DAZ WATCHES CRAZY PAGEANT SHOW
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“What are we trying to raise daughters or complexes?”
Definitely raising the complexes! 😹
wait where are your comments i-
@@lucyeirwin 69yo7y
@@lucyeirwin huh?
Lol 🥸🥲🤌🦣
Er MaH GuR He LiKed it
Daz: “It’s like they shrunk a stripper.”
Netflix: “Write that down, write that down!”
Charles the French x Daz = comedic genius
Cuties be like
I initially liked your comment, but I'd rather keep the number of likes at 69 😼
@@Eva-ng3zb I understand.
Cuties is typing......
12:10 “my mama always told me the devil was real, it’s in her, she bendin all sorts of shit”
(Starts wheezing)
i lost it at that point 😂😂😂 i was dying
Daz: “She’s not gonna make her gallop around like a horse”
Daz later: “WHY DOES SHE GOT SADDLES EVERYWHERE”
When?
Normal people fears: snakes, spiders, lightning, the dark, etc-
Daz’s fears: fake eyelashes, spray tans, pageant dresses, etc-
Hewo midoriya :D
@@xxauthenticsistersxx7487 Hi!
DAMN DEKU-
@@bakugusteddybear7774 H-Hi..?
Hi, Midoriya, nice to know that you’re a fan of Daz Black! :D
"JESUS CHRIST SHE'S POSSESSED!!!!", ok that one got me on the floor, I'm dying🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dying*
@@mitchellkeene4114 common mistake
Literally
Bill Skarsgard used to be a contortionist it scene with him coming out of the fridge in the second movie that was all him
Or your dying? O ok
Pageant Mom: “you’re not going to win your money back.”
*titanic music starts*
Daz: **shocked dancing mode**
when ever i hear the music i know whats going to happen.
Daz: * has a graceful heart attack *
Also Daz: 👹 SAVAGE 👹
Her: you’re not going to win your money back
Daz: *literally has heart attack*
It was so funny holy sh- 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
im dying rn my stomach hurts🤣
6:15 is the part 🤣
Also me trying not to laugh at 3 am
“GET A BUCKET AND A MOP AND SOME-“
Me: “WAP”
Daz: “HOLY WATER”
😂
@Your Local Harry Potter Nerd lol
11:00
What is it?
Lmao
11:22 ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE KID WHO LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A PLAYBOY BUNNY-
LITERALLY OMG WHA
6:29 HIS MOUTH SYNCED SO WELL😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
“JESSES CHRIST SHES POSSESED”
“GET A BUCKET AND A MOP”
Me: flashbacks to wap by cardi b
Omg
Omg!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!
*OMG!!!!*
Omg
i-..strangely did not..mind this one as much as the others, she had an actual talent, and she enjoyed it and her mum was supportive
Absolutely, all jokes aside, this was definitely one of the more tame videos. I enjoyed watching this one. If only all of them were like this.
@Mitchell Taylor pretty sure they were talking about the contortion portion of the video, and THAT takes some talent. I do see where you're coming from tho. Looks don't take that much effort for most people. That being said, dressing up and doing makeup is like an art for many, so I wouldn't hate on it either.
i agree w/you
@Mitchell Taylor the contortion stuff is talent lol
Not only that but her mom wasn't trying to force her to do it her daughter seemed to enjoy it
“When you get old you start caring about carpet conditions and stuff”
When I was 15 I asked for a printer for Christmas, it happens Daz
Not to compare or compete. When I was 8 I got a suitcase... And yes, yes I did ask for it 😂
"JESUS CHRIST SHES POSSESED"- 10:55
I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
I definitely shouldn’t watch Daz at 5am. He’s so funny I’m gonna wake up the entire house with my laughter 😂😂😂😂
@@ThatOneHitman1-0 aww well you can’t help laughing with Daz.🤷🏻♀️😂
For real tho now I have no x box for a week :( worth it tho
Omfg me to lmao
@@sarahcail6335 awww
@@amiliacheese3681 lol
Fun Fact: Pagents are considered child abuse and banned in many countries. And I agree with that
As it should.
I never knew that, but I agree
Yas
8:00
Daz: Oh my god... it's like they've shrunk a stripper
Me: *oh I have that hairspray*
At 8:16 that feeling is called the uncannyvally effect
“My name is Jana”
DAZ: PISS OFF YOU’RE NOT A NAN - looks like her SISTA
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Bro why did you leave hiccup he was so sad
@@uwumaster9512 wow another httyd fan somewhere random on UA-cam
I HEARD THAT RIGHT WHEN I READ THIS COMMENT
it is so damn creeeepppyyy!!! WHY is this a thing!!! and those teeth wtf!!!
Why did I think u looked like Ron from Santa Clarita Diet? I-
Ikr it's almost like they're making them personified western beauty standards as a very young child
AHHHHHHHHHH! IT HURTS TO WATCH THIS
You know whats creepier. Me having the 666th like 😮
Lmao
8:54 Most relatable joke you've ever made.
Daz "most acts they do are shit"
Pageant girl *shows off flexibility moves*
Daz "HOLY SHIT SHE'S POSSESSED GET SOME HOLY WATER" 😂😂😂
"What are they eating in this house, Do they just blend up the children."
Getting some Promised Neverland vibes from her o-o
BYE- LMAO I ACTUALLY LAUGHED AT THAT 😀
Would be a coincidence if the last one was named Connie-
Omg 🤣🤣 I just re-watched tpnl
Oop O-O
OMFGGGGGGGG LMAO BEST COMMENT EVERRRR 😂💜😂💜
Imagine Daz in the back of the pageant screaming “Jesus Christ she’s possessed” while the girl did her act 😂😂
FACTS LMFAOOO 😂 🤣
@@luckynewman8928 how can you make a fact out of Pastel Caterpillar 360 degrees’ comment?
😂😂
@@bamsstepsis8792 bro stfu
XURA PLAYS Baseball why though? Did you get offended by my reply?
Kid: starts to how her talent
Daz: SHE'S POSSESSED!!!
Me: 🤣🤣🤣
"It's like they shrunk a stripper" this is 100% true, and those Pageant walk/struts they do look soooo ridiculous, why does this shit get points?
*I think it’s so funny when parents say “we’re going to win our money back” you’re not going to win your money back*
I now right she was like it's so funny when parents say we will win our money back your not going to win your money and at the start she was like I watch my children win our money back
I never laughed so much in my life😂😂😂😂
I CHOKED ON MY DRINK WHEN SHE SAID THAT OMG
“Girls, get ready to leave your husbands.”
My single self: ;~;
I FELT THIS
Yessssss
Felt that
@@RubicMelody_DS that’s sad and self-assuring at the same time.
You all are 14 of course you aren't married
Daz - "Ship it off to Louisiana?!"
Me - *gets re7 ptsd* yea no don't trust that 😅☕
I literally DIED when he said "women, get ready to leave ur husband's" and then winked🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“YoUrE nOt GoInG tO wIn YoUrE mOnEy BaCk”.
Daz:-Insert heartbreak-
You're pfp looks so cute!!
I'm also pan
@@Zo1981 whats pN
@@Zo1981 Whats pan
your*
Omg yes your pfp it’s awesome
I lost it when he screamed “JESUS CHRIST SHE’S POSSESSED” 😂😂😂
Fr I did to
“GET A BUCKET AND A MOP AND SOME HOLLY WATER”
thats wrong
What time was that?
she’s actually a quite talented contortionist
6:11 I have no words but funny grate Amazing
Those are words 😐
I’m laying in bed now trying to hold my laughter in because of the part where he re-enacted the ‘creepy turn’ 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same! I couldn't stop laughing!
Me too I'm supposed to be asleep but I'm dying of laughter
it's 02:02 here and i nearly fainted cuz i was laughting so hard
Lol same
omg lmao
"You're not going to win your money back"
* cue the black and white montage of daz flailing around *
Best part😂😂
That was the funniest shit ever lol
Him: Holy shit she’s possessed
Me: *dying of laughter the whole damn video*
2:23 That 'BONG' noise was so satisfying...
"Who taught her to turn her head?"
"ANABEL?!"
*Annabelle
Daz: - dramatically falls on the floor -
Me: give this man an acting award
He did act. He was in a movie with The Rock.
@@uhsund they didn’t say he doesn’t act-
@@uhsund what movie?
@@graciemacie13 he is in eddie eagle film aswell
@@ScarletMagenta ooh he was a star of one called lockdown kings
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO MUCH FUNNIER AT LIKE 4 IN THE MORNING-
All jokes aside, this is one of the better pageants. She doesnt hate it, she genuinely enjoys this and her parents are supportive.
