Vsauce but out of context 2: Electric Boogaloo
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- Опубліковано 12 січ 2025
- merry new year or whatever im going to bed good night
List of videos used (very long list):
• Use Your Head Challeng...
• Supertasks
• SPACE STRAW
• What If The Sun Disapp...
• Relativistic Effects
• Mysterium Cosmographicum
• What Is Video ??
• BLOW YOUR MIND!
• You Can't Touch Anything
• WHY IS THERE A MOON? ....
• BLOW YOUR MIND!
• Cruel Bombs
• How Hot Can It Get?
• Cruel Bombs
• What Is The Earth Worth?
• How Hot Can It Get?
• Human Extinction
• How To Count Past Infi...
• There's a New Most-Unp...
• How Earth Moves
• Why Are Things Cute?
• UGLY DANCE -- DONG
• Carrot Sharpener. LÜT...
• What Does Human Taste ...
• What Will We Miss?
• Lightbulbs, Multiplica...
• Stranger Facial Hair
• Why Do We Dream?
• Slow-Mo Hand in MOUSET...
• What Is Consciousness?
• Supertasks
• The Sydney Opera House...
• Messages For The Future
• REAL Human HORNS! ... ...
• DOUBLE PUPILS and more...
• WIN Videogames BY KISS...
• Top 6 SCARIEST Online ...
• How Much CAFFEINE KILL...
• WHAT'S A DONG?
• Why do we ask question...
• How Earth Moves
• WATER.
• Who Owns The Moon?
• Math Magic
• Why Don't We All Have ...
• Why Do We Kiss?
• How Old Can We Get?
• 4 FACTS.
• The "Song" Song
• 11 MORE Video Game WTF...
• 9 More Video Game WTFs...
• Mark and Michael - Vsa...
• Get in the Mood!
• DONG Delivery!
• Density Ball
• Travel INSIDE a Black ...
• What's The Brightest T...
• What Does Human Taste ...
• Why Don't We Taxidermy...
• The Eyezen Challenge -...
• We Are All Related
• 8 Surprising Facts
• Why Are We Ticklish? W...
• How Much Money is Ther...
• How to HACK Flash Game...
• m͏̺͓̲̥̪í͇͔̠ś̷͎̹̲̻̻̘̝...
• Human Extinction
• Isolation - Mind Field...
• Longest Site on the In...
• BUZZ KILL
• Juvenoia
• Would Headlights Work ...
• The Zipf Mystery
• The Banach-Tarski Paradox
• Use Your Head Challeng...
• How much does a video ...
• Every Strictly-Convex ...
/ 998647553892614144
• The Galton Board
• Inq's Cipher Wheel
• The Mythical Show Ep 1...
• Hands In Knots Illusio...
• SPOT THE FAKE !! -----...
• Stranger Facial Hair
• WHAT'S A DONG?
• HACK Wheel of Fortune!
• What's Your Worth?
• SPOT THE FAKE !! -----...
• Turn Music into Shapes!
• Why Is Your BOTTOM in ...
• Magic 13
• Which Way Is Down?
• Magic Spelling
• Ambigram Art
• Cousins Explained
• Lenz's Law
• Three Curious Bros
• The Leaning Tower of Lire
• Relativistic Effects
• Seeing Through Selenite
• "Comedians" on Hoverbo...
• Vsauce, Robbery Here
• Video
• Endless Michaels!
• YOU LIVE IN THE PAST
• The Napkin Ring Problem
• VSauce Sauce | Jamie O...
• The First Meeting of E...
• WAIT WHAT?! Vsauce Edi...
• Vsauce Answers the 100...
• A Proof That The Squar...
Michael: *spits up egg*
Michael: "𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙝 𝙚𝙜𝙜"
The_ PeriDorito 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙝
I like to think the egg had a baby in it
"Thank you for sharing with the class , Michael."
shut up
Were their brains clairvoyant? Can our brains see into the future?
As it turns out, no.
*Funk music starts playing*
Timeless
No we have time he has time to make thid
But what is time? And how does it taste?
@@notaguy4289 what does time smell like?
@@notaguy4289 or: where is your space?
