Dance Monkey (MTG Parody)
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Ragavan has had enough.
LYRICS:
You say “Oh my God, let’s make him block some swine!”
“Make him drag a sword that’s clearly twice his size!”
You just sit there with no respect for my life
It’s like you live to see me dance just one more time
It’s the same thing, same thing, same thing every time
“Crew a hearse?” I’m a monkey-I can’t drive!
You make me, make me, make me always die!
While I just beg you let me rest just this one time
But it’s just dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh oh
You’ve got a whole playset of me and you’ve killed all four
It’s “Attack for me, sac for me, block for me” oh oh
“And when you’re done you’ll make me do it all again”
Made me get in that Mysterious Limousine
But guess who was in there!?! It was Harvey Weinstein!
Clamped my skull for fun, it squeezed so very hard
Sure it killed me but at least you got some cards
Slapped a collar on me, threw me in the sky
Made me attack into a bunch of spears, surprise-I died!
Thought my death would bring me peace, oh thank you Lord!
Then you animated my decomposing corpse
And said dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh oh
You’ve got a whole playset of me and you’ve killed all four
It’s “Attack for me, sac for me, block for me” oh oh
And when you’re done you’ll make me do it all again
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75% of the budget for this video went into obtaining that copy of Ragavan.
The last 25% was the "monkey" costume.
The whole Playset
Well, at least he could get the tax back. XD
Lmao
It's a proxy
"Well I already have the costume, and a sheep is KINDA like a monkey."
It was closer than I thought. I thought Ragavan had dark hair, but looking it up, he clearly has white hair.
I thought the same😂
He probably had no budget left after purchasing Ragavan.
Never expected to feel bad for Ragavan
Like he’s not wrong, he does so much in combat and from removal
Beat me to it, friend.
Never has a one mana creature been the focus of so much blocking and removal.
I still don't. He deserves every painful death.
And I still don't.
Ragavan might create treasures when he deals damage. But the real treasure has been Remy all along
Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way
I love the costume, it’s not even a monkey 🤣
Of course not; that's Veggie Wagon's shtick.
Do you know a better way to write off a sheep costume as a business expense?
cause ravagan's a pale guy
Well, the most adventurous thing in this video is playing Ragavan without sleeves.
No the costume had sleeves on it.
(Yes I actually got your joke but couldn't resist the set up for this one.)
He couldn't afford them after buying a playset of Ragavan.
I do not get the joke.
@@LordofdeLoquendoPretty sure the card is powerful and rare, and thus expensive. So any serious player would only use them in card sleeves, protecting them from wear and tear.
@@LordofdeLoquendo Ragavan is like $40-50 each, probably more when the video and OP's comment was made, it used to be around $70 per copy
"Crew a hearse, I'm a monkey I can't drive" I just about spit out my lunch!🤣
I mean, he's a member of Kari Zev's _crew_, so...
Wait.... Remy has a PLAYSET of Ragavans?!?!?!?! Glad to hear the channel is doing so well! That's great!
He got them for selling Snappy, clearly.
in an unsleeved deck
@@webbowser8834 I thought it was all that Doom Blade cash he was throwing around.
@@webbowser8834 yeah, the boxtopper version^^
"Do you have any monkey costumes?"
"No we don't sorry...."
"Well, what do you have?"
"We've got some lamb costumes..."
"Sure, nobody will notice"
Literally didn't notice
It's intentional. The lamb is a symbol for "sacrifice", just remember the lamb of god etc. Ragavan is complaining about being the sacrifice all the time, so you could say that he complains about being stuffed in a lamb costume (given the role of sacrifice) again and again.
Honestly it's probably just that they didn't have any monkey costumes with white fur.
and that's how remy started a cult
To be fair tho Ragavan is a white monkey so this costume makes sense. 😊
The best part is that Ilharg has trample so he would only prevent 1 damage for all of this.
They don’t call it chump block for nothing
@@Dasein23 it’s actually hero-block in the remyverse
@@PM-ut6sy That is only when the chumps can hear.
@@Dasein23 in this case it’s more of a chimp block
@@alvoi4379 good one! 😝
The Harvey Weinstein line was too much for me 🤣
Damn I always wondered what was in that mysterious limousine!
Remy: what rhymes with limousine?
Remy:.....
Remy: ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Super powerful line 😂
Can I just say that Remy putting on a *bunny* outfit for a Ragavan skit is hilarious
Sheep?
