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    C'è gente che mi viene a dire "Solaire era un merdone" sulla base di teorie generate dalla community, non di lore...
    Io dico che ARTORIAS era un merdone, sulla base della lore!
    [GOOGOLO translate]
    There are people who come to say "Solaire was a shit" on the basis of theories generated by the community, not of lore ...
    I say that ARTORIAS was a shit, based on the lore!
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  • @gulermo
    @gulermo 3 роки тому +3837

    "are you dumb?"
    "no, i'm Artorias"
    this is so stupid but so funny

    • @sunnyyy1437
      @sunnyyy1437 3 роки тому +153

      "I think you're dumb!"
      "I've got the wolf!"

    • @zirzeus2645
      @zirzeus2645 3 роки тому +91

      Then the wolf is stupid too

    • @anryx555
      @anryx555 3 роки тому +71

      @@zirzeus2645 oh! How you dare Ornstein?

    • @jjjaegerist0433
      @jjjaegerist0433 2 роки тому +17

      “No this is patrick!!”

  • @VaatiVidya
    @VaatiVidya 6 років тому +17240

    You desecrate the good name of Dark Souls
    i love it

    • @thepruld
      @thepruld  6 років тому +2350

      Thank you master, im doing my best XD

    • @mantovanimattia
      @mantovanimattia 6 років тому +142

      #artoriasdab

    • @alexee233
      @alexee233 6 років тому +180

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA he commented!!!

    • @jackthereaperblood-sings1733
      @jackthereaperblood-sings1733 6 років тому +198

      Who remembers when Vaati first commented the pruld..............and said (huh)??? And got so Excited XD
      I remember that like yesterday ^o^ LOL
      Master Vaati u are such a tease 😜❤ Love your Channel ----Umbasa 💑

    • @pg40987
      @pg40987 6 років тому +32

      OHMYGOD HE ANSWERED

  • @majeedmamah7457
    @majeedmamah7457 4 роки тому +8670

    Ornstein: gives reasonable well thought explanation for Artorias to not go face Manus.
    Artorias: I hAvE a WoLf

  • @hollyjaw3303
    @hollyjaw3303 3 роки тому +2375

    The fact that Ornstein is speaking with an heavy Roman accent is the real shit. I'm deeply sorry that many English speakers are missing that out.

    • @1lovesvideos
      @1lovesvideos 3 роки тому +191

      The fact that it's in Italian helps with the comedy and I love it

    • @aloysiuskurnia7643
      @aloysiuskurnia7643 3 роки тому +144

      So that's the accent that Ornstein speaks...
      It has so many funny sounding contractions lol

    • @littlemoth4956
      @littlemoth4956 2 роки тому +44

      *Non-Italian speakers

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 2 роки тому +26

      I speak English and I can hear it. That shit is thick. I have a decent ear for accents unless it's Spanish I can't tell the difference between a few of those.

    • @iker-jk2096
      @iker-jk2096 2 роки тому +25

      @@ralcogaming7674 believe, not even spanish speakers get all of them, poor caribbeans always get their accents confused

  • @redshadowsword
    @redshadowsword 6 років тому +5623

    I refuse to believe that this exact exchange is not canon.

    • @robosoldier11
      @robosoldier11 5 років тому +301

      i just love how Ornstein just can't handle the sure stupidity coming from this. especially at 0:49 "the fuck... *sigh*.... the fuck do you want to go to the Abyss for?!?!?!"

    • @voidbow9964
      @voidbow9964 5 років тому +199

      B-but I've got a wolf!
      *Bork*

    • @manamongmen3381
      @manamongmen3381 5 років тому +109

      It will become a ferocious beast! [angelic singing]

    • @LosoaII
      @LosoaII 5 років тому +87

      @@manamongmen3381 The extra layer i love is that it was the first bit of Sif's theme.

    • @anastasius3477
      @anastasius3477 5 років тому +46

      I have to admit it is all true with pinpoint accuracy

  • @SabakuNoMaiku
    @SabakuNoMaiku 6 років тому +8882

    This is the watermarking I like.

    • @DDismas
      @DDismas 6 років тому +195

      oh hi mark

    • @davidequelloz
      @davidequelloz 6 років тому +40

      Tanto love Mike'

    • @WckD135
      @WckD135 6 років тому +29

      WaterMikeing

    • @raffataia
      @raffataia 6 років тому +77

      Sabaku no Maiku Mike, prendi esempio da chi sa narrare veramente la lore xD

    • @jacopocorradi7128
      @jacopocorradi7128 6 років тому +54

      Sabaku no Maiku devi rivedere l'anima oscura,questi sono dialoghi extra molto importanti per la lore

  • @dificulttocure
    @dificulttocure 3 роки тому +1148

    2:01 - "I have a gigantic sword" *Ciaran shows up*

  • @night1952
    @night1952 3 роки тому +1190

    0:47 I love how ornstein realizes halfway through his sentence that artorias is an idiot, cazzo.

    • @applepopapplerancher3211
      @applepopapplerancher3211 3 роки тому +107

      It's beautiful art. Fucking beautiful art that should be played in museums worldwide. Change. My. Mind.

    • @bosscraftx8507
      @bosscraftx8507 3 роки тому +55

      No, he is Artorias

    • @1Monsoon-_
      @1Monsoon-_ 3 роки тому +17

      @@bosscraftx8507 I think he is dumb.

