I agree, it's also a place you can find most pedos bc no one should be judging a little girl (or any child) based on how grown up they look and they must be pedos especially the judges
@Mitchell Taylor pretty sure they were talking about the contortion portion of the video, and THAT takes some talent. I do see where you're coming from tho. Looks don't take that much effort for most people. That being said, dressing up and doing makeup is like an art for many, so I wouldn't hate on it either.
I now right she was like it's so funny when parents say we will win our money back your not going to win your money and at the start she was like I watch my children win our money back
**8 yr old me doing that infront of my dad** my dad: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Also me: **breaks hand after that**
The sad part is, the money they win usually doesn't even cover a fraction of what gets spent on preparations. That's why these pageants are usually only filled with girls from wealthy households.
Bro first of all, all to Louisiana? They chose the wrong place, there's a lot of crackheads and I literally know a woman who stole equipment from the dentist she worked for and was putting braces on for people in her house and ppl complained on YELP AND SHE GOT ARRESTED
The world needs more men like Daz who understands that women are insecure primarily because the world is full of industries that profit off making women insecure. I felt so emotional when he said that 🥺
I like this episode of toddlers and tiaras because the child and mom both enjoy it and the mom isn’t forcing the child to do anything she’s there for her kid
Oooohhhh.... get a bucket and a mop then go slip slop with a gallon of holy water for this unholy daughter then burn her on the stake and spread hers ashes with a rake now were done with the song that very wrong an i like ping pong
ive honestly had such a shitty day, my overthinking and anxiety has been killing me. daz never fails to make me laugh and make my days better. please never leave UA-cam
11:01 : *girl goes into bridge* Me : “oh I can do that” Me: *tries to do it and fails* Me at the end: “okay I’m seeing stars and they aren’t in the sky”
Ok, when I was younger I did pageants. Not glitz pageants, just pageants. They helped me with a lot of things like public speaking and got me into a LOT of community service. These kinds of pageants are a bad representation of what they are witch is why I find this HILARIOUS. You have made my day!
Daz: "It's like they shrunk a stripper" me: *dies of laughter* My godfather's wife: Are you okay?! me: Yeah, why? her: what was that sound? was that you? me: maybe her: *walks away and laughs*
Imagine if her daughter didn’t win anything and they just went home with no money. Like the mom said, she put so much money into this and she knew that she was going to get it back, imagine if they didn’t
Literally every parent there has probably said that. When there's like 50 girls competing and only 5 winning places, a LOT of them go home empty handed.
“What are we trying to raise daughters or complexes?”
Definitely raising the complexes! 😹
wait where are your comments i-
@@lucyeirwin 69yo7y
@@lucyeirwin huh?
Lol 🥸🥲🤌🦣
Er MaH GuR He LiKed it
“GET A BUCKET AND A MOP AND SOME-“
Me: “WAP”
Daz: “HOLY WATER”
😂
@Your Local Harry Potter Nerd lol
11:00
What is it?
Lmao
Her: you’re not going to win your money back
Daz: *literally has heart attack*
It was so funny holy sh- 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
im dying rn my stomach hurts🤣
6:15 is the part 🤣
Also me trying not to laugh at 3 am
12:10 “my mama always told me the devil was real, it’s in her, she bendin all sorts of shit”
(Starts wheezing)
i lost it at that point 😂😂😂 i was dying
Fun Fact: Pagents are considered child abuse and banned in many countries. And I agree with that
As it should.
I never knew that, but I agree
Yas
Thats the best fun fact ive seen today
I agree, it's also a place you can find most pedos bc no one should be judging a little girl (or any child) based on how grown up they look and they must be pedos especially the judges
Daz: “It’s like they shrunk a stripper.”
Netflix: “Write that down, write that down!”
Charles the French x Daz = comedic genius
Cuties be like
I initially liked your comment, but I'd rather keep the number of likes at 69 😼
@@Eva-ng3zb I understand.
