How to Actually Survive Being Stabbed

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  • @troyt6532
    @troyt6532 3 роки тому +5484

    “The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed.”
    Stab victim: *Why didn’t I think of that!?*

    • @prompuripat1265
      @prompuripat1265 3 роки тому +195

      It’s like saying if your drowning just breathe air

    • @Jamal-im5yu
      @Jamal-im5yu 3 роки тому +146

      @@prompuripat1265 if ur dead just get up

    • @girlyt33ngirl
      @girlyt33ngirl 3 роки тому +89

      @@Jamal-im5yu If ur in the hospital just dont go

    • @adanhassan7636
      @adanhassan7636 3 роки тому +6

      400th like ez

    • @lockdownhamza
      @lockdownhamza 3 роки тому +35

      “If your stuck, just click the unstuck button”
      -Sun Tzu, Art Of Simplicity.

  • @colorbugoriginals4457
    @colorbugoriginals4457 3 роки тому +3339

    "lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed" me too, bro, me too.

  • @goodboyeah5049
    @goodboyeah5049 3 роки тому +1946

    “Ask them politely to stop”
    THIS SEEMS TO BE A GREAT IDEA!

    • @katytavegia8661
      @katytavegia8661 3 роки тому +62

      That's the Canadian response

    • @TREY9INE
      @TREY9INE 3 роки тому +17

      It really is depends on if the person has a heart

    • @jamiegall4180
      @jamiegall4180 3 роки тому +90

      “excuse me, can you please stop shooting me” 💀

    • @franchesca._.
      @franchesca._. 3 роки тому +16

      @@jamiegall4180 imagine… 💀

    • @mog5397
      @mog5397 3 роки тому +30

      @@jamiegall4180 "okay, sorry for inconvenience"

  • @_Caedwyn
    @_Caedwyn 3 роки тому +1868

    "please dont shoot me"
    shooter : "understandable, have a nice day"

  • @joedady1112
    @joedady1112 3 роки тому +3800

    "The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed." - Infographics 2021

    • @cygaX0
      @cygaX0 3 роки тому +72

      he's not wrong tho

    • @templar9325
      @templar9325 3 роки тому +49

      How to not getting stabbed
      -get a vest covered with tungsten
      -dodge the stabs and bullets
      -get a self defense weapons

    • @DoNotSubscribe0
      @DoNotSubscribe0 3 роки тому +8

      @@templar9325*"dodge bullets"*

    • @k45oz29
      @k45oz29 3 роки тому +7

      Can't argue with that

    • @k45oz29
      @k45oz29 3 роки тому +4

      Can't argue with that

  • @SpicyEdits
    @SpicyEdits 3 роки тому +1435

    Killer: *Shoots me*
    Me: Could u please stop shooting me?
    Killer: Understandable, have a great day

    • @experienceetc2207
      @experienceetc2207 3 роки тому +17

      Yes Chef

    • @alexlnsg1607
      @alexlnsg1607 3 роки тому +5

      @LOL _YT no even if you have a gun licence shooting someone will be assault or armed assault that can probably send someone to jail or a big fine

    • @SpicyEdits
      @SpicyEdits 3 роки тому +2

      @LOL _YT happens a lot, can't blame, keep shooting me

    • @longliveducko
      @longliveducko 3 роки тому +4

      @@alexlnsg1607 u dont get the joke🤡

    • @oblivionthekhajiit1155
      @oblivionthekhajiit1155 3 роки тому +1

      @@alexlnsg1607 r/woooosh

  • @Potato-km4zg
    @Potato-km4zg 3 роки тому +5226

    Aight thx.

  • @chrispy-MF
    @chrispy-MF 3 роки тому +1166

    Bro they really said the first way to survive is just to “don’t be stabbed lol”

  • @timilehinpearse7485
    @timilehinpearse7485 3 роки тому +2229

    “Hanging around a shooting range or an American public school” 😂😂💀💀😭

    • @Insanityy-yy
      @Insanityy-yy 3 роки тому +105

      I was wondering when someone was gonna talk about it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @elijahmayen6872
      @elijahmayen6872 3 роки тому +93

      I went straight to the comments for that🤣😂

    • @qasimnaveed9365
      @qasimnaveed9365 3 роки тому +26

      No wonder they only talking about stabbing 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hugohart5880
      @hugohart5880 3 роки тому +26

      ayo who turned on friendly fire

    • @gavindaengsrurisri2
      @gavindaengsrurisri2 3 роки тому +15

      Bro the people in America so fat we get bullet immunity

  • @cosmicsandwich7307
    @cosmicsandwich7307 3 роки тому +891

    "Is whoever shot you still shooting at you or around the general area? Ask them politely to stop"
    Aight bet

    • @TheRobot13
      @TheRobot13 3 роки тому +84

      Shooter: *is about to shoot you again*
      You: can you please not shoot me again?
      Shooter: sorry sorry, my bad!
      Shooter: *walks away*

    • @corojohn42
      @corojohn42 3 роки тому +17

      This gonna work with at least someone that watched this channel

    • @mandalortemaan7510
      @mandalortemaan7510 3 роки тому +9

      It'll work in Canada If you're in America, call "times" so we can chill for a second

    • @mlgthuglife5528
      @mlgthuglife5528 3 роки тому +4

      Shooter: Aight imma stop, just hold still a little bit.

