30:47 so chevy because the chevy express, ford because of the E sieries, or volkswagen because of the T sieries (the vw hippie van is actually called a vw t1) and multiple more. my mans gotta specify his brands.
Damien's laugh is just so great I bet if he started cracking up in public everyone around him would stop what they're doing just to laugh along. It's infectious.
No you didn't your alive to make this comment but if you did die then what's on the other side does god truly judge us rightusly or will he pick his nails more
Thank you for being a channel that doesn’t use text to speech, eventually I want to start my own Reddit and beyond story time channel. I’ve noticed a huge lack of people who are confident in just using their own voice.
ikr? if i hear text to speech voice it’s usually enough to make me click off. i want my narrator to have a soul, so there’s actual context in the telling. rather than just listening to an annoying robot who can’t make a sentence flow properly.
I am the gender troll. I am out for all genders. Spread my word and I shall spare you. Copy and paste: The gender troll has awoken, and is after our gender. Spread the word to be spared. OR Copy and paste: Gender troll is out for our gender. Spread the word to be saved.
I would just like to say a very big thank you to the emkay crew because I just had a very traumatic day and watching emkay just made the pain seep away ... ...thank you .
I know bbn I'm 2 months late, but I just wanna be sure you're okay. It's fine if you don't want to reply, I understand. Just know that we're here for you
32:24 Oh no... "Movie idea: A retired CIA agent is out to stop a supervillain from ruining the presidential campaign. If the bad guy wins, The city would be led by a criminal. How does this supervillain expect to take down the good candidate? They want to make them poop their pants so hard that their pants fly down and spray the audience. Will the agent be able to save their country and stop the villain in their tracks? Or will they fail, causing the city to be thrown into deep s**t?"
I think I laugh more with Damien because he laughs at everything and psychologically when other people laugh you’re primed to laugh too. Thanks Damien!
8:39 I was freaky from the start, sooooo.... -I become an alien half-god and inject poison into people with my legs -I get infected by the 'brood' from the marvel comics -I become a vampire -I gather a harem of various fictional characters -I gain the ability to mind control people and alter reality -I become a smexy demon lord So I'm an alien demigod vampire demon brood with the ability to alter reality and control minds, and a harem of hypnoslaves. Good thing I can alter reality.
As a kid, I was at a dinner. They were talking and someone said "When you get married, life gets harder" and I remember saying, *"And it gets easier when they die"*
Hearing Damien cackling like a hyena is medicine for anything
Are you hecking kidding me my only two comments are spam bots
Yikes... Bots...
Lol
@@theperiidot Sad reality of UA-cam
Damian Wheezing like a fucking teacan makes MY day
the “we have to wait a few years to see this form” hits hard now doesnt it, rip queen
I was about to say the same thing🤣🤣🤣
Damn, said it 6 days before me.
Also good to know people still watch the old vids lol
*I actually gasped and clapped my hand to my mouth when I heard that BECAUSE I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT*
I was about to comment that lol
1:40 Damien read that whole thing in the most perfect voice😂
Aa- haha! Yaaay!- damien, 2020 or 2021
Yesss
Is next one.( I don't know how to time stamp) I only imagined it being worse if it was a girl
It’s like a tennis ball against the wall. It helps me forget about my cancer
You get to choose a super power but the first person who comments gets to choose a side effect
9:28
The fact that the date says 9/11 too💀
✈ 🏢 🏢
Oops
@@tonidufrene5845 💀
@@tonidufrene5845 this is more like it: 🏢 🏢
🛫 🏢 🛫🏢
🏢 🏢
Damiens laugh makes anything 10x funnier
Gay💀
Oh 👆
@@chaoticgood1977 wdym
@a person on the internet no that a great thing I have a bf myself 🤙
He's the only narrator i like tbh
Hearing Damien laugh his ass off at his own jokes can make even the shittiest days a little better
Nice username
@@StockStilly what? why?
@@mauzawa Dorry i think i was thinking about an anime and that took over, sorry. The cat is cute though
@@StockStilly no need to apologize. now, I'm curious which character you were thinking about. Was it Aizawa by any chance?
Life Is like a car when it breaks there Is a chance to repair it
idk why but Damien's laugh just makes me feel so much better, it's like anti-depressants but for free
Same, had a bad day and he made it better
Not free since you have to buy phone/computer/other
hell yeah
Internet and Electricity bill: *Am i a joke to you?*
@@microwave856
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You kno
6:16 well that aged well
Ikr
Yep
bro that was so on point...
it really did...
