Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #19

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  • @rock7450
    @rock7450 5 років тому +2245

    they had me at "no don't poke him Robert"

  • @miyowthesinner
    @miyowthesinner 5 років тому +2326

    The last one is very deep and full of meaning.
    "The real treasure here was friendship"

    • @lorddibbles372
      @lorddibbles372 5 років тому +188

      No the real treasure be treasure

    • @thegreatavery1364
      @thegreatavery1364 5 років тому +47

      They fought for the picture

    • @maykesilver___
      @maykesilver___ 5 років тому +40

      I'm still wondering: HOW THE HELL DID THEY BEGIN HITTING THEM EVEN KNOWING WHAT INSIDE THE BOX WAS A PHOTO!? And why no one remembered that picture being that it must have been a trip that they made themselves and so took that picture

    • @HunkyRichard
      @HunkyRichard 5 років тому +13

      I think you missed out on the part where the wimp got shot.

    • @CookinWithLeland
      @CookinWithLeland 4 роки тому +13

      No the real treasure be treasure *bang*

  • @misshuntress6627
    @misshuntress6627 4 роки тому +999

    “ no don’t poke him rob-“ that killed me lol

    • @ok-bo8ml
      @ok-bo8ml 3 роки тому +7

      oh no, rip :(

    • @theunknown5564
      @theunknown5564 3 роки тому +7

      Your comment is as old as a new born

    • @thedogethatgames
      @thedogethatgames 3 роки тому +2

      @@theunknown5564 Does that really matter?

    • @WildSideGaming-up9gw
      @WildSideGaming-up9gw 3 роки тому +2

      Same 😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @KnellMortem
      @KnellMortem 3 роки тому +8

      @@theunknown5564 no, I’m fairly certain newborns are a little younger than one year old.

  • @joegun4259
    @joegun4259 4 роки тому +1610

    Everybody gangsta till the bathroom bullies over populate the earth.

  • @左昕-i6g
    @左昕-i6g 5 років тому +790

    He didn’t spit the spiders right in the bugger’s face, what a gentleman

    • @archerkurokami9320
      @archerkurokami9320 4 роки тому +15

      That's gonna BUG me

    • @pakkunen8491
      @pakkunen8491 4 роки тому +4

      Ha..Ha...Ha..Ha...Ha..Ha...

    • @rotz394
      @rotz394 4 роки тому +5

      Ypur usage of British swear words was quite ungentlemanlike, and I do not approve. Good day!

    • @ChristopherGingrich
      @ChristopherGingrich 4 роки тому +3

      I would have French kissed him

  • @allenlewis5689
    @allenlewis5689 5 років тому +1895

    *GASP* The credits revealed Batmann's true identity!

    • @airwiki
      @airwiki 5 років тому +1

      Yes, Many more.

    • @nathanm8792
      @nathanm8792 5 років тому +5

      I always knew that it was penis man

    • @deaddave9739
      @deaddave9739 4 роки тому

      Finnish Farming its Batman not battman

    • @liper7758
      @liper7758 4 роки тому

      @@juku619 its batman

    • @itsadog7613
      @itsadog7613 4 роки тому

      liper dinko r/woooosh

  • @r8revolvergaming
    @r8revolvergaming 4 роки тому +1409

    Ladder is the strongest weapon and a tool in this universe.

  • @kevin-uu3il
    @kevin-uu3il 4 роки тому +299

    I love how John Battman says "I don't have a phone" although you can clearly see a phone on his belt

    • @stormkelleh
      @stormkelleh 2 роки тому

      … did you just confuse a stapler to a cell phone… for real? Cause I’m about to put a light in a cloud on your do badden butt

    • @InkheartVO
      @InkheartVO 2 роки тому +4

      S t a p l e r p h o n e

  • @ryancarter2959
    @ryancarter2959 5 років тому +3371

    I feel like I’m having a damn stroke with the John Battman clip

    • @maxpro4912
      @maxpro4912 5 років тому +16

      Terroristsr44hh4u44yy4y44h44h4herbert

    • @franny2631
      @franny2631 5 років тому +21

      Omg that made me laugh and cry😂😅

    • @kainenwright2907
      @kainenwright2907 5 років тому +49

      *he’ll just take it from your pUrSe or BaNk*

    • @wenlovejoy
      @wenlovejoy 5 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @mrwow1667
      @mrwow1667 5 років тому +19

      No don’t poke him-

  • @pleasehelpmewithmylife9953
    @pleasehelpmewithmylife9953 6 років тому +474

    3:20 NO DONT POKE HIM ROBERT

  • @jimbrialinnocent3633
    @jimbrialinnocent3633 4 роки тому +337

    He knew about the ladders. He knew and we didn't listen.

