What is the best asdfmovie joke?

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2020
  • AKA Tom breaks down asdfmovie while asdfmovie breaks down Tom.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 19 тис.

  • @TomSka
    @TomSka  3 роки тому +7797

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  • @maddie9602
    @maddie9602 3 роки тому +9341

    Tomska analyzing his own sense of humor:
    Tomska increasingly concerned by his own sense of humor:

    • @thephoenixsystem6765
      @thephoenixsystem6765 3 роки тому +39

      You forgot the timestamps

    • @nikkoa.3639
      @nikkoa.3639 3 роки тому +127

      @@thephoenixsystem6765 Here's the timestamp to when he does both
      0:00

    • @thephoenixsystem6765
      @thephoenixsystem6765 3 роки тому +9

      @@nikkoa.3639 2shey

    • @gizmop0ny
      @gizmop0ny 3 роки тому +4

      Its beautiful

    •  3 роки тому +11

      @@thephoenixsystem6765 'touché'

  • @kellenivanuck1447
    @kellenivanuck1447 3 роки тому +1052

    I never realized that the character regurgitating another character was a joke connected to another asdf movie until now.

  • @MulletSensei
    @MulletSensei 9 місяців тому +470

    My favourite thing about the farting butt jokes (apart from an old fashioned juvenile laugh) is that in Tom’s vlogs leading up to that asdfmovie he repeatedly mentioned that the concept was silly and people would probably hate the jokes, and once the episode released the response was immediately overwhelmingly negative. He knew no one would like it, he very quickly regretted it, but the idea made him laugh once and he decided “fuck it” and put it in. Truly the farting butt is the ultimate symbol of artistic integrity.

    • @zapzap1485
      @zapzap1485 6 місяців тому

      Interesting, farting butt is standing up for something now lol

    • @bruhkakke
      @bruhkakke 2 місяці тому +9

      i personally still laugh at the butt jokes to this day tbh

    • @gabe_s_videos
      @gabe_s_videos Місяць тому +3

      ngl, the butt jokes grew on me.

  • @endeav0r_49
    @endeav0r_49 Рік тому +1069

    that perfect skit was actually lowkey hilarious wtf

    • @chadgeary2653
      @chadgeary2653 Рік тому +81

      "Oh no. Im still alive"

    • @nateproductions8264
      @nateproductions8264 Рік тому +81

      The Tom Scott cameo was amazing

    • @GaJ42
      @GaJ42 5 місяців тому +3

      It’s almost like it was made to be funny

    • @cedriko1662
      @cedriko1662 2 місяці тому

      discreto divertido

    • @jenluvjake
      @jenluvjake 2 місяці тому +2

      my favorite bit of it was the dogs face

  • @accumulator_101
    @accumulator_101 3 роки тому +838

    my personal favorite is this one:
    "honey, i'm pregnant!" *realizes they're both females* "..i can explain.."

    • @codebracker
      @codebracker 3 роки тому +23

      That one never fails to get a laugh out of me, the pause is just perfectly long

    • @void1313
      @void1313 3 роки тому +5

      I get it now but I watched asdf movie when I was like 8 or 9 so I didn't know

    • @theanonimus7549
      @theanonimus7549 3 роки тому +1

      I was thinking it was her mother... I just understood the joke one year after seeing it

    • @justghostie4948
      @justghostie4948 3 роки тому +2

      @@CheeseMiser It's a bot

    • @faeossia7842
      @faeossia7842 3 роки тому +3

      yup asdf lgbtq jokes are the best xD

  • @TessHex
    @TessHex 3 роки тому +678

    Okay, but the "mathematically perfect asdfmovie joke" actually had me wheezing.
    You're a good egg, Tom. In fact, you're the entire good chicken.

    • @AndrewTaylorNintyuk
      @AndrewTaylorNintyuk 3 роки тому +35

      I did like the effectively Committee built sketch, but each sketch loses something when watched in isolation. ADSF Movie works so well as it just keeps you riding the funny train all the way to the station

    • @oneish7454
      @oneish7454 3 роки тому +1

      Can eat the chicken

    • @Oblivion9873
      @Oblivion9873 3 роки тому +10

      It was actually funny and OH HEY TOM SCOTT NICE. Honestly though, I think it's only funny because of the zoom in on the dogs face. That's what makes the sketch.

    • @silverchoweez
      @silverchoweez 3 роки тому +2

      I must say, it's the "I wasted my life !" after the sketch that cracked me up. 🤣

    • @SpaghettiEnterprises
      @SpaghettiEnterprises Місяць тому

      @@oneish7454 correct

  • @MudakTheMultiplier
    @MudakTheMultiplier Рік тому +73

    "mugged" gets quoted *constantly* by me and my friends. Basically any time someone subverts a statement.
    "Are you going to the store?"
    "No, you are."
    "Ah! How does that even work!?"

  • @daanroelofs119
    @daanroelofs119 Рік тому +896

    The fact Desmond got eaten by the girls and didn't just decompose over several decades is amazing

    • @caps_lock
      @caps_lock Рік тому +25

      you cant decompose on the moon cause theres no oxygen

    • @daanroelofs119
      @daanroelofs119 Рік тому +44

      @@caps_lock decomposition doesnt always need oxygen. There is fermentation for example. There are also plenty anaerobic micro organisms that dont need oxygen reproduce or feed themselves. A lot of bacteria in our body dont fare well with an abundance of oxygen and would be more likely to cause damage when the aerobic micro-organisms would die.

