Your Wife Thinks You're Cheating - How Psychologists suggest you respond
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- Опубліковано 30 чер 2010
- There are many ways to reassure and nurture the relationships in your life, and none as important as your partner. In this example, our actors demonstrate a healthy response to the realization that your partner (in this case a wife) suspects you of marital infidelity. The rule of thumb is to be direct, truthful, keep your own integrity about who you are and who you are not, and utilize dairy metaphors.
"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each other."
-Al Bundy
Words never more true
Eric Kruckenberg no wonder gender studies get you nowhere but in Starbucks. Because nobody listens to Al Bundy.
It was ted bundy
internalized misogyny sucks and it's too bad that it still exist, because women suffer from it and men profit from it. I hope it will disappear eventually, because I want to support other women and don't want to support sexists
@@nunyadamnbidness2531 internalized misogyny sucks and it's too bad that it still exists, because women suffer from it and men profit from it.I hope it will disappear, because I want to support other women and don't want to support sexists
Why go out for milk when you got a cow at home?
5 Days A Stranger, The Remake If you say that to a woman now they will slap you in their hurt feelings 😥
Oh, I think you would have gotten a slap before now as well...
It's called 'pussy-slapped'. Or is it 'pussy-whipped'?
5 Days A Stranger, The Remake what does that even mean? Al hates Peg that blonde is way hotter I would bang her.
Even though this is supposed to be a compliment as I read it again I'm not sure if it is...
"Honey you're an idiot"
He solved the whole thing in seconds
😂😂😂😂
You know that kind of bluntness actually works. If your wife is being stupid and you just outright tell them they're being dumb and explain why... they accept it! It's like some kind of weird hypnosis or something.
Al should have cheated on Peg for how she treated him.
"Did you miss me Al??" "With every shot so far"
Bullet*
That's where I stole that joke from.
@Telios Abraxas wow. Well ok then. That was pretty deep and insightful for an Al Bundy quote.
@Telios Abraxas well alrighty then.
If you're going to quote the show, do it right...
"Hi Al, did you miss me?"
"With every bullet so far..."
The older i get, the funnier this show becomes.
That's because your eyes open farther and you see the actual wisdom and truth in it. 🤣👍
@@Samuel-I Hope so. Otherwise the sad truth is that im turning into Al. Oh god.
It's more relevant every year
So true!
His abrasive demeanor is part of his character. He's miserable because he's not living his dream life. But don't forget. In the carwash episode, he's worried about his "prized possession" in the trunk of the car, he's worried it'll get stolen or damaged. Peggy is convinced it's a porn mag.. and she's half right. Because when he opens it, it's a family portrait of him, Peg and the kids, and he has the goofiest grin on his face because of it. He may not always *like* his family.
But he loves them more than he loves himself.
Can we give Al credit that, even though he gawks at/fantasizes about other women, goes to strip clubs, and makes cynical remarks about their marriage, he never cheated on Peg?
And he had the opportunity so many times.
I actually truly admire him for that.
Not cheating isn’t that hard. If he was so miserable, why didn’t he just leave unless he actually did love her?
I like how you ended that with a question mark, like you're not sure if he was faithful or not
@@brandonallen3289 that is the interesting thing. He certainly would have been in his right to do so.
"Honeeeeyyyy".. Rub my feet"
"Peg... I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of them"
That's brutal:))
😂😂😂
Al is not a dirty foot fetishist ^^
This man was missing out
@@PerfectAlibi1 He’s a clean foot fetishist.
I love how he just tell the truth
And even more impressive she accepting it.
He doesn't sugar-coat shit, he's not Willy Wonka
Honesty is the best policy.
Yeah hed be cancelled today
Don't let this clip distract you from the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.
Are you desperate for likes?
Hahaha, you made my day! Whooooaah Bundy!
DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER!
Tickle Fingers Some say his knee was down.
@@prip lol.... They're damn liars!
The moment you realize your life is exactly like Al Bundy and Married with Children is more real then you ever knew
That was always the appeal of Married With Children, really. Sure ut was over the top, mean spirited, and crass. At the end of the day, however, it was honest. More people live like the Bundy family than anyone really wants to admit.
@Navid Taj because he does not want anymore childs
@Navid Taj do you know the episode where his car dies? if not watch it than u will know why this won't help, i won't tell u why because i do not want to spoiler
@Navid Taj the way she is played in the show she would leave if an man with money would take her
@Navid Taj Just wait untill she is old fat and ugly and you are tired from working all day and just want to go to sleep. Sex is for the young, the more you age the more of a bothersome thing it becomes.
