Nah,you got it wrong.Connery passed on the role of Gandalf because they were gonna shoot the entire trilogy,back to back over the course of 2 years,in New Zealand and he didn't want to be away from home for that long of a time or not be able to work on other movies. He admitted later,that this was a really dumb decision and regrets it deeply.
My friends and I accidentally downloaded this film in Italian a decade ago [we all speak English] and didn’t notice until ten minutes into the movie because we thought everyone spoke Latin in the future. It wasn’t even the weirdest thing about the movie.
I need to point out that right after this Sean Connery had a string of good shit like Murder On the Orient Express, The Wind And the Lion, The Man Who Would Be King, Robin and Marian, A bridge too far, and The Great Train Robbery. So like, FUCK THE HATERS!
I discovered this little gem at my community college, in the movie rental section of the library. "Oh, a sci-fi movie with Sean Connery that I've never heard of! Looks COOL!" I go home... and my life is changed.
@@donalddunlop401 That is some serious cult-movie street cred! I saw it in a repertory screening some decades after it was first released, and cherish the experience as one of the most beautiful movie-going moments of my life.
Mark: Anything could could happen, in 2020. 2020: Sean Connery dies. Everyone: Let’s dress like Sean Connery’s Zed character in respect. Could totally happen.
Leave him alone. He is gone. Only his dress remains. We need to honor it and cherish it. Later it will be the symbol of humanity in the future. Just joking. RIP Sean Connery.
I'll bet JJ Abrams could make a TV show out of Zardoz with an absolutely awesome first season that then completely falls off a cliff by the end of season 2 :)
I want you to know that I literally binge your videos in a single ear bud all day at work ...and when I come home and eat, I watch them. Not all days... but...a day or two each week is a Mark Day. I literally get more very happier because you watched weird movies. Frequently I do this.
@@jaguarsky55 I lived through the fashion-aberration that was the 70s. I wore the trousers that were wider at the shoes than at the waist. I wore the ties that could double as a club because of the knot. I wore collars that were a health-hazard to all who passed. I saw this film and thought they must have drugged Connery before getting him into that costume or, they hadn't paid him for the Bond movies.
@@anvilbrunner.2013 As with most other things: The media put him out there as sexy. It always has been the opinion of the media. I can't say I have ever been asked, nor do I know anyone who has been asked.
In a World populated by immortals, or worse... bored immortals? I doubt it. 😂 Not gonna lie: I said the first part of my reply in my “Movie Trailer Voice.”
Long as people are fit in great shape and not fat, pot belly, obese, big beer belly. Can't be a hairy and bald derp. No man tits No blubber fucks Need to be a decent built alpha Saying all this as a 55 year Who has a full head if long blonde awesome hair past my shoulders , no gray or white hair, no bald spots . Not hairy, in pretty good shape compared to everyone I graduated with in 83..holy hell they look old I can pull off that umm loin cloth thing Yep I am bragging since I can and it is all true...
I remember that Futurama episode when Professor Farnsworth dress in the exact same outfit that Sean Connery was wearing. Took a while for my eyesight to return.
Kind of remind me of the movie Elysium. Also the ancient city state Lacedaemon, and how the enslaved population (helots) lived in separate villages and had to work for the Spartans, and the Spartans would raid and kill them as a rite of passage for young warriors, and to keep them from rebelling (which they did anyway from time to time).
It's gotta be an authentic Webley-Fosbery (the very first "semi-automatic" revolver that could also be described as "inertia-operated single-action"). There's at least one scene where Zed is seen cocking it manually because blanks don't produce enough recoil to reciprocate the upper frame (which is what rotates the cylinder and cocks the hammer). That's why he appears to "pump" it. The upper frame (which includes the barrel and could be considered some type of "slide") rides along a track in the lower frame. *Edit/Note:* Oh, and to add to its avant-garde design, it's top-break just like all classic British Webleys (most of which are standard double-action). Indiana Jones had a Webley Mk.VI in "Last Crusade."
@@OZUndead Soros is nowhere near as good as Zardoz. Soros doesn't give any guns and doesn't order kill everybody, so he sux. Zardoz on the other hand is most amazing.
