What Happens To Your Body If You Get Stabbed?

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @lifenoggin
    @lifenoggin  5 років тому +5866

    Triangle Bobert was not hurt in the making of this video. Well, he was, but the animator reset him, so we're fine! Thanks for watching and liking the video! 💙

    • @knockoff800
      @knockoff800 5 років тому +66

      Blocko, plz plz plz can u make a video talking about coeliac disease because I have it and I want to know more about it pls

    • @ExplodingSteve
      @ExplodingSteve 5 років тому +8

      :D this p.s. is new hi blocko

    • @EmzFroggy
      @EmzFroggy 5 років тому +9

      I like how you name your characters pat

    • @sloanissocoolandgreat
      @sloanissocoolandgreat 5 років тому +7

      Blocko is Monika

    • @PlushRecords
      @PlushRecords 5 років тому +9

      Hi one Question has there any creature in your world extinct?

  • @yoshi2413
    @yoshi2413 5 років тому +2192

    Symptoms of stabbing includes : death, loss of life, sleep with no awaking, die, no breathing for an infinite time.

    • @strawberrycake3474
      @strawberrycake3474 5 років тому +257

      You also lose your life membership

    • @yoshi2413
      @yoshi2413 5 років тому +79

      Strawberry Cake premium membership gets a resurrection

    • @moeyy2925
      @moeyy2925 5 років тому +18

      You forgot internal death

    • @yoshi2413
      @yoshi2413 5 років тому +26

      Ken demise, expiration, informal snuffing, curtain call, expiry, mortality, mortal downfall.This could go on forever

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 5 років тому +4

      Stab me

  • @Slimblue
    @Slimblue 4 роки тому +1855

    John wick : gets stabbed
    Knife : passes away shortly after

    • @whitefd2
      @whitefd2 4 роки тому +64

      Remember when we used to say chuck norris and not wick. So long ago

    • @Slimblue
      @Slimblue 4 роки тому +41

      @@whitefd2 good point! New generation, john wick today is the new chuck norris

    • @Postshamone
      @Postshamone 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @firedragon8578
      @firedragon8578 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @Deadpool-wq8vs
      @Deadpool-wq8vs 4 роки тому

      Slimblue 0791 That’s John Wick

  • @matthewalden
    @matthewalden 5 років тому +3477

    "People die if they're killed."
    -Shiro

    • @jvasava3
      @jvasava3 4 роки тому +61

      mind=blown

    • @ghostchannel4766
      @ghostchannel4766 4 роки тому +106

      "The archer class is really made up of archers!"
      -Rin Tohsaka

    • @rico4376
      @rico4376 4 роки тому +9

      The more you know

    • @nikola7429
      @nikola7429 4 роки тому +78

      Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

    • @ezyawn3161
      @ezyawn3161 4 роки тому +48

      *Top 10 intellectuals Einstein was to afraid to prove wrong*

  • @areyouinsane2190
    @areyouinsane2190 4 роки тому +786

    "Most stabbings aren't fatal"
    Man with knife through his head: oh, good. -pulls the knife out and goes home-

  • @korvix9536
    @korvix9536 5 років тому +1180

    Me: **Sees title**
    Julius Caesar: I know a thing or two because I’ve seen a thing or 23.

    • @hithere3250
      @hithere3250 5 років тому +5

      🤣

    • @theminuskai7453
      @theminuskai7453 5 років тому +10

      Lmao cesar could have explained it better ye

    • @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292
      @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 5 років тому +9

      Its 28 stab wounds not 23

    • @Kal6933
      @Kal6933 5 років тому +9

      zombie hunter z 28 STAB WOUNDS

    • @korvix9536
      @korvix9536 5 років тому +12

      zombie hunter z I’m referring to how many times Ceaser was stabbed not Detroit become human.

  • @GregFRDT
    @GregFRDT 5 років тому +1151

    2:49
    Triangle Bob: *Gets stabbed literally in the middle of the face*
    Life Noggin: You'll be fine

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 років тому +842

    _WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR BODY WHEN YOU GET STABBED?_
    *Jason Voorhees:* Allow me to introduce myself.

