Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #18

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  • Опубліковано 22 чер 2017
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    It's time for a brand new compilation!
    Cyanide and Happiness delivers daily comics to your face-hole on www.explosm.net since 2005!
    Lab Results
    Rainy Day
    The Renaissance Man: Part 1
    Soup
    The Cowboy Funeral
    The Homestead
    Seriously
    Good Dog
    Drive-Thru
    The Rubber: Part 1
    HaHa Hobo
    The Shelter
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 тис.

  • @CaWolfie258
    @CaWolfie258 5 років тому +2781

    *"Also you're deaffff!"* his face when he said that sentence 😂😂

    • @spookyubers1202
      @spookyubers1202 5 років тому +20

      The reason for the face is because he sang the song only to sing that he's deaf. Rip. ;-;

    • @CaWolfie258
      @CaWolfie258 5 років тому +10

      @@spookyubers1202 yes I know, but I just kind of found it funny on how he read it

    • @spookyubers1202
      @spookyubers1202 5 років тому +1

      @@CaWolfie258 yeah that face

    • @jhett_4415
      @jhett_4415 5 років тому +1

      It be like (^_^)

    • @itzsmotherking1699
      @itzsmotherking1699 4 роки тому +3

      Then why was he clapping if he heard the song or not?!

  • @Leon-sm1zl
    @Leon-sm1zl 4 роки тому +2326

    Anyone else noticed how small the leaf was that Michaelangelo drew for the priest

    • @exhydraboy2429
      @exhydraboy2429 4 роки тому +91

      I didnt have a choice

    • @Qircore
      @Qircore 4 роки тому +89

      Even if i didnt im pretty sure we all saw without even trying

    • @nobodyshome1660
      @nobodyshome1660 4 роки тому +59

      That was the joke

    • @quinn5026
      @quinn5026 4 роки тому +33

      It was supposed to make him look like he had a small d

    • @amandamorgan3539
      @amandamorgan3539 4 роки тому +27

      It was the appropriate size leaf

  • @nikolatrkulja8495
    @nikolatrkulja8495 3 роки тому +222

    “You better call make a wish”
    Legendary line

  • @metalman20
    @metalman20 3 роки тому +160

    the homestead is a great example that no matter how hilarious/ridiculous a premise can be, if the music is strong/emotional enough, anything could be emotional

  • @cytheriacolumns4473
    @cytheriacolumns4473 5 років тому +1980

    When you Google your symptoms

  • @lordravenblade
    @lordravenblade 4 роки тому +1932

    “I can’t see him! There’s too many butts!” Might be the best line from any of these shorts.

  • @TJ-hg6op
    @TJ-hg6op 3 роки тому +219

    0:06 Google after I search “I have a cough.”

  • @breanncharlo4553
    @breanncharlo4553 3 роки тому +60

    "Are we going to DIE down here?!?"
    "Whooo!"

  • @jaxolantern7492
    @jaxolantern7492 4 роки тому +2931

    "...also your deaf." His face when he reads that paper though Lol

    • @Tinka6951
      @Tinka6951 4 роки тому +41

      Lmao, I know right?

    • @raewarren4067
      @raewarren4067 4 роки тому +95

      It was so sad he was having so much fun with the dance.

    • @jackwu6253
      @jackwu6253 3 роки тому +24

      Youve got norovirus hepatitis tendonitis syphylis salmona...

    • @pyr821
      @pyr821 3 роки тому +3

      Cheryl Coker literally

    • @livarriana9223
      @livarriana9223 3 роки тому +11

      Imagine if he were blind too lmao

  • @shadowboy1322
    @shadowboy1322 7 років тому +3848

    Autobutts roll out

  • @ab-3983
    @ab-3983 2 роки тому +116

    I've never understood explosm's humour at first because I was young, but now that I look at it, it's so creative what they can come up with each and everytime. Definitely the best thing to have come out of my childhood.

