I like how oz thinks that kitchen was middle class... someone who earns a doctors wage has a way nicer kitchen than that. Does everyone these days think being lower class is in the middle class?
Hey you OK getting hit by bus hurts I broke my arm falling off a bike, so getting hit by a bus to bus cause some sort of damage and emotional trauma due to someone being an idiot hope you’re OK
oz calling us lovely degenerates, fainted calling us cuties, click just.. screaming at the beginning of the vid- edit: also OT with the beardos and weirdos, lexi from emkay calling us sexy, damien just whats up rats, oop also robin with whats popping im robin, damn theres a lot- edit 2: wonder starts with a variant of you look great today, click also calls us lad, lassies, and lassos, limenade calls us audience friends, flookootv just goes henlo, then proceeds to honk like a goose coughing after chainsmoking for 80 years, cuestar with the HOWDY HECCING HELLO, h2hoes, roller bros etc., fresh calling us his aesthetic boys edit: illuminaughti with guys gals and non-binary pals
Because I don’t want to have to pay thirty more dollars for a fucking honey roasted triple vanilla latte ham this wedding is way to over priced as it is
Fun fact: You can turn your emotions off! You just need the right kind of Depression, the right kind of ADHD, and for them to mix well! Well, it doesn't turn your emotions off, but it's like that Rain-X stuff we use on windshields so the rain doesn't stick to it. And the depression makes it interesting, because any emotions that do get through are normally super strong. But they are gone as fast as they came. I have this. You DO NOT want this. Life feels pointless and nothing is interesting. Most emotions would compare to grenades. Strong but short. But some burn like California. Always there, always burning. For me, I found Spite. In death I will fight god. But I know as I am now, I can't beat him, and I'm not smart enough to Bugs Bunny him into beating himself. So I live on, for now.
@@gaysiegelord If you want to go into real detail: I don't know how many kinds of ADHD there are, or if there's even more than one. I do, however, know that multiple people with ADHD will respond to different stimuli in different ways. Because every brain is different some ADHD people will not have symptoms others have. So I just refer to those differences as "different kinds of ADHD" for simplicity. I'm not a doctor, but I'm aware that ADHD for me is different than ADHD for my friends. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No, goddammit. The funniest reply to that “JFC” tweet was someone saying their brain corrects “LMK” to Lartin Muther King. I was just getting off a fifteen hour shift at my security job and when I say it made me laugh so hard I nearly threw up, I’m not exaggerating.
Just Some Wendigo With Internet Access He posted on Twitter that he’s waiting for something in the mail pertaining to the 500k special, and the mini Oz video is delayed until the 20th.
Therapist: "What kind of friend do you see yourself as?" Me: "In the Green Lantern lore, there's this group called Blue Lanterns, and they represent 'Hope'. On their own, they're kinda weak, but if you pair them up with any of the other six lanterns, they multiply the other six's power exponentially. Thats me. Im a Blue Lantern."
I am a fuckin red lantern and by that I mean I will make a mistake and I will literally proceed to say every single cuss word in my head before almost crying from rage.
i recently watched rwby (this was a month or two ago i think) and when i saw ozpin i was like “IS THAT WHY OZ MEDIA’S AVATAR LOOKS LIKE THAT, IS THAT THE INSPIRATION???? IS IT ACTUALLY OR-“
For another layer of references the scream at the beginning of this video belongs to sly marbo from if the emperor had a tts device, and also some other music used in other videos. The question is, is it a coincidence or is it intenional.
Everyone: has freedom ideas erased Me: creates a society based on warrior cats Everyone:"wow this is familiar" Me:*mild panic* "I have no idea what you're talking about"
Same bud, my cat is pouting because i left her 2 weeks with my brother at home. My brother got a fucking goldfish from his friend, because he bought her a goat. I- his name's Bubulle. Edit: fuck autocorrect
Honestly, I hope DoorDash keeps doing the "Leave at my door" thing because it's so much easier dropping food at the door, taking a picture and leaving rather than interacting with the customer, trying to call them, looking for a doorbell, guessing which apartment I'm delivering to in a multi-family home because they didn't list it, etc.
