"Go On Your Way Or I Will Get You Moved!"

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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
  • Today I visited KLA in Newport where I met Security and Management staff who did not want me to film or put my drone up!

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  • @garyhollins7911
    @garyhollins7911 3 місяці тому +210

    "You're not allowed because I said" 😂😂😂 what a complete knob

    • @putinputin-m7y
      @putinputin-m7y 3 місяці тому +1

      I think he’s a very respectable person was very calm

    • @putinputin-m7y
      @putinputin-m7y 3 місяці тому +1

      Why not

    • @Nilzipan
      @Nilzipan 3 місяці тому +10

      ​@@putinputin-m7y he was the exact opposite, nice try.

    • @tunez4uhickman997
      @tunez4uhickman997 3 місяці тому +1

      Your a roofer and a photographer are you 😂😂 the guy is hilarious

    • @butmay1893
      @butmay1893 2 місяці тому

      not a knob at all? He is obviously a kind funny man even in thids context

  • @PhilBurns-oc2vg
    @PhilBurns-oc2vg 3 місяці тому +287

    I love the way you make them think you're stupid while making them look stupid

    • @JGmedia18
      @JGmedia18 3 місяці тому +29

      @@bensmith5231he’s highly intelligent and understands the law perfectly. If you cannot see who is the idiot here then I would ask questions about you?

    • @Rockape2620
      @Rockape2620 3 місяці тому +6

      The only "stupid" person was the one with the camera who couldn't understand the word "NO". He's must another wannabe DJ Audits. However, he's even thicker than DJ Audits.

    • @paulhalkiw9875
      @paulhalkiw9875 3 місяці тому

      Stupidity at its finest yu yu smile

    • @shanehewlett1404
      @shanehewlett1404 3 місяці тому +14

      ​@@Rockape2620 ok all mighty intelligent one.

    • @Rockape2620
      @Rockape2620 3 місяці тому

      @@shanehewlett1404 So you think being told numerous times "No we don't want it etc" and him not understanding that make shim clever??

  • @Sylvia-Storm
    @Sylvia-Storm 3 місяці тому +111

    Being stupid isn’t a matter of not knowing something, it’s the refusal to learn.

    • @vladimirimp
      @vladimirimp 3 місяці тому +5

      There’s a lot in this. Ignorance is not a crime - we’re all ignorant of most things. But wilful ignorance is an insult to our evolved nature.

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 2 місяці тому

      Ignorance is the lack of knowledge. Stupidity is the inability to understand the knowledge. An idiot is one who has access to knowledge, the ability to understand the knowledge, but chooses to not seek the knowledge.

  • @phil19852010
    @phil19852010 3 місяці тому +277

    I'd feel as comfortable with her being security for my business, as Jimmy Savile being my babysitter

    • @patthewoodboy
      @patthewoodboy 3 місяці тому

      @@nicotoscani1707 I'm going to use that , thanks

    • @grantmason740
      @grantmason740 3 місяці тому +9

      Now then, now then!

    • @andrewmcgonagle6290
      @andrewmcgonagle6290 3 місяці тому +3

      @@nicotoscani1707 Who knows, what does a pdfile look like?

    • @JohnMorten-px6my
      @JohnMorten-px6my 3 місяці тому +5

      @@grantmason740 cigar cigar, puff puff, jingle jangle, jewellery jewellery. 🤣🤣

    • @kevintravis5123
      @kevintravis5123 3 місяці тому

      @@phil19852010 😂

  • @anvilbrunner.2013
    @anvilbrunner.2013 3 місяці тому +164

    Your particular unique technique never fails to generate a farce. I love it. You're hilarious.

    • @davidharwood9552
      @davidharwood9552 3 місяці тому +23

      I must say it DJAUDITS has competition 😊

    • @DandelionGum1
      @DandelionGum1 3 місяці тому +41

      It's such an innocent and polite demeanor, yet determined and resolute. It drives people with unwarranted notions of authority absolutely bonkers. I love it.

