Can You Beat Fallout 4 As Andre The Giant?

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  • Опубліковано 15 чер 2024
  • There are a lot of people who’ve lived in the history of people. Some of them were astonishingly small. Benjamin Button, that was a.. a small little guy. And I’ve already beaten Fallout 3 as him, so I need some way to take that idea to the next level. Can You Beat Fallout 4 As Andre The Giant?
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    Can You Beat Fallout 4 As Andre The Giant? (in text form)
    You’re probably wondering what I mean when I say “as Andre The Giant”. The general idea here, the core concept, is the opposite of my “Can You Beat Fallout 3 As Benjamin Button” video. In that video, every 15 minutes I shrunk my character size by like 5%. In this video, as I said, I’m doing the opposite. Every 15 minutes I increase my size by 10%. If you’re wondering why I put “Andre the Giant” in the title, it’s because he had gigantism, the condition that basically means you never stop growing. Seemed… appropriate.
    Unlike the Fallout 3 video I’ve already mentioned, the timer starts immediately, it doesn’t matter when or where I am when the timer ends, after 15 minutes is up, ya boi grows up a bit. I tried a little to make myself look like Andre the Giant but I couldn’t be bothered to pull up a picture of him and to be honest I didn’t care if I looked anything like a giant. I breezed through Vault Tec’s interview, named me, and spread out SPECIAL Points. Without putting too much thought into it, this felt like a fairly fair distribution of points for the 8th wonder of the world. War happened, I left my wife and my life behind, fled to the Vault, rode down into Hell, got my blue and yellow attire, this obtuse cutscene ate up a lot of my time, I emerged, and began making my way through the Vault.
    For once in my life, I can actually play through the tutorial section of Fallout 4 like a normal person. I can pick up the Security Baton, I can step on puny bug, take damage, use the gun, open the door, pick up the PipBoy, and escape the Vault as if this was a normal playthrough. It isn’t, trust me. Before escaping, I’d used the player.setscale command to increase my size by 5%, right after I got to the surface I fixed that problem by setting it up to 10% like I was supposed to. By this point, there’s a chance you’re curious about where the challenge comes from. You’re bigger. So what?
    You wanna know what? I’ll tell you what. As I get bigger, a serious of metaphysical and sociological changes will begin to unfurl like a fruit by the meter stick candy fruit roll. As I take my place as an absolute unit, I’ll be taller, I’ll run faster, I’ll jump higher, I might do more damage with melee weapons I’m not entirely sure about that, and most importantly, I’ll take up more space. You might not think much of that now, but at a certain point, if left to grow unchecked by imaginary chains, you would become so big that even when crouching you can’t open doors or you’ll clip through the ceiling whenever you’re indoors and won’t be able to see where you’re going. Probably. Those are probably problems that may or may not possibly arise.
    After doing stuff in Sanctuary to fill time while I explain stuff, I meandered over to the Red Rock Filling Station, ignored the dog, and arrived in Concord. Time was of the essence, this was almost like an inverse speed run. If I’m not fast enough, I will slowly reach a point where the game doesn’t function properly. Also, most of the time the only time the timer stops is when the game crashes or if I pause the game to do something involving substances that are legal in Michigan now.
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  • @S0REN_
    @S0REN_ 3 роки тому +2424

    He's named Andre the Giant, but with him swinging an ax with his feet on the ground and his head in the sky, it feels more like watching Paul Bunyan.

    • @flamingstallion
      @flamingstallion 3 роки тому +72

      Buy the mutant hound from Far Harbor and you’ve got a ...sort of ...Babe the Green Ox companion

    • @jakelanguria4623
      @jakelanguria4623 2 роки тому +8

      Fr

    • @thebonelord9309
      @thebonelord9309 2 роки тому +42

      Fun fact about Andre the Giant, one of his first roles before he joined the wwe, he played a French lumberjack character named Geant Ferre, so the axe in a weird way makes sense.

    • @chetjump5744
      @chetjump5744 2 роки тому +6

      @@thebonelord9309 that’s pretty awesome actually

    • @thebonelord9309
      @thebonelord9309 2 роки тому +11

      @@chetjump5744 even more interesting, is that it was based off of a French folk hero named Grand Ferre, French Lumberjack hero during the Hundred Years’ War known for his great size, much like Andre.

  • @ThebigNut
    @ThebigNut 4 роки тому +4481

    When you’re so big that fighting a mirelurk Queen looks like fighting a normal sized mirelurk

    • @foofoo3344
      @foofoo3344 4 роки тому +118

      Great, now they should make a video named "Can you beat Fallout 4 as Peter Dinklage?"

    • @flowerbits7087
      @flowerbits7087 4 роки тому +30

      And a Behemoth
      is like a Follower or NPC

    • @liptonicetea1813
      @liptonicetea1813 4 роки тому +5

      Time to go Mano A Mano with the Mirelurk queen.

    • @samforpanek8401
      @samforpanek8401 3 роки тому

      @Jaden Harry can i find it on bing

  • @danielmcgraw2327
    @danielmcgraw2327 4 роки тому +2876

    "Preston was delighted. That bothered me" same

    • @ZA_VIKINGOH
      @ZA_VIKINGOH 3 роки тому +12

      This person is a madman

    • @Mr.Manta5988
      @Mr.Manta5988 3 роки тому +10

      Why does everyone hate on Preston? I don't judge other people. I'm just saying, that you can farm infinite XP from him.