My support is just “Oof” “I will personally come to your house and hug you” “Don’t cry. If you do it better be because your pop tarts aren’t finished” and “I swear if you become sad I will morph into Kirby and just suck up all your sadness.”
Bruh, mine is just O o f, like, I’m terrible at consoling people. My inner thoughts are better at consoling people than I am. The conversations I make up in my head involve people I know in real life telling me it’s going to be okay, and that I’m doing so good. Like, bruh, w h a t?
2:48 Considering I've spent the last 48 hours drinking coffee, not sleeping, and putting whiskey in my coffee now and then, I'd say my heart is feeling very called out by your use of DOOM music.
Someone I know: How do turn off emotions? Me who has done this about 100 times a day: Ok so first you go to settings, Then you search up emotions, then turn the slider/button on off. If you can't find it, go to the help section. Everyone wondering how I know this: ??? Me Turning off my emotions and bluntly answering it with absolutely no emotions: Don't worry I do this about 100 times a day.
As a professional anthro artist, I agree. (The stuff on my channel is old please don’t watch it if you want to see my actual art hmu on my gmail- meowsticcat@gmail.com)
As the appointed Internet supervisor, first of all I would like to know why are you commenting that with the official account Please come by the office at any time so we can discuss it :)
Oh,Oz. The way you lose it when you laugh warms my heart! Can I just say how much I appreciate how you react to cats, 'possums, and spoopy skelly-tins? Makes me wanna knit you a scenery hoodie with those lil guys dancin' all around the front and back, but I'm still learning hats.
Congratulations, Mr. Oz. You made it to half a million subs! I really appreciate your content and you working on this even when you are stressed and busy. Thanks for the laughs.
@@themilkman7986 I was one of the first people to click on the video. When I said this the video wasn't even out for 1 minute. Somebody disliked the video almost as soon as it came out.
Scp-1470: telepathic spider. It died knowing that it was alone and could never truly find love. So to answer your quest Ozmodious Mediocre, yes, the spider would gain depression.
j O H n i s w E a R B y W H a T e V e r G O d Y o U P r a Y t o T h A t I s H a l L S M i T e y o U W i t H T h E F o r c E o f a t h O U S a N D A n n I h I L A T i o n S
I just finished online school and Oz immediately uploads. He has specially blessed ME and ME specifically, so get out of here with your 'coincidences' and 'upload schedules'!
12:33 This reminds me of a math problem from the PSSA’s (For anyone who doesn’t know what that is, it is a standardized test for Pennsylvania, you are forced to take it every year between 4th and 8th grade just to prove that the teachers did in fact do their jobs), I looked at it and pretty much knew what to do to solve it, but I swear there wasn’t an answer to it because I kept getting everything but one of the choices (it was multiple choice), so I just gave up and picked the answer closest to what I got. That day cemented my hatred of all standardized tests.
8:52 Something like this happened on my first day of high school a couple days ago. I was in the last class of the day, and I choked on my saliva, so then I drink some water because my throat was hurting because of the choke. Then I choked on the water also.
Can confirm literally 90% of the time someone asks me what I'm thinking about or if I'm mad or anything, I'm thinking about how something works, how to fix something, or how to take something apart.
11:39 This, but instead of my jaw being tight, it's literally every muscle in my entire body. All the time. Like I have to consciously make the decision to relax my muscles.
I've been under so much stress lately that not being stressed is actually uncomfortable for me, because being stressed has become my default state. It's actually difficult for me to operate now, because previously the only time when I wasn't stressed was when I was asleep, so now whenever I'm not stressed, my body thinks it's time to sleep and I almost pass out.
@@anttipekkap For me it was mostly my medication. Like, the day I stopped taking that stuff, I felt super chill. I wasn't on edge any more, I was more open to the world around me, I could let go of stuff more easily. The only problem I have now is that, when I get too comfortable, I fall asleep.
