Me at the start: Ah, Emerald so you can cheese with Shedinja who can't take damage unless it's super effective. Paul about 10min in: Absolutely not part of the strategy at all.
Honestly I don’t blame him for not doing a Shedinja run. Sure it’s reliable but Shedinja has awful stats and you have to double check *every* Pokémon's matchup.
Coming here to watch this after hearing the news. I'd only found Paul's channel recently, around halfway through last year. In the time since I've watched every one of his videos, some of them multiple times, and I'm back here for this one because it's easily my favorite. We're all gonna miss you Paul. Nobody on UA-cam shares your same style of monotone delivery complimented by perfect comedic timing. Nobody does challenge runs like you did. And for me personally, there were very few other channels out there that made me laugh as hard as yours have. I hope that you can find peace now, because you deserve it to the fullest extent. The real game has ended. Thanks for all the laughs and memories.
"I don't recall the last time I checked on Alfonso in the Day Care, but legend says that everyday he grows more and more powerful, and that one day he will try to escape, and will be shot it the head by the Day Care staff because uprisings are not allowed..." -Mittensquad Proverbs 37:36
@@-gamingmd-1630 Glad y'all get a kick out of these, started 'em a few videos ago and tought it was pretty funny! I'll start collecting 'em and see if I can't make something happen. Hope to see y'all on the next one!
I love your way of speaking. “Murder” “Monster” “Her pet has been slain” “I avoided a double battle by only having one tool of destruction” “I condemned G. Sparkle to the box of forever torment” “I captured a Volbeat, gave it a good name, and it was never heard from again” “Battled pokemon in a pokemon game; I can hardly believe that myself” “The B-team were dispatched to take out the trash” “After so much pain, May is finally dead” “Solrock is susceptible to being bitten by a wolf and dying” “I met a gentle shark that hurt my Dinkster when she tried to pet it with a gentle slash to the throat”
It’s so fucking unfair that you were taken from us so soon. Your videos were something that I looked forward to and they brightened my life. Your unique sense of humor and style of commentary can never be topped.
"I'll break down a door with an axe before I check to see if the door is unlocked." I don't know how you do it, but your scripts are getting consistently better. Keep it up man.
“A lot of electric Pokémon on the bike track. Including some jackass with a level 6 voltorb. My guess is that they’re supposed to use self-destruct or something. He’s basically using them as hand grenades.” A truly beautiful adventure.
I somehow missed the news and I'm devastated. I've spent far too many hours watching his videos over the years and I say thank you sir. Rest in peace king
I think this is my favorite video Paul has made, the jokes are on point, the shortcuts he took made sense, and watching this as a Pokemon fan it was hilarious to see all the inaccuracies in the commentary. Thanks for making this video, and I look forward to more in the future ^^
@Lance Clemings I should clarify, the wolf was a player character in their normal form. That didn't stop the ranger from trying to order him around, but it's noteworthy.
I know this is a repost, but I’m really hoping you do it. Do a video of *Can you beat New Vegas by Killing Everything?* Rules: -You must kill everyone you see immediately on sight. -You cannot run away from a fight or ignore any person or creature you see -Cannot engage in any dialogue that isn’t forced -Essentially the complete opposite of a pacifist run -New Vegas developers said that every character can be killed, so put that to the test.
@Lord Fadora It's not possible to complete Yesman's quest if you have to kill him every time you see him. He turns into the unkillable computer screen but first he's in a robot body, and if you must kill everyone immediately, without speaking to them, then you can't complete the quest where he becomes the computer. So the challenge is impossible
Exantius E Yea but you can just work with Mr. House. Yes-Man’s quest is optional. You don’t actually see Mr. House’s vulnerable form when you first see him, so in terms of technicalities, House is not killable unless you go out of your way to kill him. So yes, I’d believe it’s completable in this state
"Leaf green is the best game in the series. Fire red of course being the worst" "Gamechamp3000 already did this in Red, so this generation is done" MittenSquad obviously knows a lot about Pokemon games, since he knows so well how to trigger Pokemon nerds ;-)
Also when he said he would "only kill the pokemon in the cave that were weak enough to be KOed by dinkster, while fleeing the strong ones" while showing footage of him fleeing from a level 11 aron that is quad weak to his level 16's Dinkster's Double Kick
This was the first video of his I ever watched after it kept popping up in my recommended. I'm so glad I clicked on it. Rest well man. You may have left us physically, but you are immortal here and in our memories
I'm so glad you left us with so much Paul. I love rewatching these videos. When I'm feeling down, then I smile. I wish we could have given you the same reprieve of sadness your videos give us. Rest easy and may the real game begin.
