Totally "Not" My "Wife" (r/SuspiciouslySpecific)
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- The subeditor to remind you that despite all 700 hamsters you bought from PetSmart for $870.45, your family will probably feel it in their hearts one day to forgive you. Despite you using your fathers credit card.
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"Backbay Lounge" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"Bossa Antigua" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"Crinoline Dreams" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (creativecommons...)
You here a distant but echoed “I like ya cut g” as a giant hand comes flying at you.
Lol
*Taco Bell Sound*
Y O U H E R E
*I L I K E Y O U R C U T G*
Oh fu-
So it just dawned on me. Oz is the metaphorical love child of The Click and One Topic. He is the perfect balance of wholesome and cursed.
THIS IS THE STRANGEST THING I'VE EVER READ
Wh-why is this arcuate?
r/brandnewsentence
..oh this is...dangerously accurate
Just...why did I imagine Click and One Topic as this 1950s middle class family about to have lunch and Oz as a grumpy baby throwing mashed peas all over the kitchen. *Click in a frilly pink apron never looked more disturbing*
After the switching babies post I got a add for a nanny cam. I don’t think I’ve ever had a better place ad.
I once got an ad for a dental company in the middle of listening to a song about a corrupt and evil dentist.
Reminder that nanny cams don’t record hospitals
alexpndm is this from Sr. Wooly from Spanish class or-
•ΑmberPhøenix• idk what that is so no I guess
I’ve seen Raid ads on videos dissing Raid: Garbage Legends
Imagine you're about to be murdered and then, a giant hand just stronk boop the killer, destroying it and saving you
Wow, saved my life AND gives me a meat gogurt? Awesome!
@@intelligencecube6752 save some for me! Lets start a gogurt club!
@@liseegeskov8769making a Gogurt club sounds like fun, when do we have the first meeting?
Damnit. Now I need to kill myself the old fashioned way.
*Prepares Crescent Rose to seppuku myself*
The next day, you get the stronk boop. The meat gogurt club has fresh gogurt.
“Short people will not go to heaven,”
Danny Devito: so anyway I started blasting
The wall is safe my children, just crawl in, nothing will harm you, nothing will go wrong. Do it, it's very safe
11:53
Damn it
H
Hmmm
The video is 17 seconds old. How is this comment an hour old
Yo how you make a comment an hour before the video goes up
"Short people will not go to heaven"
Well f*ck, guess I'm doomed to hell afterall.
as a 4'11 person, i completely agree with you
That just means that hell will taken over us and will overthrow satan and march to the gates of heaven where god will cover before us and offer to us taller but we will refuse and instead start stacking up to assert utmost dominance over all.
5 foot 6 and a half.
Phew...?
honestly, anyone who watches oz's videos and enjoys them is going to hell
Yeah, what was that about? I gasped when he read it.
Ya know, “the hand” is basically just SCP-4162 which happens to be one of my personal favorite underrated scp’s
1:00
It would be way creepier if instead somebody asked “how fast can it fly?” And they replied “faster than you, apparently”
"People with tattos will not go to heaven"
"Looks like my mom and dad aint going to heaven-"
Looks like future me ain't going to heaven either-
LordBaneThePlayer xD
Grandma: I wish to see you settle before I rise to heaven and live with the angles.
You: and with mom and dad.
Grandma: ....no they are not there.
my Jehovah Witness grandpa will not
I was planning to get a cross tattoo on my right shoulder. Lol
This video is *"oz-ly specific"*
Okay, I’ll go back to the closet
Noo, stay with us!
that was genius
please come back I'm lonely in your closet :(
No, for that pun you can eat at the table like family. You have earned it.
No wait the bodies in your closet miss you
What? Did my genius closet leak again?
*smiles like it's the end of a comedy sketch*
If anyone wants to find the “curd nerds guy”, his name is Gavin Webber. Look him up if you have the time.
Haha I was hoping I wasn't the only one who new the channel it was talking about.
Don't do it if you have even only a vague understanding about what "parmesan" is supposed to be: resisting the urge of telling him to screw himself was really hard, let me tell you.