Cuties is typing......
"JESUS CHRIST SHE'S POSSESSED!!!!", ok that one got me on the floor, I'm dying🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dying*
@@mitchellkeene4114 common mistake
Literally
Bill Skarsgard used to be a contortionist it scene with him coming out of the fridge in the second movie that was all him
Or your dying? O ok
Daz: “She’s not gonna make her gallop around like a horse”
Daz later: “WHY DOES SHE GOT SADDLES EVERYWHERE”
When?
Normal people fears: snakes, spiders, lightning, the dark, etc-
Daz’s fears: fake eyelashes, spray tans, pageant dresses, etc-
Hewo midoriya :D
@@xxauthenticsistersxx7487 Hi!
DAMN DEKU-
@@bakugusteddybear7774 H-Hi..?
Hi, Midoriya, nice to know that you’re a fan of Daz Black! :D
I definitely shouldn’t watch Daz at 5am. He’s so funny I’m gonna wake up the entire house with my laughter 😂😂😂😂
@@ThatOneHitman1-0 aww well you can’t help laughing with Daz.🤷🏻♀️😂
For real tho now I have no x box for a week :( worth it tho
Omfg me to lmao
@@sarahcail6335 awww
@@amiliacheese3681 lol
"What are they eating in this house, Do they just blend up the children."
Getting some Promised Neverland vibes from her o-o
BYE- LMAO I ACTUALLY LAUGHED AT THAT 😀
Would be a coincidence if the last one was named Connie-
Omg 🤣🤣 I just re-watched tpnl
Oop O-O
OMFGGGGGGGG LMAO BEST COMMENT EVERRRR 😂💜😂💜
Pageant Mom: “you’re not going to win your money back.”
*titanic music starts*
Daz: **shocked dancing mode**
when ever i hear the music i know whats going to happen.
@@abigailglass6649the roast is about to start anthem
Same, I heard it and knew Daz was gonna have titanic dance moment😂😂😂😂
Can we all agree that Daz is bringing so much laughter into our quarantine 😂🥳
Yas
Agreed 💯
I’m not in lockdown
Im a knobhead
Agreed 1000%
i-..strangely did not..mind this one as much as the others, she had an actual talent, and she enjoyed it and her mum was supportive
Absolutely, all jokes aside, this was definitely one of the more tame videos. I enjoyed watching this one. If only all of them were like this.
@Mitchell Taylor pretty sure they were talking about the contortion portion of the video, and THAT takes some talent. I do see where you're coming from tho. Looks don't take that much effort for most people. That being said, dressing up and doing makeup is like an art for many, so I wouldn't hate on it either.
i agree w/you
@Mitchell Taylor the contortion stuff is talent lol
Not only that but her mom wasn't trying to force her to do it her daughter seemed to enjoy it
“JESSES CHRIST SHES POSSESED”
“GET A BUCKET AND A MOP”
Me: flashbacks to wap by cardi b
Omg
Omg!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!
*OMG!!!!*
Omg
Daz: * has a graceful heart attack *
Also Daz: 👹 SAVAGE 👹
“My name is Jana”
DAZ: PISS OFF YOU’RE NOT A NAN - looks like her SISTA
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Bro why did you leave hiccup he was so sad
@@uwumaster9512 wow another httyd fan somewhere random on UA-cam
I HEARD THAT RIGHT WHEN I READ THIS COMMENT
“YoUrE nOt GoInG tO wIn YoUrE mOnEy BaCk”.
Daz:-Insert heartbreak-
You're pfp looks so cute!!
I'm also pan
@@Zo1981 whats pN
@@Zo1981 Whats pan
your*
Omg yes your pfp it’s awesome
*I think it’s so funny when parents say “we’re going to win our money back” you’re not going to win your money back*
I now right she was like it's so funny when parents say we will win our money back your not going to win your money and at the start she was like I watch my children win our money back
I never laughed so much in my life😂😂😂😂
I CHOKED ON MY DRINK WHEN SHE SAID THAT OMG
11:22 ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE KID WHO LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A PLAYBOY BUNNY-
LITERALLY OMG WHA
Can confidently say their parents failed her… already
“Girls, get ready to leave your husbands.”
