I WONDER WHO THIS COULD BE FOR (r/SuspiciouslySpecific)
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- Some suspiciously Specific MayMays to keep you in touch with your inner secluded possum which of course we can all relate to on a metaphysical level.
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"Apero Hour" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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“Crinoline Dreams” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Yes I am aware of all funny and wrong pronunciations.
Also, let me know if the final clips ending has any interest to you all, or nah.
Mr oz would you mind if I used your into in a video
Definitely interested
am very interested indeed
I skipped to it to see and I am interested. Now to watch the rest.
So you're heading off to Skyrim
Due to the fact pineapples have a chemical that slowly breaks down meats, I assume that was NOT a fun time
What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger
Pineapples have an enzyme called bromelain that breaks down collagen, to be obnoxiously specific.
@@tortis6342 ... isn't collagen the very thing that makes a dick stretchy...?
unless you're into that
I'm not a masochist...
It is true, we Brits do ignore the whole "De-fence" stuff and go straight to "Your wife takes it up the arse and your driving ability is below par".
You Brits sure do ignore De-fence. Cause y'all have too many people colonizing literally everywhere.
@@Fem_Witch We literally don’t even have a colony anymore
@@Frostfern94 depending your definition of colony, you kinda do all though Imagine the guy was joking (I'll let him speak for himself mlm though). The sun has not set on the british empire, by like 19 minutes.
@@Frostfern94 yea we do
It called the amount of knives we need
And people say Americans Are the rude ones
Just for those who haven't yet heard. The dear dying thing. It's a disease that rots them alive. Zombie deer syndrome. This isn't joke. Its disgusting
Prions aren't from this reality.
Orrrr it has deer-schizophrenia and it was trying to get the voices to shut up :3 Also it's Chronic Wasting Disease, not zombie deer syndrome.
@@asdlom I've heard different names. Thanks for the clarification
Wasting disease 🤮
Put a round through the head, build a pyre, and burn the body to ashes. Nothing must remain.
“I will set nations ablaze at her feet just to see the flames dancing in her eyes” is such a powerful sentence, what a chad
it's such a raw ass line
It's such a Strong Mindset
I need him
I’m a straight guy but like…. I may make an exception for this dude
Khal Drogo got reincarnated and is looking for his Khaleesi
My Uncle is a paramedic. Tell them exactly what you have taken in the past 24 hours. They do not want to kill you. They will also refer you to rehab and not call the cops.
"Tips for Teens: Tell the cops nothing, tell the paramedics everything, and your eyebrows are fine."
We are legit legally not allowed to tell the cops ANYTHING. If the cops get anything it will be from your own mouth.
That spongebob one is actual evil incarnate if the waiter was just messing around. Like, “the devil himself feels uncomfortable being with you in hell” levels of evil.
9:53 “Alright my bitches and bros and non-binary hos”
This is the chaotic version of “Hello my guys gals and non-binary pals”
I can say with full confidence that I would fight Oz in a KFC parking lot. Not that I would win, just that I would do it.
Okay but if you're short like me you have an advantage. You're close to all the vulnerable bits, like the knees. He's tall so his knees are a great target. If you can't kick his knees, just get him to run at you, plant your feet and headbutt him in the gut. Or you can basically work as a "human" speed bump and he'll fall.
Either way, you win
@@fatherofthemenagerie hell, my cripple-ass-self could... Maybe... Win a fight against Oz in a KFC parking lot!
He's probably too nice to hit a cripple while I'm there, using my right arm and leg as flails.
No, seriously, my right half doesn't work. Docs don't wanna amputate because it has some blood flow. We're talking, if you to those blood pressure testers, it'd be like "ma'am, the guy you're trying to test has 5 milligrams of blood across his entire body. Call the police."
On a semi related note, I've never seen a male nurse in this country, and I have at least 5kg of various papers from various hospitals. When I asked a nurse where all the guy-nurses are, she said women apparently score higher on some nurse exam. Assuming that's true, this doesn't seem to be sexist considering the country I'm from.