    • @ducktape-3470
      @ducktape-3470 3 роки тому +35

      @@bosscraftx8507 Yes. And he's got a wolf.

    • @lonelydeer
      @lonelydeer 3 роки тому +20

      @@ducktape-3470 the wolf is dumb too

  • @joshuamedina8840
    @joshuamedina8840 6 років тому +4437

    I like how the first thing Artorias does is introduce himself to someone he already knows.

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 5 років тому +221

      I didn't know him crashing through the wall was him introducing himself to it... again.

    • @TheSpawnfan
      @TheSpawnfan 4 роки тому +227

      And his argument consists of basically "i am awesome" and "i have a wolf"

    • @lestat23989
      @lestat23989 4 роки тому +61

      He is just that fabulous

  • @maybewibo3192
    @maybewibo3192 6 років тому +5608

    I love how his argument for everything is just: "BUT I'VE GOT THE WOLF!!!"

    • @ArkadiBolschek
      @ArkadiBolschek 5 років тому +389

      "I have the wolf. Your argument is invalid."

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 5 років тому +249

      "Go take out the trash."
      BUT I HAVE THE WOLF!

    • @Lexender
      @Lexender 5 років тому +79

      Woof

    • @therekter7871
      @therekter7871 5 років тому +68

      E' una bestia feroce

    • @onedeprivedboi1625
      @onedeprivedboi1625 5 років тому +44

      I have a wolf... your claim is here by incorrect for I have a wolf

  • @rdy4fn13
    @rdy4fn13 4 роки тому +2091

    I remember when I first saw Artorias in Dark Souls I and I was like, "Damn, this guy is metal as f*ck with an awesome/tragic hero backstory." I even watched VaatiVidya's lore videos to find out more about him and I thought he was even more badass. Even in Dark Souls III there are references to Artorias that echo his badassery.
    Then I see ThePruld's videos and I realize, "... Sh*t, it's possible that's how this all went down." Especially with how Elizabeth eloquently tells you to give the credit to Artorias in Dark Souls I, whereas ThePruld gives you the rundown "go to hell" version that contains the same message.
    This is how a man, a legend, is reduced to comic relief, and we all accept it... and we all praise it like we Praise the Sun.

    • @raulrojas9253
      @raulrojas9253 3 роки тому +78

      Artorias is a fucking Guts reference, Everything in souls since demon souls is a reference to berserk.

    • @nicolewiedl3639
      @nicolewiedl3639 3 роки тому +42

      After to kill champion gundyr you can get artorias's armor

    • @jessenicoletta4160
      @jessenicoletta4160 2 роки тому +33

      listen, the actual Artorias was a badass and cool af, but that doesn't stop this video from being anymore funny or true

    • @onitokuya162
      @onitokuya162 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@jessenicoletta4160no this is canon, you're just not accepting it

  • @yourethatmantis5178
    @yourethatmantis5178 4 роки тому +705

    Artorias: "Kaathe, lets make a suspicious covenant so that I can get all up in the abyss's asshole."
    Kaathe: "There's nothing about that sentence I don't love."
    Artorias: "Also, check out this wolf I got!"
    Kaathe: "Amazing."

    • @fwimmey
      @fwimmey 2 роки тому +66

      Now, back to being ambiguously evil...

    • @Fellcat101
      @Fellcat101 2 роки тому +16

      Kaathe later: all according to my plan now i have not only a wolf now but also a wolf knight

    • @yoann5573
      @yoann5573 Рік тому +21

      "Oh no! He's putting his abyss into my catacombs!!!"
      - Artorias the NotSoAbyssWalker-

  • @wizgi7201
    @wizgi7201 5 років тому +6289

    Artorias's entrance is how everyone should enter rooms

    • @vshiki4872
      @vshiki4872 4 роки тому +97

      That's how I enter rooms.

    • @elotesmanjuan2403
      @elotesmanjuan2403 4 роки тому +105

      It's not graceful, simply forced. It's perfect.

    • @bearandthebull2372
      @bearandthebull2372 4 роки тому +144

      What kills me is how nonchalant ornstein is about it,like artorias does this shit all the time.

    • @alaricwilliamson5067
      @alaricwilliamson5067 4 роки тому +28

      @@bearandthebull2372 Well he does throw a lot of corpses.

    • @zeldacrafter4578
      @zeldacrafter4578 4 роки тому +36

      Yeet and greet

  • @Mofujisan
    @Mofujisan 6 років тому +1405

    "are you dumb?!"
    "no! I Am Artorias!"
    "i think you are dumb"
    "i've got the wolf!!"
    "well the wolf is dumb too!!"
    "how dare you, Ornstein!!!"
    is probably my favorite part of the whole conversation
    also the GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

    • @kuranokyonshi
      @kuranokyonshi 4 роки тому +18

      I love how Ornstein just went “well do as you like”

    • @NotASpyPootis
      @NotASpyPootis 3 роки тому +1

      @@rediramaj770 screaming.