W@Der Absender
yay............with *teeth*
Oh hi
It's cosmo
ohitscosmo why are u here???-
@@katmlg2505 THIS IS MY FAVOURITE VIDEO
😁
hi there..............with *teeth*
21:01 when the teacher is done talking about their divorce and how unfair life is
Poor Michael
Thats... wholesome
0:42 me trying to finish the problem on the board while they're still complaining.
Michael is a chaotic god of knowledge
Pingas Controller chaotic good
A Chaos God superior to Khorne
I agree
chaotic gosh*
He's like the Mask but with infinite knowlege.
5:49 when you spend the night at your friends house and they don’t give you a blanket
Yikes those are made of razor blades
Me when friend give no blanket 20:58
24:52 Directors when they realize which character is everyone's favorite
how the heck don't you have at least 2k likes on this
ARTHUR NOOO
Underrated comment!!!! I can relate so much😂😂
@@caterpurrler6356 SHIZAAAAAA!!!
@@izimari yeah i cried lmao he was my favorite
22:37
me telling my mom i threw up at 2 am
*"no they don't care"*
I remember when I was like 7 we were camping and staying at a little log cabin and there was a upstairs where I slept and I threw up in my bed. I stayed up for 2 hours trying to clean it up while the TV was on until I finally told my mom.
Mom i frew up
This is a fresh egg
“Here’s something you can do at home. Build a nuclear reactor.” -Michael Stevens
List of golden quotes of 21st century, all top 100 belongs to Michael.
selensewar “u r mr gay”
1:02
sc4red You actually can, too. He was talking about David Hahn, who did that when he was a kid.
@@patrick-xu1go it played the moment I read this
Michael Stevens is anarchocapitalist confirmed
Vsauce is one of those memes that are funny enough to watch but his actual videos are still able to be taken seriously
Vsauce Michael here
@@keygenxcx Game Theory? Ness = Sans?
That's some serious skill right there
so almost like your childhood?
Yeah
Imagine if aliens wanted to know a summary of what human intelligence was like, and we recommended Vsauce, but they accidentally watched this instead
I would love that
Honestly I don't think they'd understand us much better if they watched actual Vsauce. XD
That would be an accurate summary of human intelligence
3:38
It wouldn’t be inaccurate
1:02 11 year olds when they try to roast someone
LMAOOOOO 💀
Mr. 𝕘𝕒𝕪
sqooke sounds like what you would say lol
LOL- 😭😭
lol im 11 :)
I wonder if Michael watches these himself.
Pretty sure he does.
Watches these? He made them. All of them.
@@TBrum021 I think he means compilation videos of michael.
ArcanumChronicles yeah I know I’m joking that he made the compilations
He said he does
Your math teacher after you’re sick one day:
1:35
Best comment ever
I feel like a lot of people don’t get this joke
Just a normal person would, not an abnormal person
@@tameronica that's kinda easy tho
@@goldbysilver3694 r/iamverysmart
Michael is an enigma. He’s some 6th dimensional super being that’s entertaining himself with this.
He is Tom Bombadil
@@karelkrajicek6607 With unmatchable strength
I read that enema. HELP I'm scared
What's an enigma?
Karel Krajicek yes... yes he is
3:28 Every child in preschool
Nah 41 is
52 is so big!
@hate-to-hate true
No dummy you can add 1 to 40 and it will be larger
Also there are 4 states of matter not 3
78 exists
*vomits*
tHiS iS a FrEsH eGg
I AM HOWTOBASIC
*OR IS IT?*
*Except P stands for Plutonium*
insert groan sound effect
*UGH*
Dude that happened as soon as I read that wth
This is the man that will defeat Thanos
Clearly you've never heard of shaggy
Pfft, Shaggy's got nothing on this guy.
Thanos: (snaps his fingers)
Michael: (turns to dust)
- five minutes later, Michael rematerializes -
Michael: I didn't *actually* die. (proceeds to deck Thanos in the schnoz)
@@jackace5183 But as he turns to dust he says "I am turning to dust".
And when he comes back he says "Or am I?"
Light Of The Seven no ant man will go inside his ass and expand
"What is the biggest number?"
*"Forty. Take it or leave it."*
Kid: I want to live to be a hundred years old!
Antivaxx mom: Three, take it or leave it.
PS: This is not meant to offend anyone, I saw it on a meme video.
U
13:18 when the popular girl gets confronted for breaking rules
They then eat paper like normal teenage girls do
@@Jpeg.g indeed
or siblings
@@Jpeg.g I guess she ate the rules.
@@moelester7527 hahahha
I Just imagine Vsauce is a mental institution escapee and he is halucinating that he's talking to someone
for some reason imagining specifically michael in any scenario would be funny
Imagine michael at a zoo. The zookeepers are feeding him but he keeps telling them science facts that they aren't interested in.
Lucas the crybaby “goosebumps are just skin boners”
I completely agree with that
Imagine?
"i am more like the dad of idubbbz"
only a true memelord could say something so beautiful
_I like them short and thick_
_"You are really soft and warm, by the way."_
-*Definitely* not an alien
ayydubs
*You are Mr. Gay*
20:09 People in Alabama trying to justify their actions
The sad thing is that I'm from Alabama😂
@@mikeward6207 so do you date family members?
@@pen_island ofc not😂 being honest I don't know anyone who has bcuz...well ew
* 20:09
HAHHAHA
28:17 I FEEL BETRAYED
Imagine a sitcom where Michael is an alien from outer space living with a family to learn about earth, including a 6 year old who he helps with science, a teenager who uses him to hit on girls, and two very confused parents.
Excuse me but what
ALF?
That's almost the plot of Mork and Mindy.
I need this now, and if I don't get it I'll drown myself in lava.
Isn’t that the plot of Marvin Marvin
0:48
Me practicing for my school Presentation that I made in under 2 minutes
LOL
Ok fine, I’ll give u 1k
he makes more sense out of context
Just call them a Kugelblitz
This is actually hyper context
I am not gonna lik e this comment so it stays at 666
Sucking is NOT attractive
well you guys ruined it
5:11
feels like an interrogation and he's leaving this thing to deal with me
It was also what i was thinking
Why is this funny
Hmmm
The new SCP.
@@omegawilliam95s36
SCP - XXXX: *”Columbug”*
Object Class: Safe
Oh shit 29:02 he says wait a minute and the video is exactly 30:02 so there's 1 minute left now that's attention to detail
Yay someone noticed
@@DataExpungedNull that moment when you make a small in joke and someone finally notices
That’s e x t r e m e
Like teeth, or are they? 👌
@@DataExpungedNull yay with teeth
No, 29:00
Normal homework: Pre calculus, chemistry, etc.
Homework during coronavirus: 4:38
I like that one
Deadass
underrated
Relatable
_build nuclear reactor_
20:56
Seeing Michael with an actual gun made me immediately go into cardiac arrest.
"How many bullets can the human body handle?"
probably one of the last things you'll hear before death
I thought of a Michael with a hand gun not a fucking 50 caliber rifle
The fact he barley flinches with it too... Uncanny.
When the heavy sniper comes to real life
@@creepypastakingthedragones3679 same i was thinking maybe a desert eagle but never fckin mind
5:25 shadow michael is so menacing. Like an all-knowing powerful entity, you dont know if its preparing to attack, or just observing you
1:02 J.K Rowling these days
C V R I read this just as he said it lol
U R M R G A Y
I like this comment but won't press the like button so it will stay at 666 likes.
Why are you gay?
Is this a reference to surreal entertainment? Or am I just dumb?...
16:48
*kazoo kid intensifies*
This comment is on 69 likes.
I can't like it.
@@dm856w3 you can like it now. Get back here you fucker
@@dm856w3 lmfao s#x number wholesome chungus 100
@@mattygee6852 I am back lads
I was thinking the same thing
11:45 Michael after he's acquired all the infinity stones
uh oh
@@Ratchet-pl5yo "Or would it?" *~{V Sauce Music}~*
I got an Alexa ad.. Is Alexa gonna rule the world?
Or did he?
23:48
0:30 chickens when you looking for something to eat
26:51 my dad came home and walked in on me and my friend watching this
I had a hard time explaining that
Oof size 100
┬──┬ ¯\_(ツ)
What the fuck is going on???