I'd like to watch please.
Yeah. Like, I love him, but I wanna throw hands.
Nah, I'd win.
It's not slander, it's slaughter.
Fun fact: bears are usually attracted to anything with an even remotely strong smell, including things like deodorant, bug repellant, toothpaste, and, of course, bear spray. They usually don't recognize the smell of a human as food, but that changes if the human is covered in something that does smell like food, like bear spray. Whoever did this not only attracted bears to their camp, but encouraged it to skip their food and go straight for them.
I really hope I am whooshing this, but bear spray is basically pepper spray x1000. Spray that on yourself and you will have pain beyond measure. Bears will be the least of your problems at that point.
@@maledictionwolf no they will definitely be a problem
Bear spray spreads out in a area after spraying
And yes it causes you to struggle to breathe but it takes like 30 minutes of struggling before any damage happens
As long as it does not get sprayed into your eyes in which case… give up
Okay but in New Mexico, when you backpack, there's bears that can sniff out Duct Tape.
DUCT TAPE.
We had to put that with our food and toiletries when I went.
I can not tell you how invested I am in the storyline of Oz and Co. every time I see the office pop up I get so excited. Thank you Oz! Can’t wait to see where the portal takes y’all!
I have several questions about that portal
Y'all better get ready for the Skyrim arc B)
i think it took them to whiterun
the crowd chants: LORE! LORE! LORE! LORE!
The home of radiant quests and jarls that are straight ballin'
13:00 I'm guessing the other side is: The "Never gifted child who is a mentally unwell, nerdy non-cis adult who only feels safe at night, only reads fanfics to avoid crying themselves to sleep and feels the injustice of this world so keenly it hurts" urge to ✨MAKE OTHER PEOPLE LIKE THEM✨
Wh- Okay. I didnt need this in depth call out but thanks
can confirm this does not describe me whatsoever
Came here for laughs, left fucking burned
Your editing has increased in quality tenfold, Oz.
What we all were thinking, oz was a big stinky dum dum previously.
Yeah, the KFC parking lot bit blew me away lol
What a good compliment OR a clever burn, depending on if you think his talent was more than or equal to 0.
@@TheGrinningViking I mean it as a compliment.
1000 like :)
It’s also possible that the bear spray tweet exists because people would spray it around the camp Not knowing that the residue will be more likely to attract bears due to it’s strong smell
I really love that literally no one ever *wants* to do Meridias quest but gets forced to do it cuz that damn thing takes up too much space
That is why you follow the strategy of NOT selecting all, early on in a playthrough, when you loot containers. You WAIT until you find the Beacon, pick up EVERYTHING ELSE...and then LEAVE THAT SHIT BEHIND LIKE YOUR EX!!!
An then when you finally get around to her quest, she's silently mad you for taking so long and drops you from the sky.
If you see it in a box mute your device and pick it up then unmute after subtitles are gone
I just stopped before the boss fight bc the apprentice stone kept getting me killed
7:50 i remember reading something about this, it’s like a prion that affects deer and turns them into crazy zombie deer
Prions are fuckin insane .
It's called chronic wasting disease CWD. The deer often hurt themselves and behave erratically because of the growing holes in their brain. That post wasn't entirely off.
iirc it's almost identical to the Mad Cow Disease prion
Prions are just uncontained anomalies
Wiped out a whole population in Washington
When she finds out about the story of your “Spongebob” nickname you know you are either never hearing from her again or you have found your life partner.
the possum man has returned with his treasure trove of funny like a dragon hoards its gold
*furry
Possum man
Take me by the hand
Lead me to the land
Of stupid chaotic shit to watch which was also probably recorded at 3am.
13:56
As someone who has lost several saves due to mods going pair-shaped... *I FEEL THIS ON EVERY CONCEVEABLE LEVEL.*
Finally Oz is back with one of the funniest subreddits
Its been like almost 2 years...
