Can I Beat Elden Ring Using ONLY Rocks?

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 27 лис 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 305

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 4 місяці тому +653

    Gravity is absolutely a valid kill. If you fall off a cliff, you die from hitting the rocks at the bottom.

    • @timclaridge8458
      @timclaridge8458 4 місяці тому +17

      But what if sword at bottom?

    • @lowlydovahkiin8084
      @lowlydovahkiin8084 4 місяці тому +107

      ​@timclaridge8458 The sword is derived from metal, which in itself was once rock. It counts.

    • @musicalsoul4542
      @musicalsoul4542 4 місяці тому +7

      What if you fall into water and die from drowning before reaching the bottom?

    • @McGirk
      @McGirk 4 місяці тому +65

      ​@@musicalsoul4542 There are minerals in the water, still counts.

    • @khalidpapa6299
      @khalidpapa6299 4 місяці тому +44

      @@musicalsoul4542the water wouldn’t be there without the bedrock below it. still counts .

  • @Nacho_Fan_Sandy_Ravage
    @Nacho_Fan_Sandy_Ravage 4 місяці тому +254

    "I came the closest to killing Radahn, I threw a rock at 'im!"
    "...it was a *big* rock..."

    • @BlurkFromUtterSpace
      @BlurkFromUtterSpace 4 місяці тому +20

      *cut to Dane, Leda and Freya all with an unimpressed stare*

    • @jhvfgvsfgbfr
      @jhvfgvsfgbfr 4 місяці тому +1

      good old killer croc

    • @Letherboot
      @Letherboot 4 місяці тому +1

      good ol btas

    • @flygawnebardoflight
      @flygawnebardoflight 3 місяці тому

      I love this quote. It's funny because not only is it true, this quote was spoken by Batman in the disguise of Killer Croc. This was Batman's own opinion

  • @B00mt00b
    @B00mt00b 4 місяці тому +69

    8:00 "How is that not a stun?!"
    The rock is strong, but she is bolder.

  • @iRockstar0406
    @iRockstar0406 4 місяці тому +357

    A rock video with a metal sponsor, the ultimate betrayal.

    • @pyrostorm1700
      @pyrostorm1700 4 місяці тому +9

      It’s an anti-paper poster, still a win

    • @RabidCupcake2010
      @RabidCupcake2010 4 місяці тому +7

      What is metal if not just a type of rock?

    • @nameless473
      @nameless473 4 місяці тому +1

      They're minerals....

    • @adamburban9523
      @adamburban9523 4 місяці тому +1

      😊😅😊 0:58 1:14 😊 1:19 1:24 1:29 😊 1:34 1:39 1:44 1:49 1:54 😊 2:09 2:14 2:19 2:39 2:44 😅 2:49 2:54 3:09 😊😊 3:24 3:34 3:39 3:45 😅 3:55 4:00 4:10 😊 4:15 4:20 4:35 4:50 4:55 5:00 5:05 5:25 😅 5:30

    • @lugraven8266
      @lugraven8266 4 місяці тому +2

      Technically it’s stoner rock because the riffs come from a pothead

  • @AJDC_5
    @AJDC_5 4 місяці тому +513

    Dwayne Johnson

    • @ChickenJoe2.5
      @ChickenJoe2.5 4 місяці тому

      If dist ever does/has done a bestial incantions only run he coulda been Dwayn Gurranq Johnson

    • @guse7688
      @guse7688 4 місяці тому +1

      Yeah!

    • @here2there880
      @here2there880 4 місяці тому +5

      Dwayne the rock tosson

    • @Seaborn10892
      @Seaborn10892 4 місяці тому

      The stone

    • @geminiproject704
      @geminiproject704 4 місяці тому

      Should have modeled the character after him too

  • @PhazoGanon
    @PhazoGanon 4 місяці тому +39

    Golden Hippo fight was literally some Homo Erectus throwing boulders at a hippo some 500,000 years ago

  • @verpast
    @verpast 4 місяці тому +108

    3:42 ENEMY FELL*

  • @almightykars9350
    @almightykars9350 4 місяці тому +85

    I'd say that it is fair to mention that "someone" fighting Messmer with only rocks is, likely, Sax Slave Gael - a pretty cool Souls player and challenge runner. He's done some pretty impressive runs too, worth checking out.

  • @SaxSlaveGael
    @SaxSlaveGael 4 місяці тому +27

    4:24 Holy S*** I think that might have been my clip 😅

  • @emoemo247
    @emoemo247 4 місяці тому +23

    I really enjoyed watching Dist get his rocks off for 1.5 hours.

  • @lharsay
    @lharsay 4 місяці тому +54

    Rakshasa has crazy poise, you need like a dual greathammer jump attack to stun her out of the weed cutter.

    • @huffabubba7041
      @huffabubba7041 4 місяці тому +5

      That ash just has superarmor but makes the user take more damage

    • @stoovano
      @stoovano 4 місяці тому +9

      ​@@huffabubba7041nah its a quality of the weapon itself

    • @thatlittlemonstrosity
      @thatlittlemonstrosity 4 місяці тому +4

      it’s not really poise, it’s weapon has a feature that it has some ridiculous hyperarmor when attacking, ash of war especially. Never trade hits with Rakshasa katana user, they roll with the colossals

    • @lharsay
      @lharsay 4 місяці тому +1

      @@thatlittlemonstrosity I was talking about the boss specifically, she does get staggered of of weed cutter by a dual GH jump L1. NPCs have more passive poise and less hyper armor than players.

    • @thatlittlemonstrosity
      @thatlittlemonstrosity 4 місяці тому

      @@lharsay
      I don’t think they do. They do have more health and defence but as a pvp player I never noticed any poise or hyper armor difference

  • @matthewfrack1227
    @matthewfrack1227 4 місяці тому +93

    When Dist swats flies he waits for them to attack to get a counterhit

  • @Jblank1016
    @Jblank1016 4 місяці тому +29

    It seemed like those "counter hits" were just some weird point blank hit for the rocks, because AFAIK only Pierce damage can counterhit and those high damage hits only came from really close rock throws.
    You can even see 2 separate instances of damage if you go by frame by frame on those hits, one for like 2/3rds of the damage of the normal hit and then the entire normal throw damage the next frame.

    • @RanDoomPuff
      @RanDoomPuff 4 місяці тому

      I think they were actually just headshots

    • @Jblank1016
      @Jblank1016 4 місяці тому

      ​@@RanDoomPuffHeadshots would still be one hit, not two separate ones one frame apart. And he makes full contact with Gaius' Boars ass at 31:10 and gets the boosted damage compared to every rock that hits both Gaius and the Boars head directly.

    • @sixthugger
      @sixthugger 4 місяці тому +5

      It looks like the throwing animation is an attack since he seems to get them only when he is incredibly close.

    • @chrisanthony3056
      @chrisanthony3056 4 місяці тому +2

      Glad someone else noticed this

    • @Stiller_Sturm_Rune
      @Stiller_Sturm_Rune 3 місяці тому +2

      I was so triggered no one in chat noticed and since this is just a video i couldnt tell him...

  • @tundranocaps
    @tundranocaps 4 місяці тому +27

    BTW, for those who didn't read it - you get a lot more poise while weed-cutting with Rakshasa's sword, but take more damage.
    Don't Counter hits only apply to piercing damage?

    • @sunbleachedangel
      @sunbleachedangel 4 місяці тому +12

      Yes counter hits are for piercing only, which rocks probably don't do

    • @thatlittlemonstrosity
      @thatlittlemonstrosity 4 місяці тому +4

      extra poise from the sword apply to all attacks, as well as debuff
      and yeah counter hits are pierce damage exclusive bonus. That damage was probably because he was standing pointblank

  • @nickroe11
    @nickroe11 4 місяці тому +9

    “Starting with nothing but Rocks and a dream (Bloodborne PC)” Lmfaoooo

  • @andrewwilson6432
    @andrewwilson6432 4 місяці тому +17

    4:25 Dist is for sure talking about 'Sax Slave Gael''s Rock only video

    • @SaxSlaveGael
      @SaxSlaveGael 4 місяці тому +12

      Bro WTH! A mate DM'd me saying Distortion referenced that. Kind of mind blowING honestly. That vid did blow up on reddit though 😂

  • @venuztrvp
    @venuztrvp 4 місяці тому +7

    Ancient Dragon Man™️ getting stoned to death is beyond funny to me idk why

  • @marystone860
    @marystone860 4 місяці тому +5

    HOLY S%#@! You FIRST TRIED PROMISED CONSORT RADAHN, with F-ING ROCKS! New Sub!

  • @mewt5358
    @mewt5358 4 місяці тому +18

    "You cant tell what hes doing hes too small" thats why master yoda is so powerful lmao

  • @dragifire
    @dragifire 4 місяці тому +17

    I should tune in to more dist streams, I was screaming at my monitor during the hippo fight that counter hits only apply to pierce dmg and the rocks are strike 😭

    • @Iamjjoe
      @Iamjjoe 4 місяці тому +2

      Same bro 😭

  • @jamespalmer8632
    @jamespalmer8632 4 місяці тому +10

    I like that the demihuman onzes parry sound is from sekiro

  • @BurningLance2
    @BurningLance2 4 місяці тому +7

    would be fun to see someone rock Malenia with those roundrocks and rock pots and names themself Let_Me_Rock_Her to help players with her

  • @AcediaRex
    @AcediaRex 4 місяці тому +20

    “I just learned how to throw rocks so your 2-billion-year-old evolutionary arms race is fucked.”

  • @_kelso9959
    @_kelso9959 4 місяці тому +8

    Lord Of The Flies build.

  • @wulfleyn6498
    @wulfleyn6498 3 місяці тому +1

    "I have created a new spell, 10 thousand bricks until you die."

  • @Iamjjoe
    @Iamjjoe 4 місяці тому +3

    "big counter hit"
    Looks inside
    Headshot

  • @Foold-cf4gx
    @Foold-cf4gx 4 місяці тому +13

    One reason the counter hits might not have been working is because the rocks don’t have pierce damage?

    • @sunbleachedangel
      @sunbleachedangel 4 місяці тому

      Yeah, that's what I thought

    • @confushisushi
      @confushisushi 4 місяці тому +1

      All damage types can counter hit, it's only that your pierce defenses lower while you're attacking and thus they get even more bonus.

    • @theswillmerchant8843
      @theswillmerchant8843 4 місяці тому +10

      @@confushisushi That's simply not true, the only counter hit mechanic in elden ring is the pierce negation lowering. Other damage types getting counter damage is only present in older souls games

    • @confushisushi
      @confushisushi 4 місяці тому

      @@theswillmerchant8843 Well that is my bad then. I guess he's just getting really lucky with headshots or something, though it's certainly hard to tell with rock animations.

    • @Foold-cf4gx
      @Foold-cf4gx 4 місяці тому

      @@confushisushi Thank you for explaining that

  • @joshsoriano2875
    @joshsoriano2875 3 місяці тому +1

    "That would be the most miserable thing ever." Me: Remembers Genos fist only run

  • @dmcx-tv2308
    @dmcx-tv2308 3 місяці тому +1

    The Pebble from Bloodborne grew up to become Rock in Elden Ring. . .
    Damn I feel old.

  • @Deadgye
    @Deadgye 4 місяці тому +2

    24:19 rippesto: shes weak to rocks
    Snickered 'cuz she's bug type.

  • @Loretic42069
    @Loretic42069 4 місяці тому +4

    Some comments have already mentioned it, but counterattacks are exclusive to pierce damage. The Rocks seem to have a double hitbox up close and that's what the "counter hits" were. The rock pots don't seem to have the double hitbox like the rocks themselves.

  • @lonlonm1lk
    @lonlonm1lk 4 місяці тому +1

    "I don't know anything except rocks" really resonates with me.

  • @festeringfingerprintvicodin
    @festeringfingerprintvicodin 3 місяці тому

    dist is such an optimist i love his attitude 😂 chat will be like HE WILL NEVER and dist is like CMON GUYS WE JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE POWER

  • @elitereptilian200
    @elitereptilian200 4 місяці тому +1

    that onze fight was the funniest shit I've seen for a while, thanks!!

  • @alexread6767
    @alexread6767 3 місяці тому

    Bestial Sling, Stone of Gurranq, Roundrock, Rock Pot, Ruin Fragment, and Golem Fist are all perfectly valid

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 4 місяці тому +5

    For those about to Rock and Stone, I salute you!

    • @ilyaalexandrovich917
      @ilyaalexandrovich917 3 місяці тому

      He also made a video where he played ds3 with pickaxe only, true miner experience

  • @techtemplar42480
    @techtemplar42480 3 місяці тому

    Idk if you ever realized this throughout the video cause I'm commenting early in, but the reason the rock does that double damage proc is due to it having a melee and ranged hitbox. The rock isn't "used" before it's thrown, so if in melee range, the rock hits twice. I just noticed this in the hippo fight lol

  • @sparkslegends7482
    @sparkslegends7482 4 місяці тому +4

    Instead of being a boulder puncher, you’re a boulder thrower.

  • @andres3614
    @andres3614 4 місяці тому +69

    Bloodborne PC 💀

    • @GM-xk1nw
      @GM-xk1nw 4 місяці тому +1

      starting the video with an overused joke is a great way to get new subscribers.

    • @devinbrooker4301
      @devinbrooker4301 4 місяці тому +12

      It had me dying lol

    • @morganking4166
      @morganking4166 4 місяці тому

      @@GM-xk1nwcry more chud

    • @morganking4166
      @morganking4166 4 місяці тому +4

      one day we will see it :(((((

    • @theyatsyspam
      @theyatsyspam 4 місяці тому

      Quite thrilling

  • @nightly2005
    @nightly2005 4 місяці тому +13

    The bloodborne on PC truly is a dream

  • @KrillinInTheNameOf
    @KrillinInTheNameOf 4 місяці тому +1

    Dumpling was MVP of this run

  • @coldseraphim
    @coldseraphim 3 місяці тому

    Anna not falling only for Distortion to fall right after is comedy genius

  • @ufohno5941
    @ufohno5941 3 місяці тому

    Ok unrelated but the whistling noise that happens whenever Bayle or Placidusax do their big AOE lightning explosion attacks is so satisfying

  • @avalonjustin
    @avalonjustin 4 місяці тому +1

    I never expected you to be a rock star Dist😄

  • @ratcakes2928
    @ratcakes2928 4 місяці тому

    I've been waiting for this. the big rock playthough was inevitable.

  • @CosmicKnightly
    @CosmicKnightly 4 місяці тому

    That Radahn was impressive. Nice to know that to dodge most attacks is to simply roll left.

  • @ryan_raus
    @ryan_raus 4 місяці тому +1

    I’ve just beaten the DLC and I literally didn’t know that you could throw rocks

  • @moongrumpy
    @moongrumpy 4 місяці тому +4

    He will, he will rock em

  • @Barricader4697
    @Barricader4697 4 місяці тому

    14:00 the way they jumped you was hilarious

  • @popcornlieutenant
    @popcornlieutenant 4 місяці тому

    That intro is so crazy cause I was trying my hardest to remember Displate, I needed some posters 😅

  • @blurbs7
    @blurbs7 4 місяці тому

    Bro knows only torture. Didn't get any buffs/talismans from the main game, just loaded up the dlc and decided it was time to throw big ass rocks

  • @him_That_is_me
    @him_That_is_me 4 місяці тому +1

    “And a dream”
    >Bloodborne pc port
    Ah, life is pain

  • @asura2545
    @asura2545 4 місяці тому +1

    One piece fans would say this is Oda foreshadowing

  • @Average_Joe273
    @Average_Joe273 4 місяці тому

    I love the elden ring community doing new goofy ass challenge runs all the time, so entertaining. And impressive, first try Radahn with rocks? Amazing

  • @devanlolll
    @devanlolll 4 місяці тому

    glad your posting a bunch again

  • @elijahboyd8523
    @elijahboyd8523 3 місяці тому

    Sniping with that rock fr. Take patients. Good stuff

  • @talkingmudcrab718
    @talkingmudcrab718 4 місяці тому +1

    Like watching the Harlem Globetrotters except their opponents are the 95-96 Chicago Bulls.

  • @diaznuts5947
    @diaznuts5947 4 місяці тому

    I love dist doing challenge runs

  • @DeathLock666
    @DeathLock666 3 місяці тому

    I've been doing this game pest threads only for a meme challenge on journey 3 and took me 3 hours to kill the last boss but never done the DLC but was fun to watch someone do a even crazier challenge XD

  • @omnipresencetv8929
    @omnipresencetv8929 3 місяці тому

    3:50 it's like when the kid gets the one up over a grown up in a some Disney movie.

  • @samueleriga8770
    @samueleriga8770 3 місяці тому

    Against the Hippo we were seeing an historically accurate Hunt

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 4 місяці тому +1

    Ah yes Elden Ring but every enemy has been sentenced to stoning

  • @ColinBurkeMusic
    @ColinBurkeMusic 3 місяці тому

    That Rakshasa was really punishing you at the end there. I feel like it would've been much easier if you didn't wear that armor because it works against you so hard with damage taken. Awesome run though! I definitely could not do this or I wouldn't have the patience to is a better way to put it.

  • @josephfuller6906
    @josephfuller6906 3 місяці тому

    Oooooo man that Demi-Human Tosh fight had me laughing

  • @MindlessFreek17
    @MindlessFreek17 4 місяці тому

    Yosh with the roll catches and the heal punishes 🤣

  • @christyioran2969
    @christyioran2969 3 місяці тому

    Imagine you and your homies are just chilling in the land of the shadow and some asshole rides up on a horse and starts chucking boulders at you

  • @tortuga2195
    @tortuga2195 4 місяці тому

    Distortion is the definition of commitment 😂

  • @port3-
    @port3- 4 місяці тому +1

    "Except rocks and a dream". I laughed so hard.
    Sad.