    • @caps_lock
      @caps_lock Рік тому +15

      @daanroelofs119 good point but anaerobic micro organisms dont really survive well in a vacuum and temperatures ranging from -130 C to 120 C

    • @daanroelofs119
      @daanroelofs119 Рік тому

      @@caps_lock I dont know much about the human microflora, but while they could survive at -130C for a long time, some thermophilic bacteria actually thrive between 40 and 122 C now, the sun would probably destroy most of our body well before that happens though. The vacuum would indeed be an issue in the long run huh. I guess ill keep it at the body slowly disintegrating from high levels of radiation

    • @DrDrao
      @DrDrao Рік тому +24

      @@caps_lock Neither do little girls, to be fair.

  • @mericaman8877
    @mericaman8877 3 роки тому +10697

    The real question is: did the guy who failed standing up school become the do the flop guy?

  • @sophiamalcolm2119
    @sophiamalcolm2119 3 роки тому +11769

    "Observably well-fed" is the most polite fat joke I've ever heard.

    • @sh1nyman483
      @sh1nyman483 3 роки тому +134

      I think that description originated in the short story "The Landlady."

    • @c3slayer72
      @c3slayer72 3 роки тому +31

      What’s welfed

    • @noveris6538
      @noveris6538 3 роки тому +27

      He got some baby birthing hips

    • @noveris6538
      @noveris6538 3 роки тому +6

      @@c3slayer72 what do u think

    • @ahalfsesameseedbun7472
      @ahalfsesameseedbun7472 3 роки тому +13

      @@c3slayer72 he called himself large

  • @Axos_Abode
    @Axos_Abode 2 роки тому +2084

    I like how every sketch he shows fit both the category before and after it.

    • @funnyfisher7
      @funnyfisher7 2 роки тому +40

      Yeah honestly that's a good point 👀🤔

    • @Jaxjax80
      @Jaxjax80 2 роки тому +185

      The entire time I was trying to figure out which sketch he was talking about lol

    • @jayayeonetoo3335
      @jayayeonetoo3335 Рік тому +78

      actually same, when he first began explaining and a sketch played i was like "wait is the explanation before its respective example or after?"

    • @awesomedawsonstudios
      @awesomedawsonstudios Рік тому +4

      ​@@jayayeonetoo3335 exactly! Lmaoo

    • @TheProwlingSleepster
      @TheProwlingSleepster Рік тому +1

      I noticed that

  • @isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421
    @isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 Рік тому +298

    I am strangely fascinated by the fact that Tom went through the effort to find everything in this series related to kinks. Imagine realizing that for the last 12 years, you've been unknowingly stimulating it for other people.

    • @Joshdoingthings1
      @Joshdoingthings1 Рік тому +20

      Hmmm. I really want to see if I can find out what every single occurrence of an asdfkinky, but:
      1. I’d have to use Incognito Mode for sure
      2. I want to protect the little innocence I have left
      3. It’d take too fucking long

  • @Zoditron
    @Zoditron 3 роки тому +836

    Are we just gonna skip over the fact Tom has confirmed that Desmond did not die on the moon of natural causes?

    • @busted_carneasada
      @busted_carneasada 3 роки тому +86

      Space be looking kinda sus, ngl

    • @maduch1314
      @maduch1314 3 роки тому +45

      Impostor has been ejected in the moon and ate Desmond

    • @battleblaster4203
      @battleblaster4203 3 роки тому +6

      I had honestly thought he just wasted away
      Also I can disprove Tom's reasoning because that little girl could not place those bones exactly in the same place as Desmond was standing upright

    • @Wildfan95
      @Wildfan95 3 роки тому +17

      @@battleblaster4203 idk man, he said it was her, and how can you prove she couldn't put them back perfectly?

    • @AMalas
      @AMalas 3 роки тому +18

      You cant decompose in space, so there's that

  • @Nobody134
    @Nobody134 3 роки тому +544

    My personal favorite:
    “Honey, have you seen the baby?”
    “No, I think he’s outside.”
    “You fool.”

    • @medossadebt3840
      @medossadebt3840 3 роки тому +7

      Pfft like u have parents Lmao

    • @cybersonicz
      @cybersonicz 3 роки тому +4

      medoss adebt THAT SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN FUNNY BUT IT WAS HAHAHAHA

    • @TumbleHood
      @TumbleHood 3 роки тому +1

      Mine too

    • @invest-i-gator8896
      @invest-i-gator8896 3 роки тому

      Mine was oh no you spilled your milk you’ve killed us all one

    • @JackAttack65
      @JackAttack65 3 роки тому

      You fool
      *I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS*

  • @CainXVII
    @CainXVII 2 роки тому +311

    Pie flavour was a standing joke in my school. "Die potato!" "Not today!" Was probably among the best in my opinion but it needed the context of the potato having died a couple of times already. Oh, and Desmond the moon bear of course.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 2 роки тому +15

      I remember quoting the series a ton when I was little, I think I even got in light trouble once for quoting the one about brain cancer

    • @reaganharder1480
      @reaganharder1480 Рік тому +1

      I somehow acquired the phrase "die potato" from my friends before ever seeing the clip, and still to this day will use it whenever killing bugs or the like.

    • @lynwood5991
      @lynwood5991 Рік тому +7

      I AM A STEGOSAURS

    • @ryansmith1044
      @ryansmith1044 Місяць тому +1

      When I was in middle school my family didn't have Internet so I thought the (seemingly) random shit my friends often said was stuff they made up. Then I saw these sketches for the first time on my TikTok feed about a week ago and realized that all the "random" shit they were saying back then was actually mostly asdfmovie references. "Desmond the Moon Bear" is what unlocked that memory for me, since that was the most popular sketch at my school.

  • @CosmicCreeper99
    @CosmicCreeper99 Рік тому +207

    That revelation about Desmond and the Moon girl was a better plot twist than most stories can pull off today

  • @mumbies
    @mumbies 3 роки тому +490

    "You know who's gay?"
    "..."
    "Us."
    That one was my favorite. After he made the joke making fun of him for it is really nice.

  • @jvcmarc
    @jvcmarc 3 роки тому +6723

    the fact that the 4 worst sketches were the farting butts was funnier than the farting butts themselves

    • @Skorpeonismyrealname
      @Skorpeonismyrealname 3 роки тому +470

      I think that was the first time I actually laughed at them.

    • @mangmangmangobri
      @mangmangmangobri 3 роки тому +51

      Agreed.

    • @lightningterry
      @lightningterry 3 роки тому +225

      Unpopular opinion: I genuinely thought they were hilarious and was surprised they were ranked so far down.

    • @Foggles17
      @Foggles17 3 роки тому +416

      @@lightningterry This may be the first "unpopular opinion" that is both unpopular and known as unpopular before stating it is. Congrats!

    • @lightningterry
      @lightningterry 3 роки тому +42

      foggles17 thank you, I try

  • @Red_Male
    @Red_Male 5 місяців тому +51

    10:25 welcome to the kill count, where we cover the deaths in all your favorite horror movies. I'm James A Janisse and today we'll be looking at ASDF Movie

  • @robertsteffler5155
    @robertsteffler5155 6 місяців тому +21

    I would definitely argue that what makes an asdf joke "good" is honestly how well it works itself in culturally. I think that both neatly explains why newer jokes didn't perform as well, but it also reflects the general lexicalisation of the popular jokes. A common element of them is that they're simple, short-hand phrases that work well when directly quoting or referencing the series as an in-joke with other people who've seen it, and i think that very strongly reflects the overall cultural place that asdfmovie has.

  • @OfficialMaxBox
    @OfficialMaxBox 3 роки тому +8660

    hello this is the monetization police
    where to even begin

    • @Crowah
      @Crowah 3 роки тому +35

      dont think about it too hard

    • @iforgorowl7590
      @iforgorowl7590 3 роки тому +12

      second, first is overrated

    • @saxshton
      @saxshton 3 роки тому +10

      Maxwell Boxus from Working Team Defenses of the Two Fortresses Two now on PC

    • @iforgorowl7590
      @iforgorowl7590 3 роки тому +5

      @@Crowah are you kidding me, 1 second faster?

    • @Crowah
      @Crowah 3 роки тому +5

      @@iforgorowl7590 im the equivalent of sonic

  • @ahlpym
    @ahlpym 3 роки тому +499

    My favourite is:
    "I think we should just be friends."
    "Mother!"

    • @thatonecrusader7209
      @thatonecrusader7209 3 роки тому +15

      My favorite one is
      nock nock
      Who is there?
      ( *smack* )
      *THE DOOR*

    • @amazingadam1646
      @amazingadam1646 3 роки тому +4

      True THE DOOR

    • @lightningterry
      @lightningterry 3 роки тому +11

      “Ooh baby I love you baby”
      “Stay away from my baby”
      (Baby in deep manly voice)
      “But mother I love him”
      Is one of my favorites

    • @unaccompanied_minor2546
      @unaccompanied_minor2546 3 роки тому

      It's all about Marmite and Desmond the moon bear

    • @mdbgamer556
      @mdbgamer556 3 роки тому

      Almost the entire series has made me grin or laugh. Almost.

  • @tc-vlogs8719
    @tc-vlogs8719 Рік тому +89

    That was actually really funny at the end, so yeah; it worked.

  • @HiddenLeveI
    @HiddenLeveI 2 роки тому +592

    "How does 2020 end?"
    "It doesn't"
    This man predicted the future.

    • @bynflew8552
      @bynflew8552 2 роки тому +15

      I mean that man was from the future so ofc he would know

    • @HiddenLeveI
      @HiddenLeveI 2 роки тому +7

      @@bynflew8552 big brain

  • @jaythosonmp439
    @jaythosonmp439 3 роки тому +454

    "i think we should just be friends"
    "....mother"
    is my favourite

    • @LadyKatyRae
      @LadyKatyRae 3 роки тому

      I frequently quote this one. Its my fav too

    • @kavanspanos8030
      @kavanspanos8030 3 роки тому

      I forgot about that one lol, thanks for the reminder, that’s my new fav

  • @dethbreth8
    @dethbreth8 3 роки тому +355

    My favorite asdfmovie joke is
    "Honey I'm pregnant!"
    *girlfriend stares in confusion*
    "I can explain"

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah, that 1 is great!

    • @no1normal750
      @no1normal750 3 роки тому +3

      wait which episode was that

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 3 роки тому

      @@no1normal750 I think it was ep 4?

    • @dethbreth8
      @dethbreth8 3 роки тому

      @@no1normal750 asdfmovie9

  • @KcMp86
    @KcMp86 Рік тому +28

    Tom: That makes me a war criminal…
    Also Tom: Oh.

  • @BanjoMasn
    @BanjoMasn 2 роки тому +55

    The fact that Kylie Minogue will forever be tied to asdfmovie is the funniest thing to me

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 3 місяці тому +5

      The girl from that 2007 doctor who Christmas special?

  • @BlueLily342
    @BlueLily342 3 роки тому +2083

    I hate that the "perfect asdf movie joke" ACTUALLY made me laugh for like 30 seconds

    • @xanderwrahn
      @xanderwrahn 3 роки тому +26

      Omg Same 😂

    • @simonr.s.3822
      @simonr.s.3822 3 роки тому +62

      i litterally laughed until i started to cough so bad i had to stand up and wait for my air to come back

    • @artuno1207
      @artuno1207 3 роки тому +49

      It snuck up on me. I snorted. But then I replayed it and thought about it more and now I keep chuckling every now and then.

    • @silverchoweez
      @silverchoweez 3 роки тому +45

      I must say, it's the "I wasted my life !" after the sketch that cracked me up. 🤣

    • @TheKiro5505
      @TheKiro5505 3 роки тому +25

      @@silverchoweez the it's the "I wasted my life" that makes it

  • @Eight_Ventures
    @Eight_Ventures 3 роки тому +477

    My favorite one is
    “I wish people we’re nice to me”
    “Your wish is..”
    *”stooped”*
    _slap_

    • @catt9918
      @catt9918 3 роки тому +3

      My fave is i like trains

    • @yokaiwatcher8500
      @yokaiwatcher8500 3 роки тому +10

      I like
      🎵it’s a lovely day to walk down the roads
      and if I ever stop singing I will explode🎵
      I even wrote a sequel
      🎵I’m eating a sandwich with lots of ham and if I ever stop singing I go kablam🎵

    • @Eight_Ventures
      @Eight_Ventures 3 роки тому +3

      How about this
      🎵I’m eating some ice cream right now and if I ever stop singing I’ll go kapow!🎵

    • @blxck-mage_
      @blxck-mage_ 3 роки тому

      Ok

    • @mekhie.r.duncan3825
      @mekhie.r.duncan3825 3 роки тому

      @@Eight_Ventures correct

  • @fablevilgaming1339
    @fablevilgaming1339 Рік тому +31

    came back and re-watching this I can say that most of the reasons I think the top ten were so popular was because these were some of the most memorable jokes/lines like the terminators line "I'll be back" and even in comic form u can hear the voices if you have watched asdf movies before
    wish he left the site up though would love to see the rankings 2 years later

  • @detectivedyn2253
    @detectivedyn2253 Рік тому +16

    Throughout his entire explanation of the different types of subversion of expectations, I kept wondering whether or not he was showing clips that gave examples, or he would allow the clip to play and then explain it. And I think that's a testament to what works about ASDF movies. It's a blend of several different subversions. Not just relying on one

  • @Forgemane
    @Forgemane 3 роки тому +480

    My favorite is
    "Honey, I'm pregnant!"
    Camera pans over to her girlfriend.
    "Uhhh, I can explain."

    • @benedictdakirby9919
      @benedictdakirby9919 3 роки тому +15

      Or
      Hungry: hi dad im hungry
      Dad: hi hungry, im dad
      Hungry: why did you name me this way?

    • @tree_ee
      @tree_ee 3 роки тому +1

      Those are two of my favourites

  • @KapitanWasTaken
    @KapitanWasTaken 3 роки тому +3079

    I don't understand why but I can't stop laughing after watching the "perfect" joke. I think the Tom Scott's voice was used perfectly.

    • @fishmad122
      @fishmad122 3 роки тому +129

      Tom Scott is the best celebrity get hands down

    • @Vulkanprimarch
      @Vulkanprimarch 3 роки тому +92

      I really want him to put the perfect joke into the ranked sketches website and see how well it ranks! FOR SCIENCE!

    • @maname6303
      @maname6303 3 роки тому +29

      Wdym “you don’t understand” your laughing because it’s the perfect asdf movie joke you answered your own question smh 🤦‍♂️.

    • @timmcdaniel6193
      @timmcdaniel6193 3 роки тому +40

      I didn't realize it was Tom Scott until you mentioned it. Thank you.

    • @LsdRaccoon
      @LsdRaccoon 3 роки тому +3

      BananaShake09 whoosh

  • @Mikaxu42
    @Mikaxu42 Рік тому +9

    My favorite has always been
    “-Hey buddy, you wanna take this outside?
    -Sure!
    -Wow, what a lovely evening!
    -This was a wonderful idea!”

  • @jvgreendarmok
    @jvgreendarmok 2 роки тому +8

    "Play that one" has the advantage of some great slapstick timing and a catchphrase from another TomSka character.

  • @bryntyjermy1854
    @bryntyjermy1854 3 роки тому +268

    Never thought I’d hear Tom Scott say “Oh no I’m still alive” but here we are

    • @lizs004
      @lizs004 3 роки тому +2

      Thanks!!

    • @Sir.Twisted
      @Sir.Twisted 3 роки тому +1

      i thought it was.

    • @alexfelgar9821
      @alexfelgar9821 3 роки тому +2

      Why. Why would you butcher his name

    • @xxkewldudexx
      @xxkewldudexx 3 роки тому +1

      @@alexfelgar9821 Voice typing maybe?

    • @monochaos9442
      @monochaos9442 3 роки тому +1

      I'm surprised it took this long for him to say it

  • @MoempfLP
    @MoempfLP 3 роки тому +487

    I realised today, that the guy climbing out of another guy, was the guy eaten by the second one earlier.