  • @TheGreatCooLite
    @TheGreatCooLite 5 років тому +2538

    Thanks Blocko, I'll be sure to watch this video the next time I'm getting stabbed

  • @paulmoldovan4827
    @paulmoldovan4827 5 років тому +4770

    Europe: How to stop killing with knifes ?
    Americans: Sell guns at Walmart

    • @geo3826
      @geo3826 5 років тому +241

      don't bring a knife to a gunfight

    • @Fatih-ot5ur
      @Fatih-ot5ur 5 років тому +27

      Teddy Fresh that s better

    • @lithiumvids9448
      @lithiumvids9448 5 років тому +38

      paul moldovan *inkoming american patriots*

    • @SovietTricycle
      @SovietTricycle 5 років тому +88

      Id rather get shot than stabbed. I know both hurt, but getting stabbed is scarier

    • @PawsAnimations
      @PawsAnimations 5 років тому +5

      WAL-MART DOSE THAT GET RID OF THAT WAL-MART R U CRAZY WALMART?

  • @creepalotl8841
    @creepalotl8841 4 роки тому +229

    In America, ten percent of homicide is caused by knives.
    America: that’s because we have ranged knife shooters called, “guns”

    • @kronoxodusktc4011
      @kronoxodusktc4011 4 роки тому +2

      I wouldnt call small cartridges of copper knives

    • @aashycoconut
      @aashycoconut 3 роки тому +1

      Knife shooters lmao

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 роки тому

      @@iriptide06 No

    • @iriptide06
      @iriptide06 3 роки тому

      @@jimboonie9885 that was a long time ago now idrc

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 роки тому +1

      @@iriptide06 It was only 3 months...

  • @meneerlul8234
    @meneerlul8234 5 років тому +224

    blocko: most stabwounds aren't fatal
    me: unless you have 28 of them

    • @gotatopaming6336
      @gotatopaming6336 5 років тому +27

      *You didn't leave him a chance, huh?*

    • @theincognitoguy9856
      @theincognitoguy9856 5 років тому +24

      *YOU STABBED HIM AGAIN AGAIN AND AGAIN*

    • @wentworth8776
      @wentworth8776 5 років тому +19

      DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE?

    • @gotatopaming6336
      @gotatopaming6336 5 років тому +8

      what have i started

    • @nethascotx24
      @nethascotx24 5 років тому +16

      *He was bleeding, begging you for mercy. But you stabbed him AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.*

  • @forsaken9676
    @forsaken9676 5 років тому +371

    "What happens when u get stabbed?"
    Me: You bleed?
    *X-files starts playing*

    • @kyuubi_0261
      @kyuubi_0261 5 років тому

      *Do do do do do do do ta ta ta Dan Dan to do do do do do ta ta ta Dan Dan* it's the lyrics

    • @gordonlin5645
      @gordonlin5645 5 років тому

      Jay Animates esketit

  • @eggstatus5824
    @eggstatus5824 Рік тому +6

    Short answer, being stabbed sucks and it hurts. I got into a street fight and it led to me being stabbed in my abdomen just above my right hip. I started losing blood pretty quickly, but I also had to NOT lose the fight or I probably would have been killed, so I couldn't aid it immediately. I eventually managed to demobilize them for long enough to get away. I didn't have anything on me to substitute a tourniquet, but my clothes were already drenched in my own fluids, so I just took off my shirt and used that all while phoning 911 telling them what happened. The initial impact from the stab isn't even the painful part, it's when the blade is inevitably pulled out of you. That and applying pressure to stop the bleeding. Also, yes I am perfectly fine now, I made a full recovery with no permanent injuries and I'm here to tell the tale

  • @istuff1113
    @istuff1113 5 років тому +687

    *Knife crime exists
    Kids In London: I've been waiting for this moment

    • @itachi6336
      @itachi6336 5 років тому +6

      Wut

    • @fazesw2343
      @fazesw2343 5 років тому +32

      Ish_Hus2003 u won’t get it if ur not from London

    • @pabsoractive2691
      @pabsoractive2691 5 років тому +2

      C Rose yk

    • @pulse.7
      @pulse.7 5 років тому +2

      istuff I live in London I’ve seen a few things but its not that bad

    • @fazesw2343
      @fazesw2343 5 років тому +23

      Benitas24 10 stabbings a week isn’t bad ok

  • @maxxolotl7960
    @maxxolotl7960 4 роки тому +43

    “Crimes involving knives have been on the rise in the last few years”
    London for you mate.