    • @bayoudrummer9855
      @bayoudrummer9855 3 роки тому +1

      Please don't shoot...again!

  • @itachiuchiha6876
    @itachiuchiha6876 3 роки тому +772

    please forever keep this narrator, he always has me rolling.

  • @wazzupp1029
    @wazzupp1029 3 роки тому +273

    “How to survive being stabbed”
    Rasputin: so basically, be me.

    • @nathansakulich664
      @nathansakulich664 3 роки тому +2

      his one weakness is poison and getting shot until he was dead

    • @WetSquidy5
      @WetSquidy5 3 роки тому +4

      @@nathansakulich664 his cause of death was being drowned

    • @y100900185
      @y100900185 3 роки тому +1

      @@WetSquidy5 so hes a charizard?

  • @generalblack5556
    @generalblack5556 3 роки тому +2961

    *Everybody in the UK (especially London):* "THE HOLY GRAIL!"

  • @darkmosino4874
    @darkmosino4874 3 роки тому +571

    Infographics, one day its something like "why dogs are so cool" the next its "DONT DIE" never gets old

  • @legoeater6920
    @legoeater6920 3 роки тому +387

    "The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed"
    Guess I should cancel my flight to England

    • @bullymaguire5554
      @bullymaguire5554 3 роки тому +9

      Lol

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 роки тому +1

      @@bullymaguire5554 0

    • @4pf_jayy
      @4pf_jayy 3 роки тому +6

      🤺

    • @tsavmannyslengest4018
      @tsavmannyslengest4018 3 роки тому +3

      Nah bro come over. If u do go Tottenham in London it’s a very safe place 🌚

    • @whysoserious6641
      @whysoserious6641 3 роки тому +4

      @@tsavmannyslengest4018 tottenham sounds like a wonderful place. Hopefully i dont run into these hoodlum ‘Roadman’ people

  • @user-ps6xk9yh7n
    @user-ps6xk9yh7n 3 роки тому +300

    Imagine someone's last words after being stabbed "I should have... watched that youtube tutorial..."

  • @notify7581
    @notify7581 3 роки тому +966

    Sounds complicated... Can we just agree to not stab me?

  • @tomjordan5519
    @tomjordan5519 3 роки тому +71

    One last thing about surviving stab wounds: you mentioned blocking with your fore arms, which is correct. However, you never want your palms to face outward (away from you). This is because the big veins in your arm become vulnerable, and you can experience a lot of blood loss if they are cut. Therefore, it is far better to have your palms facing you (so your veins face you). I hope that this is informative, and I also hope you never have to call on this knowledge.

    • @AlphaQ23
      @AlphaQ23 2 роки тому +2

      So thats why the Fighting Irish logo is what it is...

    • @allenqueen
      @allenqueen Рік тому

      So Naruto was wrong when he stopped Kiba's kunai!

  • @randymancan8186
    @randymancan8186 3 роки тому +320

    “Lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed” Me to my lungs: You and I are not so different

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 роки тому +1

      easy stab back take them with you if you have to die

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 роки тому +1

      3

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 роки тому +1

      @@raven4k998 2

  • @theguy8763
    @theguy8763 3 роки тому +780

    "Maybe you're hanging out at a shooting range, or an American public school" ouch, that one hurt

    • @norivixen1877
      @norivixen1877 3 роки тому +36

      I mean they aren't wrong I don't know any other country that has more school shooting

    • @crimsond4210
      @crimsond4210 3 роки тому +18

      @@norivixen1877 other countries have their fair share of problems.

    • @ogge8375
      @ogge8375 3 роки тому +39

      @@crimsond4210 but other countries consider fixing those problems.

    • @nulle.k
      @nulle.k 3 роки тому +5

      So did getting shot.

    • @poultonboys3108
      @poultonboys3108 3 роки тому +16

      @@ogge8375 our politicians pretend to care about school shootings. They try to fix it by taking guns away but completely ignore the mental health factor and the how the school system takes part in these incidents. It’s taking water from the bottom of the waterfall.

