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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
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    Don’t double-bolt Kenrith, the Returned King.
    LYRICS:
    We were good, we were gold
    Then you hit me with those bolts
    We were right til we weren’t
    To my dome you sent that burn
    Mmm I didn’t want to leave here, I didn’t want to die
    Walked toward the graveyard but then remembered I
    I can give myself powers
    Increase my toughness to ten (How?)
    Pump up myself with counters
    Do things you don’t understand
    I can give myself trampling
    And I can grow my own hand
    Yeah I can pump me better than your Act
    I got powers
    I got lots of powers, baby
    Yeah I got powers
    Lots and lots of powers, baby
    Try to win games with burn?
    Fool, I’m gaining 5 each turn
    Peel more cards, hand is full
    I’ve drawn more blobs than Mark Rothko
    Mmm I am so amazing, I’m a unique guy
    Started to get lonely then remembered I
    I can give myself powers
    Reanimate my best friend
    Pump up ourselves with counters
    Pick one you’re legendary…
    I can give myself trampling
    And haste until my turn ends
    I modify me better than you can
    I got powers
    I got lots of powers, baby
    Yeah I got powers
    Lots and lots of powers, baby
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 385

  • @Ygo1ohcysP
    @Ygo1ohcysP Рік тому +922

    This encompasses perfectly what controlling a Kenrith feels like

    • @alexhanson9025
      @alexhanson9025 Рік тому +5

      So true! Also amazing song.

    • @coopergraveline4533
      @coopergraveline4533 Рік тому +15

      And also what fighting a Kenrith is like.

    • @ianbloodmoon9142
      @ianbloodmoon9142 Рік тому +6

      Imagine being actually able to do all of that with Kenrith, cause my opponents just seem to always have removal for it. Absolutely frustrating 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @monopoman
      @monopoman Рік тому +6

      It was even more true when this card typically saw play with Fires of Invention meaning you could cast spells for free then use all that free mana to use Kenrith's abilities.

    • @Urkkahlia
      @Urkkahlia Рік тому +3

      I remember that! That deck was so broken because, you always had haste with Kenrith and the cavalier of flame and you could often board wipe or gain life on the same turn. I swear fires of invention like tripled you mana.

  • @brandongalvan6603
    @brandongalvan6603 Рік тому +646

    "Pick one. You're legendary."
    "It's actually Sakashima."

    • @rooster5man
      @rooster5man Рік тому +19

      Headcanon accepted

    • @DrondaDesuix
      @DrondaDesuix Рік тому +24

      "Got Sakashima
      Got, Got Sakashima baby
      Got Sakashima
      Got, Got Sakashima baby"

    • @immortalgamer3960
      @immortalgamer3960 Рік тому +31

      I just assume there's always something off screen that makes his silly board states work. In this case, I bet on Mirror Gallery.

    • @toolittletoolate
      @toolittletoolate Рік тому +1

      @@immortalgamer3960 I feel like it's like Trey and Matt with southpark where they purposely do things wrong (like in the wow episode and cock magic episode) as a nod to the fans who know.

    • @jgammc
      @jgammc Рік тому +2

      @@immortalgamer3960 This time the board state does work without any other cards. Well if we ignore the lands or rather the lack therof. The Mirror Gallery would actually make the boardstate, or atleast the comment of the opponent wrong. While reanimating a Kenrith if you already have on is certainly a bad play, it is completely within the boundaries of the magic rules, so this time it wouldn't really make sense for there to be another card.

  • @reanamet1901
    @reanamet1901 Рік тому +1188

    Remy is physically incapable of not regularly producing absolutely banger parodies.

    • @KhanGarth
      @KhanGarth Рік тому +21

      It’s his cross to bear

    • @Krolan101
      @Krolan101 Рік тому +9

      i keep saying this one'sthe best one. and then another one comes out.

  • @m1a1l1t1e1
    @m1a1l1t1e1 Рік тому +117

    I like that "buying" a friend is the most expensive ability of Kenrith.