  • @toonaishere
    @toonaishere 3 роки тому +85

    The first skit could not end any more funny then it already was, and yet, it was. Fantastic work

  • @newgenerationanpanman7870
    @newgenerationanpanman7870 4 роки тому +2943

    I'm surprised he didn't die by the end of the doctor's performance

  • @ThatCheesePizzaGuy
    @ThatCheesePizzaGuy 4 роки тому +1288

    I love how the soup guy doesnt put soup on his lawn

  • @user-wk6tp1og3l
    @user-wk6tp1og3l 3 роки тому +417

    "Also you're deaf"
    Aww, he made that song for nothing :(
    At least he wasnt blind

  • @cashtonh.869
    @cashtonh.869 3 роки тому +88

    OH MY GOD I PUT ON CLOSED CAPTIONS FOR THE SICK SONG AND WHEN HE SAW THE LIST IT SAID "* realization your fifty shades of fucked*" AND I LITERALLY DIED

  • @vee7166
    @vee7166 4 роки тому +4259

    The rainy day could legit be a 4.5-star horror movie

  • @jeff09_
    @jeff09_ 3 роки тому +490

    Tex was such a homie they named a state after him

  • @fireruby1882
    @fireruby1882 Рік тому +16

    “NOW DRIVE DRIVE-CAREFUL ITS HOT” 😂😂

  • @butterfly5148
    @butterfly5148 3 роки тому +25

    17:23.When you let dad get the groceries.

  • @ritvikmishra8388
    @ritvikmishra8388 5 років тому +2665

    Lab results
    How the f#@k is this man alive

  • @jaxx2678
    @jaxx2678 7 років тому +2441

    So proud that I know all these videos

  • @the8yeeters334
    @the8yeeters334 3 роки тому +28

    2:48 did he just nod to say like, “do it Dad”, that’s messed up bro.

  • @Antoniusan
    @Antoniusan 3 роки тому +21

    Christ the ending to the soup one was like watching Happy Tree Friends

  • @unkowncallertartan3827
    @unkowncallertartan3827 4 роки тому +1312

    The literally so many places he could’ve put that soup

    • @user-mc4ko2ru4u
      @user-mc4ko2ru4u 4 роки тому +111

      Like back into the freaking microwave! He could’ve touched it and went like yah that hot might as well not touch it with with my BARE HANDS

    • @ellatalan5516
      @ellatalan5516 4 роки тому +29

      He could have put on the floor

    • @unkowncallertartan3827
      @unkowncallertartan3827 4 роки тому +5

      Yea I know right

    • @jambunboii4537
      @jambunboii4537 4 роки тому +35

      But that wouldn’t be funny

    • @Andygar584
      @Andygar584 4 роки тому +2

      Unkown Caller Tartan for real

  • @mmfoodd.
    @mmfoodd. 4 роки тому +1870

    TumbleButts
    0%Pregnancy
    0%Horror
    0%Happiness
    0%Hotness
    100%Sadness

  • @kirielvids
    @kirielvids 3 роки тому +9

    F for Tex. What a legend.

  • @DGSSDGN
    @DGSSDGN 3 роки тому +21

    The rainy day one could be a horror movie about a scent or a chemical from the rain causing people to do irregular things and have hallucinations. specifically things like corpses, or writing in blood, and it would be cool to see perspective changes between children and parents, or any other family member

  • @shyguyno.6997
    @shyguyno.6997 4 роки тому +825

    Plot Twist: it was a cloudy day
    So that child lived

  • @serratedstallion6706
    @serratedstallion6706 4 роки тому +537

    Is there anyone here who has seen all the shorts on youtube but still watches them over and over again? Cause I do that.

  • @lilmao4482
    @lilmao4482 3 роки тому +4

    5:17
    The guy in the newspaper is the Fire Tamer

  • @Juggernugget513
    @Juggernugget513 3 роки тому +11

    The shelter could make you think it's a horror movie at first but then it just turns into a random movie

  • @the_dead_knight3
    @the_dead_knight3 4 роки тому +1119

    The rainy day short should get a horror movie about a posesed book that makes father's kill their son's

    • @hriotcthulhu3958
      @hriotcthulhu3958 4 роки тому +40

      You make it. I'm too poor

    • @mrmeow-0354
      @mrmeow-0354 4 роки тому +18

      Evil dead, kinda

    • @megamerguy2984
      @megamerguy2984 3 роки тому +4

      They should make that merch

    • @chuggerofpiss4478
      @chuggerofpiss4478 3 роки тому +3

      That would be a good horror movie though

    • @firstname697
      @firstname697 3 роки тому +7

      Nicholas Cage had a movie with a similar plot but it was about both parents trying to kill their children

  • @lukasbednar7080
    @lukasbednar7080 5 років тому +450

    I don't know who invented the cyanide and happiness stories but it's the best show I've ever seen and the funniest. And yet English is learning about it.