@@samueledwards211 yeah I rewatched and saw this. He actually does the opposite too, he says a rock type is weak to flying and then uses Sky Uppercut in it
HEy Paul From Mitten Squad. Love Your videos. They are really keeping my head up and keeping me laughing while I deal with a lot of stuff at home and school. Thank you!
First time watching this video. Next time I play Pokemon I will think of you and your shenanigans. Miss you Paul, thanks for all the laughs. Rest in peace.
Setting up is the worst strat in a no damage run cuz the other pokrmon has a high chance to just attack and you would have to do the battle again and again
@@hexar260 exactly: sand attack is basically just giving them opportunities to not hit you: better to try to instakill them and not even risk a hit if you can't get hit EVER then it's not worthwhile to dick around with accuracy - avoid damage at all costs is the priority which in a more action game would be 'kill them before they even SEE you' not 'try to rely on this potential evasion skill' double team is better because it's your pokemon - imagine needing to hit 6 different pokemon with like 3 sand attacks to feel 'comfortable' enough to actually start attacking (and likely getting hit) or maybe using sleep skill knocking foe 1 out for a few turns double team up and then foe two your evasion is still high then foe 3 same heightened evasion - still WAY better to just try to wipe them in one turn but a hell of a lot more feasible to top all of that off: skipping out on moves like that equals more attacks - even swapping out a ally for something that's super effective against their first mon could be a game over: a status move that can guarantee not getting hit (basically just 100% sleep moves or protect afaik) i could see using: almost everything else you'd want to be a powerful as fuck attack in order to try your best to one shot whatever's in front of you
1:58 "The Bidoof is only a level two, but that's still high enough that one shot kills are not possible" *Me, staring intensely at ZIGZAGOON* : "uhhhhhhh"
Marak Viri I think he’s joking about how zigzagoon is the useless normal type in the hoenn region like bidoof is the useless normal type in the sinnoh region
So sad he's not around to do some challenges in elden ring. I feel like there would have been some quality videos there. RIP Paul, this is where the real game begins bro
Mittensquad 2020: Pokemon with no damage? Mittensquad 2030: Pokemon with no healing, walking, items, used tissues and with controls ripped from a jet fighter
@@droidixbacon hell nuzloke's just good for changing shit up - otherwise playing emerald i already know i'm getting fucking aggron camerupt lanturn sceptile and then fuck knows - a flier and then whatever i feel like to round it out and that's practically every run - really love lanturn love aggron and camerupt i usually like grass starters because they're usually more gimped for options whereas there's plenty of good fire and water mons the only question is usually what's gonna be the extras - going nuzlocke forces you to use pokemon sorta out of your comfort zone usually and have more varied teams than like the top 10% of mons in a given game
"ToddHoward used OUTRAGE!" is actually brilliant. Pretty sure any Pokemon would faint after seeing the shit Bethesda's released over the past few years.
You know, I have a similar outlook. Copious amounts of liquor combined with a mitten squad binge is probably my favorite way to unwind after a rough day. I do feel kinda bad though given Paul’s struggles with alcohol
Look, him and senza are the only 2 people im aware of that do crazy challenges like this that would normally drive a normal person insane. But i salute the two for being crazy enough to do it.
I've only found you recently but I've fallen in love with your videos and can't stop watching them. You're crazy dedicated and entertaining, this is some quality content, keep it up please!
I saw the title and for a moment I thought this was Gamechamp. However, I'm all for one of my favorite challenge narrators subjecting himself to a masochistic run of Pokemon as well. :D
I love the fact that you're playing Pokemon, because it's one of my favourite games ever. So, I should tell you some things: When Gym leaders tell you that you can control a Pokemon level 30 or 50, or whatever, is for Pokemon that you traded. Pokemon you caught will always listen to you, no matter the level. Also, Marshtomp is Water/Ground, which means that Electric type moves will not even do damage. Hopefully that helps, and maybe you can play these games again!
Protip: Did you know Dark is weak to Fighting? It's because justice and stuff defeating evil and shit. Also, Sand Attack and Flash make enemies miss you a lot; moves that affect accuracy/evasion can be handy for this run, along with Paralysis, Confusion, and Sleep. Also, can you beat Pokemon Diamond and Pokemon Pearl at the same time?
Me at the start: Ah, Emerald so you can cheese with Shedinja who can't take damage unless it's super effective.
Paul about 10min in: Absolutely not part of the strategy at all.
that what made the run more funnier, Shedinja runs are easy to pull that is if you know what you are doing
Honestly I don’t blame him for not doing a Shedinja run. Sure it’s reliable but Shedinja has awful stats and you have to double check *every* Pokémon's matchup.
I mean, I don't care either way, the video was still entertaining but I really was expecting a Shedinja as part of the team just because.
That’s fair enough. It makes sense for it to be included in a no damage run. Just wanted to say how it’s a boring method.
The man is, without a doubt, the biggest masochist, I am subscribed to on UA-cam.
Coming here to watch this after hearing the news. I'd only found Paul's channel recently, around halfway through last year. In the time since I've watched every one of his videos, some of them multiple times, and I'm back here for this one because it's easily my favorite.
We're all gonna miss you Paul. Nobody on UA-cam shares your same style of monotone delivery complimented by perfect comedic timing. Nobody does challenge runs like you did. And for me personally, there were very few other channels out there that made me laugh as hard as yours have. I hope that you can find peace now, because you deserve it to the fullest extent.
The real game has ended. Thanks for all the laughs and memories.
This one is a real gem.
No, in fact, the real game has just begun
@@KadenMunroe??
I really wish he’d do more Pokémon games cause his commentary for this is just amazing
Yeah.
Legendary
Legengary 😂 if you know you know ✌🏻💪🏻💀
I'd be down for the same game just rolling with different mon lol
wrrr
“After taking care of the rest of the trainers, I entered the Museum of Aquatic Freedom to save Preston Garvey”
I lost it.
I was shiny hunting and it took me a second to register what he said, but as soon as I did I had to pause the video because of how hard I was laughing
Who's Preston Garvey?
@@robertlupa8273 A character from Fallout 4.
LOL
@@SHSL-Ivalice General, there is a settlement that need your help.
Forgetting all the reloads, there's a reality in this world where an eleven year old walks around with perfect strategy and psuedo God's on his belt
They believe in the heart of the cards
Mom is going to find them under the trainer's bed years later, and throw them out.
This sort of reminds me of the game superhot. At the end of every level it shows you beat the level in real time.
Lol it’s basically Edge of Tomorrow: Live, Die, Repeat 😂
Or for the weebs, “All You Need is Kill”
@@soap9277 or the heart of the gold? HMMMMMM
"You can test out that weakness by performing a precision elbow strike"
That commentary had me dying the whole time
Dude the funniest ive heard from him so far
What made it even better is he used peck first 😂
14:35 "He's basically just using them as hand grenades."
*shudders*
Should have called them "Flash bangs".
Or should get one, name it that, and teach it Flash for the lulz. But that's unnecessary effort.
@@TKNinja37 he did say no one uses flash
"In the aaaarms of an angel..."
Read the Pokemon manga, Lt surge actually does this
@@imakeplaylists4171 He then used flash in victory road. Revealed himself as no-one?
Gamechamp: We're going to rely on quick attack.
Mitten Squad: He hit me with a quick attack, it must be fast or something.
Paul’s brain, ladies and gentlemen
The fake out bit had me dying
i used to have your profile pic,
seeing it again deeply confused me
@Rotom Channel or Technician Scizor with 4 priority moves...
"I was stopped by something invisible. It was probably my anxiety." I feel that.
bahahahahah....ahahah..aha.......................ah........ .
oh man this is so relatable ahahah
Goddamn this is extremely relatable and super funny ahahaahaha......
As somebody with an anxiety disorder: lol yes very accurate
Become Orthodox ☦
"I don't recall the last time I checked on Alfonso in the Day Care, but legend says that everyday he grows more and more powerful, and that one day he will try to escape, and will be shot it the head by the Day Care staff because uprisings are not allowed..."
-Mittensquad Proverbs 37:36
I live by those words
Amen
can someone just do a montage with all of his proverbs and shits from his videos? pls i need it ahahah
@@-gamingmd-1630 Glad y'all get a kick out of these, started 'em a few videos ago and tought it was pretty funny! I'll start collecting 'em and see if I can't make something happen. Hope to see y'all on the next one!
Who is alfonso?
I love your way of speaking.