  • @Bevsworld04
    @Bevsworld04 3 роки тому +797

    1:31
    "IT WILL TURN INTO A FEROCIOUS BEAST!!!"
    *Sif's theme intensifies*

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 2 роки тому +217

    I love how it's like
    "Hey, I saw this Dark Souls animation"
    "Oh, you mean like Matt Shezman? Yeah, they're great"
    "This one's actually using in-game models and in Italian"
    "Ah, you found ThePruld. Let us commence the dance, then"
    >Take On Me plays in the distance

    • @harya7517
      @harya7517 9 місяців тому

      Matt boi is also a pizza descendant tho

  • @saggezzamaconprudenza1090
    @saggezzamaconprudenza1090 6 років тому +842

    0:51 How italians play dark souls

    • @davideusanza9747
      @davideusanza9747 6 років тому +8

      Saggezza Ma con prudenza ahahahahahahahahah

    • @charsgg8970
      @charsgg8970 6 років тому +9

      Tipo eeee mo ciò la zwehinder la armatura di Oscar mo batto mezzo modo e vanno tutti a fanculo.
      E dopo due secondi se (sei un italiano medio) muori (rigorosamente) nella boss Fight ei gargoyle

    • @juampan
      @juampan 6 років тому +1

      Hahahaha certo.

    • @charsgg8970
      @charsgg8970 6 років тому +2

      Gabriele Bizzi scusa ho sbagliato boss , volevo dire demone della cattedrale (XDDDD)

    • @yourbestfriendinshooters3088
      @yourbestfriendinshooters3088 6 років тому +1

      👏👏👏👏

  • @paragonrobbie9270
    @paragonrobbie9270 5 років тому +2467

    My friend: "Why was Artorias so great anyway?"
    Me: "W-well, he had the wolf."
    My friend: "The wolf?"
    Sif: " *BAGH!* "

  • @aswordpommel9053
    @aswordpommel9053 4 роки тому +812

    0:50 is when the video really gets Italian.

    • @turinmormegil7715
      @turinmormegil7715 3 роки тому +21

      Hahahahaha underrated comment. I kept repeating It and I still laugh at it

    • @Lark88
      @Lark88 3 роки тому +28

      It was at that moment I realized that they were speaking Italian.

    • @hunkleberrymilldewbeespark3851
      @hunkleberrymilldewbeespark3851 3 роки тому +15

      I know three word in Italian, tops, but even an uncultured swine like me understands the Italian hand.

    • @matenzinogbg8343
      @matenzinogbg8343 3 роки тому

      Sì assolutamente sì

  • @oros321
    @oros321 4 роки тому +761

    1:28 My new argument for EVERYTHING.

  • @KishibeRohan
    @KishibeRohan 6 років тому +1760

    ThePruld: There i made your video, never ask anything from me again.
    Artorias: Make me a sequel.
    ThePruld: What did i just say?
    Artorias: *BUT I'VE GOT THE WOLF!*

  • @AspectHistory
    @AspectHistory 6 років тому +2329

    I feel like Artorias seems to get taller in every shot.

    • @mikem1215
      @mikem1215 6 років тому +285

      It's because he have a wolf!

    • @kinginyellow6959
      @kinginyellow6959 6 років тому +202

      Physical manifestation of his Ego

    • @toppu10animes
      @toppu10animes 6 років тому +18

      So basically Kill la Kill

    • @elicrane2221
      @elicrane2221 6 років тому +16

      AspectHistory - Mythology & History he has to become more handsome, this is the only way he can do that.

    • @MaiAriSquee
      @MaiAriSquee 6 років тому +55

      It's because he's HANDSOME and DAMNED!!!

  • @lxm2432
    @lxm2432 3 роки тому +413

    How to introduce yourself, a guide by Artorias (the coolest knight in all Lordran, also with a wolf) :
    1. Enter the room by crashing through the door.
    2. Introduce yourself as 'your name here', the coolest 'insert designation here' in 'insert workplace here'. (Having pet wolf optional but highly recommended).
    3. Congratulations! Your name will now become legendary in the workplace! They might even create a fan club of dancing murderers in your name, if you're as cool as Artorias, the coolest knight in all Lordran (also has a wolf).

    • @anryx555
      @anryx555 3 роки тому +18

      My parents rejected me after I do it.... I want be refound

    • @rosariomusumeci7716
      @rosariomusumeci7716 2 роки тому +12

      @@anryx555
      Did you read the contract?
      It says: *NO REFUNDS*

    • @please_be_an_operator_soon
      @please_be_an_operator_soon 2 роки тому +1

      @@rosariomusumeci7716 where'd you say "no refund"

    • @TheHoodedWarden
      @TheHoodedWarden 2 роки тому +5

      Thanks! Finally got myself a fanclub of traffic cone murder hobos! This really did me a solid, 10/10 would recommend tutorial to others--

  • @nixionchang3966
    @nixionchang3966 4 роки тому +2634

    “It’s more like a rat now!”
    “IT WILL TURN INTO A FEROCIOUS BEAST”
    (ages later a guy with a Father mask kills it with 2 hits)

    • @gamemaster1608
      @gamemaster1608 4 роки тому +209

      Because the legend never dies

    • @DioDC
      @DioDC 4 роки тому +36

      The legend never dies

    • @dudelost120
      @dudelost120 4 роки тому +41

      Best part they actually have poise

    • @TheSOGchronicles
      @TheSOGchronicles 3 роки тому +29

      @@dudelost120 you mean *P O I S E* ?