"Honey....you're an idiot"
LOL! Love it.
Al bundy: a savage of the internet before it was even coded. Love it.
So this is where Patrice O'Neil got his philosophy on women from
I dropped my phone asshole i thought a fly was on it
@@coolestguyinusa1 LMAO!
@@coolestguyinusa1 What bout just blowing on your phone or flick thw fly away first. A coackroach I would understand
@@coolestguyinusa1 I tried to scare it way with the mouse pointer...
@@mcgeufer They're called cursors by the way.
"You go to work, come home. I'm not blind ya know!"
I once had a girlfriend tell me "you get to go to work and have fun all day."
Right, cause that's why they call it "work". Cause it's just a big party at the boys club..
@@robertdenham9541 Sounds like you dodged a bullet.
Florian Oprescu Make her get a Job.
@@VergilSFD with what most employers pay for the last twenty years, your girl is lucky she doesn't need you both to work two jobs.
Robert Denham she was telling you to take her out more.
No matter how crappy I'm feeling Al Bundy always makes me laugh.
Al Bundy's day always sucks worse than mine, and that's why I love Al Bundy.
@@MatsThyWitThat's why my mom loved the show when she was alive. I miss her and my dad.
“Al Bundy. That TV is the only thing you’ve turned on in 20 years!”
“If you came with a remote and a mute button, I might turn you on sometimes too!”
That actress WAS Peg Bundy! In an interview, she said she went to the audition wearing that over-the-top wig, heels, and capri pants and she nailed the part!
She also said she hated Peg
@@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns yeah it was like a 10 year anniversary reunion special or something like that and she said she couldn't stand peg. I was a child when I saw this so I cant remember the details
Smart actress. She was prepared and got the roll.
She said she did that because Peg was written as something of a slob because of how lazy she was, but she didn't want to portray her like that so she dressed her up for the audition. Kind of like how the creators of Pirates of the Carribean imagined Jack Sparrow much differently, but then Johnny Depp walked in on the auditioned with a look similar to the one we know and slurred his lines and behaved in such a way that the casting panel believed at some point that he was drunk and wanted to kick him out.
@@Erika-xm2mi She is a very smart actress. She got the job and made both the character and the show much better.
My wife thought I was cheating and I got it every night for two weeks straight....
Right on Mr. D!
Damn... I'd plant fake "clues" around my house, but with my luck, it'd get my ass shot.
woohoo..!!
The Big DEEE!!!
I get it every night of the week without any form of trickery. Often it’s her idea. What kind of women did you guys settle for?!?
From her behavior I would say that she's the one cheating
Exactly what I thought. Cheaters do a lot of reflecting onto their partner
Lol no she would have fixed her hair.
Reverse gender psychology
Yep, my ex accused me of cheating and became INSANELY paranoid when she was cheating on me. I prefer the Al Bundy approach.
@@JelloFluoride Wow, I thought I was the only one.
I remember an old saying, "The #1 cause of divorce ... is still marriage." And I can really see that in this old show.
Also remember Divorce isn't bad all other marriages end in death.
@@jokerz7936 bhahaha nice1
That's like saying the #1 cause of death is life
@@hasan_z living is dangerous
@@hasan_z Marriage is a death of sorts, If you're the man of course.
"Honey ya know what I always say. No" 🤣🤣🤣
"How to get away with calling your wife a cow"
"To her face"
The quality of these writers is top shelf
@esteban rulz So sad that political correctness has ruined comedy forever.... Never again will we see great comedy writing like this....
Al really does love Peg. As I recall, he knocked the hell out of a couple men who were flirting with her in an episode or two.
Oh he loves her he had no Problem than she dated the gay guy but the Angel ep married to Jefferson he didnt liked it and his kids aint being his kids the ep were he wished not to exist so
The one with the billboard when some dude remarks about a poster made with Peg on it near some car shop/garage/carwash I dunno: "I sure wanna take the top down and test drive that"
Al takes him down.
"No"
- Al Bundy, guru, philosopher, mentor to us all.
"Why go out for milk when you got a cow at home" al bundy's wisdom
Let's rock
That is the thing about Al, he would never admit it publically but he does love his family and especially loves Peggy. He has refused to cheat on her despite having the opportunity and beats the crap out of anybody that upsets or shows interest in her.