    • @spellings9909
      @spellings9909 4 роки тому +5

      Not just london tho Birmingham Manchester Nottingham and Liverpool

  • @funandgames714
    @funandgames714 5 років тому +144

    I think we should have a moment to thank Triangle Bob for being stabbed multiple times in order to feed us knowledge.

  • @Kaioshin9000
    @Kaioshin9000 4 роки тому +335

    Me: gets stabbed
    Body: *screams in subtitles

  • @nickgehr6916
    @nickgehr6916 5 років тому +172

    Me: **get stabbed*
    My blood cells: *_A whole new world...~_*

  • @GoronTico
    @GoronTico 5 років тому +76

    * Gets stabbed 28 times *
    Me: "Don't worry, most stab wounds aren't fatal"

  • @isabelle5048
    @isabelle5048 5 років тому +268

    -Watches video
    -takes intensive notes
    Not a murderer I promise. A writer is a name I prefer.

    • @ObsidianEgg
      @ObsidianEgg 5 років тому +5

      FBI open up

    • @MRSdooodah
      @MRSdooodah 5 років тому

      Whump writer*

    • @zetast0rm
      @zetast0rm 5 років тому +1

      researching a role get to know the villain who is mysteriously named stably mcstabber, I wonder why

    • @levidaulton3763
      @levidaulton3763 5 років тому

      Izzy not a murderer, a life dealer I prefer

    • @fgfgfg4
      @fgfgfg4 5 років тому

      More like a victim

  • @adenhadlock6888
    @adenhadlock6888 4 роки тому +7

    “More severe stab wounds”
    *Throws knife at triangle bobs face*

  • @mrlolzies1019
    @mrlolzies1019 5 років тому +244

    Life noggin: While in Europe, they account for 43%
    America: **laughs in gun**

    • @flyon8368
      @flyon8368 4 роки тому +8

      talibans: **laughs with their RPG**

    • @WarInHD
      @WarInHD 4 роки тому +5

      I’d rather get shot then stabbed

    • @obamadrake4535
      @obamadrake4535 4 роки тому +6

      Clifton Williams atleast a knife is just an extremely sharp pain but getting shot feels like rapidly getting hit by a sledgehammer

    • @xyzzy-dv6te
      @xyzzy-dv6te 4 роки тому +1

      @@obamadrake4535 And you can run from a knife user

    • @fraserwatsn
      @fraserwatsn 4 роки тому

      shoddymonk 101 nah blud I’ve been shanked it’s worse init

  • @eatingjr1805
    @eatingjr1805 5 років тому +522

    Life Noggin: "Most stabbings aren't fatal"
    **Sad Julius Caesar noises

    • @doppioinahat7924
      @doppioinahat7924 4 роки тому +10

      Shizaaaa

    • @ghostchannel4766
      @ghostchannel4766 4 роки тому +12

      @@doppioinahat7924 *pillar man theme intensifies* It's ok. Wamuu turned Shiza into a hand tossed salad.

    • @TeRenner123
      @TeRenner123 4 роки тому +1

      Angry german voices

    • @dragasalt7493
      @dragasalt7493 4 роки тому +1

      Well, to be fair, he was stabbed MULTIPLE times.

    • @davidthebruh4940
      @davidthebruh4940 4 роки тому

      My name is cesar and can CONFIRM!!

  • @oweznero
    @oweznero 5 років тому +197

    #Dearblocko what if we will send dead bodies to the moon, will they degrade?

    • @fhisaldsfulda3241
      @fhisaldsfulda3241 5 років тому +6

      Do you realize how expensive that is?

    • @lionbryce10101
      @lionbryce10101 5 років тому +21

      @@fhisaldsfulda3241 you realize he's asking that for one of his future videos, not as a serious statement (I hope)

    • @erikpoephoofd
      @erikpoephoofd 5 років тому +13

      The bacteria and other microbes in your stomach and intestines start to slowly eat you after your die.

    • @cecilagustin8048
      @cecilagustin8048 5 років тому +2

      Dunno......