Dad what dad?
5:34
12:07
"Dong....is that something you eat?"
The real comedy here is that he can keep a strait face while hearing that.
Calvin Kasiborski but he didn’t?
@@Venom-ix8mp Relatively***
169 likes lmao
le funn y se*cks numbwerr!!! hhahha 😂😂😂😂😂
But he raised an eyebrow. That’s good enough for me
*m i c h a e l ' s t o y s*
Dread Wolf calling him “Daddy Michael” will actually be an appropriate title in a few months
"hey, vsauce. michel here. you, are not alive. seriously." - vsauce 2029
You could’ve easily convinced that was an actual quote that I missed
@@DataExpungedNull lol wowoooo thxxx even for replying :)
10:55: Every 6 year old.
Benzz-_ 11 More like 12:45
me: 10:55 & 12:45
14:59 is a room full of 6 year olds.
@@cleon24769 it's true
more like 2 year old my frend is way better then that ...
and he is 5
17:37: “The atoms in this coffee hundreds of them were once peed out of Albert Einstein”
Zacoman222 me to a normal conversation
Me: _Sees cute girl_
My brain: "Say something normal!"
Me: 17:37
YeEt HaW holy pop rocks
How does he know
@@harry_page *gets bj*
the fact that it's thirty minutes definitely says something
Or does it?
His whole life is out of context
A lot of the stuff He does doesn't make sense with context lol
0:48 Whenever I see people
9:33 when someone asks you if those are your children
Underrated
My mom would say “oh, they came out of me”
@Count Anonymous n
I’m literally dying
Ahhahahahahaa
0:32 _T H I S I S A F R E S H E G G_
howtobasic is creaming his pants rn
How he says it tho XD
Why does he sound so angry when he spits an egg out
Further proof that Vsauce is howtobasic
666 likes
3:10
*No hole will be left unfilled.*
_Oh my gosh!_
Even worse when you put it after the one before it
My heart…
@@snailsand I am sorry? Do you speak English? I do not understand what you mean.
@@pluto47yearsago84 are you joking? Do _you_ speak English?
@@LPSWeirdCow13 Yes, I speak English as a secondary language.
"Prepare to get blown."
- Michael and his toys.
Has to be one of the best ones.
*"Sucking is not Atractive"*
-Vsauce guy
Michael
Don’t tell me this man just called Michael “vsauce guy”
@@demonhunter635 dont look now, buuut...
Some science nigga
I read it right as he said it
26:06 Why does Michael when he was younger look like someone trying to impersonate today's Michael?
Michael VSauce looks like Michael Scott
He looks like lester from gta v
It is the same person.
@@brainseason850 Or... is he?
@@Mick_92 in fact it is not the human body replaces each atom in the body every 5 years
I can imagine Michael going about his day to day business only using his best lines from a video like this.
Cashier: "That'll be 47,50."
Michael: "Where are your fingers?"
Cashier: "Excuse me?"
Michael: "Imagine you have an unlimited supply of balls."
Cashier: ...
* intense sweating intensifies
Cashier: please I just want to see my family
@@ghostmobiil * hysterical laughter *
@@ghostmobiil 20:09
I need more of this LOL
21:32 - My flirting skills
If that doesn't work, I have more aces in my sleeve... 22:54 , 23:39 , 25:03
27:28 - Me at the end of the date
I clicked the third one and got a mr clean ad. I guess now I flirt by talking about Mr clean's sponges
I clicked the 3rd one and the first thing I said when it ended was“hol up”
*I have no life*
"So see you next time, Family"
tf is this, Alabama?
25:18 me when all of that fails.
When you have been dating her for 2 years and she tries to hug you.
15:28
I can’t tell if you are the “don’t hold hand before marriage” or “I have crippling hafaphobia”
I know I spelt it wrong but I refuse to look it up. Google auto correct/ auto fill failed me.
*Jazz music starts playing*
9:45
@@starlord0o072 😂😂
Nah it was a joke-
0:30 He’s HowToBasic... HE’S HOWTOBASIC
"This is a (FRESH) egg."