    • @ratking6730
      @ratking6730 5 років тому +11

      Lukáš Bednár y’a
      you did not formulate the sentence properly. Il help you
      I don’t know who invented cyanide and happiness but it’s the funniest show I’ve ever seen yet i am learning English.
      It a comedy so you don’t have to tell them that it’s good they know funny
      The rest is grammar
      Hope this helps your learning.
      Q😀

    • @michaelleahcim2869
      @michaelleahcim2869 4 роки тому +2

      @@ratking6730 i'll* it's*

    • @kxngkat5305
      @kxngkat5305 4 роки тому +23

      @@ratking6730 How can you be correcting him with that awful grammar?

    • @karatemaster87
      @karatemaster87 4 роки тому

      The Conservative yankee Also *I, capitalize it :)
      From, 8=======D

    • @softieblissx4922
      @softieblissx4922 4 роки тому

      Brother Alabama oh wow. you're Soo funny dude 😳👉👈

  • @ilikesandwiches7337
    @ilikesandwiches7337 3 роки тому +10

    One thing i like about cyanide & happiness is that the ending can be soo unexpected

  • @Andominicus
    @Andominicus 3 роки тому +9

    3:01 actually made me cry

  • @clewski5193
    @clewski5193 3 роки тому +371

    the soup one made me EXTREMELY uncomfortable. Loved it.

    • @shaquilleoatmeal856
      @shaquilleoatmeal856 2 роки тому +5

      fr tho

    • @gregkemp8260
      @gregkemp8260 Рік тому +5

      He could have just put it back in the microwave, I’m very fun at parties

    • @xxthexboxnoobxx4174
      @xxthexboxnoobxx4174 8 місяців тому +1

      @@gregkemp8260he could’ve done so much, honestly he earned himself 100 Darwin awards in the span of two minutes.

  • @jaxx2678
    @jaxx2678 7 років тому +5432

    I don't understand why on the soup one he didn't just put it back in the microwave

    • @scotttrott
      @scotttrott 7 років тому +148

      Jaxx That's exactly what I thought 😂

    • @JoaoGabriel-dk6iw
      @JoaoGabriel-dk6iw 7 років тому +182

      Jaxx This really stressed me out 😤

    • @xan8636
      @xan8636 7 років тому +136

      Jaxx or on the sidewalk cement

    • @AmourEtRespect
      @AmourEtRespect 7 років тому +232

      Because the smiling man stole the microwave spot with his own soup

    • @macmac277
      @macmac277 7 років тому +157

      Because that wouldn't be an entertaining short.

  • @TheSleeper547
    @TheSleeper547 3 роки тому +13

    Can we all appreciate how TEX is a true mad lad Chad

  • @deanapalkov3399
    @deanapalkov3399 3 роки тому +4

    that tumblebutts episode really hit home. I remember when my pa got butted

  • @tyletrose5249
    @tyletrose5249 4 роки тому +417

    0:06. The side effects in medication commercials be like.

  • @low_fat_yogurt
    @low_fat_yogurt 7 років тому +2297

    Tumblebutts made me legit sad

    • @davidradovic4198
      @davidradovic4198 7 років тому +20

      spoder man poor tumbler butts all they need are tumbler women

    • @JayV27
      @JayV27 7 років тому +44

      The clouds at the end looked like butts

    • @user-te2hd5dg5h
      @user-te2hd5dg5h 7 років тому +36

      its attack on titan spoiler

    • @brandonsnyder4142
      @brandonsnyder4142 7 років тому +6

      spoder man I remember when it came out... so sad..

    • @evanbecraft8201
      @evanbecraft8201 7 років тому +11

      Toasty the Toaster they're meant to look like that

  • @patricks_music
    @patricks_music 3 роки тому +10

    "You better go call Make a Wish" Oh my god.

  • @butterfly5148
    @butterfly5148 3 роки тому +5

    lmfao when I hear: "James Bartholomew Pretzelnugget".