Why go out for milk when you got a cow at home?
Only Al Bundy can make it sound so charming.
“Honey? You’re an idiot”
If I had a dollar, for every time I’ve said that to my wife? Al “Touchdown” Bundy. TV Legend.
Tick Tock Tick Tock
I also say that to my wife a lot , she has no idea I’m quoting Al Bundy .
4 touchdowns in a single game
Stupid is what al bundy refers to, it's the stereotypical male teenager... so ehh I wouldn't say I did the same as he.
They're trying to make more realistic superheroes by making Superman and Ironman fat. Well, THIS is how you make true realistic superheroes.
Al Bundy! World’s Mightiest Hero!
great comment
Thor got fat because of depression
Old Man with the Pale Eye and the Screaming Ear
If Superman’s fat, then I wanna be fat
As strong as Superman's fibers are. How can he not atrophy where there's nothing to stress his muscles with? He must be going to a black hole to lift super novas on the regular to stay ripped.
Thank you Al, because of you I'm still single and even more even happy. 👍
As a married man I can tell you exactly what my response would be.
"As if I need another crazy ass b**** in my life"
ahhhh, happily married i see
@@kled6566 everyday more joyous than the last.
@@tonyhsloanejr savage sarcasm LOL
Crazy ass b*********
@@tonyhsloanejr do you really mean that? Oh honeyyy (:
Watching this show so much when I was younger shaped my idea of what a marriage should be. Thats probably why I can see so many parallels between their marriage and my own. But hey... its been 15 years so its working.
B Savage If you watched it closely you would have taken AL’s advice and stayed single.
@@666BIGBLOCK lol yeah or just watch most people's marriage
Yes the secret os being mean to your wife. They love drama.
Nice
Congratulations
Keep it going
"Now honey you know what I always say..."
*"No."*
50YO, 30Y later and I'm still chuckling my ass off. "No."
Those two were perfect in those roles.
"I dont need go for milk, I have cow at home" - Al was always so romantic :D
Ed O'Neill, you are one of the greatest.
Why go out for milk when you have a cow at home. Laughing out loud !!! Great minds do think a like !!!
So...the UA-cam gods have chosen us to meet here again
exseque recommended for you too? I haven’t watched a single thing that would lead to this video being in my feed
Now all I can say is..."let's rock".
“What do we say to the god of death”?
@@hansolo4653 maybe tomorrow afternoon?
Shazam right they did.
God no matter how long it’s been since I’ve seen Married with Children the show is still just as funny.
Aww, Leela and Fry are so cute.
Leela being Al and Peggy being Fry, right? XD
Fry was voiced by Billy West
Leela and *Alcazar.*
Leela is voiced by Peggy.
Though Fry is not voiced by Al... XD
@@osamabad3597"I'm just a simple farmer...NAME'S BILLY WEST!!!" Funniest line in the whole show I think lol!!!!!!
This guy is so funny still after all these years 😂
Katey Sagall was a member of Bette Midler's backup singers The Harlots.
She also did background vocals on Gene Simmons' first solo album
There's a quote from Frank Barone on Everybody Loves Raymond that I feel fits here. "If you got a problem with your woman, you don't go out and get another woman. Now you got two problems."
That show is funny as hell too! The 90s had all kinds of top tier TV.
YES "Why go for the milk when you can have the cow at home." genius.
Did you hear they are rebooting MWC?
No?
Good! They cannot improve on something as great, besides censors would NEVER allow it to be on again.
Tigerman1138 it would be cancelled the first time he says something bad about Marcie’s lack of tits.
My country has their own version, it's a piece of crap, I had watched it for a while before getting tired of it, by then I hadn't even watched the original, but then when I saw Al and Peg, I knew without a single ounce of doubt that my country's version was an absolute load of shit and couldn't even compare to this master piece.
And like the Boondocks and Frasier remake, I sure as shit won't watch. Why would I want to watch a different version of the characters after years of emotional investment with the originals?
Goddamn Katy’s Sagal was smoking hot. I mean she still is, but she used to be too.
leela😍
never knew who she was but gd i knew she sounded sexy
Ok Mitch.
Weird that she has two eyes here...
Madagascar Benningsworth nice
“Why go out to get milk when you have a cow at home.”😂
They really did love each other in their own messed up way.
They are both such good actors.
I always thought the show was funny when I was younger....but now that I've been married, and I understand...I find it Unbelievably hilarious
So good!....you can feel his pain through his facial expressions....