Beregorn88 Wow, it’s almost like people who do things as a hobby make mistakes sometimes. You are getting worked up over a guy on the internet mislabeling a foodstuff. Log off for a few minutes, calm down, and stop being so toxic. It’s frickin’ cheese, dude.
@@CalebTibster if you publish a tutorial video on doing something, you should AT LEAST get the basics straight...
Beregorn88 Fair point, but you’re still overreacting.
Roses are red
I’m silent as a mouse
Your door is unlocked
I’m inside your house
Really? Finally I've someone to talk to!
Kinky
holy shit my door is actually unlocked wtf-
Tiht
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"They're too close to hell" had me on the floor, god damn
0:00 I absolutely love the way you read this post. It just cracks me up. Sometimes it'll just pop into my head and pull it back up to watch it.
This is one of those times.
YAY someone called me a Degenerate *AGAIN TODAY*
It's my favorite greeting, now. "Lovely Degenerates" can be said with such affection.
What was the context for the previous time?
again?
@@festethephule7553 I didn't defuse the bomb on time
@@DejvidDutilp
Oh well crap. That's awkward.
0:49
Actually, the squirrel would just have to reenter the earth's atmosphere. No real terminal velocity in space and the atmosphere is thick enough that the squirrel would be vaporized in seconds. This means it would only have to fall for a mile or so to achieve terminal velocity, so falling from about 63-64 miles above the earth's surface to the Kármán line at about 62 miles would kill them.
It could also fall from about 43,000 feet and potentially die from lack of oxygen, but the problem is that the squirrel might not die from that and instead regain consciousness before hitting the ground and survive the fall.
*W H A T*
Sure
Is being vaporized painful because that sounds good rn
@@ivy8562 depends on how quick it happens, but probably if its slow
@@tsmommy54 I did a google search and found science.
if you want to post something on r/suspiciouslyspecific, just take a screenshot of any app's TOS.
True I screenshat ToC of Bluelight Filter. They can have ALL of your data
SCREENSHAT, THATS RIGHT
@AlexDoesStuff good thing I use Android.
@AlexDoesStuff hmm...
@AlexDoesStuff
That's... Oddly... Specific
@@CheeseyBreezey Maybe you can help me develop the Android nuke?
"People with tattoos can't get into heaven"
Well, my Catholic roommate with a cross tattooed on his shoulder is in for a rude surprise.
As is my older brother with a tattoo of Michael the archangel slaying the serpent on his forearm.
As is any other person with a religious tattoo.
Bad news, guys.
tattoos aren't considered sinful in the catholic dogma by themselves, but they can be a sign of pride (which is a sin). Has your brother ever asked a priest about his tattoo?
According to the Baptists, he's not going to heaven on account of being Catholic.
2:43 wait, I didn’t know gaud changed his profile pic. It was so iconic
Don't worry it's back
*their, pretty sure.
Can we appreciate oz man for taking the time to animate a hand zooming at and crushing us to death?
13:05
"Short people will not go to heaven."
Me: "..." **googles how to unleash an evil curse upon one who has insulted your kind so that I may have my revenge**
..... *I'm sorry, what?*
That's exactly why you're doomed to eternal damnation.
*Is this a short people joke I’m too tall to understand?*
Y e s
@@Meow-qr6br We tall people can't hear the short people jokes from all the way up here
Me: (reading library's advert) Ooh, I'm too tall. Hmm. Definitely not limber. I am trusting, though. _I HAVE read The Cask of Amontillado._ (yeets self under bed and calls authorities)
11:04
He really came to the party
Seriously, what is it with old people confessing crimes while asking "would you like more tea dear?" Had it happen twice now!
0:53 that’s just master hand from smash bro’s that why Mario is always happy he’s hiding his ptsd so the hand doesn’t come for him next
*angry in Okuyasu Nijimura*
It’s a good day when Oz uploads
Yup
It really is
Yes it is
Yes it is
Indeedorino my good fellow
Like is “The Hand” a really ancient JoJo reference.
