Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #25
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- Опубліковано 24 вер 2019
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Time for a new Compilation!
Cyanide and Happiness delivers daily comics to your face-hole on explosm.net since 2005!
Shorts:
Remains
Chivalry
Who is Mothman?
Mr. Cobbler's Neighborhood
Lifeline
The Park
The Park 2
Blind Date
Bowling Night
Gun Fight
Agent 7: Part 2
Half Off - Комедії
"He did it, he destroyed half of Everything"
"Don't you mean half of all life"
"No... Half of Everything"
Well this seems like a *Half-Life*
There is no limit to my power
I CUT IT IN HALF
COMEDY DIAMONDS
“He did it, he des
“Don’t you mean ha
“No... Half o
u can see the rudy gravestone at 7:51 in the background
JustMilk DISRESPECTING ASS TEACHER ASS FRUIT TREE PICKIN ASS MUSTARD STAIN ON YA SHIRT ASS MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST ASS MAN EVER
What happened to the orange tree?
Megatechtonic It hadn't grown yet
Aw his rude orange tree ain't grown in yet.
Rudy
He had a bitchass life
I'm... surprised no one died in the gun fight. I genuinely expected someone getting shot accidentally. Well done Explosm.
I expected someone's head to get caved in by a hunk of metal.
It was a lot safer than expected
Hahaha it was funny
How can these guys get killed by literally anything, but tossing around presumably loaded guns around and nobody gets a single cut
“I can tell you where the family gold is buried!” “Shut up! There’s $500 on the line!” 🤣
om- XD
@@rainbowkidssongs5741 TBF if he won the $500 that would be his and his alone
if his grandma told him where the treasure was buried then anyone who watched the show in time or was there on the show could claim it so I think me made the right choice
@@treeamble585 good point
@@treeamble585 good point
I thought she said family goat
i love it when moth man just flaps around the room.
That wasn't Mothman that was milfred
That was funny
milfred is the best thing omg
"Tea please Milfred"
Vortex YT it wasn’t mothman it was Milfred
Can we talk about how that old guy had no blood or guts on him
Deedee Diallo Wich time stamp
0:53
His boat is under the helicopter duh
Deedee Diallo tell me why I busted out laughing I’m going to hell
Raccoon503 oh no I did the same he’ll time for me.
I feel bad for the scientist, honestly. He lost his cat, tried to suicide but lost his son accidentally and now hes locked in some kind of underground room without anything to help and just waiting to die from starvation...
Same
It really disturbed me, what a hell before dying. The cries of dispar at the end made me tear up
Lmao noob
Dehydration would be the big problem 😬 as long as he doesn't want to drink his soon 🤢
Nah cause the agent said he would come back next week
16:35 - 😆, His tie's cut in-half, too.
6:55 "I'm not old.. I'm dead!"
*DAMNIT GRAMMA*
@bunnybales there are subtitles on the vid
Eat Your Cereal I think that was sarcastic, because the comment was pointing out the obvious, then again, maybe your being sarcastic to his sarcasm. Sarception?
@bunnybales ur deaf so uh do u use hearing aids or no because if no you wouldn't be able to type
or is it a joke
“The entire universe? I’ll cut it in half!”
How did the guy cut universes in half
Thanos Simulator 2019
Angel C. Perfectly balanced
Supreme Wavee as all things should be
And fix it with only flex tape!
"What about your butler?"
"You mean, milfred?"
*loud crashing noises*
What about him
-flaps Insanely-
slap slap slap slap
*S L A P*
I don’t get it but still I’m going to like
*You know you’ve achieved everything in life when you can predict the ending of a cyanide and happiness show*
They created the simps lol
I have
THEN I HAVE ACHIEVED EVERYTHING
Impossible
Nope I did I predicted the final one on show 23
"I know where the gold is buried"
"Shut up grandma!! It's 500 dollars on the line!!"
Josiah Jones omg I thought I was the only one that heard that 👌
Everyone else would've heard about the gold tho.