  • @joshcarter2310
    @joshcarter2310 4 роки тому +240

    "You eat an average of one spider every night"
    How long has he been in that room?

    • @markhunter3533
      @markhunter3533 3 роки тому +6

      Or how many spiders did they make him eat.

    • @Above965
      @Above965 3 роки тому +1

      But are tarantulas worse?

  • @HOLYAGENTOFGOD
    @HOLYAGENTOFGOD 5 років тому +3008

    No don’t poke him Robert-

  • @nicholaswood6522
    @nicholaswood6522 5 років тому +680

    "what do you get when you cross your DAD... with a bad attitude?"
    A bad-daditude

  • @crocmint4246
    @crocmint4246 7 років тому +653

    "No don't poke him ro-"
    That part killed me 😂

  • @meganw4887
    @meganw4887 4 роки тому +107

    12:08 I love it how the nurse is just standing there smiling like nothings wrong
    Like 🙂 ah yes a dude screaming after he just burst back to life

    • @daxbroussard1411
      @daxbroussard1411 2 роки тому +6

      Well like she said “They all do that”

    • @yuuotosaka1613
      @yuuotosaka1613 2 роки тому +1

      @@daxbroussard1411 then she just slowly laugh at it

  • @babyface_vaeh1469
    @babyface_vaeh1469 6 років тому +653

    "I don't have a phone so put a light in a cloud" 😂😂😂😂

    • @rhondabowling
      @rhondabowling 5 років тому +1

      100th like say "sub to pewdiepie" in a video

    • @lilaxeree3621
      @lilaxeree3621 5 років тому +5

      I dont have a light so put a phone in the sky

    • @ispeakforthebeans
      @ispeakforthebeans 5 років тому +2

      I don't have a cloud so put a light in the phone

    • @susanmartinez8028
      @susanmartinez8028 5 років тому +1

      LOL

    • @Mvn1x
      @Mvn1x 5 років тому

      Babyface_Vaeh ur not cute ur just odd or weird I’m not subbing

  • @xXageraXx
    @xXageraXx 6 років тому +1220

    An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough

  • @fsyoutube4099
    @fsyoutube4099 5 років тому +1383

    Imagine how long that ladder journey would actually take tho

    • @Thatguy-vu5iu
      @Thatguy-vu5iu 5 років тому +176

      @Christian Plønd Nielsen 7Z Vestre Skole let's say they were superhumans who don't need oxygen, knowing that the closest place in the known universe that can possibly contain life is 4.2 light years away, traveling at mach 30 would take around 18000 years to travel 1 light year, so you would times 18000 whatever the number is by mach 30 and it would be around 650 million years to travel 1 light year, times that by 4.2 and you get around 2.6 billion years. Rough estimate is that it would take that long, now the fact that they manage to find a completely different reality where ladders are sentient would probably mean that somewhere along their travels they found a black hole or some anomaly that teleported them to that existence. Now the nearest black hole is within 27000 light years away so if we do the same estimate maths as earlier it would take them 17.5 quadrillion years to reach the one at the centre of our galaxy. By that time it would have moved or died out so i would say they either came across a 1 in 9 to the power of 99999999 chance of coming across that at any given time within their journey.
      So basically they are either gods or immortal super beings with a luck x 1 billion enhancement or something along those lines.

    • @thehuyto
      @thehuyto 5 років тому +28

      @@Thatguy-vu5iu the ladder is magical, magic ladders make it garunteed to go to the ladder planet when you enter a black hole, so no luck required.

    • @mr.sweden7495
      @mr.sweden7495 5 років тому +5

      4minutes

    • @kingtreedede7303
      @kingtreedede7303 5 років тому +1

      FS UA-cam maybe some minutes

    • @Johnhorsey
      @Johnhorsey 5 років тому +2

      DeeRL nah they just got a ladder

  • @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr
    @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr 4 роки тому +900

    First words-
    *Starts wholesome*
    Me: I don’t like this
    *Grandpa goes crazy*
    Me: There it is!

    • @squidman4593
      @squidman4593 4 роки тому +10

      Kid: Mo-Mom!
      Dad: And everyone else!!!

    • @Sebas-dm4zz
      @Sebas-dm4zz 4 роки тому +9

      Nothing, nothing!!!!!!