@@OzMediaOfficial but we missed it :(
@@OzMediaOfficial still a good subreddit
@@OzMediaOfficial 9 days
@@AngelBirdo I just misses them in general
7:18 That deer probably had CWD (Chronic Wasting Disease) which is pretty fatal and can spread from deer to deer but doesn’t spread to humans
Yet
@@kingsadvisor18 h-huh???
@Emerald-Fluffie There are a few diseases that have jumped the animal-human barrier, but didn't at first. So! With enough time and exposure, there's a chance that CWD could evolve enough to jump the animal-human barrier.
The fact that they made and/or had a symbol specifically for speaking French, is what gets me
Algerians stay prepared
The spy really did something
@@quaelgeist333 he got 3 trickstabs in a row
That civilians a bloody spy!
7:40 that actually does happen to deer who get 'chronic wasting disease' or rabies. Both diseases severely fuck up their brains and those deer are dangerous for ppl to eat as it passes on to us. Probably why gramps went to Florida for 'safety'.
Also would totally date Kevin, but the ribs gotta be beef.
So far, there’s been no linked CWD cases in humans. The only link in primates was due to the fact the brain wasn’t cooked before feeding. CJD, however, can be spread from eating raw sheep and goat brains.
Also, rabies is transmitted through saliva. You can only get it through a bite or scratch. There have been no linked cases of contracting rabies through meat, raw or cooked. The virus can die off in a matter of days, just by the animal carcass being in direct sunlight. So long as you steer clear of eating the head, you’re totally fine. It’s only recommended to use this method for survival, however, as there could be other ailments which killed the animal.
7:54 you could be arrested for attempted robbery, threatening someone with a bio weapon, disturbing the peace by unleashing the wasps, attempted murder if the wasps attack, and murder if the wasps are successful.
So maybe don't threaten to release a jar of wasps in a store if they don't give you free stuff.
The funniest part of the Tweet at 9:25 was the multiple responses that were people who wanted to pet bears and the wildlife department got super exasperated with them.
the possum man returns with more (scarily frequent) content!!
Read this as potassium man at first? I'm--
@@AngelBirdo ahh yes! The *p o t a s s i u m m a n*
Alright guys were starting something now only call him potassium man
7:27 That'll be a reincarnated human that's REALLY FUCKING TIRED of being a deer, and is ready to move on to the next phase.
Either that or it just had CWD.
Either reincarnation or prion disease. No inbetween.
8:49 ... am I the only one who expected the post to end with "adjusting my grip on the tea, only to have it slip from my hands. And while I'm panicking to regrab it to prevent it from shattering on the ground thus waking up the whole house, I drop everything else in a far worse nuclear blast of nutrition-laced chaos"
Really looking forward to the Oz crew's adventures in Skyrim. _Really_ hope that becomes a thing.
I knew I couldn't trust Mini Oz, and I was right! They were Meridia this whole time...
11:08 I remember this post. The red flags fly higher than Rayquaza coming after a meteor
13:22
“Even at the expense of my own well-being”
I used to laugh but now that we know better this just makes me wanna hug Oz and help them look for therapeutic strategies that would help them best
Another blessing Oz has graced us with
Edit: The Tinder example bit was amazing and I require more
6:20 Just pretend like you planned it, "Haha I pretended I couldn't come so that I could arrive from the sky and give you all a fun surprise", they might think it's a little rude to overshadow the bride and groom at there own wedding by doing something so cool but they wouldn't say it out loud.
The speedy intro text (non-diaclaimer portion):
"can you tell the intro was recorded while after being awake for almost 25ish hours to get this video produced for y'all"
"I mean... outro too but no one ever listens to those. I can tell because people still ask about the Mini Oz special. Which I've said is still happening, I just need to get my burnout in check before I once again, bite off more than I can chew."
Oz, my darling chaos gremlin, sleep! It is a friend, a loving, tender, embrace that mimics for a brief time the grand majesty of DEATH HIMSELF. Also it's good for you.