    • @REvoLverj98
      @REvoLverj98 3 роки тому +11

      No, that's Sif's deranged pinhead cousin Royal Rat Authority

  • @kereiseres8245
    @kereiseres8245 5 років тому +2861

    "Fanservice Club of Dancing Murderers"
    LMAO

    • @doncoria9505
      @doncoria9505 5 років тому +208

      Edgys abyss watchers with dex build.....i love it

    • @kereiseres8245
      @kereiseres8245 5 років тому +175

      @@doncoria9505 FUCK that's style

    • @eyyy2271
      @eyyy2271 4 роки тому +49

      1:34

    • @cleoking6312
      @cleoking6312 3 роки тому +48

      Fuck that's style!
      FUCK THAT'S STYLE!!!

    • @koishily
      @koishily 3 роки тому +3

      Breakdance till you drop

  • @GoofballPaul
    @GoofballPaul 5 років тому +2462

    - Ornstein can I go to the abyss?
    - To kill Manus?
    - Yeeeeeees.
    [Actually breaks his arm and dies like a boss.]

    • @LonesomeKrow
      @LonesomeKrow 4 роки тому +65

      StickguyPaul Gibert
      “Wolf Gang FanClub Time”

    • @xxOnigiri99
      @xxOnigiri99 4 роки тому +18

      Abyss time

    • @AnonReaderr
      @AnonReaderr 4 роки тому +32

      He took the last bit too seriously.

    • @Shadest
      @Shadest 3 роки тому +6

      Boss fight time

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi 3 роки тому +21

      I mean , the guy was no chosen undead who'll banish the abyss or something , and he fucking took on Manus and broke his arm , if that's not cool I dunno what is

  • @Killjoy45
    @Killjoy45 4 роки тому +288

    *Later*
    Gwyn: OH ORNSTEIN! *WHERE THE FUCK IS ARTORIAS, THE BEST KNIGHT OF MINE I CANNOT FIND ANYWHERE?!!!!*

    • @nakknjr9322
      @nakknjr9322 3 роки тому +18

      He didn’t show up in the Christmas special and gwyn literally ask the same thing.
      Oh wait have you seem the Christmas one?

  • @andyknightwarden9746
    @andyknightwarden9746 3 роки тому +246

    "What a shitty mushroom!"
    I lost it 😂

  • @camilladonofrio
    @camilladonofrio 6 років тому +1875

    "When a new video of ThePruld comes out
    That's Amore" ♫

    • @eliaperrone9106
      @eliaperrone9106 6 років тому +5

      Camilla D'Onofrio sei QUELLA Camilla d'Onofrio????Se si...beh complimenti per la tua artee!!

    • @thanos-themadtitan6277
      @thanos-themadtitan6277 6 років тому +3

      Ascolto sempre la tua cover di "Song of sea"

  • @khalilmason
    @khalilmason 5 років тому +4380

    This Italian anime is good shit.

    • @SHR1
      @SHR1 4 роки тому +21

      Truth fr fr

    • @IlPinguonauta
      @IlPinguonauta 4 роки тому +10

      Go fuck yourself with english

    • @yukichan1697
      @yukichan1697 4 роки тому +92

      ArticOnePlus25 that’s just plain rude man

    • @aino1862
      @aino1862 4 роки тому +15

      @@yukichan1697 yep

    • @applepopapplerancher3211
      @applepopapplerancher3211 3 роки тому +20

      Now this. This is how to start learning other languages!

  • @omarrl7954
    @omarrl7954 4 роки тому +414

    3:08 i need an extended version of this

  • @lovi6438
    @lovi6438 4 роки тому +1264

    In game both artorias and ornstein are around the same size
    *this size difference scares me*

    • @5tm422
      @5tm422 4 роки тому +199

      Either artorias became even taller or ornstein dramatically shortened

    • @wanderingbufoon
      @wanderingbufoon 4 роки тому +305

      Ego is one hell of a thing

    • @OsynchrO
      @OsynchrO 4 роки тому +25

      Thank you , i was thinking that the whole time

    • @zakariaahmadfauzan926
      @zakariaahmadfauzan926 4 роки тому +208

      They are the same size but artorias ego make him look bigger

    • @ThatGuyfromBrazil
      @ThatGuyfromBrazil 4 роки тому +174

      Oh it's because Artorias has the wolf

  • @tressa8606
    @tressa8606 6 років тому +936

    10/10 better lore explanation than vaati's prepared to cry series

    • @OldManMcLoyf
      @OldManMcLoyf 6 років тому

      You can say that again,

    • @tribunalviviente7422
      @tribunalviviente7422 6 років тому +27

      VaatiVidya: huh

    • @toppu10animes
      @toppu10animes 6 років тому +2

      Agreed

    • @themacca277
      @themacca277 5 років тому +6

      be careful what u say, vaati does come around to these videos

    • @BusinessRaptor520
      @BusinessRaptor520 5 років тому +4

      @@themacca277 so he can gather more information and refrain from giving others credit - NAILED HIM

  • @testsubject747
    @testsubject747 6 років тому +421

    Artorias: "a gigantic sword"
    Ciaran: (pops out from ceiling) !!!!!

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 6 років тому +41

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Guilhermegab
      @Guilhermegab 6 років тому +26

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2:03

    • @JuanCarlos-sq4vf
      @JuanCarlos-sq4vf 6 років тому +10

      Lightning-in-my-Hand she knows why she there ;)

    • @deepdownyt3328
      @deepdownyt3328 6 років тому +19

      "I like big... sword and i cannot lie"

    • @MB-lz2ef
      @MB-lz2ef 6 років тому +2

      Wait, why are you here, I follow you for RWBY stuff and now you're also on Dark Souls videos??
      Well, interesting, even the internet is a small place after all... D:''

  • @newengland9thgen372
    @newengland9thgen372 3 роки тому +183

    The amount of drama in Artorias’ body language is absolutely incredible

  • @georgewashington8447
    @georgewashington8447 3 роки тому +204

    I love how Ornstein is so much smaller but so aggressive

  • @arcadius2569
    @arcadius2569 6 років тому +1494

    Italian Elizabeth is the greatest character.

    • @okpippo3100
      @okpippo3100 5 років тому +8

      The italian elizabeth its the pruld.
      Non è vero più è il capo del mondo

    • @opelem6051
      @opelem6051 5 років тому +1

      *Italian Sif*- This is what world needed.

    • @night-shadevirgo2104
      @night-shadevirgo2104 4 роки тому +1

      So is Italian ornstein uwu

  • @Syrupmasterz
    @Syrupmasterz 6 років тому +3868

    The first time watching this was just laughing at the parody, the three times right afterwards was admiring your damn fine character acting and camera work. Not even a single shot had a boring pose or a lack of action, which I think is due to you and your crew's way of voice acting.
    Fast paced Italian Dark Souls makes for some great animation. :P

    • @szylaj
      @szylaj 5 років тому +103

      also they got a lupo

    • @mimifounder6678
      @mimifounder6678 5 років тому +31

      are you sure it kinda of looks like a possum now

    • @szylaj
      @szylaj 5 років тому +36

      but he will become FEROCIOUS BEAST //awesome noises//

    • @mfisher9977
      @mfisher9977 4 роки тому +7

      does he has a mocap suit or something?? how does he animate it with such fluidity?

    • @711_skiddlz
      @711_skiddlz 4 роки тому +4

      @@mfisher9977 He uses his massive brain (and hundreds if not thousands of hours of practice)

  • @CorwinTheOneAndOnly
    @CorwinTheOneAndOnly 3 роки тому +122

    "A fucking fanservice club of dancing murderers" is the greatest thing Ive ever heard about the watchers XD

  • @amsyarzero
    @amsyarzero 3 роки тому +124

    2:03 "a gigantic sword"
    Ciaran pops up from the top
    Uh-oh.

  • @c.g.278
    @c.g.278 6 років тому +213

    I like how Ornstein is the most sensible and level-headed character.

    • @noaccount4
      @noaccount4 6 років тому +41

      Until he becomes dragon headed

    • @c.g.278
      @c.g.278 6 років тому +35

      GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

    • @CazaliEiben
      @CazaliEiben 6 років тому +4

      I thought Oscar / the Elite Knight was pretty level-headed in his short scene, too.

    • @c.g.278
      @c.g.278 6 років тому +12

      Yeah, but I mean in general. Ornstein is always the voice of reason.

    • @THEO00900
      @THEO00900 6 років тому +7

      C.G. Who needs to be sensible when he has a puppy?

  • @giuseppedagostino6854
    @giuseppedagostino6854 6 років тому +1658

    "Sono bello e dannato, e c'ho pure il lupo"
    Cit.Artorias

  • @rockstar-made
    @rockstar-made 3 роки тому +145

    ok but this voice for Artorias is unironically amazing

  • @seancallihan4555
    @seancallihan4555 4 роки тому +361

    If you listen closely, when Artorias holds up "Great Pup Sif" It, for a brief moment, plays Sif's theme. 1:30

  • @Red-hm8cd
    @Red-hm8cd 6 років тому +1647

    Pruld is entertaining, yes, but also wise. Never forget the phrase: GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @CazaliEiben
      @CazaliEiben 6 років тому +36

      GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @lordheck3170
      @lordheck3170 6 років тому +23

      GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

    • @lordheck3170
      @lordheck3170 5 років тому +33

      FUS RO GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

    • @rcok7067
      @rcok7067 5 років тому +10

      GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @LeonHeart0021
      @LeonHeart0021 5 років тому +12

      GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Ghettojaku
    @Ghettojaku 6 років тому +561

    1:24 is my favorite part.

  • @redcarp9867
    @redcarp9867 3 роки тому +22

    I also like how Ornstein acts throughout this video. He starts off polite, treating Artorias like his equal. Because they have fought together for a long time. Trying to convince him to stop like, how a friend would tell his friend to not do something super dumb. He gets increasingly angrier and manic. Soon entering ‘Captain of the Knights’ mode. Ordering him to not do something dumb as his boss. No longer acting like his friend as a sort of tough love.
    That’s how I often imagined Ornstein. Someone who treats his subordinates or teammates like friends. Then if they start acting dumb, he goes into boss mode.

  • @thegrimcritic5494
    @thegrimcritic5494 3 роки тому +151

    I don’t know why, but whenever he screams “BESTIA FEROCE!” I lose my shit.

    • @giacomo7853
      @giacomo7853 3 роки тому +6

      Bestia feroce not ferose, in Italian didn't exist that word

    • @thegrimcritic5494
      @thegrimcritic5494 2 роки тому +3

      @@giacomo7853 Sorry I spelled it out by ear lol. Fixed it.

    • @giacomo7853
      @giacomo7853 2 роки тому +2

      @@thegrimcritic5494 don't worry

  • @uKyNo
    @uKyNo 6 років тому +53

    2:03 "I have a huge sword" *Ciaran appears*....genio

  • @toppu10animes
    @toppu10animes 6 років тому +171

    1:31
    The very beginning of Great Grey Wolf Sif theme
    Absolute genius.