    • @Mako.15968
      @Mako.15968 4 роки тому

      Their is nothing at all 😨🔪

    • @Mako.15968
      @Mako.15968 4 роки тому +1

      SIKE YALL THOUGHT HEHE I BELIEVE IN GOD 👁👄👁

    • @thatkidcgonzo
      @thatkidcgonzo 4 роки тому +7

      @@Mako.15968 Apparently you don't believe in grammar either lol

  • @thewatcher2305
    @thewatcher2305 5 років тому +388

    I sear every so often they give us a short that’s not comedic at all but really deep and emotional.

    • @Wavgun3k
      @Wavgun3k 5 років тому +15

      On the ladder one, if they needed someone to hold the ladder on Earth, why was it standing upright perfectly on the Ladder World?

    • @thewatcher2305
      @thewatcher2305 5 років тому +9

      Kamrynn Anderson gravity must have been different on the ladder planet.

    • @Wavgun3k
      @Wavgun3k 5 років тому

      THAT WAS MY BROTHER!!!!!!

    • @Wavgun3k
      @Wavgun3k 5 років тому

      The Watcher oh

    • @yellowcactustvz4929
      @yellowcactustvz4929 4 роки тому +1

      No

  • @iZayaXVII
    @iZayaXVII 5 років тому +256

    Son: mom MOM!
    Dad: and everyone else😁

  • @hmmyesinteresting
    @hmmyesinteresting 7 років тому +2007

    My weekend has been blessed.

  • @wubba_lubba_dub_dub
    @wubba_lubba_dub_dub 4 роки тому +64

    10:48 that guy in the back laughing lmao 😆

  • @mcmoistyboi4662
    @mcmoistyboi4662 5 років тому +252

    That school bully one. I'm not sure if it was meant to be this way, but it felt so nice

  • @Dominator-xi7zy
    @Dominator-xi7zy 6 років тому +274

    The last bit actually has a story... I like it

    • @drflaggstaff9008
      @drflaggstaff9008 5 років тому +2

      .............. an intentionally shoddy rendition of an overdone 90's movie concept doesn't count as 'story'

    • @moriahsheltonfilms
      @moriahsheltonfilms 5 років тому +1

      @@drflaggstaff9008 what

    • @Grugh
      @Grugh 5 років тому +1

      Animated Hawk 383 I understand stand it and all but if you bring IQ into conversation
      1) you sound like a ass
      2) you’re probably not the smartest either

    • @walterwhite5812
      @walterwhite5812 5 років тому

      Animated Hawk 383 I LOVE rick and morty

    • @NovaNova-wc9bb
      @NovaNova-wc9bb 5 років тому

      @@AnimatedHawk383I must say some people in the comment section have prepostutius grammar quite innovative if them to expand there English lexicon by making up their silly words I must say bravo.

  • @yukiplays1070
    @yukiplays1070 4 роки тому +141

    “HahA! ThEy AlL dO tHaT!”

  • @fishiersticks
    @fishiersticks 4 роки тому +51

    “Hey are you guys smoking in there?”
    “Oh shit it’s a teacher!”
    *over 500 students run away from the bathroom*

    • @June_Chichimoco
      @June_Chichimoco 3 роки тому +1

      All of the students coming out are blonde, bit what happened to the red hair?

    • @RucaDoo
      @RucaDoo 3 роки тому +2

      @@June_Chichimoco we don’t talk about that

  • @paulcochet
    @paulcochet 5 років тому +784

    What happens when you cross your dad with a bad attitude?
    A crossed dad

  • @MmaSmarty87
    @MmaSmarty87 5 років тому +230

    "No dont poke him Rob-"

  • @pixie362
    @pixie362 5 років тому +75

    "I knew it! You were cheating on me you interdimensional hussy!"
    🤣🤣
    17:02

  • @420roachdoggjr
    @420roachdoggjr 4 роки тому +33

    High Noon is definitely my favourite short. It's wholesome and funny at the same time, has a plot twist, and has a bad ending. Everything a C&H should be!

  • @aliasfakename5200
    @aliasfakename5200 5 років тому +682

    *I L L G E T M Y L A D D E R*

    • @paris2777
      @paris2777 5 років тому +10

      Dad, there’s a cloud in front of the suuuuuuun! Don’t worry son,
      *I L L G E T M Y LADDER*

    • @YuckCanuck
      @YuckCanuck 5 років тому +1

      **crying** Mom... Mom!
      *A N D E V E R Y O N E E L S E*

    • @Booly2477
      @Booly2477 5 років тому

      Bird and cat : *D E D*

    • @monkeymunchie9717
      @monkeymunchie9717 5 років тому

      They breathe in space by the power of ladder

    • @Prismascape
      @Prismascape 5 років тому

      Any problem in the World can be solved with that ladder.