What's devious about it is they offer you the weak stuff first. Y'know, "Mary Tyler Moore", "The Jeffersons", "All In The Family", "Sanford and Son". Then, when you're addicted, they break out the heavy stuff like "Zardoz".
Mark comments on why would Zed's group attack the food-growing Brutals, but it is explained in the movie. The farming was actually a recent development and making Zed's group switch from killing to overseeing farming contributes to Zed turning on Zardoz. RIP Sean Connery, you will be missed
pineapple and ham really work together. but i usually also add jalapenos. and keep in mind thats a 1 in 10 choice, i usually just go with a double pepperoni.
I watched this movie when I was 5, I did not get it. I watched it again at 12, I did not get it. I watched it again at 15 and I still could not figure it out. In my mid 20's I watched it again and finally I could follow it. The reason they explain nothing is that terms like nanotechnology, telepathic neuro interphase, light based computer systems, and guided enforced evolution would of been gibberish to the average movie goer so they did not even bother.
He also turned down the role of Morpheus in The Matrix for the same reason. When he saw how big it turned out, he promised to take the next role he didn't understand. That was the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Oh, hi Mark! I've been requesting this movie since I discovered stumbled into the trailer for it, and promptly traumatized my friends with it. (You think the movie is confusing, the trailer is 10x worse lol) it makes me so happy that you finally got around to it! Thank you!
Next time I'm at a group event and someone says something that's supposed to be high drama and we're all reacting, I'll be sitting there going "nah! Mm mm mm mm... ah! N'myah!"
The main thing this and similar movies have taught is men in the future will be allowed to display their bulge all day every day, and women can style their hair as big as they please.
I have the same boots and one day I will do this as a cosplay at an SF convention or movie convention. Sean Connery is also wearing a wedding dress (!) in some publicity photos. Zardoz is a guilty pleasure film of mine.
Pineapple on Pizza, a “Hawaiian Pizza”, is a Canadian creation Mark. That means we have to like it, OR ELSE, the fact that “foreigners hate it”, will have the Cons ranting about re-naming Hawaiian to: *Freedom flavoured Pizza* (since, as you know, Canadian is already taken as a name)
@@GoatPopsicle He did do a lot of movies where he played characters not like Bond at all, so I guess he really wanted to get away from the character. This one, however, was never going to have mass appeal. This is a weird, artsy movie with a lot of sex and violence. It's not exactly Star Wars.
I love this film since I saw it for the first time. "Meditating on the second level":). Love the way how they transfer knowledge in that movie! Interesting the hint to the wonderful WiZard of Oz! I think it's one of the most underrated SciFi-Movies. Thanks a lot that you took this movie out of the drawer and talk about it!!!
Review "Ultraviolet" one day, you have to. there are guns that come out of nowhere, vampires, viruses, nose plugs. ...It's actually topical in a way. anyway, give it a shot!
@Ultra CNC if you think that wearing an additional piece of clothing on your face is "against your rights" then why do you wear clothes? You wear clothes because you can't legally but you are in your rights to not wear clothes Go streak through the steets your miniscule member flaping in the wind since if yok think that you shouldn't have to wear somthing because its against your rights Also 98% survivability? Millions are dead man I have had nine people close to me catch it three of them have died I had it back in march and it felt like being trampled by a horde of black Friday shoppers Side note face masks in general are not a bad idea to wear they protect from all forms of sickness not just the big rona and in the fall and winter they help your nose to not freeze
Please review biodome next or sometime soon!? Pretty please? Compare what u liked as a kid to what u can’t handle anymore now. Maybe? Or something like how u do these things in ur funny way! Cuz u know, I just englished this thing the really well!
I was about to suggest you do a review of this. Good thing I looked before. I need to watch each and everyone of your videos and I will make suggestions... I know a bunch of really obscure movies.
I love this movie. It was ambitious, but it has a lot of great ideas. Also, I like what you're doing with a green screen. I loved your joke about getting some chairs!
This is the first bad movie that made me so mad I had to turn it off and couldn’t finish it. On a positive note, your videos and humor are getting funnier, please keep up the good work!
Dressing like that soon? Mark, I've been dressing like that for months.
Um, eww
send me a picture please
Yeah, we all enjoy our Zardoz outfits, but what are you going to wear after quarantine?