    • @anvilbrunner.2013
      @anvilbrunner.2013 3 місяці тому +10

      @@DandelionGum1 Yes. Spot on.

    • @DaveThompsonfairlife4all
      @DaveThompsonfairlife4all 3 місяці тому +4

      @@davidharwood9552 DJAudits doesn't have competition. He is just a nuisance with little entertainment value. PA is actually fun to watch.

    • @davidharwood9552
      @davidharwood9552 3 місяці тому +6

      @@DaveThompsonfairlife4all we all can watch what we like in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 I like to see the good in all people

  • @iananderson3799
    @iananderson3799 3 місяці тому +114

    Who would have thought people's idiocy could be so entertaining.

    • @craigmooney3744
      @craigmooney3744 3 місяці тому +2

      or the sheer numbers of people put in charge that refuse to learn and be better at their jobs

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 2 місяці тому

      Thirty years of customer service experience lets you know

  • @blade9297
    @blade9297 3 місяці тому +181

    PMSL.. "I'm not going up, I'm staying here". Brilliant..

    • @ratman5229
      @ratman5229 3 місяці тому +11

      Yes you are right I nearly fell out of my chair when he said that

    • @grimprawn902
      @grimprawn902 3 місяці тому +4

      Had me in stitches too !

    • @sweetiek453
      @sweetiek453 2 місяці тому +1

      😅😅😅

  • @russellsaunders9502
    @russellsaunders9502 3 місяці тому +197

    SO FUNNY - WHEN YOU SAID THE SEAGULL COULD HAVE A CAMERA!

    • @russellsaunders9502
      @russellsaunders9502 3 місяці тому +4

      @@nicotoscani1707 Yeah, anything is possible these days!

    • @MB-zl3cn
      @MB-zl3cn 3 місяці тому +2

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @7Lace77
      @7Lace77 3 місяці тому +5

      Look! See that seagull. 👆 He could have a camera. 😸

    • @John-ik1os
      @John-ik1os 3 місяці тому +2

      That is the funniest comment I have ever seen on an auditor video.🎉

    • @adiohead
      @adiohead 3 місяці тому

      Birds aren't real and they charge up by sitting on power lines.

  • @paulbromley6687
    @paulbromley6687 3 місяці тому +64

    Oh now the pointless lady is harping in with her lack of knowledge.

  • @bashkillszombies
    @bashkillszombies 3 місяці тому +39

    Security cannot speak a word of English, absolutely shocking.

  • @sambishop9567
    @sambishop9567 3 місяці тому +94

    28:02
    She says “why you can’t understand”
    I’ve not been able to understand a word she’s been saying

    • @barryabell5410
      @barryabell5410 3 місяці тому +20

      Vot you be vanting you no understanding me 😉🤣

    • @philipjones9458
      @philipjones9458 3 місяці тому +9

      That's because she's not learned the lingo.

    • @philldownes8685
      @philldownes8685 3 місяці тому +2

      @@philipjones9458 oh she has, that is the lingo where she lives, most of the peopel down her street are exactly the same.

    • @colleenmcleod5041
      @colleenmcleod5041 3 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 2 місяці тому

      He's not that easy to understand either but I don't live in the UK

  • @justinbartley5245
    @justinbartley5245 3 місяці тому +54

    The dynamic between yourself the welsh guy & the security lady was pure audit gold💯👏

    • @dee9917
      @dee9917 3 місяці тому +3

      😂😂😂

  • @beyond560
    @beyond560 3 місяці тому +168

    That must be the most useless security guard Ive ever seen

    • @Guccit865
      @Guccit865 3 місяці тому +4

      @@beyond560 👍😂😂😂

    • @pauls3075
      @pauls3075 3 місяці тому +16

      Not really useless, I mean she (I assume it was a she) ticks so many DEI boxes he's laughing.