  • @whocares309
    @whocares309 5 років тому +423

    Dad- “now say sorry to your sister”
    Son - “nah she sucks”
    😂😂

  • @earthrat1724
    @earthrat1724 6 років тому +361

    Getting robbed? PUT A LIGHT IN A CLOUD! Need mustard? PUT A LIGHT IN A CLOUD!

  • @bappo795
    @bappo795 4 роки тому +65

    5:45 I'm not even afraid of spiders and that creeped me out. People with fear of spiders are probably throwing up rn

    • @-wingsofwasp-
      @-wingsofwasp- 4 роки тому +5

      Actually, (in my case at least) it didn't affect me, and I have intense arachnophobia. It's mostly the movement of their legs and faces that set me off, but animated ones don't affect me.

    • @tree2378
      @tree2378 4 роки тому +1

      The throwing up was meh, but oh geez the closeups... yeah those got me...

    • @shaunroberts2037
      @shaunroberts2037 4 роки тому +1

      @@-wingsofwasp- Something about that deliberate gait they have, a type of movement so few 2d and 3d animators can nail

  • @rea8585
    @rea8585 7 років тому +1462

    This is the secret to amazing videos: making your audience laugh while they think about all those topics that deserve some serious consideration. Reading between the lines it is.

    • @JWPSmith21
      @JWPSmith21 7 років тому +37

      Quick Fix exactly. Like how important it is to put a light in a clowd, or to how to properly have your peener tied in a pretzel.

    • @notme57812
      @notme57812 7 років тому +12

      Quick Fix to be fair you need a high iq to watch rick and morty.

    • @jeffmoic2721
      @jeffmoic2721 7 років тому +2

      Oh my god

    • @portugueseeagle8851
      @portugueseeagle8851 7 років тому +2

      Quick Fix "Ridendo castigat moris"

    • @kimbrolyy
      @kimbrolyy 7 років тому +2

      Yeah, that's what most of comedy is...

  • @MisterBurgerBeachball
    @MisterBurgerBeachball 4 роки тому +154

    6:17 The Joker's orgin story.

    • @deadly_addicted3801
      @deadly_addicted3801 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @errorsarefunny
      @errorsarefunny 3 роки тому +4

      Wait at the end he had the laughing toxin like the joker uses sooo it makes sense

    • @genetopotato457
      @genetopotato457 3 роки тому +3

      Sonny that was fukin *MUSTARD GAS*@@errorsarefunny

    • @duncananderson6209
      @duncananderson6209 3 роки тому +1

      @@errorsarefunny bro he was choking, not laughing. And joker had a medical condition, not any gas

    • @errorsarefunny
      @errorsarefunny 3 роки тому

      @@duncananderson6209 oh true lol

  • @20ksubswithoutanyvideos26
    @20ksubswithoutanyvideos26 5 років тому +379

    *i don’t have a phone so put a light in a cloud*

    • @tonediaster
      @tonediaster 3 роки тому +8

      "Will you put a light in a cloud so we can put a lock on a . . . Clown?"
      *Pokes clown*
      "No Rob don't poke him!--"

    • @Beef_Master_Flex
      @Beef_Master_Flex 3 роки тому

      I can

  • @zaeskindaok
    @zaeskindaok 4 роки тому +113

    I love how in the Ladder:part 3 short, the dad is just so over positive about everything, even though the world ended, his wife is dead, and literally they're in outer space with no oxygen. (.-.)

  • @amitrdevece
    @amitrdevece 6 років тому +80

    18:00 Really Deep man 😢

  • @Angelina-mn7yf
    @Angelina-mn7yf 5 років тому +1518

    One like equals one more criminal put in a forever home...
    But in this case it's prison

  • @riot_x_viperzz2847
    @riot_x_viperzz2847 6 років тому +527

    The spider one made me want to die

  • @dernerdderkluge9079
    @dernerdderkluge9079 4 роки тому +59

    Plot Twist: The grandpa at 11:44 was just clinical dead and he only closed his eyes before he really died and thought that he was actual dead

  • @silentcarnage1279
    @silentcarnage1279 5 років тому +119

    3:23 that poor guy he looks so cute and innocent

    • @Chiffawndue
      @Chiffawndue 4 роки тому +5

      Take it from me: no Batman villain or rip off is innocent.