    • @jeanducon8486
      @jeanducon8486 Рік тому +16

      I like that Kenrith is his own best friend

  • @NoFlu
    @NoFlu Рік тому +161

    Petition to have Remy make a parody of the song "I cry" and instead its about "I scry"

    • @astralman
      @astralman Рік тому +5

      He already used that joke in his parody of "Lucky".

  • @Dem0n1337
    @Dem0n1337 Рік тому +33

    The rules committee has determined that Golos, The Tireless Pilgrim is banned. We do not see Kenrith, the Returned King as powerful and in fact it is a step down from Golos, Tireless Pilgrim.

  • @sawcandyman7363
    @sawcandyman7363 Рік тому +64

    I appreciate the phrase "To my dome you sent that burn" making a callback to a similar phrase in the MTG Rap.

  • @louleone3447
    @louleone3447 Рік тому +274

    Every time I feel myself slipping away from wanting to play MTG, Remy just puts out a new video, and then I ask my friends who's down for a game lmao.

    • @niXonc0x
      @niXonc0x Рік тому +8

      I was thinking similar only "slipping away from life"

    • @Dracorus_
      @Dracorus_ Рік тому +3

      @@niXonc0x Hol' up💀

    • @onkelgroen
      @onkelgroen Рік тому +3

      I haven't played since the late 90's, and yet find myself wanting to drive to town and buy a few boosters...

    • @GothamKnight-hsw4vx526430
      @GothamKnight-hsw4vx526430 Рік тому +1

      ​@@onkelgroen as long as it's from your Local Game Store!

  • @torreykat
    @torreykat Рік тому +51

    The exasperated sigh and the closing "pick one, you're legendary" line really clinched it.
    But also what the heck, when we asked for white to be less weak I'm not sure this is what we wanted? 🤔

  • @KnightsofGaming2016
    @KnightsofGaming2016 Рік тому +243

    It's a good day whenever Remy uploads, especially a parody song. Keep up the good work MTGRemy

  • @walls_of_skulls6061
    @walls_of_skulls6061 Рік тому +16

    I love Kenrith in edh, everyone thinks you’re playing group hug until you need like any advantage at all. You can also splash colors, I made a bant kenrith deck and then cast a black spell like 12 turns in just to blind side people. People realize you’re up to shenanigans? Gain 15 life out of nowhere to prevent lethal. Need cards? Kenrith has card draw on a stick. Even if you’re not up to shenanigans you can really mess with people when an azorius deck is constantly giving its whole board trample and haste. Make Naya with counter spells, Kenrith does everything.

    • @cteal2018
      @cteal2018 Рік тому +2

      my fav is to give player A creatures trample after player B declares blockers.

  • @jonasnow
    @jonasnow Рік тому +61

    Another song, another banger, never misses

  • @recusantvessel
    @recusantvessel Рік тому +48

    The national anthem for Kenrith players

  • @chickenghost8023
    @chickenghost8023 Рік тому +11

    Loved how the two copies are in different takes.

  • @OGDanteZero
    @OGDanteZero Рік тому +74

    The King of song parodies have returned like Kenrith 👑

    • @kamikirbits7708
      @kamikirbits7708 Рік тому +4

      hopefully he won't die like Kenrith

    • @MunchKING
      @MunchKING Рік тому +3

      Weird Al? Where? *looks around excitedly*

    • @superridero1615
      @superridero1615 Рік тому +2

      .... Remy is good, but like Weird Al exists.

  • @1choas
    @1choas Рік тому +32

    This guys songs keep me so hyped for my commander nights with friends

  • @philipmorse-fortier5499
    @philipmorse-fortier5499 Рік тому +67

    "Drawn more blobs than Mark Rothko" brilliant

    • @kestelllaurie3224
      @kestelllaurie3224 Рік тому +4

      Thanks, i did not get that one.