Or super smash bros, tbh
Yare yare dawa..
It'll scrape you from existence.
@@PiracyandDumbbells even okuyasu doesnt even knoe where it ends up at
@@judythompson479 ouch. Imagine using a weapon your don't even fully understand.
@@PiracyandDumbbells To be fair, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
10:16 as an official member of gen z™: yeah, it goes somthing like that
That Goodfellas reference was on point.... WHY DID U DO THAT KAREN? OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!! 😂
Oz: you know what to do you've been on this platform long enough...
Me: gets the latex plague doctor mask and lube and books tickets to Idaho
Me an Idahoan: *chuckles* we're in danger
I wanna hear the rest of the story
Pls no
I'm a New Yorker I'm safe
I think at least 😟
049 get back into containment
Honestly, I think The Hand would be a nice change of pace.
It would really liven up quarantine.
@@DigitalJedi You know what else would liven up the quarantine? Dragons.
@@xtwospoonsxI would totally watch "The Hand vs Dragons". From a, safe distance.
@@shubtakkorathinasapostle1159 I just want to see Alduin fly around eating people and destroying buildings.
If you dont want to die wear a thumbtack hat and you'll be fine
I got an Aussie ad when he was talking about the kangaroo if that isn’t perfect ad placement I don’t know what is
I wish my UA-cam ad algorithm was as reliable as yours. I haven't watched a single video about cancer or predatory scam tactics in years, yet I exclusively get ads for Raid Shadow Legends.
10:02 3 raccoons in a trench coat sounds like big win rather then a loss
12:27
Is Oz Media from Idaho? If so that's funny because so am I.
I think he is of our kind.
Not even 15 seconds in and I'm already certain I'm about to die laughing.
1:00 it’s called ZA HANDO
I was looking for this comment.
*OI JOSUKE I USED ZA HANDO TO FLY AROUND THE WORLD AND CRUSH RANDOM PEOPLE, ISN'T THAT W A C K Y*
is this a casual reference to the manga known as jojo's bizarre adventure created by Hirohiko Araki and made 7 said part of said manga and during the 4 part a character known as Okuyasu Nijimura with a stand/ spirit ghost called the hand named after 1964 rock band "the band".
this took me way too long
I knew someone was bound to comment this 😂
OI JOSUKE
“You died” tell me something I didn’t know
A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes
Makkinzi Soul but...
_how_
My take on the "Giant Floating Murder Hand" question is that we'd eventually find some way of killing it, we as a species are vindictive so we'd eventually get it in our heads "Hey, this hand thing is a bastard, let's get rid of it so nobody has to die for no reason"
Uh, Mask laws.
"People who drink alcohol will not go to heaven"
"Short people will not go to heaven"
Jesus was 5'2" and turned water into wine. Did he not go to heaven?
I mean, he DID absorb all of humanity's sin, so i think it's reasonable to say he didn't.
0:01
PIZZA PASTA
PUT IT IN A BOX
DE-LIV-ER IT
TO MY HOUSE AND PUT IT ON MY...
Sorry, got a bit ahead of my self, thank you for another great video, Oz
YUSSS ANOTHER LADD ❤️
6:09 Switching your roommate's devices from dark mode to light, and again every time they change it back. Watch their sanity crumble all because they ate the special cake you bought yourself without asking you.
Right? Can we all agree?
Haha it’s not like I’ve got 14 bodies in my couch
OMFG WTF TWINSEES!
You both worry me
@@gardeniac.3782 they don't have 14 bodies in their couch, trust me, I've tried, I can only fit 1 1/2 without it spilling out.
Thank god they're so small
At 0:48 my charger did the little connection buzz right when you clapped and I was like “IS THIS A FEATURE?!”
7:31
So.... I think he went to the wrong guy.
That's the prince of Sloth.
You can tell because he was mad about laziness.
That said, Satan might also just be a title.
Yes my favorite post ever was right at the beginning
Same
7:58 "We have a confession to make. You see, we made those songs up on the spot."