  • @SpacialKatana
    @SpacialKatana 4 місяці тому

    In previous life dist whipped himself with branches 😆

  • @takathousandbirds
    @takathousandbirds 3 місяці тому

    No rocks were harmed during the making of this film

  • @pointpestis
    @pointpestis 3 місяці тому

    The ost for Divine Beast Dancing Lion is fire! 🔥

  • @nucularmechanic9623
    @nucularmechanic9623 4 місяці тому

    The run can be fun. Doesn't change the fact that it shows rocks suck as weapons.

  • @TarnishedMoth
    @TarnishedMoth 3 місяці тому

    Here it is I was waiting for one of these

  • @dookiemovie1977
    @dookiemovie1977 4 місяці тому +1

    Damn this run was Rock Hard!!! 🤘

  • @kinimod2860
    @kinimod2860 4 місяці тому

    Damm that radahn fight was something else

  • @TheFizio
    @TheFizio 2 місяці тому

    1:33:50 LMAO WHAT IS THAT😂

  • @ginzo9198
    @ginzo9198 4 місяці тому

    Midra is just a really cool boss insane musik, atmosphere and Design great job miazaky ❤

  • @invisibledeal
    @invisibledeal 4 місяці тому +1

    Juice Robinson would be proud

  • @ViperhawkX
    @ViperhawkX 3 місяці тому

    He who is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone.

  • @tomschlaiss5735
    @tomschlaiss5735 4 місяці тому

    Nice video and play as always, cheers from Germany

  • @ASTR0Dragon95
    @ASTR0Dragon95 4 місяці тому

    As a geologist I approve of this run. Chuck those rocks!

  • @DOME-j6q
    @DOME-j6q 4 місяці тому

    Dude distortion in captaindomo's bingo brawlers would be crazyyyyy

  • @bluenovacorgi8230
    @bluenovacorgi8230 4 місяці тому +1

    Its not just a boulder, its a rock !!!!

  • @ladonglejones6930
    @ladonglejones6930 3 місяці тому

    Character change caught me off guard because he looks like my earth science teacher

  • @Mello_1123
    @Mello_1123 3 місяці тому +1

    Death Knight weapon run when

  • @1umbreon4life
    @1umbreon4life 4 місяці тому +1

    Let Me Solo Her's less famous cousin: Let Me Rock You

  • @inciaradible7144
    @inciaradible7144 3 місяці тому

    Elden Ring: The Paleo Run

  • @ezzzzyyy
    @ezzzzyyy 3 місяці тому +1

    Yes, my child
    Make havel proud 🗿

  • @adawg3032
    @adawg3032 4 місяці тому

    I never knew you could hold 999 of them.. thats kind of OP

  • @nahrikkon
    @nahrikkon 4 місяці тому

    i’ve unironically been using them to great affect in pvp on a strengh build

  • @thatlittlemonstrosity
    @thatlittlemonstrosity 4 місяці тому

    fallen leafs tell a story of how a pothead stoner became the elden lord

  • @soshalconstruct5463
    @soshalconstruct5463 4 місяці тому +1

    Does Taylew's Spirit ash count as a rock? Lol

  • @tundranocaps
    @tundranocaps 4 місяці тому

    For purpose of YT watchers, would be nice to have a "Boss Death Counter," and maybe level/Shadowtree blessing level.

  • @tonydragon784
    @tonydragon784 4 місяці тому +1

    I'll find a rock
    I mean a *bigass rock*

  • @vblegh1620
    @vblegh1620 4 місяці тому

    The earth is a big ol rock so nothin wrong with a lil gravity assist

  • @mattparkent440
    @mattparkent440 4 місяці тому

    This run was so metal!

  • @OsvaldoRuiz-m6v
    @OsvaldoRuiz-m6v 4 місяці тому

    "Dodge this" ahh attack

  • @seetnab
    @seetnab 4 місяці тому

    Everything is fine until the paper demon walks in

  • @Silancet
    @Silancet 4 місяці тому +1

    Roundrock Stonementum.

  • @nickfish-y6i
    @nickfish-y6i 4 місяці тому

    every time i hear raksasha im contemplating whether im watching the whole video or its enough