    • @pulsefull7248
      @pulsefull7248 5 років тому +1

      No we wont rot because the atmosphere would kill all bacteries

  • @Ballbuster1000
    @Ballbuster1000 4 роки тому +11

    "Most stabs aren't fatal"
    *Pulls out Diamond Sword with sharpness II and fire aspect*
    Wanna bet?

    • @Yourlocalanglosaxon
      @Yourlocalanglosaxon 4 роки тому +1

      Ægń tūį ęč bå qł xÿ

    • @H-nt
      @H-nt 4 роки тому +1

      Yes I do wanna bet

    • @jackiematanza2791
      @jackiematanza2791 4 роки тому +3

      Fire aspect 2
      Sharpness 5
      Unbreaking 3
      Mending
      Knockback 2

    • @prabhakaranmadiyath9207
      @prabhakaranmadiyath9207 4 роки тому

      Strength 2

    • @blockcraftermc4612
      @blockcraftermc4612 3 роки тому +1

      _Adds some command blocks_
      Sharpness 3000
      Fire aspect 3000
      Knockback 3000
      Unbreaking 3000
      Strength 245
      Speed 10
      Nattulus power 10000000 minuites
      Fire resistance 10000000 minuites
      Resistance 245
      Jump boost 10
      Pheonix SC: *let me add a paradøx*

  • @venomshake8187
    @venomshake8187 4 роки тому +628

    who else’s body starts feeling sensitive when watching this

    • @beatrixkiddo1171
      @beatrixkiddo1171 4 роки тому +60

      I physically cringe and can't sit still when I see this or think about getting stabbed

    • @gummy7218
      @gummy7218 4 роки тому +17

      I thought that was just me lol

    • @boloski
      @boloski 4 роки тому +3

      Star Clouds same

    • @alexb3831
      @alexb3831 4 роки тому +3

      Thought I was the only one

    • @rexthewhizz8153
      @rexthewhizz8153 4 роки тому +1

      @@weewoo234 ME TOO

  • @JamesTheAce0
    @JamesTheAce0 4 роки тому +1

    Triangle bob: *gets stabbed again*
    Doctor: you just walked outside. Are you targeted by a hitman or something?

  • @bruicketP
    @bruicketP 4 роки тому +373

    Getting stabbed is a jojo reference

    • @HaZe_artss
      @HaZe_artss 4 роки тому +20

      Aqeeleo YES YES YES

    • @maulanaray4427
      @maulanaray4427 4 роки тому +19

      Ah i see you're muda as well

    • @dennisgrammenos1232
      @dennisgrammenos1232 4 роки тому +15

      That's the literal reason to why I clicked on this vid, all I was thinking was *DIO* throwing knives

    • @NOOB4306i
      @NOOB4306i 4 роки тому +3

      @Darth Omega sane

    • @a.t.binchy9633
      @a.t.binchy9633 4 роки тому +4

      Life is a jojo reference

  • @j-sant-animations8105
    @j-sant-animations8105 5 років тому +132

    I’m glad you’re making your POINT, but please CUT to the chase, I need to SHARPen my knowledge of this sooner.

  • @ardeshirrazany7043
    @ardeshirrazany7043 4 роки тому +2

    I love how the head recovered after a knife possibly came out of the other side

  • @mavenrulz1719
    @mavenrulz1719 5 років тому +48

    Meanwhile scrotus from mad max survived a chainsaw to the head

  • @GalluZ
    @GalluZ 5 років тому +48

    Who would win:
    A very skilled Australian sniper with a laser guided sniper rifle.
    Or
    Some French boi with a stabby stabby.

  • @Vectorlarity
    @Vectorlarity 4 роки тому +1

    Short answer: You die
    Long answer: _Sometimes_ you die

  • @dethronegod3071
    @dethronegod3071 4 роки тому +26

    2:50
    Thats sound actually scared me i wasnt paying attention to the screen and i was eating with a knife on my dish and i thought the knife fell and stabbed my leg LOL

  • @anabely3253
    @anabely3253 4 роки тому +1

    “Its ok. Here have some water” - school nurse.

  • @clapped6756
    @clapped6756 5 років тому +29

    *Get's stabbed*
    *Life Noggin:* Ez videos

  • @seraphendipity
    @seraphendipity 4 роки тому +79

    “More severe wounds...”
    Literally yeets a knife into his fluffin face.

  • @memeseagull6937
    @memeseagull6937 4 роки тому +2

    Introverts after saying "you too" to the waiter
    2:49

  • @dirtyactsatdonedirtprice4547
    @dirtyactsatdonedirtprice4547 5 років тому +50

    Answer:
    You bleed
    Alternative Answer:
    Blood coming out of your body

  • @thanhngabui2968
    @thanhngabui2968 5 років тому +36

    Why isn't this a horror video? There are so many Triangle Bobs being stabbed and become dead
    poor Bob, he is not that bad after all

  • @maknify4538
    @maknify4538 4 роки тому +1

    Criminals: *ok I'll note that down*

  • @infiniteaseem6523
    @infiniteaseem6523 5 років тому +54

    * _2 minutes' silence for Triangle Bob_ *

  • @rachaelkenney408
    @rachaelkenney408 4 роки тому +37

    Person: **stabs someone**
    Also person: *I was H E L P I N G*

  • @jerichozorua999
    @jerichozorua999 5 років тому +27

    If you get stabbed remember to...
    *Keep calm and carry on bleeding less*

  • @timmeh4116
    @timmeh4116 3 роки тому +1

    Suspect robs your house: And They stab you

  • @sambanjo
    @sambanjo 5 років тому +32

    i'll tell you what happens
    extra pockets

  • @xavierorriss921
    @xavierorriss921 5 років тому +18

    2:07 well no treatment of stab wound begins by NOT TAKING THE BLADE OUT UNTILL YOU ARE AT THE HOSPITAL

    • @YB--iy8nh
      @YB--iy8nh 5 років тому +1

      That's not how that works but hey it's good you know not to take it out

    • @ParryHub
      @ParryHub 5 років тому

      The blade will stop some wat the blood loss, if taken out blood will leak fasterthan mia khalifa snudes

  • @rena1977
    @rena1977 5 років тому +141

    Why does my body feel like it got stabbed while watching this video?

  • @charlotteway5720
    @charlotteway5720 3 роки тому

    Me: *gets stabbed*
    No one:
    The school nurse: Can I offer you a ice pack in this trying time?

  • @jorichickennugget9031
    @jorichickennugget9031 5 років тому +16

    Life noggin: what happens if you get stabbed
    Me: well I’m not an expert on getting stabbed but something will happen and and it’s *not* good

  • @alexisdobuilds9483
    @alexisdobuilds9483 4 роки тому +7

    1:49
    Triangle bob: *calls 911*
    Dispatcher: “911 what’s your emergency?”
    Triangle bob: (SOB SOB LIKE BOB) I- I-
    Dispatcher: Sir, I’m going to need you to calm down. Tel me what happened.
    Triangle bob: (breathes the bob way) I got stabbed with a lightsaber-
    Dispatcher: *hangs up*
    Triangle bob: (SCREAMS) I LOSING ALL MY 1’s AND 0’s!
    Triangle bob: (glitches to death)

    • @unbearabletruth4310
      @unbearabletruth4310 4 роки тому

      when making a joke, you should keep it short. take it as an advice.

  • @stephenr80
    @stephenr80 3 роки тому +1

    if someone offers you a quid or else getting stabbed, give em a quid

  • @cloroxbleach3936
    @cloroxbleach3936 5 років тому +8

    The most painful type of stabs are backstabs.

  • @talkgb
    @talkgb 5 років тому +14

    Nobody:
    Julius Caesar: *The Expert*

  • @rickynonays2194
    @rickynonays2194 5 років тому +12

    “More severe injuries...!”
    Knife flies in and impales their face.

  • @thephoenixking699
    @thephoenixking699 4 роки тому +1

    1:45: One of the knives is a lightsaber! 🤣

  • @hashimmohammed6296
    @hashimmohammed6296 5 років тому +7

    I kept feeling sick while imagining being stabbed lol

  • @dnnylfs371
    @dnnylfs371 4 роки тому +16

    Short Answer:
    It's Depends

  • @nafisbernafas9073
    @nafisbernafas9073 4 роки тому +2

    I'm interested to see someone explaining this out of experience

  • @lewisprogamer7332
    @lewisprogamer7332 5 років тому +11

    What happens when you go unconscious, and what will your body do?
    Also, what will happen when you are drunk?
    Tambien, what happens when you drink too much water and what effects will it have?