"We also killed a man together 6 years ago in Nebraska."
"We wanted to feel like god!"
10:17 I did not come here to be so personally called out
Same
Just drawing and listening to this, the second I heard “Thrash Metal” I almost fell off my chair
8:29 My exs cop dad did this while he drove us to the mall. he was trying to get around a funeral procession that was merging onto the highway, and i swear i got whiplash
0:16 ya know what, fricker?!,
i really needed that tbh thank you 🥰
For the first one, I'm italian and I can confirm that is ALWAYS like that 😂
The goddam intro was how Italy could have won
Just realised that the meme from 4:00 is just a scene from Goodfellas
12:23 I think I also recognize where that is. It's either near the Washington-Idaho border(kind of parallel to Spokane), or that is how all roads look in Idaho and I haven't been outside Washington enough.
This is near Boise, idaho. Most roads/highways don't look like his here, but I wouldn't doubt there is a strip of highway that looks like it up there.
Oz’s laugh is so precious 🥺
Me, seeing my childhood self again: "HEY BUDDY! I REMEMBER YOU!"
1:08 Bad time to watch in VR, you're lucky I'm out of coffee OZ, I cba to take revenge
That must've looked fucking terrifying in VR. >~>
That squirrel thing hits cause its currently 2:25 and I am so tired.
I’m in a group chat called ✨Pogchat✨ and the first few seconds of this video perfectly sums up the chaos we get into, and I am a combination of the guy for the marinara sauce and the bank teller as I have to be the mom of the group yet I still get myself into those shenanigans somehow
7:01 for the record he didn’t say that Satan looked like Jabba the Hutt he said Satan looked like a woman and that SHE turned HIM into the barfing hutt as punishment for his sloth.
9:47 right after he said it an ad that starts with stone being broken started lmao
“So minioz gets his special”
**his?**
Sweet
I really love the beginning post. U just put so much emotion into the role of the bank teller
12:14, the best part is they can do it in their masks to hide their identity.
Where’s my “welcome back you lovely degener-“
Oz: “your about 5 seconds to early”
Sees Oz uploaded
"OZZY WOZZY UWU!"
11:17 Kirby's calling the foundation
Fun fact: there's only one case of a gorilla killing someone. And it involved removal of the mans head.
A freakin wild silverback ripped a mans head off and just... Left him there.
The scenario about the gorilla making your hands high five in the body cavity was disgustingly unecessary but points for creativity. Feels like a Mortal Kombat guest kharacter Fatality
How many eggs is normal to ask for at a restaurant?
Asking for a friend
at most 3
Hmmmmm...
@@snailuka 4 sounds better though 'cause it's an even number and at that point you MIGHT AS WELL go for 5, but then eh what the hell, round it up to a neat half-dozen. Don't order 7 though, that is cursed.
Casper Cascade don’t get 4
A crazy guy with a purple gun that can redirect bullets will attack you
You aren't 4 raccoons in a trenchcoat, are you?
4:30 as soon as 8 heard proverb it reminded me of atla OH THE MEMORIES
10:45
The worst place I’ve been caught was at work…
Yea I’m not longer allowed to teach kids anymore
2:20
He's standing there. MENACINGLY!!
1:15 - "YOU DIED"
Me: "No, sadly... Not yet"
Same
4:42 Wait.. Wait wait wait, Gavin Webber??? I may end up in a rabbit hole of watching him late at night because it's sort of relaxing. I believe I know why they were so angry but still. :(
3:52 Goodfellas reference
Aye I’m 6’2” with a long arm span... just hear me out... I might be able to box the kangaroo
As a 6’4 man with arm longer than California we stand no chance
Gonna need to find a box big enough
Bro that thing will kick your ass probably literally because they use their legs as their main weapon
@@staticanimations3678 then just do what Joaquin Buckley did last year
They will grab you with their forelimbs and forcibly kick your stomach and legs with claws. Run. You need a rifle.
This was probably one of the first of your videos that I watched from your channel, and I gotta be honest your chaotic energy and the cute avatar dude and mini Oz is what made me a big fan. The opening for this video was amazing 🤣🤣. Frantically pouring marinara sauce.
it's 5:51 am and the fangirl in me screamed at 4:31 lmao. i'd like to thank you for that while my parents would, in fact, not
"Short people will not go to heaven" so wait if a baby dies will it go to hell? I don't know why but I'm honestly curious about the question my brain just made
According to the concept of original sin,
uh,
yes.
Only if the baby is short for their age...?
They go to limbo, which is in fact, in hell. Fun fact.
4:20 that’s rough, buddy
Oh, I'm going to Heaven. I've already been through 28 years of Hell on Earth
Soo your personalized hell is just being stuck on earth for eternity.
The way Oz says "GOD DAMNIT ITS HIM AGAIN" just sounds so genuine and that is why I'm subscribed
actually, the squirrel would probably be able to be dropped further down due to the fact that things burn up upon reentry, and last time i checked squirrels dont have heat shields.
I'd love to think that whenever that person in the beginning does something similar to that that that song would play. Kinda like a theme song.
There are... other idahoans?
The Hand is just a Jojo's reference smh
Omg yes I’m not insane
ZA HANDO
Like, The Hand is an actual thing in the manga/anime or just a similar thing?
Since many of Part 4 Stands are based off of horror stories and urban legends, The Hand might also have another origin story.
jerzey deville wait what!? Horror stories!?
4:35 They need to leave Gavin alone, he is an innocent cinnamon roll with a wonderfully soothing voice
If anyone’s played world box (It’s a god simulator) then there’s a creature known as the god finger, which rushes around with its index finger to the ground, making terrain and crushing anyone in its path, like The Hand. Similarities: they both use index finger to kill, they’re both fast Dissimilarities: the god finger makes terrain and kills more than one person a day, though a month passes pretty quickly in Worldbox, so maybe it’s killing even less!
Yeah 9:40 wearing a mask I once got a a guy to yell at me “ARE YOU SMILING “ like no weird dude it’s sunny and I’m basically a vampire
12:08
Darkness: has joined the chat
Kazuma: has left the chat
Me: chilling and watching UA-cam
Noise in my roof which is most probably a person: walks
Me: yo tf
Noise in my roof which is most probably a person: you heard nothing, this is 100% not a person in your roof.
Me: oh okay, thank you for the clarification.
Me: wait hold up, hold the phone, wait just a godamn second.
Noise in my roof which is most probably a person: Uuuhh.
It's 5:52am I've been hearing noises all day so far
So.. So like a bit of an update: it's the next day and I forgot to check, it's now 1:03am and the noises are back. I am in a very doodoo mood so I might just throw my chair at my roof.
UP 👏 DATE: IT IS 3:05AM I HAVE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT. I THREW A CHAIR AT MY ROOF (got in trouble for that ahaaa im stupid asf sometimes) THEN THE NOISES STOPED.
IF THE NOISES COME BACK I AM GOING TO LOSE MY SHIIIIT
check for spiders
@@bloupy-s-n-a-c are-are you implying that spiders can talk?
RyanEatsBread42 69 they talk but only to cool people...sorry you had to find out this way
Its me and my rat crew, we require cheese
you uh.. you okay there?
0:52 Now we need a fox, a pink balloon and a plumber in red overalls and we've got smash
I ACTUALLY DID THE LANE SWITCH TODAY. I DID IT. AND HONESTLY? That picture has the perfect vibe for that feeling.
12:30 I had the same thought when I saw it in the thumbnail.
3:33
akdhiwnd
too true
im a teen
and whenever my mom asks me how she looks i give her a weird ass answer like that
Me, someone who is closer to 5'0" than 5'5": Well, I mean, I'll probably not go to heaven, but I heard Satan is low-key kinda lame.
Yo I’m watching this in vr and 1:10 scared the living hell out of me
"You didn't submit a research paper, you submitted a hostage situation." 😂😂😂
My lizard appreciates