DAZ WATCHES TERRIBLE PAGEANT MOTHER

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  • @jennifervan75
    @jennifervan75 4 роки тому +7579

    She literally had the kids ONLY for the pageants.
    She's an awfull parent,some people just shouldn't have children.
    I hope the kids will be ok.

  • @virtualsanity2096
    @virtualsanity2096 4 роки тому +5162

    When a mum openly says “I’m disappointed that he was a boy” on the internet, she must know that lad is gonna grow up to see this in the future... the teenage years are gonna be hell for this woman!

    • @caseysheaves1323
      @caseysheaves1323 4 роки тому +197

      And yet we still have ass-stains on the internet saying that cruelty and discrimination against men & boys doesn't exist... fucking bullshit. I sure hope he gives her hell when he grows up.

    • @emmaleeannmehmet7257
      @emmaleeannmehmet7257 4 роки тому +107

      I agree i mean i have a son ive all ways wanted a boy and a girl but dont see my self haveing more kids due to problems but if i dont im still over joyed i even got to have one let alone to boy or not she should just love her kids no matter there gender!

    • @taylorlopes5925
      @taylorlopes5925 4 роки тому +99

      She deserves her son being a bad teenager and tbh it’s not his fault

    • @inhle1688
      @inhle1688 4 роки тому +46

      VirtualSanity20 genuinely disgusting, i’m adopting to save kids put in bad situations like these :(

    • @winterwolves5272
      @winterwolves5272 4 роки тому +55

      And when she said the only reason she had kids was for pageants is just disgusting. She honestly doesnt deserve to have more or kids at all (sorry if that sounded mean).

  • @AnnaBee03
    @AnnaBee03 3 роки тому +1516

    I feel bad for Bob... I've never heard a kid named Bob.

    • @itsbrittney_____
      @itsbrittney_____ 2 роки тому +86

      I’m saying like who looks at their newborn baby is like “oh yea, let’s name him bob” like whattt

    • @Bunny_138
      @Bunny_138 2 роки тому +105

      I have the feeling she names him something simple, random, and kinda bad simply because like she said, she didn't want him originally and was disappointed with having a boy.

    • @nananom_
      @nananom_ 2 роки тому +29

      @@Bunny_138 maybe she didn’t have a name picked for that reason so it was off too her head

    • @dancinkayley
      @dancinkayley 2 роки тому +35

      Maybe his name is actually Robert but the kid legitimately prefers Bob? Or maybe I'm just employing some wishful thinking here.

    • @frozenuruguayball6436
      @frozenuruguayball6436 2 роки тому +17

      Bob is more of like a cartoon name tbh

  • @rorybear3332
    @rorybear3332 3 роки тому +932

    My first thought on the rat tail was he wanted to be a Jedi master 😂

  • @Mikachu1994
    @Mikachu1994 4 роки тому +4919

    "I actually had the children so we could do pageants."
    Hello, CPS? This woman right here. Please save her children.
    And poor Bob literally has a Padawan braid wtf

    • @lou2288
      @lou2288 4 роки тому +47

      Yes pls, come pick this bish up

    • @sydniecouch9724
      @sydniecouch9724 4 роки тому +120

      🤣 the padawan braid got me I was wheezing🤣

    • @Doopyboopyidk
      @Doopyboopyidk 4 роки тому +166

      The real reasons Anakin turned to the dark side- pageants

    • @sydniecouch9724
      @sydniecouch9724 4 роки тому +22

      imPASTA brooo this is great 🤣

    • @gigaslayer1058
      @gigaslayer1058 4 роки тому +40

      No wonder why he end up killing the younglings

  • @jadey7690
    @jadey7690 4 роки тому +2910

    Imagine the kids when they grow up and actually see this and how their mother thought of them

  • @ezzalongford9097
    @ezzalongford9097 3 роки тому +188

    this reminded me of a creepypasta called the "bloody painter", where a boy was born instead of a girl and the mother raised him abusively as a girl, calling him Helen. I think the story went that he grew up to kill his mother and go to a mental home where he then ended up murdering some of the guards to escape... just saying, that boy looks content but wait till he grows up

    • @hqzelmorgenstern
      @hqzelmorgenstern 2 роки тому +13

      Sounds kind of like sleepaway camp

    • @Jojosgirl342
      @Jojosgirl342 Рік тому +8

      I heard of him I’m a creepypasta fan!

    • @RandomFunLex
      @RandomFunLex Рік тому +5

      I enjoy the story of Bloody Painter!

    • @savi4580
      @savi4580 Рік тому +3

      We do love Helen tho.
      He's a great creepypasta

  • @IsolationDonkeys
    @IsolationDonkeys 3 роки тому +1212

    Daz: "I don't get why they're so obsessed with getting trophies"
    Me: They're American.

    • @mackenzie44
      @mackenzie44 2 роки тому +21

      Meh, more like they have stupid mindsets (then again I do not agree with US pageants because they are 🤮)

    • @dylancouture4923
      @dylancouture4923 2 роки тому +15

      @@mackenzie44 i agree with that I think it should be ban or something

    • @melissakimbrell447
      @melissakimbrell447 2 роки тому +38

      Theory: all the pageant moms are actually gremlins in disguise trying to use unsuspecting children to get shiny stuff for their collections

    • @connorniemiec8785
      @connorniemiec8785 2 роки тому +30

      You do know most Americans, including me, don’t agree with this right

    • @IsolationDonkeys
      @IsolationDonkeys 2 роки тому +16

      @@connorniemiec8785 Yeah, it's a joke...