  • @colorron8
    @colorron8 4 роки тому +8

    I know somebody who has cheated death so many times, he's survive getting ran over a few times survived getting stabbed and a lot more that I haven't heard of, so my question is, how is it possible to cheat death, and why do we manage to survive fatal injuries if were lucky.

  • @AceTheBlue
    @AceTheBlue 5 років тому +9

    Looking at the thumbnail I was like:
    - Blocktaro, I wonder if even your Star Blockinum can deflect so many knives.

  • @professorblur3872
    @professorblur3872 4 роки тому +79

    What happens if you are hit by plasma

    • @siiweeyy1321
      @siiweeyy1321 4 роки тому

      gamer AIR 101 u burn

    • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
      @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 4 роки тому +4

      Burn. Luckily if you cut anything it’ll probably cauterize quickly

    • @2Musketieners2MLm
      @2Musketieners2MLm 4 роки тому

      Ask the english back in WW1

    • @CarlosGonzalez-vi9qv
      @CarlosGonzalez-vi9qv 4 роки тому +1

      What about a fuel rod cannon

    • @blakeschroko7838
      @blakeschroko7838 4 роки тому

      If you were to be stabbed by something made of plasma like the energy sword from halo it would be so hot that it would instantly boil your blood and it would be like almost exploding

  • @sparkist95
    @sparkist95 4 роки тому +11

    I don't know how my body will react when I am stabbed , maybe I should try it myself

  • @epicmadness1110
    @epicmadness1110 4 роки тому

    Anime protagonists: Is this some peasant joke I don't understand?

  • @skullymanewhoa
    @skullymanewhoa 4 роки тому +6

    “What are you gonna do, stab me? “
    - Guy who watched this video

  • @vonhuertastudios
    @vonhuertastudios 4 роки тому +1

    Life noggen: what happens to your body when you get stabbed
    Me: hurts alot

  • @helpponimi7821
    @helpponimi7821 5 років тому +33

    Life noggin: being stabbed can be fatal
    Me: *surprised pikachu face*

  • @snapplejuice1903
    @snapplejuice1903 4 роки тому +4

    Depends on the material of the knife. If it's made of iron, you will lose about 6 hearts. If its enchanted AND made of diamond, you could lose up to 10 hearts.

  • @Qieri
    @Qieri 4 роки тому +1

    Imagine you watching this video after being stabbed lol

  • @kpw0079
    @kpw0079 4 роки тому +62

    Me:*GET STABBED*
    Doctor:You have 1 minute to live
    Me:*Watch this*
    God:I Allowed it

    • @TheMistralist
      @TheMistralist 4 роки тому +3

      You need spoiler cuz you wont reach it to the end

  • @ex0spher_e
    @ex0spher_e 4 роки тому

    What happens if you dont subscribe to life noggin?
    You get bit by my whole dog army.

  • @auto-mobile7979
    @auto-mobile7979 4 роки тому +1

    me : gets stabbed “you want this back?”

  • @wspsayran
    @wspsayran 3 роки тому

    2:49 why did I laugh.. COME ON THAT CAME OUT OF NO WHERE 😃😭

  • @cloroxbleach3936
    @cloroxbleach3936 5 років тому +8

    How can you stab the head when the skull is pretty hard?

    • @mrchoco4605
      @mrchoco4605 5 років тому

      yeah, why wouldn't they just shoot the head

    • @noname8354
      @noname8354 5 років тому

      If you apply enough force, your skull may become cracked (idk the physics). Or, they may stab you in the eyeball

  • @egobwoarder.
    @egobwoarder. 3 роки тому +2

    I have a question, what we need to do when your stomach feels stabbing and hurting?

  • @Ty-to3ru
    @Ty-to3ru 4 роки тому +6

    I’ve been stabbed 3 times and I thought I was having a heart attack and I was so dizzy thinking I was boutta die some how I survived

    • @calebgreen1640
      @calebgreen1640 4 роки тому

      Xerve where’d you get stabbed?