Why did so many dudes wore only underwear in Western sci fi/fantasy in 1960-1980s? You know, Conan the barbarian type of dudes.
Months??? I've been dressing like that for YEARS!!! I'll bet I've been beaten up Way more times than you!!!!!
Lethal Jazz Hands. Once again Mark comes through with an awesome band name
Connery would later pass on the role of Gandalf in LOTR because he didn't understand the script, a standard he must have adopted after making Zardoz.
He's on a whole different level and we're just puny insects to him.
Nah,you got it wrong.Connery passed on the role of Gandalf because they were gonna shoot the entire trilogy,back to back over the course of 2 years,in New Zealand and he didn't want to be away from home for that long of a time or not be able to work on other movies.
He admitted later,that this was a really dumb decision and regrets it deeply.
@@doublep1980 It was The Matrix that he didn't get.
@@doublep1980 I also regret his decision. Connery would have totally owned Gandalf.
obvisouly drugs
Mark's uncontrollable laughing is the funniest part of this video 💀💀
Love when he really gets going. 😆
My friends and I accidentally downloaded this film in Italian a decade ago [we all speak English] and didn’t notice until ten minutes into the movie because we thought everyone spoke Latin in the future. It wasn’t even the weirdest thing about the movie.
Well, I am italian and Italian is like the first direct successor language of Latin, so, yeah, you weren't so wrong about it.
@@ProjectBealtway romanian is closer funnily enough
@@MajesticSkywhale no is not i just checked. italian is closest
😆👍Hahahaaaa
I lold
I need to point out that right after this Sean Connery had a string of good shit like Murder On the Orient Express, The Wind And the Lion, The Man Who Would Be King, Robin and Marian, A bridge too far, and The Great Train Robbery. So like, FUCK THE HATERS!
I discovered this little gem at my community college, in the movie rental section of the library. "Oh, a sci-fi movie with Sean Connery that I've never heard of! Looks COOL!" I go home... and my life is changed.
Saw it at the theater upon it's original release.
why on earth was this movie at your college library
@@donalddunlop401
That is some serious cult-movie street cred! I saw it in a repertory screening some decades after it was first released, and cherish the experience as one of the most beautiful movie-going moments of my life.
8:23 "Who's chopper is this"
"It's Zed's"
"Who is Zed"
"Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead"
Quentin to direct the remake? Fuck YEAH.........
“Lethal Jazz Hands” ...the new Album by Zardoz..featuring the hit single “Only Boner in Town (Baby)”
With a special acapela from Friend singing "I will not go to second base"
Pitchfork'd eat that sh*t up.
Ha!
@Jeswick LoL! Nice one!👍😅👍
B-side was "Good Gun,. Evil Penis"
Mark: Anything could could happen, in 2020.
2020: Sean Connery dies.
Everyone: Let’s dress like Sean Connery’s Zed character in respect.
Could totally happen.
Leave him alone. He is gone. Only his dress remains. We need to honor it and cherish it. Later it will be the symbol of humanity in the future.
Just joking. RIP Sean Connery.
I'm uh, not sure when you made this comment in 2020... but your accuracy is unnerving if it was made before Oct.
I'll bet JJ Abrams could make a TV show out of Zardoz with an absolutely awesome first season that then completely falls off a cliff by the end of season 2 :)
Ah, yes, the JJ Abrams formula. It never fails to fail, given enough time. Meaning, just two seasons or two movies, sometimes three.
"This is what inspired the DVD screensaver" I'm rolling on the floor 😂😂
I want you to know that I literally binge your videos in a single ear bud all day at work
...and when I come home and eat, I watch them. Not all days... but...a day or two each week is a Mark Day. I literally get more very happier because you watched weird movies. Frequently I do this.
Has anyone pointed out today is Sean’s 90th birthday? Seriously.
You ever see the clip of Sean Connery endorsing hitting women
@@johnbacon4997 Yeah - but only when it merits it.
@@johnbacon4997 Yep! Equality!
A man hits a woman? Expect to be hit back.
A woman hits a man? Expect to be hit back.
@@kirk1701 That's not really what Connery was getting at at all, but but whatever helps you feel tough on the internet.
SEAN CONNERY'S BIRTHDAY?!?
