r/SuspiciouslySpecific | Memes that are so Specific, They're Suspicious.

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  • These are... Suspicious...
    Discord: / discord
    Twitter: Oz...
    Go check out the artist behind the Avatar: / severalpaintstains
    Links to Music and Content Below
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    The Oz Media Reddit Collection: • r/insanepeoplefacebook...
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    Music from filmmusic.io
    "Apero Hour" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    “Backbay Lounge” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    “Bossa Antigua” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    “Crinoline Dreams” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    “House of Leaves” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    License: CC BY (creativecommons...)

КОМЕНТАРІ • 4,3 тис.

  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial  5 років тому +2920

    The Blooper at the end is worth waiting for.
    Also, the Clicks Twitter as announced in the outro: twitter.com/NotTheClick

  • @BlancaMari
    @BlancaMari 5 років тому +6231

    "Hahahah I'm on the floor"
    I felt that

    • @dimitrijames00001
      @dimitrijames00001 5 років тому +212

      Honestly it sounded like he was both depressed and amused at the same time

    • @TheDarwinProject1
      @TheDarwinProject1 5 років тому +10

      @@dimitrijames00001 so, younger than a boomer? Ya.

    • @dimitrijames00001
      @dimitrijames00001 5 років тому +4

      @@TheDarwinProject1 yes

    • @drunkitalyaph2292
      @drunkitalyaph2292 5 років тому +19

      I'm on the floor rn tbh just because my phone's charger can't reach my bed

    • @mrschizo2837
      @mrschizo2837 5 років тому +8

      So did he.

  • @nedyah4377
    @nedyah4377 4 роки тому +1936

    Best kid names
    Liz = lizard
    Missy = missyl launcher
    G = George foreman grill 1989 free pickup only

    • @bonkwork
      @bonkwork 4 роки тому +38

      Stardust Crusaders moment

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 4 роки тому +29

      *using roman numerals
      Gotham & Arcam certainly are cooler than Ebony and Ivory for twins because pointlessly gendering adjectives apply.

    • @uwu8725
      @uwu8725 4 роки тому +33

      May = Mayonnaise
      Edit: oh shit it said it in the video

    • @kindredkate8940
      @kindredkate8940 4 роки тому +17

      My cats’ names are Lizzy and Missy... no joke 😅

    • @humannumberzero2620
      @humannumberzero2620 4 роки тому +5

      @@bonkwork am I the only one who recognized the jojo reference

  • @Elliephant_
    @Elliephant_ 5 років тому +3309

    Fact: there are more words that break the “i before e” rule than ones that follow it.

    • @c4tfsh8
      @c4tfsh8 5 років тому +134

      That's science!

    • @ObjectsInMotion
      @ObjectsInMotion 5 років тому +110

      That’s because the full rule needs except after c

    • @Elliephant_
      @Elliephant_ 5 років тому +92

      Objects in Motion I’m pretty sure even with the c exception there are more that break it.

    • @ObjectsInMotion
      @ObjectsInMotion 5 років тому +80

      Elliephant_26 000
      Well then there’s the “unless sounding like”ay” as in neighbor and weigh” part of the rule, in which case there are only a dozen or so words that break the rule.

    • @supersoulfilledsanvich9869
      @supersoulfilledsanvich9869 5 років тому +2

      C4t Fso

  • @lisa101561
    @lisa101561 4 роки тому +557

    As someone with heavy german roots the christmas pickle is actually a legitimate thing and tends to be used to see who gets the first present on christmas morning

    • @benkrajniak9584
      @benkrajniak9584 4 роки тому +15

      In my household it determines who gets an extra gift and hides it next year

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 3 роки тому +14

      In germany it determines wether you get yelled at by wich parent finds it first because its not a german tradition

    • @Robin-jk6wz
      @Robin-jk6wz 3 роки тому +10

      In America, it determines which kid won't get shot this year at school.

    • @benkrajniak9584
      @benkrajniak9584 3 роки тому +3

      @@Robin-jk6wz so that's what happened to my sister

    • @rosearachnid879
      @rosearachnid879 3 роки тому +3

      In my family it’s just who gets to hide it next year

  • @eliciafaber3578
    @eliciafaber3578 5 років тому +754

    Just the distant laugh and then the quiet "I'm on the floor" killed me-

    • @seanalexander4629
      @seanalexander4629 5 років тому +4

      Moon's Toonz same

    • @benjaminlamothe2093
      @benjaminlamothe2093 2 роки тому +7

      The thought of a 6 foot tall goof ball breaking his desk chair by leaning back whilst trying to get a voice line for a youtube video and just laughing his ass off about just tickles

  • @daydream6397
    @daydream6397 5 років тому +824

    *the chair breaks- *kinda maniacal laughter- "I'm on the floor!"
    ... Oz you okay my guy? xD

    • @logan6211
      @logan6211 5 років тому +23

      He’s never okay, man😂😂

    • @d105uino2
      @d105uino2 5 років тому +9

      My man I feel him, has the chair under you ever broken? Kinda gets funny, don't know why

  • @silver_sword1271
    @silver_sword1271 4 роки тому +1493

    “So close.!”
    * creaking *
    * falling human/chair noise *
    “ * hysterical laughing * ”
    “ I’m on the floor “
    I love that blooper and now I am happy.