    • @arkreddy5004
      @arkreddy5004 4 роки тому

      LollallalAllaalalalal liar

    • @Ty-to3ru
      @Ty-to3ru 4 роки тому +1

      Caleb Green in Lee bank Birmingham

  • @HappyTheHuman
    @HappyTheHuman 2 роки тому

    Guy: (stabbed with a fork) dies
    Other Guy: (impaled by giant blade)this is fine

  • @vermilion1414
    @vermilion1414 5 років тому +8

    Here’s a topic for a video! What happens when you are severely injured and have a high risk of dying!
    Answer: You either die, or live

  • @lynnjung2155
    @lynnjung2155 3 роки тому

    This video change my perspective of people who died immediately after got stabbed in movies

  • @penchord
    @penchord 4 роки тому +10

    Roadmen

    • @vertorix8899
      @vertorix8899 4 роки тому +2

      If you're American then that's just British for Street *iggas

  • @kituki5178
    @kituki5178 3 роки тому +2

    A few years ago my nose repeatedly bled right through the day for several minutes at a time, at the end of the day I nearly passed out,
    So that was a terrible experience! Losing a lot of blood doesn’t feel very nice you know. 😨😬

  • @orakuotaku
    @orakuotaku 4 роки тому +9

    Another episode on
    Why tf is this on my recommended?

  • @waffle1722
    @waffle1722 4 роки тому

    Person gets stabbed doctors: aight Bois let's open him up

  • @edu21ardo20
    @edu21ardo20 5 років тому +4

    Poor triangle Bob for very like he shall heal faster

  • @yajpillay8789
    @yajpillay8789 4 роки тому +6

    Question: What happens too the body when you donate blood?

    • @Apenimon444
      @Apenimon444 4 роки тому +2

      You lose 450 milliliters of blood you little snitch

    • @soba3409
      @soba3409 4 роки тому +1

      @@Apenimon444 XD

    • @Apenimon444
      @Apenimon444 4 роки тому

      But let's be serious for a minute, something does happen and that's why you're given two days to rest after blood donation...
      The first time after blood donation I went to my daily training, witch was kickboxing and I was sparring with weaker fighter that I could beat on any average day, but that day, few hours after the donation I felt out of balance while working out... so that fighter knocked me out of my feet very easily over and over again

  • @allecia82
    @allecia82 4 роки тому +1

    As soon as someone's walks when your talking about knifes blocko you instantly stab him you know you could've told him to be ready

  • @Alexpwnsall8
    @Alexpwnsall8 4 роки тому +9

    I love it!
    To the point.
    Great animation.
    Not 10 minutes for no reason.
    Like and sub for you my man!❤️

  • @theepictoast8050
    @theepictoast8050 5 років тому +6

    My brain cell just
    Getting more after
    Watch life noogin
    Video

  • @loudboyslive9112
    @loudboyslive9112 4 роки тому +2

    I saw one comment saying:
    “Surgery is stabbing people to life”
    😳

  • @goldenheart3887
    @goldenheart3887 3 роки тому

    Me: *gets stabbed*
    My body: “Um... why is there some random ghost behind me?”

  • @beamngracingseries8579
    @beamngracingseries8579 3 роки тому +1

    Fun fact, you have a better chance dying if you remove the knife from the wound (unless it’s not clean)

  • @rekt.921
    @rekt.921 3 роки тому

    Knife stabs in Real Life: multiple stages of pain and feelings
    Knife stabs in most games: Did someone just flick a rubber band at me?
    Knife stabs in CoD: instantly dies

  • @thebigsad9463
    @thebigsad9463 5 років тому +4

    After reading the description: **Puts away RPG**

  • @arvnd_00
    @arvnd_00 5 років тому +4

    #DearBlocko What would happen if we only drank distilled water?

  • @shadow_clan6801
    @shadow_clan6801 4 роки тому +1

    U r my favourite youtuber keep up the great work!! :)

  • @isaacm1168
    @isaacm1168 20 днів тому

    great video this will certainly help me on my next trip to london !

  • @wyvern69420
    @wyvern69420 4 роки тому +1

    i would watch this but this type of stuff scares me

  • @asillygoof3358
    @asillygoof3358 5 років тому +10

    #DEARBLOCKO
    What Happens To Your Body When You Are Exposed To Radiation?
    Pls read I love your vids
    My question is about our world