Dark Dungeons - JonTron
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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Will Jon go to hell because he played Dungeons and Dragons?! No...but probably for other things...
Social Media:
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Cast:
Jon - Jon Jafari
Cult Leader - Gys De Villiers
Young Cult Apprentice - Jay William Thomas
Homeless Richard - Joseph Hernandez
Party Girl #1 - Brooke Comegys
Party Girl #2 - Emily Mathwich
Extreme Party Boy #100 - Aramis Klein
Pikachu LARPer - Sergio Torres
Credits:
Director/Writer - Jon Jafari
Assistant Director - Sergio Torres
Director of Photography - Nick Oliver
Assistant Camera - Dylan Lopez
Gaffer - Mike Shayne
Sound - Matt Nissen
Makeup/Practical Effects - Melanie Licata
Set Designer - Lynell Vinuya
Production Assistant - Aramis Klein
Post Production:
Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
Assistant Editor - Andrew Reynoso
Visual Effects - James Russo
Music:
OST 01 Tutorial - by sawsquarenoise
Colossal Trailer Music - Civil War - Nick Road
Title Cards/Intro/Art Assets - Michael Azzi : / michafrar
JonTron Logo: Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill of / dykgaming
Thanks Ross and Holly for the sick recommendation :3
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This movie's production quality makes it look like Jon made the movie up to review it
Right? When Jon was making fun of the conversation between the hooded cult members with him wearing the same hood, I actually thought he was doing a skit with them until he started commentating over it.
Honestly, I couldn't tell when it was fake or the movie. When I saw all of the cult people standing around talking about things and John popped up talkin about Bill Nye I thought it was all just a skit, but then they kept goin. I got so confused.
Although I think this movie would be a lot better if JonTron were actually in it like this.
The main characters were surprisingly good actors. I was expecting utter garbage.
at first i couldn't tell if the scenes were Jon's skits or the actual movie
wait a sec the beginning wasn't a skit? what reality warping wizardry is this?
it's funny how one can't tell what part is Jon fucking around, and what part is the actual...."movie".
Yu Narukami
His stuff was better than the movie... although the movie set the bar a biiiit low
Here I was afraid I was the only one.
When the scene looks like it's been polished at production grade, features coherent plot and invests into the continuous character development - it's Jon fucking around.
Yu didn't you lose to jojo
+the doctor what
I love how she didn’t handwrite a suicide note. She PRINTED one with selected font.
Ha
Thing is: it is one to one the same font the note uses in the comic
The entire film is taking the piss
They say cursive is dying out...
...at least it wasn't comic sans lol
That’s the level of petty we should all aspire to be.
“I’ll be damned if this b**** doesn’t know I put effort into this”
"ARE YOU READY TO RPG?!"
"Sorry, I can't do the usual time this week, how about Wednesday?"
"Wednesday doesn't work for me, how about Tuesday?"
"What if we did a late session?"
"Sorry, I can't. I have really early shifts this week."
"Can anyone do Thursday afternoon?"
"Oh, yeah."
"Thursday works."
"Definitely, I can do Thursday."
"Thursday afternoon it is, then."
**Thursday afternoon**
"Where is Josh?"
"He said he'd be five minutes late. Has anyone heard from Cindy?"
"No."
"Pat?"
**Two hours later**
"Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. But I brought food!"
"Josh!"
"JOSH!"
"Oh, where's Cindy? And Pat?"
"Sigh. Guess it's another one-shot this time."
I hate how accurate this is 😂
Stop 😭
This did make me actually sad.
Oh no... Who knew being in a demon cult was this hardddd
Damn bro. Too real, lmao
Every single shot in this movie looks like the start of a porno.
Daniel Brazell best comment ever
Especially the scenes with Cthulhu
you know what it does. Im waiting for this DnD session go into irl erp
Cause pornos and Christian movies are both low budget.
Damn, why are you kind of right?
As a RPGer I can tell you this is 100% accurate,we are indeed the coolest kids in any school,spreading the RPG mind set to all we come across,praise cuthulu
Rexy Rex PRAISED BE OUR LORD OF EVIL LARP BRAINWASH!!!
Seeingstarsyet? PRAISE HIM!!!!
Why worship cthulhu when you can worship me?
King kek
(That was an SCP reference)
The funny thing is, I was introduced to dungeons and dragons at a Christian youth center lol
Then there's my entire group that are all Catholics that play it
Thats how they getcha
same lmao
So was I, kinda
My sisters pathfinder club would meet up in the basement of a church, not sure if they were Christian or not
Jon's production value is better than the movie
Also, "The thief who is to the night as the day is to the shadow." Doesn't that mean that said thief is like... really bad at being dark and sneaky?
+ABEGIOSTZ Well, this means that the filmmakers are terrible at writing. That's about it, to be honest.
Seriosuly I didn't know which parts were him making fun of it and which parts were really in the movie
"Don't be a Richard"
Processing..
Processing..
OHHHHHH
I don't get it
'Dick' Is a shortened version of 'Richard' (Don't ask me why.) Thus, 'Don't be a Richard' = 'Dont be a dick'
+Connor Monie (batboy) aaaaahh
I'd have spent an entire day trying to figure that out.
+Defalt47 you ask nicely
When Jontron pulled out his rpg from under the table I died
Watch Doge WELL IF YOU SAY SO
Pfffffffff
Stinkybeans93 you ok?
Watch Doge I was quoting him lol
lol
because you got shot
Everything in this movie could’ve been avoided if the girls knew the warning signs of a bad DM!
Giving them characters they don’t even get to name, telling them about the “true power” which should OBVIOUSLY be achieved after leveling up significantly and going through some character development, making the players leave after they die instead of just making a new character.
Also she’s like in her mid 30s and is playing DND at a college frat party so I think that’s as red of a flag as possible.
Toe to Tip That's a Bart That bitch is in her 50s man.