*Pageant moms are just really insecure traumatised Karen’s-*
@Tristan Froment THIS ISNT SCHOOL
@@KCoffey105 fax
Who are living vicariously through their children whom are basically fetuses
Lol
Y E S
“Oh my god it’s like they shrunk a stripper”
Me:😂🤣😂🤣
What kpop do u like?
I like IKON and BTS
8:24 POV : your a mini nicki manja
“when they’re on a winning streak, there could be blood” got me 😂
10 year old: *does back bend*
Daz: JESUS CHRIST SHES POSSESSED
Well he is a movie guy so of course hes gana assume shes possessed
@@theaxolotl377 ikr
**8 yr old me doing that infront of my dad** my dad: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Also me: **breaks hand after that**
@-GachaWolfieBrie - same I'm a gymnast
@teigan brady yeah they’re rock solid
“GET A BUCKET AND A MOP”
Me: that’s a _wap_ that’s a -wap-
lmao army i thought the same thing hahaha
Wap: water and a pot
@@mrgalacticfox8783 that's waap
Worship
And
Prayer
@@Gryffix Waffles and Pancakes
Mother:I love when parents say,we’re going to win our money back..your not going to win money back
Daz:has a panic attack
I love how Daz reacts to sassy parents😂😂 HEART ATTACK😂😂😂
“ I think it’s funny how parents think they’re gonna win their money back”, “they’re not”
‘Titanic music plays’
Lol
**Daz has a heart attack and falls out of his chair**
@@annavoerman9268 lol
Bro first of all, all to Louisiana? They chose the wrong place, there's a lot of crackheads and I literally know a woman who stole equipment from the dentist she worked for and was putting braces on for people in her house and ppl complained on YELP AND SHE GOT ARRESTED
Titanic on recorder😅
"if you wink more than once a day, you're weird" definitely putting that in my tinder bio
Me reading this comment with one eye closed because 1 eye is near-sighted and the other one is far-sighted 💀
Everyone’s audition for the exorcist is that girls talent 😂
6:16 he did it again 🤣
Girl: *Does a backbend*
Daz: "JESUS CHRIST SHE'S POSSESSED!"
Love you daz😂
"she can use her own arse as a cushion" 😂😂😂
GET A BUCKET AND A MOP AND A HOLY WATER
"Get a bucket and a mop and some Holy Water." That's a WAP. A Weird Ass Pose.😂
Good one lol
why isnt this the most popular comment omg
Great one, love it
I’ve recently discovered your channel. LOVE!! you have me laughing out loud!!
Daz lately binge watching your videos old or new, has been the only thing getting me thru these past few very stressful days, i’ve been trying to stay sober from alcohol as well and when things get stressful it gets harder but watching you and laughing has helped me so much!
Why did I read it like “crazy pregnant show”
Guess I'm not alone
I did the same thing- and same pfp 😂
Omg. I did the same thing.
Same 🤣
SAME
Daz: stop winking at me, if you wink all day yoy are not ok
Me with tourettes with a wink tic: hehe
I have aspergers. I have a wink stim.
ah me too ;-;
I just commented something similar to this lol
Is it annoying
haha i have a lot of ticks too. i tic constantly 😂
If you pause at 1:48 you'll see what happens if Thanos's infinity gauntlet was turned into a girl's dress
Filing a restraining order for the blinking, I'm going to have nightmares
Daz: *winks*
Every girl watching: *leaves there mans*
Or wives
Wtf is a mans
@@aaronhynot their boyfriends/husbands ofc
Mans isnt a word. The plural of man is men but in this case it is man.
And also you used the wrong there. That there is used differently. The correct sentence is Leaves their man.
I don’t get the point of these, like no normal human adult finds a 6 year old attractive so I don’t get why they try to act like they’re adults
I think its so creepy.
Herbert the pervert would disagree
exactly
stranger danger is important to
Same, pageants are kinda stupid and dont make much sense to me
I like this episode of toddlers and tiaras because the child and mom both enjoy it and the mom isn’t forcing the child to do anything she’s there for her kid
"Gang gang" "Get money, get paid" Omg I can't XD
The sad part is, the money they win usually doesn't even cover a fraction of what gets spent on preparations. That's why these pageants are usually only filled with girls from wealthy households.