  • @Mimsadoodle
    @Mimsadoodle 6 років тому +484

    Tumblebutts should be a movie 😂

  • @samuelbryan682
    @samuelbryan682 7 років тому +284

    I would watch a movie about Tex

  • @AbstractVenom
    @AbstractVenom 3 роки тому +8

    In the episode “Seriously”, did you notice the guys license plate said “St34L3R” for Stealer

  • @mynameisjoedahand3008
    @mynameisjoedahand3008 3 роки тому +18

    I for real laughed for 15 minutes straight when they buy took his parking spot.

  • @JustFusin-sg5mm
    @JustFusin-sg5mm 4 роки тому +344

    2:20 all of this could have been prevented if the kid had videogames.

  • @lochanbroth290
    @lochanbroth290 5 років тому +680

    Captions: Music
    Deaf Person:

    • @maddievtl
      @maddievtl 5 років тому +6

      *Deaf person:* “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @commenteee7291
      @commenteee7291 5 років тому +2

      Maddie Fraga sorry to be a nerd but I’m.. deaf people can’t talk..

    • @iMic
      @iMic 5 років тому +4

      @@commenteee7291 aint Mute people that are supposed to not be able to talk?

    • @laughtrack2269
      @laughtrack2269 4 роки тому

      @@commenteee7291 yes they can lol

    • @cadenhester5169
      @cadenhester5169 4 роки тому +1

      12:04 what's that mean in the back

  • @user-ot2gt3sg5m
    @user-ot2gt3sg5m 3 роки тому +6

    0:44 the antivax kid

  • @kamalaittah485
    @kamalaittah485 3 роки тому +3

    The zombie one cracks me up every single time.

  • @asdgreersf
    @asdgreersf 4 роки тому +189

    12:08 When he says that his dog is his eyes, *he literally means he is his eyes*

    • @pureanarchy257
      @pureanarchy257 4 роки тому

      I know I AM the dog *Duke did you say somthin

    • @byronadamjones
      @byronadamjones 4 роки тому

      Yeah the end of that one wassssssssssssss weirdddddd

    • @AB-rn6cq
      @AB-rn6cq Місяць тому

      Man of culture 😂

  • @skinny30
    @skinny30 5 років тому +305

    7:40 This is how Red Dead Redemption 3 Will end

  • @DMS0316
    @DMS0316 Рік тому +2

    "seriously" is my favorite skit ever

  • @FistedClown
    @FistedClown 3 роки тому +6

    3:36 who else thought the Halo theme was about to play

  • @shutuphyooojrit
    @shutuphyooojrit 5 років тому +680

    Let’s take a moment of silence for Tex..

  • @cuboidham
    @cuboidham 4 роки тому +700

    y’all talking about tumblebutts, but sleeping on the SCP Energy held by the Rainy Days book

  • @cheesewhiz1000
    @cheesewhiz1000 3 роки тому +2

    The music in the homestead is actually good

  • @0_403
    @0_403 3 роки тому +2

    13:41 when the robbers better customer service Than the Employees

  • @clu3less696
    @clu3less696 5 років тому +754

    The tumble butts was kinda sad when the father became one and he had to leave his family behind

  • @anushkapatil935
    @anushkapatil935 4 роки тому +317

    Why did they portray Michaelangelo as a human? He is clearly a turtle
    Edit : IT'S A FUCKING JOKE

  • @zohakuten2336
    @zohakuten2336 3 роки тому +7

    Person: googles flu symptoms.
    Google: first skit-

  • @guarianforttress
    @guarianforttress 3 роки тому +3

    Kevin Murphy is a comedy legend. Glad these guys got him on here. :)

  • @campbellfox2138
    @campbellfox2138 5 років тому +299

    8:55
    how did the son get out of the cellar if the dad barred it from the outside?

