Make sure to safely deal with your nuclear waste. Also, I recommend getting your uranium from a natural source, you want to avoid those very dangerous chemicals that are in most products.
Not laughing to this is harder than doing so with any "Don't laugh challenge" video ever made, I could watch a still image of Michael staring at the void and I would still burst out laughing like my life was dependant on it
Micheal is like that one creepy but cool history teacher we all had. Ready to teach us a thing or two, but won't hesitate to freak you out our throw some dad jokes into the lesson.
Michael is so smart he can be funny without saying a word. But that's not possible, or is it. **Vsauce Music** This is because in order to make something funny and or to make someone laugh, it's all comes down to th-
Welp, after watching this video for 2 hours and a minute, once with a pencil in my mouth, I can safely say that I don't know what context even is anymore
@@ikevermander1325 "Jak zawszę dziękujemy za uwage" is "And as always thanks for watching" but in direct translation means "and as always thanks for attention"
That is the one single clip that I sorta ADDED context too, but that still begs the context of why Michael was licking a potentially dangerous crystal is I think it evens out 😂
things that shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as they did: 1:39 (cereal)* 17:38 (michael's toys - naked) 21:26 (bipus? dipus? dipusle? yes.) 22:26 (prepare to get blown) 25:37 (tada! imaninja.)* 30:35 ( .. .~*&^ ) 31:26 (too real) 31:44 (doctors have concluded) 32:39 ( link:
"Who are you? Well, if you want to find out you have come to right episode of Michael Draws on White Pieces of Cardstock." That one episode of Michael Draws on White Pieces of Cardstock is all you need to solve an identity crisis.
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Top comment is gay
So is every reply.
@@AstraIVagabond outstanding move
Modern problems require modern solutions
_LGBT-poses_
r u gay
If someone were to watch this without knowing who Michael is they'd think he's a psychopath
I think is is tho
I watched this before I ever watched a Vsauce video.
I am now subscribed and about 200 videos deep.
@@starlight4649 rl
They are right
I've never watched a vsause video but I prefer it this way.
My favorite vsauce quote of all time is "use kids to commit your crimes."
Never fails to make me laugh.
You need to do 10 mins of Vsauce but every video his beard grows
This aged well
He shaved it
@@DangerOctoYT fuck
Who’s Farley?
@@orf2072 just place that video at the beginning of the compilation.
3:56 when the man in the white van and tinted windows pulls up on the block
Or 3:50
3:52
When the police officer catches him 34:31
O h n o
I' m n o t r e a d y
Nobody is
niether am ɪ but my mom isnt watching so no one can stop me
I like how most of them don't make sense even with context
IKR. 😅
8:17 there is nothing I can do for you Michael. You are as much trapped in this 1 hour loop of your innermost hell as I am.
is it bad that i can quote like 80% of these from the top of my head
no, it is healthy
No
No It’s knowledge
Dang I wish
yes
47:41
Either the teacher's favourite student or the rowdy kid in class when the teacher leaves the classroom
5:40 me on the first date not knowing what to talk about
19:40 best part
FBI!
@@Antonmihai2202 where you out i have one in my backyard rn, and its stably running
Make sure to safely deal with your nuclear waste. Also, I recommend getting your uranium from a natural source, you want to avoid those very dangerous chemicals that are in most products.
When he said " ", i felt that
for people searching, the silence ends at 15:01
Thank you for doing this you brave soul
Thank u
12:55 when you’re counting prime numbers for three hours
Ha yeah too relatable!
Lol
4:00 when I finally finish covering my entire lawn with cocaine
r/cursedcomments
@@meemtiem1273r/beatmetolt
@@meemtiem1273i hope it was put on there
Not laughing to this is harder than doing so with any "Don't laugh challenge" video ever made, I could watch a still image of Michael staring at the void and I would still burst out laughing like my life was dependant on it
only Micheal can be a lovable nerd then stops talking and downright be terrifiying
“Let’s go get ourself a brain.”
**camera dims out**
**table is covered in blood and he’s got a cleaver**
“That was easy.”
3:56
You’re on the street and you see this
*what do you do*
Run away
I go play with his toys
No one:
Teachers looking for any cheaters during exams: 12:55
did u comment the same thing twice?
sini harshan oh lol i thought it didnt save the first time, thx for telling me
Would you like to play with my toys?
Yes: 4:00
Micheal is happy.
No: 7:45
Michael is angry.
5:49 we found megamind
0:55 the Jackbox logo be like
I had a great stream, I’m glad I got to interact with y’all like this 😊
btw i realy liked the premiere chat at the end :)
It was fun! :D
You did it!
Silas Laspada yeah
@@DataExpungedNull you are a persON and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and ON.
My teacher whenever i ask her to go to pee
31:20
Hopefully i don't die
...Dangit...this is too real..
You alright vsause bsthroom snea9 hear
You asked your teacher to wee?
HOPEFULLY I DONT DIE
11:29 made me die for for no actual reason
Ends at 15:03
24:45 when you show a girl your bionicle collection
5:53 everyone at area 51
The silence from the isolation chamber is less awkward/menacing and more sad because he didn't want to be in there
he did tho
1 year late, vsauce hated being there by the start of the 2nd day, dude was borderline miserable
ThiS iS a FrEsh EgG
ɪ may have failed geography
"Take that away, get rid of this message" is exactly the energy I want to give to the world.
* Pours milk on cereal *
What the heck is this thing?