Daz: "It's like they shrunk a stripper"
.....
.....
.....
Daz: *realises what he said and chuckles *
daz in his mind
pls dont guidelines pls dont
I love how Daz gets so flabbergasted when someone makes a brutal insult 💀
6:35
I was crying
Can we all agree that Daz is bringing so much laughter into our quarantine 😂🥳
Yas
Agreed 💯
I’m not in lockdown
Im a knobhead
Agreed 1000%
Oh yes these women are like ''I'm raising my child to bring me money'' but when I say I don't want children, I'm the selfish one.
is the j-hope on ur pfp cause if it is im with ya
HOBI
@@butterenventerlol9259 yes it is, my butter enventer :)
Exactly, it’s better to not have a kid then to bring one into the world just to treat it like an object
@@katherine_queen5294 this. like imagine growing up and realizing you were nothing but a tool to earn money
All the actors going out of buiseness:
Daz winning every Oscar:
"You're not going to win your money back"
Because the cost of that DRESS you're gonna wear once is worth more than the PRIZE MONEY!
You're right
n it doesn't even look good oml
Nobody:
Daz: “PISS OFF IF YOU’RE A NAN”
I cant breathe 😂
Nice profile, very....... unique.
@@mylesbroadbent6652 ah thank you kind human
Can we just appreciate that daz makes us laugh nearly everyday
“You’re not going to win your money back”
**Shots fired**
Daz: “What are we trying to raise daughters or complexes” 😂😂
I think Dax is a rapper, but yeah Lol😂
"Dax" 😂😂
@@ericaniyimpaye9177 omg autocorrect sucks! Thanks for pointing that out
daz: *get a bucket and a mop and some holy water*
me: 😳
we NEED a whole version
Oooohhhh.... get a bucket and a mop then go slip slop with a gallon of holy water for this unholy daughter then burn her on the stake and spread hers ashes with a rake now were done with the song that very wrong an i like ping pong
He’s video will make me laugh like I’m watching it for the first time always no matter how many times i have watched it 😂❤️
I’M LITERALLY FREAKING DYING OF LAUGHTER LMAO YOU’RE AMAZING THE TURN YOU DID PLSSSS💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Daz: SHE'S CRAWLING UP THROUGH HER OWN ARSE
😂😂😂
XD
LMAOO
“Stop winking at meee” one of the best quotes of the year..
Ok I right when Daz pulled out those BAD ASS MOVES right away you get all my love and support.
I've recently found this channel, and Daz makes me laugh until my stomach hurts XD
The world needs more men like Daz who understands that women are insecure primarily because the world is full of industries that profit off making women insecure.
I felt so emotional when he said that 🥺
“What are we trying to raise okay!? Daughter or complexes?” EXACTLY 🤣
Daz always makes my day
Honestly the mom seemed genuinely nice because she complimented the girl that won too, like her compliment didn’t sound backhanded and was happy that the two of them were winners together
The girl turning like Pennywise
Pennywise's mind: the fuck are you . . .
* crying inside *
That was scary 😖
I feel like Pennywise crying would sound like a dog imitating a hyena
@@thenintendocyclops1074 words can hurt 😀
When is that?
Daz (laughs at girl blinking)
Also Daz “I look like I have a nervous tick”🤣🤣🤣
Daz UA-cam channels never make me laugh but you ty tysm you made me get through lots of things
You make this 10X more funnier daz 😂 you’ve made my day
after Daz winked at us, im sure all who are in a relationship are now
✨S I N G L E ✨
Yup :>
Yeah(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
YESSSSS and also I still like Pringles:}
I have called off my engagement lol 😂
Daz: get a mop and a bucket and some holy water.
Me finishing the song: THATS SOME WORSHIP AND PRAY
The primes!
I swear you are the only you tuber that I actually laugh at out loud and don’t have to fake laugh when someone shows me
Daz winking was everything (and more)
*Little girl bends backwards*
Daz: “JESUS CHRIST SHES POSSESSED! GET A BUCKET AND A MOP…”
I thought he was going to start saying the WAP lyrics😂😂😂
Me too 😂🤣🤣
Same
OMG ikr i love daz he is so funny
@@DeadGurl69. he is amazing by far fav youtuber
😭😭😭