    • @hannahbeck6965
      @hannahbeck6965 4 роки тому +8

      Magic

    • @flair4fire902
      @flair4fire902 4 роки тому +2

      Yeup

    • @aelloner
      @aelloner 4 роки тому +1

      Logic

    • @getsumi9206
      @getsumi9206 4 роки тому +18

      its made of wood so he just have to keep hitting it with something hard enough wich migh be an hammer and the wood that block the door will break

    • @AndyACD
      @AndyACD 4 роки тому +1

      Hacks
      Wall hqcks

  • @pizza6383
    @pizza6383 5 років тому +2227

    Who wrote the lyrics of the first song because ITS SO GENIUS

    • @fsdfsdfsdfsdf8631
      @fsdfsdfsdfsdf8631 5 років тому +41

      Me.
      Totally not lyin

    • @drxx2410
      @drxx2410 5 років тому +31

      That's me when I go to the doctors office

    • @kianjones4949
      @kianjones4949 5 років тому +14

      John Wang yea the song is brilliant

    • @mrtman8779
      @mrtman8779 5 років тому +13

      www.google.com/amp/s/genius.com/amp/Cyanide-and-happiness-lab-results-lyrics

    • @idontpicknames
      @idontpicknames 5 років тому +3

      Yhhjk. Ch 7yshdskggguyuubutfgu i'l yt8y

  • @Cratacus
    @Cratacus 3 роки тому +4

    “IS THIS ALL YOU BOUGHT???”
    Well i mean... didnt see you stock anything lady, at least he lightened the mood

  • @HydroDredge
    @HydroDredge 3 роки тому +5

    16:18 anybody hear pp music?

  • @niccibigbird8016
    @niccibigbird8016 5 років тому +392

    The first one was freaking brilliant! I actually loved it! Need to memorize it...

    • @flyingfatpig6742
      @flyingfatpig6742 5 років тому

      Nicci BigBird lol

    • @umaresakana
      @umaresakana 5 років тому +5

      Turn the fuckin subtitle on. I swear. I SWEAR!!!!

    • @anonymousshithead7423
      @anonymousshithead7423 5 років тому +1

      I mean they were copying a different song

    • @daraudobong7195
      @daraudobong7195 5 років тому

      RK AK which song?

    • @ggnore258
      @ggnore258 5 років тому

      @@daraudobong7195 Modern Major General ua-cam.com/video/Z2OcbeGqbpU/v-deo.html

  • @unicornanimatesme3310
    @unicornanimatesme3310 5 років тому +483

    The tumble butts ere depressing af

  • @manisoltani8535
    @manisoltani8535 3 роки тому +4

    5:31 the bus sign ...

  • @coolpants4590
    @coolpants4590 3 роки тому +6

    1:16 put on captions and it says “*realizing you’re 50 shades of 54ck*”

  • @thepurpleman119
    @thepurpleman119 5 років тому +1720

    *Tex you won’t be forgotten*
    To Tex 🍺

  • @thomasraymond7912
    @thomasraymond7912 4 роки тому +153

    The doctor at the beginning is the best, I want him as my doctor.

  • @SamwiseOutdoors
    @SamwiseOutdoors 20 днів тому

    Kevin Murphy guesting on C&H is exactly what I needed today.

  • @kushalgowda2419
    @kushalgowda2419 3 роки тому +1

    This channel never fails to bore us!!! The best!!!

  • @calebpoulter8644
    @calebpoulter8644 4 роки тому +93

    The homestead is the most beautiful of the cyanide and happiness show.

  • @violentturnip
    @violentturnip 5 років тому +147

    That violin in the homestead was low-key epic

  • @nickroscoe4902
    @nickroscoe4902 3 роки тому +2

    The homestead was insanely good

  • @supremestv
    @supremestv 3 роки тому +5

    For the soup you always have to make sure you’ve got a spot. Or just leave it in the microwave to cool for a bit

  • @hydrogenone4926
    @hydrogenone4926 7 років тому +157

    "OH MICHELANGELO"

    • @mohamadfaris4057
      @mohamadfaris4057 7 років тому +9

      Hydrogen One 4:14 the leaf on his dick lmao

    • @NoamN
      @NoamN 7 років тому +1

      Catrina Katayuki didn't "see" that

  • @witheringgamer3686
    @witheringgamer3686 5 років тому +526

    Showed the first one to my aunt who is a nurse.
    *SHE LOVED IT*

  • @VintPart2
    @VintPart2 3 роки тому +1

    5:15 guy sounds sort of like Tweek from South Park

  • @skaladarrellgodeater1070
    @skaladarrellgodeater1070 2 роки тому

    That s why I love Cyanide&Happiness

  • @lucas_puncas250
    @lucas_puncas250 3 роки тому +410

    the tumble buts clip is litterally the funniest thing
    PS: i love how they put veeery dramatic music asswell.
    Edit:332 likes! Thx guys