Milk soup
2:03 I reversed it and he’s saying “hi vsauce Michael here” but with kind of oddly big spaces between words
should just be called michael staring at me binge comp
37:40 got me way to good
Appearently his name is VeritasYOUm now
@@NoOne-qi4tb no
Micheal is like that one creepy but cool history teacher we all had.
Ready to teach us a thing or two, but won't hesitate to freak you out our throw some dad jokes into the lesson.
Michael is so smart he can be funny without saying a word. But that's not possible, or is it.
**Vsauce Music**
This is because in order to make something funny and or to make someone laugh, it's all comes down to th-
People saying “top comment is gay” are not attractive as mr Stevens would say
It's Micheal Stevens you fake fan
"U.R. Mr Gay"
I mean, sucking isn't attractive, after all.
You know what, as a wrote this, the top comment was "I am gay" so it was like supportive. XD
Ok then, I'm officially confused
You don't need to be dead to be stuffed and mounted in some hilarious position, technically speaking
Welp, after watching this video for 2 hours and a minute, once with a pencil in my mouth, I can safely say that I don't know what context even is anymore
38:22 when elons kid trys to explain child birth
hello people from the future .
Hi
hui
Hello people from the past
Hello there
@@Antonmihai2202 general kenobi
he’s like science jerma
I can definitely build a nuclear reactor in my own home. Merca.
32:39 made me spit out my coffee
I’m going to sit through this entire thing. See you tm it’s currently 12:47 for me rn
29:55 lol, its strange to hear my native language here.
@@ikevermander1325 Polish
@@ikevermander1325 "Jak zawszę dziękujemy za uwage" is "And as always thanks for watching" but in direct translation means "and as always thanks for attention"
I'm also polish
Polacy łączcie się!
@@paceusz2439 taaaaaaak !
10:18 VSauce walking! Vsuace walking!!
His neighbors would be very concerned if he didn’t have a famous UA-cam channel
Oh my god you actually compiled awkward silences
he did that like some time ago
What do you mean out of context this is quality content
He didn’t speak from 10:00 to 15:00 and I almost went insane
41:22 damn Michael got that moves
Most of this is just uncomfortable silence.
Best use of an hour, thank you!
1:30
Just close your eyes, what do you see???
This keeps me up until 3am
Did I watch this all in one sitting? Yes. Am I ashamed? No. Not even a little
3:57 *Every 3 year old ever*
Michael's beard can take a .50 BMG.
Scratch that, Michael's beard can take a .950 JDJ.
What's scary is that all this makes sense when you watch his videos
40:32.. ah.. good times, he was still slightly sane back then
the neighbors kid:
1:21, 1:30, 1:54, 3:46, 4:46, 6:07, 6:27, 6:38, 7:30, 7:47, 10:16. 15:31, 17:34, 21:06, 27:13,
thanks guys, thanks for watching, and as always, *thanks for watching*
@@b.b.b.b.b.b.b apparently you have deciphered the ancient texts
"I bet if someone inhaled this they'd be in a lot of trouble"
**Immedietly licks it**
That is the one single clip that I sorta ADDED context too, but that still begs the context of why Michael was licking a potentially dangerous crystal is I think it evens out 😂
37:30 Subtitles: [Music]
8:18
OH NO, HE'S GOING CRAZY! SOMEONE HELP!
Haha, going. Nice one
He sounds like he was gonna cry
6:38 he’s a conspiracy theorist
1:54 bro really had me worried for a second
Dont you hate it when someone around you yawns , then you yawn, well , heres Michael yawning and then there me, FAKEN YAWNING TOO GOD FAKEN ********
I dont know why but
"Heyyy vsauce, Michael here! Do you want my head delivered to your house in a box?" fucking killed me
Thanks guys, Thanks for watching
And as always, thanks for watching
things that shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as they did:
1:39 (cereal)*
17:38 (michael's toys - naked)
21:26 (bipus? dipus? dipusle? yes.)
22:26 (prepare to get blown)
25:37 (tada! imaninja.)*
30:35 ( .. .~*&^ )
31:26 (too real)
31:44 (doctors have concluded)
32:39 ( link:
I didn't remember 59:12 💀
Best hour I've ever spent. Thanks.
Gonna go cry myself to sleep now.
My life is a joke.
12:45 adventure time intro be like
I love The fact that I can quote almost every clip of this video 😭
“Vsauce out of context” *Shows any Vsauce video*
Really enjoy the block of pure silence ~10+ mins in
michael out of context makes him sounds like a alien trying to talk to someone
Just what I needed.
"Who are you? Well, if you want to find out you have come to right episode of Michael Draws on White Pieces of Cardstock."
That one episode of Michael Draws on White Pieces of Cardstock is all you need to solve an identity crisis.
Alternative title "vsauce trying to be human for straight 1 hour"
0:56 The one reason Vsauce haters wake up every morning.
This is perfect to watch whenever i'm building dominoes
An hour well spent
18:15 is definitely up there for one of my favourite VSauce clips.
The montage of silence like awakened smth in me, I almost feel dirty
8:13: *OUWWAH? IT'S GONE STALE!*
UA-cam knows my style
3:46 welp, this solved world hunger
0:47 making me blushing fr 14:21
2:25 always gets me
Michael: I like them short and thick
Ok this is great and all but my fav part is still 1:51
ibaxterrwoof this just proves Michael is an alien doing a scientific paper on humans
12:27 micheal.exe not responding
Thanks for watching, and as always, thanks for watching
2:37 WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Do you want my head delivered to your door in a box?"
"And that means that a very large hammer,"
Real OGs know context of every clip in this video