  • @DumbassJudgeman
    @DumbassJudgeman 3 роки тому +60

    "Fuck that's style, FUCK THAT'S STYLE!" loved that.

  • @anomaly_jackie
    @anomaly_jackie 4 роки тому +123

    this is still my favorite animation because. 1. the animation is cartoony but still realistic 2. the voice acting is hilarious 3. it reminds me of when my friend thought he could just waltz into the abyss and kill manus on his first ever playthrough and i said that was a dumb idea....20/10

  • @alessandrochiari9094
    @alessandrochiari9094 6 років тому +328

    0:05 , ecco perché non c'é la porta in quella stanza...ah, la lore...

    • @CaneSulTubo
      @CaneSulTubo 6 років тому +2

      e chissà quante altre avrà sfondato in quella maniera ahahah

    • @FLAVIOMANGINI
      @FLAVIOMANGINI 6 років тому +2

      Finezze

  • @manjiookami7962
    @manjiookami7962 6 років тому +113

    Artorias storyline in a nutshell, I cried with reference on Abyss Watchers. You're great.

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 3 роки тому +80

    2 years and no one has ever talked about how Ciaran shows up when Artorias mentions his big sword...

    • @anryx555
      @anryx555 2 роки тому +8

      We all noticed it, but we are all too shy to make the first move, you had guts... Great for you

  • @esooGrM
    @esooGrM 4 роки тому +168

    0:04 when the pizza rolls are ready

  • @FrancescoRioloMusic
    @FrancescoRioloMusic 6 років тому +262

    Sif che canta alla fine rappresenta la nuova frontiera avanguardistica della musica colta 11/10

    • @Shayoden
      @Shayoden 6 років тому +8

      A me ha ricordato un po' la sigla di coda di Excel Saga.

    • @paperjack6510
      @paperjack6510 6 років тому

      Shayoden
      Esattamente.

    • @alessiomuccio2795
      @alessiomuccio2795 6 років тому

      Io lo voto 9/11

    • @nicolascicoira4121
      @nicolascicoira4121 6 років тому

      Sempre meglio di Young Signorino e della trap in generale.
      Io ascolto dubstep... :(

  • @Cinamer
    @Cinamer 6 років тому +62

    Artorias: Ho una spada enorme
    Ciaran: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @Surreal-K404
    @Surreal-K404 3 роки тому +56

    "Are you dumb?"
    "No I'm Artorias"
    Lost my shit, so funny XD

  • @sunnyyy1437
    @sunnyyy1437 3 роки тому +43

    He is Artorias
    He is Cool
    He has a Wolf.
    But the most important...
    *_He didn't came back from the Abyss._*

  • @advena688
    @advena688 5 років тому +587

    "C'HO PURE IL LUPO!"
    "MA QUELLO È 'N SORCIO ADESSO!"

    • @matteogurgitano4974
      @matteogurgitano4974 5 років тому +48

      MA DIVENTERÀ UNA BESTIA FEROCE *musica angelica*

    • @anthon-
      @anthon- 5 років тому +15

      @@matteogurgitano4974 dovrebbe essere la musica di sif lol

    • @albaa.9434
      @albaa.9434 4 роки тому +6

      @@anthon- infatti e l'inizio della canzione

    • @requiemsemiramide6567
      @requiemsemiramide6567 3 роки тому +4

      Il primo commento italiano che leggo XD

  • @Shezmen88
    @Shezmen88 6 років тому +1350

    Paride sono solo a metà video, e sei un cazzo di genio.

    • @sorinnogai8904
      @sorinnogai8904 6 років тому +27

      Matthew Shezmen and here i see how one genius is praised by another one, waiting for the next DS animation !!!

    • @davidequelloz
      @davidequelloz 6 років тому +16

      wait. WHEN DID YOU LEARNT ITALIAN ? Lov your vids bro

    • @peratattica
      @peratattica 6 років тому +4

      Phoenix Wright , L'avvocatolmao l'ha sempre parlato, è mezzo italiano

    • @capitanjulietti3436
      @capitanjulietti3436 6 років тому +6

      Phoenix Wright , L'avvocato He is italian bro

    • @manuelgo2930
      @manuelgo2930 6 років тому

      Matthew stiamo aspettando tutti il tuo prossimo video... Li metterai i sottotitoli?

  • @nh8489
    @nh8489 3 роки тому +34

    1:32 even only playing 1 note, my mind immediately recognized that as Sif's theme. Goes to show how well the composers did with making each and every theme so recognizable, yet so unique

  • @alsoarkb0t
    @alsoarkb0t 4 роки тому +97

    1:22 Me explaining the situation to my parents after they spot me standing next to a girl at my school.

    • @heena1987
      @heena1987 3 роки тому +3

      So relatable wtf

  • @Yuk4ri.
    @Yuk4ri. 6 років тому +362

    2:01 "A Big Sword" lol Ciaran

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 4 роки тому +44

      Holy shit I just saw this~ I've seen this a billion times and I just saw Ciaran. Fuck, this video just continuously brings joy to my life. I love you Paride.