    • @btd5ninja64
      @btd5ninja64 4 роки тому +52

      its better if you imagine he is doing the outro still lay on the floor

    • @joelleonalvez7323
      @joelleonalvez7323 4 роки тому +35

      * falling human chair noise *
      Yo wtf, does he lives in Chernobyl?

    • @TheNormExperience
      @TheNormExperience 4 роки тому +15

      btd5 ninja - oh you are so right! I’m crying from laughing

    • @btd5ninja64
      @btd5ninja64 4 роки тому +9

      @@TheNormExperience now imagine he is still lay there in every video since this happened

    • @kerihitchcock1615
      @kerihitchcock1615 4 роки тому +3

      13:16 I know it’s a bit off but it’s okay

  • @aweirdpanda9658
    @aweirdpanda9658 4 роки тому +336

    As a french, the part when he struggles to pronounce "Peugeot" is incredible 😂

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 4 роки тому +20

      Pyoo got
      Pew gee awt
      Poh gee oht
      Pew git
      tbf I would've said Pew jo instead of Puh jo

    • @olibob203
      @olibob203 4 роки тому +6

      Purrshow I would say - but not pur show more like pur sh o

    • @elieli2893
      @elieli2893 3 роки тому +2

      In my language people usually pronounce every single letter in that word. P-E-U-G-E-O-T. Or, if you're feeling lazy, "Pösö" (pronounced something like "peuseu"). Both sound equally dumb xD

    • @vegetable1495
      @vegetable1495 3 роки тому +1

      French spelling is a disaster

    • @peskypigeonx
      @peskypigeonx 3 роки тому

      @@vegetable1495 it’s a beautiful organized spaghetti you worm

  • @goblinbugthing
    @goblinbugthing 5 років тому +276

    >Oz: {laughter}
    >Oz: I'm on the floor.
    >I don't know why but that is such a huge mood

  • @monarkev
    @monarkev 5 років тому +803

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Oz: *_poigot_*

  • @musiscarrinu3470
    @musiscarrinu3470 5 років тому +259

    *messes up*
    “So close...”
    CHAIR FLIPPING DIES
    *wheeze*
    “I’m on the floor-“

  • @schmoney2000
    @schmoney2000 4 роки тому +550

    Walk like an Edgy high schooler who has a weird punchy ghost and controls time
    Edited for Saltwater Toaster

  • @Moon_Drawz
    @Moon_Drawz 5 років тому +1024

    Oz: *searches how to pronounce the word Peugeot* ok. Peugeot
    Oz literally a second later: *mispronounces Peugeot*

  • @berryjuice8704
    @berryjuice8704 5 років тому +519

    "hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
    ...I'm on the floor"

  • @БобровДаніїл
    @БобровДаніїл 5 років тому +569

    He disappeared in the dark of night.And after years he finally returned with a jojo reference...
    *NICE*

  • @memeifyinc1119
    @memeifyinc1119 4 роки тому +88

    3:09
    I WAS THINKING ABOUT HIS PUCCI PFP AND THEN THE JOJO PART 3 THING HAPPENED AND I LAUGHED SO HARD

  • @mintefox
    @mintefox 5 років тому +269

    No one:
    Absolutely no one on earth:
    No one in the galaxy:
    Oz: Ha ha! I’m on the floor

    • @throwmeoffabridge1367
      @throwmeoffabridge1367 5 років тому +2

      Oz Media Intensifies

    • @Prushka
      @Prushka 5 років тому +3

      These comments arent funny, stop doing this please

  • @yoyohan9
    @yoyohan9 5 років тому +311

    3:03 I heard "travel across Egypt wearing a trench coat" and was like, "Is that a Jojo reference???"
    It is.

  • @choppafe3c246
    @choppafe3c246 5 років тому +155

    The hysterical laughter then, “im on the floor”

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 4 роки тому +81

    " In order to get down the chimney, Santa has to get naked and get all oiled up. "
    Okay, one: Santa is not a Custodes.

  • @lukelane44
    @lukelane44 4 роки тому +498

    Kid: hecc
    Parent: that's 2 hours in the fetus room!

    • @redactedredacted9584
      @redactedredacted9584 4 роки тому +18

      NOOOOO NOT THE FETUS ROOM!!!!

    • @Berilia
      @Berilia 4 роки тому +3

      Like Masaru in UDG. He said weiner then fuckin died

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 4 роки тому

      @@Berilia no one knows what any of this is

    • @Berilia
      @Berilia 4 роки тому +2

      @@Oyasumi05 Yeah but there's probably at least one person who knows what I'm talking about
      also OP has a Danganronpa pfp, so there is a chance they know what I mean

    • @TheNormExperience
      @TheNormExperience 4 роки тому +2

      Oh yeah, that kid is NEVER having sex after 2 hours in the fetus room.

  • @NekoEchoflower
    @NekoEchoflower 5 років тому +96

    6:40 That takes the sentence "My eyes are up here" to a whole new level

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 5 років тому +3

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
      Well played.

  • @gorey348
    @gorey348 5 років тому +214

    3:10 so i was like "oH a jojo pfp, nice"
    Now, I'm like "YES YES YES YES *Y E S* "

  • @nionashborn7626
    @nionashborn7626 4 роки тому +239

    2019: “Daaaad someone called me a hellscape!!!!”
    2020: *shakes op* “You wanna see hellscape????!!!!!!! I’ll show you one!!!!!!”