The whole cast of this show deserved Emmys. Both Al and Peg's delivery of their lines was solid GOLD 🤣🤣🤣
I used to feel so sorry for this man, she said I even cooked it on both sides.
she's trailer trash... who doesn't know how to be a housewife.
Im usually more diplomatic about it but yeah ive talked to my wife this way when she thinks i want to leave her.
In his own Al Bundy way, that was actually sweet and romantic of him.
To this day ,classic ,and still make me laugh. Shows like these ..can't beat them.
Bundy Bundy! 🤣😂. The man of men when men were men and women were proud of it.
Even Al used to hit it hard for at least one day. Anyone remember the labor day episode where he wore Peg out?
Another funny episode was when they had to have a child to collect inheretance & Peg was taking birth control pills and wore Al out!!
Ik season 1were she cooked and shopped for food he was more romantic in the amnesia ep and Angel ep and her fishuised as arabic dancer hewas all over her so
@@roiijamez33 Peg: Al, it's plantin' time!
Al (to the kids): I'd like to plant a shovel right between her barren eyes!
😂😂😂😂
@@marcelparker6755 🤣
I can’t imagine why my mom wouldn’t let me watch this as a child.
My sister and I used to watch this show when we were younger... In my 20s I need to go back and watch it
One of the STRANGEST & most adorable TV couples ever ^_^
Al was the greatest philosopher on tv
This is one of the reasons I love this show!!!
This show was the best, this and My Name is Earl would never cease to make me laugh. Sad they were discontinued.
I have always tried (with some success I might add) to model my life after this guy.
"NO MA'AM" lol
This has gotta be the best one I’ve seen
The description is the icing to that cake.
That means that she is either cheating
or thinking about cheating.... ...
.
But I'm not married
to the best of my knowledge
Why go out for milk when you got a cow at home
Yo that line was fire I felt that
Al had plenty of opportunities to cheat on Peg and he never did...he really did love her, in his own way of course
That one episode with the shoe groupie... she was naked in his bed, and he took a peek and said "This is a sex-free house, and by God, it will be for as long as I live!" 😂😂😂😂
They need to remake this show with no punches pulled.
. . . . . . Why go out for milk , when you have the cow at home ?. .. . . Very romantic 💖. . . Just in time for Valentine's !!!!
This is the fabled boomer humor
genre: slice of life, ecchi, tragedy Finally, after decades of scrolling through the comments I have found a fellow Zoomer
Al was so good with words.
"honey, you're an idiot"
a cruder way of saying "don't be ridiculous"
Best show ever
The father of The Simpsons and the grandpa of Family Guy.
Al is the MAN
"Utilize dairy metaphors" Gotcha!
At one point this was the longest running show in tv.
He just called his wife a 🐮 lmao!
I find it interesting that characters like Al Bundy have been around for a while now, yet we always hear the same ol' phrase "Men just wanna have sex."
This show needs to come back to tv reruns we could really use a good laugh about now
Thanks for posting!
Lol did he call her a cow?!?
If you know, you know
This show was before my time, so all I hear is Leela when she speaks
This show was during my time, and I seriously have no idea who Leela is.
@@drServitis Shes one of the main characters on Futurama, and Katey Sagal plays her voice
@@sydparrott8552 Is she that one eyed woman? I never saw an episode but it seems like I heard about Katey Sagal on that show.
@@drServitis Yeah, that's the one. Futurama is fucking great, I personally prefer it to the Simpsons which is also hilarious
@Telios Abraxas So you're about 44 years old now? Holy cow you're old! lol
Chances are if she's accusing you.....that's because she is cheating and is looking for justification for her actions.
I really need to see the psychiatrist. He can give helpful advice through his words of wisdom.
I love the staighfowardness in this guy, his jokes are all straight
The show that would never make it in 2019.
Peg isn't an idiot. She's the only woman ever to understand context. That's why she didn't get angry when Al said the cow metaphor. Every other woman on earth would think he's calling them a cow.
Damn Al, that was f'd up but it sure as hell was funny at the same time 😄
DAMN!!! Peg got burned so hard it just went over her head!!! AL THE SAVAGE!!!!
That's katey sagal, the voice of leela.
too many guys are to afraid to just say it, that's the problem..
Thank you AL
It took me 30 years to realize MWC was a documentation and a warning
Is she the voice of Leela from Futurama?
Yes!