Was about to post the exact same thing
Damien's laughter is extremely contagious
@Yoshikage Kira better get that toast then. If it burns too badly, I reckon he'd be so mad he'd practically have a stroke over it
Read this as Damien’s daughter initially.
@@andreyrumming6842 o h
We’ll be the judge of that!
Okay yeah it really is
6:17 she finally unlocked ghost form
I just realized it’s already been a month, wtf
@@StuNRoar that's the same thing... 😀
This is a certified cursed comment
@@keribere244 It has been 1 year??????????
@@iiTzGrizzly wdym? at that time it was 1 year ago and now 2
31:28 Damien’s reaction to this is so raw and I love it
raw just like ur mom
@@SorryForTheComment333 no i cooked their mother
@@monky4640 I also cooked their dad.
@@Easter41 medium-rare?
30:47 so chevy because the chevy express, ford because of the E sieries, or volkswagen because of the T sieries (the vw hippie van is actually called a vw t1) and multiple more. my mans gotta specify his brands.
Bro literally sounded like plankton 💀💀💀 2:46
FR THO 😳🗿💀
Wanna Play Risk!?
**Plankton laughs evilly**
A few seconds before that, there was the perfect transition!
Damien's laugh is just so great I bet if he started cracking up in public everyone around him would stop what they're doing just to laugh along. It's infectious.
Please no, we don’t need another pandemic.
@@yumyumcookies4556 But would it be a bad one?
damien, the next pandemic is in your hands
@@BubbleGum-gv2re "The Damieno virus"
Covid 2: Electric Boogaloo
This is what I've been wanting for forever. 1 hour of unspeakable wholesome people in this christian subreddit
@@crizz3716 If you're gonna spam, you should have left a like anyway. Kinda selfish
Sauce pf
Wholesome....yeah...
CHRISTIAN?
@@euclodies1719 Eromanga-Sensei. The character is Sagiri. Now i gotta run before the FBI gets me
7:16
He doin Jessie dirty 💀
WAIT A MINUTE HE'S NOT SAYING THAT TO JESSIE
Every Darryl main has a duck fetish
I know because I am one of them
I hope Damien doesn't have someone nearby to hear him shout "how far can ya squirt?"
Maybe the person was waiting for an excuse to show him
@@yumyumcookies4556 r/cursedcomments
@@CrowOfRoses r/mobilepc
@@helloimnotjperm912 r/pcmobile
@@rafarafarafar r/pmobilec
5:38
You know it's good when you can't even say it without laughing
True
32:23
Me: *farewell*
I just love the fact that Damien can make himself laugh with his own jokes
40:40 Gboard Emoji kitchen sneeze and barf together. Perfect depiction of this story happening to Shrek. 🤣
Me: *Laughing at how funny everything is*
Half of the people in these comments: Damien's laugh is so contagious, omg
Ok
@@hugs3385 lmao yes
Actually it’s every single person ever
@@drzeeshan1000 Not me lol
istg
5:37:I love how Damian just couldn't stop laughing bc of how dark that joke was
"It's the final countdown do do do dooo"
Husband tells wife to close her eyes for 10 sec afterwards pooping all over her face, body, and arms
@BunnyTheOG 23:10 I would rather die than live without limbs.
We
@@TuckerCreechq qq
The queen elizabeth one at 6:11 sure aged well ✋
oh god
Oh my my
I literally just got to that and checked the comment to see if anyone noticed lol
I MEAN HEY NOW WE GOT GHOST
@@jetscorner WE JUST NEED TO FIND HER
12:23 THE WAY HE SAYS THAT MATCHES PUUUURRRRFFFECTLLLYYYY😹😹
“Why did a bunch of children show up in heaven together?”
“Anakin”
Bro, I died😂😂
No you didn't your alive to make this comment but if you did die then what's on the other side does god truly judge us rightusly or will he pick his nails more
So did they
@@cleoisdancin4583 Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fricking died.
@@yumyumcookies4556 you’re not wrong
you were a young king?
5:38
"I-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!"
"It's the fi-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!"
"It's the fin-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
*_gives up_*
"DO DO DOO DOOO! BADABAPBABA!"
"Nice 😀"
@@bugboi9044 :***********)
I shouldn’t be laughing at that shit lmfaooo
Oh god I just read "It's the final countdown do do do doo" to the tune of Baby Shark. Bury me now.
Kill me too, please.