  • @descimator
    @descimator 5 років тому +183

    3:10
    THAT TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE WHAT IT IS.
    *IT'S A JOJO REFERENCE.*

    • @Chickenslovakia
      @Chickenslovakia 5 років тому +4

      I'm going to 100% honest, my first thought was Kane Chronicles

    • @eemelikorteniemi3966
      @eemelikorteniemi3966 5 років тому +17

      I was on alert from the moment I saw the profile pic

    • @ejdg8386
      @ejdg8386 5 років тому +6

      Eemeli Korteniemi same it was pucci

    • @clovershleeps
      @clovershleeps 5 років тому +3

      His profile pic is from jojo so i would think so

    • @kono335
      @kono335 5 років тому +1

      I was gonna say that in the comment section too but you beat me to it. :(

  • @devilishtea4326
    @devilishtea4326 5 років тому +138

    Me: Nothing is more amazing than Damien from Emkay's laugh
    *hears Oz's laugh*
    Me: I was wrong

    • @ArcticArmy
      @ArcticArmy 5 років тому +1

      No your still not wrong.

  • @thanosattorneyatlaw4062
    @thanosattorneyatlaw4062 5 років тому +136

    That distant, muffled "I'm on the floor" has to be the best part of this video

  • @azziebean4773
    @azziebean4773 4 роки тому +48

    The chair break, the laughter, and then the "I'm on the floor" was my absolute favourite thing 😂😂😂😂

  • @hyenahammock451
    @hyenahammock451 5 років тому +117

    Only Oz can laugh like that when a chair breaks
    "I'm on the floor" is just wholesome

    • @f4t4l_fl4w
      @f4t4l_fl4w 5 років тому +1

      I can't get over that sksksksksk-

  • @woodenroach2676
    @woodenroach2676 5 років тому +455

    I’m in pain at how he pronounced Peugeot.
    “Pwaget”
    *Shudders*

    • @carbonifed
      @carbonifed 5 років тому +17

      i screamed when i heard that

    • @Swix
      @Swix 5 років тому +12

      Pagoot 😈

    • @andreasheeb9372
      @andreasheeb9372 5 років тому +5

      g3nes¡s 》:《 bueget

    • @didho5907
      @didho5907 5 років тому +2

      "Poojo" 😂

    • @Sheriden.
      @Sheriden. 5 років тому +1

      This killed me

  • @moodymoosh
    @moodymoosh 4 роки тому +93

    "hahaha"
    I'm on the floor
    Imagine Mini oz appearing on screen holding a sign that says "technical difficulties"

  • @jellysquid8077
    @jellysquid8077 4 роки тому +910

    Fun fact: the whole thing with a pickle in the Christmas tree is actually a German tradition

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 3 роки тому +28

      Its not. No german does that

    • @jellysquid8077
      @jellysquid8077 3 роки тому +83

      @@gewuerzwanze5627 While I don't think every region of Germany does it, I only know about it because my dad--who was born and raised in Germany--brought it to my family

    • @snowybookwyrm
      @snowybookwyrm 3 роки тому +28

      my family does that too!

    • @natebaker9174
      @natebaker9174 3 роки тому +40

      @@gewuerzwanze5627 no I mean my German family does it to bruv look it up.

    • @Y.T.K.S
      @Y.T.K.S 3 роки тому +20

      I've never seen any others do it. My family does it only, because my father saw a report or smth, that said americans do it and he thought it was neat lol

  • @shadowchrome_5226
    @shadowchrome_5226 5 років тому +63

    While I was watching this in a cafe a kid scream at the top of his lungs in such a high pitch tone he screamed
    *-ALL OF YOU ARE ANT KILLERS SAVE THE ANTS-*

  • @sparklepool101
    @sparklepool101 5 років тому +61

    4:10 I started crying and my mom came over and, long story short, my little brother now knows what a fetus is and my grandmother is now concerned for that persons mental health.

    • @pogfection787
      @pogfection787 4 роки тому +5

      Petition for this to be in the next video.

  • @nicholasbasham8292
    @nicholasbasham8292 5 років тому +155

    3:10 me whispering to myself "don't make the reference "
    my brain useless useless useless useless useless

  • @oscar2.05
    @oscar2.05 4 роки тому +645

    The one about a pickle on a Christmas tree is a tradition actly

    • @DarthZ01
      @DarthZ01 4 роки тому +61

      Ive heard its mainly German. Though i dont have first hand experience.

    • @hawks1627
      @hawks1627 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah-

    • @verybadwordforname
      @verybadwordforname 4 роки тому +19

      I'm German and I do it

    • @zxcvbnyt089
      @zxcvbnyt089 4 роки тому +4

      I do it to

    • @Mysterion557
      @Mysterion557 4 роки тому +6

      It’s polish right, my family does the same thing

  • @baileyjohnson3227
    @baileyjohnson3227 5 років тому +103

    *laughter* “I’m on the floor”
    Does Oz ever...ya know. Worry you a little bit?

    • @mintrose983
      @mintrose983 4 роки тому +3

      Nope!

    • @TheNormExperience
      @TheNormExperience 4 роки тому +10

      Oh no. Oz makes me feel safe knowing I’m not the only one.