Noot your business I was just saying because at the time there was no other comments saying anything about that.
i guess we will never know...
what he was going to do with that 500$
Mike Caul jjjjjjjjjjjjj
_Everybody gangsta til the strong birb starts running_
*GIVE ME DA BREAD*
The strong bird skip legs day
mrawesome 0900 that malady one tho 😆
I want the bred
nah that was an actual horror movie i for once was feeling for the character
3:12
When the P.E teacher tells u to do more jumping jacks
**intense vibrating and flapping**
1:27 you go into discord and say “I’m a girl”
correction 1:47
@@tanneatha123 wait, what about 1:47 ?
@@gem4036 you’re probably too young to kneo
1:27 what simps
That's a man not a girl
I love how when Mr. Cupcakes exploded in the agent 7 scene, there was more blood than when Trolley Tom killed the entire Cyanide and Happiness fanbase.
It's because most of the Cyanide and Happiness fanbase lack hearts.
Tram sam did that
True
_”Welcome to! Big ass mosquito park!”_
Welcome to normal ass dinosaur park
Welcome to a normal ass park
....l'll go home
That was honestly terrifying holy shit....
We never said the bugs here in Australia didn’t look like that.
Dead Grandma: “I need to tell you where the family gold is buried!”
Guy: “Damn it grandma 500 bucks is on the line!”
Best part of it!
He was just to desperate to notice.
I wonder where lol
@@1un465 that’s the joke
He was to bust to notice that’s surprising cuz I would have listened to her
I love how mothman just has a completely blank stare as he causes hundreds worth of property damage
mothson pays for the damages
He’s so fucken sexy
Video was originally 35:54 but got cut in half
Shouldve used flex tape
Burger With Fries dude if you touch the time it will multiply it by 2
Absolutely underrated comment.
*Balance like every thing should be*
Nice math there!
Dr Strange: You can't split the universe in half...
Thanos: THERE'S NO LIMIT TO MY POWER! I'LL CUT IT IN HALF!
Thanos: *WHOO!!!*
Shaggy: where’s scooby
Thanos:*starts sweating out of fear
THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE
Macaroni Bukkaki @top.comment.god
@@terminatroll-_-3269 we are gonna need more flex tape and sealer for this one....
3:19
*Mildred breaking the cup*
I have never laughed so hard in my life
I love that you could hear the shattered pieces of the teacup when he tasted his lips.
I refuse to believe that a giant man stealing a kid’s mom ISN’T an Attack on Titan reference
well believe it (naruto reference)
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT YASSSSS
sarrou Marbeu finally! Another fanboy/girl! Our friendship shall be legendary! XD
i bet she went like aaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh (dbz reference)
Yes
*I can cut anything in half*
*Thanos: Am I Joke to you?*
Yes
Psyche Ninja Hahaha.....Cut in half. 🎶 Hardcore music
@@jenniferfranco8263 Bu du bu duh buh dum bum bom.
Thanos: disintegrated half the population of everything
Man: literally cuts everything in half, even the universe
Me:Thanos, I'm afraid I'm gonna let u go.
Thanos:why?
Me:i found a replacement and he's a very cool cutter he can cut anything in half including the universe
*Thanos cries*
(Edit:I thought I wanted to do that)
"He lost his cat, he lost his son... He has nothing now left...."
I feel his saddness so hard... Q - Q
Quite an Origin story
And stuck strapped down to a metal table, to just sit in his son's blood. As it slowly cools and then dries.
Definitely not coming out of that without being twisted. If found and freed at all.
Well... Even more twisted than a supervillain with his own high powered laser and secret base, which he uses to torture/kill people.
Never felt bad for a villain before
@@KeeArlovv I have
And he has to wait a week before being free
I love how the Half off short comes right after the Agent 7 one where the cat gets fucking cut in half
😀
Cat get cut in half? brutal, where?
Fatallity
Well it is a cyanide and happiness video soooo yeah it it’s always dark humor
THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MY POWER
Grandma: "I-i-i Need to tell you where the family gold is buried." Grandson- "THERE'S 500 DOLLARS ON THE LINE GRANDMA!!" 😂😂😂
"THERE IS NO LIMIT. TO. MY. POWER!! I'LL CUT IT IN HALF!!!"
Flex Tape: Finally... a worthy opponent.... OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!!!
"THERE IS NO LIMIT. TO. MY. PO
Atom was like
Test me bitch I dare you
Thanos: Now this, puts a smile on my face.