My single self: ;~;
I FELT THIS
Felt that
@@RUMELDS that’s sad and self-assuring at the same time.
You all are 14 of course you aren't married
@@RUMELDS Np
Daz: - dramatically falls on the floor -
Me: give this man an acting award
He did act. He was in a movie with The Rock.
@@uhsund they didn’t say he doesn’t act-
@@uhsund what movie?
@@graciemacie13 he is in eddie eagle film aswell
@@ScarletMagenta ooh he was a star of one called lockdown kings
I’m laying in bed now trying to hold my laughter in because of the part where he re-enacted the ‘creepy turn’ 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same! I couldn't stop laughing!
Me too I'm supposed to be asleep but I'm dying of laughter
it's 02:02 here and i nearly fainted cuz i was laughting so hard
Lol same
omg lmao
“When you get old you start caring about carpet conditions and stuff”
When I was 15 I asked for a printer for Christmas, it happens Daz
Not to compare or compete. When I was 8 I got a suitcase... And yes, yes I did ask for it 😂
10 year old: *does back bend*
Daz: JESUS CHRIST SHES POSSESSED
Well he is a movie guy so of course hes gana assume shes possessed
@@theaxolotl377 ikr
**8 yr old me doing that infront of my dad** my dad: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Also me: **breaks hand after that**
@-GachaWolfieBrie - same I'm a gymnast
@teigan brady yeah they’re rock solid
I lost it when he screamed “JESUS CHRIST SHE’S POSSESSED” 😂😂😂
Fr I did to
“GET A BUCKET AND A MOP AND SOME HOLLY WATER”
thats wrong
What time was that?
Me too! 😂
The sad part is, the money they win usually doesn't even cover a fraction of what gets spent on preparations. That's why these pageants are usually only filled with girls from wealthy households.
6:29 HIS MOUTH SYNCED SO WELL😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
"You're not going to win your money back"
* cue the black and white montage of daz flailing around *
Best part😂😂
That was the funniest shit ever lol
“ I think it’s funny how parents think they’re gonna win their money back”, “they’re not”
‘Titanic music plays’
Lol
**Daz has a heart attack and falls out of his chair**
@@annavoerman9268 lol
Bro first of all, all to Louisiana? They chose the wrong place, there's a lot of crackheads and I literally know a woman who stole equipment from the dentist she worked for and was putting braces on for people in her house and ppl complained on YELP AND SHE GOT ARRESTED
Titanic on recorder😅
Daz: stop winking at me, if you wink all day yoy are not ok
Me with tourettes with a wink tic: hehe
I have aspergers. I have a wink stim.
ah me too ;-;
I just commented something similar to this lol
Is it annoying
haha i have a lot of ticks too. i tic constantly 😂
"JESUS CHRIST SHES POSSESED"- 10:55
I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Daz: SHE'S CRAWLING UP THROUGH HER OWN ARSE
😂😂😂
XD
LMAOO
Girl: *Does a backbend*
Daz: "JESUS CHRIST SHE'S POSSESSED!"
Love you daz😂
"she can use her own arse as a cushion" 😂😂😂
GET A BUCKET AND A MOP AND A HOLY WATER
Daz: *winks*
Every girl watching: *leaves there mans*
Or wives
@itzaaronh their boyfriends/husbands ofc
Mans isnt a word. The plural of man is men but in this case it is man.
And also you used the wrong there. That there is used differently. The correct sentence is Leaves their man.
@@miaxoxo858 bro I made a joke no need to give me a dang lession.