“Murder”
“Monster”
“Her pet has been slain”
“I avoided a double battle by only having one tool of destruction”
“I condemned G. Sparkle to the box of forever torment”
“I captured a Volbeat, gave it a good name, and it was never heard from again”
“Battled pokemon in a pokemon game; I can hardly believe that myself”
“The B-team were dispatched to take out the trash”
“After so much pain, May is finally dead”
“Solrock is susceptible to being bitten by a wolf and dying”
“I met a gentle shark that hurt my Dinkster when she tried to pet it with a gentle slash to the throat”
The quote shitpost of all shitposts.
Ezts Holt "I went to the Museum of Aquatic Freedom to save Preston Garvey."
"He had a level 19 Poochyana. Had, I lit it on fire. From it's burnt body sack I retrieved the Devon Goods."
400th like
i metaphorically retrieved HM02 Fly from her corpse lmao
It’s so fucking unfair that you were taken from us so soon. Your videos were something that I looked forward to and they brightened my life. Your unique sense of humor and style of commentary can never be topped.
"I'll break down a door with an axe before I check to see if the door is unlocked."
I don't know how you do it, but your scripts are getting consistently better. Keep it up man.
wow 420 likes
@@daletheweeb4103 551 after 11 months lmao not bad I guess
as someone whos played pokemon my whole life and knows literally everything about this game, this video hurts to watch in the best possible way
Watching him struggle with Fake Out made me laugh so hard
hahahahhaa
Mudkip best starter for Hoenn right???
From the thumbnail I wonder how a fallout and Pokémon crossover would work, wait............
(Will deathclaws be Pokemon?)
@@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747 I think they would be like charizards or someshit
"Rocks are weak to fighting type, you can test that weakness yourself by performing a precision elbow strike on a large boulder" pure gold.
“A lot of electric Pokémon on the bike track. Including some jackass with a level 6 voltorb. My guess is that they’re supposed to use self-destruct or something. He’s basically using them as hand grenades.” A truly beautiful adventure.
Hahahahaha watch smallant teamrocket playthrough he used his pokemon like hand grenades in a couple fights.
Nice PFP.
On the pokemon manga Lt. Surge uses that strategy.
the fact he GOOGLED the map of the region instead of looking at the town map he said and showed the president giving him lmao
Who likes pausing their game to look at a map just split screen
“I’ll break down a door with an axe before I check to see if it’s unlocked”
I somehow missed the news and I'm devastated.
I've spent far too many hours watching his videos over the years and I say thank you sir. Rest in peace king
"My secret weapon, that I use all the time."
I cringed a lot.
@@kassieberry1134 Nou
The most secretive weapon is one they know
Thanos vs any no damage run or gamechamp300
"Why do I hear boss music?"
It is still secret if there are no survivors
Now just imagine Mitten Beating Pokemon Sword/Shield with his hands bound.
Captain Jurgh캡틴져 I could believe it, he finds way to do stupid stuff
Or with his feet
Easy
Can You Beat Pokemon Sword By Only Pressing Buttons With An Actual Sword?
@@MittenSquad Pls yes. Use a katana for maximum stupid
I think this is my favorite video Paul has made, the jokes are on point, the shortcuts he took made sense, and watching this as a Pokemon fan it was hilarious to see all the inaccuracies in the commentary. Thanks for making this video, and I look forward to more in the future ^^
"I'll break down a door with an axe, before I check to see if it's unlocked."
You find DnD sounding stuff in the strangest places.
@Lance Clemings But have you tried making the wolf sniff the door?
I still don't know how that was supposed to help.
@Lance Clemings I should clarify, the wolf was a player character in their normal form.
That didn't stop the ranger from trying to order him around, but it's noteworthy.
I thought this was a horror movie reference...
@@TheLostSoul0 DnD feels like horror sometimes.
Me, with no levels in thieving in divinity original sin 2: a what-pick?
Damn this Fallout mod looks just like Pokémon. Props to the creator!
It is pokemon
Crow On Grass no the joke is that mitten is mostly known for his fallout challenges, so my boy thomas made a humorous joke about that fact
@@crowongrass4630 stop lying.
Crow On Grass r/wooooosh
@@crowongrass4630 BrUh
"Except for steven, who led me to a human shaped hole in a mountain."
This is my hole, it was made for me!
*N O*
Drrrrr! Drrrr! Drrrr!
Underrated reference
Didn't get this reference when I first saw it 6 months ago. After reading some Ito I finally got it
I know this is a repost, but I’m really hoping you do it.
Do a video of *Can you beat New Vegas by Killing Everything?* Rules:
-You must kill everyone you see immediately on sight.
-You cannot run away from a fight or ignore any person or creature you see -Cannot engage in any dialogue that isn’t forced
-Essentially the complete opposite of a pacifist run
-New Vegas developers said that every character can be killed, so put that to the test.
That is just a normal playthrough
Absolute Heretic Not exactly, Yes Man is able to be killed before you even meet him.
My dude, that was dine by many a true nerd years ago.
@Lord Fadora It's not possible to complete Yesman's quest if you have to kill him every time you see him. He turns into the unkillable computer screen but first he's in a robot body, and if you must kill everyone immediately, without speaking to them, then you can't complete the quest where he becomes the computer. So the challenge is impossible
Exantius E Yea but you can just work with Mr. House. Yes-Man’s quest is optional. You don’t actually see Mr. House’s vulnerable form when you first see him, so in terms of technicalities, House is not killable unless you go out of your way to kill him. So yes, I’d believe it’s completable in this state
"Leaf green is the best game in the series. Fire red of course being the worst"
"Gamechamp3000 already did this in Red, so this generation is done"
MittenSquad obviously knows a lot about Pokemon games, since he knows so well how to trigger Pokemon nerds ;-)
Leafgreen *is* the best though.
PRsOwn Glaceon no it’s obviously water blue
Kieran O'Connor nah it’s platinum
@@kezzer7499 oh yeah i forgot about that one (ngl i wish it was really a thing)
Also when he said he would "only kill the pokemon in the cave that were weak enough to be KOed by dinkster, while fleeing the strong ones" while showing footage of him fleeing from a level 11 aron that is quad weak to his level 16's Dinkster's Double Kick
This was the first video of his I ever watched after it kept popping up in my recommended. I'm so glad I clicked on it. Rest well man. You may have left us physically, but you are immortal here and in our memories
11:14 Mitten: Electric is super effective
Marshtomp: Is Water/Ground
Me: Oof
Marshtomp is the best for emerald,due to its really fucky tyoing it mskes the electric gym a laughing stoco
English i have failed
@@Laties-X-Latias noticed, we have
I like how you comment about failing English instead of fixing it.lol
Also Mitten: So I curb stomped it into ground 27 times.
Love that you mentioned both other guys that did the run. That speaks of respect for them and what they did.
Rare to see such a thing today.
I'm so glad you left us with so much Paul. I love rewatching these videos. When I'm feeling down, then I smile. I wish we could have given you the same reprieve of sadness your videos give us. Rest easy and may the real game begin.
"Walrein is weak to flying moves!"
**uses a fighting move**
He meant to say fighting type instead of flying type
No, no, it's a flying move. You hit the other pokemon really *really* hard to help it fly
i think he just assumed it was Flying type because it has "Sky" in its name
@@LilyyMuu Walrein isnt weak to flying lol I'd imagine he meant to say weak to fighting or hes trolling
@Lance Clemings he meant to say weak fighting Walrein is Water/Ice.
Paul: "rocks are weak to fighting type moves, so logically..."
**chooses a flying type move**
flipped fighting and flying in this comment
unless this is a 200 IQ joke
At 5:42 it will explain everything
@@samueledwards211 yeah I rewatched and saw this. He actually does the opposite too, he says a rock type is weak to flying and then uses Sky Uppercut in it
The Walrein in the elite 4 is weak to flying types too. That's why Sky Uppercut was super effective. Everyone knows Ice and Rock are weak to flying.
“Lombre was not a true homie.” Made me lose it
1:57 What a strange looking Bidoof.
It was a shiny Bidoof, that's why it looked like that
Bruh that’s obviously a zapdos
@@HY-ti4bh why do you exist?
Analkin Thotwalker woah what did I do to you do u have to be so aggressive
@@HY-ti4bh nah your good I was just messing with you.
HEy Paul From Mitten Squad. Love Your videos. They are really keeping my head up and keeping me laughing while I deal with a lot of stuff at home and school. Thank you!
I hope everything goes alright cody, good luck with whatever you're dealing with right now!
You’re never alone, and there’s always light at the end of the tunnel. Stay strong my man 👌🏼
"i entered the museum of aquatic freedom to save Preston Garvey"
"inside the weather institute"
16:13 "I could enter Red Rock Canyon in search of someone very important..."
Papa Khan?
I did the precision elbow strike and comfirmed my bones are weak to rock types
Need more milk.
I see you lack holy *CALCIUM*
Hey that might mean you're a flying type! Try to jump off something and see if you fly!
@@matthewcoyle4131 GENIUS
Anyone else go, "noooooooo" when he explained that he was going to get an electric type to fight May's water/ground Pokemon?
Zachariah Hood the facepalm was strong
Paul: haha electric type go bzzt
I was waiting to see how that played out. lol
@@Draco_WarriorEX Hell yeah. I was ready for him to realize he wasted his time. That would have been so funny.
dont matter later pokemon games are easyer at th e last fights
"At lvl 10 Dinkster learned her first fire move" -Did anyone tell him Dinkster is a sir yet?
She can be who she wants to be
I call it it
Dinkster says trans rights.
@@Voingous Dinkster lost his rights when he was captured 💀
@@kingdanny8515 But he's a he though
"I did this in an emulator"
Nintendo: you did what now!?
Jeff Benzos does nintendo even still sell these
marko cumic nope. I had to get my copy of emerald second hand. It sucked.
Nintendo would prefer we spend 40-60 bucks on a slightly-shinier remake of a game they no longer sell.
Hey, it's Dark Souls' strategy, too.
emulators are perfectly legal and nintendo can´t do shit about them.. illegal ROMS are totally different thing..
Oh Nintendo ~
I've just learned the Mitten went to the same high school I'm currently going to and lived in the same hometown.
Who gives a fuck
@@NOVA__tire_man69i do. I thought it was interesting. No need to be a typical internet Gnome
@@NOVA__tire_man69you even liked your own comment weirdo
@@NOVA__tire_man69shut your beta cuck assUp little child. No wonder why mommy and daddy wish mommy just swallowed you. What a letdown youve become
Was just watching Smallant's pokemon platinum no damage video and this popped up
You picked the right choice.
Yes
literally same
What the hell? Same
nO did you like it?
It makes the day better just seeing a mitten squad upload. Thanks paul
"The upside to this sort of grinding is that the more you do it, the easier it gets." --Mitten Squad on life
"I restored my Dinkster's PP"
My sense of humor got so low that I'm crying at this
Is...is dinkster his dog?
*Did somebody Ding the Ringster*
So funny😐
@@theblackbaron4119 I ding bian dinged him
Paul did a reverse circumcision.
32:15 "To find a way to defeat Alduin"
Thank you, you made me choke laugh on my coffee
That's what you get for drinking that inferior bean beverage.
Might I suggest instead you try the refreshing taste of Yorkshire Tea?
@@durandol I knew someone was going to say that
@@durandol Mmmmmm, Yorkshire Tea!
It truly is a majestic beverage.
First time watching this video. Next time I play Pokemon I will think of you and your shenanigans. Miss you Paul, thanks for all the laughs. Rest in peace.
20:03 "One that cannot be solved." Does someone want to tell him about rock, ground, and steel type Pokemon? No? Okay.
6:38 Yeah, who needs sand attack. Certainly not someone doing a no-hit run
Yes
Double team is vastly superior.
Setting up is the worst strat in a no damage run cuz the other pokrmon has a high chance to just attack and you would have to do the battle again and again
@@hexar260 exactly: sand attack is basically just giving them opportunities to not hit you: better to try to instakill them and not even risk a hit
if you can't get hit EVER then it's not worthwhile to dick around with accuracy - avoid damage at all costs is the priority which in a more action game would be 'kill them before they even SEE you' not 'try to rely on this potential evasion skill'
double team is better because it's your pokemon - imagine needing to hit 6 different pokemon with like 3 sand attacks to feel 'comfortable' enough to actually start attacking (and likely getting hit)
or maybe using sleep skill knocking foe 1 out for a few turns double team up and then foe two your evasion is still high then foe 3 same heightened evasion - still WAY better to just try to wipe them in one turn but a hell of a lot more feasible
to top all of that off: skipping out on moves like that equals more attacks - even swapping out a ally for something that's super effective against their first mon could be a game over: a status move that can guarantee not getting hit (basically just 100% sleep moves or protect afaik) i could see using: almost everything else you'd want to be a powerful as fuck attack in order to try your best to one shot whatever's in front of you
I've never seen this one. I miss you man
"I caught a Pumbloom."
Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time... A long time.
7 asses
1234567ASSES
Dude remember that time ash caught a pumbloom? NO!!!!
It was a better time. We were young. Egoraptor hadn’t yet become a soulless sellout. And Jontron burst into song every other sentence.
Jeff Bridges?!
1:58
"The Bidoof is only a level two, but that's still high enough that one shot kills are not possible"
*Me, staring intensely at ZIGZAGOON* : "uhhhhhhh"
Marak Viri I think he’s joking about how zigzagoon is the useless normal type in the hoenn region like bidoof is the useless normal type in the sinnoh region
Bidoof
Don't you mean BIG-*OOF*
@@totmgsrockxd9900 Well obviously. Bidoof is clearly a contraction of "Big Doofus"
@@marakviri9405 T'was a jest...
@@AOTheKidd ehhhrrm... Zigzagoon/Linoone is not useless dude...
So sad he's not around to do some challenges in elden ring. I feel like there would have been some quality videos there. RIP Paul, this is where the real game begins bro
Honest to God, you're a greatly unrecognized and underrated UA-camr, love your videos.
Rest in peace brother.
Mittensquad 2020: Pokemon with no damage?
Mittensquad 2030: Pokemon with no healing, walking, items, used tissues and with controls ripped from a jet fighter
*Danger zone it is.*
Pokemon clover only blobbos can beat that
Pokemon challenge runners: nuzlocke it is
@@droidixbacon hell nuzloke's just good for changing shit up - otherwise playing emerald i already know i'm getting fucking aggron camerupt lanturn sceptile and then fuck knows - a flier and then whatever i feel like to round it out
and that's practically every run - really love lanturn love aggron and camerupt i usually like grass starters because they're usually more gimped for options whereas there's plenty of good fire and water mons
the only question is usually what's gonna be the extras - going nuzlocke forces you to use pokemon sorta out of your comfort zone usually and have more varied teams than like the top 10% of mons in a given game
@@leeman27534do you finally have good taste yet
"ToddHoward used OUTRAGE!" is actually brilliant.
Pretty sure any Pokemon would faint after seeing the shit Bethesda's released over the past few years.
Todd: dislike that
I wonder if a fallout and Pokemon crossover would work(oh wait, it just works)
@@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747 that would be horrifying...FEV pokemon...
Pokemon is a strategy rpg, u have to be smart to win all your battles
Me: *laughs in mashing*
I just power level the starter
But have you ever beat elite four and champion with all your pokemons with lower lvls by 10 than enemies?
Pokemon is entertaining but let’s be honest, it’s target audience is kids. You can just spam any move and win easily.
@@mrszmatan2727 I need to do this
Chooses stampers and spams earthquake
I love how you caught a wingull and a gulpin to learn cut. One has wings and one is a blob of poison.
6:41
Wow, you basically just described the plot to JoJo Part 7 in a single sentence.
Holy shit he did
hey g y r o
i know we need to win the race but jesus told me we need to kill the president
BRUH NOOOOOOO YOU FUCKER I HAVENT EVEN SEEN THAT PART
I thank you for pointing this out as it made my day
@Vapor夢 79 Shut up don't be like that.
I watch these while drunk, and let me just say, I'm never disappointed.
You know, I have a similar outlook. Copious amounts of liquor combined with a mitten squad binge is probably my favorite way to unwind after a rough day. I do feel kinda bad though given Paul’s struggles with alcohol
Honestly I was expecting a nuzzlock from him if he did it. But like Senza, you’ve found a way to go left field on this challenge
Ah yes another senza comment
Senza has such forced humor even his good jokes aren't even funny.
Senza has a different sense of humor. Paul is dry and effortless where as senza is purposely cringey. I love both of them tho
Look, him and senza are the only 2 people im aware of that do crazy challenges like this that would normally drive a normal person insane. But i salute the two for being crazy enough to do it.
I have seen almost all of your challenge videos. I have GOT to admit, this one has always been the most impressive. 👏
Paul's narration of Rayquaza's descent never fails to make me cackle.
Only 38 minutes for a challenge like this? Damn, that's a LOT of editing he did.
It’s kept him preoccupied for the week between uploads..
30:25 “ Returned to the ocean in search for commotion”
Paul of Mitten squad could never have been more poetic
The Fallout and Elder Scrolls references are legendary.
RIP Paul 🙏🏼
"It doesn't have to miss, It just has to not hit me"
XDD Dear god I love Paul... need more of these vids I think im pretty much out DX
7:47 **Is an Aron**
Combusken is fighting type, double effective against aron who is rock/steel.
It was an easy one-shot kill.
Massive Degenerate aka Certified Weeb shhh, he doesn’t seem to be very good at this
Alfonso: Tries to run away
* gets shot *
Day care worker: "Anyone else feel like running?"
When does Alfonso pop up
Damn Fallout sure took a different direction once Nintendo bought the IP
My favourite Pokémon is Todd Howard.
