break par.

    • @port566
      @port566 4 роки тому +4

      @@bassbrawls6942 Umm.... have you talked to your doctor? :-)

    • @SirDeanosity
      @SirDeanosity 4 роки тому +8

      Not sure how but gives new meaning to "hole in one" or "water hazard".

    • @port566
      @port566 4 роки тому +5

      @@SirDeanosity "Mom! Dad! I just got a hole in one in the bathroom!"
      "Way to go, son! Let's all go to Red Lobster to celebrate!"
      Waitress: "I see you're bringing party banners. May I ask what you're celebrating tonight?"
      5 minutes later:
      Waitress to boss: "I'm going back to work at Walmart. Fewer weirdos there."

  • @Author_Alyssa_Taylor
    @Author_Alyssa_Taylor Рік тому +4

    Damn, I miss this man! These will help get me through Stephen Colbert being off the air.

    • @Laura-tp8wz
      @Laura-tp8wz Рік тому

      Lol!!

    • @itasarah
      @itasarah 7 місяців тому +1

      I don’t think Stephen Colbert can hold the candle to Leno or Johnny Carson.

  • @smittykins
    @smittykins Рік тому +6

    19:25-I love the part of the quote he didn’t use: “…and the poison poses no threat to humans as long as the ex-fish are not eaten by the public.”

  • @walter9724
    @walter9724 11 місяців тому +3

    Someone get jay some oxygen from laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂 too funny

  • @allisoncorona4842
    @allisoncorona4842 2 роки тому +6

    The PMS firearms company reminded me of a t-shirt I saw decades ago that said, "I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions?". I would have bought it if I could have afforded it.

  • @anotherdave5107
    @anotherdave5107 4 роки тому +79

    The good old days while Kev was still there. What a laugh! (he has)

  • @billolsen4360
    @billolsen4360 3 роки тому +23

    4:11 I've often looked at my upright vacuum and wished I could make it look a cow wearing a dress.

  • @danabaker596
    @danabaker596 2 роки тому +5

    Jay's delivery and Kevin's laugh..AWESOME!!!

  • @coltino99
    @coltino99 3 роки тому +15

    The comedic timing of the band is perfect for the toilet golf.

  • @elfofcourage
    @elfofcourage Рік тому +2

    The “White-Folks” wedding KILLED me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pdbordelon
    @pdbordelon 3 роки тому +17

    jay and Kevin were a great team! Kevin;s laugh would crack me up!

  • @richardhamblen5526
    @richardhamblen5526 3 роки тому +7

    HAHAAAAA!! TOILET GOLF,, "LET'S YOU PRACTICE YOUR PUTTING ON THE POTTY",,HE WAS LAUGHING SO HARD, HE COULDN'T EVEN FINISH IT!

  • @encouragingword1172
    @encouragingword1172 2 роки тому +14

    There’s absolutely nothing on nowadays that can make people laugh like this. As the Reader’s Digest used to say - laughter is the best medicine. Thank u for posting this! 👍👍

  • @yoursmommysbigtoe6256
    @yoursmommysbigtoe6256 Рік тому +4

    I love these lol my dad was saying was just saying he wished they still had Leno on

  • @ReMiXDriZzY777
    @ReMiXDriZzY777 Рік тому +3

    You know Leno is laughing hard when that lady laugh comes out. 😂

  • @lauriepierce4068
    @lauriepierce4068 2 роки тому +12

    Kevin’s laugh just adds to these clips😂

  • @therockreviews9007
    @therockreviews9007 2 роки тому +7

    I used to love this show

  • @SuperSenis
    @SuperSenis 2 роки тому +4

    "Hey, honey, the golf ball rolled under the bathroom door again. Could you roll it back to me? I've gonna need a couple more minutes here."

  • @yoursmommysbigtoe6256
    @yoursmommysbigtoe6256 3 роки тому +11

    i love kevins laugh when the decorate your vacuum

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick4790 2 роки тому +4

    "Fish Angel" is a good name for a band.

  • @stfanboy
    @stfanboy 4 роки тому +36

    @5:15 I have never seen Jay laugh so hard before. LOL

    • @mattjensen8759
      @mattjensen8759 3 роки тому +3

      He laughed so hard, he and Kevin spent over a minute laughing at it

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 роки тому +2

      @@mattjensen8759 SO DID I, LOL!

  • @tguns1
    @tguns1 3 роки тому +9

    Steele-Peter wedding...
    "Peter used FLASH CANNON! It's super effective!"

  • @RedfishCarolina
    @RedfishCarolina 4 роки тому +17

    Those vacuum cleaner animals are the hardest I've ever heard Kevin laugh!

    • @sandralyn5869
      @sandralyn5869 4 роки тому +3

      And I think "Toilet Golf" is the hardest I think I've ever seen Jay Leno laugh too!