  • @abobo_dasme5451
    @abobo_dasme5451 4 роки тому +1916

    "When mom puts something on you, she mostly hurts you."
    Jesus even the child is aware of how crazy her mom is...
    Take👏the👏mom👏away👏 from 👏her👏 children 👏

    • @Lily-kk2tu
      @Lily-kk2tu 4 роки тому +24

      I👏agree👏

    • @kpopunofficialchannel7397
      @kpopunofficialchannel7397 4 роки тому +14

      Amen👏
      Lol 😆

    • @Lily-kk2tu
      @Lily-kk2tu 4 роки тому +9

      @@kpopunofficialchannel7397 amen👏

    • @Grace-xn5pj
      @Grace-xn5pj 4 роки тому +23

      Remember👏Me👏When👏This👏Blows👏Up👏
      (38 minutes=122 likes)

    • @Lily-kk2tu
      @Lily-kk2tu 4 роки тому +4

      @@Grace-xn5pj o👏k👏

  • @astridguillen4800
    @astridguillen4800 3 роки тому +3745

    “She really lit up the stage” Daz: “she stood still” that sent me😭😭

  • @atas2561
    @atas2561 3 роки тому +150

    7:07 That Daz, is a pixie stick. A stick of powdered candy.

    • @janusnightshade9848
      @janusnightshade9848 2 роки тому +10

      Ngl, pixie sticks are basically sugar.

    • @RHBR01
      @RHBR01 2 роки тому +4

      A big 'un, at that.

    • @clairebwest1
      @clairebwest1 Рік тому

      Wtf is a pixie stick

    • @adriameadvin6466
      @adriameadvin6466 Рік тому +4

      @@clairebwest1 pixie sticks are quite literally sticks full of sugar that you basically drink

    • @adriameadvin6466
      @adriameadvin6466 Рік тому +1

      @@clairebwest1 pixie sticks are quite literally sticks full of sugar that you basically drink

  • @Bumpduh
    @Bumpduh Рік тому +46

    9:56 WHEN HE WHEEZED OUT “Shut up” I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @tsundokuowo7133
    @tsundokuowo7133 3 роки тому +2226

    “I only had the children for the pageants”
    say bye bye to the pageants and the money when they grow up and are fed up of being manipulated by you

    • @tortilla.co605
      @tortilla.co605 3 роки тому +24

      Does anybody remember in one of gases can’t remember which one it was but in one of his pageant videos he said her plans for the future are you sharpen the nearest kitchen knife and stab her mother in the throat I lost it like I’ve lost it I got a reaction video of dad’s and a lot of people hated me but I might’ve Peed my pants a lot of people did not agree with me on that but anyway in the transmission SOS

    • @kolioko
      @kolioko 2 роки тому +14

      @@tortilla.co605 did you have a stroke dude?

    • @sun1178
      @sun1178 2 роки тому +11

      @@tortilla.co605 you okay, mate?

    • @MrBearAsian
      @MrBearAsian 2 роки тому +7

      @@tortilla.co605 i hope your okay mentally

    • @circusclown1503
      @circusclown1503 2 роки тому +8

      @@tortilla.co605 r/ihadastroke

  • @admech590
    @admech590 4 роки тому +3610

    "I actually had the children so that I could put them in pageants." mother of the year ladies and gentlemen

    • @icebear9209
      @icebear9209 4 роки тому +9

      Mr mushroom Yasss!

    • @icebear9209
      @icebear9209 4 роки тому +5

      😂

    • @ravioli726
      @ravioli726 4 роки тому +24

      Mother-OMG a trophy!? For what 😁😁
      Me-for being the worlds WORST mothers!
      Mother- OMG YESS I AGREEE ON THAT SO MUCH THESE PAGENT MUMS ARE SO BAD!! 😩😩
      me-this trophy was for you... You were the worst pagent mum of all...

    • @brogiebearbenxx9210
      @brogiebearbenxx9210 4 роки тому +32

      Mr mushroom just think when the kid is older they will see what she said and probably hate her it’s so sad poor kid😢

    • @georgeacklin514
      @georgeacklin514 4 роки тому +5

      I know this haz nothin to do with this but qurintine flippen is the worst:( :/

  • @eye_heartm0ms
    @eye_heartm0ms 3 роки тому +68

    "I had children so they could do pagents" tf noo what kind of mom are youuuuuu

  • @McBadassish
    @McBadassish Рік тому +43

    "I actually had the children so we can do the pageants..." has the same energy as "Your parents had you for the tax benefits."

  • @MegaLpso
    @MegaLpso 3 роки тому +3264

    "I actually had the children so we could do pageants"
    This hit me so hard, that my eyes went wide and my mouth opened in shock. This mom is the stereotype of all Pageant mothers. She is only doing it for the money, they get nothing, the parents spend money on bills, and everything else they want. These children, are just dolls for her to dress up and put in contests.

    • @aishasaif7128
      @aishasaif7128 3 роки тому +65

      your typical narcissistic parent

    • @kierstyn8840
      @kierstyn8840 3 роки тому +27

      So 👁👄👁
      I am sorry I had to do it

    • @chilly_chesnut9400
      @chilly_chesnut9400 3 роки тому +18

      But yeh like what is merry glitz mas and btw this broke my heart and my lips quivered my eyes opened wide in terror 😂😂

    • @singingwolf8997
      @singingwolf8997 3 роки тому +35

      The worst part is, even if they win the highest title, they make chump change in comparison to how much the prep work costs. I mean, the Ultimate Grand Queen of Whateverthefuck title gets what, like a couple grand? That might cover the cost of the dress, since they usually buy new ones for each pageant. They're still paying hundreds, if not thousands, for the wigs, makeup, stylists, flippers (fake teeth), usually a second outfit for talent, shoes, any jewelry, spray tan, entry fees, and travel expenses. And that's not even counting if they hire a coach for dance routines or anything.
      So they're not even doing it for the money most of the time. They're doing it solely so they can flaunt their kids and say "See, I'm better than you because my daughter won a ton of trophies she's can't lift and crowns she can't wear because they make them adult sized even though it's for a kid's pageant".

    • @_gojira_exotics_3499
      @_gojira_exotics_3499 3 роки тому +19

      So fucked up. If my parents were to force me into this I'd run away

  • @beckysg3219
    @beckysg3219 4 роки тому +3600

    “I don’t care if a murderer is chasing me, I ain’t running.” Big mood

    • @Grace-ps8yp
      @Grace-ps8yp 3 роки тому +18

      Very big mood tehehe

    • @sillywombat
      @sillywombat 3 роки тому +11

      Agreed

    • @aimee6619
      @aimee6619 3 роки тому +10

      This is too much of a mood 👁👄👁

    • @gh0stly122
      @gh0stly122 3 роки тому +5

      That’s my mood 😂

    • @sinamoon_
      @sinamoon_ 3 роки тому +11

      Amen, my dude. Right there with ya. Worse comes to worse imma body slam em flat.

  • @minx2174
    @minx2174 2 роки тому +60

    “Courtney is dressed like a pine cone”
    *im sorry but that made me wheeze* 💀

  • @horsegaming5564
    @horsegaming5564 3 роки тому +43

    That my dear Daz, being fed in a tube to the girl, was a mega size stick called a Pixie Stick. Those are filled with sugar that is the kids version of crack. That kid just got a mega shot of candy. 🤣

  • @kokichioma3000
    @kokichioma3000 3 роки тому +4821

    Imagine how hurt Bob is gonna be when he’s older, sees this, and realizes that he was unwanted

    • @veronicasexton8190
      @veronicasexton8190 3 роки тому +110

      coming in 3 months later to say he probably already does

    • @dmf19
      @dmf19 3 роки тому +44

      Gundham?! Never expected to see you watching pageants!

    • @kokichioma3000
      @kokichioma3000 3 роки тому +51

      @@dmf19 of course I would be here to see such foolishness from a mortal

    • @samg8120
      @samg8120 3 роки тому +12

      There you are Gundham

    • @kokichioma3000
      @kokichioma3000 3 роки тому +10

      @@samg8120 hello there Sonia

  • @noukieee_6072
    @noukieee_6072 4 роки тому +811

    Mom: "She won like 75 to 100 times."
    Daz: "I haven`t set so many steps in my life."
    #content

    • @wehavetosurviveanotherday8584
      @wehavetosurviveanotherday8584 4 роки тому +23

      Ok, yes, A+ content
      But seriously, do the maths and that's like, at least 20 pageants a year if they started when she came out of the womb

  • @ellekunkel3355
    @ellekunkel3355 3 роки тому +53

    bob just has a padawan braid from starwars, give him a break lol

  • @statusdisarray9598
    @statusdisarray9598 3 роки тому +79

    “Courtney looks like a pine cone” took me out laughing

  • @jishoumushoku5094
    @jishoumushoku5094 4 роки тому +2511

    The fact that these people admit things like “I was disappointed he was boy” on camera astounds me.

    • @jalayneflores6764
      @jalayneflores6764 4 роки тому +5

      Theres nothing wrong with having a preference... I dont want a girl but if I have one oh well.

    • @jishoumushoku5094
      @jishoumushoku5094 4 роки тому +82

      Jalayne Flores I’m not saying that she can’t have a preference but if the kid grows up and sees this, how will he feel? How can she openly admit such a terrible thing on camera for other people and potentially the kid to see?

    • @amenabushra6541
      @amenabushra6541 4 роки тому +21

      I mean I understand that growing up with a girl is exciting but that was plain rude😒

    • @star-vs8qn
      @star-vs8qn 4 роки тому +48

      AND THAT SHE ADMITTED SHE HAD THE BOTH OF THEM SO SHE COULD DO THE PAGEANTS?!!!

    • @amenabushra6541
      @amenabushra6541 4 роки тому +24

      @@star-vs8qn she's disgusting

  • @withoutyouinfinity4085
    @withoutyouinfinity4085 4 роки тому +5521

    Honestly, I was kinda proud of the girl when she hit her mother...

    • @softivory6962
      @softivory6962 4 роки тому +61

      Withoutyou Infinity off topic but your profile picture and usernames are adorable

    • @user-fb2ly4ol8x
      @user-fb2ly4ol8x 4 роки тому +29

      I agree

    • @lindasinclair2725
      @lindasinclair2725 4 роки тому +48

      same but the fact that it was in the boob HAHAHA

    • @H3rm0sa
      @H3rm0sa 4 роки тому +11

      Withoutyou Infinity agreed

    • @serenamearon7987
      @serenamearon7987 4 роки тому +9

      I WAS TO

  • @angryskitboy7776
    @angryskitboy7776 3 роки тому +23

    8:01 that smile though😂

  • @mummylisielou78
    @mummylisielou78 2 роки тому +27

    child: *gurgling noise*
    daz: 'apparently her father's chewbacca' 🤣

  • @artsyandria7992
    @artsyandria7992 4 роки тому +2552

    At least one thing in the world isn’t changing:
    Daz’s low disk space

    • @epiphanie7238
      @epiphanie7238 4 роки тому +18

      It will never get old

    • @Grace-xn5pj
      @Grace-xn5pj 4 роки тому +4

      Artsy Andria yayyyyyyyyy

    • @foldedsoup2754
      @foldedsoup2754 4 роки тому +5

      I felt dat

    • @virtualsanity2096
      @virtualsanity2096 4 роки тому +11

      I think a video without the low disk space would just make us all feel like somethings missing from daz’s video

    • @stevo2391
      @stevo2391 4 роки тому +4

      I would laugh if when daz is playing a game and he is super focused then that happens or at the same time of a jumpscare

  • @helpiaccidentallybuiltadec6360
    @helpiaccidentallybuiltadec6360 4 роки тому +599

    It sounds like the mom didn't even try to name her son she was just like: "Aw crap a boy, I'll just name him uh Bob or something."

    • @enhhance
      @enhhance 4 роки тому +8

      Ikr 😂😂😂

    • @definitelynotamanda
      @definitelynotamanda 4 роки тому +5

      That what i was thinking too😂

    • @saskiadenboer3239
      @saskiadenboer3239 4 роки тому +4

      Birdbox be like

    • @amenabushra6541
      @amenabushra6541 4 роки тому +6

      That's sad cuz I have a friend whose father literally told her he wanted a boy and not her

    • @tsuumee4545
      @tsuumee4545 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah. It sounds like she used the first masculine name that came into her head.

  • @bryn1906
    @bryn1906 2 роки тому +24

    They’re so little. This breaks my fucking heart.

  • @erynraes2342
    @erynraes2342 2 роки тому +9

    9:41 got me😭

  • @-iirosie_yt8693
    @-iirosie_yt8693 4 роки тому +1805

    "She's repunzled him"
    I'm dying 😂
    "Courtney is dressed like a pinecone"
    I'm dead 😂😂😂

    • @bear4116
      @bear4116 3 роки тому +1

      I’m so sorry for saying this, but it’s “dying” 😂

    • @bear4116
      @bear4116 3 роки тому

      iiRosie_ YT I’m sorryyyy I just have a pet peeve 🥺

    • @lunalovedraw3783
      @lunalovedraw3783 3 роки тому +1

      iiRosie_ YT *dying (I’m sorry)

    • @lunalovedraw3783
      @lunalovedraw3783 3 роки тому +1

      iiRosie_ YT OH SORRY 😭

    • @lunalovedraw3783
      @lunalovedraw3783 3 роки тому +1

      I subscribed cuz now I feel bad..

  • @LyricaSilvan
    @LyricaSilvan 4 роки тому +1245

    “I only had kids so we could do pageants.”
    ...I have honestly never had such an intense urge to strangle someone in all my life. All these people in the world who would die to have a child to love and care for and THIS s***heel gets two of them? Damn.

    • @nothingspecialstudios4809
      @nothingspecialstudios4809 4 роки тому +15

      Oh my god same

    • @xxmaisieellaxx2934
      @xxmaisieellaxx2934 4 роки тому +11

      I got so mad

    • @thatonecomfortfriend2008
      @thatonecomfortfriend2008 4 роки тому +11

      I agree, I got so agrivated! They aren’t really caring for them properly.

    • @mechazoic
      @mechazoic 4 роки тому +8

      I know. It’s like the people who only get dogs to enter them in shows but... about a thousand times worse.
      My heart goes out to those poor kids.

    • @veraaloe4208
      @veraaloe4208 4 роки тому +4

      Welcome to my life except my mother uses me in any way to get money for herself to splurge on.

  • @rosegrimes7280
    @rosegrimes7280 2 роки тому +8

    “At this time I need my little boy division up on the stage” daz: and into the back of my van, is what made me die

  • @Hazelshine34986
    @Hazelshine34986 Рік тому +13

    “The only pageant you’d win, is the @ss-hole awards!”
    Got me cracking up while my parents watch a horror movie…

  • @amxthyst4665
    @amxthyst4665 4 роки тому +532

    This woman ticked me off when she said “I had kids to do pageants”

    • @quack3705
      @quack3705 4 роки тому +12

      Well who wouldn't? I almost scream in anger when she said that😠

    • @justaloafofbread987
      @justaloafofbread987 4 роки тому +9

      Facts

    • @lillyidk1358
      @lillyidk1358 4 роки тому +9

      same !!

    • @carlaruiz7398
      @carlaruiz7398 4 роки тому +2

      Jocelyn Lowe SAMEEEE

    • @biscuit6422
      @biscuit6422 4 роки тому +3

      I don't even like children that much but the "mother" pisses me off.

  • @Madame_Madness
    @Madame_Madness 4 роки тому +634

    *Murderer breaks into Daz's house*
    Daz: *speed walks way*

    • @Grace-xn5pj
      @Grace-xn5pj 4 роки тому +6

      Madame Madness *someone pulls out knife (or gun idk)*
      Daz: *goes under counter*
      (Btw it’s reference to his past video)

    • @molten_nate1221
      @molten_nate1221 4 роки тому +1

      @@Grace-xn5pj I watched that 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @molten_nate1221
      @molten_nate1221 4 роки тому

      XDDDDDD

    • @clairegwin8760
      @clairegwin8760 4 роки тому

      Madame Madness, they ask for his headphones, and then dad jumps at them like a Giant Panda protecting its child and sits on top of them until he or someone else calls the police. Daz👏🏻saves👏🏻the👏🏻day👏🏻at👏🏻his👏🏻own👏🏻home. Hooray daz, he did it, he did it, he’s a hero.

    • @Mud_Pies
      @Mud_Pies 4 роки тому +2

      I'm gay, so I can just walk "normally" if someone breaks into my house XD

  • @King_Explosion_Murder
    @King_Explosion_Murder Рік тому +13

    2:40 She pulled an Endeavor

  • @RHBR01
    @RHBR01 2 роки тому +9

    3:36 if you watch the show, you'll eventually start to detect a theme with many (not all, but many) of these parents: They really, *really* enjoy having strangers decide that their child is the prettiest of the lot. It's less about the fact that their child is good at walking up and down a stage and more about getting validation that *their* child is the most beautiful and special out of all the others, because it's a real boost to the parent's ego. The more trophies, the more of that validation they receive.
    I get that every parent thinks their child(ren) are the most beautiful creatures in the world, but that becomes less touching and more disturbing when they start pathologically demanding that everyone else agrees.

  • @Punkinfluence_666
    @Punkinfluence_666 4 роки тому +539

    Lady: we actually had the children to do the padgents
    Daz: *has mini heart attack of offense*

    • @melissa133012
      @melissa133012 4 роки тому +6

      I DID TOO

    • @molten_nate1221
      @molten_nate1221 4 роки тому +8

      Same these people are cruel

    • @cum8015
      @cum8015 4 роки тому +4

      Who didnt

    • @LadyLenaki
      @LadyLenaki 4 роки тому +6

      I haven't heard a more wrong reason to have a child said by anyone. It's so disturbing.

  • @ryanpaton9225
    @ryanpaton9225 4 роки тому +457

    The son is going to grow up hating his "mother."

    • @zach4936
      @zach4936 4 роки тому +6

      Gonna grow up a forced transgender

    • @kingcrimsonrequiem2959
      @kingcrimsonrequiem2959 4 роки тому +2

      All pageant mothers should be purged

    • @minimilkiway
      @minimilkiway 4 роки тому +1

      The sad thing is that these kids are gonna be manipulated and traumatised. They don't even understand that their own mother is mistreating them.

  • @jso.irregular
    @jso.irregular 3 роки тому +19

    Ima just be in the audience saying "do a flip"

  • @Ilovespedupaudios
    @Ilovespedupaudios 11 місяців тому +2

    You are so amazingly blessed with humor daz, amazing Humore. I Can’t even explain how much u make my day so much better! I want you to know that we all all and appreciate you so much daz💗 we all love you and don’t forget that me and my cousin are huge fans! (I try my best to skip past your ‘adult’ jokes lol, 💗)

  • @aniyaanderson3676
    @aniyaanderson3676 4 роки тому +628

    My question is Who grows up says “I wanna judge little girls pageants”

    • @brooklyntsang4467
      @brooklyntsang4467 4 роки тому +10

      GerardAtTheUrie Carrying On Ik how do u pick from all these dramatic screaming children that were set on the wrong course from the beginning what a nightmare. Also how mean is judging children like wtf child pageants need to be stopped

    • @breejames6323
      @breejames6323 4 роки тому +11

      GerardAtTheUrie Carrying On my question is who names their kid nowadays “bob” ?!!

    • @aniyaanderson3676
      @aniyaanderson3676 4 роки тому +16

      Bree James it’s like the mom was like “it’s gonna be a girl” then was like “oh shit it’s a boy..I didn’t think this far oh well hi bob”

    • @benbarneswhore3367
      @benbarneswhore3367 4 роки тому +8

      lots of them are guys i’m just gonna leave it at that 💀💀💀

    • @breejames6323
      @breejames6323 4 роки тому +1

      GerardAtTheUrie Carrying On
      Ikr 😂

  • @lailashpigs871
    @lailashpigs871 3 роки тому +3418

    GUYS!!!! I'm Laila, the girl in the red dress! I saw this and CRIED I love daz and this made me so happy hahaha

  • @lilliegreenleaf7709
    @lilliegreenleaf7709 3 роки тому +18

    Long story short, Bob grew up to be Nagisa from Assassination Classroom, and the other girl either got bullied or was the bully.

  • @chayse136
    @chayse136 3 роки тому +20

    Sees kid with a rats tail then looks at headphones cord 😂😂😂

  • @shastamckinsey9153
    @shastamckinsey9153 4 роки тому +882

    It’s creepy how he says “MY little girl division” and not THE little girl division

    • @Bl4ckD0g
      @Bl4ckD0g 4 роки тому +49

      He also said "My Little Boy division" too

    • @viktoria1880
      @viktoria1880 4 роки тому +34

      @@Bl4ckD0g We stan a bi king 😍✋

    • @gvtterslag
      @gvtterslag 4 роки тому +22

      Yeah but only if everyone's over eighteen.*shudders*. Child beauty pageant judges are such weirdos.

    • @unclemurphy3552
      @unclemurphy3552 4 роки тому

      @Name Less 123 I'm a uncle

    • @TJ-js7uf
      @TJ-js7uf 4 роки тому +5

      All child pageant judges are pedos

  • @wdock6327
    @wdock6327 4 роки тому +547

    Daz: What happens when they lose
    Me: They’ll probably just cry for 8 hours
    Daz: THEYLL BE CRIMINALS AND DO DRUGS

  • @CherryBlossomzz222
    @CherryBlossomzz222 2 роки тому +7

    8:37 why does her hair look so big 💀

  • @QuA_cKeR
    @QuA_cKeR Рік тому +7

    Nobody:
    Daz being an absolute god on the internet

  • @ansleykristine6795
    @ansleykristine6795 4 роки тому +5275

    This is how many pageants Daz would win👑
    👇🏻

    • @georgie3431
      @georgie3431 4 роки тому +58

      Why isn't there a million likes
      Why

    • @tomoates5625
      @tomoates5625 4 роки тому +14

      Purple unicorns
      STOP BEGGING FOR LIKES U IDIOT

    • @kittyp566
      @kittyp566 4 роки тому +8

      Yess

    • @maensnaa7618
      @maensnaa7618 4 роки тому +21

      @@sophiewright7142 with that spelling, you probably are one, kid.
      You don't even make any sense.

    • @ansleykristine6795
      @ansleykristine6795 4 роки тому +6

      Sophie Wright English pls

  • @ihavetractor4741
    @ihavetractor4741 4 роки тому +543

    Imagine only giving birth to a human just to make money off their body and face. Disgusting

    • @shtarpzt2802
      @shtarpzt2802 4 роки тому +4

      IHaveTractor people are dying and starving and then there is them

    • @user-gy1is
      @user-gy1is 4 роки тому +5

      Kris jenners been real quiet since u posted this comment 🤭

    • @1llumina
      @1llumina 4 роки тому +1

      fr tho

    • @_gracie_3159
      @_gracie_3159 4 роки тому +1

      Mo Bi Wan Kenobi
      Oop-

    • @davemoore7796
      @davemoore7796 4 роки тому +3

      Every celeb ever

  • @Dwalf-Lettuce2002
    @Dwalf-Lettuce2002 3 роки тому +7

    When he saw the rats tail I just lost it and I rewatched it four times again and again seeing his reaction nearly made me laugh like daz 🤣🤣

  • @davethestormtrooper8242
    @davethestormtrooper8242 3 роки тому +6

    2:22 it's called a Padawan braid from Star Wars... the more you know.

  • @robynoliver5888
    @robynoliver5888 4 роки тому +379

    Nobody:
    A three year old child : glaaargalaargsjsmsj
    Daz: and her dads chewbaca

  • @oakleyj7930
    @oakleyj7930 4 роки тому +311

    “I had the kids so we could do the pageants...” 😯 what the heck IS WrOnG WiTh YOu

  • @autinjones7194
    @autinjones7194 Рік тому +5

    Honestly that one mom in this feels kind of a lot like Sophia lamb from bioshock 2. Love does not exist in her heart whatsoever and she had a child solely to exploit for her own insane passion project . Creepy as hell to be perfectly honest

  • @Yungblud_concert_vids
    @Yungblud_concert_vids Рік тому +5

    'I don't care if a murderer is chasing me, I ain't running!'
    This sums up my life so well lmao

  • @informationtally242
    @informationtally242 4 роки тому +546

    "Lets move on to our little girl division!"
    "Hello I'm Chris Hansen please take a seat"

  • @caraphernalia666
    @caraphernalia666 4 роки тому +912

    This woman is disgusting. She doesn't desrve them two beautiful angels, honestly knocks me sick. Pageant parents get pissed off even if there kid doesn't win one singular trophy, despite them owning several trophies yet I own one ice skating trophy for 1st place (only trophy I own) yet my parents are proud of me. The pageanting community should be shut down

    • @KahunaEdits
      @KahunaEdits 4 роки тому +41

      I agree with you, just having babies because she wanted to win a few worthless trophies that’s really disgusting behavior.

    • @fireflake6877
      @fireflake6877 4 роки тому +11

      or have them for children who have to sign something when there old enough.

    • @Angie......
      @Angie...... 4 роки тому +12

      When I was little me and my mom where watching a pageant episode and one of the girls didn't sing well or forgot the lyrics to the song and her mom just shook her head in disappointment. I looked at my mom and said "that's not right" and my mom said "those are parents who aren't proud in the effort of their child". It really sickened me the mom at the show. I know your kid forgot the lyrics, but be proud that at least she tried.

    • @caraphernalia666
      @caraphernalia666 4 роки тому +4

      @@KahunaEdits agreed. It's absolutely revolting

    • @caraphernalia666
      @caraphernalia666 4 роки тому +5

      @@fireflake6877 agreed! The children should have to sign something if they want to participate

  • @ry1792
    @ry1792 3 роки тому +10

    Daz realizing he made tea but didn’t know where it was was so funny to me for some reason 😂

  • @alexisrushing3091
    @alexisrushing3091 2 роки тому +5

    I actually was forced to go to my little cousins pageants when she was going them and I always watched her cry when she didn’t win and I never understood it at all she’s beautiful just the way she is she doesn’t need someone to make her feel like she isn’t every woman is beautiful in their own way

  • @StormsTheNamexo
    @StormsTheNamexo 4 роки тому +257

    “Little boy division onto my stage”
    “And into the back of my van”
    😂

    • @joescott2179
      @joescott2179 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ibA61jXHnuQ/v-deo.html

    • @inhle1688
      @inhle1688 4 роки тому +1

      Joe Scott no😡

    • @StormsTheNamexo
      @StormsTheNamexo 4 роки тому

      Joe Scott and why do I care?

    • @StormsTheNamexo
      @StormsTheNamexo 4 роки тому

      Joe Scott also notice how when he mentions these types of comments he says he doesn’t mind them also I’m not trying to get him to respond to my comment tbh I don’t really give a fuck if he replies or not if i want to comment it I want to comment it you can’t fucking stop me

  • @jolenealday492
    @jolenealday492 4 роки тому +481

    I did a pageant that was a big deal when I was about 10. If you won you were “famous” and all the the girls that won were pretty and had perfect figures. I had lost and remembered crying non-stop for the next 2 days because I felt so bad about myself. Pageants are really just a big money scam and ruins little girls self-esteem.

    • @katetroughear7915
      @katetroughear7915 4 роки тому +15

      PREACH

    • @dansadventures8850
      @dansadventures8850 4 роки тому +14

      Feel sorry for you but you're still a beauty dudeette I hope your haveing a good day

    • @jolenealday492
      @jolenealday492 4 роки тому +5

      why not? Thanks you❤️❤️I didn’t think I would actually get replies or likes! I hope your having a good day, too!❤️

    • @jolenealday492
      @jolenealday492 4 роки тому +3

      Rain Plays That’s horrible. I’m so sorry that happened to you. But I think I’d rather get pizza then win a pageant lol

    • @rainplays2242
      @rainplays2242 4 роки тому +2

      Jolene Alday yeah.I realized I had made a few typos and this is not my my main account so I’m bout to write it down on there bc I don’t use this one that much

  • @ker9714
    @ker9714 2 роки тому +2

    CPS should immediately seize kids in these shows because they have mountains of evidence for abuse, neglect, and inappropriate parent/child behavior.

  • @Rising2Dawn
    @Rising2Dawn 2 роки тому +2

    Got to admit Daz was the best pageant Queen 9:01

  • @idkidk61
    @idkidk61 4 роки тому +741

    “She’s Rapunzeled him”

  • @madyw65
    @madyw65 4 роки тому +645

    the kids are so cute: “i think im gonna win because ive never had this hair before” but like the parents are awful: “i was disappointed when i found out i was having a boy because i had kids to do pageants” like wtf

    • @flixart8891
      @flixart8891 4 роки тому +21

      Can you imagine the poor boys face if he watches this when he’s older and realises that his parents were disappointed at him for something he had no control of -_-

    • @flixart8891
      @flixart8891 4 роки тому +2

      Nelson Jiang obviously yeah but people don’t have enough brain cells to remember that part mainly Because it makes them “less manly” or “gay” because it’s a “girls thing” 🙄

    • @madyw65
      @madyw65 4 роки тому

      Nelson Jiang yes boys can do pageants

    • @madyw65
      @madyw65 4 роки тому

      fliX art frfr

  • @tiktokcompilations8226
    @tiktokcompilations8226 2 роки тому +6

    Daz just makes me so happy even when I am in a bad mood

  • @emersondelanie9043
    @emersondelanie9043 2 роки тому +7

    "Oh that kid stood still better than the other" I'm dying...(°0°)

  • @kristaalexander6855
    @kristaalexander6855 4 роки тому +248

    I was in a pagent when I was around 7 ("a" meaning singular because I realized it was a pain in the ass and like hell was I going through that torture again) I asked my dad if I could enter because one of my friends was entering. Now she honestly loves it and continued to pagent all throughout school. But I will never forget how another little girl was bawling her eyes out and saying to her mother "I wanna go home. Please I wanna go home." Her mom got mad at her because she was making her mascara run and then was even angrier when she won 3rd place. Fucking bitch.

    • @thefinalhashiraangrysag415
      @thefinalhashiraangrysag415 4 роки тому +19

      Krista Alexander there are mums like this in dance too, my daughter dances because she loves it but we have had girls in her teams before just like what you described, constantly telling their mum in front of everyone that she hates dance and then the mum storming out of a competition because the girl didn’t get any placing and of course thinking their kid is better than everyone else and I can guarantee every time that it is the same parent who constantly sucks up to the coach

    • @nicholemanning7917
      @nicholemanning7917 4 роки тому +6

      Cali dancer so pretty much every parent on the show dance moms

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 4 роки тому +1

      That’s terrifying... there’s no doubt in my mind that that kid has been abused and traumatized by that mom.

    • @alexiswilson8076
      @alexiswilson8076 4 роки тому +1

      Krista Alexander yeah i did pageants really young and i don’t remember much but i know i didn’t hate it and my mom personally wouldn’t of made me do anything i didn’t want to. but there are parents that go TOO FAR.i also did some dance recitals that i apparently wanted to get out of and my mom let me quit

    • @neo8769
      @neo8769 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly I can’t believe I live in a world with these people

  • @Liviingdeadgirl
    @Liviingdeadgirl 4 роки тому +363

    " I only have kids to do pageants."
    Child services.

  • @caseycooper5896
    @caseycooper5896 2 роки тому +5

    2:40 these poor children but also Dazs reaction is priceless

  • @dabitodoroki877
    @dabitodoroki877 3 роки тому +20

    “I’m not going to do a pageant because let’s face it...
    *I’d win that shit”*
    Confidence level 1000000.
    But he would win it

  • @HB-tk7xc
    @HB-tk7xc 4 роки тому +1318

    I want to see one of the kids go on stage and yell something like “MY PARENTS FORCE ME TO DO THIS! I HATE PAGEANTS!” Followed by “MY MOM IS GOING TO HIT ME AND YELL AT ME FOR SAYING THIS” These pageants should be banned. Have pageants for the adults to be in, and let the kids be kids.

    • @sotisamoutzopoulos9847
      @sotisamoutzopoulos9847 4 роки тому +66

      I think that adult pageants are fine but kids shouldn’t even be wearing makeup at that age so I agree with you

    • @Jessica-bz1vm
      @Jessica-bz1vm 4 роки тому +43

      It’s possible one of the kids has done that, but they just don’t leave it in the final cut of the show, which would make me so mad cuz I really wanna see that

    • @greenbeantm1096
      @greenbeantm1096 4 роки тому +3

      Why ban pageants because a few parents force their kids and ruin it for all of the ones who genuinely enjoy it?

    • @rhodopisdenile8977
      @rhodopisdenile8977 4 роки тому +30

      Dear Vlogger because children shouldn’t do beauty contests, adults can do pageants but children shouldn’t.

    • @greenbeantm1096
      @greenbeantm1096 4 роки тому +1

      The worst camp camp memes ever you do know they’re not actually judged on how pretty they are right?

  • @kaitlyn8052
    @kaitlyn8052 4 роки тому +371

    Daz: so-
    *low disk space* guess who's back, back again

    • @devotedmaggot6511
      @devotedmaggot6511 4 роки тому +12

      *DISK SPACE* 's BACK, TELL A FRIEND

    • @squidwardztoez8862
      @squidwardztoez8862 4 роки тому +3

      introvert with a yt channel I’ve told a friend 🤣

    • @DOOLY88
      @DOOLY88 4 роки тому +2

      Badásś Bįtçhęš I have no friends.

    • @bicsfireextinguisher
      @bicsfireextinguisher 4 роки тому +3

      • Unsqtisfied • join the no friends club

    • @devotedmaggot6511
      @devotedmaggot6511 4 роки тому +3

      @@squidwardztoez8862 YAS SPREAD THE WORD 😂😂🤣

  • @lunamiku4166
    @lunamiku4166 3 роки тому +15

    Parents projecting their dreams to their children 😬

  • @darynnvinson3777
    @darynnvinson3777 2 роки тому

    I love your love for natural beauty it’s very refreshing 💓

  • @mskittygemma
    @mskittygemma 4 роки тому +373

    I really want a T-Shirt that says:
    "You are running out of disk space"
    Edit: I can't find his Low Disk Space Merch at all.

  • @dammit_dilan7485
    @dammit_dilan7485 4 роки тому +333

    little girl walks around stage:
    Mom: I think the routine could've been better.
    Me: Whaaa....wheres the routine? She's just walking around.. O.o

  • @lillyanderson753
    @lillyanderson753 2 роки тому +3

    The fact that he says ‘MY little girl division’ made me genuinely sick

  • @joshuaparry5336
    @joshuaparry5336 22 дні тому +1

    4:30 Had me laughing, Daz was a few words away from controversy 😂

  • @Matt-bi7vi
    @Matt-bi7vi 4 роки тому +304

    Child: growls
    Daz: And her Father’s Chewbacca!
    *I’m dead* 😂🤣😂

    • @kaseyomahony6109
      @kaseyomahony6109 4 роки тому

      YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @J2Swavi
      @J2Swavi 4 роки тому

      i think its about how much hair cause most 3 year olds i see have like the average amount of hair but have you ever seen someone with so much hair it goes down to thier lower back

    • @guavathedragonyt8453
      @guavathedragonyt8453 4 роки тому

      Yes

  • @juli2139
    @juli2139 4 роки тому +454

    “Don’t stick it on her eye, she already has HER OWN. I don’t get why grownup females wear fake eyelashes. You’ve got your own. Let alone sticking it on a two year old.. She’ll most likely rip them off and eat them” lmao😭😭💀💀

    • @PlaystationSimmer
      @PlaystationSimmer 4 роки тому +14

      Some people have naturally thin eyelashes 😂 But fake lashes should be for teens and up only

    • @lilj3045
      @lilj3045 4 роки тому +9

      I mean I wear fake lashes and I have great natural lashes but with eyeshadow and a full caked face it don’t look right w just mascara

    • @juli2139
      @juli2139 4 роки тому

      Jess 123 haha same

    • @jacobsmith689
      @jacobsmith689 4 роки тому +1

      WE WATCHED THE VIDEO WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

    • @davidb.k.9692
      @davidb.k.9692 4 роки тому +1

      @@jacobsmith689 exactly, i don't understand how they get so many likes by just quoting what he said. just give the timestamp ffs

  • @Lostgirl_404
    @Lostgirl_404 2 роки тому +1

    Love this series!! I’m literally we watching this!

  • @dimukohashido
    @dimukohashido 3 роки тому +3

    i love the self confidence he has its amazing

  • @kinggeorgeiii4977
    @kinggeorgeiii4977 4 роки тому +265

    I relate to Daz so much.
    “I don't run.”
    “I was a disappointment from the start.”

  • @ahdkhskerh
    @ahdkhskerh 4 роки тому +374

    “have been asking me to go-“
    *low disk space entered the chat*

    • @alyssarice7765
      @alyssarice7765 4 роки тому +2

      梦蝶 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT XD

    • @poptart0695
      @poptart0695 4 роки тому +3

      I need to change my name to low disk space

    • @spoutspout2961
      @spoutspout2961 4 роки тому +1

      XD

    • @Skyblue-yf6wm
      @Skyblue-yf6wm 4 роки тому +2

      I think that low disk space is basically haunting Daz

    • @FishingWithWar
      @FishingWithWar 4 роки тому +1

      as soon as i clicked on the video, for the first time low disk space pops up, now i know how Daz feels

  • @thatonegurl4328
    @thatonegurl4328 2 роки тому +2

    If you were on a pageant, the second you walked on stage the judges would shout “WIN, NO NEED TO SEE NO ONE ELSE, HE WINS!” LOL 🤣

  • @poopypants3052
    @poopypants3052 2 роки тому +3

    You can literally tell how little she believes in Bob. I feel awful for pageant children, they’re parents are so manipulative.

  • @stupidhoe9814
    @stupidhoe9814 4 роки тому +141

    Haven’t watched him for two years and just seeing “low disk space” really opened a memory I forgot I had.

  • @madiraygo2453
    @madiraygo2453 4 роки тому +425

    that boys “rapunzel strand” was his padawan braid.

  • @heartfeltashley
    @heartfeltashley 3 роки тому +3

    i don’t care how old these videos get, i can rewatch them for the rest of my life 😭

  • @nicholasdiehl7368
    @nicholasdiehl7368 2 роки тому +5

    We actually could get this mom charged i will with just the line 2:56

  • @ameliajenkins5323
    @ameliajenkins5323 4 роки тому +490

    Little girl: *Makes weird noise*
    Daz: Yep.. Her dad is Chewbacca
    IM WEEZING😂😂😂😂💀

  • @travishetaraka2023
    @travishetaraka2023 4 роки тому +118

    "I need the little boy division to make their way to the stage"
    *AnD iNto ThE bAcK oF mY vAn*
    😅

  • @julietteferrars3097
    @julietteferrars3097 Рік тому +1

    How do these parents feel no shame in commodifying their children? These kids are people, not property. It’s disgusting and abusive. I love that you’re able to put a humorous spin on it while also addressing the damage of pageants.

  • @vengance81108
    @vengance81108 3 роки тому +12

    “We actually have the children so that we can do the pageants,” this, this is the first time I puked because of a UA-cam video.