@@theblackbaron4119 i think his pokemon looks like a dog
@@smashkommentiert Doesn't compute, I think I missed your joke. Sorry mate :/
@@theblackbaron4119 i don't think it's worth explaining, i think it only works in a certain language anyways oof
You're right, you Fat Fuck
Thank you, you have helped me plank ten minutes longer than I would’ve had I not been so captivated by your soothing commentary
I've only found you recently but I've fallen in love with your videos and can't stop watching them. You're crazy dedicated and entertaining, this is some quality content, keep it up please!
I remember when power leveling a single Pokémon was all you needed to wipe out the entire game
I saw the title and for a moment I thought this was Gamechamp. However, I'm all for one of my favorite challenge narrators subjecting himself to a masochistic run of Pokemon as well. :D
14:54 did no one else realize he used ember on Candice lmfao
How did that happen? He wasn't confused, right? Or am I mistaken? I haven't played a Pokemon game in about 13 years
@@Corn0nTheCobb he misclicked onto his own Pokémon during the double battle
Awesome reference to Fallout 4 at 9:58, but I doubt there's anyone in that museum we hate more than Garvey XD.
From the length of this video I can tell that he had some issues will doing this...
The next time I play Emerald, I'm gonna catch a Makuhita, name it Alfonso, and take it all the way to the Hall of Fame.
Me: *is garbage at literally every Pokémon game*
Mitten:
Edit: he does dark souls too?!?
*cries*
He... Could be better at the game, let's be fair here.
Dark souls without dmg is insane
@@talentlessasian330 i remember trying ds3 fist only...gave up at vordt
@@dodojesus4529 so before even starting?
@@talentlessasian330 ymfah did Pacifist Dark Souls Remastered, DS2 and DS3 some time ago, you should check that madness out
"rocks are weak to fighting type moves"
*PECKS THE LIVING FLOATING ROCK*
He also said Walrein is weak to flying moves then proceeded to use a fighting move on it. It’s all a big joke.
This is honestly impressive. Not skill wise, but for sheer persistence.
4:07
It really kicked off when DInkster learned her first fire move.
Dinkster has a male symbol lol
I love the fact that you're playing Pokemon, because it's one of my favourite games ever. So, I should tell you some things:
When Gym leaders tell you that you can control a Pokemon level 30 or 50, or whatever, is for Pokemon that you traded. Pokemon you caught will always listen to you, no matter the level.
Also, Marshtomp is Water/Ground, which means that Electric type moves will not even do damage.
Hopefully that helps, and maybe you can play these games again!
"I caught a pumbloom." Sick reference, bro!
Random AI: “Here! Have some potions!”
Wow! This is worthless
Real talk, when do we get "Can Mitten Squad beat a game while wearing mittens?"
“Holy shit his name is Watson because watts are an electric thing” freaking killed me
Roxanne -> rock
Paul at 33:09 is priceless: “Gave it the only name fitted for a God”
Rayquaza uses: "It just works"
It's super effective!
Florian Bielawa little lies, stunning shows
The first video in a long time that I’ve actually genuinely laughed at, thank you.
The level of strategy in this no hit playthrough is somehow less than a normal playthrough
Imagine playing a nuzlocke
That makes it all the better
I decided to watch this instead of going to sleep.
Sameeeeee it’s 00:40 when I started watching this 👍🏼👍🏼
Yeah not like I have many pages of homework due tomorrow
The weird eyes joke didn't make any sense until today...
He has the face of chaos
@@funny250wall what does this even mean?
@@distone2480 Watch his face reveal video.
@@therealdoc I did
@@distone2480 Chaos and chaotic is the recent victim of being so overused that no one is sure what it means, but being said it anyway
RIP Joeseph «Paul» Mittensquad. I love you, and your fantastic humor will live in My heart forever ❤️
*opponent uses single attack move*
Mitten Squad: “Umm, let me try this battle again, but let’s pretend none of this happened!”
Opponent: 🤬
Protip: Did you know Dark is weak to Fighting? It's because justice and stuff defeating evil and shit. Also, Sand Attack and Flash make enemies miss you a lot; moves that affect accuracy/evasion can be handy for this run, along with Paralysis, Confusion, and Sleep.
Also, can you beat Pokemon Diamond and Pokemon Pearl at the same time?
Imagine he spends all those hours resetting the game every time he gets damage
then the save file corrupts when he goes to reload it.
Patrolling the Hoenn region almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter