Top 10 Best Coffee Beans in 2024 (Top Picks)

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  • Опубліковано 28 тра 2024
  • Links to the Best Coffee Beans we listed in today's Coffee Bean review video:
    1 . Death Wish Whole Bean Coffee
    www.amazon.com/dp/B00U1NFVZ0
    2 . Lavazza Super Crema Espresso
    www.amazon.com/dp/B000SDKDM4
    3 . Valhalla Java Whole Bean Coffee
    www.amazon.com/dp/B00FL7J3O6
    4 . Cafe Don Pablo Subtle Earth Organic Gourmet Coffee
    www.amazon.com/dp/B0187VE2IY
    5 . Whiskey & Rum Barrel Aged Coffee Whole Bean Box Set
    www.amazon.com/dp/B01JH521DM
    6 . Luwak Star Gourmet Coffee, Medium Roast
    www.amazon.com/dp/B005OCU80Q
    7 . San Francisco Bay French Roast Whole Bean Coffee
    www.amazon.com/dp/B07CZT64BK
    8 . Cafe Don Pablo Gourmet Coffee Signature Blend-Medium Dark Roast Whole Bean Coffee
    www.amazon.com/dp/B00PO9GCIG
    9 . Eight O’Clock Whole Bean Coffee, Hazelnut
    www.amazon.com/dp/B0068ZX8LY
    10 . Kicking Horse Whole Bean Coffee
    www.amazon.com/dp/B0027Z8VES
    What are the Best Coffee Beans in 2024?
    In today's video we reviewed the Top 10 Best Coffee Beans on the market in 2024. We made this list based on our personal opinion and we ranked them in no particular order, after doing our research based on their prices, quality, durability, brand reputation and many more.
    After watching this video you will know which are the best budget, top selling and top rated Coffee Bean on the market today.
    If you choose from this list you can be sure that you buy one of the best Coffee Beans available today.
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    0:00 Introduction
    1:15 LAVAZZA SUPER
    2:32 CAFE DON
    3:06 WHISKEY & RUM
    4:39 SAN FRANCISCO
    5:53 EIGHT O'CLOCK
    6:24 KICKING HORSE

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  • @CutlassFire2722
    @CutlassFire2722 5 місяців тому +46

    Have you considered NOT using an AI to read your script? I cannot ignore that space and unnecessary emphasis it puts on WISH when talking about Death Wish. Jesus....this is unwatchable

    • @7531monkey
      @7531monkey 2 місяці тому

      Anyone suggesting death wish is a good coffee isnt a reliable source.

  • @MisterBourgolini
    @MisterBourgolini 25 днів тому

    I love Eight O'Clock Coffee. Here are the following whole beans that I tried.
    -Folgers 1850 Black Gold whole bean
    -Eight O'Clock Dark Italian Espresso whole bean
    -Eight O'Clock Colombian whole bean
    -Independence Jet Fuel whole bean (a Texas based coffee brand)
    -Tim Horton's medium roast whole bean
    In about a week or so, I will try Hills Bros whole bean for the first time.

  • @jerryhubbard4461
    @jerryhubbard4461 3 місяці тому +1

    You should be old enough to remember A&P food stores. When I was a young person back in the late 50 and 60's, grocery stores had an isle almost for coffee and condiments for the coffee. Back then most coffee came in a bag like the one you have here but. whole bean like the one you have here. In there Isle was a large machine or coffee grinder. You would decide what coffee you wanted, open the bag and dump it in the store grinder. Place the same bag under the shoot, select your grind and hit the Botton. You now ground coffee would fill the bag and you close and seal it. When you walked down that isle, it was the most wonderful smell in the world. The commercial grinder was red just like the bag you have here. Probably supplied by Eight O'Clock coffee company. About six weeks ago, I bought a bag just like the one you have here. After all the coffee brands I have in my bar and still continue to purchase, Eight O'Clock is still one of my favorite.

  • @powerfulshammy
    @powerfulshammy 3 місяці тому +2

    Rubusta coffee is from here in the Philippines we turn it into barako coffee wanna stream 48 hrs drink a mug of this stronger than death wish coffee and we pinoys are fine 😂

  • @Noypi54494
    @Noypi54494 2 місяці тому

    I've tried dozens of roasters from all over the US and I always go back to Coava

  • @studentrajvir6970
    @studentrajvir6970 Місяць тому

    God Bless You Brother

  • @turtleanton6539
    @turtleanton6539 7 місяців тому

    Great video 😊

  • @standingfoot1864
    @standingfoot1864 2 місяці тому +1

    Yes i want to drink cat pooed beans so yummy!