    • @buglab2285
      @buglab2285 4 роки тому +1

      That guy is probably the equivalent of ra shal ghul

    • @hairyputter5363
      @hairyputter5363 4 роки тому +1

      Take a look at la comedie

    • @danstevens8548
      @danstevens8548 4 роки тому

      Yeah I feel bad for him

    • @ntxoothoj2858
      @ntxoothoj2858 4 роки тому

      When you walk through the cells
      All you see is *Sadness*

  • @tahliasaffron3619
    @tahliasaffron3619 7 років тому +236

    No dont poke him robbert 😂😂😂

  • @panchote380
    @panchote380 6 років тому +138

    Robert: Wont u put a light on a cloud so that John Battman can put a lock on a clown?
    Battman: Dont poke him Rob-
    XD

  • @formidablejp558
    @formidablejp558 3 роки тому +11

    This is one of the few compilations that actually have ads. Knowing they get millions of views on every video but most are violent and can’t get ad revenue from it makes me kinda sad. They’re doing such great work but still make them if they get monetized or not. Thank you cyanide and happiness. For making my days better with each video.

  • @auntclechris
    @auntclechris 6 років тому +507

    "Ahaha. They all do that."

    • @sitor60
      @sitor60 6 років тому +18

      Carsten N that shits so scary

    • @bst._7377
      @bst._7377 6 років тому +2

      No they dont

    • @GhostSunDre
      @GhostSunDre 6 років тому +1

      No that must be what hella like

    • @betternamepending3991
      @betternamepending3991 6 років тому +8

      I believe every word that man says. That scares me.

    • @qwesont
      @qwesont 6 років тому +1

      Carsten N that scared me my dad is old

  • @zalmakinavie204
    @zalmakinavie204 5 років тому +182

    The ladder one was like a happiness and cyanide version of rick and morty

  • @confusedmonkey5692
    @confusedmonkey5692 7 років тому +94

    The real treasure...
    Was friendship

  • @GangsterEggs
    @GangsterEggs 3 роки тому +96

    I'm genuinely concerned what goes on in the minds of the people that make these.

    • @salifyanjikunda5426
      @salifyanjikunda5426 2 роки тому +1

      😂😆 you can wonder

    • @DemonAltAlt
      @DemonAltAlt Рік тому

      They have no mind, they take these ideas straight from a drug dealer
      and so did i

  • @ronaldmcdonald2024
    @ronaldmcdonald2024 5 років тому +326

    I guess the real treasure WAS friendship

  • @WiredBlueman
    @WiredBlueman 5 років тому +461

    After watching the 'Final Words', I am scared of my death more then ever...

    • @Flanesgourmetsofiniel
      @Flanesgourmetsofiniel 5 років тому +19

      I like trains

    • @Wavgun3k
      @Wavgun3k 5 років тому +4

      EXACTLY

    • @Wavgun3k
      @Wavgun3k 5 років тому +15

      HEAVEN DOESN'T EXIST! YOUR IN A VOID LIKE A BLACK HOLE!

    • @WiredBlueman
      @WiredBlueman 5 років тому +2

      @@Wavgun3k Damn Ya!!!!!

    • @ALICE-mb1mh
      @ALICE-mb1mh 5 років тому +14

      See it positively...u don't need to see any idiots again.

  • @slimeballsammy3367
    @slimeballsammy3367 5 років тому +206

    K so we’re just not gonna talk about “Last Words”

    • @akashiseijuro2255
      @akashiseijuro2255 5 років тому +18

      Yep just gunna walk away

    • @doctorjay8673
      @doctorjay8673 5 років тому +26

      Tavyon Harris I didnt ask for an existential crisis...

    • @negathemurderousrobot4479
      @negathemurderousrobot4479 5 років тому +8

      I DONT EVEN-

    • @ryanph88
      @ryanph88 5 років тому +8

      Doctor Jay think of it like this, we go through so much, and the chances that we even have a life means there’s no way there isn’t anything else, it’s just not possible

    • @jc-bladestar7216
      @jc-bladestar7216 5 років тому +11

      As a Christian I say that everyone has their own beliefs,no ones belief is greater or lesser than anyone else’s.I do believe there is a heaven and hell after this and some believe that there is just a void when we die and it’s ok to believe in what you want.Christians believe atheists beliefs are all wrong and atheists believe religion is just a fairytale.God doesnt force you to believe in him,altho he will reward the ones who do with a life after.And some believe that it’s light out after you die,i say there is no wrong way to believe in what’s after death.

  • @Walshy1817
    @Walshy1817 4 роки тому +26

    11:10 actually made me cry and I though one day my grandparents my parents and I will be in that situation

    • @pinkpugginz
      @pinkpugginz 4 роки тому

      I lost my great gpa last October

    • @thepencilfromjohnwick3938
      @thepencilfromjohnwick3938 4 роки тому

      How old r u? U dont seem very bright...