  • @dennisjohnson2870
    @dennisjohnson2870 4 роки тому +28

    5:15 is toilet golf. I saw this when it originally aired, and Jay laughed hysterically a while before revealing the headline as well. I'm sure he had to order it for the kitsch value and still has it in his garage... Hopefully not in his bathroom though.

  • @DrJekyll38
    @DrJekyll38 2 роки тому +3

    Toilet Golf!? I don't even want to think about water hazards!

  • @AngelA-tj9ok
    @AngelA-tj9ok 4 роки тому +11

    Missed opportunity - Toilet Golf, a hole in one.

  • @sibylsaint
    @sibylsaint 4 роки тому +13

    1:30 The card just vanishes like nothing, and he takes it in stride. I can't stop watching this over and over! 🤣🤣

  • @MusicOTNight2096
    @MusicOTNight2096 3 роки тому +29

    Jay had a good laugh over the years about things in his 'Headlines' segments, but I've never seen him lose his shit like he did over Toilet Golf.

    • @leecowell8165
      @leecowell8165 2 роки тому +3

      that WAS funny! I can see why he lost it!

  • @markrodriguez9442
    @markrodriguez9442 3 роки тому +8

    The toilet golf has Jay cracking up with laughter. I'd thought that item was odd.

  • @The_Invisible_Hand
    @The_Invisible_Hand Рік тому +2

    The "condescending" politician at 11:36 felt the need to explain to readers that "amicable" means "friendly." Which means, he's also honest!

  • @mikemiller480
    @mikemiller480 4 роки тому +38

    Bring him back so no more political bash fest. I haven't watch late night in years because its too political

    • @GoldFaceFella
      @GoldFaceFella 3 роки тому

      Well you obviously don’t watch Conan.

    • @tguns1
      @tguns1 3 роки тому

      @@GoldFaceFella Conan's retiring June 2021.

    • @johnsohc
      @johnsohc 3 роки тому +1

      Absolutely Mike!

  • @robadams5799
    @robadams5799 2 роки тому +4

    My favorite wedding announcement was for the "Moore-Knipple" wedding.

    • @leecowell8165
      @leecowell8165 2 роки тому +1

      I didn't care for the wedding gigs myself.

    • @robadams5799
      @robadams5799 Рік тому

      @@leecowell8165 yeah, they were kinda tedious for the most part.

  • @Classicrocker6119
    @Classicrocker6119 3 роки тому +8

    The vacuum dolls was classic! Today we could say those were probably created by someone who self isolated too long!!

    • @ivanleterror9158
      @ivanleterror9158 3 роки тому +2

      But it's not a bad idea. Like a tea cozy. A fun make it yourself project.

  • @rosrychaplet
    @rosrychaplet 4 роки тому +12

    4:10 those upright decoratives would work well in a home alone reboot

  • @pOpCoRn0531
    @pOpCoRn0531 2 роки тому +4

    Miss Jay and Kevin.

  • @itasarah
    @itasarah 7 місяців тому +1

    I really miss the Leno show at night; I don’t see the great humor that he used to do at night or that Johnny Carson did at night, so I don’t even watch night shows anymore like that. 😂

  • @Lastkingof33
    @Lastkingof33 4 роки тому +27

    Was gonna send one in once. Article in neswpaper said: Suspect acted suspicious.

  • @StarWarrior91
    @StarWarrior91 2 роки тому +2

    I miss watching headlines on Monday nights

  • @michaelbailey1578
    @michaelbailey1578 3 роки тому +24

    I've made a promise to myself not to watch Jay Leno headlines more than 500 times per year. I think I have a few more views left so here I am. Thanks Richie.

  • @jameshudman403
    @jameshudman403 4 роки тому +8

    lol toilet golf. lol i remember that one. lol first time Ive seen it since. lol

  • @pspD1
    @pspD1 3 роки тому +19

    I miss the times when we use to laugh at our selves without care of offending anyone

  • @thezombiecreeper
    @thezombiecreeper 3 роки тому +12

    1:15 The best basketball player is obviously First Lastname

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 2 роки тому +6

    Always liked it when Jay lost it and laughed so much he sounded like a woman laughing. 🤷🏽‍♂️😂🤣

  • @jessewahwah
    @jessewahwah 3 роки тому +6

    First Last name looked like "Sleepy Eyes" Tracy McGrady.

  • @chrissmith7563
    @chrissmith7563 2 роки тому +5

    i really hate how it jumps around, just finish the segments

  • @davidrobbins3018
    @davidrobbins3018 3 роки тому +4

    Jay Leno, good clean fun in a dirty world.

  • @jednick
    @jednick Рік тому +3

    There's a tragic reason why that caption about the triplets included their circumcision. Maj. Berryman was beaten and tortured when he was held by the Iraqis. As with other Americans, the Iraqis accused him of being Jewish because he was circumcised.

  • @olibarahosasa1137
    @olibarahosasa1137 8 днів тому

    I come back to this every now and then. There’s another vid of this uploaded ages ago

  • @evaschroeder4020
    @evaschroeder4020 2 роки тому +3

    I can believe it's not butter I'm dead.

  • @charismatic1516
    @charismatic1516 4 роки тому +4

    Me and my roommate used to watch Jay and Dave. We would watch Dave live and then VCR Jay and watch it the following breakfast. I enjoyed his headlines more than Dave's top 10. I also liked his Beyondo, Iron J, a letter to my Russian friend, video calls to President Bush/his Mexican friend/that cult leader who thought there was a spaceship beyond the comet. His best jokes were reserved for Kevin (the band leader -- remember him coming out of a treasure chest?) and John Tesh. Good times! :-)

  • @michaellahana7662
    @michaellahana7662 3 роки тому +2

    I wish this segment was around when I saw the sign in a mini-mart..
    “12 pack of Corona Extra
    $17.99 plus tax included”

  • @Smokedogzz
    @Smokedogzz 3 роки тому +5

    That cat in the basketball picture was Tracy McGrady!!!!

  • @chuckdieselkicksdisks2380
    @chuckdieselkicksdisks2380 4 роки тому +6

    Thanks for posting...a great deal are new to me!

  • @bobsnyder3309
    @bobsnyder3309 4 роки тому +7

    You can still buy the Toilet Golf. I got one for my kid for his birthday.

    • @caseyself2134
      @caseyself2134 3 роки тому

      Damn...you must really hate that kid......

    • @bobsnyder3309
      @bobsnyder3309 Рік тому

      @@caseyself2134 Well he's 40 so there is that

  • @halojimmy7
    @halojimmy7 4 роки тому +6

    I laughed hard most at 3:50 vacuum
    thumps up for headlines
    thumps down for editing and jumping around
    I perfer the whole session

    • @cvijet22
      @cvijet22 3 роки тому +1

      Thumps down for spelling 'thumb', thump

  • @vjcarter4657
    @vjcarter4657 3 роки тому +3

    LOL Kevin is cracking up

  • @robadams5799
    @robadams5799 Рік тому +1

    MS Bing told me "There are no results for 'five hundred virgins from throughout the nation and the world converged.'"

  • @trudehunnicutt1318
    @trudehunnicutt1318 3 роки тому +4

    Toilet Golf! LMAO!!!!!! 😀

  • @dbsti3006
    @dbsti3006 Рік тому +1

    4:07. My mom actually had that cow upright vacuum cover. It seemed normal to me, but going by this, I'm glad my friends never seen it. I'd have gotten shit for it.

  • @scottvanhille5688
    @scottvanhille5688 4 місяці тому +1

    Toilet Golf was the best one LOL.

  • @asteverino8569
    @asteverino8569 2 роки тому +1

    I appreciate the recording on video from TV.

  • @pony053
    @pony053 3 роки тому +3

    I still watch his garage features, but late night will never be the same....late nite is so political anymore....I just go to bed.

  • @LordJupiter1
    @LordJupiter1 2 роки тому +4

    Would be better if it wasn't chopped up so much.

  • @RK-jp4xe
    @RK-jp4xe 4 роки тому +7

    Thanks for uploading these! Glad to subscribe! Good stuff.

    • @RichieMajaw
      @RichieMajaw  4 роки тому +1

      Thanks Ryan and Welcome aboard.. Its good to hear that my uploads are giving you and everyone else entertainment in hard times like these..if you're interested in more..do let me know...once again thanks for the subcribe and have a great night or day...

  • @warrenmcgovern8231
    @warrenmcgovern8231 3 роки тому +6

    That toilet golf put me in a coma!

  • @lngvly22
    @lngvly22 3 роки тому +3

    23:50 we need signs that say that on every store, school and restaurant nationwide!

  • @savoystylo
    @savoystylo Рік тому +1

    "Kev, what can I not stand?"

  • @jeannineroberton4019
    @jeannineroberton4019 Рік тому +1

    Wish I could go there and say, please be careful when working on the cars.

  • @sherylleithner5380
    @sherylleithner5380 2 роки тому +1

    I miss this...

  • @brendang8177
    @brendang8177 2 роки тому +2

    Was fab - apart from the weddings

  • @JasonSmith-vj1de
    @JasonSmith-vj1de 2 роки тому +2

    17:53 I guess Sir-Mix-A-Lot would love to live there.

  • @annettev8362
    @annettev8362 2 роки тому +1

    I have enjoyed the Tonite Show since I was a child. Jay made it fun & laughter is the best medicine. I enjoyed watching Headlines over the years. I agree late night programs have become very political, it's just the change in what's funny in life.

  • @javierbookshadowscontribut6223
    @javierbookshadowscontribut6223 3 роки тому +3

    thanks for upload

  • @rodprops
    @rodprops 3 роки тому +7

    @15:37
    A BLACK couple,
    named White and Folk,
    getting married?!
    *Scratches head* 😂😂