I feel like as soon as I found out the wardrobe for this movie I would’ve started working out harder than Sean Connery did😂
The standards of manly "beauty" were very different in the '70s. For the time, Connery was mucho butch.
@@jaguarsky55 I lived through the fashion-aberration that was the 70s. I wore the trousers that were wider at the shoes than at the waist. I wore the ties that could double as a club because of the knot. I wore collars that were a health-hazard to all who passed.
I saw this film and thought they must have drugged Connery before getting him into that costume or, they hadn't paid him for the Bond movies.
He was considered the epitome of male sexiness at the time.
@@anvilbrunner.2013 As with most other things: The media put him out there as sexy.
It always has been the opinion of the media. I can't say I have ever been asked, nor do I know anyone who has been asked.
@@PhilJonesIII I'm his Doppelganger. I haven't had very many partners. So you're probably right.
Without chairs the meetings are short and to the point.
So you're saying they should remove the chairs from Congress?
That's actually a brilliant idea
@@fattiger6957 Congress?? Hell, we can start at my job
In a World populated by immortals, or worse... bored immortals? I doubt it. 😂
Not gonna lie: I said the first part of my reply in my “Movie Trailer Voice.”
@@davidminor4213 you have a job where you get a chair? you must be a senator.
I found this movie on Netflix years ago while high as a kite at 3am. Needless to say it changed my view of the world forever.
The NRA/Jezebel joke seriously made me laugh out loud. Never saw the "penis is bad" part coming.
The quote is actually, "The penis is evil."
2020: the year when we realised those crazy scifi films might not be that crazy after all
I always expected to be wearing a gas mask in the apocalypse. But I suppose a banana hammock makes sense too...
Why not both?
I'll buy that for a dollar
they're versatile, if you lose one substitute it with the other
@@jackp492 and you wont even have to piss on it cuz youll have pissed yourself already
Long as people are fit in great shape and not fat, pot belly, obese, big beer belly.
Can't be a hairy and bald derp.
No man tits
No blubber fucks
Need to be a decent built alpha
Saying all this as a 55 year
Who has a full head if long blonde awesome hair past my shoulders , no gray or white hair, no bald spots . Not hairy, in pretty good shape compared to everyone I graduated with in 83..holy hell they look old
I can pull off that umm loin cloth thing
Yep I am bragging since I can and it is all true...
Dude LOL. "Banana hammoch". You made me pass half a bottle of Diet Coke out of my nose with that one.
"Guns are good, pineapple is only occasionally good on pizza."
- Lesser known sayings of Zardoz
AMEN!
Yaaas
I remember that Futurama episode when Professor Farnsworth dress in the exact same outfit that Sean Connery was wearing. Took a while for my eyesight to return.
Was that post reboot?
@@quatreraberbawinner2628 probably was posted somewhere before.
What about when they all switch sexes, and Female Farnsworth poses for a calendar shoot, with her saggy breasts flapping in the breeze? 🤣
Quatre Raberba Winner yes. Season 9’s episode 31st Century Fox
You've watched it, you can't unwatch it!
Kind of remind me of the movie Elysium. Also the ancient city state Lacedaemon, and how the enslaved population (helots) lived in separate villages and had to work for the Spartans, and the Spartans would raid and kill them as a rite of passage for young warriors, and to keep them from rebelling (which they did anyway from time to time).
“...people, sealed for freshness.”
Taking isolation very seriously
Everyone who made this movie was on enormous amounts of acid.
“Apparently Zardoz is a lobbyist for the NRA” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love BioDome when I was younger! Thanks for the warning to not re-watch
*Shopping List*
Thigh-high boots
Banana hammock (red)
Suspenders (red)
Gun
Gun must be 1920’s model revolver that has survived through to 2293...
It's gotta be an authentic Webley-Fosbery (the very first "semi-automatic" revolver that could also be described as "inertia-operated single-action"). There's at least one scene where Zed is seen cocking it manually because blanks don't produce enough recoil to reciprocate the upper frame (which is what rotates the cylinder and cocks the hammer). That's why he appears to "pump" it. The upper frame (which includes the barrel and could be considered some type of "slide") rides along a track in the lower frame.
*Edit/Note:* Oh, and to add to its avant-garde design, it's top-break just like all classic British Webleys (most of which are standard double-action). