FINALLY GETTING ACTION ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (r/CursedComments)
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
- Not as cursed as a Toyota Corolla in reverse
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The Oz Media Reddit Collection: • r/insanepeoplefacebook...
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Music from filmmusic.io
"Apero Hour" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
“Backbay Lounge” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
“Bossa Antigua” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
“Crinoline Dreams” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (creativecommons...)
100% wholesome.
I disagree
Yes
First
Yes, very
Not cursed at all
For no reason, here's a quote from Hotel Mario:
"You know what they say........ All toasters toast toast!"
*long pause, as if he just said something highly intelligent and deeply insightful*
Ah yes...thank you for your observations. Now, also for no reason, here's a quote from Miss Congeniality:
"Describe your perfect date."
"That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket."
*awaits applause*
I love these comedy tropes.
I love hearing him laugh. His laugh makes me smile more than the cursed comments.
Nice
Same
Fax
Not like a Toyota Corolla in reverse
It's not as good as a Toyota carrola going in reverse
"I mean, she makes at least 100,000$ a month just from her Onlyfans, by God!"
I'm not saying that he SHOULD, but if Oz wants to make money like that. . .
I have mixed emotions about this comment
UwU
cursed comment... under a cursed comments video. Cool
NO
Reddit reader bath water
"I'm in a wheelchair."
You walk with the use of a low-key mech, that is awesome!
Worst response to “I’m pregnant”
“LUNCH TIME ”
Worst response to "I'm pregnant"
"Oh fuck oh shit!"
Are you going to eat that?
Best response: "Nice to meet you, Pregnant! I'm Dad!"
“Thank you for the meal!”
This reminds me of one of the asdf movies.
“Isn’t it kinda weird to hear these be read in a human voice?”
I don’t know why that took me so long to get.
@Ann
A lot of Reddit UA-cam channels just use text to speech and it sounds really robotic
@@bitterrabbit666 and boomers love it. Those channels make a ton of money. At least my boomers, I mean, _parents_ would hate that shit if they knew it existed.
Ah yes, i ruined the funny number.
@@bitterrabbit666 idk why people think text to speech is funny to them tbh
@Bitter Rabbit
I don’t get why people think it’s funny. I need feeling in a sentence to laugh
Yes. The *suislide*
Genocide has nothing on kiddy slides
Virgil no
Calm down virgil. Someone get patton!
Yes please
SOMEONE GET PATTON NOW!!!!
“What will you show a caveman that would blow his mind?”
*A Toyota Corolla barreling in reverse*
.44 Magnum Revolver?
@@johnathanegbert9277yes but not as fast as a Toyota Corolla in reverse.
I had this on autoplay and I heard the start and went "Aww wholesome memes" and it only got worse
Oof
Not as bad as a Toyota Corolla in reverse
Just how I like them: 100% wholesome with a side of 120% sarcasm.
If taking naps is gay, than I’m straighter than a computer generated line, and that’s definitely not true
Sorry I just woke up from my nap, what did you say?
I'm not gonna lie I'm about as straight as pi
i'm already gay, so idc
Napping is gay but so are the dark circles under my eyes.
Sorry, I just woke up from my 2927254171717171 hour nap.
I’m not calling myself Pink Grandma’s Ashes
I'm calling myself gray coke
Actually I'm fine with Black Bleach
*Beige Milk*
Pastel water
Black and white milk.
No.
My friends dared me to see if I had a gag reflex.
The answers no.
They called me a waste of homosexuality
thats such a rare insult
@@thepandrbr
Indeed. They remind me every day
I discovered my lack of a gag reflex when I deep throated a breadstick to prove a point about germans in the middle of welding class
@@Ezekiel_Allium nice.
r/rareinsults
Oh thank God. We're back to cursed Oz. Thought we were losing him
He’s never really gone
Bruh he never didm.ua-cam.com/video/QzUyxDTK8pU/v-deo.html
@@psychocuzwhynot642 **deep breathe** FUUUUUUUUU-
Yes.. I am glad too
"What is a game quote that can also be said during sex?"
Rip and tear, until it is done.
Rip and tear the corpse
I got a Movie Quote, Down the garbage chute flyboy
ARE YOU OK
She wasn't
LETS A GO
9:21
satan’s catboy is shocked to see that the devil is not the sexy misunderstood guy in paradise lost
6:53
How does she walk on two legs when she’s in a wheelchair
Oz: r/askreddit in a human voice
Also Oz: *forgets about rslash*
Rslash: *sad rslash noises*
Weeeelllll.... if he's looking to make TTS ask reddit videos, he could always get Mini Oz to cameo _oof! Ow! nh_ (muffled sounds of beating and struggling in background)
It's okay Oz fans: maggPi has been bound and gagged, and I've put a burlap sack over their head. Shall we commence the waterboarding? No? (disappointed thug-for-hire noises)
@@maggpiprime954 DO IT.
I want to like your comment but, it's at the perfect number...
rslash is just those tts channels but human.
just as clickbait
just as anoyying
@@iplayksplol9974 wasn't he even sub botting at a point?
Worst response to "I'm pregnant"
Batter up
Mine is get the string
No its when your one partner says "we are too" but you two are the only people around and you are a girl and he is a boy from birth.
Hes pregnant but his baby is also pregnant but youre also pregnant but how did he get pregnant in the first place
I remember where that profile picture comes from.
Come stand behind this Toyota Corola in reverse.
Go get the belt
“You see my cat was not adopted”
Ad: TAKE CARE OF YOUR CAT!
@friends with benefits my gosh
@friends with benefits *shane dawson intensifies*
Yea we have to *take care* of them ;)
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO R/CURSEDCOMMENTS
"-or I'll replace your skincare products with mayonnaise!"
Me, doing my skincare routine while listening to this: *well-*
Me, who uses mayonnaise for skincare: ha. Nice try.
@@gunsandroses896 HAHAHA
Me, who doesn't care about my skin routine: Oh well, can't hurt me!
I’m not calling myself “Blue Water” under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
Bee hey I’m also blue water
IN NONBIANRY AND MY NAME IS ALSO BEE WTFFFFF
Ghostie :0 AAAAAY NONBEENARY GANG
Oh shit, I’m not the only one
I am also blue water
"Your gangster name is the color of your shirt and the last thing you drank."
Grey Chocolate milk, yum...
Black water sounds good
Pink coke here 😎 im sorry it just sounded rad af
Purple water here
@@ikisinkku1798 ayyyy twins
Blue Water
I don't think i'm emotionally prepared for this (Edit:) No, no i wasnt
I WAS
Kinda wish cursed comments was more cursed
Oikawa hasn’t been desensitized yet guys don’t bully him
I can prepare you for anything, Skin-senpai!
"I'll replace all your skin care products with mayonnaise." That seems like a win in my book.
You do that and I will break into your home, toast all your bread, and put it back in the bag.
Richie Sahlin “That seems like a win in my book.”
@Death its some urban legend told by young adults who are in high school. Dont pay attention to it.
the chances of getting hit by a Toyota Corolla in reverse are low...
*but never 0*
(why are people liking this)
Like the speed meter of a Toyota Corolla!
That’s nowhere close to the speed of a TOYOTA COROLLA IN REVERSE
What is that flag behind you supposed to represent
The BDSM community would enjoy knowing that.
Joseph Stratton
Same question.
Oz's laugh is the 2nd best laugh on earth besides Damien's
Alright everyone. Found the imposter. Let’s eject him
The Suislide
It yeets people
The perfect death.
Edit: did you find your shoes yet oz? It's been like 5 months.
That made me laugh so hard
@@itsyaboy2789 same
No, he didn’t
m.ua-cam.com/video/QzUyxDTK8pU/v-deo.html
His shoes were banished to the shadow realm, Jimbo.
Im convinced that the worst part about this is Oz saying that Tony the Tiger is going to "frost your flakes".
To me, it's the fact that Tony would find it sub par at best.
Post: mentions Germany
Cursed comments: ever heard of WWII
6:20
*Its the Joy Of Creation*
This quote from Dr.Henry Miller from Dayshift At Freddy’s.
Also a good pickup line, and valentines card
*the Coraline meme exists*
_look how they massacred my boy._
Gangster names be like:
Black and White Plaid Almond Milk
and Aqua Marine Apple Juice and
Purple Human Blood, Amirite?
Mine is Green Water.
Now is Green Gatorade, GG.
i am black aloe vera?
pod i
*you drink aloe vera?*
Mine is pink milk
As a hairstylist with blue hair, his outro terrified me.
3:45
"Speaking of that... Our 6 year old daughter is as well. Looks like I'll be a father of 3."
"Your gangster name is your shirt and the last thing you drank."
Me half naked, "Heh heh heh, bare chest milk"
Well, actually, it'd be the color. Bare chest is not a color. "Skin", however, can be used to describe a color, granted it'd be a bit vague without a race to specify the *exact* color of skin.
But, regardless, you are skin milk.
s k i n m i l k
i dont wanna be blue wafle batter.....
yeah um.....
R e d w a t e r
@@shaderxxdraws4625 Pink Water
6:20 Well, I mean, Sonic 06 has some of the best lines.
“Whoa, that’s a big one!” And “You think you can intimidate me with just your size?”
"Gotta go fast!"
sonic is always fastr.
Am I a horrible person for laugh when at the guy who commented "I'm in a wheelchair"?
Well, why did it get so many upvotes if you weren’t the only one
@@eyo2953 They're probably the only thing "up" related they'll ever get.
Cyber Leader 16-914 ok that’s a good one
no, youre a human being
Well yes but actually no
13:54 "Prepare for trouble..."
14:00 "And make it double!"
We all gonna ignore that OZMedia threw hands with The Click? He’s Literally wearing his face
The Click was mouning throughout the "fight"
@@youngbloodbanana3376 o h g o d
hello bother
wtf did I just read?
Oh no it is the Click's face
The female Lombax on rule 34 is literally "female lombax"
Dont ask how I know.
I think we all know how you know... and I thank you for this info which I will go use now.
How do you know?
Volt Siano He said don’t ask
@@eyo2953
I'm aware.
69th like
I come back to this channel after a year, and you’re still as entertaining as I remembered, thanks for still making me laugh after so long
“Your gangster name is the color of your shirt and the last thing you drank.”
NGL PINK PEPSI SOUNDS KINDA BADASS
White Water... ;-;
"If she can still walk after sex, you've failed as a man."
"That's why I always keep a hammer close by!"
*[Killing Me Softly fades in]*
Omg yes
If she can walk... remember that...
She can’t walk as fast as a Toyota Corolla in reverse
Exactly my thoughts.
WAIT NO-
That doesnt sound very soft!
His laugh is a wand that makes everyone laugh
4:28
Haha you FOOLS I have found out that my true name is "black beer" and i shall conquer all of the seven bars!
I appreciate this comment. XD
Yes. This is savage
@Mark Fernandez
That's just creamy orange juice.
And here I am... Blue water-
My true name is ' Turquoise Chocolate Milk ' so what makes YOU so special??????🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
5:30 makes me think of “There’s nothing more powerful than love… except an M32 rotary grenade launcher.”
4:25
Blue milk?
Aside from being an incredibly bad beverage idea, that doesn't seem very interesting.
oh shit its my doppelganger
star wars
@@Rhyxelz yeah I know, but since no real animals produce blue coloured milk, I was going along the lines of blue cheese... but liquid.
*shudders*
I think it's blue because it's "Sad Milk"!
My name is orange almond milk
Oz: "Ah yes, the sui-"
Headphones: "BATTERY LOW"
The Ratatouille rat gagging reminds me of one of those toys you squish to make the eyes pop out o-o
I don’t remember his name and I’m way too lazy rn to care
Murderous Panda ITS REMY
0:33 oh my gosh that didn’t even occur to me! I just graduated high school and I didn’t think about the fact I don’t have to worry about school shootings anymore! I guess with the pandemic and doing school over zoom for so long I forgot about it.
11:17
*shoots Click a text*
"Hey, you might wanna see this..."
just realised oz's avatar is literally the wizard of oz from the first movie, *_HOW AM I THIS STUPID_*
“Your gangster name is your shirt color and last thing you drank”
IM ORANGE ORANGE JUICE
blue kiwi strawberry sugar bottled water
Mine is blue rose
White Chocolate
@@justcornwall8410 rose water exists lol
@@justcornwall8410 it's actually good but it's okay if you dont like it
6:17 rip and tear, until it is done
o hai thar
What is a game quote that can also be said during sex?
"You forget a thousand things every day, how 'bout you make sure this is one of 'em"
Insufficient. Funds.
(props to whoever gets it/knows the reference)
kill confirmed
This person is busy
Revival failed
Gangster name: Black Milk. No. Just no. Just. NO.
Ah yes
Sad Milk's Cousin
Blue Wine
Black water [|87
Red soda
Black Whiskey-Gingerale
I admit, I clicked on this without really seeing the thumbnail... dear god
“This dude’s soup is so bad that it broke the rules of nature”
For some reason I’m glad to hear someone say that, would probably make a good roast
Black mixed berry crush
That still sounds like a drink, damn
black black mixed berry crush?
Gangster name: I'm not calling myself "Yellow Water"
Aidan Wells I’m not calling myself multicolor kiwi strawberry mineralized bottled sugar water either
Not calling myself black coke
@@RAZORBACK_BELIEVER ok but black coke is actually a pretty good one
@@ethanb8056 your kinda right in a logical perspective
I am absolutely calling myself Pink Semen
4:48 mine is worse. Im not gonna call myself "Yellow water"
Haha....
I’m r e d w a t e r
I'm the same
I'm white water...
@@definitelynotafbiagent11ye24 at least you're not pee
Black tubz
0:51 i kept inviting someone to a party there account was shared by there entire family. Turns out her older brother was the only one left in her family and she died 3 months ago
Bold of you to assume my skin care products ARENT already mayonnaise
Oz: Threatens to replace skincare products with mayonnaise
RyryIsOnFire: I'm 4 parallel universe ahead of you
Big Ed
I clicked faster than click can say he’s not a furry uwu
damn that's fast
Milan Tošić thank you
Its almost as fast as ...as
A Toyota corolla in reverse
(I just had to)
Gemma Bannister :)
Click like click
You’re good at redstone
Blood is conductive
Just saying
No, thats the writing on signs
Im about to be the best redstoner in the back of an alley
Im becoming more and more convinced that Oz should make an r/cursedcomments from solely his own comment section
*SUMMONING SATAN WITH A PENTAGRAM OF BLOOD AND POWERING MY LIGHT SIMULTANEOUSLY. IT'S THE ULTIMATE SETUP FOR A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL.*
Then I'll replace all of my electrical wires with blood.
That would be an excellent way to deal with door to door salesmen and guests you don't like....
@@electroshockgamer2733 Probably also a good way of dealing with SCP-1879
When they say being in a wheelchair means you can't walk
Sad johnny joestar noises
My “gangster name” would be “White Water” which actually sounds pretty cool if you know what white water rapids are.
Mine is Grey Water. It doesn't sound cool if you know what grey water is.
black mint
Black tea
SirKittalot what’s gray water?
@@SirKittalot same
4:24
Gangster me: wys my dude
Guy:
what’s good, black orange juice
WHAT TYPE OF A NAME IS THIS LMFAO
Blue water. I GOT BLUE WATER. HELP
I got white tea 😂. This a horrible way to come up with a name
@@R0Z3G0L6 Black water here... Actually halfway decent xD
White water
WE’RE GOING RAFTING BOYS
Im blue water.
NEVER RESIST SPOOKY TIME EVERY DAY IS HALLOWEEN SO EMBRACE THE SPOOKS I NEED MORE SPOOKY TIMES
Yes
4:23 “Blue Milk” is retched sounding
*Bantha intensifies*
It's had the consistency of laundry detergent and tastes like soap. Never drink it.
"Whats the worst RESPONCE to "I'm pregnant""
Me: *N I G E R U N D A Y O*
*gun loading*
Me:Your next line is, "No, I won't abort it!"
Her: No, I won't abort i- wha?!
joseph did this with josuke's mom
this actually happened
Another jojo fan yare yare daze
@@yesseru hey, fun fact, dio was a relitive
got a bunny, a pwossoum, a kitten, and you!
i'm in a wheelchair
that's a thick pwossum uwu
@@al_exists I'm tired of finding those things at work.
1:27 yes it is weird to hear it in a human voice
Not for me I watched his old ask reddit vids
AP Doggo another dedicated Oz fan
@@TheMothsWrath well in those videos oz barely passed as a human
necho cat Oz does confirm
i love the way he says possum. it’s adorable
6:24
And of course the response to that is "stop! You've violated the law!"
"Your gangster name is the color of your shirt plus the last thing you drank."
Blackwater sounds a tad pirate-ish.
Pink Water here. Someone in the other comments was Red Water. Should we recruit others and make a new generation of Water Power Rangers?
@@SyIzumakai Hehe, yes!
*quietly* that's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.
*A full Orchestra appears*
*Ear-rape POTC theme plays*
I'm watermelon water
@@superbobcat8997 _so it would seem..._
ah yes my "gangster name" is *WHITE SPRITE*
p e r f e c t
Wine red Coke sounds better?
Gray garlic sauce
I got black milk I'm not sure how to feel about that
Grey Reign is the name, caffeine addiction is my game.
black water... i guess it isn't horrible
13:23 “every time”? Well, you’ll only ever need to use it once
"What's thee worst response to I'm pregnant"
Reddit: Not for long.
Me: Yay, I've been letting dinner marinate for 8 months
cannibal?
Other person replies to Toyota Corolla: stop
Me: just like the Toyota Corolla, no, we will not stop
Don't stop the music tonight.
Frisky Calibri just like the Toyota Corolla
7:23 The internet just _loves_ proving that nothing, and I mean _nothing,_ is scarier than humans, doesn't it?
What about things that only RESEMBLE humans?
'Black tang with soda' would be my gangster name and i don't know how to feel about this
5:50- just give into the temptation, you know that you want to.
Le spooky time has arrived
4:30
i’d be called brown water and i don’t know how i feel about that...
Everybody gangsta till red jarate and green nut pull up
I'm white milk, but uh.... Maybe the milk isn't milk.
WAIT JARATE!?
YOU MEAN PISS RIGHT?
00:07 I walk like DIO from eyes of heaven, how is that cute, I look like a dumpster fire
The Suislide brings up bad memories of this waterpark my parents used to take me to.
I was too afraid to ride the super fast underground one.
But, they had a kart track as well, a go-kart track too, but this was more those squares with wheels you used in gym class, but with a stick to control the speed.
I was going down and a teen had wiped out BAD, like his bone was coming out of his knee.
So I zipped down the hill to the guy running the ride and told him about the emergency.
And one time, at Valleyfair, we were going down the huge one, the big six person raft, but I have always been on the chubby side, so I got put on the opposite side from two friends and my sister. The raft launched off one of the turns and bent in half over us. We damn near flew off the next turn.
...I have not been back to that waterpark since.
x.x
6:18
My first thought was to quote a random Skyrim line. So I went with “I am Molag Bal, the Prince of Domination!”
Then I realized how well that would actually work during sex.
Wake up:
Put on skin care products:
"what is this white milky substance?. UWU"
Puts mayonnaise on sandwich "what's this weird runny substance?" _gags_
@@maggpiprime954 keep eating
Accidentally cuts self on knife"UWU What's this red saucy wossy?"licks it up"Ooh I wuv ketchup Mr knifey wifey~" shorlps it up"Ohhh Mr.Knifey mmmm..."
@@maggpiprime954 Thankfully, I don't like mayonnaise, so I don't have to deal with that possibility.
@@dweebteambuilderjones7627 Haha, but lots of people do! I myself got tired of it. Back to rediscovering ketchup.
14:27 I know that was likely a joke and all but by the way we're here for you, Oz. If you feel actually suicidal then getting help might be good. Anyone who feels this way should get help asap and I'm here to talk if anyone needs me :3
Listen to him. Does he sound depressed? He sounds like the happiest man alive!
6:20
"and this.....mascot, what's the deal with it?"
"*emergency food*"
2:18 ever wonder why dobby only need one sock. it’s t h e s o c k
No
No
*NOOOOOO*
MORE OZ LAUGH
Yes
LAUGH FOR US OZ OR OUR WRATH WILL GRAB YOUR VOCAL CORDS AND TEAR THE VERY THING THAT SHOULD HAVE MADE SOUND
10th letter You scare me
You sound more and more extroverted with every new upload.
He does
In french, "chat" means cat, so "Tony the Tiger has entered the chat" has a whole other meaning
oh... oh NO.
so this years been a bit rough
the bats escaped
and i lost my job as a geneticist working for the chineese
Not... where I expected this comment to go!
Oof. I’m sorry about that
Chineese
We need "I'm a Lovely Degenerate!" T-shirts! We need them!
Hmm... I think I'd rather wear a t-shirt saying "Hello, you lovely degenerates," go for a walk and see who I'm calling out.
maggPi Prime you goddamn madlad
@@maggpiprime954 id buy one
"Who identifies as a deer" .... hunting season opens, she gets shot man goes to court and bring that up, judge, ah ok then did you have a tag?
Mines black coke ._.
5:40 That hit hard.