He actually is he said it on the howtobasic2 channel
@@Froggo9000 so did a bunch of other people in that video lol
@@awkwardandquiet16yearsago75 go to del taco they have something called fre sh a va ca do
@@awkwardandquiet16yearsago75 No it probably wasnt a joke
10:55 your dad when you win the lottery
Your dad is a ninja?
5:10 when my sleep paralysis demon realizes I'm lucid dreaming
10:20 I love how he just grabs a cat from off screen.
A cat is made out of water, and stuff and I, Vsauce is made out of Vsauce.
Michael embodies chaotic neutral energy and nobody can tell me otherwise
He's more like chaotic good, because his intentions are to educate and entertain.
@@theblackbaron4119 Yeah,but what about the baby in a Microwave?
Other than that,yeah,the energy that he emanates is pure Chaotic Good
Otherwise
Chaotic GOOD
Otherwise
3:04
“If you kinda like somebody, make them stand 3 quarters of a millimeter away from you.
“No hole will be left open.”
“Oh my gosh...”
*Ominous space music starts playing*
"What is the biggest number you can think of"
@@caterpurrler6356 40 is pretty big
12:07
THE SMIRK AT THE END IS EVERYTHING
Underated comment frfr
13:22
“Get rid of this message.”
*F U C K I N G E A T S T H E M E S S A G E*
His body can handle it, he is made out of VSauce
the american way to get rid of the message
*I can do what I want*
BigBoiMan
A N I M E
N
I
M
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Michael: ...and the word is, DONG.
Girl: is that... something you eat?
Michael: *raises eyebrow*
(Insert pornhub theme here)
@@savage4749 or to be continued meme
When, timestamp pls this video is too long
@@starscratcher 12:07
@@savage4749 no
16:22 Me when I just found diamonds and I'm trying to get back up to the surface
7:43
You just got stuck in a cave and cant find the way out
I can't believe how much random context enhances these random moments
14:20
My new favorite phrase
had me laughing so hard
0:30 *blerghh* “This’a fresh egg.”
Were there brains clairvoyant? Can our brains see into the future?
As it turns out, no.
*Funk music starts playing*
"If you kind of like somebody, have them stand 3/4 of a millimeter away from you. *No hole will be left unfilled.*
-Michael Stevens
21:51 "EUGHEHG, RqQRERQ dice feenoids"
Truly the most inspirational quote.
Disphenoids
Sims be like :
18:20 "Third place tastes like not having to eat the temperature 'cheese'." - Vsauce Michael
Words to live by.
D O N G
12:07
She: "Dong.......... Is that something you eat?"
Thats *literally* what she said
Thats a *CHOKE* rights?
Its like joke... but uhh... choke is when you...
Ill leave...
I mean yeah but then the cheeky little face at 12:12 is just.... I fuckin love Vsauce
That's where it all started
That smile
12:11
That damn smile
Oh hey my hero academia dude
@@Jun.Suzuki sup roblox dude
20:57
When you hear someone say they liked the YT rewind
Not real they wouldn't hesitate
I liked the youtube rewind
sue me
YESSS
I liked it just because they put pewdiepie and Minecraft and Mr Beast
which one
Nobody:
Middle schooler's jokes: 1:02
Timberwolf 707 lol it’s true (I’m in middle school, and I hate wen people do it)
Corgcake
Usually they say it ironically
True
Well u r Mr gay
That’s like 9 yr olds
5:34 me trying to convince everyone im not the imposter
Lololol
Mood
When the impostor is sus!😳
amogus
amogus
"Dong..is that something you eat?"
Michael: "😏"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Timestamp?
Ryan Sheffield 12:05 your welcome
Sir Incognito WHEEZED
4:34 Me when I tell a joke and realize that nobody else thought it was funny.
For me its 5:29
meme
Me: HHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHYAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
Everyone else: what the f*ck are they laughing at
0:48 If there was a zoom on his face at this moment, it would be marvelous
BRUHH YESS
I've always thought that Michael would make a great villain in a horror movie. It's that combination of polite, enthusiastic personality, unnerving, erratic body language, and sudden changes in subject-matter.
"Hello Vsauce, Michael here. Where are your fingers? Did I cut them off while you were sleeping, deep fry them and give them to children like tasty treats? Mmmmmm...no. But am I going to do that in the near future? That's for me to know, and you to find out. As always, thanks for screaming!"