@@CougarBen02 I'll go with "not monke" ^_^
@@CougarBen02 Captain here. It's a lamb. Lamb is a symbol for sacrifice. *flies away*
@@delathenleso5793 It's a Michael Nesmith costume! (RIP)
This was great! Though I can't help but feel like an opportunity was missed to make it "Dash for me" as in the dash mechanic he has
Came here to say the same thing. I absolutely love all of Remy’s parodies but I was fully expecting him to use that line at least once and I’m kinda baffled he didn’t
I'm constantly amazed how you are able to create these BANGERS so consistently! Literally every single one of your parodies is incredible!
Except abcdef2, but that's an indictment on the original song more than anything. Still considerably beats out said original.
Truth! I still remember the rap. It was the most amazing thing we'd ever seen. Must've played it a thousand times between all the group members. He's got mad skills.
@@christopherb501 Problem is Remy don't mention the original song in the notes.
I just about died at the Weinstein line. Never thought I’d hear it in a song about a monkey. Also, excellent use of the sheep costume, it was so close to a monkey one. I had to look really closely (I’m on mobile) to figure out it wasn’t. 😂
Remy, everything you do is so much more catchy than the original song. Now I'll never be able to listen to this song without your parody playing in my mind.
The real Land Down Under song just does NOT sound right to me anymore...
@@DiabloClone9 Whenever I hear it I feel the compulsive need to listen to Remy's version.
My coworkers caught me singing along to the parody when Ed Sheeran's 'Shivers' came on. Wanted to know what the hell a creature type is.
“Wake me up” is now always followed by “before you combo”
@@aaronvincent816 I usually get "before you go go" correct, but then sing "I just need to know that it's not a nonbo" later.
For once protagonist Remy is the real antagonist
EDIT: IF main Remy is arrested, what would happen to the Ragavans, would the opponent get to keep em? If so, I hope Ragavan gets a nice commander deck to be in. Maybe a Kari Zev for flavor or a Purphoros, god of the Forge
Dude or kibo
One can hope
@@icicubesgaming2876 I have a Ragavan in my Kibo deck, it's a great card.
When I saw the title I expected it to be a cover of You're Gonna Go Far, Kid, with "Dance, monkey, dance, you never had a chance". I thoroughly enjoyed this too, of course :D
Oh, I would love to see Remy do a cover of You're Gonna Go Far Kid. O.o
I expected a cover of Code Monkey.
I expected Brass Monkey, his title really left this one open to interpretation.
This is not a monkey costume Remy 😆
He's done it again. These parodies are insane.
I'm not even sure why I'm surprised by how good this parody sounds.
I'm going bananas for your parody music videos.
Harvey W. That one killed me hahaha!!!
This is pure genius! "Then you animated my decomposing corpse" xD
Finally a Remy music video!
Respect the monke. He has carried me through many modern tournaments
I didn't even like the original song and now you somehow made it amazing. I don't know how you do it, but I love it.
Maybe because there is no high picth annoying voice all along
Lmao, love it! Another banger!
Also, the smug look on Ragavan as Remi gets taken away at the end is fantastic!
Anyone else watch the parodies 5 times when they come out... I do lol
"i'm a monkey, i can't drive" that made me laugh so much. Probably my favorite parody you've done so far @MTGRemy! We need another Q&A session now that your channel is taking off.
Well, a lot of stuff crewing vehicles doesn't make sense. My favorite is still Emrakul crewing Smuggler's Copter.
What a gift Remy is.
This song is surprisingly bearable with a normal voice
NEW REMY DAY!!!!!! This truly is Thanksgiving!!!
apparently listening to this song so much was enough to pull Ragavan in the MoM prerelease
Thanks so much, Remy, just got the Skullclamp from this video - whoo-hoo! Dance, Monkey, Dance! Go join that man's Patreon!
I just got the Unlicensed Hearse!
Remy, you are officially the Weird Al of Magic the Gathering parodies!
The grin on his face after the guy gets arrested is priceless and makes me laugh every time
Your face during the song, the bunny onsie.... its just the best, especially at the end
You know, I'm loving this Remy Extended Universe where cards are audible and also conscious people. Really makes ya think, ngl!
This has to be my favorite of the bunch. Great work with the lyrics and the accompanying skits!
Ragavan's main purpose is to get the bolt out of your opponent's hand
“Crew a hearse? I’m a monkey, I CAN’T DRIVE” is what hear instead of the actual lyrics, whatever they were.
You’re criminally underrated and under appreciated 👍🏻
Those *are* the actual lyrics - they are in the description !
Atla Palani, Nest Tender and "I'm Walking on Sunshine"!
:,D Excellent video, as always
Seeing this ragavan laying there sleeveless pains more more than it should...
They deserve to rot in the unending void. Every last one of them
@@zirilan3398 I mean it's fun in commander at least.
@@charmandenator5686 No one likes to lose against their own cards
@@zirilan3398 I don't really mind it. People care way too much about things like mill and card stealing.
In Modern Ragavan kinda wins a game on its own, in commander it makes like, 2 mana and probably casts nothing.
@@charmandenator5686 I can not take EDH seriously as a format at all seeing how completly imbalanced the format is and how much Wizards wants to please the Commanderplayers by printing imbalaced cards into formats just because.
With imbalance I refer to having always access to one part of a combo in the form of your commander and the vast overabundance of fast-mana in a multiplayer-format.
EDH also completly killed 60 card casual but that`s just on the side
I should've and could've gone the rest of my life without having known that the original song existed. That being said this parody is pretty great..
The mysterious limousine line seriously cracked me up.
These days I'm, so THANKFUL for Remy music videos!
It always such a joy.
Makes my day every time!
Another great video. Thanks Remy, have a happy Thanksgiving
gold. this was brilliant. I could say "as expected" but honestly you clearly think about these a lot, and it shows. Thank you.
Thankyou Remmy. Needed the laugh today. Your work and talent is appreciated.
Don't even like the original but this one slaps! MTGRemy does it again
That limousine line goes hard
The worst bit is that Ilharg has Trample, so your "chump" only blocks 1 damage.
Well 3 because he has the sword
Missed opportunity to let Nike-Remy be the one who sends Ragavan into battle. #JUST DO IT. ^^
I'm so glad you're still making music. Your parodies were the soundtrack of my middle school years. Also you haven't fucking aged at all!
Dash for me, dash for me, dash for me. oh oooh
Remy, the absolute legend. Thank you again. I always look forward to your videos. Well done
You never fail to bring a smile to my face!!!
Your song parody videos make me smile every time. Keep up the amazing work
🎵attack for me, sac for me, block for me, ooh ooh ohhh🎵
wow this is incredible, so many good lines and musically solid
For a split second I thought we were going to get our first video featuring sleeved cards but false alarm. Great video
I've heard this enough times it plays randomly in my head
Remy at it again with another banger! Carl over at Cardmarket says you'll be a guest over there soon; I'm looking forward to that a lot ;)
I need Treasure proxies that are just various pictures of Remy.
Another instant classic, you're a gem Remy.
This might actually be Remy's best video. Really well done.
I think this is the best one you have done yet lol
This got to be one of the best ones so far!!
"Crew a hearse? I'm a monkey, I can't drive." made me giggle for two full minutes.
hahaha this is too catchy. nice job once again, i dont know how you do it man!
You’ve done it again, Remy, you amazing human/genius(/monkey pirate/lamb)!
Just the costume had my dying the whole time, but the cover is really good too.
playing this on loop while i play my izzet murktide deck
This is the best one yet, awesome
Dance Monkey has become a bit of a guilty pleasure and this version is about the best.
Ironically, "Dance Monkey" is what comes to my mind when I see a new Remy music parody.
OMG! 😂 Remy, your videos are always the highlight of my day! Thank you!
Top shelf content as always Sir Remy
Remy this is exactly what I needed this morning, thanks! 🤣
this may be your best skit yet
This is the best Remy video since Doom Doom Doom I think! Genius!!
So amazing! Please do a concert in Brazil!
Genuinely good parody! Love it!
I've been waiting for one of these to make my day again! 😆
Thank you!!
@dorcasnuhu8643 dude... how dumb do you think people are to believe this?
Thank you very much for the wonderful song, master Remy.
This is unironically the best cover of this song.
Didn't realize this song could be good, thank you for everything you do Remy.
Ah, the song is catchy.
Always has been
We share your vids between ourselves, on WhatsApp group. Everytime i link your vids, i gotta say "OMG such a genius."
You're a GENIUS !
I never know these songs, I just know Remy puts out bangers.
This might be your best one yet!
Lamb outfit hypothesis:
Remy originally wanted to purchase a monkey outfit like the one seen in The Bad Touch, but Ragavan already pilfered his whole budget.
Another amazing one Remy keep up the good work
Love it! Keep up the great work!
I love your Songs, thank you so much for doing this awesome content.
I say this everytime, but this is your best one yet.
Ok, I've had an idea for some time but I just don't have the knowledge for it. I wanted to take Lorde's "Royals" and use "Into the Roil" and have it be about bouncing things back to hand. Somewhere in the song I wanted it to talk about forms of removal but bouncing it back to my hand with "Into the Roil" to save it. And one of the removal spells be Rapid Hybridization. If Remy made it I might lose my mind.
Missed opportunity for chorus to be "Dash monkey dash monkey dash monkey woah-o-oh."
I had to come back this morning so I could enjoy "it all again!"
New Remy is always a treat!