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 3 роки тому +475

    “Maybe you’re hanging out at a shooting range, or an American public school”
    DAYUM

  • @doofward
    @doofward 3 роки тому +1365

    if there’s one thing i’ve learned it’s to never take out the knife

    • @REEEPROGRAM
      @REEEPROGRAM 3 роки тому +88

      Right because it acts as a plug i was told, if you pull it out it will keep bleeding

    • @radkouse1of1
      @radkouse1of1 3 роки тому +6

      wouldn't they take it out

    • @cloudy5340
      @cloudy5340 3 роки тому +73

      @@radkouse1of1 yeah but only if medical help is tsking it out cause they now what to do

    • @eliea4009
      @eliea4009 3 роки тому +54

      @@cloudy5340 even paramedics don’t usually take out things that causes puncture wounds (if it’s still in there) first responders usually wait till we get to the hospital

    • @cloudy5340
      @cloudy5340 3 роки тому +3

      @@eliea4009 or that

  • @Unknowinglylmao
    @Unknowinglylmao 3 роки тому +177

    "Ask them politely to stop" Thank you bro, you just saved a life

    • @FionaA17
      @FionaA17 3 роки тому +6

      Or ended it

    • @ninaisastar
      @ninaisastar 3 роки тому +5

      “Bro, please stop.”
      “No.”
      *RUNS*

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Рік тому

      believe it or not - this actually worked.

  • @gachaiscringe861
    @gachaiscringe861 3 роки тому +85

    Myself: I don’t need this
    My Brain: Just in case

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 роки тому +738

    *Gets stabbed*
    Blood: "aight, imma head out."
    Vital organs: "Bravo six, going dark."
    Stomach: "He needs some milk."

  • @zammmmm890
    @zammmmm890 3 роки тому +394

    “Or an American public school” 😭😭😭😭😭 I’m screaming 😂😂😂😂

    • @thetrimreaper1019
      @thetrimreaper1019 3 роки тому +19

      Its really not that funny tbh...i get what he is sayin, but the families and people that were killed or injured have had their lives ruined. So its not really a laughing matter, seriously.

    • @poultonboys3108
      @poultonboys3108 3 роки тому +54

      @@thetrimreaper1019 comedy is a form of coping mechanism. No subject should be removed from comedy because it makes people feel better. Maybe we shouldn’t joke if it recently happened though.

    • @jamesvelazquez1004
      @jamesvelazquez1004 3 роки тому +29

      @@thetrimreaper1019 if you going to take everything so seriously you’re going to live or probably do live a sad sad life

    • @gogogadget6207
      @gogogadget6207 3 роки тому +3

      Okay Zamarioa so funny

    • @enricorodrigues-castragran7810
      @enricorodrigues-castragran7810 3 роки тому +4

      @@thetrimreaper1019 let it have been a race joke towards minorities though then you guys wouldve been "you guys need to loosen up!" "Its just dark comedy" so on, so fourth. You know the demographic that was the school comment was geared to so youre feeling a bit tender towards it I understand

  • @ianprendergast944
    @ianprendergast944 3 роки тому +664

    "How to survive being stabbed"
    British people: interesting innit

    • @reversee1871
      @reversee1871 3 роки тому

      JENIFAS DIARY

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 роки тому +1

      1

    • @zyrexnotpyrex3205
      @zyrexnotpyrex3205 3 роки тому +1

      I can give tips
      1.get Stabproof vest
      2.get knife

    • @KopyErr
      @KopyErr 3 роки тому +4

      @@zyrexnotpyrex3205 the knife will probs be turned against u tho

    • @rizext
      @rizext 3 роки тому +3

      @@KopyErr are u skunked

  • @SmiIeyyXD
    @SmiIeyyXD 3 роки тому +634

    Just tell them no, they legally can't do whatever they are attempting to do.

    • @floofygod
      @floofygod 3 роки тому +23

      Yes, nation wide knife ban would also stop the stabbers so you dont have to say no

    • @NewHerakles
      @NewHerakles 3 роки тому +1

      But there probablly not got much regard for your life

    • @Noesoes_
      @Noesoes_ 3 роки тому

      NO ONE LIKE AGAIN THE LIKE NUMBER IS GOOD AAAAAAAA

    • @generalflopper9697
      @generalflopper9697 3 роки тому +2

      @@Noesoes_ are you 1

    • @Noesoes_
      @Noesoes_ 3 роки тому

      @@generalflopper9697 no

  • @KobeTheCuh
    @KobeTheCuh 3 роки тому +320

    People in UK: “Write that down! Write that down!”

    • @shadowz5226
      @shadowz5226 3 роки тому +30

      3:27 people in US “Write that down! Write that down!”