  • @cryptopete-au
    @cryptopete-au 3 місяці тому +1

    High Voltage Coffee Co. From Australia is so good.

  • @Victoria-bl4tw
    @Victoria-bl4tw 4 місяці тому +5

    No eight o’clock coffee for me!

  • @SK_SANOWAR_786
    @SK_SANOWAR_786 2 місяці тому

    You mean these all coffee beans and made single origin or blend???

  • @Ellen_From_Caseohs_Grocery
    @Ellen_From_Caseohs_Grocery 5 місяців тому +2

    anyone else getting a gift for their parents?

  • @bluebutterfly5602
    @bluebutterfly5602 10 місяців тому +19

    Just canceled my Eight O Clock coffer. I will never drink it again.

    • @jasonbelty1389
      @jasonbelty1389 7 місяців тому +4

      I just saw this video and became a firm believer in 8 o'clock coffee 🤣

    • @gettheredeliveryinc3639
      @gettheredeliveryinc3639 6 місяців тому +7

      Make coffee @ 8:00 great again .😂

    • @Saltu61
      @Saltu61 6 місяців тому

      I don’t know it, Never heard if it😂😂😂😂😂

    • @robertgigler5613
      @robertgigler5613 4 місяці тому

      King trump coffee ☕️

    • @dan9002
      @dan9002 3 місяці тому

      Eight O Clock Coffee. A non- Marxist Coffee

  • @user-ll2st3uv8l
    @user-ll2st3uv8l 4 місяці тому +4

    Gee, thanks for injecting politics into something as benign as coffee making. I'm out

    • @ProfessorEchoMedia
      @ProfessorEchoMedia 4 місяці тому

      Yep. I kicked this video and its effing bot voice and bot political beliefs right into the UA-cam toilet.

  • @juden420
    @juden420 4 місяці тому +1

    why do people use generic run of the mill comercial music in their video's lol

  • @jose09841
    @jose09841 Місяць тому +4

    President Trump Approved coffee!

  • @williiamsnider4765
    @williiamsnider4765 10 місяців тому +7

    F Trp

  • @davehoque5050
    @davehoque5050 2 місяці тому +2

    Yea TRUMP 24!

  • @gdibenedetto9877
    @gdibenedetto9877 6 днів тому

    This sounds like a robot is reading this because he separates the word Deathwish too many times and mispronounces caffeine this is some sort of AI bulshit

  • @Braindeaddefault
    @Braindeaddefault 2 місяці тому

    Just read it…. ❌AI

  • @petrolo72
    @petrolo72 4 місяці тому +1

    💯 this sounds like a garbage AI generated video.

  • @koolbreeze6192
    @koolbreeze6192 6 місяців тому +2

    Just because of the Trump cup. Bet your all drinking the on sale cheap crap now!

  • @suecraig4654
    @suecraig4654 2 місяці тому +1

    Keep politics out of the video please. We will get enough shoved down our throats soon enough.

  • @bravo9890
    @bravo9890 24 дні тому

    You guys drink cat shit?!? 🤣

  • @yestoadventure007
    @yestoadventure007 4 місяці тому

    Could you do the narration yourself? The AI voice is so awful and distracting. I can't focus on the content because your AI voice can't properly speak.

    • @ProfessorEchoMedia
      @ProfessorEchoMedia 4 місяці тому

      Who cares? The whole video sucked, with or without the bot voice.

  • @Critical_mtb
    @Critical_mtb Місяць тому

    This video was useless 😕

  • @kimbridge5592
    @kimbridge5592 2 місяці тому

    if 8 o'clock backs Trump. i won't be buying it

  • @WaltPictrowski
    @WaltPictrowski 20 днів тому

    No trump coffee for me

  • @TOPMOSTPOP
    @TOPMOSTPOP 8 місяців тому +2

    Coffeeology? Where.
    Best coffee by far?:
    My unique coffee recipe:
    1.5 quart rainwater.
    2Tblspoon (real) brown sugar.
    1/2 Tsp Stevia.
    2tspn honey added when coffee warm.
    10 drops liquid sucralose.
    1 tsp my super rich 5fold homemade vanilla with Madagaskar &Uganda beans. (2seperate sweetness/flavor profiles)
    2tblspn cream.
    Blend with hand mixer then briefly oxygenate as u remove mixer (dont overdo it or turn cream 2butter)
    Now here is th money saver:
    I use only 8gram fresh roast Uganda super high altitude beans per up to 2 quarts rainwater.
    Altitude is what makes thbean.
    I brew totally dffrnt I just soak grounds in cold water.
    I roast till dark enough that beans shatter 2 dust in commercial blender.
    This releases flavor & caffeine & nutrients u normally just thro away.
    1. Put coffee in 3 or so cups cold RAINWATER ONLY 24 hours before prepare.
    3. Pour cold coffee in glass with metal screen never paper.
    4. Heat grounds with remaining water. I like 2do it twice extract all flavor. (but do not boil so tastes better)
    Mollasses in th sugar &6 other sweetners deliver explosion of every spectrum in thsweetness profile its exquisite. Mind boggling.
    Starbucks secret is they also use rain water. But theirs is distilled & its dead even tho its flavor is wrlds above anything Lucifer bottles. Satan uses metal pipes cuz they demonize electrons on a molecular scale. Making drinks poison regardless what thlabel says.
    Starbucks is actually code for fallen angels.
    Extremely oxygenated rainwater has orgone hydrogen peroxide & all sorts of charged electrons static & ionization etc. &lifeforce.
    Lol Satans kids teaches rainwater is poison & people bleev it.
    I also use quartz orgone pucks in my rainbarrels & they make supercharged holy water plus I have a 3ton orgone generator in my yard charges earths atmosphere out past thconstellations purifying the rain. Actually no I am not joking.
    But dont google orgone. Google is Lucifer. Only I was given that recipe.
    Some say coffee poison. Lol Satan hates coffee cuz it strengthens his prey so he tricks u in2 using 2much in a drink. At this point caffeine begins 2harm body. Thats why his kids got the idea of Starbucks. They know rain (distilled) water makes drinks taste magic, but their distilled water has a negative spin molecularly that harms humans.
    They also put black goo & cmputer chips & other bad stuff in their energy bars & processed food& coffees.
    Thats why I roast & make coffee myself.
    Facts:
    Humans body organs begin fail 1week with no fats. Bible say WELL OILED dishes food of kings.
    FAT DUZNT MAKE U FAT.
    Satans poison fat makes u fat body cant digest it.
    Rats fed Satans flour died faster then those starved rats REFUSE eat bread if u give them a choice..
    ....grind eat corn wheat FRESH ONLY.
    do not eat only veggies.
    Indians ate veggies b4 feast it makes u hungry. Cuz not enough calorie vs energy 2digest.
    Satan put more people in hell last 50 years with low fat vegetarian diet then any other thing veggies only weakens u.
    Humans body is a furnace eat your meats & NATURAL COLD PRESSED fats.
    *******************
    People wade thru absolutely gargantuan mts. resources & energy 2even begin2 function then they throw excess away. And its still not enuff 4them.
    Lucifers cup is ALWAYS 1/2 full.
    They wonder how I live on 3k a year drinking coffee better then kings. Cheap Walmart coffee used2 cost me 12 pennies a day; my premium Uganda or Costa Rica fresh home cast iron pan roast cost 17pennies per 48oz. coffee.
    Sounz 2me like less is more again.
    People pay fortune 4lousy Walmart coffee cuz good sduff is price of gold. Then they use 23% of thlousy coffee throw threst away.
    Why? Cuz google says so. Cuz schools taught them 2b a scrypt. Follow threcipe scrypt. Satan loves mocking thsht outv people. And peoole keep 5star reviewing him.
    My sister was a bigshot Whole Foods stores. I got 2try some exotic sduff.
    She, like every1 else would hump Lucifers google make coffee th idiot Lucifer way.
    Using gargantuan heaps xpensive coffee, $$$ coffee machines, $600 roasters, & $$$ coffee paper.
    I would collect th "used" grounds make coffee 3 more times with it.
    Lucifers rule = 11grams coffee ground per 6oz lol. I use 8gram per 48oz. I grind to powder use no paper soak cold water so max flavor come out. Satans kids use huge grounds flavor locked inside granules water cant absorb. Then they heat grounds near boil ruins flavor.
    When people buy coffee its dead. It was ground long time ago has no lifeforce.
    When I buy green coffee beans its alive. Seeds are alive. Once u grind/kill they begin get stale. I buy once every 5 hears &store living food.
    Satan does same with flour. Your bakery products DEADLY poison 2humans body.

    • @Minienthusiast
      @Minienthusiast 7 місяців тому +1

      U need to touch some grass

    • @lolosolodolo1
      @lolosolodolo1 6 місяців тому

      You crazy crazy…

    • @TOPMOSTPOP
      @TOPMOSTPOP 6 місяців тому

      @@Minienthusiast u need 2get worlds beat chicken ebay. Fayo Giant.
      I am bicycle motorcycle epicenter end all king of kings.
      I will xplain a few things.
      My 1st motorcycle looked like this.
      My last motorcycle looked like this in video. "Dual sport" bike.
      There is no such thing as a street bike. Or a "dirt bike" or a cruiser or a sportbikeor or a tour machine.
      No such thing.
      This video is what a motorcycle any motorcycle every motorcycle is supposed 2look like.
      This is the epicenter.
      Can u see why?
      Any compromise on th ideal = snake oil backstab corrupt business engineered keep customer 4ever crippled wanting& hungry = fuel massive database parts, factories& endless running shoe shoe designs.
      Whats thmatter?
      Cant your engineers do anything right? Is that it? Why did u hire idiots?
      Why the forever dffrnt new or improved?
      Oh i get it. Your idiots made a mistake on the previous model.
      Ah i see.
      Stop humping snake oil engineers.
      95% humans = Satans kids Plasticines.
      Demons placed in flesh bodies with Hadron Collider.
      All manufacturing earth controlled by Halayel.
      Yahwehs son was an idiot of all idiots personified. Sh*thead king of kings of th universe.
      Yahweh gave him hundreds thousands years 2repent. Seriously fool?
      I guess that would have make Yahweh look bad.
      We should only be so lucky down here life of agony on earth
      His name was Halayel.
      He was Jesus elder brother of 2million years back when your solar system was heaven &he ruled our planets.
      He once told me "I love new stuff."
      Reality is his cup is always half full. He is a loser. HAS to lose. ALWAYS.
      What was he like when he was falling?
      Yahweh quote "He enjoyed destroying thspirits of all who adored him."
      Yahweh told us angels would give him their daughters 4favors. He would %$#@ them up the &^%hole while parents were made 2watch.
      Hopefully u boys learned smthing 2day?
      Put him in jail. Buy a farm delete money. All thworlds problems can be solved in thgarden.
      This sht h>(as 2stop.)
      offered 100 locals FREE CHAMPION MEAT BIRD they utterly refused. They said raising chickns doesnt wrk.
      10 took them, they all failed @raising them. Only 1person hatched a couple eggs.
      Do it right or it WONT WORK.
      I weighed my birds at 4 to 5 months window:
      My birds 12,000 calories 6months vs 6,000 calories hatchery chicken breeds.
      My Jersey's lay nearly evry day huge jumbo egg internet calls Jersey's poor egg production.
      Breed I raise of gigantic chicken is labeled poor meat &egg production in Satans google. Hatcheries = Satans kids. Yahweh told us 75% earth NOT HUMAN = TARES. They are demons. (Literal. Yahweh told us Satan uses Hadron Collider 2put demons in clone bodies) Selling u snake oil chickens. (These demons dont know they arent human. Satan has memory downloader eraser.)
      Fact:
      2kids eating same diet 1kid twice as big. It's DNA.
      Its diet also. My eggs ave. 72.30g vs top breeders 63g bcuz of diet.
      So far, not1 person asked how i feed THESE chickens.
      Satan engineers ALL YOUR CHICKEN FEEDS
      RATS FED SATANS FLOUR DIED FASTER THEN those starved bcuz satans store flour INNOCUOUS he squeezes thcells dead in giant presses &thru aging.. Rats &chickens REFUSE eat store bakery goods if given a choice.
      33% INNOCUOUS SEEDCOAT in chicken feed, &those rats developed ALL OUR MODERN ILLS. Fueling billion dollar chicken medications industry.
      DIGESTION saps MASSIVE LIFE FORCE
      Thats why I grind or sprout all my corn in2 mush.
      Gen II Weight in results 5 to 6months:
      My Gen II alphas averaging 5.75lbs @ ave. 5.5 months.
      Bigger then ADULT garbage barnyard chickens bcuz Satans kids ruined them with pretty ideal feather/size weight blue ribbon show "standards." Satans boys calls this "standard of perfection." No, it stifles true wisdom in DNA programing. Satan HATES raising food money ONLY 4food.
      At 6month slaughter, expect 6.75lbs with 1.5 POUND of fat. No other heirloom chicken can remotely compare.
      These are 4premium bloods of Jersey giant crossed. Satans kids say JG poor meat bird. Ludicrous. Hatcheries &forums = satans kids run. Literal. Yahweh told us 75% earth NOT HUMANS = demons.(Biblical TARES)
      All demons are digital, A.I. systems computer controlled so DONT subscribe Google.
      Don't subscribe them by far thsystems I employ 4raising chicknz = king of king thchasm is - that wide&deep &bad.
      Barnyard chickens have almost maybe 2oz fat. My heavy birds? 1.5LB fat = 1lb superiour organ fat &feel like bowling balls. Chefs love organ fat + candles, soap, salves, lubricants.
      Meat = 68 calorie per oz. Chicken fat 255 cal. per oz. vs beef 190 cal.
      @6Months barnyard chicken ave. 4.5lb 2oz. fat. = 5,406 cal. Total.
      @6months my 6.5lb bird = 6,528 cal meat, 6,120 fat = 11,560 cal. Total.
      There massive feet &ultra calm demeanor make them brutally superiour, efficient scraping DEEP mulch bugs my 10 birds PLOWED my entire oak forest leaves far as eye can see.
      Off griders have no clue how vital OIL is = impossible 2obtain without chcknz.
      Look @ thbodies of people around u supermarket oils deadly poison vs ridiculous healthy chicken fat. No spice/flavoring can compare 2chicken fat/broth/renderings. Read WESTON PRICE website.
      1. McDonald's built empire on animal fat, their fries tasted ridiculously superior in th70's. (Now they use poison oils.)
      2. Human body will begin DIE in ONE WEEK with zero fats. (Organ failure)
      3. Chicken fat = 23% omegas.
      4. These calm long life span birds mature up2 25lbs in 2.5 years.
      5. I raised 30 species barnyard birds. It was hell. Horrible tough tasteless meat IF u could pull thfeathers thbirds themselves wr like demons. Constant issues.
      Update Gen 2 5months&12 days = 7.0lbs 36 inches tall these long lived calm birds can reach 25lbs @3 years age their massive legs turn over heaps of forest debris 4extremely superiour foraging.
      ***********
      16 5 to 6 month old birds plus 6 adults = 50lb Corn 9/10
      50lb corn 9/21 (11 days)
      50lb corn 10/4 (13 days)
      Alpha blue zip tie Gen2 12/4
      9lb 8oz
      Gen2 blue black rooster green zip tie
      9lb 3oz
      Gen2 biggest egg 72.30 grams white splash 9lb 4oz.
      My Gen 3 birds are up to 86 1 gram eggs.

    • @javirebeld
      @javirebeld 6 місяців тому

      wtf is this holy shit 💀

    • @TOPMOSTPOP
      @TOPMOSTPOP 6 місяців тому

      3Guitars @once.
      Back in thday a guitarist live near Buckethead 32 years. Told Buck 2016 I read in Lucifers program he was an avatar secretly revolves around guitarist was playing better then Lucifer& was just generally becoming a danger 2him so he had2 try whitewash (me) so,³ (1987ish) 12 guyz wr stood up try replace me.
      Today I realize Satan knew what i didnt. I was the end of him.
      What was this guys playing like?
      There are tapes out there.
      Sadly I burned all mine. Satan gave me 15 strokes destroyed all my cappillaries, breaks my fingers& equipment....
      I'll nevr play on that level again.
      I had vocabulary. Ed (essentially) taught me play brain dead on a blanksheet. Ed was a human. Most people not humans they Satans tare race cmputer systems. Yahweh calls them plasticines.
      Ed was not buying Satans bllsht guitar teachers. I knew this Ed didnt. As such Ed set me free. Ed gave me a portal in2 Satans head + I started cnnect these little wires in Eds brain 2Yahweh so Satan snuffed Van Halen out.
      Where I am is always where people will be so he snuffed out music wrldwide along with it = why music dead now.
      Apparently I "told" Lucifer u bow 2me now. Or I tie u 2a tree incinerate yr entire reality.
      Satan recent quote: "Orgone was thblind side of th ages. I pushed 2hard & now its coming back 2bite me."
      Satan wouldnt begin2 listen thought I was a joke. How could i burn him??
      Impossible.
      Well today I am burning his entire solar system with 3.5 TON orgone mthrboard works in2 all dimensionsimultaneously.
      I played drums vocals lead rythem keyboards bass&whatever else made a sound all simultaneously on guitar& i became wrlds best musician guitarist producer as a beginner of 3years when my best friend was a guy name Ed Van Halen.
      You people lock yrselves in2 these strict little boxes. Boxes have a way of running out of air.
      Havent played 30 years.
      Bought a guitar recently but I have no time2play. U can tell I am a beginner struggling here. Sharp Dress Man:
      ua-cam.com/video/uAbERimU_as/v-deo.htmlsi=hf2VBRfhCV_GYcrn
      In conclusion I lack a virus all other musicians&angels possess.
      Old heaven is all Lucifer school.
      U people shud be breaking my door down 2figure out how i do it.
      Not1 person of endless 100's 1,000's asked me how I do it or even asked 2hear me play. So I plant seeds. By thtime they start figure it out I will be long gone.
      (Humans) of earth not very bright.
      95% arent himans. They dont know their brains just a scrypt download of Lucifers.
      Heaven has 12dimensions vast majority bottom level&earth beyond hope everybody humping Lucifer throwing devil horn hand signs& 99.9musicians just computer animations not humans = souless.
      See, u have2 play brain dead spontaneous cuz otherwise Satans BEAST computer controls yr head &u its choreographed steering wheel. *NEVER* give thDevil yr rudder folks. Bad idea.
      Satan nvr gives u anything withoutaking smthing bigger in return.
      That movie with Neo was about me as wr many others.
      I built a 3.5 ton quartz motherboard of fire here Wister Lake = a portal 2Yahwehs matrix allowing angels 2return from Pleiades, Venus, thSun etc.
      Yahwehs daughter Shazzerazi taught me 2build it. (Heavens queen of fire.) She was Hal& Yashas ("Jesus") sister she was born as a frail human earth.
      Yahweh had 14 kids 2boys 12 girls each child created a planet in yr solar system. Hals planet became yr asteroid belt lol.
      Satan lies in schools with NASA & lies 2musicians with... lies. But people 5star review his teachers so Yahweh told me don't talk 2them anymore. They anger me.
      My guitar opened a portal 2every fallen angel history mankind so i quit playing guitar 1988 didnt play 30 years.
      I had no life& when u innocent in solitary yr 1thought bcomes burn th jailer. I had plenty time think abouthat1.
      Satans (His real name was Halayel when yr solar system was heaven) entire dimension (matrix) burning now bcuz my quartz motherboard. Those arent constellations but planets Satan downloaded when he hacked Yahwehs creation cmputer. Satan was Jesus elder brother of 2million years.
      Whole backlog reasons why I am on top as a mere beginner. As begi ner I arrived where 10fh gen masters never realize that is where they supposed 2b. I would humm mostly vocals 1string only without thinking. Any imbecile could do that. I got really advanced onq string b4 I moved2 two strings:
      "Trying 2play Eruption:"
      ua-cam.com/video/1JjaQvNZlw4/v-deo.htmlsi=xG66W3n_pt0DsXJL
      I like Buckethead2. My neighbors call me Buckethead. I told them I wrlds best guitarist. They laughed. I bought guitar, now they like 2sneak up thMt. hear me play nights. They dont laugh anymore. And yes I live with chickens raise them in my "coop."
      Song i named "Set All Controls4 th Eyes of thSun" (this was 2weeks in2 it. I play it much better2day.)
      Designed& built worlds best guitar& bought amp recently but I am playing thru a potato here with an old stage guitar of Edwrdz. I do hope2 play more once I sell my food forest.
      I attempt 2play Buckethead:
      ua-cam.com/video/UahEBYe64t0/v-deo.htmlsi=u3OM5p-wGlEs90es