6:29 imagine if his daughter walked in 😭🙏
What my emotional breakdowns are like🥲
Imagine Daz in the back of the pageant screaming “Jesus Christ she’s possessed” while the girl did her act 😂😂
FACTS LMFAOOO 😂 🤣
@@luckynewman8928 how can you make a fact out of Pastel Caterpillar 360 degrees’ comment?
😂😂
@@bamsstepsis8792 bro stfu
XURA PLAYS Baseball why though? Did you get offended by my reply?
"You're not going to win your money back"
Because the cost of that DRESS you're gonna wear once is worth more than the PRIZE MONEY!
You're right
n it doesn't even look good oml
Daz: "It's like they shrunk a stripper"
.....
.....
.....
Daz: *realises what he said and chuckles *
daz in his mind
pls dont guidelines pls dont
8:00
Daz: Oh my god... it's like they've shrunk a stripper
Me: *oh I have that hairspray*
"Who taught her to turn her head?"
"ANABEL?!"
*Annabelle
“GET A BUCKET AND A MOP”
Me: that’s a _wap_ that’s a -wap-
lmao army i thought the same thing hahaha
Wap: water and a pot
@@PulseZeroV that's waap
Worship
And
Prayer
@@RollerCanter Waffles and Pancakes
it is so damn creeeepppyyy!!! WHY is this a thing!!! and those teeth wtf!!!
Why did I think u looked like Ron from Santa Clarita Diet? I-
Ikr it's almost like they're making them personified western beauty standards as a very young child
AHHHHHHHHHH! IT HURTS TO WATCH THIS
Lmao
She said she liked riding her horse but I think they might have exchanged teeth
11:54 Daz: “alright calm down,Slipknot in the front. WORK MAMA WORK👹”
Very slay and Slipknot is fab and so is Daz 🤪
"Get a bucket and a mop and some Holy Water." That's a WAP. A Weird Ass Pose.😂
Good one lol
why isnt this the most popular comment omg
Great one, love it
“Oh my god it’s like they shrunk a stripper”
Me:😂🤣😂🤣
What kpop do u like?
I like IKON and BTS
The world needs more men like Daz who understands that women are insecure primarily because the world is full of industries that profit off making women insecure.
I felt so emotional when he said that 🥺
The Slipknot joke for me 😂 11:50
after Daz winked at us, im sure all who are in a relationship are now
✨S I N G L E ✨
Yup :>
Yeah(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
YESSSSS and also I still like Pringles:}
I have called off my engagement lol 😂
Daz: get a mop and a bucket and some holy water.
Me finishing the song: THATS SOME WORSHIP AND PRAY
The primes!
my cat has recognised you saying “how’s it going dazzlers” and always runs into my lap to watch it with me ❤️
Awww, I find that so cute
THATS SO ADORABLE 🥰
THATS SO CUTE OMFGGG
I wish my cat was like that 🥲 mine hates me😭
@@iMasochist HAHAAHHAHAHAH
I like this episode of toddlers and tiaras because the child and mom both enjoy it and the mom isn’t forcing the child to do anything she’s there for her kid
Nobody:
Daz: “PISS OFF IF YOU’RE A NAN”
I cant breathe 😂
Nice profile, very....... unique.
@@Lampendorf ah thank you kind human
"if you wink more than once a day, you're weird" definitely putting that in my tinder bio
Me reading this comment with one eye closed because 1 eye is near-sighted and the other one is far-sighted 💀
Daz: “What are we trying to raise daughters or complexes” 😂😂
I think Dax is a rapper, but yeah Lol😂
"Dax" 😂😂
@@ericaniyimpaye9177 omg autocorrect sucks! Thanks for pointing that out
At 8:16 that feeling is called the uncannyvally effect
*Little girl bends backwards*
Daz: “JESUS CHRIST SHES POSSESSED! GET A BUCKET AND A MOP…”
I thought he was going to start saying the WAP lyrics😂😂😂
Me too 😂🤣🤣
Same
OMG ikr i love daz he is so funny
@@DeadGurl69. he is amazing by far fav youtuber
😭😭😭
He's one of the most humble and sweet guys out there.