  • @KlorineTheAvali
    @KlorineTheAvali Рік тому +8

    “How does 2020 end?”
    “It doesn’t”
    Proof that he really is from the future
    :c

  • @pihlajafox
    @pihlajafox Рік тому +7

    9:35 Fun fact: In Finland you have to help people if their healt is in danger, so I guess that in some countries he the superhero would be a criminal

  • @IAmBraindead98
    @IAmBraindead98 3 роки тому +725

    Personal favorite:
    "You're FIRED!"
    "You can't fire me, I QUIT!!"
    "You can't quit, I QUIT!!!"
    "You can't quit, YOU'RE A FROG!!!!"
    "You can't 'frog' me, YOU'RE MY WIFE!!!!!"
    "I'm not your wife, YOU'RE MY WIFE!!!!!!"
    "Oh, hey Honey, how was work?"
    "Pretty good, but I quit my job."
    "You can't quit your job, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!"
    A̜͓͙̮ͭ̇ͪ͜A̪̱͒͢Ą̤̩̟̱̌̔A̶̮̰̟̱͇͙̎Ą͔͉̪͖̺ͫ̈͐͑A̷̜͈̻͍̟̺̩͓̓Ȧͩ̒͋͏̰̺̜͇À̧̤̺͛Ä̧̬͕͉̗́̓̓̚Ă̰͖̗̻̫̩̳͘Ȁ̜͍̼͎̱̍̀ͅA̡̩̠͗Ä̩̰̫͓̇ͬ͘Ã̝͙̜͆̉͛͟Á̈́҉̯̱̥̹̱A̴̙̬̫̩͖̗̋͑̊A̔ͤͫ̄҉̫̬̗̲A͒͊҉̲͔

  • @teclinsoro4523
    @teclinsoro4523 3 роки тому +2232

    “the girl who got kicked to the moon didn’t die. who do you think ate desmond?” this changes *everything*

    • @alexnielson5379
      @alexnielson5379 3 роки тому +27

      SOmebody noticed!!!

    • @thememewithwords8236
      @thememewithwords8236 3 роки тому +61

      I mean, tomska said it, so it's canon

    • @lordjay7530
      @lordjay7530 3 роки тому +13

      i thought that the girl who drew the bear (desmond) ate him up from the inside after beingswallowed

    • @beepyboro
      @beepyboro 3 роки тому +7

      @Noah Firth desmond ate the kid,then the kid ate desmond, desmond died,the kid also

    • @thewanderinggamer1369
      @thewanderinggamer1369 3 роки тому +1

      Canon.

  • @magic-muffler
    @magic-muffler Рік тому +4

    13:59 “He’s just flailing in a direction”. Best thing said by Tom.

  • @Izzul_Animation
    @Izzul_Animation Рік тому +9

    "Murder is great"
    -Tomska

    • @sedemu
      @sedemu Місяць тому

      tomsk

  • @alexkempken8113
    @alexkempken8113 3 роки тому +5084

    My favorite asdfmovie skit is this one:
    “Doctor I’m afraid of backstories.”
    “When did this all start?”
    “Well- AAAAAAAAAAA”

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 3 роки тому +58

      underated

    • @Brass_Buckle
      @Brass_Buckle 3 роки тому +5

      @@eoincampbell1584 leave him be

    • @calatwork7308
      @calatwork7308 3 роки тому +22

      @@Brass_Buckle what

    • @datoneguy2361
      @datoneguy2361 3 роки тому +3

      This is probably where that meme originated from

    • @Eshyyyyy
      @Eshyyyyy 3 роки тому +7

      @@Brass_Buckle do you know what underrated means

  • @LadyKattrina84
    @LadyKattrina84 3 роки тому +2095

    TomSka: "Who's letting their kids watch this stuff?!"
    Me: Slowly raises hand. "My son introduced me to these."

    • @NIDELLANEUM
      @NIDELLANEUM 3 роки тому +114

      I like the fact that your son showed them to a parent

    • @bukowskifamily7728
      @bukowskifamily7728 3 роки тому +24

      lol sound like my brother when we were younger

    • @pilesofkittens
      @pilesofkittens 3 роки тому +47

      Dude every kid in my school watches it, today a kid on the bus showed me the suicidal muffin song

    • @VideoUser52
      @VideoUser52 3 роки тому +6

      Haha

    • @rand0m_artz_
      @rand0m_artz_ 3 роки тому +11

      I introduced my son to this

  • @robertwyatt3912
    @robertwyatt3912 2 роки тому +8

    The true answer is BAL MAN

  • @tylerhalloran9158
    @tylerhalloran9158 2 роки тому +27

    The fact that tom has such an amazing grasp of humour and film making

  • @marretjep
    @marretjep 3 роки тому +774

    can we all just agree that Tom Scott was the perfect contender to be voicing the 'falling on a guy-speaking to a dog-committing suicide-man' simply because of the analytical nature of this video?

    • @KapitanWasTaken
      @KapitanWasTaken 3 роки тому +14

      Thank you! I didn't know how to put it the words but you did.

    • @Boredman567
      @Boredman567 3 роки тому +24

      Also I never realized that you can't say Tom Scott without saying Tomska

    • @lazergurka-smerlin6561
      @lazergurka-smerlin6561 3 роки тому +4

      @@Boredman567 I didn't know anyone pronounced an a like an o but now I do

    • @lizziethewitch7770
      @lizziethewitch7770 3 роки тому +2

      @@lazergurka-smerlin6561 might be american? Not sure either

    • @fireflames09
      @fireflames09 3 роки тому +3

      It was the PERFECT cameo!

  • @theragingllamas4764
    @theragingllamas4764 3 роки тому +755

    “What’s that behind your ear? ITS A HEARING AID!”
    “wHaT??”
    Is my favourite

    • @mondelsson
      @mondelsson 3 роки тому +2

      This is my personal favourite. I laughed for a long time when I saw that for the first time.

    • @Omnificence2016
      @Omnificence2016 3 роки тому +5

      Gotta admit, that one was pretty cute.

    • @strawbee.s
      @strawbee.s 3 роки тому

      Mine too

    • @satibel
      @satibel 3 роки тому

      plot twist: it was a herring aid.

    • @saturnisdizzy
      @saturnisdizzy 3 роки тому

      its my favorite too

  • @Franzeco333
    @Franzeco333 2 роки тому +11

    16:28 You could've easily put Fear after Disgust to have ASDF in it

  • @JayDeeIsMyName
    @JayDeeIsMyName Рік тому +8

    Hearing TomSka calling it "As-Dif-Movie" is like a historical moment in itself. I've known about it for years, yet I always called it A-S-D-F-movie.

  • @centennialstudios6097
    @centennialstudios6097 3 роки тому +472

    Tom didn’t create a new sketch for this he just zoomed in on the “Now the funniest thing you’ve ever seen... from really far away” joke

    •  3 роки тому +13

      But the dialogue does not match.

    • @jacktheripper7735
      @jacktheripper7735 3 роки тому +36

      From that far away, it would get garbled

    • @andrewcheng1948
      @andrewcheng1948 3 роки тому +7

      But there was an explosion

    • @thecosmicalcat
      @thecosmicalcat 3 роки тому +20

      That was the gun going off

    • @maewilkes8883
      @maewilkes8883 3 роки тому +12

      ...then the dog says "Apple!"

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR 3 роки тому +411

    Me: **hears presidential debate in the other room**
    TomSka: Babies heard, but babies not seen. No babies.

  • @Skeleton_Dork
    @Skeleton_Dork 3 місяці тому +4

    Tom just casually inventing new live-action asdf movies over the course of the video is legendary

  • @-syntaxerrorguy7-10
    @-syntaxerrorguy7-10 Рік тому +7

    My favourite asdfmovie sketch was definitely "egg"

  • @turtlecat2258
    @turtlecat2258 3 роки тому +440

    This man is a genius, he literally made the best ASDF movie joke

  • @davinurfer183
    @davinurfer183 3 роки тому +364

    “Which according to the Geneva Convention, makes me a war crimina- oh”

    • @First_LastName
      @First_LastName 3 роки тому +3

      Geneva Convention?
      More like Geneva Suggestion.😎
      (I didn’t create this joke tho)

    • @davinurfer183
      @davinurfer183 3 роки тому

      First & last Name it is only a suggestion if your suggesting you wanna be killed

  • @The_Arcane_Potato
    @The_Arcane_Potato 21 день тому +2

    "which according to the geneva convention makes me a war criminal. oh" and then an ad came immediatly after.
    my god that was perfect

  • @goldenolaf20
    @goldenolaf20 Рік тому +17

    This is a top tier video holy shit

  • @quasarm825
    @quasarm825 3 роки тому +706

    My favorite is:
    “Dad, I’m gay”
    “I have no son”
    “ *GASP* This isn’t my house”

    • @phxed
      @phxed 3 роки тому +11

      One of the best up there, with the "you're fired, you can't fire me I quit" etc.

    • @quasarm825
      @quasarm825 3 роки тому +6

      @@phxed exactly, asdf 12 was an instant classic

    • @neonblade8591
      @neonblade8591 3 роки тому +2

      @Mario AWOOOOOOOOO

    • @neonblade8591
      @neonblade8591 3 роки тому +1

      @Mario omnomnomnomnomnomnom

    • @leonfergozi
      @leonfergozi 3 роки тому

      299 like you are very welcome,300 like

  • @masonkaplan9311
    @masonkaplan9311 3 роки тому +812

    Knowing that the little girl who got kicked to the moon ate desmond the moon bear has officialy ruined my childhood.

  • @Squish_Squash
    @Squish_Squash 13 годин тому

    I think my favorite asdfmovie joke/sketch will be the original "everybody do the flop". The first time I saw it, all those years ago, I laughed so hard I was in genuine tears. it was so quick, so unexpected, and the dead silent pause after everyone faceplanted into the ground was ideal humor to me at the time. And to this day every time I see the original "everybody do the flop", I at least crack an amused smile

  • @BlackHoodaOfficial
    @BlackHoodaOfficial 2 роки тому +5

    1:29
    1:42
    2:02
    2:16
    2:44
    What a smart way to make people watching the sponsorship without skipping.
    😂

  • @briflow
    @briflow 3 роки тому +469

    "honey do you like my new shoes?"
    "you are a chair darling."
    "I CAN DREAM HAROLD-"
    i STILL use "i can dream harold" to this day in everything i do

  • @poopmcpants
    @poopmcpants 3 роки тому +529

    I literally almost spasmed when he said “Desmond is alive up there. *AND WHO ATE HIM* “

  • @samuraistrike1
    @samuraistrike1 6 місяців тому +3

    Alternative title; Tomska explains why death is funny for 24 minutes

  • @TankR
    @TankR 26 днів тому +2

    Remember, dissecting a joke is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs, and the frog dies.

  • @temxasred3086
    @temxasred3086 3 роки тому +2720

    I love how the "Here comes the airplane" joke implies that the "I like trains" kid can summon multiple modes of transportation,not just trains

    • @dracomurdock6349
      @dracomurdock6349 2 роки тому +99

      While that's true, he likes trains.

    • @BlightCosmos
      @BlightCosmos 2 роки тому +123

      Or maybe it was his mother that is able to summon planes

    • @temxasred3086
      @temxasred3086 2 роки тому +52

      @@BlightCosmos that would make sense, but the plane only crashed once the kid opened his mouth

    • @arenexa9013
      @arenexa9013 2 роки тому +50

      @@temxasred3086 you see the trains dont always come immediately when he says he likes trains

    • @jamilgonzaga7081
      @jamilgonzaga7081 Рік тому +41

      What if that's his mother, and that she died from her own powers? And that kid turns out immortal? And that he lives alone all the time suffering from his own powers? And then he learned to control his powers and the became evil?

  • @MrLegendofLP
    @MrLegendofLP 3 роки тому +570

    I don’t believe it... the “perfect asdfmovie joke” genuinely made me laugh out loud. Just proof that asdfmovie has genuine comedic merit I suppose!

    • @katalantra
      @katalantra 3 роки тому +13

      lol i thought this was going to be a joke... and somehow it actually was! xD i guess thats why im still laughing like a maniac xD

    • @martinp1054
      @martinp1054 3 роки тому +12

      you can see it in the eyes of that dog, he will be scarred for the rest of his life

    • @brosthestickmandude
      @brosthestickmandude 3 роки тому +1

      EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! (Falls)

    • @TreniFS_
      @TreniFS_ 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr, usually if your expectations are high you'll be disappointed, but here I was being presented the "perfect asdf" and yes, yes it is!

    • @olliehop20
      @olliehop20 3 роки тому

      The dogs eyes did it for me, I love it

  • @buddyltd
    @buddyltd 2 роки тому +7

    I love how in the analysis of types of ASDF jokes, the joke both preceding and succeeding his identification conform to that analysis.

  • @ManuelRiccobono
    @ManuelRiccobono 2 роки тому +14

    I really can't pinpoint what makes your video great. It's just... everything.
    Please never stop.

  • @demigoddessofwisdom2712
    @demigoddessofwisdom2712 3 роки тому +1740

    “Aww what type of dog is he”
    “He’s French”
    *WOEUF*

  • @AriaKyuKyu
    @AriaKyuKyu 3 роки тому +565

    My favorite joke:
    -Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories
    -When did this all start?
    -Well, ahhhhhAAAAAHHH-
    Asdf Movie 8

    • @anxiousmessbugg6467
      @anxiousmessbugg6467 3 роки тому +14

      Really mine is
      It's a lovely day to walk down the road and if I ever stop singing I will explode
      HEY STEVEN
      What have you done

    • @AriaKyuKyu
      @AriaKyuKyu 3 роки тому +2

      @@anxiousmessbugg6467
      *BOOM*
      Haha! Is a good one

    • @dibmembrane4434
      @dibmembrane4434 3 роки тому +3

      I like trains

    • @XtraNinja
      @XtraNinja 3 роки тому +2

      Really hard to pick out a favourite but one parody someone did was absolutely funny.
      Patient: “Doctor, I’m afraid of doctors.”
      Doctor: “When did it-“
      Patient: “AhhhhhhhHHHH!”

    • @AriaKyuKyu
      @AriaKyuKyu 3 роки тому

      @@XtraNinja xD brilliant

  • @DrawnCanary
    @DrawnCanary 9 місяців тому +2

    “How does 2020 end?”
    “It doesn’t”
    Man, you didn’t know how right you’d be.

  • @immagical7036
    @immagical7036 5 місяців тому +2

    I rewatch the series every now and again and each time the experience is glorious

  • @klystron2010
    @klystron2010 3 роки тому +278

    The worst joke is clearly Raid Shadow Legends.

    • @Beengus
      @Beengus 3 роки тому +1

      Yes!

    • @Omnificence2016
      @Omnificence2016 3 роки тому +1

      Ik, it's like...Has anyone in the comment section even played the game?

    • @Omnificence2016
      @Omnificence2016 3 роки тому

      Ik, it's like...Has anyone in the comment section even played the game?

    • @9PlatinumGamer9
      @9PlatinumGamer9 3 роки тому +5

      @@Omnificence2016 It's your bog standard, extremely pay-to-win mobile shitshow.

    • @Kilesfactor
      @Kilesfactor 3 роки тому

      PlatinumGamer so it’s like Alliance of Valent Arms?

  • @coffeejellyash
    @coffeejellyash 3 роки тому +776

    "How does 2020 end?"
    "It doesn't."
    "Yeah that scans."

    • @theillusionist1494
      @theillusionist1494 3 роки тому +7

      Say what you will about Raid, I absolutely will not disagree with you, but I do respect that, as long as you don’t make fun of them, you’re basically allowed to just go absolutely fuckin wild in their sponsored segments.

    • @wonderchubby
      @wonderchubby 3 роки тому

      What?

    • @ActuatedGear
      @ActuatedGear 3 роки тому +2

      @@theillusionist1494 I'm gettin' me some Bleeple Bloops!!!

    • @ethyn
      @ethyn 3 роки тому

      Yusra Hussein r/woooosh

    • @ethyn
      @ethyn 3 роки тому

      Underscored Frisk he means that makes sense

  • @ChrisKeziahHyde
    @ChrisKeziahHyde Рік тому +2

    That sketch at the end was worth watching the entire video

  • @frogqueen9738
    @frogqueen9738 Рік тому +6

    9:30 Depending on your career or situation it could technically count as neglect, which could get you a murder charge if you neglected to save a life, despite having full ability to.