These are some sad buncha people
Too bad I only bury those who are into VTubers
Tubers*
Kill me
KILL ME NOW
16:54: Not me watching this in church because my parents forced me to go to church. 😂
Thank you for being a channel that doesn’t use text to speech, eventually I want to start my own Reddit and beyond story time channel. I’ve noticed a huge lack of people who are confident in just using their own voice.
do it
ikr? if i hear text to speech voice it’s usually enough to make me click off. i want my narrator to have a soul, so there’s actual context in the telling. rather than just listening to an annoying robot who can’t make a sentence flow properly.
This man made my day for 300 years his laugh is like the cure for depression
Damien and Robin just know how to make you laugh and forget about your painful existence. They just know.
Lol
Yeah
" 9:52 -How do you wanna die?
-not alone. Which is why I study to be a pilot" That joke is fuckin priceless
The baby with no limbs was born to be in the VeggiTales live action movies.
take my like and get the hell out of here
@@calebleach7988 hahahahahaha
Orrrr that one lamp that murders a letter
I love how all the top comments are just talking about how happy damien's laugh makes them. But I agree.
I agree
Same
WE FINALLY HAVE THE GHOST TYPE QUEEN LES GOOOO
your name makes sense so we can’t be angry at you
Lmao
@@strawberriesstar what are you inside
Goated
@@Localfatassur mom
This video almost got me caught staying up late at night. This shit is too funny.
6:10 the queen has died we now get the ghost type!
The sheer infrequency of the laugh intensity I have experienced outside of this video is astronomical. You sir, earned yourself a fucking subscriber.
69 likes
I am the gender troll. I am out for all genders. Spread my word and I shall spare you.
Copy and paste: The gender troll has awoken, and is after our gender. Spread the word to be spared.
OR
Copy and paste: Gender troll is out for our gender. Spread the word to be saved.
6:20 aged so goddamn well
39:40 - as someone who works in a medical lab, we get samples like that all the time. Sometimes they are frothy, or lumpy like a whisked egg.
As someone who works in a hospital pharmacy, we get those, too.
The pneumatic tubes are colored for a reason. 😭
His corny little laugh, it never gets old.
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN STARTED PLAYING ON THE RADIO WHILE I SAW THIS LOL 5:27
I would just like to say a very big thank you to the emkay crew
because I just had a very traumatic day and watching emkay just made the pain seep away ...
...thank you .
I Hope Youre Ok :[
@@Vanh3lsingg thank you for your cosern
mhmmmm what happened exactly?
@@leep3261 Why? You wanna replicate it?
I know bbn I'm 2 months late, but I just wanna be sure you're okay. It's fine if you don't want to reply, I understand. Just know that we're here for you
24:45 this gives the phrase “do you like to Waltz with potatoes” a whole new meaning
I love waking up late enough to watch multiple emkay videos back to back
@@crizz3716 no
@@crizz3716 bad bot
That pokemon type Queen Elizabeth joke didnt age well..
It aged perfectly
I legit looked for the comment as soon as I saw that in the vid
Lmao
@@novawaffleastoria7548 same
Just like her
God I miss Damien. His dark sense of humor is amazing.
what happened to him?
@@aarshlal5385 last time I checked, he has his own channel now
Yeah he was one of my favs:(
Damien was the only reason why I watched emkay
No he's back
32:24
Oh no...
"Movie idea: A retired CIA agent is out to stop a supervillain from ruining the presidential campaign. If the bad guy wins, The city would be led by a criminal. How does this supervillain expect to take down the good candidate? They want to make them poop their pants so hard that their pants fly down and spray the audience. Will the agent be able to save their country and stop the villain in their tracks? Or will they fail, causing the city to be thrown into deep s**t?"
Damien’s laugh seriously makes my day better. It’s infectious.
So is covid
@@stevenjames-ou3gpLMAOOOO 😭💀💀
I have read 20 comments so far and EVERY SINGLE ONE has been about Damien's laugh.
Good for him. His laugh is like an anti-depressant. Thanks, Damien.
When I hear Damien laugh, I hear two people laughing at the same time. One that wheezes, and one that laughs like a *normal* person.
Jesus Christ, I forgot how much of a good narrator Damien was.
Sometimes, his Laugh Is funnier than the actual joke
5:37 probably Damien’s hardest laugh
you better see his ATBGE video with a picture of Miss Piggy too
oh hi again
@@SoulcatcherLucario lmao
Figahahaha
You're right!