Protect daz with any cost!❤️❤️
So true I love Daz so much 🥰😍🤗
YASSSSSSSSS I WILL DIE FOR DAZ
Can we all agree that saying the words “I’ve seen everything” is now Impossible.
Agreed
8:54 Most relatable joke you've ever made.
why has someone already disliked- they haven’t even watched the video LMFAO
Brudda
yea
bots
Probably coz of the wink
Ikr😂
“What are we trying to raise okay!? Daughter or complexes?” EXACTLY 🤣
“Stop winking at meee” one of the best quotes of the year..
Whose here in 2024 ❓
Hell yeah
Everyone?
Me
Meee
Hey
The girl turning like Pennywise
Pennywise's mind: the fuck are you . . .
* crying inside *
That was scary 😖
I feel like Pennywise crying would sound like a dog imitating a hyena
When is that?
daz: *get a bucket and a mop and some holy water*
me: 😳
we NEED a whole version
Oooohhhh.... get a bucket and a mop then go slip slop with a gallon of holy water for this unholy daughter then burn her on the stake and spread hers ashes with a rake now were done with the song that very wrong an i like ping pong
“My name is kaylee, i’m 10, and i’m gonna kick butt this weekend🤪”
Me Whos 10 and also named kaylee: *s h i t😀*
Yk for 10yos you seem more mature than most people i know lol
is your name Jimmy or Kaylee? like did you steal your dads account?
@Your Local Harry Potter Nerd Seriously though! I’m 12 and my mom would kill me! 🤣
@Your Local Harry Potter Nerd darn it, I was about to say that
@Your Local Harry Potter Nerd no problem. I'll think of something else
Daz "most acts they do are shit"
Pageant girl *shows off flexibility moves*
Daz "HOLY SHIT SHE'S POSSESSED GET SOME HOLY WATER" 😂😂😂
Why did I read it like “crazy pregnant show”
Guess I'm not alone
I did the same thing- and same pfp 😂
Omg. I did the same thing.
Same 🤣
SAME
Kid does a backbend
Dax: JESUS CHRIST SHES POSSESSED!!!!!!!!!!
Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daz *
meet grammarly..
sorry if that sounded rude
the way daz laughs at his own jokes EVERY time 😭🤚
his laugh makes you want to laugh
His laugh is so contagious
"It's like they shrunk a stripper" this is 100% true, and those Pageant walk/struts they do look soooo ridiculous, why does this shit get points?
“...You’re not going to win your money back.”
*Daz re-enacts the American revolution*
“SAvAGE”
oh mi gosh
its chocola from nekopara
Oh yes these women are like ''I'm raising my child to bring me money'' but when I say I don't want children, I'm the selfish one.
is the j-hope on ur pfp cause if it is im with ya
HOBI
@@butterenventerlol9259 yes it is, my butter enventer :)
Exactly, it’s better to not have a kid then to bring one into the world just to treat it like an object
@@katherine_queen5294 this. like imagine growing up and realizing you were nothing but a tool to earn money
Daz: *JESUS CHRIST SHE’S POSSESSED*
Me: no she isn’t, octopi are REALLY flexible
Octipi
@@geotreedragon4493 aight
@@manalacethan3850 octopi is plural UwU
6:08 great editing Daz😂 this scene is so memorable. Love it
Daz (laughs at girl blinking)
Also Daz “I look like I have a nervous tick”🤣🤣🤣
Daz: “If you wink more than once a day your wierd”.
me:*winks twice
Why do her teeth remind me of whos from whoville from how the grinch stole Christmas 🤣🤣😂😂
the sad part is the whoville looks more convincing than tnt
Cindy Lou who looking
Haha so true tho
Kid: starts to how her talent
Daz: SHE'S POSSESSED!!!