  • @nerd_5615
    @nerd_5615 3 роки тому +414

    I'm personally a fan of:
    "Did somebody say WAFFLES?!"
    "...no."
    "...I HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE!"

  • @holycheeseburger2981
    @holycheeseburger2981 3 роки тому +537

    "After all, Desmond survived... and who do you think ate him?"
    I'M SORRY WHAT?!!

    • @andrewcheng1948
      @andrewcheng1948 3 роки тому +34

      I mean,if he suffocated,why is there only bones?

    • @holycheeseburger2981
      @holycheeseburger2981 3 роки тому +34

      @@andrewcheng1948 that's a fair point. Bodies don't decompose on the moon because there's no air.

    • @Jackesfox
      @Jackesfox 3 роки тому +11

      Deep lore

    • @agentxx3022
      @agentxx3022 3 роки тому +4

      IS THAT CANON NOW ?!?

    • @kaptinkookie6403
      @kaptinkookie6403 3 роки тому +3

      Agent XX302 I think it is...

  • @ThatDiamondGuy1565
    @ThatDiamondGuy1565 Рік тому +3

    We need a compilation of every youtuber cameo in asdfmovie!

  • @Bone_Incidents
    @Bone_Incidents Місяць тому +2

    “How does 2020 end?”
    “It doesn’t.”
    Jesus Christ this aged like the finest wine in existence

  • @meredythwithay5187
    @meredythwithay5187 3 роки тому +1004

    A favorite of mine has always been:
    "Honey, why is the baby on fire?"
    "BuY mE mOrE jEwElRy"

    • @OctoHedgy
      @OctoHedgy 3 роки тому +3

      I still can't understand to this day :'(

    • @jadesketch1726
      @jadesketch1726 3 роки тому +10

      @@OctoHedgy comedy

    • @ionarevamp
      @ionarevamp 3 роки тому +22

      @@OctoHedgy I guess the idea is that shallow gold diggers are terrible moms

    • @white_mage
      @white_mage 3 роки тому +1

      @@OctoHedgy you're too young

    • @raffimolero64
      @raffimolero64 3 роки тому

      jewlery

  • @RegularDude
    @RegularDude 3 роки тому +1419

    My favorite is:
    "Son, don't touch that cactus."
    *Touches cactus*
    "You're dead to me."

    • @gnomeyt9339
      @gnomeyt9339 3 роки тому +16

      So is the algorithm’s, you, sir, have extreme taste

    • @peppermint.flavoured.avacado
      @peppermint.flavoured.avacado 3 роки тому +10

      I like the classic "I stole your hat" "Well I stole your face" .The " you'll never take me alive ! "Trumpet one is funny too

    • @elektroduck446
      @elektroduck446 3 роки тому +3

      My fav is the one where there looking for the baby and the wife suggests that he might have gotten outside and the wife is actually the baby.

    • @lunar_memories9981
      @lunar_memories9981 3 роки тому +2

      I personally like the one where the mom says, “Jimmy, take out the dog,” and the son says “yes mother,” before shooting the poor dog.
      And then the mom says “for a walk, Jimmy.”

    • @TMS-Oddbot
      @TMS-Oddbot 3 роки тому +1

      My favorite would probably be the sketch where Jimmy kills the dog. I know, I am horrible. But that was before 13, where I was introduced to...well, 13 just came out, so I should let you watch it, but it has a ball in it.

  • @starcrashr
    @starcrashr 2 роки тому +6

    "Observably well-fed" is how I'll describe my physique from now on.

  • @chexo3
    @chexo3 2 роки тому +4

    It probably helps that it went on for so long. At some point a bit of nostalgia helped it be self sustaining.

  • @lukebiltcliffe3359
    @lukebiltcliffe3359 3 роки тому +457

    “What is vore?” *vsauce music plays*

  • @Aero_Skies
    @Aero_Skies 3 роки тому +439

    Since everyone else's is doing it, my favorite asdf joke:
    "Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories."
    "When did this all start?"
    "Wel- AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

  • @Srcsqwrn
    @Srcsqwrn 2 роки тому +2

    That stairs joke is still one of my favourites from this series. Amazing.

  • @alexpvzplayer6659
    @alexpvzplayer6659 11 місяців тому +2

    The ad break was genuinely so good that I didn’t skip it lmao

  • @mukke9728
    @mukke9728 3 роки тому +463

    My favourite sketch is probably the “You know who’s gay? Us.” It is unexpected in a certain way, has reoccurring characters and brings joy.
    Though I have to say the perfect joke was also very good indeed.

  • @Akajaro
    @Akajaro 3 роки тому +296

    "This is observably a cry for help right?"
    Eh. Sounds like an Unraveled episode.

  • @Tnu1138
    @Tnu1138 6 днів тому

    "I can dream Harold!" is still my favorite case of a talking object in the series.

  • @caileanm2009
    @caileanm2009 Рік тому +1

    Going to admit wasn’t expecting to see the LegalEagle channel but that was awesome

  • @rosewinter4818
    @rosewinter4818 3 роки тому +845

    “aw look at the little baby”
    **baby giggles**
    “and now look at the big baby”
    “wah”

  • @balintkozma7914
    @balintkozma7914 3 роки тому +226

    -I think we should just be friends.
    -..Mother?
    How is this not on the list

  • @b_megamaths
    @b_megamaths 5 місяців тому +1

    i honestly didn't realize more than half of your cameos were cameos. you got some very cool people for those