  • @EnderMissile
    @EnderMissile 7 років тому +467

    If the first one "Lab Results" was on iTunes, I would get it for sure

  • @mythicalfox2371
    @mythicalfox2371 2 роки тому

    yt dont ever take this stuff away its the best iv ever seen

  • @cyrusmalvecino5956
    @cyrusmalvecino5956 3 роки тому

    That start is awesome

  • @spinach1793
    @spinach1793 5 років тому +702

    To the best cowboy ever.
    TO TEX🍺🍺

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 7 років тому +1364

    This video is just what *_the doctor prescribed..._*

    • @fatorangebastard
      @fatorangebastard 7 років тому +25

      PowahSlap Entertainmint
      *my prescription is bleach*

    • @CloroxBleach-ob2jm
      @CloroxBleach-ob2jm 7 років тому +24

      Straight Outta The Border
      im Here.

    • @Susan-pi9bm
      @Susan-pi9bm 7 років тому +12

      Clorox Bleach brothers?

    • @Ace-vn3kc
      @Ace-vn3kc 7 років тому +6

      Clorox Bleach no not today my good friend

    • @DoubleAron77
      @DoubleAron77 7 років тому

      Clorox Bleach sure

  • @Reddotdante
    @Reddotdante 11 місяців тому

    I remember watching all these 12 years ago this is so nostalgic istg

  • @Charlamagne666
    @Charlamagne666 4 місяці тому

    The homestead was my favorite. Shows the struggles of a father to protect his family. Also twas funny 😂

  • @guessilldie5532
    @guessilldie5532 5 років тому +471

    to the best space viking cowboy out there!
    TO TEX! 🍺⚔

    • @wolfmaster6044
      @wolfmaster6044 5 років тому +4

      See you with our lord pal. TO TEX🍺

    • @splishroyal9469
      @splishroyal9469 5 років тому +2

      🍻

    • @J.L.Y
      @J.L.Y 5 років тому +5

      TO TEX! 🍻👨🏻‍🚀⚔️🗡

    • @HaloPlay100
      @HaloPlay100 5 років тому +5

      I dunno if I'm right, but the caption at the bottom looked quite similar to the one in Cowboy Bebop.

    • @theseepingcicada8448
      @theseepingcicada8448 5 років тому +5

      To Tex 🍻 🤠 👨‍🚀 ⚔️

  • @luvscxrs8606
    @luvscxrs8606 5 років тому +131

    12:02 The guy behind the blind man is clearly walking in front of the car lmao

  • @Gopnik57
    @Gopnik57 3 роки тому

    Love the small Cowboy Bebop reference :D

  • @garrisonyes1764
    @garrisonyes1764 2 роки тому

    Seriously was probably one of the scariest yet funniest thing I've seen you guys throw out on here

  • @aninternetexplorer4757
    @aninternetexplorer4757 6 років тому +351

    These are so dark and twisted....but also funny!

    • @twistedfoxy3228
      @twistedfoxy3228 6 років тому

      Fæl you're YEAH

    • @user-do9py1zn2r
      @user-do9py1zn2r 5 років тому +1

      Sometimes funny needs to be dark and twisted lmao

    • @awfullygenericname6783
      @awfullygenericname6783 5 років тому

      Fæl you're
      No shit Sherlock. That’s why it’s called cyanide and happiness AKA: Twistedness and happiness

    • @jordinnebula1403
      @jordinnebula1403 5 років тому

      phung tran Yor dum

    • @AJ84291
      @AJ84291 5 років тому

      or you could say cyanide + happiness XD

  • @rehydratedboio4272
    @rehydratedboio4272 4 роки тому +5447

    How much weed do you guys smoke before making these shorts

  • @salazarmk2749
    @salazarmk2749 3 роки тому

    This guys dark humor keeps hooked at 3 am

  • @fatshibe787
    @fatshibe787 3 роки тому +1

    "Your cells have no chromosomes"
    Bro how do you exist