Most Dangerous Hobo in Texas
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- Опубліковано 31 лип 2024
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Seeing Asmond outside is like capturing a glimpse of Bigfoot lol
he used to record/stream from a treehouse all the time
Not joking the accuracy of his strikes is truly impressive. He hits 4 strikes in exactly the same spot.
I burn wood for heat and honestly yeah. It's not the easiest thing to do. He even had good form.
He is a worrior afterall
He swung that sword better than I could and I probably weight twice as much as him, genuinely impressed
You only saw 4 strikes? I saw about a million strikes that hit every molecule.
Dude is pretending to be a goblin....he's actually a secret warrior😳
That twig never stood a chance
you're right he's lucky the sword was able to aid him
Which one? LOL
Hey his arms are looking better every day
"Hello, police? There's a crazy hobo chopping wood with a sword in my neightbours backyard, please come quick!"
I hate Twigs.
I was so scared he was going to stab that into his foot xD
same
"War scars. Chicks dig it." - Asmongold, probably
I was expecting it 😂 yeah i know im a bad guy for saying that but it is what it is
Scared? I was excited to see that
Now we aint for another decade to see Asmon exercise again.
his next bath is scheduled for another 2 decades.
And it's going to be a mandated physiotherapy session
The amount of times his camera went blurry on stream was hilarious 😂
Autofocus automatically blurs out hobos 💀
@@cattysplat 💀💀💀
I'm guessing Blizzard just nerfed that warrior in the video...
He probably could have cut it with one swing if it was just hold in place and didn't move away from him towards the ground every time it got hit.
@@Umipumi no disrespect, but were you the person who made that post about being infatuated by asmon? you seem to be very fond of him haha
He cut it so fast the tree hasn't even noticed it's cut, he really is our one true king
Balder Knight
sir balder
Sir Baldmongold the knight templar
He's like one of those hollow soldiers in Dark Souls 2
I am honestly impressed how well he handles this sword as an amateur
its not very hard
Asmon slowly turns into a 50 yo dad showing off his gardening tools
Watching gamers do manual labor is hilarious
more like watching americans is hilarious
@@mihai000000 what third world country are you from?
@@bugskees146 curently living in germany. Why ?
He's good at it and knows how to chop wood even with an awkward unweildy sword, no doubt he's good at chopping wood with an actual axe, his accuracy and form is on point. I bet he is one of the few popular twitch streamers with good wood chopping form, imagine ludwig, xqc, hassan or destiny chopping wood, they'd all be awkward and goofy whereas asmon actually knows how.
@@mihai000000 Don't be the "Americans, ew haha stupid" kind of German please. We're eagerly and very passionately stepping in the same direction, just wait 10 more years and it will be equally as bad over here, sincerely another German.
This man is just living his best life and I am happy I get to be here to watch.
I imagined McConnell's "agh" "ugh" every time he hit the branch
Lol I love this kind of content. Thank God he didn't get hurt though.
That first sword spin nearly gave me a heart attack, I know he’s a self proclaimed master with two handed swords but he’s gotta be careful with a blade of that length, almost sliced his ankle right off
Bro he was swinging at a branch that was like 2/3 feet in front of him and the edge would have hit the ground before it could swing back to even clip his ankle
@@brothatscrazy3418 you're missing the point, guy's talking about BEFORE the sword goes up and over his head, during the initial low swing behind Asmon. Blade of that length could in fact clip your ankle if you're not used to being spatially aware while swinging/positioning your feet.
Watch Asmon's offhand during the early twirl too, dude doesn't even have a grip on it until it's almost fully behind him. Accidents absolutely could have happened and it's foolish to pretend otherwise.
@Bill Clinton Enjoyer "terminally online" insult abuser with 168+ comments on Asmongold's channel and top highlighted comments have weird fixation on gRape be like:
Okay stab or slice his ankle sure, but slice right off? Unless ur made of paper no ones ankle is coming right off.
Chil chimp
This was the greatest thing ever made by this channel. His "now it's time for chili" has the same confident joie de vivre that leeroy had with his "least i have chicken" quip.
"Now it's time for chili" 😂
Edgy teen beats local tree.
Asmon a warrior in games. A warrior in RL.
yeah... now your new class is *LUMBERJACK WARRIOR*
The struggle to swing that sword was real
No one could have told me when this video began that it didn't end with Asmon waving that giant sword around, lol.
The legends of Asmonbold and the battle of the world tree!
Bro his strikes with the sword hit exactly the same spot each time....
“Now it’s time for chili.”
True true
Honestly great accuracy on the strikes. He pretty much hit the same spot every time.
This man truly is a Warrior.
...........Also I legitimately thought that sword was gonna snap like a twig.
Bro is boosting his sword skill 😂
What Precision! Perfect.
My man was absolutely exhausted after that. Good work Asmon! :')
that zoom in on the end of the branch killed me holy shit
That's a Dark Knight MSQ if I've ever seen one.
The Million Dollar WoW Hobo. A very rare species of hobo you will only find in the wild every 40 years, because they are usually allergic to the sun and only come out at night for fast food.
Practicing against wood to beat emiru next time, but he needs to remember that wood doesn't hit back.
He’s finally playing Arms Warrior irl.
Dude is only drinking dr.pepper and eats shit all day but has so much power.
He's good at it and knows how to chop wood even with an awkward unweildy sword, no doubt he's good at chopping wood with an actual axe, his accuracy and form is on point. I bet he is one of the few popular twitch streamers with good wood chopping form, imagine ludwig, xqc, hassan or destiny chopping wood, they'd all be awkward and goofy whereas asmon actually knows how.
mabe his dad taught him
He could've just shout "Excalibur!!!" to cut that branch
and that's how it WAS razor sharp! ahahahah poor Emiru almost lost her finger for that vicious viking XD
Asmonbald swings that blade like he's born to wield it.
Those home intruder won't stand a chance.
Do you know the difference between a bum and a hobo? A HOBO'S A BUM ON THE MOVE!
"That's a warrior son!"
First Sword Rule: Slice on the down swing, do not chop. He could've sliced that shit in half with his first try.
Just like rend!
Didn't need to use the machete, bring out the 2hander
Now that's a real arms warrior 😄
When the branch breaks in the opposite corner of the one Asmongold is swinging his sword at. Freaking funny.
All that's missing is a broomstick and some light sabre sound effects.
That’s true DPS 😂 😂
He definitely needs to go lumberjack profession in every MMO from now on. Has hands on experience.
He is suprisingly accurate
A God walking amongst mere mortals
new undead models and animations for 11.0 are impressive
hes like a dark souls lvl 1 who just ran staright for the zweihander in the graveyard when he doesn't have the right stats yet.
praise the sun.
That was clean 👌🏼
The Bloodborne music 😂😂
People forget the fact that he has bonus sword skill, he is a human afterall 😂
lmao
that's a clean shot for a notch ngl.
I missed these irl streams
That notch was pretty damn impressive considering those twigs he calls an excuse for arms.
"Now it's time for chili" LMAO!!!!!
There’s an axe in every rpg to cut trees with. Goes to Home Depot gets a limb saw and uses a sword. Bro
the guy in the chat that said he looked like an undead warrior lmao
Next video “Hey guys it’s your boy asmondgold I am here at the emergency room - a foot….”
when you max skill on axe but you got your first sword.
your skill on sword has increased to 1
your skill on sword has increased to 2
miss
your skill on sword has increased to 3
Always wondered how my little sister would look using a sword. Thanks the the recreation. 😂
If the chair wasn’t acting as a shock absorber I bet he would’ve gotten through in 3 chops
I just tried sawing my xmas tree apart last week and couldn't even do it in an afternoon. 4 strikes on a live branch is impressive AF.
Asmon making the realization that sawing is difficult lol.
GOD DAMN THATS A REAL SWORD!
Another great stream from Skalagrim
What a man! So proud, so sure of himself! Gosh! Hilarious, and the music too, hahaha!
Proper lumberjackin'
Asmon attempting chores is interesting
Hes actually swinging that sword with semi competence...actually surprised lol
Let's be real, this looks like so much fun
The thumbnail in combination with the title 😂😂😂😂
Seeing asmon outside rarest of occurrences
his editors are savages, fking animals with the roasting lol
He's fighting the tree sentinel
That poor zweihander nooo
He's a Boss. 🗡️
The true second coming of the "Smash, smash, SMASH" guy
Boss intro before fight em be like
At this point his neighbors have seen it all..
Im laughing just from the thumbnail and title 😂😂😂
title and thumbnail cracked me up xD
Wait a minute, the dude have an zweihänder?! awesome!
that title lmaoo
R.i.p. 400 dollar sword
This is why you want a thousand dollar one
Cedar is some hard wood.
This has the same energy as videos of crackheads fighting inanimate objects
Holy fuck, respect for hitting all hits in the same spot plus making a perfect notch, damn
Gamer logic, if I keep clicking/hitting tree I somehow become good at tree felling.
I legit want to meet Asmondgold on the Field of battle now. The way he swings that sword... I can take him
i think a blind grandma can take him
Is this the prequel to Hobo With A Shotgun? Hobo With A Zweihander.
I think we can all agree that the way he unsheathed that machete was smooth as fuck...
now you understand how cutting trees in New World feels like,