    • @allanfoster5418
      @allanfoster5418 3 місяці тому +20

      That terrorist fake security is a illegal dinghy diver. this one utterly totally thick as wood. 🪵 🤭

    • @stuartchester6899
      @stuartchester6899 2 місяці тому

      Shes cheap to employ .These immigrants fresh in to the UK can be employed at 20 % lower rates .This is why you find these people at the gates.Shes got her CIA pass on show which is better than most of them because they are cash in hand illegals

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 2 місяці тому +1

      No food is getting past her though.
      So she's got food security covered

  • @alliberry9529
    @alliberry9529 3 місяці тому +42

    “I’m not going up, I’m staying down here!” OMG 😂😂😂

  • @philip5876
    @philip5876 3 місяці тому +112

    Bully boy tried to intimidate Pure and it didn't work.. My shock at the security guard who doesn't know anything.. Her badge should be revoked..

    • @mobi1etone
      @mobi1etone 3 місяці тому +26

      Definitely didn't meet the 'good understanding of English' that's required for an SIA card AFAIC.

  • @Chalkbalone
    @Chalkbalone 3 місяці тому +74

    He'd been told on the phone there is nothing they can do, that's why he changed his tune at the end.

  • @Zeus-kj7nn
    @Zeus-kj7nn 3 місяці тому +85

    She was straight off the boat that one. Didn't even have time to get changed.

    • @offwiththefairies77
      @offwiththefairies77 3 місяці тому +6

      I actually felt a tiny bit sorry for her. Out of her depth. I blame the doughnut who hired her. As for the manager, he was funny 🤣🤣 Great video yet again P.A. look forward to the next one. Definitely one of my favourite auditors. Sometimes feel like i wanna jump through the screen at anyone being nasty to you though lol.

    • @craigmooney3744
      @craigmooney3744 3 місяці тому +4

      problem i can see is she hasn’t been told she has no insurance for injury outside off site

    • @John-hx7ju
      @John-hx7ju 3 місяці тому +2

      A well fed one at that!

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +3

      Thank You 👍

    • @justahumanbeing.709
      @justahumanbeing.709 3 місяці тому +1

      @@PureAudits why are you thanking someone for a prejudiced comment?

  • @vintagerecordambassadeur4098
    @vintagerecordambassadeur4098 3 місяці тому +42

    You’re not putting that up. Starts the blades and up it goes. Priceless

  • @thenewbeester
    @thenewbeester 3 місяці тому +59

    He just can't quite grasp that someone is telling him NO...6ft behind you fella that's your "realm" where you can boss people around...NOT off your site !! 😂

  • @roy9816
    @roy9816 3 місяці тому +74

    He's got diddy little legs and a motor mouth. 😂

    • @ysgol3
      @ysgol3 3 місяці тому +1

      😂He should commentate in the Olympic 100m finals.

    • @philipjones9458
      @philipjones9458 3 місяці тому +3

      And a big belly

  • @jdubbleu1011
    @jdubbleu1011 3 місяці тому +60

    I’m not coming in.
    I’ve got a drone and my zoom camera.
    Perfect wind up.

  • @rongt859
    @rongt859 3 місяці тому +27

    Not knowing the law is one thing but refusing to learn is another

  • @carlswift8682
    @carlswift8682 3 місяці тому +30

    Pure Audits is pure genius, never gets fazed by bullies who don’t know U.K. photography law. P.A. never raises his voice and stays cool but they don’t want to be educated.

    • @mikeel6074
      @mikeel6074 3 місяці тому +2

      What's the UK photography law?

  • @pete3206
    @pete3206 3 місяці тому +14

    it's amazing how all these Companies have 'legal teams' at their disposal. "Hello legal team, we have a man here with a camera....hello........hello ......."

  • @vaughnwilliams1208
    @vaughnwilliams1208 3 місяці тому +50

    "I've come a long way on my bike" 😅😅

  • @markrhodes5828
    @markrhodes5828 3 місяці тому +81

    How are some people this clueless god help us

  • @malindley
    @malindley 3 місяці тому +104

    10k subs Congratulations ! Well deserved.

    • @Exploringcornwall1
      @Exploringcornwall1 3 місяці тому +11

      Couldn’t agree more. Congratulations!

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +8

      Thank you 👍 - and thanks for supporting me!

    • @Windbadger
      @Windbadger Місяць тому

      Well done, buddy. I'm really enjoying your videos now. Please keep going! 😊👍

  • @davemelville480
    @davemelville480 3 місяці тому +57

    ‘I’ve got lots of fingers, 6 on each hand’ 😂😂😂

    • @nobodyanderson4353
      @nobodyanderson4353 3 місяці тому +3

      One of the big eared boys from the valley.

    • @lindsaydudden1174
      @lindsaydudden1174 3 місяці тому +2

      6 on each hand? I don't think he can count that high!

    • @NJoi1one
      @NJoi1one 3 місяці тому

      Same as his 6 fingered sister!

    • @petercornish9903
      @petercornish9903 3 місяці тому

      And both thumbs up his arse, and a foot in his mouth, now considering he is too fat to walk, that is some contortionist feat!

    • @chrisb4928
      @chrisb4928 Місяць тому +1

      Also wears tracksuit bottoms but with a hood.

  • @godsgod1677
    @godsgod1677 3 місяці тому +26

    That was a beautiful and repeated showing of an inferiority complex. Public meltdowns are great. He struggled no matter how much PA helped him. At least he didn't lose his mind like some do.

  • @humblequest7905
    @humblequest7905 3 місяці тому +55

    Seagulls with cameras! 😂 10k subs…brilliant…well deserved my friend 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

    • @davidhandley9007
      @davidhandley9007 3 місяці тому +5

      The seagull comment was fantastic.

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +2

      Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

  • @paulhodgins
    @paulhodgins 3 місяці тому +56

    I see they have brought in a professional NotAlloweder to their security team!

  • @realcooking1833
    @realcooking1833 3 місяці тому +36

    I can't believe she's the security 🙈

  • @dsds3968
    @dsds3968 3 місяці тому +46

    Just started watching. Fully primed waiting for mention of the zoom camera, wafer thin drone, the hi vis and the long bike journey.

    • @waynepallett
      @waynepallett 3 місяці тому +11

      dont forget im not coming in,you think im coming in

    • @Exploringcornwall1
      @Exploringcornwall1 3 місяці тому +11

      …and the best wind-up of all: “ No, you think the drone is coming into your building”. Keep it up PA!

    • @dsds3968
      @dsds3968 3 місяці тому +1

      I got 3.5/4 there, the drone wasn't called "wafer thin".
      Brilliant comedy again.
      I felt a bit sorry for the manager man. He was alright, just couldn't get over the idea that someone can send a drone over a factory unit.

    • @bobikdylan
      @bobikdylan 3 місяці тому +5

      It's only a little one.

    • @dsds3968
      @dsds3968 3 місяці тому +8

      @@Exploringcornwall1 we got a new one today. When the manager suggested looking at another building we got "I'll do that later and tell them you sent me over.".

  • @capabilitybrown2323
    @capabilitybrown2323 3 місяці тому +36

    Manager, he would be better suited to, cleaning toilets on building sites, I would send his boss a bill for the harassment on publicly accessible land and for your valuable time wasted having to defend your legal rights. Annoying how the other two kept chipping in with stupid statements.

    • @ianpennington5856
      @ianpennington5856 3 місяці тому +2

      He is a danger to all sheep within a 20 mile radius

    • @anthonybrooker2702
      @anthonybrooker2702 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ianpennington5856 He has Welly Boots ?

    • @JohnMorten-px6my
      @JohnMorten-px6my 3 місяці тому +1

      @@anthonybrooker2702 yes - a size too big to take on allcomers. 🤣

  • @keglat1
    @keglat1 3 місяці тому +76

    Yet another 'manager' who can't handle an alternate view to his own. "I don't want to be educated". How does he deal with employees who might question his infinite wisdom!

    • @WanDerer-rr8co
      @WanDerer-rr8co 3 місяці тому +2

      @@keglat1 I must say.. I tend to agree with what you are saying here.
      After all, is "I don't want to know". Not the pinochle of ignorance?
      As far as I am aware it certainly is.