    • @kelsie7026
      @kelsie7026 3 роки тому +3

      @@shadowz5226 LOLL

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 роки тому +2

      @@kelsie7026 -3/4

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 роки тому +2

      @@shadowz5226 -3/5

    • @swamp_villager
      @swamp_villager 3 роки тому +2

      *SHAMK*
      Oi little rude of ya' to stuck that knife inta' me like at' innit?

  • @whysoserious6641
    @whysoserious6641 3 роки тому +26

    As a Roadman living in London, i needed this.

  • @Jedword
    @Jedword 3 роки тому +1887

    "An american public school" Definitely my favorite Jab taken at americans

    • @yuuji8447
      @yuuji8447 3 роки тому +72

      I was looking for this comment

    • @JBPazos
      @JBPazos 3 роки тому +37

      Right up there along with shooting ranges

    • @GamerMarine89
      @GamerMarine89 3 роки тому +50

      Gotta admit it's messed up but it's hilarious much like the follow up "if someone is shooting at you ask them to stop politely"

    • @imthekattmann
      @imthekattmann 3 роки тому +14

      Politely ask them to stop

    • @fishfan2
      @fishfan2 3 роки тому +20

      💀You guys have way more stabbings than us in the U.S

  • @Tomcat_03
    @Tomcat_03 3 роки тому +204

    Video idea: how to survive surviving when you need to survive

    • @user-mw2su8xb4i
      @user-mw2su8xb4i 3 роки тому +3

      vouch

    • @LuTasticBomBastic03
      @LuTasticBomBastic03 3 роки тому +8

      when do u not need to survive😭😭😭

    • @funkyfreak97
      @funkyfreak97 3 роки тому +5

      Too difficult. Now dying to survive. Send help.

    • @SmileyShorts900
      @SmileyShorts900 3 роки тому +2

      @@funkyfreak97 i sent 911 over there
      Oops it was 922, if a serial killer comes it wasn't my fault

    • @Undefinedde
      @Undefinedde 3 роки тому +1

      Simple survive

  • @ae_colemkii5133
    @ae_colemkii5133 3 роки тому +32

    Man in alley: has a knife and walks up to me
    Me: wait lemme watch infographics

  • @Doofenstein1
    @Doofenstein1 3 роки тому +243

    If you said “The world is a bad place, sooner or later you’re gonna get stabbed” 😂

  • @nitrogaming2956
    @nitrogaming2956 3 роки тому +19

    As someone who has not gotten stabbed I can confirm that not getting stabbed is the best way to not get stabbed

    • @pass_da_knoccs83
      @pass_da_knoccs83 Рік тому

      You obviously have no idea how fast and sneaky it can happen. Stay safe bro

  • @evielinder3944
    @evielinder3944 3 роки тому +127

    “Ask them politely to stop” 💀

    • @unxtraordinary
      @unxtraordinary 3 роки тому +27

      **Stabs you**
      "Oh, wait you're asking me to stop mate? Ye, sure I won't stab you without your consent!"

    • @mapletreepower7038
      @mapletreepower7038 3 роки тому +17

      Just ask the blood to stop coming out

    • @TheRobot13
      @TheRobot13 3 роки тому +12

      @@mapletreepower7038 when you're about to die, just keep living.
      What's the big deal?

    • @mapletreepower7038
      @mapletreepower7038 3 роки тому +10

      @@TheRobot13 I don't give myself consent to die

    • @M.satyam
      @M.satyam 3 роки тому +2

      Nevermind there is no fruit in explaining 😒

  • @epicoli969
    @epicoli969 3 роки тому +162

    “The best way to not get stabbed is too not get stabbed”
    Infographic show

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 роки тому +1

      remember if attacked with acid flush it with beer lot and lots of beer

  • @adhdshockboi3031
    @adhdshockboi3031 3 роки тому +116

    “Don’t try to go all Rambo and dig the bullet out.”
    If women are watching I’m still gonna try it.

    • @lumpywumps5239
      @lumpywumps5239 3 роки тому

      This video is pointless since if you het stabbed in the inside of your legs/armpit or any major artery you will bleed out or lose that arm forever

    • @thenoob6746
      @thenoob6746 3 роки тому +8

      @@lumpywumps5239 Dude, if you get your major arteries stabbed your gone

    • @oblivionthekhajiit1155
      @oblivionthekhajiit1155 3 роки тому +1

      @@lumpywumps5239 the video is not really pointless

    • @itsrainingtacofasterwow5658
      @itsrainingtacofasterwow5658 3 роки тому

      @@lumpywumps5239 just don't hit the arteries now is it better? since arteries are close to the femur don't get stabbed there

  • @notify7581
    @notify7581 3 роки тому +77

    I stepped on a piece of lego and I'm still alive

  • @xdSolar
    @xdSolar 3 роки тому +440

    As someone who lives in the UK This feels like a personal attack but I’m not complaining

    • @REEEPROGRAM
      @REEEPROGRAM 3 роки тому +12

      What is like to live in the UK? (just curious)

    • @slaythehousebootsdown
      @slaythehousebootsdown 3 роки тому +56

      @@REEEPROGRAM shanking

    • @xdSolar
      @xdSolar 3 роки тому +1

      @Sonja Morrisonpierced right through me😔😔

    • @changedmyusernameagain7654
      @changedmyusernameagain7654 3 роки тому +14

      @@REEEPROGRAM 90% rain, 3% days that are ridiculously hot and you can't sleep at night, 2% warm days, 5% cold days

    • @REEEPROGRAM
      @REEEPROGRAM 3 роки тому +3

      @@changedmyusernameagain7654 90% rain? That sounds.. Kinda depressing

  • @ishal4159
    @ishal4159 3 роки тому +134

    “Ask them politely to stop”
    Attacker: *stabs*
    Victim: Could you please stop? I’m sorry it just hurts a little haha

    • @zxr_895
      @zxr_895 2 роки тому

      Attacker: understandable. Have a great day

  • @ethant6797
    @ethant6797 3 роки тому +58

    I live in England this is gonna be so helpful yav saved me life

    • @7addaribaba
      @7addaribaba 3 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @FionaA17
      @FionaA17 3 роки тому

      🤡

    • @ethant6797
      @ethant6797 3 роки тому

      @@FionaA17 cheers

    • @FionaA17
      @FionaA17 3 роки тому

      @@ethant6797 it wasn’t an insult lol 💀

    • @ethant6797
      @ethant6797 3 роки тому

      @@FionaA17 it's alright haha

  • @Benni777
    @Benni777 3 роки тому +368

    “Maybe you’re hanging out an a shooting range, or an American school…”
    *Ooopp felt that one* 😬

    • @cryspbacon
      @cryspbacon 3 роки тому +15

      i refuse to be offended by this

    • @xenoshadow7575
      @xenoshadow7575 3 роки тому +25

      I lowkey started laughing at that part

    • @Cmorales624
      @Cmorales624 3 роки тому +1

      @@xenoshadow7575 why low key 🤣🤷🏿‍♀️

    • @xenoshadow7575
      @xenoshadow7575 3 роки тому +2

      @@Cmorales624 because when I was first watching this my stomach decided to feel all weird but then when that part came up I just started laughing like crazy

    • @rebecca1331
      @rebecca1331 3 роки тому

      @@xenoshadow7575 lol same

  • @young6211
    @young6211 3 роки тому +4

    I had got stabbed 6 time 4 months ago and I am 15 and this video help me survive thank you so much

  • @onlinefool9931
    @onlinefool9931 3 роки тому +114

    Should ask the 12yr old girl that got stabbed 19 times by her "friends" who believed slenderman was real

    • @astolfo-official
      @astolfo-official 3 роки тому +4

      Ok

    • @jamiethomas5184
      @jamiethomas5184 3 роки тому +7

      For real that was crazy!!!!!

    • @djbeezy
      @djbeezy 3 роки тому +11

      I heard something about one of those girls the other day. I think she got an early release from jail or mental institution or wherever she got sent. I think it was one of them.

    • @loop4737
      @loop4737 3 роки тому

      Ahahaahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahaua

    • @oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368
      @oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368 3 роки тому +5

      She forgot to politely ask them to stop.

  • @karthikvelum1921
    @karthikvelum1921 3 роки тому +171

    "Switching to your sidearm is fast"
    "Using your knife is even faster"
    -An intelligent person

    • @russell6075
      @russell6075 3 роки тому +11

      Stay at home - Man with common sense

    • @amintiri2503
      @amintiri2503 3 роки тому +5

      @@russell6075 go outside

    • @travis6061
      @travis6061 3 роки тому +2

      Switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading ;)

  • @Confectionerry
    @Confectionerry 3 роки тому +14

    Everybody gangsta until somebody say “bro I gotta try this out”

  • @lonewolfnergiganos4000
    @lonewolfnergiganos4000 3 роки тому +65

    I love that Infographics is explaining us how to avoid death.

  • @NicholasSeemann47
    @NicholasSeemann47 3 роки тому +90

    "Lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed"
    *HMMMMMM*

    • @michaelredmond6861
      @michaelredmond6861 3 роки тому

      That's a filthy lie, there's nothing wrong with getting stabbed in the lungs.

    • @arkierelly
      @arkierelly 3 роки тому

      @@michaelredmond6861 Wait what

  • @UNDERW3RLD
    @UNDERW3RLD 3 роки тому +23

    He said “wrong side of the knife” as if someone would stab you with the part you hold the knife with

    • @stonaman8712
      @stonaman8712 3 роки тому +3

      Some of us are just built different 😂

  • @siphenkosi6339
    @siphenkosi6339 3 роки тому +218

    I've been stabbed before, in both lungs, and one thing I can tell you is that it is not a pleasant experience.
    I got to the hospital in 45 minutes, got stitches, and had to wait about +10 hours before I could get a chest tube insertion.
    This is how I managed to survive it; as soon as I got stabbed, my heart was beating fast and it felt like something heavy was placed on my chest, I couldn't take deep breaths, I first thought that my heart was beating fast due to adrenaline but after 30 minutes later I realized that something was seriously wrong.
    I started taking slow and shallow breaths in order to stop my lungs from expanding and when I got to the hospital bed, I spent the night fully awake in an upright position. I did my best to not exert myself as I did not want to put pressure on my chest.
    This is what worked for me, slow and shallow breaths until I could get a chest tube insertion.

    • @kbb550i
      @kbb550i 3 роки тому +34

      smart man god bless ur alive

    • @omegaentertainment1
      @omegaentertainment1 3 роки тому +13

      Why did it take so long for the hospital to realize your lungs were punctured and to insert a chest tube?

    • @wingsoffreedom6999
      @wingsoffreedom6999 3 роки тому +7

      How did the stab feel, do you remember the side effects and overall pain that came with the stabbing

    • @Kibbles3
      @Kibbles3 3 роки тому +13

      I just would like to say that as a person with asthma, this isn’t easy to accomplish, I remember one time I cried too hard and nearly died from an asthma attack. Long story short, props to you for, what was it, 10 hours of shallow breaths

    • @pass_da_knoccs83
      @pass_da_knoccs83 Рік тому

      Wild, I got stabbed iny lung and almost died recently when a guy trapped me and my bro off in a dead end with a knife and rushed my bro . We beat dog feces out of him and took his knife . Didn't realize he poked me and slashed my leg until after we chased him off the scene . That's not all that he had in store for him but 🤫

  • @adamheene5616
    @adamheene5616 3 роки тому +243

    “Mabey your hanging at a shooting range, or a friendly American public school” 💀 💀

    • @SobboMonkeVR
      @SobboMonkeVR 3 роки тому +8

      BRO... 😂😂😂

    • @exvyvivix1123
      @exvyvivix1123 3 роки тому +9

      When he said American public school I felt targeted

    • @skenginmyblazer8190
      @skenginmyblazer8190 3 роки тому +3

      ‘Mabey’

    • @joey7061
      @joey7061 3 роки тому +5

      Worst part is my district has these signs going “ GREAT THINGS HAPPEN IN AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLS”

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 роки тому +1

      @@skenginmyblazer8190 -2

  • @WifiThing
    @WifiThing 3 роки тому +38

    "If your at a gun range, or an American school" I couldn't have laughed any harder.

  • @ant51006
    @ant51006 3 роки тому +95

    how to survive:
    1. put an ice pack over the wound

    • @cloudy5340
      @cloudy5340 3 роки тому +14

      Did someone call the school nurse😒

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 3 роки тому +13

    I got stabbed, on my back near my left shoulder, luckily the knife was pretty small so no internal organs or arteries were punctured, but I still bled pretty badly.
    Here's how it happened: I got into a fight with a random guy, we scuffled for a little while before I managed to chase him away. At first I didn't realize I was stabbed, but after the adrenaline wore off I realized I was bleeding and found a hole on my back, where he stabbed me. I went to a nearby parking lot where I started applying first aid, took my shirt off, put pressure on the wound and called an ambulance. Once the ambulance came I was literally sitting in a pool of my own blood. I made it to the hospital, thankfully, without passing out (or worse; dead), got stitched up and after a few weeks made a full recovery. This story has a happy ending but not everyone is this lucky. Be careful out there guys and especially girls, hopefully this never happens to you but if it does I hope you know what to do to prevent yourself from dying.

  • @NUGGETWOOOOOOOOYEAAAHH
    @NUGGETWOOOOOOOOYEAAAHH 3 роки тому +32

    "The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed."
    Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 роки тому +24

    No one:
    School nurses: put an ice pack on it

  • @gauravagarwal3322
    @gauravagarwal3322 3 роки тому +49

    I would definitely ask the shooter politely to stop shooting me after getting shot once.

  • @tojov8323
    @tojov8323 3 роки тому +15

    Maturity is when you realise
    *""The best way to survive being* *stabbed is not to get stabbed""*

  • @sethyuikora2
    @sethyuikora2 3 роки тому +46

    Getting shot: "Say you're at a shooting range, or a US public school."
    Oooof, right in the reality

    • @ZENKHii
      @ZENKHii 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @phoenixblossom621
    @phoenixblossom621 3 роки тому +43

    “Oh look at that. I’ve been impaled.”

  • @cainster
    @cainster 3 роки тому +10

    Never bring a knife to an Infographics fight.

  • @mrrainbrow423
    @mrrainbrow423 3 роки тому +54

    "Is whoever shot you still shooting you or at the general area? Ask them politely to stop."
    -Infographics

    • @mnrkm
      @mnrkm 3 роки тому +2

      pointless advice, the shooter won't listen to a word of it if they are with the intention of shooting someone.

    • @mrrainbrow423
      @mrrainbrow423 3 роки тому +4

      @@mnrkm Thank infographics

    • @janaismael8509
      @janaismael8509 3 роки тому +2

      @@mnrkm r/woooooooosh

  • @ronitbambhabiya9927
    @ronitbambhabiya9927 3 роки тому +87

    3:42 "ask them politely to stop"
    Shooter - shooting at me
    Me - pls stop
    Shooter - understandable, have a great day

    • @nnnnnn8173
      @nnnnnn8173 3 роки тому +1

      underrated

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 роки тому +1

      @@nnnnnn8173 -5/6

    • @nnnnnn8173
      @nnnnnn8173 3 роки тому +2

      @@KO_Manic what?

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 роки тому +1

      @@nnnnnn8173 1

    • @ninaisastar
      @ninaisastar 3 роки тому

      tell them to talk to
      *THE HAND*
      **DUN DUN DUUUNN**

  • @johnnyblaze7159
    @johnnyblaze7159 2 роки тому +1

    My Tio Juan who's right now living in the streets and is a big alcoholic went through so much in his life, my dad told me this story of my Tio of when he was a kid he was stayed the night at my tios and one night someone came knocking on the door asking for water and that he was very thirsty my Tio Juan being a good man when and grabbed him some water after the man pounded the water my Tio turned around and left his back open and the man started stabbing my Tio repeatedly in the back over and over again he ended up surviving the stab wounds and years later my Tio is still alive with a bunch of stab scars all over his back my Tio Juan is a blessed man to be here still on this earth today

  • @nolanjoseph1553
    @nolanjoseph1553 3 роки тому +21

    I love how this video is entirely just logical information until it just suddenly says something completely random as soon as you let your guard down

  • @justinw2330
    @justinw2330 3 роки тому +23

    This video had an extra layer of sarcasm in it.

  • @Daniela-zb1gx
    @Daniela-zb1gx 3 роки тому +7

    "maybe you're at a shooting range or maybe you're at an american public school" HAS ME WHEEZING 💀

  • @ellenrice19
    @ellenrice19 3 роки тому +7

    That advice about seatbelts is definitely the best...I walked away from 2 accidents because of the seat belts, a head on collision (before we all had air bags) and more recently a very spectacular freewsy collision - spun around twice and barrel rolled 3x before coming to rest. And only "whiplash" injuries to show for each...wear your seat belts!

  • @erikstolzenberger1517
    @erikstolzenberger1517 3 роки тому +19

    "Lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed"...I almost peed myself, great line XD

  • @AlSurayeMXM
    @AlSurayeMXM 3 роки тому +1

    The humor on channel is getting way better! Keep up the good work

  • @RedLogicYT
    @RedLogicYT 3 роки тому +96

    I'm not a hero or badass, but if my family is getting threatened I'm going out with a fight. I love them too much to have them get hurt.

  • @toddslaw8195
    @toddslaw8195 3 роки тому +35

    I cracked up when I heard when he said “don’t be a billy badass and book it” 😂

  • @alexander191297
    @alexander191297 2 роки тому +1

    As a Londoner, I watch this every week…

  • @mr.shrimpo5736
    @mr.shrimpo5736 3 роки тому +28

    "Lungs are allergic to being stabbed"
    And I'm deathly allergic to dying, what's with all these allergies... am I right?

  • @octo449
    @octo449 3 роки тому +26

    This man said "An american public school" that had me weak.

  • @anthonywomack2260
    @anthonywomack2260 3 роки тому +7

    "Hanging around a shooting range or an American public school", infographics, you out did yourself with this one 😂😂😂

  • @NoseCandyKermit
    @NoseCandyKermit 3 роки тому +45

    "AAAH YOU SHOT ME PLEASE DONT DO THAT AGAIN!"
    Enemy: Alright 😁

  • @ja-king3067
    @ja-king3067 3 роки тому +36

    “Lungs are extremely allergic to stabs”
    I am extremely allergic to death

    • @heart8969
      @heart8969 3 роки тому +3

      Yea me too
      I would die if I get the death

    • @unxtraordinary
      @unxtraordinary 3 роки тому +2

      I am extremely allergic to humans... Now let me live in my survival den.

    • @michaelredmond6861
      @michaelredmond6861 3 роки тому +1

      I got killed just last week, and it never did me any harm!
      Hypocondract's!

  • @quady1491
    @quady1491 3 роки тому +4

    Who else came here for help after getting stabbed?

  • @yowassgood6058
    @yowassgood6058 3 роки тому +26

    “Is whoever shot you still shooting at you or at the general area? Ask them politely to stop.”

    • @cainster
      @cainster 3 роки тому +1

      “Is he cremating you as we speak?”

  • @whosman817
    @whosman817 3 роки тому +28

    How to survive : DONT DIE

  • @simmysommy
    @simmysommy 2 роки тому +4

    8:00 Sad fact: Drunk drivers are loosened by the alcohol in their system making them less likely to die in a crash, possibly not the same outcome for the other party...

  • @stu_jam
    @stu_jam 3 роки тому +73

    This video actually being relevant is a stab in the dark

  • @yuunoaboi21
    @yuunoaboi21 3 роки тому +13

    God every time i think about the time i got stabbed i just feel sick and nauseas

  • @emileebirchall4399
    @emileebirchall4399 3 роки тому +1

    My sister survived a really bad car crash as a baby and fell on her head with the swing swinging too fast and going upside down as a kid. Yet she is practically the most sane girl i know.

  • @handsome_sun
    @handsome_sun 3 роки тому +17

    When you watch this to make sure your victims don't survive being stabbed.

  • @hello-ri8rz
    @hello-ri8rz 3 роки тому +86

    How to Actually Survive Being Stabbed: Don't live in London

  • @GigaChad-lw1do
    @GigaChad-lw1do 3 роки тому +5

    Ive learned many things from this channel but the most important thing is that if you can dodge a knife you can dodge a ball

  • @audry6161
    @audry6161 3 роки тому +25

    "LUNGS ARE EXTREMELY ALLERGIC TO GETTING STABBED" HAS ME ROLLING 😂

  • @devonhall8822
    @devonhall8822 3 роки тому +5

    I went though a first aid course for 2 days just to see this video that teaches most of what we went over

  • @adrilove8394
    @adrilove8394 3 роки тому +1

    This is great! Thank you!

  • @ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon
    @ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon 3 роки тому +15

    It was easy to get stabbed. I tried to break up a fight and, super simple: 1 get poked in the spleen with a(?), and then 2 fall and wake up in the hospital. It literally just feels like being punched then a warm sensation. 7/21.
    Wouldn't try again

    • @bigbambi718
      @bigbambi718 3 роки тому

      So we’re you scared you were gonna die ?

    • @aspiechan420
      @aspiechan420 2 роки тому

      Bad idea to try to break up a fight between thugs.

  • @QwakorMusic
    @QwakorMusic 3 роки тому +119

    “Hurry my boyfriend is dying”
    Her expression-😒

  • @Lucius_murrius
    @Lucius_murrius 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks now my panic and anxiety levels went from high to extra high

  • @DoloMoney
    @DoloMoney 3 роки тому +11

    I survived being shot 6 times and then drove myself to the hospital... I agree with everything they said... I didn’t feel anything when it initially happened and I didn’t have time to panic... the best thing to do is stay calm and analyze the situation... if your in a bunch of pain it may be too late 😓

    • @gutso5749
      @gutso5749 2 роки тому

      wym it might be too late if your in a bunch of pain

    • @favelxs3910
      @favelxs3910 2 роки тому +1

      @@gutso5749 once the adrénaline run out you start to feel pain and often you only got a few minutes if not second before your body collapse either from pain,blood loss,panic,etc...

    • @cainster
      @cainster Рік тому

      That's what you get for teaching at an American public school.

  • @ytfgrfior5283
    @ytfgrfior5283 3 роки тому +15

    That is perfect the perfect guide for londoners,from east london

  • @hiimalcatraz5912
    @hiimalcatraz5912 3 роки тому +2

    Being a grown man living in london after England lost
    Watching this video was a must

  • @chamoflag9630
    @chamoflag9630 3 роки тому +60

    the best method: reset yourself for 100% health revive.

  • @spiritmatter1553
    @spiritmatter1553 3 роки тому +8

    Nice that you addressed acid attacks, and the picture on the screen when you introduced the subject gave us a nice little hint as to who’s doing the attacking.

    • @Uncle_Jacob
      @Uncle_Jacob 2 роки тому

      Right, because men are always the aggressors. A woman would never. Especially a crazy ex girlfriend.