And if I may be so bold as to suggest a new subreddit, I think a lot of fun could be had with r/outofcontextxboxmessages. Opportunities for screaming, beautifully nonsensical threats, and conversations between two people that you could make Mini Oz RP with you, or the Mole people.
There is no secret word today. (It was potato last time, I just forgot to comment it.)
So that bear spray thing reminded me of a story where a Chinese family on vacation in America went to a national park, went to a gift shop or something and found bear mace. The father immediately sprayed his kids and regretted it
if you ever have to specify that you *didn't do something* in this context nine times out of ten that means you did it and just really don't want to admit it
this is something everyone either learns as a toddler or as a parent with a toddler
i felt personally attacked by the post at 13:10, i don't have many books (cuz' i'm broke as fuck) but that's literally me, used to be treated like i was the genius of the family but no one gave me enough proper care so i just became an absolute mess of an adult trapped in a teenager's body and behaviour who's only happiness comes from helping my friends (which is basically anyone i consider a good enough person) and seeing them happy
how suspiciously specific…
I watched a three year old video from you and i gotta say you've come such a long way. The confidence in your voice grew and the editing and energy in the video increased and it's so cool to see how much someone can change in that amount of time.
7:45 yeah, zombie deer are really freaky if you've never seen one before. Best to shoot it in the heart/lungs and put it out of its misery. Headshots don't work, as their brain is already mostly mush and shooting it doesn't really do anything.
...this is satire, right? Oh god I hope it is
@@tarhun9977 nope, 100% real. Look up Chronic Wasting Disease. Real freaky stuff.
@@tarhun9977unfortunately not
My problem with 13:50 is that that's an ICOSAHEDRON. Not a dodecahedron.
Re: using a jar of hornets to rob a store
Yes they could arrest you. Animals can be considered weapons, so that would be armed robbery. Unconventional armed robbery, but armed robbery nonetheless.
So that Florida Man who robbed a store armed with an alligator had a judge so confused he nailed him for just "regular robbery"?
Edit: this actually happened. Seriously.
And technically, constitutes use of a bioweapon, as the real threat is the venom of the bees
Florida Man is famed for using alligators in armed robberies
the idea that people buy bottled water for reasons other than to have more portable tap water storage baffles me
I live in a rural area and my well has ten thousand times the recommended mineral amount of manganese. I don't know about other people, but my family buys bottled water for health reasons.
@@altonparker4328 forgot how big countries are - most places near me are only an hour or 2s walk away, i forget other places are more spread out
isn't manganese good for alloying with?
@@sampfrost I don't know, but the levels in my well aren't just enough to make it taste disgusting, it's toxic too. Manganese poisoning has similar effects to lead poisoning, so we really don't want to drink it. I agree completely, bottled water fucking sucks and is super expensive, but my family at least has no alternative.
@@altonparker4328 i get that, pretty sure they're fairly close on the periodic table so not surprising
Flint, Michigan would like to have a word with you
I wish Kevin and his future bride a very happy life together, filled to the brim with the delicious spoils of war
The sudden influx of oz media content relative to before is sending me into overstimulated mode, I’m gonna go shake and play Minecraft hardcore for a bit to shake it off. Also I love that you’re uploading more and as always if you need a break, take one, you don’t owe anyone content but we all appreciate it massively regardless of when it comes out.
9:38 a friend of mine created a dreamlike world in a dnd campaign where the ground is just aquarium gravel that that poster can just... have the best life, eating aquarium gravel. but its got a weird consistency where its fuzzy and squishy, maybe like really gummy jelly beans that were somehow growwing fuzzy mold. the friend wouldnt give me the name of it because "it would spoil too much of the campaign." so they told me to call it clusterfuck. the campaign is some weird dnd version of magical girl.
edit: i made art of it and boy let me tell you!
i regretted every decision to make that art piece. i gave up on doing individual unique and shaded pieces of aquarium gravel and just decided to do a section and copy paste it. kinda adds to the clusterfuck of mind-fuckery
what
1:44 fun fact: that was from a server called "war of tanks" not a role play server
What
So.... so someone was just streaming themselves actually for real giving birth. Bruh.
9:18 Okay, tell me that insignia doesn't look like a face with a hat on.
5:42 "Yes, hello; PETA? another one wants to join you guys. K you're welcome, bye."
10:30 This line makes me angry because it so perfectly fits me and my ideals, and I’m mad I didn’t write it.
Hey Oz, you work really hard. For the love of god get some rest before you start to faint xD
Im going to bed now at least
@@OzMediaOfficial Sweet dreams.
@@OzMediaOfficial See ya next year!
@@OzMediaOfficial HOW DID YOU REPLY TO THIS COMMENT AN HOUR BEFORE IT WAS POSTED
@@Deadpool-ri3rq He is God.
13:00 yknow hearing this out loud made me stand still in aisle 5 of the 99 cent store i work at for 2 minutes
11:25 i feel called out
i just realized that if this youtube thing falls, Oz could probably go into voice acting
Ok but I've been on an Oz media bender for weeks now I've been rewatching videos so much that i can quote them by heart and I'm pretty sure this isn't overly healthy I'm just absolutely in LOVE with Oz's laugh! It's absolutely addicting and it always makes me smile. Please never stop making videos Oz, however long they may take, they're always the highlight of my day
13:21 I feel so called out
"Hey new hands touches the beacon!"
Ah shit here we go again... Time to avoid this quest like I avoid The Thalmour while I secretly pray to Talos!!
0:54 "he could be you, he could be me, he could even be-"
My man the Icosahedron works entirely too hard to be mislabeled as a dodecahedron smh
yknow I thought he was gonna mention that that is CLEARLY an ICOSAHEDRON, and not a DODECAHEDRON I will not STAND for this geometric BLASPHEMY.
kid on hunting trip story and his grandpap: "omg evil scary gore deer??"
people from Appalachia: "first time?"
You mean the inbred folks
Why do they do that anyway?
@@Haru-rs2su some sort of brain damage iirc
@@Haru-rs2su Chronic wasting disease. It basically destroys their brain.
@@Haru-rs2su a prion. Look up chronic wasting disease
I was feeling pretty down today and hearing your voice instantly put a smile on my face, thanks Oz for just being you
10:50 God damn I didn't know Genghis Khan had a tinder profile
5:05 I feel attacked
3:22 I thought they meant Homersexual as in the Simpsons character. I felt relief like I have never known when I heard the rest.
Cannot verbally express how appreciative I am to have so much content from oz and how much I love him and his work. Take all the breaks you need you wonderful man, will always be here to greet you upon your return
8:09 It taste like warm water, but it's not warm.
We’re getting so much content now!! I’m glad that Oz has so many memes, thank you meme dealer.
Been a while since we had a Suspiciously Specific video. And Oz doesn’t disappoint.
You set alarms to get up in the morning? Coward. Inferior mortal. I tell myself I’m “oh, I’m gonna get up at around 6 tomorrow,”
and the next morning, regardless of how many hours of sleep I get, I wake up at exactly 6:27 AM
11:37 weird tindr man, 75k a year isnt much of a flex unless you’re rural enough that a 3 bedroom house is $200k
Hell in better developed countries that arent the U.S, supermarket cashiers earn that much.
4:53 this actually helps
WHO IS HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE, OZ?! Being held hostage is the only way I can imagine this many videos coming out at once
School is out for me at least
Meridia's Beacon probably
Illuminaughti
(5:50) Interestingly, this would be illegal in Sweden for many reasons, mainly:
- Animal torture; you can't hurt or kill animal simply out of enjoyment. There are legitimate situations you can do this stuff, but it isn't for the sake of self enjoyment.
- Sale of animal in store; a lot of animals can only be sold by breeders, which ensures the person selling the animals are knowledgeable, and also usually take better care of animals than what a pet store would.
... also, I've worked in a pet store, and the only animal sold there was fish. Also, we did refuse the sale of fish if there was a concern about the treatment of the fish; examples being too small aquarium, or too much fish, or the person was underaged. So even if it would be beneficial for business to sell anyway, moral came before profits.
9:13 Wasn't there an ad for like... a Volkswagen that had the same premise as this post?
The Sk8 the Infinity Dub has given us nothing but blessings.
Your reference is appreciated.
7:13 sadly its probably true, chronic wasting disease can make them do that
10:29 Actually it's pronounced "Bo-die-sha," it's the root of the word Bodacious.
See that's what I thought. But when I giggled it, I got "Bu-dii-ka"
6:36 I feel called out
I've seen multiple servers give out those "don't give birth in vc" announcements-
i can confirm they're mostly actually not rp servers
11:51 DID HE JUST SAY FUCK
DID OZ GET SO MAD HE FORGOT TO CENSOR
Happens a lot, doesn't it?
Oz, you are actually the only thing I have in common with my teenage nieces, so keep being you, you bridge the generation gap.
12:12 this was ghostwritten by Dr. Benjamin Kondraki
Dr. Bright fails to help and another rule is added to the file
Maybe it’s because we’re the same age, maybe it’s because I can relate to some of the feelings and struggles you’ve passively voiced about college and mental health, or maybe it’s because I just like your content. Whatever it is, it’s nice to know that you’re out there, at least somewhat okay.
0:56 the person who made those signs _really_ fucking hate the spy.
I thought "man, I haven't seen Oz suggested to me in months. I sure hope he's uploaded at least one video." oh.
I'm not mad, I'm mostly worried that the guy attempted suicide and got put in a psychiatric hospital.
Idk if that's a rational fear, but Oz reminds me in some ways of a more successful version of myself. And if I ghosted me, that's what I would worry had happened to me.
Its October now, Oz's return becomes imminent
Man your brand of comedy, with its timing and your tones, never fails to make me laugh. I’ve missed your content so much, I’m so glad you’re posting again dude ❤️
13:27 HOLY HECK I've been described
posting this here bc yes:
Cursed Comments, Tumblr, Insane Parents, Me I R L. . long ago, the four subreddits lived together in harmony, then everything changed when the insane parents attacked. only the Possum King, master of all four subreddits could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
a hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Possum King, a youtuber named Oz Media. Although his subreddit reviews are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Oz can save the world
4:31
SO! I was watching this, and I heard the Skyrim song start playing...A-and I thought it was part of the video, because it went SO WELL with what Oz was saying...then I realized I fired up my Skyrim game and...forgot that it was loading. I feel...Y'know, I'm unsure how I feel about this.
I felt that ending, my friend and I are also permanently traumatised by finding miridia’s beacon everywhere
*That deer story is actually terrifying lol*
ive been watching your channel for years, and every time i see your videos in my notifications i always get super excited. your voice is always so pleasing to hear and your videos are so wonderfully made. it always feels like coming back to an old friend. keep up the great work oz, hope you're doing well
14:17 [GASP]
I T ‘ S J A R J.
The precious boy. uwu 💚
i hope my friends don’t find this channel, IVE STOLEN THIS MANS WAY OF DELIVERING JOKES
i love his vids tho
8:39 Tap water is better than Dasani """water""". Dasani is godawful. I hate amusement park beverages since they're always Dasani. I get some random bottled drink, drink it, and fill it with water-fountain water instead.
13:59
I legit laughed so hard I cried when I realized what you were referencing
As soon as I saw It I immediately recognized the beacon.
2:08 Doesn't even have to be the opposing team. They do it all the time to their own players.
I've heard the sign for
ممنوع التكلّم بالفرنسية
no speaking French was in Tunisia and the place was encouraging people to actually speak proper Arabic to preserve the language there.