    • @newvegasgambler5795
      @newvegasgambler5795 3 роки тому +19

      Preston exists. That's what bothers me

    • @haroldbalzac6894
      @haroldbalzac6894 3 роки тому +1

      @@Mr.Manta5988 how?

    • @magentuspriest
      @magentuspriest 2 роки тому +6

      @@Mr.Manta5988 because he's a boring and cheap ass character. I don't have any problems with him, I actually like him; but that's just the consensus among Fallout 4 players. He's a throwaway character

  • @Tmandude123
    @Tmandude123 4 роки тому +449

    "I entered the power armor"
    **punches fission battery right through the solid metal hull of the armor**

  • @jacksongray6673
    @jacksongray6673 4 роки тому +4260

    "Baby come over."
    "Can't babe, I'm currently flying the Vertibird back to base."
    "But my parents aren't home..."
    10:51

    • @aeureus
      @aeureus 4 роки тому +276

      *warp speed engaged*

    • @Djoowie
      @Djoowie 4 роки тому +143

      NYOOM

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 4 роки тому +119

      *coochie spotted*

    • @Harshhaze
      @Harshhaze 4 роки тому +101

      @@aeureus *_LUDICROUS SPEED_*

    • @Spalbeert
      @Spalbeert 4 роки тому +7

      Cringe but funny

  • @UncleWermus
    @UncleWermus 4 роки тому +4896

    Therapist: "Don't worry, tiny Preston Garvey isn't real, he can't hurt you"
    Tiny Preston Garvey: "ᴬⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵉᵗᵗˡᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗ ⁿᵉᵉᴰˢ ᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉˡᵖ"

    • @Mr-kh7en
      @Mr-kh7en 4 роки тому +26

      @The Nova renaissance u horny

    • @AsifKhan-uj7nt
      @AsifKhan-uj7nt 4 роки тому +25

      @The Nova renaissance he used his speech pattern to make the meme but everybody knows his Our is always YOU.lol

    • @omegacenturion6508
      @omegacenturion6508 4 роки тому +46

      @@Mr-kh7en what kind of comment is that

    • @KingZinyak
      @KingZinyak 4 роки тому +4

      I feel like this is illegal delete this plz

    • @heliosss69
      @heliosss69 4 роки тому +4

      @@omegacenturion6508 obviously a virgin

  • @spinepile4106
    @spinepile4106 4 роки тому +606

    I like imagining his big hand casually sliding into someone’s pocket while standing in front of them instead of having dialogue

    • @zzzrrv
      @zzzrrv 3 роки тому +6

      thats what she says

    • @JesusCheeseburger
      @JesusCheeseburger 3 роки тому +20

      He used to do that as a wrestling move, "slide his big hand into his opponent's pocket"

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx Рік тому +3

      @@JesusCheeseburger the..... flesh pocket?

    • @mogenoof
      @mogenoof 10 місяців тому +1

      @@JesusCheeseburgeruhhh

  • @MrSexGoblin
    @MrSexGoblin 3 роки тому +647

    Imagine being a supermutant and you walk in on a human twice your size ripping off another supermutants head off with his bare hands

    • @MaxUltimata
      @MaxUltimata 2 роки тому +48

      Those are basically Ogryns from Warhammer 40K. Orks will chop up a normal human without problem, but an Ogryn will rip apart one Ork and beat another five to death with the soggy bits.

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 2 роки тому +6

      @@MaxUltimata which is a roit propa scrap

    • @ericgunner4121
      @ericgunner4121 2 роки тому +26

      Why he didn't 1v1 a Behemoth...we will never know

    • @MsKeylas
      @MsKeylas 2 роки тому +7

      It is basically opens door
      Sees that
      Closes the door
      Nopes the fuck out of there

    • @-cams.
      @-cams. 2 роки тому +13

      "Is that "milk of human kindness" Strong talk about?!"

  • @ChaNeuBas
    @ChaNeuBas 4 роки тому +6950

    Still promoting "Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas Without Being insulted?"

    • @Jefrejtor
      @Jefrejtor 4 роки тому +288

      PROFLIGATE

    • @matacoos1368
      @matacoos1368 4 роки тому +80

      Can he beat New Vegas without doing any sweet jumps

    • @greenkoopa
      @greenkoopa 4 роки тому +138

      *Your brother was a bitch and so are you*

    • @jonyprepperisrael60
      @jonyprepperisrael60 4 роки тому +45

      but can you beat life without getting insulted ?

    • @Jyyhjyyh
      @Jyyhjyyh 4 роки тому +177

      Impossible, Doc Mitchell roasts you about your name when you wake up

  • @Reach1335
    @Reach1335 4 роки тому +4272

    “They don’t have anything for big people. They’ve got everything for blind people, for crippled people, for some other people but not for big people. So, we have to fit in there and it’s not too easy all the time.” -- Andre The Giant

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 роки тому +313

      Rest in peace, big guy :(

    • @gregwangan
      @gregwangan 4 роки тому +211

      The man is a legend. May he rest.

    • @breezyg7652
      @breezyg7652 4 роки тому +91

      R.I.P Andre the giant you awesome legend

    • @cheesenipple6949
      @cheesenipple6949 3 роки тому +6

      @robert low why are you commenting on a 7 month old comment

    • @bigmeatyclaws3278
      @bigmeatyclaws3278 3 роки тому +71

      @@cheesenipple6949 why are we commenting at all

  • @flashone10
    @flashone10 4 роки тому +916

    ''No drugs or reality altering mechanics at play, just a giant and a cyborg fighting it out in the future''.

    • @golden3065
      @golden3065 3 роки тому +1

      Why does this comment make me think of godzilla vs kong in a way.........

    • @American-knight-hawk
      @American-knight-hawk 3 роки тому +1

      @@golden3065 I think that is what it’s meant to be

    • @golden3065
      @golden3065 3 роки тому +1

      @@American-knight-hawk well probably not because if you look at flashone10 comment it was 10 months ago. Before the godzilla vs Kong trailer came out.

    • @American-knight-hawk
      @American-knight-hawk 3 роки тому +1

      @@golden3065 oh uhhh
      Probably just an accidental prediction

    • @golden3065
      @golden3065 3 роки тому +1

      @@American-knight-hawk yeah or just a coincidence

  • @doomiag
    @doomiag 5 місяців тому +49

    How about finishing the game of life while being the biggest legend. RIP Paul you truly were a giant 💜

  • @espengaming6452
    @espengaming6452 4 роки тому +1779

    "There are a lot of people who have lived in the history of people"

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 4 роки тому +40

      Let's pause and do something involving substances now available in Michigan.

    • @davetheduck6801
      @davetheduck6801 4 роки тому +12

      -Mitten Squad 2020

    • @deltafail6877
      @deltafail6877 4 роки тому +15

      How to start an essay 101

    • @reviathan3524
      @reviathan3524 4 роки тому +5

      Such understatement

    • @hezeero2400
      @hezeero2400 4 роки тому +6

      Hmm yes, the floor is made out of floor

  • @dyermaker4731
    @dyermaker4731 4 роки тому +1688

    "Its hard to decapitate someone with a karate chop"
    *attempts to decapitate himself*
    9:45

    • @user-zm5jh3vp7l
      @user-zm5jh3vp7l 4 роки тому +7

      r/beatmetoit

    • @dymanicdude5157
      @dymanicdude5157 4 роки тому +18

      @@user-zm5jh3vp7l it doesn't work like that

    • @fanter3122
      @fanter3122 4 роки тому +4

      @@dymanicdude5157 what do you mean?

    • @fanter3122
      @fanter3122 4 роки тому +1

      @@dymanicdude5157 r/beatmetoit is a subreddit on a site called reddit go learn something, man. Theres basically a subreddit for everything.

    • @user-zm5jh3vp7l
      @user-zm5jh3vp7l 4 роки тому +9

      @@SINNAMON997 r/gofuckyourselfbuddy

  • @Naota10
    @Naota10 5 місяців тому +83

    RIP Paul...

    • @tomryan22091990
      @tomryan22091990 5 місяців тому +21

      I Can't believe he's dead.... I Absolutely loved all of his content. I Knew he was struggling, Mentally as well as with Addiction, But my mom died of Pancreatitis and even when they warned her she was going to die she never cared, I'd imagined Paul was going through something similar... But he will be missed by his legion of fans.

  • @tenelum9865
    @tenelum9865 3 роки тому +795

    I want to see Mitten Squad do a normal play through. He’s probably forgotten how to actually play the real game

    • @zzzrrv
      @zzzrrv 3 роки тому +10

      good theory but obviously not

    • @Vergil666.
      @Vergil666. 2 роки тому +31

      Seems like a waste of time tbh. Considering he's beaten skyrim with the weakest spell in the game, a normal play through of any Bethesda rpg would probably be way to easy for him.

    • @Caleb_Squatongim
      @Caleb_Squatongim 2 роки тому +47

      What are you talking about, he plays “the real game “at least seven times in every episode, do you not hear him stating that it begins?

    • @sltrskid
      @sltrskid 2 роки тому +6

      can you beat fallout 4 normally?

    • @davidteachout1888
      @davidteachout1888 2 роки тому +18

      Maybe the real game began with the friends we made along the way

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 4 роки тому +1985

    You know, when you consider that André the Giant was constantly growing and should have been sitting at home to try and live as long as possible, you really have to respect him. Instead of doing what most people in that situation would do, he went and became a wrestler, something that could potentially kill him if he grew too tall. Plus, he would have been suffering from constant joint pain and headaches. So, you really have to respect how he decided to live life to the fullest, knowing that he could die of heart failure at any moment.

    • @MarkoDash
      @MarkoDash 3 роки тому +270

      he was in constant pain, which he self medicated by being constantly buzzed. the man could out drink an entire football team.

    • @d2msta38
      @d2msta38 3 роки тому +84

      @@MarkoDash imagine the size of his liver and pancreas

    • @sonspork
      @sonspork 3 роки тому +134

      He must've been a really fun guy though considering how he tried to live life to the best

    • @archangeltyrael3369
      @archangeltyrael3369 3 роки тому +48

      @@philippschmitz1787 So his hands were abnormally large even relative to his huge body? Well that would explain the picture I saw of him drinking with the soda/beer can (I didn't really see the label on it) being about the size of his thumb. I would have assumed he'd be much larger than 7ft based on that alone

    • @jahseh8194
      @jahseh8194 3 роки тому +19

      @@philippschmitz1787 wasn't that big? You said it yourself, he was 7ft tall, don't disrespect the giant

  • @larsaugust1469
    @larsaugust1469 4 роки тому +529

    "When you're nearly 20 ft tall and have a flaming sword, tactics mean nothing" ...pure gold!

  • @NcedoWabantu
    @NcedoWabantu 4 роки тому +271

    19:32 "I went there to free her, and she is now free... Of her earthly shackles."
    Ded

  • @thrall898
    @thrall898 4 роки тому +400

    "When you're nearly 20 feet tall and you have a flaming sword, tactics mean nothing."
    *The Emperor of Mankind approves*

    • @ananonymousnerd.2179
      @ananonymousnerd.2179 2 роки тому +19

      Mitten Squad is playing as not Andre the Giant, but the Emperor of Man! This is just Mitten Squad conquering Terra during the Unification Wars. He's even destroying rival factions!

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 Рік тому +2

      He just needed giant golden armor and psychic powers on top of that.

    • @bahmot9501
      @bahmot9501 11 місяців тому +4

      "We are the gods of the new world order, we are the soldiers, the legion of light. We are the center, the death of the sun ! Fire and flame, we are one !"

  • @pablodelrio2270
    @pablodelrio2270 4 роки тому +749

    Exam: justify your answer
    Me: "There are a lot of people who have lived in the history of people"

  • @Xycros
    @Xycros 4 роки тому +801

    "I went to free her and shes now free of her earthly shackles"
    Truer words have never been said

    • @aeureus
      @aeureus 4 роки тому +4

      Truer*

    • @CrystaTiBoha
      @CrystaTiBoha 4 роки тому +5

      >"The hostage has been freed of her earthly shackles, mission successful."
      Sounds like the attitude of the Russian SWAT.

  • @johncarter1739
    @johncarter1739 4 роки тому +65

    "I bartered with Trudy, briefly,
    Broke her skull,
    Turned off her son's life,
    ..."

  • @jamesmoncrieff7685
    @jamesmoncrieff7685 3 роки тому +62

    “Involving substances, that are now legal in Michigan”😂😂

  • @fainyance11
    @fainyance11 4 роки тому +419

    "Just a Giant and Cyborg fighting it out in the future" This sounds like an 80's movie plot.

  • @Harrisooon
    @Harrisooon 4 роки тому +1437

    “If I ripped out someone’s back does the back have a front and back”. Top ten questions science still can’t answer

    • @sahirdiesh6386
      @sahirdiesh6386 4 роки тому +18

      Of course it does. It has a front and back even if you don't rip it out

    • @Kustikane
      @Kustikane 4 роки тому +15

      Speedrunner Harrison posterior and anterior

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 4 роки тому +12

      @@Kustikane the joke is superior to your head

    • @Kustikane
      @Kustikane 4 роки тому +6

      Justin Vaughn I’m glad I was worth your time to think that one up. Lol

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 4 роки тому +5

      @@Kustikane a lot of people are insecure about their intelligence so they compensate by trying to use big words. Be careful man.

  • @gavinruch1097
    @gavinruch1097 5 місяців тому +20

    First mitten squad video I ever saw. RIP 😢

  • @CannabisDreams
    @CannabisDreams 3 роки тому +76

    "I tried to look like Andre the giant"
    Makes sly stallone

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 Рік тому +1

      I'm so glad someone also saw this 2 years ago. I said exactly that, "He made Sylvester Stallone."

  • @mantha6912
    @mantha6912 4 роки тому +1090

    "If you rip off someone's back, does that back now have a front *and* back?" - Mitten Squad, esteemed philosopher, 2020 AD

    • @PascalD87
      @PascalD87 4 роки тому +22

      Furthermore, if you rip off someones back, and agree, that the back has a front and a back now: Is the Back of the back the side with skin or the side that was attached to the innside of the person?

    • @admiralgremlin6767
      @admiralgremlin6767 4 роки тому +5

      Or if you rip of the back of the back would it still have the skin or does it have none
      It depends on which side you would consider the back

    • @dawsonwoolford9660
      @dawsonwoolford9660 4 роки тому +4

      Mantha I mean he lives in Michigan so he’s probably smoking that sweet legalization lmao

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 4 роки тому +5

      _"I'm pretty much a doctor..."_
      -Mitten a few sentences later

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 4 роки тому +5

      @@PascalD87 the back of the back would have to be the inside of the back because the front of the back is _obviously_ the back.

  • @kookbook4399
    @kookbook4399 4 роки тому +111

    RIP Andre. He lived a very hard life, but was by all accounts an extremely kind man.

  • @zyntauro3506
    @zyntauro3506 4 роки тому +100

    17'4" at the end thats his approxamite height damn

    • @bluethunderbolt9631
      @bluethunderbolt9631 3 роки тому +4

      How tall is Gru again?

    • @everlels7608
      @everlels7608 3 роки тому +4

      @@bluethunderbolt9631 14' something... I can't really the size of that mad lad

  • @totmgsrockxd9900
    @totmgsrockxd9900 4 роки тому +263

    "The goal here is to be able to look down on Preston the way he looks down on our universe."
    Lmao

    • @jerryjorgen7115
      @jerryjorgen7115 2 роки тому +1

      preston garvey is REAL and he is watching YOU

  • @baldwinstacy2421
    @baldwinstacy2421 4 роки тому +1456

    "or doing things that are now legal in Michigan" had me dying

    • @Swag-Daddy
      @Swag-Daddy 4 роки тому +35

      you butchered the quote

    • @danielschoenherr6027
      @danielschoenherr6027 4 роки тому +63

      It was cool to hear that mittensquad was a fellow Michigander, guess it explains his username

    • @Swag-Daddy
      @Swag-Daddy 4 роки тому +6

      @@danielschoenherr6027 then you have me, a Australian....

    • @danielmcgraw2327
      @danielmcgraw2327 4 роки тому +11

      Same holy shit. Came here to post that same quote hahaha

    • @garrettparker8223
      @garrettparker8223 4 роки тому +6

      Substances😂

  • @RebelBoringly
    @RebelBoringly 4 роки тому +176

    I realized the “Minutemen line is known for its speed” was a joke far too late.

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 4 роки тому +220

    "A war happened. I left my wife."
    Standard.

  • @connorbonnell
    @connorbonnell 3 роки тому +90

    On PC, you can hold "V" to bring up the workshop menu, so you could have at least made the beacon

    • @Caleb_Squatongim
      @Caleb_Squatongim 2 роки тому +19

      That only works if you’ve interacted with the workshop once before.

  • @boy2lame
    @boy2lame 4 роки тому +229

    "I just wanted to pet them rabbits George"

    • @weldonhanson4951
      @weldonhanson4951 4 роки тому +1

      @Super Anon yes

    • @xxtokyoxx8394
      @xxtokyoxx8394 4 роки тому +6

      Hmmm... a mice of men reference. Never would have thought I would see a reference to that here, of all places.

    • @angelmedinanieves8935
      @angelmedinanieves8935 4 роки тому +1

      KD Washington My heart;
      ‘Ah shit, here we go again.’

    • @skeltonslay8er781
      @skeltonslay8er781 4 роки тому +2

      Tell me about the rabbits George?
      “Crashing game gun” bang

  • @mikedawolf95
    @mikedawolf95 4 роки тому +513

    “Turned off her sons life” lol

  • @propane_salesman
    @propane_salesman 2 роки тому +37

    It's so entertaining watching you stomp around as a giant. It's like a big friendly giant coming to help the people of the Commonwealth.

  • @mantaralla2006
    @mantaralla2006 4 роки тому +36

    "The bat seemed to be gooder than I expected it was be"

  • @AB-vn2jc
    @AB-vn2jc 4 роки тому +272

    “The bat was gooder than I expected it was be”
    He speaks the language of the gods

  • @traviswilliams2348
    @traviswilliams2348 4 роки тому +261

    Just watched your "can I beat fallout without spending caps" video, you said some of the same stuff about getting to play like normal. These challenges really end up messing with your head if you do them long enough huh?

  • @eqqshells161
    @eqqshells161 4 роки тому +283

    3:45 I assure you, I am very real, and I AM watching you right now. *Babe.*

    • @brian.phillips1985
      @brian.phillips1985 4 роки тому +23

      Jesus Christ even in 2020 Preston Accounts still exist, amazing.

    • @traitor3241
      @traitor3241 3 роки тому +8

      Zuckerman another settlement needs your help

    • @eqqshells161
      @eqqshells161 3 роки тому +2

      Roblox Gaming always

    • @eqqshells161
      @eqqshells161 3 роки тому +6

      Hackerman *i can never be eradicated*

    • @karoshi645
      @karoshi645 3 роки тому +1

      Not Babe AAAAAAH

  • @orpheus0108
    @orpheus0108 4 роки тому +77

    "Ran through the charade of caring about my son"
    Lmao, most fallout players

    • @golden3065
      @golden3065 3 роки тому +4

      Why care about a child that can be replaced by mods

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 Рік тому

      @@golden3065 With the Open World Mod I got, none of it even matters anymore. There is no more Shaun to give a sh-t about!

  • @mainaccount3087
    @mainaccount3087 4 роки тому +303

    "There are a lot of people who have lived in the history of people..."
    I don't know why, but this struck me as very wise and very Paul.

  • @BirchMonkey857
    @BirchMonkey857 4 роки тому +114

    18:05 Roboute Guilliman reveals his secrets of battle, M42, colourised.

    • @sasha-rg3nd
      @sasha-rg3nd 4 роки тому +1

      LMAO

    • @KitKatHexe
      @KitKatHexe 4 роки тому +5

      You're not wrong... More of a Vulkan sort of thing if you ask me, but you didn't so...

    • @mauriziomalet9538
      @mauriziomalet9538 4 роки тому +1

      More like the emperor , with the flaming sword

  • @maozedong3120
    @maozedong3120 4 роки тому +37

    I’m just now realizing there was a security baton

  • @gingerot8202
    @gingerot8202 5 місяців тому +13

    RIP

  • @Centristlol
    @Centristlol 4 роки тому +103

    9:45 love how you can actually hear him try the karate chop, it’s so cute

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 4 роки тому +375

    "There are a lot of people who have lived in the history of people."
    ~MittenSquad, 2020

    • @christophercruz1513
      @christophercruz1513 4 роки тому

      Gay

    • @DarthSidian
      @DarthSidian 4 роки тому

      @@christophercruz1513
      Male of the Homo Sapiens Sapiens species who happens to like another male of the Homo Sapiens Sapiens species

  • @jacewooten6754
    @jacewooten6754 4 місяці тому +7

    Gonna miss you man

  • @marcmorales5668
    @marcmorales5668 5 місяців тому +6

    Rest in paradise mitten ❤

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 4 роки тому +237

    "Turning off someone's life" might be my new favorite euphemism for murder.
    EDIT: What is "crashing more than usual" for you? Because my game automatically boots out to homescreen whenever I spend more than five minutes any further south than Diamond City.

    • @insertmemorableusernameher6795
      @insertmemorableusernameher6795 4 роки тому +20

      It just works

    • @mischaprudon3316
      @mischaprudon3316 4 роки тому +2

      For me it's mostly if I am near the center of boston, the city is a bug fest.

    • @EzTnT
      @EzTnT 4 роки тому

      I don’t crash often. Even with mods.

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 4 роки тому +2

      I prefer saying "Accelerating someone's expiration date."

    • @MrCaptainTea
      @MrCaptainTea 4 роки тому +1

      That Asshole in The Comment Section the main city is the absolute worse

  • @The_Hoff_12
    @The_Hoff_12 4 місяці тому +6

    Awesome video. Miss you Paul, rest in peace.

  • @alecrisser12
    @alecrisser12 4 роки тому +33

    That virtibird had me laughing so hard! Fallout 4 is probably one of the best games I've ever played despite its shortcomings.

  • @mfwfingerprintsareunrecogn172
    @mfwfingerprintsareunrecogn172 4 роки тому +750

    “consuming substances that are now legal in michigan”
    stonersquad

    • @mtj7798
      @mtj7798 4 роки тому +11

      *Canada squad

    • @DixieSchizo
      @DixieSchizo 4 роки тому +3

      SQUUUAAAAAAAAA

    • @calebcampbell1299
      @calebcampbell1299 4 роки тому +2

      You probably know which crusader I am

    • @Full_Metal_Courier
      @Full_Metal_Courier 4 роки тому +13

      May as well. How else do you get through all these torturous playthroughs

    • @timbreakradio
      @timbreakradio 4 роки тому +1

      @@calebcampbell1299 Stoner Crusader

  • @speedyblacksheriff
    @speedyblacksheriff 4 роки тому +370

    I’ve got an idea “Can you beat fallout 4 with 10x movement speed?”

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 4 роки тому +23

      For maximum pain and misery -- with the One Health Challenge!

    • @speedyblacksheriff
      @speedyblacksheriff 4 роки тому +3

      Adam Gray haha mad! XD

    • @vietejais9008
      @vietejais9008 4 роки тому +21

      Nah it would be better to increase it gradualy by 10% ever 15 or so minutes

    • @enclavesoldier769
      @enclavesoldier769 4 роки тому +5

      Ooooh name the run "as speedy Gonzalez" for whichever game

    • @goldenaxe6811
      @goldenaxe6811 4 роки тому

      Speedy Black Sheriff yes

  • @lorddeath115
    @lorddeath115 3 роки тому +9

    Rest in peace Andre the giant

  • @DerfLlennod
    @DerfLlennod 4 роки тому +5

    22:35 I love how the gun is so big now it looks like it shoots a baby-sized bullet.

  • @kcollier2192
    @kcollier2192 4 роки тому +239

    "But for now, rest well, and dream of large women."

  • @Not-Great-at-Gaming
    @Not-Great-at-Gaming 4 роки тому +66

    25:08 Looks like the miniature deathclaw from Old World Blues.

    • @tyz8874
      @tyz8874 4 роки тому

      Not Great at Gaming stripe

  • @MagagahAhahhss
    @MagagahAhahhss Місяць тому +6

    RIP Paul you will always live in our hearts

  • @Name-ot3xw
    @Name-ot3xw 10 місяців тому +2

    Andre the Giant once said that his favorite time working as a celebrity was when he was filming the Princess Bride, because they just called him Andre without referring to him as The Giant. I still remember that, sort of like how Robin Williams had difficulty with the fact that we enjoyed his whole 'acting like a coke fiend' act, because it wasn't an act.

  • @Kondai
    @Kondai 4 роки тому +87

    10:51 THE VERTIBIRD HAS GONE TO PLAID!

  • @ArturoPladeado
    @ArturoPladeado 4 роки тому +72

    10:51 That Vertibird went into Hyperspace.

  • @RomanTroll
    @RomanTroll 3 роки тому +21

    Wait I’ve been watching him and didn’t realize he lives in my state nor did I even acknowledge his name was “mitten”

  • @NWP_railfan_ZMT
    @NWP_railfan_ZMT 2 роки тому +9

    Playing as Andre the Giant, you absolutely could have used alcohol. He once drank 14 bottles of wine before a fight, and was well known to engage in competitive drinking!

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 Рік тому

      Dude could outdrink an entire Frat House due to his size. The amount required for certain effects of alcohol are, after all, based entirely on body mass. So, not so surprising. Was probably only buzzed after that wine.

  • @jugg3rnotr34z4
    @jugg3rnotr34z4 4 роки тому +135

    Can you beat fallout nv without hearing “patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter” while siding with ncr?

    • @klondike3112
      @klondike3112 4 роки тому +9

      just turn volume off, ez challenge, smh my head

    • @Bobinsox
      @Bobinsox 4 роки тому +4

      @@klondike3112 *smh my head*

    • @sourcecode16
      @sourcecode16 4 роки тому

      Hand Sanitizer ez claps lmao poggers

  • @agonmar7967
    @agonmar7967 4 роки тому +38

    These "Can you beat?" challenges are getting more and more abstract
    *I love it*

  • @Raiden-cd7lo
    @Raiden-cd7lo 4 роки тому +5

    Can we just appreciate that at the 2.80 mark Mitten’s was using a building sized blades

  • @jinabiko1140
    @jinabiko1140 3 роки тому +7

    This commentary brings me much needed joy

  • @fathertrillx2988
    @fathertrillx2988 4 роки тому +121

    The “turned off her sons life” had me dying laughing 😂

  • @Astraeus..
    @Astraeus.. 4 роки тому +246

    Mitten: You're probably wondering what I mean when I say "as Andre the giant"...
    Plot Twist: Mitten dons an entire, life-size Andre the Giant sumo-suit style cosplay, then plays the game completely normally :P

  • @crazydave152
    @crazydave152 3 роки тому +8

    4:31 WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @kyledewitt4941
    @kyledewitt4941 3 роки тому +4

    He took more damage because people didn't miss. Generally enemies will quite often barely miss you. Enlarged they probably always hit you.

  • @Not-Great-at-Gaming
    @Not-Great-at-Gaming 4 роки тому +205

    13:17 "Entered the super secret code."
    Hmmmm... super secret code for the RAILROAD... what could it be?

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 4 роки тому +31

      When I first played I didn't even learn the code from the Freedom Trail, and I didn't even know I was following the Freedom Trail. I just knew the Railroad existed somewhere in the game and I suspected that maybe this hidden place was theirs so I decided to go with the "password" password technique and got in. Seriously though, who puts their password as their own organization? Time to check out all the major banking websites

    • @fearedjames
      @fearedjames 4 роки тому +6

      @@BradTheAmerican The trick is, it takes luck or following the trail to find the Railroad in the first place. With all that defence, who would assume the name would be their password?

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 4 роки тому +2

      @@BradTheAmerican The point of the freedom trail is to waste your time while they scout you out, the old north church was just a place to meet them before the switchboard was comprimised, they've only been in it for a little bit.

    • @PrismTheKid
      @PrismTheKid 4 роки тому

      that's honestly your first warning that their organisation isn't very smart when they're living in a post-apocalyptic boston with monsters and super mutants everywhere and their main concern is trying to rescue androids from a highly advanced secret lab that is making said androids

    • @fearedjames
      @fearedjames 4 роки тому

      @@PrismTheKid The monsters and super mutants are solved already. Have big walls and defendable bases, have lots of guns. The androids ain't.

  • @danielbrown9224
    @danielbrown9224 4 роки тому +11

    did anyone else just crack up at 10:50? That Virtibird plummeting at the speed of sound sent me for no reason :')

  • @theundeadkaiser1512
    @theundeadkaiser1512 3 роки тому +5

    Anyone else comes back and rewatch these video's again

  • @TheDroneGeek
    @TheDroneGeek Рік тому +2

    This makes me think a "Pym Particle" challenge would be fun. Roll dice every in-game hour -- if the number is even, double your current size. If it's odd, shrink yourself by 300%.

  • @Jm-ki4su
    @Jm-ki4su 4 роки тому +32

    "His suicide hurt me more than it hurt him"
    *same*

  • @lemondorkhead
    @lemondorkhead 4 роки тому +40

    "Preston was delighted. That bothered me." The worst part of any Minutemen play through

  • @Blin-ItsAGopnik
    @Blin-ItsAGopnik 9 місяців тому +2

    Never knew a wrestler whould be this good at surviving a apocolypse

  • @ginnykifer965
    @ginnykifer965 3 роки тому +3

    I wonder what message he got, he sounded pleased when he said nice

  • @ryanberry05
    @ryanberry05 4 роки тому +198

    “substances that are now legal in Michigan” so THATS how you come up with these crazy ideas and are able to tolerate them until you’re finished with them XD gotta love this state (except for the GD snow)

    • @makavelitrained2488
      @makavelitrained2488 4 роки тому +6

      Tbh it makes sense that he has the patience to do the one health fallout videos

    • @Fpsfish
      @Fpsfish 4 роки тому

      you should subscribe to my youtube channel

    • @ryanberry05
      @ryanberry05 4 роки тому +9

      Fpsfish 2 thanks for the offer but I’m not really into Roblox homie XD

    • @ryanberry05
      @ryanberry05 4 роки тому +3

      Makaveli Trained RIGHT?? Like I would rage playing the games completely normally at some points so to imagine playing it that way... needless to say I’d need a hit or twelve

    • @makavelitrained2488
      @makavelitrained2488 4 роки тому +1

      @@ryanberry05 lmao that's why the legal states are the best you know how much money I'm saving by not raging on my controllers

  • @imspear9172
    @imspear9172 4 роки тому +154

    "Every 15 minutes. I increase my size by 10%"
    So... How much Viagra and fertilizer cocktails would one need to comsune in order to follow this process?

    • @DarkApe117
      @DarkApe117 4 роки тому +7

      Fertilizer cocktails??

    • @MittenSquad
      @MittenSquad  4 роки тому +115

      Yes.

    • @imspear9172
      @imspear9172 4 роки тому +7

      @@DarkApe117 yeah man. If I can make jet with it. Why cant I make a legit shitty cocktail with it?

    • @thattbugg9531
      @thattbugg9531 4 роки тому

      Indeed

    • @patrickaycock3655
      @patrickaycock3655 4 роки тому +3

      One every 15 minutes. Proceed to follow as long as needed until desired results.
      If only there was console commands for life. True life hack.

  • @kisaknight626
    @kisaknight626 4 роки тому +14

    "If you cut off the back, will they have two fronts?"
    They most certainly will not. If there is a front, there will always be a back. The world must be balanced, lest ye be trapped within a paradox, and this is too chaotic to comprehend for a mind of mortals.

  • @themason4089
    @themason4089 3 роки тому +2

    With his size, he is a suit of power armor

  • @OfficerPalmer
    @OfficerPalmer 4 роки тому +175

    "Substances that are now legal in Michigan" lmao

    • @burntferidgerator6848
      @burntferidgerator6848 4 роки тому +4

      I'm a lil worried for Paul

    • @astromolo8319
      @astromolo8319 4 роки тому +4

      @@burntferidgerator6848 weeds fine

    • @makavelitrained2488
      @makavelitrained2488 4 роки тому +3

      @@burntferidgerator6848 no need to be the cops can't bother him

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому +1

      Haggis and Kinder Surprise Eggs.

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 4 роки тому

      @@burntferidgerator6848 why would you be worried? Or are you joking? He's not doing crack lmao

  • @hunterrawlings2309
    @hunterrawlings2309 4 роки тому +126

    How about “can you beat red dead redemption 2 with only a Varmint rifle”

    • @hunterrawlings2309
      @hunterrawlings2309 4 роки тому

      @random cat goooood

    • @jackgooge9049
      @jackgooge9049 4 роки тому

      random cat You done it yet?

    • @DR5paceman5413
      @DR5paceman5413 4 роки тому +6

      Varmint rifle isn't that bad with headshots. Assuming you can get it early enough, it would just be a time consuming playthrough

    • @spacetoast4874
      @spacetoast4874 4 роки тому +2

      random cat pspspspsps here kitty kitty

    • @gamerito100
      @gamerito100 4 роки тому +1

      Hunter Rawlings I used it for the most part of the game, so I guess it is possible xD

  • @Inquisitor_Redacted
    @Inquisitor_Redacted 2 роки тому +4

    There's something truly hilarious about all the shots of your character towering over the person he's talking to.

  • @antoniohagopian213
    @antoniohagopian213 8 місяців тому +2

    The strength value should have increased by one point every time you changed the height too.

  • @jrockz133t
    @jrockz133t 4 роки тому +15

    UA-cam asked me how good of a recommendation this is, before I watched this video, from you, the person i subbed to. Its inspiring, touching, educational, and other. For sure other

  • @dontask2670
    @dontask2670 4 роки тому +79

    “The bat seems to be gooder”

  • @karocentein
    @karocentein 4 роки тому +22

    "The bat seemed to be gooder when I thought it be."

  • @ajf6791
    @ajf6791 4 роки тому +2

    Father Finch With Father Finches Fathers Flaming Sword say that 10 times fast lol

  • @tradingforsouls
    @tradingforsouls 4 роки тому +137

    6:45
    “ˡᵉᵗ’ˢ ˢᵉᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ”

    • @cold_slayer6425
      @cold_slayer6425 4 роки тому +1

      Cazperadae how u get the small text 🤨? 😂

    • @MikeHawk-bg5ss
      @MikeHawk-bg5ss 4 роки тому

      @@cold_slayer6425 ᵂʰᵃᵗ, ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ʷʳᶦᵗᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ˡᵉᵗᵗᵉʳˢ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵘˢˀ

    • @calencrawford2195
      @calencrawford2195 4 роки тому +1

      @@cold_slayer6425 ᵂʰᵃᵗ? Yᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ʷʳᶦᵗᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ˡᵉᵗᵗᵉʳˢ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵘˢ ?

    • @cold_slayer6425
      @cold_slayer6425 4 роки тому

      Calen Crawford ᴵ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᴮᴱᴱᴺ ᴳᴵᵛᴱᴺ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴾᴼᵂᴱᴿ ᴼᶠ 1000 ᴳᴼᴰˢ

    • @DirtyGeorge
      @DirtyGeorge 4 роки тому

      @@cold_slayer6425 I really need to know

  • @Pendleton115
    @Pendleton115 4 роки тому +12

    3:50 I love how he just shoves the power core into the suits back instead of slotting it into the core tube.

  • @schectergang9114
    @schectergang9114 4 роки тому +25

    There’s a security baton? I’ve played through this game multiple times through to the end and never knew that.

    • @HendogYT
      @HendogYT 4 роки тому +2

      Uhhhhh, it’s one of the first weapons you can get and it’s used a lot against you by some Gen 1 and 2 synths, how didn’t you see it?

    • @schectergang9114
      @schectergang9114 4 роки тому +1

      Hendog YT I meant at the start of the game, in the vault

    • @Handler_of_the_clowns
      @Handler_of_the_clowns 4 роки тому

      Same I only found it out recently

    • @irishboy6965
      @irishboy6965 4 роки тому +3

      Dum-dums

    • @the_one_titan3381
      @the_one_titan3381 3 роки тому

      When I first played the game I saw it lol

  • @chandlerrodgers5415
    @chandlerrodgers5415 3 роки тому +5

    Next playthrough add the size increase to your dog and be Paul Bunyan and his blue ox

  • @Icehead2.0
    @Icehead2.0 4 роки тому +36

    "There are a lot of people who have lived in the history of people" this made my day LMAO!!!!