Don't forget she threatened to just clear their items unless they kill a character.
I keep hearing allusions to older people attending college parties in american media. Is that a common problem over there?
She is probably in her 40's
@@warlordofvideogameglitches 40s? Hell I'd still do her
12:22
"I think it's time for you to *really* cast spells"
Ah yes, the ever so powerful level 4 spells, containing such power as *control water* and *locate creature*
Create food and Water would solve so many things...
I know, right? Prestidigitation is the only spell you actually need for every circumstance. And it's free.
Good for messing around with people, bad for summoning Cthulhu.
Don't forget Neutralize Poison! The most evil spell of all!
I mean to be fair, both of those would be at least somewhat useful trying to find and summon Cthulu
"I have no mercy, I am chaotic neutral!"
-Every rogue ever
More likely to happen
CN Rogue: "I vote that we swipe the loot and run."
But she was the wizard...
I don't like how close this describes me
except chaotic neutral players who actually know what in the fuck chaotic neutral is, would sometimes show mercy. what you're thinking of is called Chaotic EVIL.
Well fuck...my Dragonborn barbarian sucks at being a CN because he spared the person who cost him his arm
I know I'm almost 3 years late, but clerics can't cast magic missile.
And they are not chaotic neutral, and don't have the "true power"
@@sr.l8366 In 5e the alignment doesn't matter. And a celric may see in and of himself possessing "the true power" but I think the movie was playing at Satans power, trying to be coy without being clever.
Unless they take Magic Initiate
@@forseti9006 I think you're assuming to much of the movie at that point
THANK YOU!
My favorite line from now until the end of time is “I have no mercy I am chaotic neutral”
They have no motives, no alignment, they are but a vessel of chaos.
Is Chaotic Neutral objectively the worst alignment? I've never met a CN character that wasn't just a complete asshat.
@@vsGoliath96 No that would be chaotic evil. Chaotic neutral means that they can just do anything at any time. It's like just more crazy true neutral.
@@scaredycatgaming4890 Yeah, that's what I'm saying! Chaotic evil you can always trust to be evil. Chaotic Neutral almost always leads to a complete shit show of a character. It might be entirely my own experience, but I have never had a good time with CN characters.
@@vsGoliath96 People that play chaotic neutral characters usually make their character play as chaotic evil.
It's Reeeeeeally hard distinguishing the movie review with Jon's edits now.
I can barely tell in this one..
Thats sort of the point.
He's definitely come a long way. His resources have strongly improved since the old days. I'm thoroughly impressed.
Hey Jontron, there's a YT account that's pretending to be you and giving out links for false rewards (and most likely a virus). You should deal with this.
I understand why that might happen but umm if John is in it its his
He actually directed Dark Dungeons just for the purpose of this UA-cam video.
I lost it when he pulled out the RPG-7 xD
"ARE YOU READY TO RPG?!"
RPG! RPG!
WELL IF U SAY SO
Me to xD
I was on my way to write this xD
+CarozQH YES ABSOLUTELY
my Christian dad walked in the room and I had to explain what jontron is, one of the most stressful things i had to do in my life
I’m a Christian and I watch JonTron...
r/thatdefinitelyhappened
@@pyramidhead6998 of course it happened, don't you know about these protestants?
@@catarinamelchiorgomes8750 damn prots be ruining Christianity since Martin Luther
@@Arcticroberto9376 oooh boy...
The irony of including JRR Tolkien and C.S. Lewis was that they were both Catholic, and The Chronicles lf Narnia even included religious symbolisms from Christianity
Not ironic at all, just plain sad the way some fundamentalist protestants view catholics
Narnia is basically the bible into an adaptation
Beyond that they were _theologians_ like they were in deep, they were with the lord.
C.S. Lewis was actually Anglican, but they were both certainly Christian.
C.s. lewis wrote some incredible books about christianity, too like Screwtape Letters.
EXCELLENT RPG-ING DEBBIE
*Allah Hu Ackbar intensifies*
You win the internet. Congrats.
Can we talk about how Jon casually has an RPG?
No
Hey, he's half-Iranian after all!
Hint for the OP: _It's not real._
good-ass prop department
@@heavyg6044 wdym its totally real he blasted a hole in the wall can see granny next door praying to moon god
2 ladies can have a lot of fun alone in a dorm room. For example: checkers
How dare you, clearly they would play something much more stimulating! Chess is the obvious choice.
No! Chinese checkers is where it's at
What about a game of go fish?
Or... Lesbian sex?
Ai Laik Myms nah mate get that lame shit outta here
6:54 damn that's one hell of a daytime party
I was thinking the exact same thing like even if it’s Saturday who has a party at 3 in the afternoon
the fact that i can barely tell jon's skits from the actual movie is either a compliment to jon's production team or an insult to the studio that made the movie and im not sure which it is
i took one look at the game table and my mind was crying out: "Why are they only setting out d6's with dice cups. Get this YAHTZEE!-ass BS off of my table!"
Did everyone just gloss over that "molestria" joke when jon was fighting in the movie.
Took me a second watch, to actually hear it XD
It's the little jokes that get me best
Man.... I grew up in east central Mississippi in a VERY small town, and you would find these little bastards lying in the road EVERYWHERE!! I always imagined there was some crazy old man driving around crop dusting these things all over the place lol. I hate Mississippi with a passion lol.
I've always called it "Tactical Litter" they make the covers look weird enough that you pick it up and look into it. I can say with certainty that it's never convinced anyone to come into church lol
I would like to know how sparing this enemy would lead to her losing all her gold and weapons. Is he going to spring up, grab them, and run away laughing? Are they going to just kind of dissipate?
Also, what kind of shitty DM railroads her party into only violent actions?
Women moment
C.S Lewis?
He literally wrote the books because he started believing in God
God even exists in Narnia. Narnia is just another world He created, and Aslan was created to be the savior to that world that Jesus was to Earth.
@@James11111 I always thought Aslan and Jesus were supposed to be one and the same, but I could be wrong. I'm pretty sure there's a quote at the end of Dawn Treader where Aslan says he exists outside of Narnia too, he's just known by a different name. Might just be my interpretation though.
@@joshstirrat9769 Could be similar to the trinity. With how the father, the son, and the holy spirit are all seperate things, but also all aspects of God.
The little bit said because they could have been found in occult book stores. So anything good enough for the shelves there has to be satanic in an evangelist like Chick.
It's a joke. The movie is satire.
What makes this more funny is that there's a guy wearing a Hawkins highschool jacket😂
You know, coming back here and thinking back on my college years... it's kinda true that my grades started going down when I joined the rpg club.
Of course that would have happened with literally any club I would have spent time at instead of studying.
Also it's hilarious that D&D Clerics were originally based on teutonic knights, one of the most hardcore catholic orders ever created.
Literally just realized she's indirectly saying "that is not dead which can eternal lie". The creators of this even pulled from the the ravings of the mad Arab Abdul Al'Hazred
This whole thing was a fun recreation on how crazy the OG material was by the same folks that did The Gamers Movies.
“I have no mercy, for I am Chaotic Neutral!”
“Excellent RPGing!”
This is satire. There is no way this is not satire.
It literally is! 🤣
I crack up every time I watch it 🤣
And the guy who took it dead serious approved it even
It became satire at "Those are the RPGers" i choked laughing at that line
@@Mediados there's no way. He had to have known that this was a giant joke.
I can't even tell the difference between the actual movie and Jon's additions.
It took me a while at first to realize that the demon scenes weren't Jon Tron. I was like, wtf? computer screens, haha, oh wow... oh no... that's... that's the movie... that's the movie....
+David Koster ya lol
this is how you differ,
if a scean has jonton
its jontrons clip
if it doesn't
its not.
IKR
is the first part made up or part of the movie? like the begining
The most unrealistic part of this was a D&D group meeting that consistently.
Amen. Especially IRL. It's easier online but even then it's hella inconsistent
oof
CrimsonChick
exactly, my group ended up on a cliffhanger with my character the last time i played and i haven’t heard from one player in almost a month.
can’t start because her pet mount is important to the plot.
*sad DM noises*
And not going off on insane bunny trails.
I like to imagine the reason the school was trying to kick out the role players is because they graduated already but just will not leave
Yes, this!
_They never leave!!_
I run a gaming night at the comic book shop I'm employed at, and that is so insanely accurate. Every single session is a bloody struggle to shoo everyone out so I can lock up the store. It's gotten so bad that we sometimes play a little longer in the parking lot. Or if it's an adult group, we might even take it to the bar across the street. I'm just too kind to my players.
@MadamFoogie sounds like you’re the root of the problem, enabler 🤷🏽♂️ That’s what you get for running a store selling candy bars & caffeine instead of xanax bars & codeine
@@kevindube7096 I'd gladly sell them that if it were legal. Some of those people really need to chill.
Would explain why they’re like 30
MadamFoogie Imagine walking into a bar and see a bunch of people playing dnd.
This whole thing felt like the setup to a well scripted adult film. I kept waiting for the sex to start.
Yeah, especially the whole "We'd have to spend the whole Saturday together alone in our dorm room, and there's totally nothing fun we could do there :P" bit felt like the intro to a porn.
Omg yeah, when the guy was like,”that was the best Rpg-ing in I’ve seen in 15 years!” I thought I miss-remembered this video and I almost left. Also when they’re talking about RPG-ing in their dorm I straight up thought the next shot would be them together in bed. Their always a second from making this movie NC-17
I'm still waiting by the way....
This does have Skinimax vibes.
Would've been worth a lot more of my time and attention.
"ARE YOU READY FOR THE MAIN EVENT? ARE YOU READY TO RPG?"
"YEAHHHH"
"Okay, everyone roll for initiative."
16
Damn I got a 1
Yadriel Vento bardic inspiration add a 1D10
@@thefreshemperorofsacredter572 can I borrow your dice? I forgot mine.
I got 10 ... What can I do now?
Fun fact, Narnia actually has a ton of religious references in it so the fact that it was considered witch craft here just sends me.
And lotr has catholic values
@@NoxArcani-z4u Yup. Aragorn for instance really takes inspiration primarily from King David but also Jesus. He's of a bloodline that stretches back to a legendary golden age of their civilization (Numenor). His reunification of Arnor and Gondor into a single kingdom following the war has parallels to Judea and Israel in the Books of Kings. Both King David and Aragorn are known for their musical talents.
I didn't grow up christian, so I didn't pick up on the christian allegory in narnia until I reread all the books as an adult.
Occult books also have a lot of religious references, so that doesn't really mean anything.
It’s so hilarious. My parents banned C S Lewis when I was growing up because, magic. Oh and also he was “Catholic or something” and my good protestant parents weren’t having any of that robe-and-incense bullshit
Jon could reveal that he actually just made Dark Dungeons himself, and nobody would argue with him.
Ikr, its so ridiculous and his cuts fit so well with it he might as well just have produced it.
HOOHOO
You coulda called this film dorks v. cthulu, and NO ONE would've argued with you.
I would. Jon's skits are much higher production
Hoo, hoo!
I still love how accusatory the dean or whoever is.
"It's just imagination."
"Is it?"
"Well obviously, wait, did you think-"
"Where are the bodies, Debby?"
TWENTY EIGHT FIREBALLS.
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE THEM A SAVING THROW, DID YOU?
@@goldenpig6453 i didn't expect that reference
@@user-me3ge8de4ome neither
@@goldenpig6453 DID YOU DRAIN YOUR SPELL SLOTS? METAMAGIC?
THEY WERE TAKING FIRE DAMAGE, BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY.
BUT YOU CASTED IT, AGAIN AND AGAIN
@@testedhawkJUST SAY "I CASTED THEM!!" IS THAT _SO HARD?!_
DnD is a Christian game if you align yourself against demons.
But the Christian game I recommend is Doom because you protect the world against all the forces of hell!
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your super shotgun and Your plasma rifle, they comfort me."
Is it wrong that I read that in Coolio's voice?
don't forget in the original DooM the Doom Marine (Canon wise is the decendant of B.J Blazkowitz from castle wolfenstien) killed the icon of sin, and in doom 2 saved earth and so on.
And in E2M1 in Doom you lose health if you stand in the upside-down cross
Huh I didn't realize that
"We don't have to kill him do we?"
"At it would cost is your gold and your weapons!"
That's a really shitty DM.
she also assigned them names and characters.
Fallout 4?
(Joking, I actually love Fallout)
+slayertakim1 there is none. It's like playing saints row but as a normal looking human, instead of some mutated hippo with a cockney accent that's skin is a dark blue. It just doesn't feel right.
This DM obviously hasn't played Undertale... ... .. or any RPG games in this world.
This was terrible DMing.
Giving the players characters instead of them making their own.
Not letting them show mercy.
I don't know if its just me, but they Leveled really fast.
And not letting her save her friend, and saying it would be breaking character. like what?
"All she was good for was reading the Necronomicon and summoning Cthulhu."
What an amazing line.
I can't get over the fact that the Necronomicon wasn't in some obscure or dead language
It was in ARABIC
I mean, why didn't one of them just download Duolingo at that point
@@FierceGalactaKnightbecause that bird is more terrifying than Cthulhu
I died when they showed the kids playing D&D as the cool kids!
Watch out... those are the kids that play Dark Souls! You don't mess with the kids that play Dark Souls!!! No matter what you try, You. Can NOT. BREAK. THEM!!!!!
Do their rave parties involve praising the sun?
+dracocrusher u mess w/ a souls player and they make you a casul
+Limon Tree No, lots of skeletons though.
+dracocrusher Hey, wanna do some ashen estus?
Dnd according to this: dark, addictive, seedy frat party Satan worshipping ritual
Dnd in real life:
Dm, with his head in his hands: no, you can’t have a “chicken crossbow” and I don’t even want to know what that is.
And a player trying to yeet a horse to a horde of goblins and rolling a nat 20 causing a tear in the space time continuum destroying the session.
He is satire so kind of makes sense nothing makes sense
It's obviously a crossbow that fires off chickens instead of bolts. Imagine how angry the chicken would be after firing it off, it would maim just about anything it hit.
I once used an iron door as a shield after I punched it off it's hinges with a natural 20 for the rest of the campaign! DM was nice enough to make up stats for it too.
@@SollowP This is what Link does when he's had enough of getting his ass kicked by Cuccos. He just straps one into a crossbow and shoots it at his enemies. XD
I love how they got some dark edgy characters while me and my friends legit had a game where we were all Spongebob characters.
Me and my cousin when we were younger played as Courage the Cowardly Dog characters. So don’t be embarrassed 😂
Every goody gansta till squidward spawns Cthulhu
omg please invite me next time that sounds amazing
My character is literally a self worshipping cleric who tried to fly to impress a boss character. I nearly got killed in the process. Hell, I'm not even a Christian, and yet I based the character off of the "be your own God" mentality because it was hilarious.
Me and my friends just recreated the hobbit
As an actual D&D player if my DM throws my custom character mini in the fire I really WILL be committing a murder
Like dude those get expensive quick
_"Go get it,"_ and then you toss him in.
Jfc, murder over a piece of plastic?! God help anyone who knows you.
@@mattpace1026 The good ones have nothing to fear.
@@OfficerHotpants Dude, your apparent criteria for whether or not someone deserves to die is whether or not they play with your toys. You should be locked up.
"You can show him mercy, and all it would cost is your gold and your weapons."
Why?
Cause I said soooo! >:)
Um...how does that work?
If I spare him is he entitled to everything I own?
A Moose
So are you trying to incentives me to kill him then?
Villains don't show mercy. Duh.
I'm more confused as to why they get the option; didn't the enemy run out of hitpoints?
"You're dead, you can't play anymore."
-Says the Cleric who didn't prepare Revivify
“Bullshit via deletion of gold and weapons=excuse”
Never do that
Maybe she had revivify but was tired of the rogue's player bullshit (saw that happen a couple of times)
I feel that.
As a healer in almost half of my games I feel that
Or Neutralize Poison (since Black Leaf died from a poison trap)
IKR!!!, she could still play, maybe pretend her character is a spirit
You know, as someone who is both a Christan and a D&D player, I have never been able to figure out which part of me should feel more insulted by this movie.
Ikr this stupid film is like those type of toxic Christian Karen mothers who think that everything that is not Christian related is Satanic lol
Let's hope it's your religious side
As a satanic D&D player, I have never been able to figure out which part of me should feel more insulted by this movie.
@bitgh0st Satan is far more pathetic than this movie portrays, so the D&D side.
Both? Yes let's go with both
Reminds me of a post somewhere
"DnD Fearmonger: you serve a dungeon master and summon demons."
"DnD dungeon master in reality: please stop trying to seduce the river, I'm begging you."
I rolled a natural 20 you can't stop me I can seduce whatever I want
DM: The river prefers being on top. Did I mention they were rapids?
@@TheSp0kesman with bardic inspiration they can do whatever they want.
This makes me want friends to play D&D and seduce a river
"No, you cannot molest the barrel, it's a fucKING BARREL YOU MORON."
Seriously.... Is no one gonna mention the fact they were playing dnd at a fucking rave?
Like.... Who... Who does that???
Moreover how did they actually get enough people who had coinciding free time to have a rave on top of playing dungeons and dragons
Nothing sets the mood for sitting there making voices and Rolling dice for a few hours like repetitive edm
@@austingole4861 ikr the most inaccurate part is how all the rpgers had time to constantly gather and play dnd
Extreme dice rolling over extreme music
Yes very real
Only the COOLEST D&D players do that.
Yes Jack Chick gave his approval for this but what a lot of people don't realize is that it was legitimately a group of Gamers that made this movie and they played it perfectly straight to jocks chicks vision because nothing they could come up with would make fun of it any better. This movie was actually first screened at Gencon
as a fan of "the gamers" i loved this!
The satire truly wrote itself
Yeah, you literally can't write anything better than this pile of shit
Hahaha THANK YOU for the clarification!
I figured that people (like me) would have made a movie like this to screw with people.
Yep, just stick to the source and tell the actors to chew that scenery as hard as they can
I swear to god the production on Jontron's videos match the movie so well I'm finding it hard to distinguish what is Jon's footage and what is the movie. For a minute I was like "is he punking us? Did he make this movie?" XD
I kinda felt the same way actually haha xD
I thought 4:25 was still Jon's parody until he started making fun of the homosexuality line.
I understand you ProfKranc.
Same. I thought the first shot was his footage definitely not the movie.
Lmao
D&D in this universe: “Our dice are tools of the Devil!”
Real D&D: “If one more person rolls to seduce the horses pulling the cart, I’m dropping the Tarrasque on this board.”
Hah, peasants, flirting with the horses.
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘵~
@@misterbook9786 >play DnD
>choose bard
>DM sighs
I'll roll to seduce the Tarrasque.
Real D&D: Evil races are bad game design because they marginalize real-life races.
@@329link Nat 20
As a Christian. This is absolutely absurd. I laughed so hard at the Larp scene
You're telling me. Even my extremely religious aunt looked at D&D and said, "I don't get how this is satanic." You can even be a cleric.
As a Satanist. This is absolutely absurd. I laughed so hard at the C.S. Lewis part.
As a Pentecostal, my DnD character is a half ork ranger.
As a random guy with no particular beliefs, this is sequence of visuals, that I saw.
I think even as far as into the 90s, fearmongers like Jack T Chick were the minority and did this to feel like they actually meant a fucking shit and since then their relevance just keeps going down as people get more and easier access to information
"I have no mercy, I am chaotic neutral"
this movie is definately self aware
Any DM worth there salt: GODAMNIT you will not kill the other player because WE didn't agree to it THAT IS YOU, ME, AND HER DIDN'T ALL AGREE
I read catholic neutral for some reason.
Eh, same shit anyways
@@Lunar1us
Lawful Christian: Catholics
Neutral Christian : Orthodox
Chaotic Christian : Protestant
Lawful Atheist : Secular Humanist
Neutral Atheist : Nihilist
Chaotic Atheist : Misotheist/Antitheist
Lawful Satanist : Satanic Temple
Neutral Satanist : Lavayan
Chaotic Satanist : Order of the 9 angles
@@konnosx1213 well you can be all 3 of the atheist things at once-
@@konnosx1213 Oh my God, I identify with literally all the Lawful alignments in some way! The hell does that mean?
The part with the moon God and Jon not even wanting to comment had my sides in orbit.
Imagine showing up to a party and mid way through it just stops and 7 people just start playing D&D.
understandable they wanted to leave tbh
* Yelling*
Hey, Guys, can you turn that dubstep and hardbass down a little bit? I'm trying to seduce Cthulhu!
And everyone else STOPS TO WATCH!
@@NerdyCatCoffeeee bards am I right? *laugh tracks start playing awkwardly*
Bro good luck getting the high and drunk people to pay enough attention without fucking everything. Actually that's just a regular DND game.
I love that the cult boss in the beginning is acting better than the actual cult boss in the movie
Forget the boss.
Babarilias (or however the hell you'd spell that abomination of a name) is the real actor.
@@Naokarma I mean. He does some decent work in the lack in a normal name.
also jons party looked at lot more then the movies party
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@@ianrumbaugh2075 you good?
"You needed it to convert the muslims who were worshipping the moongod"
Sorry what?
Daan K chick must've been traumatised by those jihadist
It makes slightly more sense in context, and is more in reference to a specific grouping of Islam than Islam overall.
EDIT: IRL That is, Chick obviously thought the moon crescent is the symbol for all of islam.
Daan K Like Jon said, I ain’t even gonna touch that one.
Pretty messed up
Daan K No it was convert Muslims TO the moon God
Them: “DND is evil!!”
My players: “Quick get between the goblins and the angry villagers so we can negotiate a cease fire and figure out this misunderstanding so we can hopefully resolve this conflict as peacefully as possible”
And after some time, we will mate with their women and eventually our differences will be forgotten.
that would be me...well, it would, if I was ever invited to my friend's rpg sess...
My players just try to help npcs start their own businesses 😭 I created this one flower shop noc as a joke but they insist that he's the main character
Caboose in profile...
"as peacefully as possible"...
Guys, I have a bad feeling about this.
This room is, what? 10 feet around? Yeah I cast fireball.
Nothing brings me more joy than the fact the creator gave the seal of approval on a clearly satirical dunk of his life's work
Why do you think the writer thought it was satirical? You're very wrong.
@@UnitSe7en clearly I don't.
Dead Gentlemen made the movie. They made the Gamers 1 and 2, as well as Journeyquest and a bunch of other DnD movies. They were 1000% dunking on the source.
The Shadow bit is what got me. Classic DG.
That's the best part it isn't a satirical interpretation. He gave permission if they accurately used his work and his work is just that ridiculous
"I have no mercy. I am chaotic neutral!"
Yeah, they knew exactly what they were doing.
*facepalms in chaotic good*
I legitimately died inside a little bit
*laughs in chaotic evil*
Dms are always worried about evil alignments, when neutral alignments just be burning orphanages just because.
What a non-committing loser. Can't even fully commit to be evil.
"Your Cleric has risen to the eighth level, I think it's time you REALLY learned to cast spells." Nice try witch lady, but if she's a cleric she just accessed the 4th level spell slots at lvl 7. She won't acces 5th lvls spells till lvl 9, and the most powerful spell slots for her she won't be able to access until lvl 17. So I don't know what kinda strange edition you think you're playing, but I think you're allowing your players to become too powerful too quickly.
HAHA GOT E
A fellow man of culture is always nice to see.
Either that, or she meant it literally, and these are FIRST level spells, which is significantly worse.
Must be some pathfinder weirdness, I don't know man
you forget: they aren't playing any old Dungeons and Dragons in the 1980s, they are playing D&D that has been enhanced by the dark cult of Cthulhu(?). I guess they just forsook the usual rules to rush Debbie/Elfstar into her "true power" to awaken their dark lord quickly.
Man, nineteen-eighty times were weird.
"Converting the Muslims who were worshipping a moon god."
I distinctly remember reading that Chick tract as a kid in junior high and it made me realize that I actually didn't know what Muslims really believed. It was the first time I went out of my way to research something on my own without it needing to be assigned to me as schoolwork.
Nice, what did you learn?
@@feliciavale4279 that they worship a moon god.
@@olsonusmaximus Very interesting. The Catholics worship a Hindu god. Mary is called "queen of heaven" and defied.
@@olsonusmaximuswhat
Oh damn, there's a Wikipedia article.
Soooo what is a good Christian boy doing in a girls' dormitory alone anyhow?
They say "Spank me." So he hits those bitches with the word of the lord.
The "wood" of the lord? :P
I misread your comment. ._.
+Skittle Hero If you misread the comment wrong, I say we change it so you're right.
You. Don't. Need. To know.
"DnD is evil because you use spells to kill people"
Meanwhile, the cruel goblin rogue, along the rest of our party, taught the 15 year old half orc fighter how to write so that he could send a letter to his mom, telling her he was ok and was having a lot of fun with his new friends.
I love that, your party is so pure
@@lorenzobellachioma8160 It's actually pretty funny because at the start most of us were trying to be mean, but at the end we just gave up completely and now we're nice. The mean lonely rogue started helping his new companions, the grumpy cleric started having fun with the party, the young half orc bard who feels abandoned by her mentor and father figure now thinks of the old tiefling druid who lost his wife and son as family, the half orc fighter is having fun with his new friends, the lonely elf druid is starting to trust people again, and the grumpy human fighter has made friends with a goblin, a dragonborn, an elf, a gnome, a tiefling and a couple of half orcs and is starting to realize non-humans are actually kinda nice.
It's been a really fun mess.
@Laura A Villegas
That’s got enough character development to be a movie that I would 100% watch
@@chumbucket3475 Actually it turns out that most of the players in my party study animation and are also really into character design and storytelling. I believe that helped a ton to make the story of their characters so interesting. The whole thing feels like watching multiple movies at once, and I can't for the life of me say I have not enjoyed it.
My Grandma Ended up making the Same Argument but 20 minutes later I was helping her (89 year old Human Cleric)Find her (Dead Husband’s) Grave She Fell in love then 8 minutes Later Then the DM made it so She was my Real Grandmother
"All it would cost would be your gold and YOUR WEAPONS!" That's a strange rule for giving mercy.
Real Chaotic neutral characters don't give enemies mercy! Genocide only!
Honestly, Mistress Frost is a terrible DM. She's forcing her players to fight and kill any enemy they come across instead of letting the players decide. I thought as a DM you're only supposed to describe what's happening, and not describe what the players are doing.
TheCameronMaster464 you are partially wrong, dms can describe what the players are doing, but dont make the decisions for them. But everything else is right
Toriel would not approve
I wonder how that works, “you spare your enemy and extend your hand to raise them to their feet, suddenly, they knock you out and take everything you own. By the time you wake up, they are long gone”.
The fact that it was a party was the funniest concept to me because no one myself including who plays dnd goes to parties.
Good on you for keeping the stereotype of rpg players being antisocial losers alive. Really doing a service to the world there.
Also they made them the popular kids as a football player was saying it
@@mattpace1026Man you've been going around the comment section just spouting whatever would get a rise out of people and yet not a single person has actually taken you seriously yet. If you're gonna be a troll, do a better job.
@@beggingbugger Ah, so someone telling the truth is a troll in your eyes. I miss when that word meant something on the internet, and was helpful. Now it's just a crutch for any moron who doesn't want to admit they're a tool. Have fun going nowhere in life.
"If you don't murder this NPC I'll severely penalize you!"
Spoken like a terrible DM
That’s like, the exact opposite of what most DMs want
@@edcellwarrior It sure is
The size of the party means I can't really blame her
What strange parallel universe is this?
the same one where D&D summons Cthulu.
But this film just makes me cringe so hqrd because it doesn't even try to show how the game may allure people to its 'dark side'
Fun fact:
The filmmakers behind Dark Dungeons are actually huge D&D fans, and made this film as a joke.
No Shit Sherlock
charronfilms they did this while Mr.Chick had no idea it was more of a parody than an actual anti-dnd?
i thought they were more or less neutral on both ends?
Doesn't jon kinda say that at the end?
"Suspeitei desde o principio"
4:40 i cant believe Jon actually found that same background curtain with the exact same pattern for this gag.
It's stupidly easy to get ahold of esoteric, cultist-looking rugs/tapestries and weird candles and candlesticks nowadays. Makes it easy for edgy Satanists to do their weird shit, and equally easy for neurotic Christians to do their counter-shit. Lots of shit, really.
I think it’s just a green screen of a scene of it from the film.
"If you act you‘ll be breaking character"
That‘s not even true. Chaotic neutral is neutral they can save whoever the blimey hell they want.
Yeah but I don’t think I will
@@pleaseenteraname6590 truly a chaotic rogue
Ben Dover but I like bards and clerics more
I hate the “breaking character” argument. Like it’s my character I can do whatever I want with them.
I think they meant that in the way that they weren't together, so they would go OOC if they did that, breaking character.
20:17 fun fact: CS lewis and JRR Tolkien were actually Christian and at one point attended the same church
Huh, good fantasy writers attended the same church. Clearly George R.R. Martin didn't attend church back then.
I thought CS Lewis was Anglican?Tolkien was a devout catholic so it'd be pretty surprising if they did attend the same church.It's pretty well documented that they were friends with each other though.
@@jeffreywilliams1347 Tolkien converted CS Lewis to Christianity, so it they probably did attend the same church for a time. CS was an atheist before he met Tolkien.
CS and JRR were very good friends. Treebeard was actually based on CS.
I always joke that the 3 people pastors quote the most are 1: Jesus 2: Paul and 3: CS Lewis.
'Convert the muslims'
"I ain't.....I ain't even going near that"
How many years later and that still kills me
The moon God shit was the funniest part
Fun fact, the writers of the movies actually got the moon god from an honest god chick tract that was made unironically where chick tries to convince you in all seriousness that Muslims are secretly worshipping the moon god
I can vouch for that. Ol’ Jack tried (and hopefully failed) to convince anyone considering converting to Islam that “Allah” is a false moon deity.
@Toxic Delirium the star and crescent in Islam were used as a symbol of the Ottoman empire in around the 13th-14th century and never before, the were then considered as a symbol for islam by most people since the Ottomans were the defacto rulers of the Muslim world (the religion itself has no symbols), as for the Lunar calendar, that has been used in the Arabian peninsula centuries before Islam existed as well as in many other places around the world.
Toxic Delirium Dude, Christianity has a firm base in paganism as well. No one’s saying Christians are secretly worshipping zeus or some shit. And as for why Islam continues to use the symbol, the Ottoman Empire was one of the largest and most influential predominantly muslim empires to exist. The Ottomans, and thus their symbol, basically became the face of Islam.
Actual DnD parties are just sitting around a kitchen table eating chicken nuggets and talking back and forth about character lore- honestly sounds a lot more fun to me than the rave in the movie-
Have you been spying on my DND sessions?! You just described it perfectly. Course not all the time. There was one time where one of our members went to our local fried chicken restaurant (not KFC) and ordered like a hundred piece dinner for our group of SIX PEOPLE!!
@@zachscarbrough2727 That is a homie for life right there! Also yeah lore discussions sound sick as hell!
I’d like a rave where we talk about character lore
@@zachscarbrough2727debates get you hungry and heated, I remember this one time me and this girl argued for hours on what the child of a dark and forest elf would look like, eventually we ran to the nearest empty room and made out
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 Behold, the duality of man!
No one told Marcie she could just reroll a new character, no big deal.
Nah, the DM picked the character for her. She never even rolled the first one. ;_;
@@EmeraldLance What a lame DM. If anything in that film is sinful it's the DMing that goes on.
Didn't even get to roll death saves smh
All joking aside, I'm actually really mad that Jack Chick is taking issue with C.S. Lewis and J.R.R. Tolkien, two of the greatest Christian novelists to ever live. Both used Christian moral outlooks to structure their narrative and worldbuilding, Lewis admittedly more bluntly than Tolkien. I would argue that those two have done more to promote Christian values than these stupid Chick Tracks ever did.
Thankfully this movie is clearly a satire, so I can laugh my ass off at it.
Great points, well said (Huge Tolkien fan). Not sure if it is satire as much as harmless extremism, hilarious regardless though
@@legomasters18 Apparently the movie is satire.
The comic, sadly, was not.
Well said
Jack Chick is unhinged and/or an idiot. He probably couldn't wrap his head around Tolkien and it's obvious he's never read any Lewis. Narnia is literally about Jesus as a lion God over a parallel universe and The Space Trilogy is angels in space. That isn't even mentioning the plethora of apologetic works he put out.
@@legomasters18 Actually the movie is a satire, as the cultists in the beginning are actually well known actors in the DND Community. They created The Gamers and The Gamers Two: Dorkness Rising, and I believe a third one. They love D&D!!
The only cultish behavior among real “RPG-ers” is the insatiable need for new dice.
Without throwing out the old ones.
Goblin Brain says shiny number rocks go clickity clack
And findings new flavours of Pringles.
I play as a warlock of the Fiend Patron, and my patron is a demon princess who routinely sends me and my party little chocolates shaped like imps, candy canes shaped like pitchforks, and bottles of milk from demon cows. She even sent my character a cake on his birthday once, and even helped one of our party member’s cheer up when they were sad. She has ironically been the kindest reoccurring character in our dnd campaign, and has been kinder than even some of the angels we’ve met. Her name is Malciora.
@@apollyonnoctis1291 I mean no surprise against the angels currently my angelic parent wants to kidnap me and torture me forever 🙂
Hey I have this one! This is what got me to check out DnD. As a Pastor now, I run groups with the kids in my church.
Nice
pls no diddling thnks
@protectwhatisours6895 Unless he says Trans Rights, you have no need to worry.
The fact that your name is "Dungeon Pastor" gives me hope for people.
@@artisannoteworthy glad to hear that, mate. Doing my best.
That Arabic bit makes me laugh every time. And Jon's lack of joke is such a good joke.
right XD I tried to listen a bit maybe they snuck in a butched word or 2
" i aint going near that" haha XD
She isn't even speaking arabic
Man this isnt even arabic and muslims dont believe moon God what is that Terraria's last boss XD
We watched this film at the end of a five-year campaign to celebrate, and the Lebanese guy in our group laughed his ass off at that!
I just love how they just where assigned full fledged characters right off the bat, meanwhile I spent a week creating an an alcoholic that beats the shit out of people with a frying pan.
Demopan!?
I had an opium addicted explosives expert in an ultramodern campaign. he ran around with a chick who was a refugee from the Civil war
Stout Chako for two refined!
So, Rapunzel with depression?
Shit had a sheet for a hexplay warlock and what is it i was told i should rather make a cleric so here we go again xD
this movie feels like an extended porn intro
the lead chicks where fine af
lol
I'd buy that for 5 bucks.
Thanks Jesus!
Murkrust I liked the bit where Shadowleaf was just thrust into a sexy evil outfit.
Because LARP I guess.
Except the only thing that gets fucked is your wallet
I like how the pastor says to burn rock music, like how am I supposed to burn a whole genre of music?
DVD burner
@@WingMaster562 take my like and leave right now
Does this include Christian rock?
It means burn any cds or tapes that you may have that contain rock music.
This movie was made out of cheese, just so you know. I’ve seen the bloopers for the cuthulu worshippers, and they can’t take it serious either.
I can't believe Chick Tracts actually endorsed this movie. Everything about it screams "This is a joke."
Thanks for letting me know that exists. That’s some funny stuff.
Didn't know you were a DnD fan Akechi
@@SammyK728 for some reason the abbreviation DnD looks like an emoticon.
@@ansrfururactions Ya know what... yeah that makes sense.
I love that the production values are so bad you are able to seamlessly insert yourself into the movie
It was made on a shoestring. The creator won the lottery and invested that 1k into making a movie
It all blurs together lol
It's funny to know that jon could have actually made his scenes at a higher production value than the movie so he definitely chose to be cheaper to match the movie
Honestly he could have edited himself into the background of most scenes and I genuinely wouldn’t have noticed
I just thought to myself "God, this movie looks like made by bunch of UA-camrs".
Saying "I kill him, for I am Chaotic Neutral" is like saying "I'll commit war crimes because I grab change that people drop and forget at the store.
Oml you are amazingly smart
"Chaotic Stupid"
I'm not the best with the alligments but isn't chao neutral just a person that values their freedom a lot, doesn't believe in the government but ALSO can have friends and be loyal to them? WHY IS SHE BETRAYING EVERYONE AND COMITTING MANSLAUGHTER AS A FIRST OPTION-
@@herlocksholmes-uv5qw Chaotic neutral is literally just "I do what ever I want."
@@arieson7715 kinda but even then their first option shouldn't always be "I kill the fucker" that's more of a chaotic evil territory
Debbie: who are those people?
Mike: those are the "RPG-ers".
Marcy: "Rocket Propelled Grenadiers?"
"-200 damage to DVD player"
Now that's a lotta damage!
Thomas Whitlatch It's not that much damage.
Flex Tape: Repair any object or construct for 50d20 hit points.
And I repaired it! Using only Flex Tape!
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE?
*Hollow Tim
If that number was in Pokemon, then that'd be a lot of damage
“Quit RPG. It’s your only hope”
Or, ya know, just learn some time management skills
Aww that's cute you think gamers have time management skills
@@RaikanGinro
Smh looks like gamers truly are oppressed by society
@@crepsecularcorvus1674 We live in a society.
Crepsecular Corvus I mean where is the lie?
I’m pretty bad at that with Zelda games
“When you die in the game you die in real life, except you don’t you go back to your dorm and play some GTAV.”
then cry because you've been playing that character for years
@@jaspermervin5204 then go and cancel a deviantart commission for your character.
@@Atlas3060 then go home and rethink your life.
Just play a necromancer as your next character and bring the character you lost back lmao.
uh huh
alright
whatevefr
"I have no mercy. I am Chaotic Neutral!"
Checks out.
I think this started as a pornographic parody, but when they realized they couldn't legally release it they cut the sex scenes and made it closer to the comic book.
Kram Alukes It was also a satanist ritualistic production.
That makes a lot of sense
-Should've been a lesbian porno-
@The Dead Peterson Kid fuck if i know dude this was three years ago
@@Ashamedofmyself how does that make sence?
The 'roleplayers' in this movie are the exact type of people D&D was created to avoid being around
And the type of people who now run (Grand) Wizards of the Coast.
Can we please acknoweldge that the suicide note font and formatting works in the tract, but in real life I can't ignore that instead of writing her suicide note by hand, Marcie went to the trouble of actually opening up Microsoft word and picking a font, thinking "yeah this one looks good for my suicide note", typing it out, turning on her printer, printing it out, and then stepping up on a chair to hang herself. Amazing.
As a tech nerd I’d so do that
I mean, I know if I would do it by hand no one would be able to read or so what's the point of even writing one of no one can read it.
And she also chose the right font size and line spacing to make her suicide note particularly aesthetic
@@TheDiego908 You wouldn't want to die like some loser who doesn't have a e s t h e t i c would you?
Also the fact that she clearly got changed before hanging herself but after black leaf died so she got home and got changed into a dress, because you got have suicide style am I right, then she printed the note and then she hung her self
"TODD HELP ME"
Yeah, I'm usually screaming that when Skyrim starts glitching.
"Todd Damnit!"
Apathetic Jedi XD
Also what Fallout 76 screamed
"it just works"
Todd and the Book of pure Evil was a pretty fun show
If Satanism means you get magic powers, they could honestly just be up front with it and get over half of the earth’s population to join.
“Join Satanism”
“What? No. I’m a buddhist.”
“We have actual magic powers like fireballs.”
“FIREBALLS?! HAIL LUCIFER AND GET ME A T-SHIRT.”
Ironically, if being Christian gave people superpowers, it'd be just as people to convince people as well, I think.
I think any religion that gives you actual magic powers would convince anyone to join.
But we have to follow the law of equivalent exchange. What must we give up?
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkinThat’s true. Life for a life.
Become Christain, rebuke Satan in Jesus' name, and behold the epic tantrums when the magic powers disappear.