    • @melchiordelaunay2539
      @melchiordelaunay2539 4 роки тому +30

      Artorias... Such a chad

    • @KaisarBety
      @KaisarBety 3 роки тому +21

      Ciaran :
      U dont say which sword

    • @waltuh11121
      @waltuh11121 3 роки тому +23

      I want to see Artorias and Ciaran Rule 34

    • @woodnoteflute
      @woodnoteflute 3 роки тому +5

      I was literally just about to write a comment asking if anyone saw Ciaran slip through when Artorias said he had a huge sword 😂
      Dude wtf 🤣

  • @Amuzey
    @Amuzey 6 років тому +148

    2:23 "MANUS! I have come to bargain"

  • @comradenapoleon4908
    @comradenapoleon4908 4 роки тому +127

    OK, now I really need to see a mod where the sif boss fight is just this sif with the entire theme being sung like the credits of the video.

  • @Snnoy
    @Snnoy 3 роки тому +19

    Before watching, “Oh, he used to do lore videos?”
    *Two seconds in* “Yeah that makes more sense.”

  • @greg8996
    @greg8996 6 років тому +181

    Da "Guardiani dell'abisso" a "cazzo di club di ballerini assassini che si impossessano dell'abisso e si ammazzano a vicenda" è un attimo.

    • @inhocsigno
      @inhocsigno 6 років тому +4

      Lahx quello vero che non è uno skrull
      CAZZO che stile!

    • @gero693
      @gero693 6 років тому +1

      Fantastico 😂

    • @diegomosca9227
      @diegomosca9227 6 років тому

      Cazzo che stile ragazzi, cazzo che stile.... HAHAHAHAH

  • @simonepoleschi85
    @simonepoleschi85 6 років тому +346

    per chi conosce la lore per chi la sta scoprendo per chi la scoprirà

    • @lbdproductions1596
      @lbdproductions1596 6 років тому +17

      GLIEL'HA TOLTO!

    • @Francicci093
      @Francicci093 6 років тому +15

      Solaire era un merdone

    • @jacopocorradi7128
      @jacopocorradi7128 6 років тому +7

      Simone Poleschi capite che cazzo è dark souls?

    • @jacopocorradi7128
      @jacopocorradi7128 6 років тому +5

      LBD Productions ECCO PERCHÈ SENZA NOME

    • @enricobr5749
      @enricobr5749 6 років тому

      e poi si scopri che quella fu l'unico cosa sensata della lore di dark souls 3 ahahahah

  • @psychogunner7062
    @psychogunner7062 4 роки тому +87

    Artorias was more offended that his wolf got insulted
    I would too

  • @cryptopiratethecaptain9385
    @cryptopiratethecaptain9385 4 роки тому +103

    0:08 I just realized that Artorias already has the wolf in his right hand. lmao

  • @rotciv1492
    @rotciv1492 6 років тому +294

    Please... I please you... Make Lautrec and Solaire's lore.

  • @bezel95
    @bezel95 5 років тому +326

    The moral of this story is that if you have a wolf you can do whatever you want.

  • @arkachivanagand9915
    @arkachivanagand9915 3 роки тому +46

    1:28 for my personal laugh and giggle

  • @CyrusdVulture
    @CyrusdVulture 3 роки тому +46

    This video has "I'M AT SOUP" vibes.

    • @yourlocalcoolperson9084
      @yourlocalcoolperson9084 3 роки тому +6

      Funnily enough he made a video called "Into the abyss" that is literally a parody of "Im at soup"

  • @flaviovalente5408
    @flaviovalente5408 6 років тому +310

    Devo dire che le animazioni sono fatte da dio

    • @mimmo6863
      @mimmo6863 6 років тому +7

      Ram smeat Non da Dio, semmai da Gwyn!

    • @lorenzovalsesia3721
      @lorenzovalsesia3721 6 років тому +3

      Mimmo ma Gwyn fa cagare, diciamo "da Artorias" ;-)

    • @michelangelolamera
      @michelangelolamera 6 років тому +1

      Kono dio da

    • @MC-yg1mq
      @MC-yg1mq 6 років тому

      Ed è fatta tutta a mano

    • @flaviovalente5408
      @flaviovalente5408 6 років тому +1

      l'angelo demoniaco di halloween per questo io non ho mai fatto richieste del tipo "il terzo episodio" o "the elder souls 2?" Perché so l'immenso lavoro che c'è dietro

  • @brutalbruciexadr8730
    @brutalbruciexadr8730 6 років тому +204

    Vaati: *Hand it over. That thing- your animated lore. For my prepare to cry videos*

  • @redhat9691
    @redhat9691 2 роки тому +28

    I fucking love Ornstein's voice

  • @lumethecrow2632
    @lumethecrow2632 4 роки тому +56

    I love how Sif is like a tiny stuffed animal who's only line is "Boo!"

  • @tacticalchunder1207
    @tacticalchunder1207 6 років тому +379

    Italian is such a good boasting language.

    • @satrio303
      @satrio303 6 років тому +54

      Tactical Chunder italian is excellent language for cursing.
      Polish and russian is good too

    • @ojeejjaaj2112
      @ojeejjaaj2112 5 років тому +3

      @@satrio303 and portuguese too

    • @glitchy-17
      @glitchy-17 5 років тому +5

      We have like 17 curse words

  • @Mr_Sex_Goblin
    @Mr_Sex_Goblin 6 років тому +92

    I'm glad you brought back the Dark Souls 3 dragon form

  • @jpty
    @jpty 3 роки тому +43

    2:08 Artorias: How could I not come back?
    Answer: The script

  • @wahidahmed2525
    @wahidahmed2525 3 роки тому +48

    So Ornstein is basically the really nice boss who can't control his workers

  • @zarka_ederj
    @zarka_ederj 6 років тому +470

    [...] Poi, fra tutti i cavalieri si distinsero loro
    E formarono i Quattro Cavalieri di Gwyn:
    -ARTORIAS, il bello e dannato (e c'ha pure il lupo);
    -CIARAN, e il suo amore per la spada;
    -ORNSTEIN, er capo de tutto;
    -e GOUGH, spesso dimenticato (a cui nessuno fregava 'n cazzo).

    • @salvatoredemaria5381
      @salvatoredemaria5381 6 років тому +8

      Zarka Ederj *la spada di Artorias

    • @zarka_ederj
      @zarka_ederj 6 років тому +13

      La spada ENORME di Artorias... *wink wink* ;)
      (E c'ha pure il lupo)

  • @OraDubStronzate2
    @OraDubStronzate2 6 років тому +572

    Madonna il circolo è completo XD
    gian

    • @gianlucapanico8031
      @gianlucapanico8031 6 років тому +29

      Orion - Web Dubbing mezza youtube Italia su un video su artorias... solo perché sto figo CIÁ PUR ER LUPOH

    • @OraDubStronzate2
      @OraDubStronzate2 6 років тому +4

      CERTO! Non mi piace molto dark souls, ma i video di Paride mi fanno spezzare!
      gian

    • @alexbox8967
      @alexbox8967 5 років тому +1

      @@OraDubStronzate2 e chi lo avrebbe mai detto di trovarti qua :)
      mostra sto video pure agli altri di orion che ridete fino a domani, basta sapere IL MINIMO della trama e ridete fino a domani :)
      andatevi anche a vedere il video (se non lo avete fatto) di paride di elder souls!(parla di cosa farebbero i personaggi di dark souls su skyrim)
      fa morire é un vero e proprio mini film e ha fatto un milione di visual non a caso :D

  • @zacksmith5963
    @zacksmith5963 2 роки тому +9

    Japanese : make a depressing game about death and hollow
    Italian gang
    ( shezman, Pruld, iron knight ) : lets troll the hell out of it
    Good job . Grazi

  • @moonraven6145
    @moonraven6145 3 роки тому +15

    Always found it funny that when Artorias bursts through the door suddenly Ornstein just turns around like this is just an ordinary thing.

  • @Lundah
    @Lundah 6 років тому +343

    Don't pause at 3:04

  • @Ogryska
    @Ogryska 6 років тому +321

    Vaati will approve
    There is no doubt.

    • @miquando5033
      @miquando5033 6 років тому +11

      The forgotten part of the lore finally see the light.👍

    • @OldManMcLoyf
      @OldManMcLoyf 6 років тому +15

      Vaati will be jealous.

    • @1rez378
      @1rez378 6 років тому +4

      Vaati will copy this

    • @swaggynwah2797
      @swaggynwah2797 6 років тому +2

      Why does the Aussie manlet have to be brought up on every DS video?
      All of the lore in Vaati's videos was figured out months beforehand, by the community - he just cashed in on it.

    • @ignaerium487
      @ignaerium487 6 років тому +2

      Swaggy N'wah he explained it for lazy af peapole that dont want to read, basically you and me xD

  • @eljugadorescaldenc4002
    @eljugadorescaldenc4002 4 роки тому +32

    2:48 Me when I finished to talk with the Mushroom when I finished first time the expansion. Really.

  • @46-beluga
    @46-beluga 4 роки тому +19

    私は狼を連れている!が好きすぎて‪w勢いがとてもいい

  • @OcrimBob
    @OcrimBob 6 років тому +349

    Even if they weren't speaking i could tell that they were italian just by the body language.

  • @SgtNeroWolf
    @SgtNeroWolf 6 років тому +410

    *Ora è tutto più chiaro!* Divino cazzo, come quel cazzo di lupo

    • @folstag6350
      @folstag6350 6 років тому +6

      ThePruld top 10 dichiarazioni d'amore

    • @SgtNeroWolf
      @SgtNeroWolf 6 років тому +16

      è il fascino del lupo!

    • @vladoextra
      @vladoextra 6 років тому +2

      #neroSif

    • @user-uw9xo9ke4b
      @user-uw9xo9ke4b 6 років тому +1

      Nero Wolf oltre al fascino sei anche dannato

    • @deadpoolfan7648
      @deadpoolfan7648 6 років тому

      grandissimo nero, a quando la prossima lore?

  • @rolandfromlibraryofruina
    @rolandfromlibraryofruina 3 роки тому +135

    1:23 I watched tons of times, Still god damn funny.

  • @basiaromanovski458
    @basiaromanovski458 4 роки тому +40

    I cant unsee ornstein's vision port after I learned that his eyes are actually at the lions mouth

  • @sidneyk.8443
    @sidneyk.8443 6 років тому +114

    Sweet lord of sunlight, that tiny Sif is freaking precious.

  • @iliasa.5298
    @iliasa.5298 6 років тому +58

    *God has re-entered the server.*

  • @GerardofRivia
    @GerardofRivia 2 роки тому +7

    1:21
    Ornstein: And who is she?
    Artorias: I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK SHE IS
    Ornstein: *Inteligible italian noises*

  • @superpippo88
    @superpippo88 3 роки тому +20

    3:07 this cannot be explained.