31:10
Chicken : "Eat our fish or go to hell"
Colonel Cornelius Cornwall : _"not bad, kid"_
4:54 the way Damian reacts😂
Little did they know the ghost form of the queen finally came
honestly i didn’t expect such a thing in my lifetime. i thought they’d turn her into a cyborg or something.
"he is dead just throw him of"
You see some random dead body falling
Lunch timeee!
I like how Damien can be unfunny and funny at the exact same time so that everyone laughs
6:17 I don’t know if this aged well or poorly.
😂
I think I laugh more with Damien because he laughs at everything and psychologically when other people laugh you’re primed to laugh too. Thanks Damien!
Is it just me or do his reactions/comments to everything make it way funnier?
God, I forgot how contagious Damien's laugh was
I knew someone would comment about that
7:58 the way he gasped 😂
Damien’s laugh cured my depression
32:24
Person: "I hope you get better"
Me: "I hope so too'
damn that hits the self-confidence hard
Damien’s laugh is so great, i especially love
“Hey son we’re in the game closet wanna play RISK?!” *cackling ensues*
0:26 His name is Macaroni
Also this puppy is extremely cute ❤❤❤😍🥹
THIS ONE IS REALLY. REALLY FRICKIN PERFECTION!! 23:05
This just seems like an hour of middle school humor
And I love it
Me, a middle schooler:
@@leezxbeanzz🤝
@@johnnyjoestar1909 🤝
everything that made me laugh when i was in middle school still makes me laugh to this day. nothing ever stops being funny.
8:39 I was freaky from the start, sooooo....
-I become an alien half-god and inject poison into people with my legs
-I get infected by the 'brood' from the marvel comics
-I become a vampire
-I gather a harem of various fictional characters
-I gain the ability to mind control people and alter reality
-I become a smexy demon lord
So I'm an alien demigod vampire demon brood with the ability to alter reality and control minds, and a harem of hypnoslaves.
Good thing I can alter reality.
21:35 NOT THE HAMMER!!!
at 5:44 I love how Damien literally could not finish the lyrics he would just laugh
Videos like this really show how different presenters can make the same content but some are far more enjoyable/funny than others
Damien is that one jolly dude at a dive bar that everyone loves
i somehow sat through a whole hour of cursed comments nonstop, this channel cracks me up the most
Damien reading “that was epic” sounded like a computer generated voice with a high pitched setting at 50%
The “my girlfriend is half Korean” really had me for the 1st half… but lost me in the 2nd half…
Didn't see that one coming
4:06 Jesus Christ, I am concerned but laughing extremely loud 😂
I KNOW!!!🤣🤣🤣
“because im a boy” BRO I BURST OUT LAUGHING
For me going to grandparents house, I'm normal. Coming back, I'm as thin as a stick.
Didn't you know that's the family's fitness center?
Do you need rescue, my dude?
5:56 this aged like fine vine
4:30 essentially the plot to eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
14:44 ROASTED TURKEY MEAT!!!🦃🦃🦃🔥🔥🔥🍖🍖🍖😋
🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:38 Damien cackles more than ever before
FINALLY! The complilation me and many others have been WAITING for!
I was playing Minecraft whilst listing to this and I found a round portal in the nether
I can't believe that SSundee and Flico ended up in r/cursedcomments
Yeah
SSUNDEE AND FLICO WERE IN THIS I HAVE TO WATCH
That Queen of England meme did not age well 💀
56:04 the funny part of this is that they mentioned the frog would be blue. That would be a poison dart frog, which would kill you with one touch.
As a kid, I was at a dinner. They were talking and someone said "When you get married, life gets harder" and I remember saying,
*"And it gets easier when they die"*
WHAT THE-
Damien laughing made me laugh so hard that my side hurts now
14:54 ROBIN MADE ME GRAG UP!!! *_SOOO HHHHHHHHHAAARRRDDD!!!_*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:29 Damien is having too much fun laughing
2:31 to loop it over and over again🤣
Damien’s laugh is so contagious.🤣😂
6:15 looks like we have that form now😂😂😂
6:17 finally, that form has been unlocked!
The Ghost Type Queen just came out!
Hype!
12:22
This confirms that Miyamoto would rather drop the F-bomb then let Waluigi be playable in smash.
Me: “l’ll beat it this time!”
Brain: “You said that last November.”
I will make it my mission to finish the “Robin Narrated” playlist with over 1000 videos
no. it’s over 9000
damien's laugh is contagious
@@bitonic589 oh my bad for saying my opinion
@@bitonic589 copied