You, know Oz is basically the definition of quality over quantity when it comes to the Reddit related channels, You don't get too many uploads here, but the ones you do are *T O P - T I E R - V I D E O S!!* and I always get excited when I see that this dude has uploaded.
That moment when you laugh at these memes until you realize your still depressed, and you may never truly be happy again because your grandma says “soon” every time you ask if your gonna get therapy.
Okay wait... I’ve watched and rewatched and rewatched and rewatched every Oz episode literally ever. Why is this just NOW appearing on my feed - and why has it been skipped on every playlist or auto play? I’m so upset
OZZZZZ I WAS THAT PERSON ON DISCORD THAT MESSAGED YOU CALLING YOU THE BEST MILKMAN!! YOU KNOW THE ONE WITH THE ANIME GIRL PFP I STILL CANT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY RESPONDED
-"Let the potato rest for five minutes"
I felt that
i wheezed so hard at that i honestly didnt fully realise the joke
24/7 mood
s-same ._.
Same
I like how oz thinks that kitchen was middle class... someone who earns a doctors wage has a way nicer kitchen than that. Does everyone these days think being lower class is in the middle class?
Mood rn is just an automatic response to MeIRL
Mood rn
Mood rn
Mood rn
*MOOD RN*
"fun fact, math tests usually have common mistakes as answers!"
me, who is roughly 25,000 digits off excluding decimals:
Yea -39.022278537728 is close enough
Nice pfp
@ProductsOfChaos the answer was "George Washington" this is a history test how did you get -39
My manager once berated me on the phone for being “irresponsible” and “neglecting my job” when I was in the hospital because I got hit by a bus
Hey you OK getting hit by bus hurts I broke my arm falling off a bike, so getting hit by a bus to bus cause some sort of damage and emotional trauma due to someone being an idiot hope you’re OK
How to be a *BOSS* boss 101
There are two types of comments
O O F
He's gonna get hit by a bus.
Oz calling me a degenerate makes what’s left of my soul, feel nice
I'm not that badly busted up but, yeah, it feels pretty good.
I feel that. I think that most internet veterans have seen some crazy shit.
I needed it.
Ghutts McKenzie we all did
Ay bro im living in you
my family: WTF was that noise?
Me: My T-shirt...
family: your T-shirt made that loud ass thump???
Me: Yeah, I was still inside...
Them: JFC= John F Cennedy
me thinking something even stupider: Jesus Fried Chicken
That sounds like some really good chicken
Jentucky fried chicken.
This, is mood
Me too OML
@@pebbles2eletricboogaloo564 djent
oz calling us lovely degenerates, fainted calling us cuties, click just.. screaming at the beginning of the vid-
edit: also OT with the beardos and weirdos, lexi from emkay calling us sexy, damien just whats up rats, oop also robin with whats popping im robin, damn theres a lot-
edit 2: wonder starts with a variant of you look great today, click also calls us lad, lassies, and lassos, limenade calls us audience friends, flookootv just goes henlo, then proceeds to honk like a goose coughing after chainsmoking for 80 years, cuestar with the HOWDY HECCING HELLO, h2hoes, roller bros etc., fresh calling us his aesthetic boys
edit: illuminaughti with guys gals and non-binary pals
yeah that's quite accurate.
Yeahh
But click is just UWWWWWWWWWWWU
Edit: 56 is the most amount of likes I've gotten lol.
WWWWWAAAAAAA
those are all good ways to great your fans/hostages
Me drinks coffee
"Internal rip and tear intensifies"
Oz calling us degenerates warms my heart
ikr it makes me heppi
you guys also must be that mental state of "I've been insulted so many times how do I respond anymore?" (same)
Honestly I'm just so used to cursing back and forth with people that I don't realise that I've been insulted at times
Does it also turn you on?
you masochist.
(i am too its oki)
MoonPie: "When I go to sleep I count my mistakes."
I've never had such a VISCERAL reaction to a comment in my life!
F o r m a t
FBI are you going to raid my house soon
Piccolok 7 why smh, experimental drugs are technically ok if left unseen. Legit, the government is fine with experimental drug use in college.
Lol not for drugs, I just want a door key for every door
I would like it, but it’s at 69 likes.
Edit: Okay, I liked it now that there was more.
Why is the ham at that wedding just like....cold cuts lol not even a honey roasted or anythjng
Because I don’t want to have to pay thirty more dollars for a fucking honey roasted triple vanilla latte ham this wedding is way to over priced as it is
@@thatoneguy6466 thats...a fair point haha
@@dahliasdarkside1695 maybe some people don’t like SHIT HAM
i would slurp that shit like a fucking vaccuum. honey rosted sucks and i am what i eat, a delicious piece of salty ham
@@Amy-si8gq I mean you do you but geez
My car makes noises like coughs of a 78 year old smoker who's probably having a stroke
My check buttons are redder than the ussr
@@sadface7463 In Soviet Russia, car brakes you.
betafastacheapa
Yes comrade
My dad's old car once made a sound I can only describe as someone holding a running chainsaw into a bucket of empty soup cans.
My cat makes noises like a demon who craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaves tummy rubs at any cost
Oz: “Possums are basically my spirit animal”
Me: instantly goes to digital drawing tablet
Step away from the tablet 🔫🤠
RebelScum I’m on an Apple device, your water pistol emoji is ineffective
Carpet
I was thinking about drawing him with opossums around him too!
Cat Plush that’s not what I meant...
Oz needs to upload more, he honestly one of my most favorite UA-camrs. He’s hilarious
When I see "JFC" I think: "Jentucky Fried Chicken"
I was gonna comment this lol, beat me to it!
Jerusalem Fried Chicken
John Fried Kennedy
I WAS GONNA COMMENT THIS THANKYOU
Lmao same
My corgi endorses this channel. She has stopped her tantrum since putting this video on. You’re a miracle worker, sir.
is you're Corgi ok? like did a gen z or reincarnated millennial inhabit the body of a corgi?
Endie lad She’s just forever a 2 year old.
My grumpy old lady cat enjoys Oz's videos, too. She really relaxed and watched Sad Milk's "Smoll Cats 1 & 2".
@@goldengryphon i misread out the word cat so yeaaahh... i'm going to hell anyway
Fun fact: You can turn your emotions off! You just need the right kind of Depression, the right kind of ADHD, and for them to mix well!
Well, it doesn't turn your emotions off, but it's like that Rain-X stuff we use on windshields so the rain doesn't stick to it. And the depression makes it interesting, because any emotions that do get through are normally super strong. But they are gone as fast as they came.
I have this. You DO NOT want this. Life feels pointless and nothing is interesting. Most emotions would compare to grenades. Strong but short. But some burn like California. Always there, always burning. For me, I found Spite. In death I will fight god. But I know as I am now, I can't beat him, and I'm not smart enough to Bugs Bunny him into beating himself. So I live on, for now.
laughs in ADHD
So theres different kinds of ADHD now?
@@gaysiegelord If you want to go into real detail: I don't know how many kinds of ADHD there are, or if there's even more than one. I do, however, know that multiple people with ADHD will respond to different stimuli in different ways. Because every brain is different some ADHD people will not have symptoms others have. So I just refer to those differences as "different kinds of ADHD" for simplicity.
I'm not a doctor, but I'm aware that ADHD for me is different than ADHD for my friends. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*laughs in mood*
@@AceWolf456 If you need to Talk to someone i'm always here, and i'd be happy to help
It funny how whenever he posts a vid people are just like “HES BACK”
He never left
Neigh
Xuanchen Luo DO NOT MENTION THE SAND
mmm sand
Trash Scout what did I just say
@@applepi4623 snad
No, goddammit. The funniest reply to that “JFC” tweet was someone saying their brain corrects “LMK” to Lartin Muther King. I was just getting off a fifteen hour shift at my security job and when I say it made me laugh so hard I nearly threw up, I’m not exaggerating.
Where is the 500k special
Just Some Wendigo With Internet Access He posted on Twitter that he’s waiting for something in the mail pertaining to the 500k special, and the mini Oz video is delayed until the 20th.
@@SneakySalaXander Thank you
Just Some Wendigo With Internet Access No problem. 😁
Same with me for the BLM signs my brain thinks it says”Bowel movement”
Hey, oz remembered his UA-cam password
Therapist: "What kind of friend do you see yourself as?"
Me: "In the Green Lantern lore, there's this group called Blue Lanterns, and they represent 'Hope'. On their own, they're kinda weak, but if you pair them up with any of the other six lanterns, they multiply the other six's power exponentially. Thats me. Im a Blue Lantern."
I am a fuckin red lantern and by that I mean I will make a mistake and I will literally proceed to say every single cuss word in my head before almost crying from rage.
@@trubbish5122 bro u good?
@@player0ne16 Yeah I'm good. 👍
Black lantern
@@dearleaderjimpickens9029 what do black lanterns represent
Oz: Hey little man, how's it going?
Car: *internal screeching*
Oz: ...
Oz: yea
*external
my profile pic has a big confusion
That’s how I respond to everything lmao
@@Igobyazuz I was gonna put external but I edited it cause I thought people would like it better if I put internal
Oz loves demonetization
I JUST REALISED THAT OZ’s “CHARACTER “ IS A REFERENCE TO OZ FROM RWBY, HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS ALREADY?????
SJSJSH IS IT HIM OR IS IT JUST OZ THE WIZARD..YKNO- SO I'M GLAD IT ACTUALLY WAS OZPIN- WELL THEN-
i recently watched rwby (this was a month or two ago i think) and when i saw ozpin i was like “IS THAT WHY OZ MEDIA’S AVATAR LOOKS LIKE THAT, IS THAT THE INSPIRATION???? IS IT ACTUALLY OR-“
For another layer of references the scream at the beginning of this video belongs to sly marbo from if the emperor had a tts device, and also some other music used in other videos. The question is, is it a coincidence or is it intenional.
You are not the only one who thought that
Huh. *SmOoVe BrAiN mOmEnT*
Everyone: has freedom ideas erased
Me: creates a society based on warrior cats
Everyone:"wow this is familiar"
Me:*mild panic* "I have no idea what you're talking about"
Ooh do elaborate I'd love to listen but jojoba lyrics won't check UA-cam so do idk reddit same name
Being called a filthy degenerate is potentially the only genuine thing in this world that I know is true. I have been lied to by everyone; even pets.
F
Same bud, my cat is pouting because i left her 2 weeks with my brother at home. My brother got a fucking goldfish from his friend, because he bought her a goat. I- his name's Bubulle.
Edit: fuck autocorrect
@MineGODS either way, it's TRUE.
YES NOW YOU HAVE TO MAKE A MINI OZ EPISODE! VICTORY!
He’s back bois
Top 10 anime comebacks
He was streaming last week
Finally
I thought you said "he's black bois"
yeahh
Oz calling me a lovely degenerate is the height of my day
Honestly, I hope DoorDash keeps doing the "Leave at my door" thing because it's so much easier dropping food at the door, taking a picture and leaving rather than interacting with the customer, trying to call them, looking for a doorbell, guessing which apartment I'm delivering to in a multi-family home because they didn't list it, etc.
My support is just
“Oof”
“I will personally come to your house and hug you”
“Don’t cry. If you do it better be because your pop tarts aren’t finished”
and
“I swear if you become sad I will morph into Kirby and just suck up all your sadness.”
I s t h a t a g h o s t e y e s p r o f i l e p i c t u r e
Kaylin Grogg
Y e s i t i s
Bruh, mine is just O o f, like, I’m terrible at consoling people. My inner thoughts are better at consoling people than I am. The conversations I make up in my head involve people I know in real life telling me it’s going to be okay, and that I’m doing so good. Like, bruh, w h a t?
very wholesome
Now that I read GE, I see it in places where I least expect it.
oz: makes good content
everyone that randomly got him in their recommendations a few months ago: c:
2:48 Considering I've spent the last 48 hours drinking coffee, not sleeping, and putting whiskey in my coffee now and then, I'd say my heart is feeling very called out by your use of DOOM music.
The thing about a spider having a human brain there’s an SCP about it i don’t remember the number
scp-632 i think
SCP-1470 tho
@@matteussilvestre8583 you know what, you right
man the realisation in that SCP file... poor spooder... only here be dragons is sadder imo... asside from certain tales
Last I checked it was SCP-048 but it is a robot
The Return of our King
Lord Oz The Rings
Our god
@@sadface7463 comrade
Someone I know: How do turn off emotions?
Me who has done this about 100 times a day: Ok so first you go to settings, Then you search up emotions, then turn the slider/button on off. If you can't find it, go to the help section.
Everyone wondering how I know this: ???
Me Turning off my emotions and bluntly answering it with absolutely no emotions: Don't worry I do this about 100 times a day.
Oz: possum is my spirit animal
Me: ready to make Ozs' fursona
"yes keep talking"
As a professional anthro artist, I agree.
(The stuff on my channel is old please don’t watch it if you want to see my actual art hmu on my gmail- meowsticcat@gmail.com)
As the appointed Internet supervisor, first of all I would like to know why are you commenting that with the official account
Please come by the office at any time so we can discuss it :)
@@arsonsnail meowsticcat, eh?
nice to see people have the same life experiences as me like: LeT tHe PoTaTo ReSt FoR fIvE mInUtEs.
Oz’s laugh is the reason I’m still living, love you man! Keep up the amazing work
Gotta love them 40k jokes slipped in
To think otherwise would be HERESY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@Feldress if the "A"s aren't exactly 64 in number just like the Stringstorm song then *get ready to be purged*
5:14
My brain has always seen it as "Junior Fried Chicken"
*Jentucky
@@abrasmage yes
500K HERE, THE GOD MUST BE REVEALED
ITS OVER 499999
Wow, he got the milk from the store.
He is a part of sad milk, he always has milk :)
@@charlesnojinson4760 Milk is stored in the balls
Rai it cost you nothing to not say this, but you chose to anyways and the world is better for it.
@@raiisleep *When isn't it stored in the balls?*
@@raiisleep *RUB HARDER TO GET MILK*
_His_ avatar sometimes looks like he is explaing group of teenagers they will be thrown of a cliff to monster filled forest.
Yeah he does look like ozpin
That's the thing! I can never unsee his avatar as Ozpin. H e l p
*opens a new Word document*
_I need to write this story_
@@LittleIcarus Yes please!!
Oz: “Opossums are basically my spirit animal”
Me, who knows opossums only live for 1-2 years: “oh no”
In the darkness, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. A voice calling out- "WELCOME BACK YOU LOVELY DEGENERATES."
I read this in FRESHs voice for when he was plugging his scary channel
Me and my future spouse: * watching our wedding video *
The camera guy: * zooming in on a plate of ham *
* loud licking lips heard *
Us: 👁👄👁
I love your profile picture. It's cute. Also,same.
Every time he calls us degenerates I can't help but think "that's fair."
Oh,Oz. The way you lose it when you laugh warms my heart!
Can I just say how much I appreciate how you react to cats, 'possums, and spoopy skelly-tins?
Makes me wanna knit you a scenery hoodie with those lil guys dancin' all around the front and back, but I'm still learning hats.
Oz doing an impression of Hillary: what kind of kitchen is this?
Me: ... That's still a better kitchen than mine. It has an oven.
Get a mini oven or an air fryer
Congratulations, Mr. Oz. You made it to half a million subs! I really appreciate your content and you working on this even when you are stressed and busy. Thanks for the laughs.
5:13
Me fully aware that JFC stands for "jesus f*cking christ"
My brain: Jentucky fried chicken
This
This
This
This
This
Oz's old boss watching this and finding out what he did to get out of work: You did w h a t 👁👄👁
I love the little animations he puts at the side of the posts. Especially the "insane laughing" one. It's great.
Honestly, Oz saying his responsibilities have gotten away from him was the most relateable part of this video. Like, same.
“Spirit animal” ay mate that's called a fursona I think
At this point it is
@@jamz9778 *
Me, an artist:
Y e s
UwU
That hurt me to type even tho I am a furry
I respect that car story because he didn't do it to be lazy, he did it to study. That changed from relatable to admirable in an instant
Everyone:doesnt and choses not have social interactions.
Also everyone:please talk to me I'm lonely, I just don't understand why im so lonely
let me speak to you
I need interaction
you might aswell just point a red neon arrow at me
Damn bro no need to make a callout post for me in the YT comments section, could've saved it for Twitter
@@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321 ha jokes on you I don't like most social media apps so I had to post it here
It's a good day when OZ uploads
My brain looking at JFC: Jentucky fried chicken
jesus fried cennidy
Same
wedding photographer: *H A M*
Someone is subscribed just to dislike. Wth.
Bet it's a Karen. Hating literally everything
Mood
Actually did this for a while but not here
@Das Krümelmonster Wait what? What channel?
You don't need to subscribe to dislike??
@@themilkman7986 I was one of the first people to click on the video. When I said this the video wasn't even out for 1 minute. Somebody disliked the video almost as soon as it came out.
Didn't he say he'd do a face reveal at 500k. He is there😁😁
Scp-1470: telepathic spider. It died knowing that it was alone and could never truly find love. So to answer your quest Ozmodious Mediocre, yes, the spider would gain depression.
Good.
Coastalwaves360 you monster
@@doodlehumper3529 Thanks :)
Just went to find the article. Now I'm sad 😭
Is the spider trying to kill me? If so, it deserves it.
For some reason, my brain immediately jumped to this:
JFC: j o H n Fr ied cHi c K en
J o h n.
j O H n i s w E a R B y W H a T e V e r G O d Y o U P r a Y t o T h A t I s H a l L S M i T e y o U W i t H T h E F o r c E o f a t h O U S a N D A n n I h I L A T i o n S
J O H N I A M H U N G R Y
John F. chicken
Congrats on 500k oz
I just finished online school and Oz immediately uploads. He has specially blessed ME and ME specifically, so get out of here with your 'coincidences' and 'upload schedules'!
I feel like man-spider is seriously just a spider in a small suit with a tiny briefcase and I honestly don't know what to saw
That reminds me of Spider With A Top Hat from SVTFOE.
The mini OZ special being released on September 15th was a funny joke
12:33 This reminds me of a math problem from the PSSA’s (For anyone who doesn’t know what that is, it is a standardized test for Pennsylvania, you are forced to take it every year between 4th and 8th grade just to prove that the teachers did in fact do their jobs), I looked at it and pretty much knew what to do to solve it, but I swear there wasn’t an answer to it because I kept getting everything but one of the choices (it was multiple choice), so I just gave up and picked the answer closest to what I got. That day cemented my hatred of all standardized tests.
8:52 Something like this happened on my first day of high school a couple days ago. I was in the last class of the day, and I choked on my saliva, so then I drink some water because my throat was hurting because of the choke. Then I choked on the water also.
What was everyone’s reaction?
@@chinsaw2727 I don't think that much people noticed gladly and if they did then they didn't say anything.
Fish
@@definitelynotagenocider5204 correct
THE KINGS BACK AND WE'RE AT 500K
3:08 I have self control. Problem is I can't figure out who's self it controls.
sorry man just gotta do it
*whose
"My responsibilities got away from me. Yikes."
This is the story of my life, friend. Welcome.
These depression memes are getting to me. When he got to the backup friend, I just started tearing up, I couldn't help it. It hit too close
Someone should draw Oz as an anthro Possum, since he loves them so much.
Forcible addition of a furzona
6:32 You joke but you just KNOW Oak be hitting that Delia bussy on a daily basis
5:14 I see your "John F Cennedy" and I raise you "Jentucky Fried Chicken"
It is: too late
To: escape
Ad: close up of a human eye.
*Drinks esspesso*
NOW YOU GET TWO HEART BEATS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!
Can confirm literally 90% of the time someone asks me what I'm thinking about or if I'm mad or anything, I'm thinking about how something works, how to fix something, or how to take something apart.
11:39 This, but instead of my jaw being tight, it's literally every muscle in my entire body. All the time. Like I have to consciously make the decision to relax my muscles.
I've been under so much stress lately that not being stressed is actually uncomfortable for me, because being stressed has become my default state.
It's actually difficult for me to operate now, because previously the only time when I wasn't stressed was when I was asleep, so now whenever I'm not stressed, my body thinks it's time to sleep and I almost pass out.
@@anttipekkap For me it was mostly my medication. Like, the day I stopped taking that stuff, I felt super chill. I wasn't on edge any more, I was more open to the world around me, I could let go of stuff more easily. The only problem I have now is that, when I get too comfortable, I fall asleep.
uh... does it mean... permanent boner
2:45 I can do this without drinking coffee! It's called having anxiety.
Just keep doing what you are doing here, Oz, and have fun with it. That always cheers me up.
You, know Oz is basically the definition of quality over quantity when it comes to the Reddit related channels,
You don't get too many uploads here, but the ones you do are *T O P - T I E R - V I D E O S!!* and I always get excited when I see that this dude has uploaded.
i agree wholeheartedly
Admittedly, I've never been a fan of facepalm. Glad to see those aren't as common
Yeah, I can watch his videos so many times and they still don't get old :)
Yes dad I need your content it so great!!!! Love you man! Can't wait to rewatch this untill you upload again.
Congrats on 500k Oz!!!
I love how oz easily makes an insult feel like a compliment.
Oz be like: *Here I go calling everybody a lovely degenerate*
but we're lovely
*a.. apparently*
Click: **screams
Fainted: cutie
Oz: degenerate
Gray: alright so
don't pretend like you don't live for that.
Anybody had that feeling where you feel compelled to do something, plan out what youre going to do when you do it, then not do it.
yep
5:15 I honestly thought he'd say, "Jesus's Fried Chicken."
That moment when you laugh at these memes until you realize your still depressed, and you may never truly be happy again because your grandma says “soon” every time you ask if your gonna get therapy.
OZ YOU HIT 500,000 SUBS!!!! OVERNIGHT TOO BECAUSE LAST NIGHT YOU WERE AT 498,000!!!
CONGRATS MAN
The king has returned!
Wdym it’s just a month he isn’t like Sam o’nella who hasn’t been uploaded for 6 months due to school
Car: **SLY MARBO SCREAMS**
Okay wait... I’ve watched and rewatched and rewatched and rewatched every Oz episode literally ever. Why is this just NOW appearing on my feed - and why has it been skipped on every playlist or auto play?
I’m so upset
Oz’s laugh gives me LIFE
OZZZZZ I WAS THAT PERSON ON DISCORD THAT MESSAGED YOU CALLING YOU THE BEST MILKMAN!! YOU KNOW THE ONE WITH THE ANIME GIRL PFP I STILL CANT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY RESPONDED
This is the most random comment I saw on UA-cam, and I like it.
jesus christ calm down you're going to scare him away if you do that
with my heart on my sleeve lol I just love oz
@@zeedee997 don't we all
Hilary: "What kind of kitchen is this?!"
Middle Class Families: It's called intimate!
furry irl: u r cute, love your self
me irl: i want to die