Me: 🤣🤣🤣
I don’t get the point of these, like no normal human adult finds a 6 year old attractive so I don’t get why they try to act like they’re adults
I think its so creepy.
Herbert the pervert would disagree
exactly
stranger danger is important to
Same, pageants are kinda stupid and dont make much sense to me
"her favourite activities are swimming, fishing and divinggg..."
Daz: "and that has nOthIng to do with twirling around on a stage" *contemplates life*
“If you wink more than once a day, you’re weird” my Tourette’s: am I a joke to you
@You're Loved!!!! no ur loved
*@You’re Loved!!!!* _uno reverse card_
@Das Heilige it's a joke
@@britishsongbird no u
she’s actually a quite talented contortionist
ive honestly had such a shitty day, my overthinking and anxiety has been killing me. daz never fails to make me laugh and make my days better. please never leave UA-cam
You've got this!!! We've got your back! Keep it up and know people are here if you need to talk x
You’re doing amazing, keep fighting it ! Much love !
Feel better ❤️
Daz: That kid is like, mama always told me the devil is real, it’s in her.
I Was CRYING 🤣😂
“You’re a weirdo if you wink more than once a day”
joey tfrom friends:👁👄👁💧
THANK GOD, someone who watches friends!
Yes.. yes...mhm.. yes....mhm.... How u doin’
“Your not gunna win your money back”
Daz: has the biggest seizure the worlds ever sean
Bad grammar.
@@xinpingdonohoe3978 WOO nobody gives a shit 😀
Lenin: yeah I can relate
@@her6033 but I do, making you wrong.
@@xinpingdonohoe3978 your 1 human no one else cares
I love how Daz is standing up for all of the girls and women, makes me happy that someone realizes it.
*Pageant moms are just really insecure traumatised Karen’s-*
@Tristan Froment THIS ISNT SCHOOL
@@KCoffey105 fax
Who are living vicariously through their children whom are basically fetuses
Lol
Y E S
I literally DIED when he said "women, get ready to leave ur husband's" and then winked🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
11:01 : *girl goes into bridge*
Me : “oh I can do that”
Me: *tries to do it and fails*
Me at the end: “okay I’m seeing stars and they aren’t in the sky”
Do you need help
I thought it w a s normal to be able to go even farther than she did....then I was diagnosed with a collagen disorder (EDS) 😀
Ok, when I was younger I did pageants. Not glitz pageants, just pageants. They helped me with a lot of things like public speaking and got me into a LOT of community service. These kinds of pageants are a bad representation of what they are witch is why I find this HILARIOUS. You have made my day!
Don’t worry Daz, I too look like a dog having a seizure when I wink.
same
Your pfp is so cool--
thats me lmao
Same tho
I respect ur honesty
Him: Holy shit she’s possessed
Me: *dying of laughter the whole damn video*
11:34 I’m dead😭. the way he just went “AH”
Daz: GET A BUCKET AND A MOP
my brain: don’t do it! DONT U DO IT
me : starts singing wap
Same
@@gracenugent4517 same
Lol same girl same!
fuck sake
Daz: "It's like they shrunk a stripper"
me: *dies of laughter*
My godfather's wife: Are you okay?!
me: Yeah, why?
her: what was that sound? was that you?
me: maybe
her: *walks away and laughs*
@LvPlays random stuff they don't laugh
Ummmm....wut?
That was me as well
thats how my mom is when she hears me laughing like a hyena lmfao
That’s not funny wtf
Daz - "Ship it off to Louisiana?!"
Me - *gets re7 ptsd* yea no don't trust that 😅☕
Imagine if her daughter didn’t win anything and they just went home with no money. Like the mom said, she put so much money into this and she knew that she was going to get it back, imagine if they didn’t
Literally every parent there has probably said that. When there's like 50 girls competing and only 5 winning places, a LOT of them go home empty handed.
They still only win around $200, the dress alone was $1,200 not including the flipper, spray tan and everything else