    • @ElisaW914
      @ElisaW914 Рік тому +11

      Thanks for writing it down. I didn't get the name in the text and was hoping someone else did. I actually laughed out loud when I googled him.

    • @tzera_rhuon
      @tzera_rhuon Рік тому +7

      Wow, after checking, he really stretches the limits of what I'd call art

  • @capeciucc5268
    @capeciucc5268 Рік тому +23

    I've found this guy in a draft against me... he alone devasted me! In a few turns.
    Kenrith deserve this song!
    😊

    • @macurvello
      @macurvello Рік тому +3

      For a second I thought you meant Remy

  • @mikotagayuna8494
    @mikotagayuna8494 Рік тому +189

    It's good that Kenrith has lots of powers. That means he's gonna be okay during this Phyrexian invasion, right? Right?

  • @RayearthIX
    @RayearthIX Рік тому +21

    In the dozen times I've played by Kenrith deck, I don't think I've ever given him a counter. I always use him to help speed the process of forcing all my opponents to draw their entire decks (and I've actually won that way, lol). He certainly has a vast array of powers though!

    • @anneaunyme
      @anneaunyme Рік тому +2

      Back in standard his first ability was probably the most played. Giving haste for R in a Boros aggro deck like Winota is very strong.
      His third one is also very solid in control decks: 5 life is a lot, enough to give you the edge against the most agressive decks.
      I have never seen any of the 3 other ones, not that they are bad, just that they are not on the same level of "bonkers"

    • @kingofbudokai
      @kingofbudokai 9 місяців тому

      @@anneaunyme I have to disagree. Maybe not in standard, but in commander/brawl, reanimation on a stick is broken as heck. I do think haste/trample the entire board for 1 is the most nuts, but spammable reanimation is absolutely busted in decks that are designed around it.

    • @anneaunyme
      @anneaunyme 9 місяців тому +1

      @@kingofbudokai Man, why are you starting your comment with "I disagree" if what you say afterwards doesn't contradict what I wrote?
      Ofc spamming reanimation is strong in EDH, I was just saying that in standard this wasn't played. There were things way more busted than that (remember, that's the year when then banned the most cards ever). A reanimation deck at that time could have been relatively powerful if you compare it to the standard of present time (idk, I haven't played standard for a while), but against other decks of Eldraine standard you needed more than "relatively powerful".

  • @irreleverent
    @irreleverent Рік тому +8

    "fool I'm gaining 5 a turn" as someone who's played Kenrith in MoM limited, I assure you that you're lucky if they're only gaining 5 life a turn. Curving Kenrith into the realization that, "Oh, I can just gain 10 a turn" was a trip.

  • @TARDIS915
    @TARDIS915 Рік тому +7

    Since finding this channel, I also end up finding Magic cards in songs. I can no longer hear "We Are the Champions" without singing "no treasure cruise."

    • @jonnynice8366
      @jonnynice8366 6 місяців тому

      Thanks for ruining a perfectly good song forever.

  • @Th3Rad10D3m0m
    @Th3Rad10D3m0m 5 місяців тому +3

    If you want to give yourself trample and haste Kenrith, ya gotta give it to everyone

  • @oskarpettersson2892
    @oskarpettersson2892 11 місяців тому +5

    I so desperately want a full length version of this!

  • @gerickolson2271
    @gerickolson2271 Рік тому +12

    Hey Remy I was having a bad day, but this changed my whole mood around. Thanks for that, glad you're here ♥

  • @emmanuelbourgeois5955
    @emmanuelbourgeois5955 Рік тому +4

    These parodies are soo good. I can't believe how catchy they are.

  • @gabbamoreno
    @gabbamoreno Рік тому +10

    honestly, this is your best song, it is so fitting, I can't imagine not start singing you parody next time that my friend brings his Kenrith to the table 😂

  • @JD867
    @JD867 Рік тому +1

    I love my Kenrith deck. Training Grounds and similar effects are just so good.

  • @lorenzotimoncini6946
    @lorenzotimoncini6946 Рік тому +4

    I keep saying it! Remy is the most underrated mtg youtuber

  • @danielchoritz1903
    @danielchoritz1903 Рік тому +1

    did read some suggestions, so i have some to:
    Nirvana "smells like a spirit"
    Taylor Twist "pick it up" (return to hand)
    papa roach "last resort" (cant lose the game)

  • @danielchoritz1903
    @danielchoritz1903 Рік тому +5

    yes, feels like this channel grows into a addiction for me.

  • @raynmanshorts9275
    @raynmanshorts9275 Рік тому +8

    It is physically impossible for Remy to miss.

  • @kevinfry1010
    @kevinfry1010 Рік тому +1

    This man is one of the few 'youtubers' that actually earns his subscriptions

  • @doofusmccookie4430
    @doofusmccookie4430 Рік тому +1

    Ayyyyy yo the Orioles are on a tear it’s nice that you are rocking the Baltimore gear.

  • @jonathananonymouse7685
    @jonathananonymouse7685 Рік тому +2

    Excellent stuff! I shared this with my SO and they insisted I save it to "their" playlist. So kudos from *both* of us!

  •  Рік тому +6

    I just can't get over how amazing those parodies are. Thanks a lot !

  • @mikeyparker961
    @mikeyparker961 Рік тому +3

    This guy needs more subscribers, all his content is fire!

  • @manwe4036
    @manwe4036 Рік тому +3

    Thank you so much for making this channel.

  • @tylerdetert5459
    @tylerdetert5459 Рік тому +1

    This got me to listen to Flowers, and I really like it too! Thank you!!!

  • @niXonc0x
    @niXonc0x Рік тому +4

    Sad it before, I'll say it again. Funniest Magic content on the Tubes

  • @nerdaccount
    @nerdaccount Рік тому +1

    Amazing and WOW for the Mark Rothko reference!

  • @crimsonspade4305
    @crimsonspade4305 Рік тому +2

    This song is stuck in my head now

  • @The_Grimsun
    @The_Grimsun Рік тому +2

    I just have to say, please keep being amazing. I love parodies so much and the fact they are magic themed is just even better. So few people these days I feel do parodies and its a shame.

  • @bryankopkin6869
    @bryankopkin6869 Рік тому +8

    So damn good. Never change Remy, never change

  • @dazersneezydwarf
    @dazersneezydwarf Рік тому +12

    Justice for Kenrith.

  • @TheNatureInstinct
    @TheNatureInstinct Рік тому +1

    Lost it when he punned about 'drawing blobs'.
    Impeccable lyrics Remy!

  • @Kattywagon29
    @Kattywagon29 Рік тому +5

    I knew this parody would stick in my head...I clicked on it anyway!

  • @maxvanhuffelen5230
    @maxvanhuffelen5230 Рік тому +3

    This was fantastic! Really felt like some of Remi's older (and imo best) songs!

  • @beyramtorbrand2290
    @beyramtorbrand2290 Рік тому +1

    Remy, I deeply appreciate your channel, thank you for all this sense of humor.

  • @Darksirey
    @Darksirey Рік тому +2

    absolutely amazing!

  • @kevinglusing3797
    @kevinglusing3797 Рік тому +1

    I always forgot the name of this song, but I love it. Now I'll never forget thanks to this amazing parody. So good.

  • @theblart7535
    @theblart7535 Рік тому +1

    This one I laughed from the beginning to the end. I love your work. Keep on!

  • @halfdanfiskerangen9025
    @halfdanfiskerangen9025 Рік тому +2

    How does all of your songs slap so hard?!? Banger after banger after banger after... Keep doing God's work

  • @1993Delicious
    @1993Delicious Рік тому +9

    You're one of the only channels that I need to get the reminder bell!

    • @Dinakol
      @Dinakol Рік тому

      actually the only channel I got the bell for when it was introduced and never got disappointed

  • @Nemesis653
    @Nemesis653 Рік тому +1

    This song is a good sales pitch to play Kenrith. I'm in.

  • @danielkuttel7867
    @danielkuttel7867 Рік тому +2

    Never thought that my favorite commander gets his own song. Love it

  • @TheeBuddylee
    @TheeBuddylee Рік тому +3

    Pure gold everytime

  • @leveticus5721
    @leveticus5721 Рік тому +6

    Idea: parody songs for sketchy Magic cards… Here’s some starter material using the Remedy card and Fireflies parody
    She could not believe her eyes
    As this two mana surprise
    Dipped on her bed to make her fall asleep
    ‘Cause she had to gasp for air
    And spit potion everywhere
    He was so rude but she could just freeze and stare
    She’d like to make herself believe that this spell was for healing
    It’s hard to say she’s rather stay awake than go to sleep
    ‘Cause this doc is clearly not who he seems

  • @kristophermichaud4467
    @kristophermichaud4467 Рік тому +1

    Spore Frog is my Kenny's best friend. With all of the mana reduction in my deck, it just becomes 'pay three mana to prevent all combat damage'

  • @The2012Aceman
    @The2012Aceman 7 місяців тому +2

    This song really grows on you.

  • @00Angry00Kitten00
    @00Angry00Kitten00 Рік тому +2

    1:42 slaps so hard

  • @iTzDritte
    @iTzDritte Рік тому +8

    I thought this was gonna end with Kenrith dying to Doom Blade but I was wrong.

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 Рік тому

      p sure Doom Blade can only kill non-legendary creatures. It's not literally just 2 mana kill a guy.

    • @cotton9126
      @cotton9126 Рік тому +1

      @@webbowser8834 Destroy target nonblack creature.

    • @mdb45424
      @mdb45424 Рік тому

      Walk the plank

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 Рік тому

      @@cotton9126 ohhhh, derp, must've gotten it mixed up with some other black removal spell (there's certainly enough of them).

    • @notreallyhere67
      @notreallyhere67 Рік тому

      @@webbowser8834 you're thinking of Cast Down :P

  • @marcuswehle1833
    @marcuswehle1833 Рік тому +1

    This is one of the best parodies I've heard so far. this is my new favorite one. Keep them coming my man Remy.

  • @Dinakol
    @Dinakol Рік тому +2

    THIS IS GOLD. REMY THE GOAT !!

  • @---zh8qn
    @---zh8qn Рік тому +3

    I want exactlly this as my kenrith proxy xD

    • @Terrakinetic
      @Terrakinetic Рік тому +2

      Screenshot it and print out your own copy.
      I use mtg-printing to get the right size.

  • @Gamma5232
    @Gamma5232 Рік тому

    I don't know MTG, but Remy's bangers make me want to learn just so the songs make more sense.

  • @ValefarSoulslayer
    @ValefarSoulslayer Рік тому +1

    The BEST thing about his songs is the fact that they all rly capture the feeling of the Card / strategy the song is about, he nails it every damn time

  • @SyrKonrat
    @SyrKonrat Рік тому

    My opponent was playing Pyrohemia with a Veteran Explorer in their graveyard.
    My Kenrith w/ training ground throughly enjoyed reanimating in response. I immediatly felt the power as i untapped with every basic in my deck.

  • @jarana941
    @jarana941 Рік тому +2

    I swear he picks all my favorite cards

  • @jamiebasarab7409
    @jamiebasarab7409 Рік тому +2

    Fantastic as always

  • @DragonAttack515
    @DragonAttack515 Рік тому +4

    Great as always!
    I recently came up with an idea for an mtg parody myself, of the song blue. It’s themed around counterspells. You can use the idea if you want to.

  • @NordlandMTG
    @NordlandMTG Рік тому +2

    Perfect song. Very great. I pulled this card a few days ago. Can't stop laughing

  • @koenvandepoll927
    @koenvandepoll927 Рік тому +1

    Kenrith is one heck of a magic card.

  • @Azninjazn
    @Azninjazn Рік тому

    i learn so much about certain cards from your videos

  • @geinerelizondo2019
    @geinerelizondo2019 Рік тому +3

    Legendary Rule doesn't apply while they singing!

  • @chayadol
    @chayadol Рік тому +4

    Another great banger of a song from Remy!
    Also I never heard this song before, you really open the new music world to me lol

    • @abbygaleforcewind
      @abbygaleforcewind Рік тому +1

      Miley Cyrus 😮

    • @chayadol
      @chayadol Рік тому

      @@abbygaleforcewind Yeah! I'm actually super surprise it's Miley Cyrus.
      I think set of her newer songs are really good! I really dig it a lot!

  • @ryanwondertroll
    @ryanwondertroll 8 місяців тому

    1:48, when he is singing with them despite not really liking what's happening = my feeling with the real song :)

  • @mateuszbok4466
    @mateuszbok4466 Рік тому +1

    I got Kenrith in draft deck last week, if he doesn't die immiedately it's as amazing as the song portaits :)

  • @johnoates5529
    @johnoates5529 Рік тому +2

    Beautiful

  • @dextervepps8794
    @dextervepps8794 Рік тому +2

    "I told you, Kyle. I have lots and lots of powers"

  • @nanoglitch6693
    @nanoglitch6693 Рік тому +2

    These are always so amazing. I wish I could sing, I rewrote the lyrics to the theme song of Gummi Bears to be about Kaladesh lmao 😅

  • @valkopuhelin2581
    @valkopuhelin2581 Рік тому +1

    Wow! Top 5!
    You're the Master in Modern Master's.

  • @Zorgdub
    @Zorgdub 19 днів тому

    I'm still amazed at how much Remy sounds like Kenrith.

  • @Medicinalmagic911
    @Medicinalmagic911 9 місяців тому

    Marvelous. Made my top 5 plays for the year of 2023🎉

  • @qba919
    @qba919 Рік тому +1

    "I've drawn more blobs than Mark Rothko" is gold. Congratulations.

  • @thechestrockfield
    @thechestrockfield Рік тому +1

    Another song I have to go look up because I've never heard it, but I'm sure I'll like this version better.

  • @Apr0x1m0
    @Apr0x1m0 Рік тому +2

    Another great and catchy song!

  • @danteishere7792
    @danteishere7792 Рік тому +2

    The opponent Remy singing along at the end 😂

  • @Fudgefox
    @Fudgefox Рік тому +1

    These are always just so perfect

  • @psychomagi
    @psychomagi Рік тому +3

    Awesome as always! Love the songs the most!

  • @OLApplin
    @OLApplin Рік тому +1

    I swear Remy just never miss

  • @jonbetts8473
    @jonbetts8473 Рік тому +1

    Took me back to getting crushed by Kenrith in the MoM prerelease. But the song was a jam, so everything's alright!

  • @bluevader13
    @bluevader13 Рік тому +3

    Flowers being one of my favourite song recently released, really happy about the parody

  • @drgngd
    @drgngd Рік тому +2

    Remy does it again. Another amazing video!

  • @christianhill623
    @christianhill623 Рік тому +2

    Another great one keep em coming

  • @DowntheDead
    @DowntheDead Рік тому +2

    I love Kenrith even more

  • @chrisb8041
    @chrisb8041 Рік тому +1

    He didn't have to go that hard but he did it for us

  • @ericbarr734
    @ericbarr734 Рік тому +2

    I love not knowing the song being parodied. Then I get to pretend they're original MTG themed songs that should be legitimate hits

  • @aaronunboxed9815
    @aaronunboxed9815 Рік тому

    Just wow! You're a living legend Remy!!!

  • @oqYouDontKnowJackpo
    @oqYouDontKnowJackpo Рік тому

    yeahy a song about my fav commander in arena! ty remy :)