    • @wewoys
      @wewoys 4 роки тому

      20 20 the hell is that susposed to mean

    • @thepencilfromjohnwick3938
      @thepencilfromjohnwick3938 4 роки тому +1

      @@wewoys spelled “thought” wrong and random attention grabber where not needed

    • @wewoys
      @wewoys 4 роки тому

      @@thepencilfromjohnwick3938 really? Makes you seem like an idiot if you can’t see that everyone makes spelling mistakes and this doesn’t look like an attention seeking comment it looks like a regular comment that actually makes sense, I was thinking about my grandparents passing too when I watched that part

  • @gamermac7220
    @gamermac7220 6 років тому +74

    Man I love dark comedy

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 5 років тому +1

      You'd be the first one. These babies will be offended/triggered/aroused by anything and everything.

    • @stutterysteamerproductions875
      @stutterysteamerproductions875 2 роки тому

      @@PunakiviAddikti Luckly those people are worthless and don't take up much space.

  • @NoemiBun
    @NoemiBun 5 років тому +452

    Dark comedy is the best. LOL!
    11:43
    Grandpa/Dad: AAAAAAAHHH! NOTHING! THERE IS NOTHING! NO LIGHT! NO OTHER SIDE! ALL BLACK! ALL DARK! DARKNESS! DARKNESS EVERYWHERE! NO! NO! HE HAS TO HEAR! IT'S ALL LIES! THERE IS NO LIGHT! NO REWARD! JUST A VOID! NOTHINGNESS! IT'S THE END! JUST THE END! DARKNESS! DARKNESS ALL AROUND! NOTHING! NOTHING! JRGSKFHAKBD! **dies**
    Nurse: Hehehe. They all do that!

    • @blazingcontrollerandstorys47
      @blazingcontrollerandstorys47 5 років тому +14

      i did not see that coming i laughed so hard

    • @zasharan2
      @zasharan2 5 років тому +20

      To be honest, that’s what I always believed. When I concentrate really hard, I can experience that feeling. It’s so scary.

    • @Landomazing0
      @Landomazing0 5 років тому +12

      Old man: *violently screeches about the void*
      Nurse: Oh this is normal.

    • @comevibewithme2949
      @comevibewithme2949 5 років тому +1

      TigerBosses Xbox woah! You watched the fucking video too!

    • @kaustavchatterjee4158
      @kaustavchatterjee4158 5 років тому +10

      This was really disturbing

  • @Alex_W1308
    @Alex_W1308 6 років тому +541

    I don’t know why but high noon at the end made me feel sad

    • @kagem8700
      @kagem8700 6 років тому +18

      Robo_Squirrel all the friends killed each other and the last one got nothing for it

    • @kaydenmiller4680
      @kaydenmiller4680 6 років тому +3

      The US army should have just walked away with it since a sheriff can not do anything against their country.

    • @Excalion88
      @Excalion88 6 років тому +2

      Reminds me of that song One Tin Soldier (Legend of Billy Jack)

    • @klamberth2961
      @klamberth2961 6 років тому

      In a weird way me to

    • @kaydenmiller4680
      @kaydenmiller4680 6 років тому

      Yeah

  • @Andrew.170
    @Andrew.170 4 роки тому +43

    Dad: What do you get when you cross your dad with a bad attidude?
    Kid: A dad joke?
    Dad: *pulls off belt*

    • @ChiefBlue4298
      @ChiefBlue4298 3 роки тому +2

      Kid: becomes the Joker and kills his dad

  • @kaidenswiney321
    @kaidenswiney321 5 років тому +337

    Holy shit who sang in the battman one she's amazing

  • @scorpiongamer2555
    @scorpiongamer2555 5 років тому +49

    The one who said real treasure is friendship buried that treasure chest long time ago

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 7 років тому +2234

    Heh, these guys are always... *_clowning around._*

  • @skaladarrellgodeater1070
    @skaladarrellgodeater1070 2 роки тому +4

    "Wings of a Batman"
    Always got me...
    MASTERPIECE!
    How they can make you laugh and cry at the same time... ❤️
    Simply... A MASTERPIECE

  • @Phazley
    @Phazley 4 роки тому +95

    *“No, The Real Treasure Be Treasure.”* **bang** 17:30

    • @jolenegordon6044
      @jolenegordon6044 4 роки тому +1

      I get it somebody says bang

    • @saddog8087
      @saddog8087 4 роки тому

      Jolene Gordon no one said bang someone shot someone else.

    • @coffeecrispy2673
      @coffeecrispy2673 4 роки тому

      @@saddog8087 you didn't listen close enough

    • @nookkuli
      @nookkuli 4 роки тому

      Orange shirt guy said bang.

  • @jackrathert1471
    @jackrathert1471 7 років тому +59

    I’ve been sick all week. But this ray of sadistic sunshine just made my weekend.

  • @TeritotheLegend
    @TeritotheLegend 7 років тому +237

    *No don't poke him robert*

    • @ichangedmyname2231
      @ichangedmyname2231 7 років тому +1

      Terito put a lock on a clown

    • @ashleyizlit6256
      @ashleyizlit6256 6 років тому

      Terito 😂😂😊👌🏻👌🏻

    • @hypeion7707
      @hypeion7707 6 років тому

      Terito wolnt you put a light in clown to put a lock on the clown

  • @musclechicken9036
    @musclechicken9036 Рік тому +2

    9:26 this was more wholesome than I thought it would be

  • @chillpill1359
    @chillpill1359 6 років тому +1670

    What do you get when you cross your dad with a bad attitude...
    A bad Daditude

  • @dominicmalar3693
    @dominicmalar3693 5 років тому +48

    ITS ALL DARK NO LIGHT NOTHING A BLACK VOID
    NO LET HIM HEAR ITS ALL LIES NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
    Beep Beep
    They all do that

    • @vladt2844
      @vladt2844 5 років тому +3

      God doesn.t exist

    • @vladt2844
      @vladt2844 5 років тому +3

      I mean no God

  • @HDIceWatch
    @HDIceWatch 5 років тому +85

    "Here is a condensed gas for you teach!" - I love how is fart turns into a universe

  • @GigiButterflie
    @GigiButterflie Рік тому +1

    Put a light in a cloud is my new catchphrase, I swear.

  • @night-timephantom3413
    @night-timephantom3413 6 років тому +94

    Kid:Oh shit it's the teacher
    Me:I am so weak 🤣🤣🤣

  • @michael-angelothe69th18
    @michael-angelothe69th18 7 років тому +81

    The spider one... oh boy.

    • @lucapeyrefitte6899
      @lucapeyrefitte6899 7 років тому +1

      Michael-Anthony Gillespie oh gawd

    • @juniper6954
      @juniper6954 7 років тому +1

      Michael-Anthony Gillespie I feel ya’
      I have chronic arachnophobia...

    • @akwardbitch2387
      @akwardbitch2387 7 років тому

      Michael-Anthony Gillespie right

    • @d3v3tt34
      @d3v3tt34 7 років тому +1

      Michael-Anthony Gillespie i wanna puke 😆

  • @cassidyreice2765
    @cassidyreice2765 6 років тому +827

    NO DON'T POKE HIM ROBERT

  • @navivan768
    @navivan768 4 роки тому +26

    5:40 he sounds like a pufferfirsh

  • @TheSupercraftcrew
    @TheSupercraftcrew 7 років тому +48

    For some reason the jail part almost made me cry☹️

    • @mediatrix.471
      @mediatrix.471 6 років тому +1

      Angus Laird this is all animated don’t worry Batman or Superman will not come to jail and make an advertising..

    • @smiletodayplease9928
      @smiletodayplease9928 6 років тому

      Angus Laird ikr

    • @impossiblyridiculous9267
      @impossiblyridiculous9267 6 років тому

      Anus Lard

    • @SlasherHorrorMovies1
      @SlasherHorrorMovies1 5 років тому

      In the arms of an angel
      Fly away from here
      From this dark cold hotel room
      Amd the endlessness that you fear
      You are pulled from the wreckage
      Of your silent revelry
      You're in the arms of an angel
      May you find some comfort here.

  • @nobunnii
    @nobunnii 6 років тому +367

    *No don’t poke it robe-*

  • @daveiboi8528
    @daveiboi8528 4 роки тому +71

    9:48 and to this day they are still running out of the bathroom

    • @kmeli82
      @kmeli82 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @kmeli82
      @kmeli82 4 роки тому +1

      This comment should have more likes

    • @d1panshu
      @d1panshu 3 роки тому

      1 year has past

  • @bhaddie_ff8187
    @bhaddie_ff8187 4 роки тому +18

    "bro did you know you eat an average of 1 spider a night?"

  • @toychicaiswilliamafton3449
    @toychicaiswilliamafton3449 4 роки тому +22

    13:09 my mind when I see a math test on my desk

  • @toucaninterieur8011
    @toucaninterieur8011 7 років тому +77

    The ladder planet looks like something that would be in Rick & Morty

    • @hypeion7707
      @hypeion7707 6 років тому

      HugoH did gravity bend the lader

    • @amluvaaa
      @amluvaaa 6 років тому

      I know right its probably in c-275 or something!

    • @giginovak8027
      @giginovak8027 6 років тому

      Awwww www geezzz

    • @erikgallagher876
      @erikgallagher876 2 роки тому

      I'm sure it is. Remember, infinite universes...

  • @dind9212
    @dind9212 5 років тому +129

    The ladder the most powerful infinity stone

    • @leddy3387
      @leddy3387 4 роки тому

      Captain Crunch how does the ladder not fall?

  • @codysdumbchannel6128
    @codysdumbchannel6128 4 роки тому +8

    I like how the bullies left shoe prints on that guy and they don’t even wear shoes

  • @bandeater6612
    @bandeater6612 5 років тому +24

    Screw becoming an astronaut I’ll just get my ladder

  • @Starline36
    @Starline36 7 років тому +3703

    You see the problem is, i watch all video’s from ExplosmEntertainment, so I’ve seen every video....

    • @_Valentin
      @_Valentin 7 років тому +42

      Super-PEKKA but its still funny

    • @areshy4787
      @areshy4787 7 років тому +5

      Super-PEKKA lol ikr

    • @laurel5432
      @laurel5432 7 років тому +14

      lmao after watching these you're like "kay, I already watched them all, good"

    • @osamabinsleepylately8795
      @osamabinsleepylately8795 7 років тому +4

      I’ve seen all their comics so

    • @who-dh5xk
      @who-dh5xk 7 років тому +2

      Super-PEKKA same

  • @_p4nc4k3_
    @_p4nc4k3_ 7 років тому +31

    Dwayne n jazz...
    Their reaction is going to be priceless

  • @lottsaquatics4385
    @lottsaquatics4385 4 роки тому +2

    I just came back to watch these good old vids after like 4 years. I’m glad y’all are still around

  • @mr.mann.7519
    @mr.mann.7519 5 років тому +75

    LESSON LEARNED : never use tinder, because an alien can pop out of the back of your skull.

  • @stormybass8131
    @stormybass8131 7 років тому +33

    Best way to start a weekend is watching Cyanide & Happiness Compilation's. Who agrees?

  • @shaydesofblue2281
    @shaydesofblue2281 7 років тому +140

    The dad whooping ass is Gold
    Edit: wow a year later 150 likes. First time i got at least 10 lol.

    • @Dekinoz
      @Dekinoz 7 років тому +1

      Shaydes Of Blue no my friend its my dad

    • @makalahcollins4469
      @makalahcollins4469 6 років тому +1

      YEA WHOOP HIS ASS DAD!

    • @LucasImpulse
      @LucasImpulse 6 років тому

      No it’s classic abusive dad.

    • @waylonbouck1760
      @waylonbouck1760 6 років тому

      Wooping kids is illegal

    • @pastego
      @pastego 6 років тому +2

      Whoopie gold berg

  • @djmj-qi5ty
    @djmj-qi5ty 4 роки тому +28

    13:17 mom posses them and they’ll live in their hearts LADDERally

    • @Above965
      @Above965 4 роки тому +1

      Oh shut up.

    • @RBToys_yt
      @RBToys_yt 3 роки тому +1

      @@Above965 they won't. They'll keep on making bad jokes

    • @Above965
      @Above965 3 роки тому

      Bad puns are the worst

  • @mikichan8518
    @mikichan8518 6 років тому +139

    5:54 there is a puppy in his mouth if you look carefully!!

  • @sliimewick
    @sliimewick 5 років тому +52

    “There’s a bad boy doing a bad crime”
    *WAIT A MINUTE*

    • @DogeKing909
      @DogeKing909 5 років тому +1

      GamerzXD
      *_I’m a good boy and I do good crimes_*

  • @SummerAlleriaWindrunner
    @SummerAlleriaWindrunner 7 років тому +707

    I'M HERE! IT'S 1 IN THE MORNING BUT I'M HERE

  • @420roachdoggjr
    @420roachdoggjr 4 роки тому +5

    The guy with the orange shirt was right all along.
    *The real treasure here was friendship all along...*

  • @Josh-le6lu
    @Josh-le6lu 6 років тому +19

    Did anyone notice that the fart created a galaxy at 10:40?

  • @Orvis25
    @Orvis25 6 років тому +324

    if you pause on the crushed spider in the dudes mouth @ 5:54 you can see a cute dog face :)

  • @sapphire5380
    @sapphire5380 5 років тому +24

    Omg the treasure one though!!! I love it when Cyanide and Happiness actually does something deep

    • @rronnie8883
      @rronnie8883 5 років тому

      How deep can they get it

  • @ChiefBlue4298
    @ChiefBlue4298 3 роки тому +5

    7:26 this is the animated equivalent of “How about another joke, Murray?”