It just writes itself.
4:30
Me after lying to dora about where the ocean is
I'm dying🤣🤣
Im trying hard to survive
BAHAHAHA IM DEADDD 💀
Hahahhaahahhahahagaaa
do no like anymore
0:30
This is as weird with context
24:29 I think I like where this is going
Me when I trip and fall while just standing still
10:56 tAdA! i’M a NiNjA!
20:58 my friend when I accidentally make him trip
0:19 thats how sims talk
Nobody:
Me at the middle school dance: 19:08
Evergrimm me at the school dance 20:58
@@masonknox4697 oh
Mason Knox *_oh_*
*_oh no_*
@@masonknox4697 Well that's cool too
@@masonknox4697 no
You know that old saying- 'You can't make a gyroelongated square bipyramid without dropping a few tiles'
@anxietie because I'm a furry
Got me through some tough times
@@Subscriberswithnovideos-mq8pn stop being a furry
Teacher: flicks the lights on and off to get the class’s attention
The epileptic kid: 19:09
Here's something you can do at home:
*build a nuclear reactor*
Just like when you pee your pants but your pants are the entire planet and p is for plutonium.
PS: _you can_
Chernobyl all over again
The sequence of events at 18:30 are absolutely amazing
Literally burst out laughing 😂
Thanks for enlightening me XD
Wtf is the FNF ass music in the bg 💀
Tonight!
I talk about how the human brain works,
A man randomly commits suicide,
And that man’s friend’s first instinct is to try to eat his brain for some godforsaken reason.
@@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache fnf didn't even exist at that time, so it couldn't be it
nobody:
boys during november: 4:05
omg this is so underrated
No
And 2:45
🤣🤣🤣im fuckin dying
waht's with all this "boys during ..." shit? it's so cringily specific
Belle Delphine: "What would you do if you found me in your fridge?"
Me: 20:58
UNDERRATED COMMENT
UNDERRATED COMMENT
UNDERRATED COMMENT
UNDERRATED COMMENT
CUNDERRATED OMMENT
7:26 I spit out all my water because of this
The sister in every hentai
@@supercool_saiyan5670 n o
SuperCool_Saiyan NO
@@supercool_saiyan5670 *N O*
SuperCool_Saiyan *N O*
4 years old when they are asked how high they can count:
3:31
“Is 40! And I love imagining”
One two three five six eight
I mean you'd run out fingers and toes at that point, how are you even supposed to count beyond that?
@Mick 92 it’s the way of the toddlers.
Yum
"You are Mr. Gay"
-Vsauce
@@Abeabonation u
Nikoo, lets go bowling
Truer words were never spoken
1:52
Me explaining to my friend why I wasn't at school.
"here's something you can try at home"
"build a nuclear reactor"
best man to come to for advice 10000/10
7:45 when the teacher asks for your homework and you didn’t know you had any
Pause it’s amazing
oh, but we're not done
4:04 my brain when my parents enter my room right as I was about to open the incognito tab
YOᑌ ᑕᗩᑎᑎOT ᗷᗴᗩT IT
YOU CANNOT BEAT IT lol
LOLLLLL
Person Personson HAHAHAHA
Error 404, context (not) not found
its four am i lost it at “this is a fresh egg” because it was so sudden
😂😂😂😂😂
Brb finding a way to include “Gyroelongating the pentagonal bipyramid is not a task for the feint of heart” and “bring the coffee, let’s ask the spirits” somewhere in my D&D campaign
Katia Managan lol!
Katia Managan lol!
As long as coffee exists in your campaign, that one will be super easy. But the other one....well, good luck, if you manage it you’ve gotta let us know.
Shouldn’t be too hard. After all, the D20 is a gyroelongated pentagonal bipyramid
@@jackdog06 but what about a snub disphenoid?
*Top 10 Anime Sequels*
I was honestly waiting for this comment
"Dong... Is that something you'd eat?"
The smirk that man lets out is such a chad move
Michael has to be one of the most diverse and versatile youtubers ever. He's funny, weird, and interesting at the same time