Daz Watches Cheapskate Parents

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  • @hotsoup1339
    @hotsoup1339 4 роки тому +2687

    “Jeffree Star could never” Daz out here spilling the real tea

  • @cristina9202
    @cristina9202 4 роки тому +4218

    *Child gets sick*
    "Oh well" *throws the whole child away*

  • @thomasemard8862
    @thomasemard8862 3 роки тому +3504

    "and we are abusers" -most accurate thing Daz has ever said.

  • @123willbishop
    @123willbishop 3 роки тому +2070

    Their house is a bit like starting a new game of the sims. You build a huge house to begin with, but then have no money left to furnish it 😅

  • @benmccarthy3177
    @benmccarthy3177 4 роки тому +2068

    4:40 Imagine when their kids friends stay over
    Me: They wouldn't waste money on feeding other kids

    • @iamscaredofjim797
      @iamscaredofjim797 4 роки тому +85

      Ben McCarthy let them eat the grass outside. If they’re lucky they might find a few slugs to get that protein in.

    • @mermaidzoephiahart
      @mermaidzoephiahart 4 роки тому +22

      Their friends are gonna think their squatters

    • @songsandcrazytimes5683
      @songsandcrazytimes5683 4 роки тому +37

      Personally i'd be too ashamed to bring friends home if that was my family

    • @benmccarthy3177
      @benmccarthy3177 4 роки тому +8

      @@songsandcrazytimes5683 fair point, would be feeling weird bringing people to the house

    • @kassie4538
      @kassie4538 4 роки тому +19

      Yeah it would be like
      “Honey! The kids friends are coming round! Do we need to feed them”
      “No! Let them starve! They aren’t our kids so we don’t have to feed them!”
      “Oh ok then”

  • @akiraarnold7954
    @akiraarnold7954 4 роки тому +5500

    “Twat”
    “10 pounds, or dollars or whatever it is”
    He’s so British and I love it

    • @mackenzie6997
      @mackenzie6997 4 роки тому +44

      Akira Arnold same ... on both points I love it and I’m very British too

    • @trish_xx9295
      @trish_xx9295 4 роки тому +31

      I’m British too tehehe

    • @uneven_steven7828
      @uneven_steven7828 4 роки тому +21

      I'm British

    • @ManLikeSully
      @ManLikeSully 4 роки тому +39

      Okay it must be sad being American

    • @declankelly2449
      @declankelly2449 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah the brits and Aussies will relate to this

  • @alberteinstein2121
    @alberteinstein2121 4 роки тому +19406

    *I just can’t even comprehend how people dislike daz when he has such an awesome laugh*

    • @MattiesGaming
      @MattiesGaming 4 роки тому +106

      only 10 people though and a few or 1 or something just do it for being one of the first only people to dislike

    • @pppumpkinnn
      @pppumpkinnn 4 роки тому +49

      HA!

    • @reluctantfollower3189
      @reluctantfollower3189 4 роки тому +32

      YES!

    • @SDB1511
      @SDB1511 4 роки тому +28

      YES

    • @alberteinstein2121
      @alberteinstein2121 4 роки тому +40

      Battsie I’m not sure if you 100% understood but I’ll explain it for you, I meant just people in general. Ten people disliking this video wasn’t included in the point I tried to make while commenting this. The amount of dislikes Daz gets on a video never actually sums up to how many people in general actually just don’t like him... but what I’m trying to say is I don’t understand how a person can quite dislike the guy with a laugh like that. Have a good day :)

  • @boba8758
    @boba8758 3 роки тому +507

    Cheap people: “We wash our dishes in the pool!”
    Daz: “And I have a can of air!”

    • @jukeboxhero.
      @jukeboxhero. 2 роки тому +2

      I cant like the likes are at 69

    • @boba8758
      @boba8758 2 роки тому +1

      @@jukeboxhero. lol

  • @JustinUK03
    @JustinUK03 4 роки тому +226

    "My perspective is your a Twat 😂😂😂" that got me

  • @lovelyceres
    @lovelyceres 4 роки тому +4182

    "i'm Melany O'brien and I'm Shawn O'brien and-"
    "And we are abusers"
    "and we are Americas cheapest family"
    "Or that. I'll go with that as well"

    • @louiehill5462
      @louiehill5462 4 роки тому +6

      MaDiSoN subbed 2 u

    • @rachelthewren3926
      @rachelthewren3926 4 роки тому +19

      Definitely not the cheapest people in the us

    • @asheeqahmarlie394
      @asheeqahmarlie394 4 роки тому +9

      I was busy smoking a cigarette watching that part and wen I blew out I wheezed laughing out 😂😂😂 fucking torture this man is the funniest

    • @sophp568
      @sophp568 4 роки тому +6

      @@louiehill5462 Why would you sub to someone just because they quoted something from a video that everyone clearly heard instead of saying something original/anything at all? People's logic actually make me laugh...

    • @piercethespence
      @piercethespence 4 роки тому +5

      I love your profile pic 😂😂 I love Shane 😂

  • @toughercoot0518
    @toughercoot0518 4 роки тому +670

    It’s quite disgusting that their kids have to suffer so the mum and dad can move to a slightly bigger house and continue to be cheap. The way they clean dishes is a health risk. The fact that they refuse to even buy them a few little toys is just shocking to me.

    • @animavestra7563
      @animavestra7563 4 роки тому +33

      I would have moved to a different relatives by age 4

    • @aussielad5363
      @aussielad5363 4 роки тому +6

      It’s shit

    • @rlg-r7990
      @rlg-r7990 4 роки тому

      Like its like 3 dollars to buy a damn new pan aswell

    • @alexmontgomery5761
      @alexmontgomery5761 4 роки тому +3

      I would have ran away once I realized that it wasn’t normal 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @ta1y.d
      @ta1y.d 4 роки тому

      We get it your cheap

  • @Sonichi666
    @Sonichi666 2 роки тому +133

    Every time he says “twat”, I can’t help but let out a deep laugh, he says it with so much sass it’s perfect

  • @AbsolutelyAmel
    @AbsolutelyAmel 4 роки тому +622

    *Parents introduce themselves*
    Daz: *And we are abusers*
    *FUKEN DEAD*

    • @katieforbes2922
      @katieforbes2922 4 роки тому +6

      Im only replying so u know you got some likes. So....lmao i guess 😂

  • @jonathansports1036
    @jonathansports1036 4 роки тому +484

    3:12 She took the whole "get rid of the couches, we can't let people know we SIT!" meme _way_ too seriously

  • @Nyxisdangerous
    @Nyxisdangerous 4 роки тому +3861

    Woman: “Living room furniture can cost up to $20,000.”
    Me and my 99$ black friday deal Ikea couch: Uhhhhhhh

    • @Nyxisdangerous
      @Nyxisdangerous 4 роки тому +71

      @lion 100% Both of my bookshelves are made out of one of my old loft beds, and my coffee table is actually a kids playroom table from the neighbors. No one notices, you just gotta be a little crafty

    • @ItsYaBoiV
      @ItsYaBoiV 4 роки тому +34

      @lion I was totally thinking about this, some folks don't realize you can usually find really good furniture deals on show models when it's no longer needed on the sales floor. We recently replaced my mom's bed frame with a floor model that was so cheap!

    • @2cool0
      @2cool0 4 роки тому +19

      i think she meant an entire set of everything in a living room can cost that much. which is still waaaaay too much for a living room set. your ass just needs a couch and a tv. fine forget the tv if you want. just get a couch for like 300$.

    • @jaynadiah5498
      @jaynadiah5498 4 роки тому +14

      Also charity shops. super cheap for a sofa

    • @ButterflyJess
      @ButterflyJess 4 роки тому +9

      @@jaynadiah5498 I got amazing furniture from the charity shop for my first apartment. £80 for 2 sofas and they were brill, absolute bargain.

  • @Snakehead-fy4sb
    @Snakehead-fy4sb 3 роки тому +80

    Daz brightens my day with his laugh. If my parents are arguing, i just watch daz and i gain trust in humanity. Why arent there more people like him?

  • @brock_is_key
    @brock_is_key 4 роки тому +3726

    Parents: “I’m Michelle O’Brien and I’m Paul O’Brien”
    Daz: “and we are abusers”

  • @aubreylawrencee
    @aubreylawrencee 4 роки тому +1018

    Her: “some people might think our behavior is over the top and excessive” Daz: “YES” “HERE” “ME” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @samahissimplistic
    @samahissimplistic 4 роки тому +642

    These people: We are the cheapest family in America
    Family in Idaho serving their guests roadkill for dinner: Allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @orpheuseclipse4236
      @orpheuseclipse4236 4 роки тому +1

      What???

    • @allielynes2467
      @allielynes2467 4 роки тому +19

      mysticdaredevil they should all get together and have a party with the roadkill that’s cooked in the pan with the plyer handle and eat it off the dishes that were washed in the pool and sit on all the crappy furniture. And all should talk about new ideas on how they can be even more cheap.

    • @ellierosegrace7995
      @ellierosegrace7995 4 роки тому +7

      The neon cosmonaut yeah the family in Idaho thought a dollar was too much for a plain yellow t-shirt. The family has 10 kids but only five live in the house. I assume the other 5 were able to escape and they literally go out to the middle of nowhere to find roadkill and flowers and that’s all they’ll eat. One of the teenage girls was given a really old dress to wear and she legit asked her mom if she could burn it. Her friend was gonna take her clothes shopping but her mom would only take them to a thrift store or whatever they’re called and yeah. That’s where the dollar being too much for a yellow t-shirt came from cause apparently she could get it at a garage sale cheaper 🤷‍♀️ I find that incredibly stupid but oh well can’t stop people doing what they want. I’m just surprised they’re not ill from eating roadkill cause they don’t know if it’s infected or not

    • @makayla3206
      @makayla3206 4 роки тому +1

      mysticdaredevil LMAOO I live in Idaho and well..not gonna lie

    • @samahissimplistic
      @samahissimplistic 4 роки тому +1

      @@makayla3206 I do too fam. We have found our people (very much joking btw)

  • @cpandolfo3095
    @cpandolfo3095 2 роки тому +33

    *WHAT IS THIS!? THE COJURING!?*
    that part absolutely killed me

  • @kaitlynphaam
    @kaitlynphaam 4 роки тому +538

    Daz: “That’s not furniture love, THATS what I take when I go *fishing* “

  • @tylogical9773
    @tylogical9773 4 роки тому +5293

    Kids: pee in pool
    Parents: ok kids let’s wash the dishes in the pool

    • @hikaru9624
      @hikaru9624 4 роки тому +146

      Ew.....thanks for that thought.

    • @girlscanbedrummers5449
      @girlscanbedrummers5449 4 роки тому +86

      @@hikaru9624 even before they started the water looked brown 🤢

    • @hikaru9624
      @hikaru9624 4 роки тому +40

      @@girlscanbedrummers5449 .......nothing quite like bathing and washing in ditch water.

    • @McLovin18-88
      @McLovin18-88 4 роки тому +19

      I was eating

    • @hikaru9624
      @hikaru9624 4 роки тому +12

      @@McLovin18-88 F

  • @Music-xb2lx
    @Music-xb2lx 4 роки тому +415

    It also looks like she hasn’t updated her wardrobe since 2001

    • @sonja7404
      @sonja7404 4 роки тому +5

      Music Lover more like 1980

  • @kaeleevislay
    @kaeleevislay 3 роки тому +501

    "It's all about people's perspective..."
    "My perspective is that you're a twat"
    I'm literally dying XD

    • @sgtbishop
      @sgtbishop 2 роки тому +8

      That's the funniest part in this video LMAO

  • @Nayvixs
    @Nayvixs 4 роки тому +522

    The way the cheap wife says, “If you don’t mind.” Is disgusting as it shames the friend into letting them borrow HER furniture. 9:10

    • @pervenchemusic
      @pervenchemusic 4 роки тому +3

      No it doesn't she has the ability to say: "no this is my fucking furniture get your own"

    • @coolestpersonalive-me7491
      @coolestpersonalive-me7491 4 роки тому +1

      Harvey Thompson 𝐢 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 "𝐟**𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠" 𝐚𝐧𝐝 "𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧" 𝐢 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐫𝐮𝐝𝐞....𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐚 𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 "𝐇𝐞𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛**𝐜𝐡 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟***𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐰𝐧.𝐎𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐫" 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥? .....𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐬𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝.

    • @inubuns
      @inubuns 4 роки тому

      iiHxoney_cookie!ii then ur a ❄️ if my friend said that I wouldn’t mind lowkey

  • @NeonBlueLight
    @NeonBlueLight 4 роки тому +537

    “Living room furniture can cost up to 20,000$.”
    Where the hell is this woman shopping to where decent furniture is twice as much as my car!? And my car isn’t even crappy!

    • @JayAshBranAudioScripts
      @JayAshBranAudioScripts 3 роки тому +7

      No lie! The only way furniture costs that much is if you buy sets for each room of the house. Even then, MAX, it could be...15k. 10 for the furniture, another 2 for TVs, then the last 3k could be fixing what they damaged

    • @cooperdorr5321
      @cooperdorr5321 3 роки тому

      She gets them from the dump

    • @westgate2913
      @westgate2913 3 роки тому +2

      Idek lol im just like a brand new beautiful comfy couch is like $500

    • @Hi-ex3mx
      @Hi-ex3mx 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/iLRbsGBOdR8/v-deo.html

  • @jayden5256
    @jayden5256 4 роки тому +1386

    "I've seen red sofa's with orange walls!" That "eugh" cracked me up XD

  • @gxorgiex
    @gxorgiex 3 роки тому +49

    “I got an amazing leather 4 seater sofa for £499”
    Daz could be the new face of SCS

    • @sahhull
      @sahhull Рік тому

      Had a £499 SCS sofa.
      £500 wasted. It looked nice, didn't last. It fell apart in 2 years.
      Looked like a 5 year old built it.

  • @fatassratass1574
    @fatassratass1574 3 роки тому +3400

    Robber: breaks into their house
    Robber 5 minutes later: what the f-

  • @tsuyuasui7185
    @tsuyuasui7185 3 роки тому +1496

    Everybody gangsta til’ Linda yells back.

    • @asherjames666
      @asherjames666 3 роки тому +14

      Tsuyu omg heyyyy

    • @yourstrulyvira2173
      @yourstrulyvira2173 3 роки тому +4

      Time-stamp?

    • @asherjames666
      @asherjames666 3 роки тому +7

      @@yourstrulyvira2173 it's from another video

    • @yourstrulyvira2173
      @yourstrulyvira2173 3 роки тому +6

      @@asherjames666 Ohhhhh, can you tell me what video?

    • @asherjames666
      @asherjames666 3 роки тому +5

      @@yourstrulyvira2173 I think it was the try not to get uncomfortable challenge.....I believe but I'm not sure

  • @jodiekimberly8953
    @jodiekimberly8953 4 роки тому +1833

    Lady: “Living room furniture can cost up to 10, $20,000.”
    Me: *family buys $1,000 couch and we thought we spent too much*

    • @AfallinAngel
      @AfallinAngel 4 роки тому +61

      Mine cost 200$ used and I thought that was a lot lol

    • @xcosmicvoidx
      @xcosmicvoidx 4 роки тому +21

      I have a couch that cost £20 lol

    • @xcosmicvoidx
      @xcosmicvoidx 4 роки тому +22

      @@lets_not it was in perfect condition and really clean. Got it from a charity shop that specialises in furniture.
      Comfiest couch I've ever slept on.

    • @Eva-ur5vz
      @Eva-ur5vz 4 роки тому

      same

    • @AfallinAngel
      @AfallinAngel 4 роки тому +3

      @@lets_not hey now i spent 200 on a used one im the biggest loser lol

  • @sodiumhydroxide69
    @sodiumhydroxide69 3 роки тому +38

    “The shower head fell off, so shau-“
    Just screw it back on-

  • @VampireMermaid
    @VampireMermaid 4 роки тому +2046

    The kids probably peed in that pool, now their washing their dishes in it

  • @laylamad
    @laylamad 4 роки тому +427

    *"We're America's cheapest family"*
    Why does it sound like their boasting? 😂🤔

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 4 роки тому +6

      Layla Mad relax they're probably gonna die of like pool disease in two weeks

    • @yea5529
      @yea5529 4 роки тому

      Noelle Fritz lmao

  • @rimakazoku9243
    @rimakazoku9243 4 роки тому +126

    *drill noises* "IT'S RAW!" That absolutely sent me LMAOO

  • @t3ddym9c22
    @t3ddym9c22 2 роки тому +18

    6:31 I'm dying this is too good. 😭🤣
    "Oh, that's the realtor"

  • @supsocoolme9401
    @supsocoolme9401 4 роки тому +9404

    They're like if 5 minute crafts was an actual family

  • @animefirefox1509
    @animefirefox1509 4 роки тому +1786

    If I would want to be this cheap, I wouldn’t get children

    • @lancecoffey7570
      @lancecoffey7570 4 роки тому +72

      Yes. you just get them from the market. 499 apiece haha

    • @gillianfleischer5620
      @gillianfleischer5620 4 роки тому +24

      Jordan Coffey welp that got dark reallll quick

    • @gillianfleischer5620
      @gillianfleischer5620 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah they costs tens of thosands to care for 18 years

    • @debbiedowner6713
      @debbiedowner6713 4 роки тому +8

      Guys, if you get children, you get money to take care of them, plus they cut down on your taxes.

    • @latishagames1996
      @latishagames1996 4 роки тому +33

      No they had to, they didn't wanna pay for condoms 👁️👄👁️

  • @ladydixon9651
    @ladydixon9651 4 роки тому +480

    The thing that always confuses me about extreme cheapskates is why do they need to save the money? What are they going to use the save money for? I just don't get it

    • @CassidyStarke
      @CassidyStarke 4 роки тому +32

      Lady Dixon
      They are not going to do anything with it. They are going to die and have lots if money in the bank.

    • @ladydixon9651
      @ladydixon9651 4 роки тому +31

      @@CassidyStarke That is completely and utterly pointless

    • @CassidyStarke
      @CassidyStarke 4 роки тому +7

      Lady Dixon
      Jup.

    • @tinnypanda
      @tinnypanda 4 роки тому +18

      It’s a mental illness

    • @ladydixon9651
      @ladydixon9651 4 роки тому +21

      @@tinnypanda I hope they receive professional help but knowing the American health system I doubt they'll get it

  • @stephaniegnanaskandan1908
    @stephaniegnanaskandan1908 3 роки тому +65

    I feel like Daz and Gordon Ramsey would be great friends 😂

  • @maybe-id9mw
    @maybe-id9mw 4 роки тому +492

    “Look at her daughter, she’s given up already”
    That one got me it’s hilarious to my 3rd grader mindset

  • @Ruby-zf9mz
    @Ruby-zf9mz 4 роки тому +1117

    Imagine going to their house and your plate smelling like asscrack water

    • @xx_emma_xx4357
      @xx_emma_xx4357 4 роки тому +12

      Rübÿ Kätë ChïTsëŸ unwashed cuse if there like this think about how little body wash or soap they use they also prob bath in that pool lol

    • @melondogs
      @melondogs 4 роки тому +11

      LMAOO

    • @alexcarter1821
      @alexcarter1821 4 роки тому +2

      their*

    • @Ruby-zf9mz
      @Ruby-zf9mz 4 роки тому +1

      Alex Roblox Gaming and More! Thx

    • @kellyel1812
      @kellyel1812 4 роки тому +1

      LMAOOOOOO 😝😝😭😅

  • @Miracleboy42
    @Miracleboy42 3 роки тому +1337

    “Look at her daughters face she given up already” Daz-2020

    • @Hi-ex3mx
      @Hi-ex3mx 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/iLRbsGBOdR8/v-deo.html

    • @lunaaabug
      @lunaaabug 2 роки тому +7

      yes, he said that, im glad you also watched the video

  • @daronlemke8198
    @daronlemke8198 3 роки тому +22

    1:30
    It's not just dirty feet. Kids tend to go to the bathroom in pools as well

  • @mariparker5258
    @mariparker5258 4 роки тому +840

    “At least their kids have cardboard “
    -DAZ GAMES

  • @Sophia-ks9yu
    @Sophia-ks9yu 4 роки тому +157

    My entire 3 bedroom house cost me $10,000 to furnish
    No living room furniture costs 20 grand

  • @hakurai5757
    @hakurai5757 4 роки тому +5604

    This isnt cheapskating
    *This is bad parenting.*

    • @steventhornton4716
      @steventhornton4716 4 роки тому +44

      Couldn't agree more if ur that skint then downsize yer house and actually pay your damn water bill or get a slimline dishwasher hardly uses any water damn!!

    • @wolfyreviews6256
      @wolfyreviews6256 4 роки тому +10

      Hakurai borderline torture

    • @bellers8049
      @bellers8049 4 роки тому +3

      Nope it's chepstake

    • @caityb5008
      @caityb5008 4 роки тому +39

      Megan Baker it’s neglect if you’d wanna get more into how it’s abusive; I’ve seen various cases of neglect and my god of you don’t provide at least the basic care for your kids it’s neglect

    • @elscourou6654
      @elscourou6654 4 роки тому +8

      after having done safeguarding training a couple times this is definitely something that would be reported within duty of care

  • @kitkitzzz1160
    @kitkitzzz1160 2 роки тому +10

    "SSR SSR ITS RAW!" 2:36
    That crack me up man 😂

  • @stonerbrownie1200
    @stonerbrownie1200 3 роки тому +840

    "furniture can cost 10 to 20,000 dollars"
    Me: I got two couches and a coffee table for $250 at a thrift store

    • @mic6074
      @mic6074 3 роки тому +16

      Yes! Second hand furniture is all I've ever really bought/had. I have one love seat that cost 50 bucks, one free love seat (that's in better condition than the 50 bucks one), and a dining room table and chairs that cost 100 bucks.

    • @aimeesheridan8376
      @aimeesheridan8376 3 роки тому +2

      It's 20,000 euro for me

    • @MommaARA
      @MommaARA 3 роки тому

      I got mine for free working the storage facility at Uhaul. Brand new couch and live seat. Still have it and it's wonderful.

    • @chrismccune7619
      @chrismccune7619 3 роки тому +5

      thats a good deal lol

    • @theodore_honeybee6104
      @theodore_honeybee6104 3 роки тому +9

      Maybe they have expensive tastes for some goddamn reason

  • @mirandabiddell914
    @mirandabiddell914 3 роки тому +560

    ''my perspective is that you're a twat" 5:53 i can't w/ him he's too funny😂😭

  • @jami5034
    @jami5034 4 роки тому +2500

    They're acting like homeless people when they live in a huge ass home

    • @HandHooker
      @HandHooker 4 роки тому +5

      Are you just copying him now?

    • @katieo528
      @katieo528 4 роки тому +6

      Agent 48 tesla’s can be good but it depends on where you live. if the temperature changes drastically a lot where you live than it’ll mess with the battery.

    • @anxiety1018
      @anxiety1018 4 роки тому +3

      Agent 48 ur fucking cool

    • @lonewolf3138
      @lonewolf3138 4 роки тому +6

      I'm the android sent by cyber life

    • @laurenalexis1271
      @laurenalexis1271 4 роки тому +5

      Big houses like that aren’t that expensive in the suburbs. And there cheaply made

  • @jessicaowens5482
    @jessicaowens5482 3 роки тому +10

    3:25 P.O.V:
    "I don't have money for this toy you can make your own at home"

  • @zinnia2738
    @zinnia2738 4 роки тому +140

    Kid: "I can see myself in the plate"
    Daz: "yeah yeah can you see your future, your going to have no friends and your also going to have LYMES DISEASE!"
    😂😂😂

  • @stef-jz5mq
    @stef-jz5mq 4 роки тому +1048

    “Would you like some lasagna ala my sons feet?” had me dying 😂😂😂

    • @bellakaiser3936
      @bellakaiser3936 4 роки тому +9

      Yes please!’

    • @stef-jz5mq
      @stef-jz5mq 4 роки тому +9

      @Bella Kaiser haha ngl it should be on menu

    • @bellakaiser3936
      @bellakaiser3936 4 роки тому +9

      stefi pluu 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @figure1021
      @figure1021 4 роки тому +8

      ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

    • @stef-jz5mq
      @stef-jz5mq 4 роки тому +4

      @MrFork LOL
      Btw cool face thingy
      I’m not big brain so I can only do these :)

  • @miadeblay
    @miadeblay 4 роки тому +365

    mother:some people might think our behavior is over the top.
    Daz: YES, HERE, ME!!!

    • @Hi-ex3mx
      @Hi-ex3mx 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/iLRbsGBOdR8/v-deo.html

    • @girlastetic5644
      @girlastetic5644 3 роки тому +3

      I was about to do the same thing😂🤣

  • @aquaticpencil8513
    @aquaticpencil8513 5 місяців тому +6

    6:48:
    Daz: "He looked like the dad I'm sorry."
    The Plot Twist: The realtor is the father

  • @meztlypecina7620
    @meztlypecina7620 4 роки тому +2332

    The Pepsi bottle shower head looks like it came from 5 minutes crafts

  • @RC.-
    @RC.- 4 роки тому +2719

    “I can see myself in the plates!”
    That’s because your dead skin cells are all over it.

  • @planetsj527
    @planetsj527 4 роки тому +272

    "I've never seen Gordon Ramsay operating his oven with a drill"
    I'm crying 😂😂😂

  • @-killzo-mccauley6074
    @-killzo-mccauley6074 2 роки тому +10

    I have so much respect for you daz, you're absolutely amazing. Me as a woman if I had to chose to go in a room with a man it would be you, I trust you so much you made every scary thing funny. You deserve the world and I'm so grateful that I found your UA-cam because if I didn't I don't know what I would do, you're my comfort UA-cam and I love you so much

    • @mammabear1231
      @mammabear1231 10 місяців тому

      Felt this so much I've watched him since I was in middle school and he was doing vine ❤

  • @dorcat2867
    @dorcat2867 4 роки тому +171

    Woman: Some people think our behaviour is over the top.
    Daz: YES! HERE!! ME!!!!!

    • @Rogue_MidKnight
      @Rogue_MidKnight 4 роки тому

      Dor Cat fun sky I was hoping someone made a comment over that part 😂😂

  • @nixpixelcore8041
    @nixpixelcore8041 4 роки тому +373

    The cleanest place
    For your dinner plates
    --------T h e l a w n----------

    • @ThatFangurlTho
      @ThatFangurlTho 4 роки тому +5

      The visual effects of the sentence. And the Tsukki Profile pic.

    • @noodlegarnish5891
      @noodlegarnish5891 3 роки тому

      Yes
      Actually
      -------T H E - B A C K Y A R D

    • @delilahedin09
      @delilahedin09 3 роки тому

      @@noodlegarnish5891 no I’m not American hun.

    • @grace.1
      @grace.1 3 роки тому

      @@delilahedin09 what? A backyard isn’t American, I’d know that since I don’t come from America. Stop being such a judgy brat

  • @jasiriking7023
    @jasiriking7023 4 роки тому +1462

    “At least there kids aren’t doing fortnite dances” probs bc they don’t know what technology is.

    • @lexiebowe8152
      @lexiebowe8152 4 роки тому +7

      Jasiri King ya hah imagine that like they do a fortnite dance and there parents are like what’s that they say it’s from technology there like what we’re bringing it back to the shops ur not aloud that

    • @jasiriking7023
      @jasiriking7023 4 роки тому +3

      Lexie Bowe yeha sounds about right😂

    • @mutamaneltaib6277
      @mutamaneltaib6277 4 роки тому +2

      dam son tahts tough XD

    • @Midnight-xw7tv
      @Midnight-xw7tv 4 роки тому +1

      Heh so true

    • @xx_emma_xx4357
      @xx_emma_xx4357 4 роки тому +1

      Jasiri King I thought almost exactly that but I thought
      Prob bc they don’t know what WI-FI is!

  • @remanaziz3773
    @remanaziz3773 2 роки тому +7

    I swear Daz is the FUNNIEST UA-camr I have ever watched this man makes me laugh in EVERY video I don’t remember once where I haven’t laughed when I watch his vids. He makes everyone happy when there down, we are SO grateful Daz. Keep making people laugh!

  • @dutchvanderlinde8923
    @dutchvanderlinde8923 4 роки тому +292

    Neighbour: looks over fence sees them washing the dishes in the pool
    Them: invites neighbours for dinner
    Neighbour: 😅 no

    • @grandshadowseal
      @grandshadowseal 4 роки тому +6

      Those kids are going to have a lot of questions when they grow up and realize that this is not normal...

    • @chloepresley2000
      @chloepresley2000 4 роки тому +4

      they wouldn't waste money on feeding the neighbours lol

  • @itssamfigueroa
    @itssamfigueroa 4 роки тому +353

    Daz: *sees house*
    They don’t even look like they even need to save money
    They’re living in a SHOPPING CENTER
    😂😂

  • @heinousman3730
    @heinousman3730 3 роки тому +1645

    I like how Daz talks about the kids friends as if they have any.

    • @mabel9610
      @mabel9610 3 роки тому +13

      lol under rated

    • @WeirdRósBán
      @WeirdRósBán 3 роки тому +7

      😂

    • @alexiagalaxy2992
      @alexiagalaxy2992 3 роки тому +20

      I was thinking the same thing. Like they probably lost all the friends once they visit the home

    • @byronboast8977
      @byronboast8977 3 роки тому +6

      Bro that’s mean

    • @hollie7723
      @hollie7723 3 роки тому +22

      @@byronboast8977 but it's kinda true....

  • @erinbelanger8614
    @erinbelanger8614 3 роки тому +33

    women: furniture can cost up to 10-20 thousand dollars.
    me: lady, I don't think the queen is selling her throne for that much.

    • @sahhull
      @sahhull Рік тому

      Just mentally totting up the total in my living room.
      Inc TV, hifi, consoles, furniture etc.
      There's around £10,000 in one room.

    • @sahhull
      @sahhull Рік тому +1

      Just mentally totting up the total in my living room.
      Inc TV, hifi, consoles, furniture etc.
      There's around £10,000 in one room.

  • @joestar5629
    @joestar5629 4 роки тому +347

    “And your also gonna have LiME DisEaSe”
    I’m dead 😂

  • @xx_emma_xx4357
    @xx_emma_xx4357 4 роки тому +628

    Imagine their children on Christmas Day lol
    Their Christmas list must be like
    .a sofa
    .a bed
    .a wardrobe
    .blankets
    .a dollhouse not made of cardboard
    .a proper shower head
    .proper parents
    .being able to wash dishes in the SINKKK
    ALSO why do they want a bigger space when they hardly furnish the one they currently have? I’m so confused at why they want MORE space.

  • @dinalester2863
    @dinalester2863 4 роки тому +174

    This is a slap in the face to all the less fortunate people worldwide.

    • @ashleypetrini4627
      @ashleypetrini4627 4 роки тому +27

      It really is. Especially when we (my family) clean and dry dishes like a normal person, we change the heads on our sinks and shower (mind you, the replacements are cheap but still....) AND we own furniture. Seeing these people who make a decent amount of $$$ do this to "save" is just agrivating. Like, you could get a shower head at a dollar store for maybe $5 AT MOST (not but best, but at least you could shower). I wonder if they showed the realtor the shower. And if they did, I would have loved to have seen his reaction

    • @RosieHip24
      @RosieHip24 4 роки тому +2

      It's scripted

    • @MalliTrAxxZz
      @MalliTrAxxZz 4 роки тому

      @@RosieHip24 It's still a slap in the face to actual poor people.

  • @sophiegrant7798
    @sophiegrant7798 3 роки тому +10

    "Wait no that's not the dad" had me proper giggling.

  • @jessicadelgado390
    @jessicadelgado390 4 роки тому +89

    They are destroying that beautiful house with their *savings*.

  • @martynan7221
    @martynan7221 4 роки тому +145

    Daz's impressions have me wheezing.
    "I never see Gordon Ramsey operating his oven with a drill *drill noises* it's raw' " 😂

  • @noahlassalle1734
    @noahlassalle1734 4 роки тому +390

    “Made this wrench” first off it’s not a wrench it’s vice grips and second HOW TF DO YOU MAKE YOUR OWN VICE GRIPS

    • @amylouise3242
      @amylouise3242 4 роки тому +11

      Noah Lassalle I was thinking the same thing, like bitch ya husband didn’t make shit 😂

    • @vanessalauchande9103
      @vanessalauchande9103 4 роки тому +1

      hard work and determination son

    • @ursaminor9780
      @ursaminor9780 4 роки тому +4

      Noah Lassalle Apparently that’s why they have to save money: the husband must’ve purchased the equipment necessary to create fucking stainless steel vice grips!!!
      But hey... you saved on oven mitts!

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 роки тому +1

      She was blatantly saying he "made" a handle using vice grips, which is generous enough, but she clearly didn't think he made the vice grips.

    • @benthompson5789
      @benthompson5789 4 роки тому +1

      Fkn u buy fuel to go to bunnings and buy a pair

  • @AutumnIover
    @AutumnIover Рік тому +11

    So we ain’t gonna talk about how he did that drill noise PERFECTLY!?? (Time 2:27 )

  • @jessheaps6948
    @jessheaps6948 4 роки тому +223

    “I can’t live in a Ferrari, but I can live in a house”. This is very true daz very true🤣🤣🤣

    • @wertyderop6507
      @wertyderop6507 4 роки тому +1

      You can technically live in a Ferrari, but you can’t drive a house.

    • @zach4936
      @zach4936 4 роки тому

      @@wertyderop6507 😕

    • @jessheaps6948
      @jessheaps6948 4 роки тому

      wertyderop u have beaten the system my friend

  • @DrWeirdo123
    @DrWeirdo123 3 роки тому +356

    Couches are about 10 20 grand
    Me: the fuck it’s not

    • @Hi-ex3mx
      @Hi-ex3mx 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/iLRbsGBOdR8/v-deo.html

  • @viloceraptorx5102
    @viloceraptorx5102 4 роки тому +2997

    I like how they are "Cheapskates" but, they have kids, a ginormous home, and the parents haven't sold their wedding rings

    • @enxivity7468
      @enxivity7468 4 роки тому +100

      They could have sold their BRAINS to get bwtter brains

    • @katerzq
      @katerzq 3 роки тому +28

      @@enxivity7468 good idea

    • @keeganbrown5637
      @keeganbrown5637 3 роки тому +29

      @@enxivity7468 good idea and at least don’t ask you neighbor to use furniture that would be so awkward to be their neighbor

    • @noodlegarnish5891
      @noodlegarnish5891 3 роки тому +4

      IKR

    • @zacplayz6862
      @zacplayz6862 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

  • @fardan2233
    @fardan2233 3 роки тому +63

    I wonder what they give each other for Christmas…

  • @francescamcdonnell
    @francescamcdonnell 3 роки тому +176

    My dad is a carpenter he would spend 30 minutes yelling at them for...well everything

  • @spookshima
    @spookshima 4 роки тому +71

    "Some people might think our Behavior is Over the top."
    Daz: *Y E S*

  • @violetrodrigez9307
    @violetrodrigez9307 4 роки тому +169

    "Look at thier daughter she's given up already"
    Society: just like us 🤣

  • @Hellslokitawolf
    @Hellslokitawolf 2 роки тому +11

    When I watched 4:04 I thought to myself “is this woman brain damaged?”

  • @jeromeblocks7881
    @jeromeblocks7881 4 роки тому +159

    Daz: *sees a bunch of crosses in the house*
    Daz: 'WHAT IS THIS, THE CONJURING?!?!?
    Me:*dies of laughter*

  • @isabelberglim5206
    @isabelberglim5206 4 роки тому +72

    2:37 why is nobody talking abt daz’s perfect drill impression

    • @levit8213
      @levit8213 4 роки тому

      Cuz we don't know who das is

    • @isabelberglim5206
      @isabelberglim5206 4 роки тому +1

      Silver møøn oopsie

    • @baydiac
      @baydiac 4 роки тому

      Silver møøn You watched daz. That’s who he is; check the name of the channel.

  • @dizzydi5086
    @dizzydi5086 4 роки тому +116

    I was afraid after they washed the dishes they were gonna make the kids take a bath in it next.

  • @Wet_Rag565
    @Wet_Rag565 Місяць тому +1

    *"can you see your future? though? can you see your future in that plate? you're gonna have no friends and you're gonna have LIME DIESEASE"*
    Had me rolling, keep dazzling Daz and make us all die of laughter man best comedian ever XD

  • @joanneroberts2357
    @joanneroberts2357 4 роки тому +127

    "WELL HE CAN BUY A CAR AND A SUIT THEN" "Oh it's not him... "

  • @SethColby69
    @SethColby69 4 роки тому +176

    so they swim and clean with the same water each time
    damn this family really out here trying to be the next shrek family

    • @NKC228
      @NKC228 4 роки тому

      At least they use water

    • @Phoenix-jb6tz
      @Phoenix-jb6tz 4 роки тому +3

      @@NKC228 that won't be looking like water for long

    • @NKC228
      @NKC228 4 роки тому +1

      @@Phoenix-jb6tz im pretty sure they mentioned they clean the water but.. dont trust me

    • @Jessespresso
      @Jessespresso 4 роки тому +3

      They're using more water in that pool than they would if they filled up a sink. I'm thinking they probably don't even change the water 🤢

    • @shaquilleoatmeal3879
      @shaquilleoatmeal3879 4 роки тому +1

      Don’t insult papa shreku like that

  • @faffaloop1740
    @faffaloop1740 4 роки тому +161

    “dad gets an SUV that’s not a waste of money”
    “oh wait that’s not the dad”
    🤣😂

  • @siedah8107
    @siedah8107 3 роки тому +11

    "Your making life harder for YOURFELVES"

  • @jennifernguyen3688
    @jennifernguyen3688 4 роки тому +68

    I’m not even a carpenter, but that fence triggered me to the core.

  • @kazukisagara7843
    @kazukisagara7843 4 роки тому +101

    Boy: "I can see my face on the plate!"
    Daz: "Can you see your future in it?"
    Me: "You're gonna need to dunk yourself in that dishsoap pool to ease that burn, kid."

    • @lilla1146
      @lilla1146 4 роки тому +1

      And then he got lime disease.

  • @carameldoodles
    @carameldoodles 4 роки тому +1324

    Daz: *didn't finish his dinner*
    Mom: You didn't finish!
    Daz: It's only one bean!
    Mom: There's a rich family starving down the road!!
    Daz: You got an envelope?
    Mom: Yeah?
    Daz: SEND IT TO EM!!!
    Edit: HOLY SHIT!! SO MANY LIKES!! THANKS SO MUCH!!

    • @itzcloudieout4869
      @itzcloudieout4869 4 роки тому +5

      Oml love that one 😂😂👏👏👏

    • @katielawler6122
      @katielawler6122 4 роки тому +5

      Omg the old vine days 😂👏👏👏

    • @TheBigJHeard
      @TheBigJHeard 4 роки тому +4

      This comment needs more likes😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @ihatescottsdale251
      @ihatescottsdale251 4 роки тому +3

      Rich family starving?

    • @carameldoodles
      @carameldoodles 4 роки тому +1

      @@ihatescottsdale251 I made it reference the video

  • @jadedpulseofficial
    @jadedpulseofficial 3 роки тому +3

    2:33 ITS RAW

  • @ellieg9038
    @ellieg9038 4 роки тому +99

    “Living room furniture can cost up to 10,20 thousand dollars”
    What furniture is she buying?!

    • @anannonymouscoverartist
      @anannonymouscoverartist 4 роки тому +4

      No idea. Honestly... I feel Bad for. Thease Kids....

    • @NITR0NAGINOSS
      @NITR0NAGINOSS 4 роки тому +4

      lol its gucci

    • @Edmonton-of2ec
      @Edmonton-of2ec 4 роки тому +1

      Furniture hand-fucking-crafted out of velvet and mahogany wood!!! And she ain’t buying that!

  • @lilymckeever9777
    @lilymckeever9777 4 роки тому +675

    *“At least they don’t do fortnite dances”*
    *Aᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ Lᴇᴠᴇʟ 9999999*

  • @f4zefoolio73
    @f4zefoolio73 4 роки тому +227

    Why do they need a bigger house there is nothing in their house there’s like a toddler chair and a bean bag why do they need a bigger house

    • @chiclet1052
      @chiclet1052 4 роки тому +1

      Ya, that was my first thought.

    • @RosieHip24
      @RosieHip24 4 роки тому +1

      It's a completely scripted show, it's fake

    • @Soulociraptr
      @Soulociraptr 4 роки тому

      Exactly, that made zero sense.

  • @luckpots2916
    @luckpots2916 3 роки тому +15

    Woman: " I think it all depends on a person's perspective"
    Daz: " My perspective is that your a twat "