10 ten people that can beat thanos with or without infinity gauntlet
Nobody:
Cyanide & Happiness: literally spongebob intro song 12:24
11:08 when your mom comes in the room while watching this
This show has me dying every time I watch
As long as Puratony s2 comes out then im happy
Must be the cyanide talkin
TURKEYLEG TV yami from black clover
Devion Butler asta=pasta
Hey, 600 likes.
“Time to eat, everyone!”
“He’s going to eat everyone!”
Remember your commas, kids
Edit: I messed up spelling, i feel ashamed
I need to remember to have a coma? Dayum.
I had a pretty nice coma last week
@@gene4438 I drank my body weight in beer last week. One of the best comas of my life, ma boi!
How does one speak a comma
Information not clear. Now I think I'm a comma.
4:48 On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the Titans and were disgraced to live in these cages we called walls...
Is Nobody Gonna Talk about The Grandma saying- I Need to Tell you where the Family Gold is Buried, 7:02
7:48 did anyone else see Rudy’s grave in the background
I was trying to look for a normal grave then i looked to the left and Saw his grave lmao
Weres the orange ( fruit ) tree
@@crushr8187 yEa
I didn’t realize that 👁👄👁
@@crushr8187 i mean this scene can be before the tree started growing
1:28-1:41 the way how they said “my lady”
Like the seagulls in finding nemo
My lady my lady my lady my lady my lady my lady
Yeah...
Reminds me of
MINe-MIENMINEMIEBMIEN
15:30 I felt bad for him he lost his son and his cat 💯
5:38 look left upper corner, there sits “the bowling master”
At least it’s something different than the Rudy’s grave
Wow didn't realize
That mothman one is a masterpiece
When I first heard moth man it sounded like Meth man
*He protect*
*He attack*
*But most importantly he cut in half*
I felt myself nod an approving nod when he cut the kids apart and everyone clapped.. what the hell man 😂
“Every one gets their own dimension, the Mormons were right” 😂😂
I mean she’s right
The part about cutting the commercial in half
Went like
“Think this commercial is too long? Cut it in ha(as plays)lf” 😂
I got a ad while him saying it
Scooter Clips And Vlogs then he will half to make it in half
Ahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha
king crimson
10:07 ight ima head out
lmao, thats me after a smoke session wit the homies
14:02 looks like a freaking baby’s head lmao I can’t stop laughing
4:50 “On that day, puppet town received a grim reminder...”
Snk 😗👌🏻
7:21 "the Mormon were right"
Am I hearing it right? Hahaha
Hades Love13 yeno
Yes
The coordinates
7:48 there's rudys grave in the back so maybe John is rudys grandson
Or they're just in the same universe
On the grandma gravestone it says bertrude so ya
@@sovietunion4839 yeah,bert *RUDE*
Afro they all are
14:29 Jeez that moment
Cut in half oscar: *cuts atom and splits the galaxy in half*
Me: *HES TO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE*
“There is no limit TO MY POWER!” This made me laugh for like two minutes straight 😂😂
@nathan perez no need to be a bitch about nothing
17:15 when you open a tightly shut bottle that someone handed to you.
Yes.
Yes, yes indeed.
I love how I can just constantly watch these and still laugh
The one with the villain and cat made me so sad
His wordless scream of anguish gets me every time
15:24: when my mom wakes me up for school
Producer: let's make money with compilations of old episodes.
Creator: how many do you want?
Producer: YES!
No ads.
Says the guy who is still using shitty old memes
@@leKageBunshin they really aren't tho
dark shark soul the nobody: meme is starting to get annoying and old
@@teddi4519 the nobody: the nobody part really wasn't necessary but I get what u mean it is getting a little old but it doesn't mean that guy just gets to hate on him because he said something he thought was funny.
3:16 slaps of fury 😂
13:52 imagine that every time u pick up a bowling ball, it’s made out of a bowling master’s head😱😱😱
Who else was expecting a park full of rolling ember instead of big ass mosquitoes?
That was part 3
3:11 This part had me Dying
The Park 2 is the funniest episode I’ve ever seen, good work! The facial expressions were comedy gold.