  • @GampyBamblor
    @GampyBamblor 3 місяці тому +32

    What a surprise security with a great grasp of the language

  • @brendanmcnamara1414
    @brendanmcnamara1414 3 місяці тому +31

    Oh dear he is not listening to his female legal adviser
    Flown in at great expense because he does not understand oh dear

  • @BG-ef8sk
    @BG-ef8sk 3 місяці тому +32

    The manager fitted into his clothes 10 years ago!

  • @LeeCaLTrading
    @LeeCaLTrading 3 місяці тому +75

    Hilarious that his guy thinks he can still fit into 32 waist jeans and a medium top🤣

    • @annclark7015
      @annclark7015 3 місяці тому +6

      Loved that one 👍

    • @karenhudson7042
      @karenhudson7042 3 місяці тому

      Looks a bit like John travolta😂

    • @SarahHall-zf8sv
      @SarahHall-zf8sv 3 місяці тому

      😂😂

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 місяці тому +1

      Thank You - And Thanks for supporting me! 👍 PA

    • @Paggerd
      @Paggerd 26 днів тому

      He put me in mind of Yosemite Sam.

  • @yal08
    @yal08 3 місяці тому +9

    "I've come a long way on my bike" gets me every time, should tell them a few details about your bike having 21 gears and you needed them all to cycle up and down hills to get here 🤣 keep up the great work PA 👍

  • @andrewlitow
    @andrewlitow 3 місяці тому +23

    “I’ll show you the website” hilarious

  • @robertmawby3021
    @robertmawby3021 3 місяці тому +36

    Glad to see immigrants are blending in seamlessly, enjoying the freedoms and laws of dear old Blighty!

    • @user-um1xt3kh
      @user-um1xt3kh 3 місяці тому +9

      They can't resist wearing their traditional rags over the hi viz.

    • @magnetmountain33
      @magnetmountain33 3 місяці тому +2

      Ha ha ha ha, sarcasm😂

    • @Sendthemallback
      @Sendthemallback 3 місяці тому

      Their not blending in,they're here to wipe our Britain out,fkn wake up

  • @majorlaff8682
    @majorlaff8682 3 місяці тому +70

    Good to see the mountain witch wearing a traditional Welsh shawl.

    • @camrs125
      @camrs125 3 місяці тому +10

      Welsh?…it’s a UK tradition shawl 😂

    • @welsh-3286
      @welsh-3286 3 місяці тому +4

      i am in my 50s my nana love knitting shawls

    • @philipjones9458
      @philipjones9458 3 місяці тому +3

      Thought she was Tali

    • @ratman5229
      @ratman5229 3 місяці тому +2

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @Philzoid
      @Philzoid 3 місяці тому

      @@camrs125 Its also part of traditional Welsh attire so don't be so ignorant. Remember the Welsh are the indigenous Brits. The English are a mix of indigenous and invaders.

  • @Lincolnshirefromtheair
    @Lincolnshirefromtheair 3 місяці тому +12

    soppy little taffy, I thought he was going to cry when the drone went up 😂

  • @Bubblesbubble-m7p
    @Bubblesbubble-m7p 3 місяці тому +28

    Your love for your Zoom camera is inspiring

  • @bobikdylan
    @bobikdylan 3 місяці тому +23

    Apparently, in Wales you can't be a photographer and a roofer.

    • @Smeeagain75
      @Smeeagain75 3 місяці тому +3

      You can if you've got a photographer card and a roofer card.
      It's the card that counts, apparently if you have a job you must have a card.

    • @blackjockofmangertonpele
      @blackjockofmangertonpele 3 місяці тому

      That Mark Drakeford has got a lot to answer for.

    • @wintron
      @wintron 3 місяці тому

      ⁠@@Smeeagain75And if you can see it with your eyes then you must have a card for that otherwise make sure you avert your eyes the whole time.
      Edited my bad spelling.

  • @paulbromley6687
    @paulbromley6687 3 місяці тому +15

    I’m getting a bit annoyed now when these creepy people think they own the sky and don’t seem to think to check what the law is.

  • @eb4661
    @eb4661 3 місяці тому +43

    Something about you clearly attracts people believing their feelings are facts, straight out their hives like busybodies in need to control everyone else. Unbelievable, but truly funny!

    • @jdubbleu1011
      @jdubbleu1011 3 місяці тому +11

      Agree. He has a knack of winding people up in the most natural of ways. It’s how he talks in a non super confident voice (raising his pitch) that make people feel like they can walk all over him.
      And how he keeps repeating himself oblivious to what’s being said. Haha😂

    • @DaedalusYoung
      @DaedalusYoung 3 місяці тому +4

      Because he acts like he has a vulnerability, and these types of people love to exploit people's vulnerabilities. They think they have an advantage, so they spew as much nonsense as they can come up with, hoping something will stick.

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 2 місяці тому +1

      I film in public.
      In Australia.
      People believe they're own BS everywhere

  • @annclark7015
    @annclark7015 3 місяці тому +35

    Brilliant Audit young man. I’m going to hell for laughing 😂

  • @Rapid_GT
    @Rapid_GT 3 місяці тому +12

    "Look at that... that Seagull could have a camera" 😂

  • @tirokopita
    @tirokopita 3 місяці тому +9

    'I've got plenty of fingers' Yes, but they're webbed.

  • @FishTillYouDrop
    @FishTillYouDrop 3 місяці тому +13

    That security guard was totally bemused. 😂😂😂

    • @davyjones1511
      @davyjones1511 3 місяці тому +1

      That security guard was totally clueless.

  • @rolandmasters105
    @rolandmasters105 3 місяці тому +33

    Comedy Gold excellent double act

  • @ElBodgeo
    @ElBodgeo 3 місяці тому +6

    ‘See that seagull, he could have a camera..’ 😂😂 absolutely brilliant!!

  • @verybighomer
    @verybighomer 3 місяці тому +8

    The manager guy is probably getting a black eye in a pub fight every other weekend because someone looked at him the wrong way.

  • @paullord3549
    @paullord3549 3 місяці тому +11

    How do you keep a straight face every time you say "I`ve got a zoom camera" You have me in stitches 🤣🤣

  • @SergeiFedorov77
    @SergeiFedorov77 3 місяці тому +18

    Mr Entitled McFatty thinks "not listening" means when someone doesn't do what he says and he makes the grave error of thinking that he can tell people what to do, a mistake that could become costly when trying to bully the wrong person.

  • @ashwayn
    @ashwayn 3 місяці тому +54

    Hilarious the way you play them like a fish on a hook,

  • @timsaint835
    @timsaint835 3 місяці тому +9

    Despite his insistance that he didn’t want to be educated, I think he was educated!

  • @Inmate533
    @Inmate533 3 місяці тому +30

    I swear mate, you’re like a magnet for the most ignorant people on industrial estates. 😂. Keep up the good work! 👍🏻
    Now DJ Audits will show up here next week and no one will even come out. 😂

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +1

      Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

  • @RC-cs3me
    @RC-cs3me 3 місяці тому +84

    "there's stuff going on here that shouldn't be filmed..." 🤔

    • @Del213
      @Del213 3 місяці тому

      Ritualistic bummings?

  • @paullawrence8572
    @paullawrence8572 3 місяці тому +23

    I've got to go and have a lie down now after this one security didn't even know he was standing there! ( Goodness gracious me) Ginger! The seagull might have a camera F..k me I'm losing it!🤪 Got to be the funniest Auditor out there!😂😂

    • @dee9917
      @dee9917 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +1

      Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

  • @tbasty
    @tbasty 3 місяці тому +4

    KLA worried about security but meanwhile they have someone in fancy dress as an exploding black umbrella on the front desk acting as security.

  • @sojourn6697
    @sojourn6697 3 місяці тому +7

    Lol “I’m not going up, I staying here…” . So funny.

  • @merighthereyep
    @merighthereyep 3 місяці тому +19

    I don't want education, save your breath I'm not interested 😂 sums it up

    • @blackjockofmangertonpele
      @blackjockofmangertonpele 3 місяці тому

      What was it the Manic Street Preachers said: Libraries gave us power. That fella prefers total ignorance. What a sad bumbling twerp.

  • @zyllinui
    @zyllinui 3 місяці тому +26

    I find you hilarious Pure Audits, thanks for the 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +2

      Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

  • @patrickdaly2121
    @patrickdaly2121 3 місяці тому +11

    When a liar says you can’t do it, why do they expect you to believe them?

  • @swineusswineus8241
    @swineusswineus8241 3 місяці тому +15

    Best line: "I'm not coming in your private area."

  • @beds139
    @beds139 3 місяці тому +15

    Taffy expertly triggered & made to look a total fool.😅😅

  • @buddysinsight9834
    @buddysinsight9834 3 місяці тому +16

    I am really enjoying your videos mate you are a breath of fresh air with this auditing. 👍

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +1

      Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

  • @Sylvia-Storm
    @Sylvia-Storm 3 місяці тому +9

    “ it’s all right I won’t charge you”. “ 😂

  • @robtrout5433
    @robtrout5433 3 місяці тому +28

    That fella in black is full of gas

  • @sharonlewis1909
    @sharonlewis1909 3 місяці тому +12

    😂😂😂 seagull could have a camera 😂 I can't unsee that now a seagull with a go pro lol 😂😂brilliant you stood your ground xx❤

  • @DaveThompsonfairlife4all
    @DaveThompsonfairlife4all 3 місяці тому +10

    Two LOL moments:
    "You're a roofer as well as a photographer now is it?"
    "I'll let them know you sent me".

    • @mayshusalmighty7858
      @mayshusalmighty7858 2 місяці тому

      How is it possible to be two things at the same time...??? This is madness...!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dporter1965
    @dporter1965 3 місяці тому +27

    Ah, the old, "Because I said," law! 🤣

  • @TomSmoth-si1du
    @TomSmoth-si1du 3 місяці тому +7

    GOOD TO SEE THE LOCAL BRITISH WORKING ON SECURITY 😩

  • @kevintravis5123
    @kevintravis5123 3 місяці тому +13

    how the fuck is she a security worker, o m g

  • @sambishop9567
    @sambishop9567 3 місяці тому +47

    Boss: we need someone to work the security gate and greet people who come to our site.
    DEI manager: i know , get that cleaner who can’t speak English and doesn’t understand the law.
    Boss: she’s perfect!

  • @darrenporter1850
    @darrenporter1850 3 місяці тому +6

    In Canada you need an English test to get Citizenship. In England they hire people who cannot speak English to talk to the public it seems.

  • @kirpalbains2035
    @kirpalbains2035 3 місяці тому +21

    Send in DJ Audits to go at that location

  • @PaddyDoc
    @PaddyDoc 3 місяці тому +9

    Well done you for standing your ground fella ✊

  • @TheJohnnyboy21
    @TheJohnnyboy21 3 місяці тому +9

    He was worried as the sheep in the back were wearing lipstick

    • @stac1941
      @stac1941 3 місяці тому

      As a Welsh person I find this hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheJohnnyboy21
      @TheJohnnyboy21 3 місяці тому +1

      No offence to the welch people just thought was different from the normal comments LUV to all

  • @MsJimbo1960
    @MsJimbo1960 3 місяці тому +4

    I love the way they always bite.

  • @WizzdummHeadley
    @WizzdummHeadley 3 місяці тому +2

    SILENCE IS GOLDEN, when it comes to this kind of thing.

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 3 місяці тому +8

    Congratulations on 10.000+ subscribers PA, I t knew it would happen and there are many more to come.
    😂😂More gentle lethalness, bringing out the beardie fascism just beneath the Newport surface - I presume (and hope!) that this is from your visit a few weeks ago and that (for GOD's sake) you haven't gone back and never will!
    Brilliant as always and lovely footage, thank you again.
    PS May I just say PA that some Welsh people aren't, we hope, as gormless as him and Professor Blueshirt - the moment when he went bonkers and stood over the drone and said it would be your legal responsibility if it hit him was comedy gold 🙃

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +1

      Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

  • @nobodyanderson4353
    @nobodyanderson4353 3 місяці тому +6

    Deep breath. Look at the security. Holey baby Jeebus.
    Sia badges are a joke.

  • @GTMAN385
    @GTMAN385 3 місяці тому +8

    "Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and act a idiot then to open it and remove all doubt".....KlA management......😂😂

  • @captaincolumbus5946
    @captaincolumbus5946 2 місяці тому +1

    Security is as affective as my budgerigar sitting in the cage can't speak. Peace and love everyone 💕 Peace and love. 🇹🇹🚣‍♂️🇯🇴 Rick

  • @retroclickmedia4422
    @retroclickmedia4422 3 місяці тому +4

    Love it, you catch them every time - them thinking that they are so much more clever than you

  • @trendingsoftware
    @trendingsoftware 3 місяці тому +4

    "I'm a manager" so people have to do what I tell them, even outside our company premises.
    Embarrassing for KLA.
    What a rediculous company

  • @cookiemonster2299
    @cookiemonster2299 3 місяці тому +8

    He delayed your launch to give them time to hide the gimped up sheep away 🤣😂🤣❤️🇬🇧

  • @LorrieLogan
    @LorrieLogan 3 місяці тому +5

    Pure Audits is a photographer, a roofer and a “ lovely guy “.

    • @dsds3968
      @dsds3968 3 місяці тому +1

      Regarding being a photographer and roofer "I can be both."

    • @LorrieLogan
      @LorrieLogan 3 місяці тому +1

      @@dsds3968 and a humorist 🤸‍♂

  • @cobwebsandcatnip
    @cobwebsandcatnip 3 місяці тому +4

    Always a joy and entertaining PA, glad to see you at over 10k followers now, well deserved

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +2

      Thanks for this - and thanks for your support 👍 PA

  • @nogelserv
    @nogelserv Місяць тому +1

    "I like it...look...a walkway...it's interesting" - he has quite a talent in being both irritating but amusing at the same time. Almost a cross between a Train spotter and a debating society.

  • @DrJohnners
    @DrJohnners 3 місяці тому +7

    Oh leave him alone, he's got his zoooom camera and he's come a long way on his bike!

    • @MartinHiggins1972
      @MartinHiggins1972 2 місяці тому

      Exactly. But sadly those facts seem to mean nothing to these people.

  • @itsjustaname777
    @itsjustaname777 3 місяці тому +2

    lmao perfect example of DEI security "guard" she's just walking around muttering at the end LOL

  • @slochran2
    @slochran2 3 місяці тому +28

    The ones who say its illegal are the same who tell their children to eat their veg and go to bed on time because its illegal if they dont.

    • @jamesf8864
      @jamesf8864 3 місяці тому +1

      I left a sprout behind on my plate at our family Christmas dinner in 2004. Only just got out of the clink last week. Learnt my lesson.

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 2 місяці тому

      And the ice cream van only plays his jingles when he's sold all his ice-cream.😊

  • @patrickdaly2121
    @patrickdaly2121 3 місяці тому +7

    Why does that fool think it’s okay for him to take a picture of his family on the beach? Does he get permission first. When he catches people in the background does he go around asking their permission? Do he use a dash cam?

  • @SueIllidge-io8jg
    @SueIllidge-io8jg 3 місяці тому +3

    That music alone makes me giggle everytime he puts the drone up! Love it! This one in particular had me laughing very loud.....something I very rarely do 😂🤣

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +1

      Thanks for this - and thanks for your support 👍 PA

    • @SueIllidge-io8jg
      @SueIllidge-io8jg 3 місяці тому

      @@PureAudits You're very welcome PA, keep up the good work, Your sense of humour always makes me smile ♥

  • @nigelleyland166
    @nigelleyland166 3 місяці тому +10

    26mins to get the drone up for a sub two minute flight! I'd not be surprised if you were an angler the way you fish them in and build content. LOL