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 4 роки тому +4

      He gives me hope that there are people out there that I can totally vibe with

  • @CupidGaming522
    @CupidGaming522 5 років тому +741

    This dude reminds me of Damien Lee.
    *anything happens*
    Damien: *WHEEZE*

    • @tubbyqueen
      @tubbyqueen 5 років тому +11

      🤜〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️⭕️👌
      🤜➿➿➿➿⭕️👌
      🤜➰➰⭕️👌

    • @thistle_flowers5018
      @thistle_flowers5018 5 років тому +4

      Yes

    • @civilwither8904
      @civilwither8904 5 років тому +3

      👌

    • @him6439
      @him6439 5 років тому +31

      We need a collab between damien and oz on a cursed subreddit like R/NoahGetTheBoat or cursed images

    • @CupidGaming522
      @CupidGaming522 5 років тому +4

      @@him6439 Yes exactly we do

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +313

    I'm glad last month's upload wasn't your last. Thank you for giving us this last gift for 2019.

  • @ivy7842
    @ivy7842 4 роки тому +78

    “I’m Not weird” I say as I look into your eyes while eating half frozen mac n’ cheese with mustard out of a mug.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 4 роки тому +4

      ...who hurt you.

    • @benjaminhahn1471
      @benjaminhahn1471 4 роки тому +1

      @cacti I see we are one in the same

    • @smilesnack9482
      @smilesnack9482 4 роки тому +2

      "Me neither" I say as i eat sour cream from the container watching paw patrol in a hamster onsie.

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 4 роки тому

      I'm down with mustard mugs. But why frozen tho? We talkin frozen tv dinner?

  • @zotial5937
    @zotial5937 5 років тому +388

    Me: “finally I’ve finished jjba stardust crusaders”
    Also me: “ima watch this vid,...... wait.... a trench coat, a classmate, French guy, fortune teller, grandfather, a dog?!?! *is that a jojo reference* “

    • @aTomallic
      @aTomallic 5 років тому +53

      Sounds about right .the only downside to watching JoJo is you can't go two seconds without seeing a JoJo reference, and it hurts your soul not to comment about it. Trust me it's been months. I'm still in the cycle.

    • @RatBoyDunce
      @RatBoyDunce 5 років тому +21

      The pfp was also a JoJo reference that you won’t get until part 6

    • @lyl_es9421
      @lyl_es9421 5 років тому +6

      keita boy's always jojoposting, it do be like that

    • @meowistforlife
      @meowistforlife 5 років тому +4

      Yup, I was hoping to find a comment like this

    • @fearinggoman6988
      @fearinggoman6988 5 років тому +2

      Watch the manga

  • @Mauripsu
    @Mauripsu 5 років тому +243

    He got the Jojo reference
    *ONE OF US. ONE OF US.*

    • @Mauripsu
      @Mauripsu 5 років тому +17

      @Rohan Kishibae YES YES YES
      OH MY GOD

    • @dunbardunwich8940
      @dunbardunwich8940 5 років тому

      whats jojo

    • @Mauripsu
      @Mauripsu 5 років тому +12

      @@dunbardunwich8940 Jojo MaMa

    • @Mauripsu
      @Mauripsu 5 років тому +9

      @@dunbardunwich8940 Alright, is an anime/manga that got very popular. If you're into those things, you should give it a try!

    • @tadstrange2137
      @tadstrange2137 5 років тому +9

      YES YES YES
      YEEESSSSS!

  • @oddabandon
    @oddabandon 4 роки тому +65

    I've seen the video before. I remembered all the bad jokes and the poor executions. I knew everything he was going to say before he said it.
    But damn if I ever stop watching this specific video all the way through just for the build up of evil cackles and a very hysterically happy "I'm on the floor."

  • @DodoDevyn
    @DodoDevyn 4 роки тому +24

    chair: *death intensifies*
    CREEAKK- *t h u d*
    "hahahah!"
    *"im on the floor :C "*
    mood af

  • @gaiamimi2545
    @gaiamimi2545 5 років тому +41

    The blooper at the end made me tear up from laughing so hard. 😂😂 The laughter after the chair breaks then OZ saying ever so calmly and without any concerns 'I'm on the floor.' Made my day. 😂😂

  • @royally.anxious_9395
    @royally.anxious_9395 5 років тому +81

    Oz's laugh makes me so happy-
    Just give me a whole hour of him laughing and I'd be grateful.

  • @NordicCarved
    @NordicCarved 4 роки тому +68

    3:03 HOLD ON A SECOND! I know a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Reference when I see one! This reeks of Stardust all the way., I could smell it. It should be "travel to Egypt" though.

    • @rohankishibe2985
      @rohankishibe2985 3 роки тому +8

      *Even their profile pic is Pucci*

    • @StarKing-cm7nh
      @StarKing-cm7nh 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks Rohan

    • @lepurpleboi3266
      @lepurpleboi3266 3 роки тому +1

      Referencing the plot of Stardust Crusaders while having their pfp be Stone Ocean’s Enrico Pucci

    • @redactedoktor
      @redactedoktor 3 роки тому +1

      ALL THE OLD PAINTINGS ON THE WALL THEY DO THE SAME DANCE DONTCHAKNO-

  • @remy7242
    @remy7242 4 роки тому +156

    "In 2020-!"
    2020: um sorry bud...im gonna have to cancel plans.... im kinda sick...

  • @joz-
    @joz- 5 років тому +77

    "Hahahahahaha. . . . . .I'm on the floor"
    Oz's 2020 is off to a start

  • @zzzepeda4128
    @zzzepeda4128 5 років тому +56

    He was right, the blooper was worth waiting for

  • @beatsaberchris6599
    @beatsaberchris6599 4 роки тому +105

    3:13
    Isnt that JoJo's bizarre adventure: stardust crusaders story in a nutshel?

  • @corpusdidnothingwrong
    @corpusdidnothingwrong 4 роки тому +76

    3:04 it took me a minute to realize what was going on here.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +7

      It took me barely any time. At this point if something doesn’t make sense, it’s a Jojo

    • @lumonetic1124
      @lumonetic1124 4 роки тому +1

      @@DeathnoteBB yeah

    • @the_j42069
      @the_j42069 4 роки тому +3

      The guy that posted this on r/suspiciouslyspecific didn't get it at all.

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 4 роки тому +1

      @@the_j42069 Good lord, I watched Jojo and I thought it was just an edgelord kid trying to be funny 😂

  • @SharkBait-eo1yw
    @SharkBait-eo1yw 4 роки тому +29

    Oz: *Laughs manically*
    Oz: I’m on the floor

  • @blaze3547
    @blaze3547 5 років тому +1568

    child: *does something bad*
    parent: yippidy yo
    *_into the fetus room you go_*
    Edit: this is the comment i get [large number] likes on... a joke about fetuses... really?

    • @Lowmandavis
      @Lowmandavis 5 років тому +16

      Vore eh? Wasn't expecting reverse births here

    • @Lowmandavis
      @Lowmandavis 5 років тому +29

      I uh... I just saw this part in the video and it is way worse than I thought you meant, I just assumed you meant bedroom tbh

    • @halo3rat_709
      @halo3rat_709 5 років тому +6

      The fetus room is the this you could be you

    • @blaze3547
      @blaze3547 5 років тому +18

      @@Lowmandavis please dont attach vore to my perfectly healthy youtube comment or i will smash your face into a pulp, sir

    • @Lowmandavis
      @Lowmandavis 5 років тому +5

      @@halo3rat_709 Ik, I saw the video too lol, my original comment was before I saw the video

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 4 роки тому +32

    3:17 Oh yeah I forgot Jotaro was 17 during that whole part and the mans murdered like 17 people

    • @TheAlmightyToaster01
      @TheAlmightyToaster01 2 роки тому +3

      To be fair, other underage anime protagonists have way higher kill counts

  • @gnomefight
    @gnomefight 4 роки тому +23

    i love how jojo just finds it's way into e v e r y t h i n g

  • @Umesh-Kumar
    @Umesh-Kumar 5 років тому +29

    3:12 ah, i see OZ is a man of culture as well

  • @aidenohm1845
    @aidenohm1845 5 років тому +468

    The Christmas tree pickle thing is a German tradition

    • @swfreak258
      @swfreak258 5 років тому +14

      It's really not

    • @underpaidpapaya
      @underpaidpapaya 5 років тому +19

      @@swfreak258 not nowadays but it was.

    • @swfreak258
      @swfreak258 5 років тому +11

      @@underpaidpapaya I have never heard or seen of this. Must've been somethinh very regional or very old

    • @underpaidpapaya
      @underpaidpapaya 5 років тому +25

      @@swfreak258 its really really old. Perhaps regional. I guess some American families still do it/think germans do it because of the migration.
      PS. i bims, als Zitroneeee

    • @lolikumadesbear1999
      @lolikumadesbear1999 5 років тому +9

      @@underpaidpapaya Really? Why is every german tradition weird as fuck. Echt seltsam, wenn du mich fragst.

  • @DoctorNicolasGames
    @DoctorNicolasGames 4 роки тому +8

    Other Reddit readers: Cut out most of their reaction and retries on stuff
    Oz (the objectively superior reddit reader): Leaves all the good stuff in for us to enjoy :3

  • @gnatlan
    @gnatlan 4 роки тому +46

    3:13 jojo's bizarre adventure references are always oddly specific

    • @dysphoria_1.040
      @dysphoria_1.040 4 роки тому +6

      Me: tries to get my lunch back
      Blonde dude with some purple cat looking ass sidekick and a 100 yen coin: *YOU'VE YEE'D YOUR LAST HAW*

    • @justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456
      @justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 4 роки тому +2

      @@dysphoria_1.040 *has a sheer heart attack*

    • @loganh4642
      @loganh4642 4 роки тому +4

      If you’re a teenager and the son of a person with the ego and has roughly the same name as god, go to Italy to take over the mob

    • @dysphoria_1.040
      @dysphoria_1.040 4 роки тому +3

      @@loganh4642 Not if my shitty band that can skip time has anything to say about it

    • @Akuaultima
      @Akuaultima 4 роки тому +1

      I love that the guy that tweeted that has pucci as his profile pic

  • @T-Fyre
    @T-Fyre 5 років тому +55

    I laughed for a good 6 minutes straight about the hills having eyes

  • @greywhite2784
    @greywhite2784 5 років тому +21

    The man with the manic energy to rival Dionysus himself has returned.

  • @sharonoddlyenough
    @sharonoddlyenough Рік тому +7

    I used to work at a year-round Christmas store, and were sold lots of Christmas Pickle ornaments. Also, lots of Santa keys to hang on doorknobs so Santa could enter chimneyless homes

  • @pajamapantsjack
    @pajamapantsjack 5 років тому +14

    Can’t wait to loose weight next year after graduating high school and not really being active and just relaxing along with having a bad break up and failing all my classes in college 😎

  • @thebingusgod7278
    @thebingusgod7278 5 років тому +130

    Mom: Timmy, i don’t like that attitude. Go to the fetus room NOW
    Timmy: but Mommmmmm!! I dont want to go to the fetus room
    Mom: no buts!

  • @Razor918
    @Razor918 5 років тому +314

    "Pyueget"
    -OZ 2019

    • @beckybinning2278
      @beckybinning2278 5 років тому +12

      Oh it hurts my soul how he pronounced it. XD

    • @Wakaflockaflexxx
      @Wakaflockaflexxx 5 років тому +2

      Mount ooferest I felt that

    • @levygaming3133
      @levygaming3133 5 років тому +1

      I have no idea what the correct pronunciation of that word is, despite definitely hearing it, but I can tell you, that ain’t it.

    • @dandylion3987
      @dandylion3987 5 років тому

      @@levygaming3133 its 'per-shoh' ahah

    • @YakumoYukarin
      @YakumoYukarin 5 років тому

      Pyueget

  • @ghostsandsocks3859
    @ghostsandsocks3859 4 роки тому +4

    Can we just talk about how cute Oz can be? Like yes, much funny memes. But Oz laughing after he fell off his chair was adorable to me.

  • @KRO-222
    @KRO-222 5 років тому +30

    Normies: Peugeot
    Oz, an intellectual: PWEGGIT

  • @detectiveskeleton9237
    @detectiveskeleton9237 5 років тому +162

    0:50 it's a Christmas tradition from the Germans! The tradition of the Christmas Pickle has got to be one of the strangest modern Christmas customs, in that no one is quite sure why it exists at all!
    In the 1880s Woolworth stores started selling glass ornaments imported from Germany and some were in the shape of various fruit and vegetables. It seems that pickles must have been among the selection!
    Around the same time it was claimed that the Christmas Pickle was a very old German tradition and that the pickle was the last ornament hung on the Christmas tree and then the first child to find the pickle got an extra present.
    However, the claim that it's an old German tradition seems to be a total myth! Not many people in Germany have even heard of the Christmas Pickle! (Similarly in Russia virtually no one knows the supposedly Russian story of Babushka!)
    Some families now have the tradition of hanging the pickle on the tree, with the first person/child to find it getting a present. But it probably didn't start in Germany!
    There are two other rather far-fetched stories linking the pickle to Christmas.
    One features a fighter in the American Civil War who was born in Bavaria. He was a prisoner, and starving, he begged a guard for one last pickle before he died. The guard took pity on him and gave a pickle to him. The pickle gave him the mental and physical strength to live on!
    The other story is linked to St. Nicholas. It's a medieval tale of two Spanish boys traveling home from a boarding school for the holidays. When they stopped at an inn for the night, the evil innkeeper, killed the boys and put them in a pickle barrel. That evening, St. Nicholas stopped at the same inn, and found the boys in the barrel and miraculously bought them back to life!
    There is an old legend about St. Nicholas rescuing boys from a barrel but the barrel was originally holding meat for pies - not pickles!
    So it's most likely that an ornament salesmen, with a lot of spare pickles to sell, invented the legend of the Christmas Pickle!
    The American city of Berrien Springs, MI (also known as the Christmas Pickle Capital of the World) has an annual pickle festival held during the early part of December.The tradition of the Christmas Pickle has got to be one of the strangest modern Christmas customs, in that no one is quite sure why it exists at all!
    [Source:www.whychristmas.com/customs/christmaspickle.shtml

    • @shannona3613
      @shannona3613 5 років тому +17

      Thank you for the info! I was annoyed at all the "it's German" "no it's not" comments, so thanks for clearing it up!

    • @detectiveskeleton9237
      @detectiveskeleton9237 5 років тому +13

      @@shannona3613 no worries mate, as a owner if a lil pickle in a Santa hat that I named tom.. I had to clear it up with my pickle bro

    • @probablynotviolet
      @probablynotviolet 4 роки тому +9

      CULTURAL REVIEWS!
      Germany -A REVIEW!
      Germany is gone through many experiences! So far, we know two things!
      1. WEIRD PICKLE! TREE.
      2. THEY MADE CYBORGS FROM COMPLETELY EXPLODED BODIES WITH GUN STOMACH AND SUN SHOULDERS!
      I rate Germany 4 and 4/5 stars for there best technology in the world and MILLIONS OF PICKLES! But we do not know their present intentions, and that is untrustworthy. Overall, Germany IS BEST COUNTRY

    • @justicefall6300
      @justicefall6300 4 роки тому +4

      I just thought my grandma was weird.

    • @TheKd8lvt
      @TheKd8lvt 4 роки тому +2

      I live in Michigan, and I have no idea Berrien Springs did that... Today I Learned.

  • @kevincsellak296
    @kevincsellak296 5 років тому +50

    "Pwegot."
    "Puwgiow."
    It's "pʉˑʒɔ̆"

  • @CHILLIN2540
    @CHILLIN2540 3 роки тому +2

    2:58
    Me, the first time I watched this: "Huh, what a bizarrely specific tweet"
    Me, now, after making friends with a weeb: "Wait a minute that's a Pucci profile picture-" *sees tweet again*

  • @lyre2035
    @lyre2035 5 років тому +79

    There is a kid in my class who’s family hides pickle ornaments for Christmas

    • @ErieRosewood
      @ErieRosewood 5 років тому +11

      It's a German tradition, I do it too.
      Fun fact: the Christmas shop in Epcot Germany has a whole tree of pickle ornaments

    • @sirhc199331
      @sirhc199331 5 років тому +2

      @@ErieRosewood oooh when i was younger that was a tradition in my family too didnt actually realize where it had come from though thanks for the info

    • @sirhc199331
      @sirhc199331 5 років тому

      @@AvaTheCat454 considering I have no idea what you think you spelled wrong either yes or both of us are wrong

    • @ErieRosewood
      @ErieRosewood 5 років тому +1

      @@AvaTheCat454 considering that ornaments are glass and therefore not edible, yes he might just die by eating them

    • @Luciele
      @Luciele 5 років тому +1

      @@ErieRosewood Its not a german tradition. That people believe it nowadays is a little ridiculous. If you would ask a german if they do it then you maybe get only a really confused look but mostly they would laugh about it that someone thinks that this is a thing because they never heard of it. We (germans) have no records of it.
      One of the legends behind it is that the Bavarian-born Private John C. Lower had enlisted in the 103rd Pennsylvania Infantry, but was captured in April 1864 and taken to the prison camp. As the story is told, on Christmas Eve he begged a guard for a pickle while starving. The guard provided the pickle, which Lower later credited for saving his life. After returning to his family, he began a tradition of hiding a pickle on their Christmas tree each year.
      Most likely is that the christmas pickle was invented in some strange ways in America itself to imitate the way we do with the glass ornaments that we produce. Back in the 18th/19th century glass ornaments like the ones that we germans produce for centuries where very popular.

  • @ne0___
    @ne0___ 5 років тому +123

    Nobody :
    Absolutely nobody :
    Me : When i get older I'm gonna go to Egypt to kill a vampire with a ghost that will beat the everloving hell out of anyone who gets in my way, because my mother is dangerously sick because DIO is my great, great grandfather.

    • @Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku
      @Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku 5 років тому +5

      When im older im gonna chase after the Italian mafua boss and dethrone him to stop drug trafficking by joining saud mafia with a zipperman, a hot headed genius, a stupid 16 year old, and a guy who pisses in teapots

    • @Jana-kc8wi
      @Jana-kc8wi 5 років тому +2

      when i’m older i’m gonna get crippled for skipping my place in a line then i’m gonna join a race and end up stealing the corpse of jesus

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 5 років тому +1

      When I am older I will try to stop. Priest who is obsessed with a vampire from getting a stand that may or may not restart the universe.

    • @basemass81
      @basemass81 5 років тому

      jojojjojjo

    • @DaigoFan61
      @DaigoFan61 4 роки тому

      @@Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku zipperman, hotheaded genius, spider gun 4 bad, big titty goth gf, flying orange, and a girl

  • @KCsFunHouse
    @KCsFunHouse 5 років тому +70

    So what I got from this was there’s someone out there that says “so when I diddle a dude”...

  • @muttthingy9908
    @muttthingy9908 6 місяців тому +3

    3:53 my sister did this. i mean, she just had the one abortion, but she did preserve it in a jar formaldehyde. i call it her pickled baby.

  • @teeth6209
    @teeth6209 4 роки тому +210

    3:00 Me and the bois bouta spank dio for stealing the best JOJO’S body

  • @HoHSiS
    @HoHSiS 5 років тому +32

    everyone: peugeot
    oz media: pway-get

  • @aswo6207
    @aswo6207 5 років тому +54

    3:12 IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKEN JOJO’S REFRENCE

  • @littlemisswillbe
    @littlemisswillbe 3 роки тому +3

    Just Oz dying as he falls on the floor and says "I'm on the floor" after doing a near-perfect take on the meme kills me. The happy chemical has been released. Give me the juice reward.

  • @jtcsderp9250
    @jtcsderp9250 5 років тому +115

    The christmas sweet pickle thing is a real tradition.

  • @Dicaso9
    @Dicaso9 5 років тому +46

    10:09 top 10 rappers that scares eminem

  • @ABearz
    @ABearz 5 років тому +51

    Oz showing up before the decade ends 👌

  • @WateverWatever04
    @WateverWatever04 4 роки тому +5

    6:32 Oz's laugh here is so infectious I actually properly laughed out loud

  • @mawinstallation6626
    @mawinstallation6626 5 років тому +16

    0:17 "RIP In Peace"
    Rest in peace in peace.

  • @TheTbrWolf
    @TheTbrWolf 4 роки тому +28

    6:41 that's great, cause if he laughs he's a keeper, if he screams you dodged a bullet cause your personalities aren't compatible xD

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 4 роки тому

      For real. How can you not giggle at that? Or a girl who talks about "diddling a dude" 😂
      At worst, it'd be a little distracting *during* sex. But there's still plenty to do

  • @pacificsigns7780
    @pacificsigns7780 5 років тому +164

    3:05 everyone:
    Me: IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE

    • @uprisemetro
      @uprisemetro 5 років тому +2

      Tf is a Jojo?

    • @Jana-kc8wi
      @Jana-kc8wi 5 років тому +2

      keita’s whole account is about jojo, so yeah pretty much.

    • @denzelpanther240
      @denzelpanther240 5 років тому

      Thought it was tintin

    • @drgxiii
      @drgxiii 5 років тому

      Definitely.

    • @cirilioaragon4529
      @cirilioaragon4529 4 роки тому +1

      Pucci pfp has to reference stardust crusaders

  • @pincloma9071
    @pincloma9071 4 роки тому +1

    0:50
    Fun Fact: many people in the USA do this! The "origin" of this tradition is supposably germany but the problem with this is that the major advertisement story is "after decorating the tree, a glass pickle ornament is hidden. On Christmas Eve, when saint Nick arrives, he leaves an extra gift for the kid who finds it on Christmas day." The only problem with this being a "german tradition" is:
    1. Saint Nick and santa are two separate people with Saint Nick arriving on the 6th.
    2. Kids open presents on Christmas Eve, not Christmas day.
    3. No one in germany has heard of this "tradition"
    And the story about how it started is even weirder.

  • @mercenarychef9465
    @mercenarychef9465 5 років тому +81

    There he is!
    I mean, I knew you were alive, because I watched 'ASMR or rant', but this is much better.
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, I'm on the floor.

  • @platycorn5301
    @platycorn5301 5 років тому +25

    0:51 this is an actual thing, we got gifted a pickle ornament with this explanation even though I'm an only child

  • @faeryb0mb
    @faeryb0mb 5 років тому +175

    "i'm on the floor"
    me, already on the floor curled up in blankies: hoi welcome to hell would u like the heart attack or the diabeetus? we also have snake oil it'll cure your shit. *zonks out for a nap*

    • @fora1924
      @fora1924 5 років тому +2

      OIII Where is the real waiter?

    • @geedis6265
      @geedis6265 5 років тому +3

      Aren't you quirky

    • @skribbskeibb989
      @skribbskeibb989 5 років тому

      Oi! Hello newbie! Want a tour of the catacombs underground in hell? We have hot chocolate and cookies! And blankets. And tea. Its not that bad

    • @fora1924
      @fora1924 5 років тому

      @@skribbskeibb989 Do you have soup a little too hot?

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 5 років тому

      @@fora1924 Unfortunately we do not. The soup is either boiling lava hot or lukewarm.

  • @i_couldnt_a_name6317
    @i_couldnt_a_name6317 2 роки тому +2

    I love you're reaction to the chair breaking. Also sorry for the second comment, didn't relize till now I've already commented but i dont feel like editing my old one soooo, here ya go.

  • @ethanding6136
    @ethanding6136 5 років тому +28

    oz uploads
    *return of the King*

  • @Kai-Aaron
    @Kai-Aaron 5 років тому +10

    0:40 my family did that too while I was growing up, except whoever found it gets an extra present. It never really crossed my mind that other people thought it was weird

    • @thegayagenda8375
      @thegayagenda8375 4 роки тому

      Honestly I never really thought about it. My family does it every year and I just thought it was a normal thing. Apparently I was wrong

    • @miscuser5534
      @miscuser5534 2 роки тому

      My family does this too

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 4 місяці тому

      Mine did that but instead of an extra gift it would just be who got to open first

  • @Atara_Xia00
    @Atara_Xia00 5 років тому +27

    Oz Media at the end of the year: "ahahhahahahahahahahahaha i'm on the floor"

  • @gabrielmcmahon9391
    @gabrielmcmahon9391 4 роки тому +10

    I actually grew up with the Christmas pickle and I assumed it was a normal thing.

  • @ryugujiken6936
    @ryugujiken6936 5 років тому +18

    omfg he laughs
    goes silent
    "I'm on the floor."

  • @purplesweaterboi4763
    @purplesweaterboi4763 5 років тому +46

    “Your Next Line Will Be: “that’s not Jennifer
    Lawrence that’s a 200 Peugeot 206”!
    5:50 -NANI!”

  • @hydrochloricacid2146
    @hydrochloricacid2146 4 роки тому +31

    5:53 my french ass is extremely offended by your pronunciation of our world-famous car brand, Peugeot.

    • @pogfection787
      @pogfection787 4 роки тому +2

      Pooget?

    • @reapermaster1233
      @reapermaster1233 4 роки тому

      P U YO

    • @glasseddreams4779
      @glasseddreams4779 4 роки тому

      Pogfection P Ø Õ

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 4 роки тому

      We anglo Canadians aren't as bilingual as we ought to be after highschool French... but when I hear americans butcher french pronunciations.. I get a little tingle of leafy pride ;)

    • @smolmonke1716
      @smolmonke1716 4 роки тому

      Pog uout?

  • @bluemaster75
    @bluemaster75 4 роки тому +2

    Fun fact: When the little pickle ornament wasn't destroyed, we did do the pickle on the tree. It goes around in many families actually, just mine wasn't super big about it. It was just like a fun mini scavenger hunt for fun.