When your on a date but there’s someone way hotter a table over 11:06
Yall be scared to moan in yo girl ear
Where as for me I be like 15:23
This needs way more likes
nice
Lmfao
Eeeew
I didn't ask
14:27 holy shit, that caught me off guard
Could you imagine if it was just a huge laser pointer and the doctor got angry at the cat for showing the agent it's not real so he can no longer use it to scare him for information
gui ug iyggibbgyibiybg ikr,,, aaaaa poor cat hhhhhhh
I feel so bad for the dude
The only thing more important to a supervillian than killing his nemesis is his cat.
Edit:Wait doesn't the super hero or villian normally have some crazy smart guy with a cloning machine or something?
That metal riff for the cut it in half commercial is lit.
Any idea what song it’s from or who it’s from?
@@omegaknox6354 No idea. I pulled a 17 second audio from the end of the video and tried to do a search for it online, but I got no results.
That chivalry one really made me laugh 😂😂😂😂
That atom cut got me way too good lmao, I was like OH NO DONT DO IT MAN
11:05
This is what it felt like in nuketown as a paranoid 8 year old thinking they were watching me
Ssundee Dudes guess what in bo3 not only are they watching you but they attack you
That cat captain cuddles had so much blood damn
Am I the only one who had an urge to watch these again?
The last time he said "cut it in half" i got a ad, just perfect timing
15:25
It is Wednesdays my dudes.
*MUST BE A MONDAYYYYYY*
Bruh
Bruh
@@georgerabus9314 bruh
@@hrisxp7498 bruh
I was expecting the mosquitoe holding the professor to be eaten at the end of that sketch. Would have been fitting.
Half off ad: “think this ad is too long? cut it in ha-“
Actual ad: “half price off-“
15:49 : _exists_
*_Thanos wants to know your location_*
lol lmfaooo
"I need to tell you where the family gold is"
Wait what
5:13 mr cobbler just starts singing like a madlad after deystorying the town
3:15 made me laugh super hard
They need to make a subreddit where we can post our own ideas
Great idea
“Everyone gets their own dimension, the Mormons were right” 😂 😂 😂
She’s right
@@StellarLimpkin found the Mormon guy
Any Deceased Stand User: 17:14
jojo reference
Therapist:Buff bird isn't real.....he cant hurt you.....
Buff burd: 0:14
Heh, just noticed in the chivalry video,
“I bet she’s gay!”
What was your first clue genius? XD
Right...stfu
@@cherenkovsradiation4990 Right.... Idk
Probably not the last part
SerenityM16 she’s lesbian
Two wheel ted Z r/imverysmart
"Do you want to know what there is in the other world? & where the russians hid the gold?"
"Shut up Grandma, it's 500$ on the line! :O "
0:55 sad plot twist: *he never caught a fish*
This is probably my favorite of the compilations so far.
I died laughing at 17:15 😂🤣😂🤣
“There’s no limit to my power, I’ll cut it in hal.................” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
and this, kids, is what stupid looks like
thanos
@@certifiedcoolguy583 no look in mirror
You think this compilation is too long *I'll CUT IT IN HALF!*
Jay Gamer If only you could cut the amount of compilations in half
69 likes YES
And fix it with flex tape!
1:09 watch out here come the simps
Prisoner: Picks up gun
*Imagine what would happen if he ACTUALLY used it*
“THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MY POWER” - half man Johnson
It's half off Oscar,not half man johnson
3:16 Me when I try to interact with people
Relatable
Relatable
Damn, I find it funny when billions die but you can't just kill Captain Cupcakes like that.
when you realize that 90% of the damage was not from mr cobbler but the panic caused
When she say "my parents aren't home" 3:27
Lmao
This just made my day
How does she know your parents are gone?
It’s her parents how would she not know 🤦🏾♂️
@@sleepykumo4291 you said "when she said 'MY' parent arent home" not "his parent"
me: sees bird buffed up*birds begging for a piece of bread* *me starts running*
Coach:*Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaankkk*
"Shoot the damn Tank!"
M' Lady just walked the entire Atlantic Ocean without a break 💪
Who else thought in the gunfight animation someone was gonna get shot
Me: needs to fart in class
my body: go ahead, ill make it quiet
the fart: 15:25
Just hold it in, the fart will get absorbed into the body and the gas will get exhaled, so you will have literal... fart breath
@@halamadruuid2380 now,this is epic
me needs to fart in class
my brain: just do it it wont be big
the fart: 10:00
😄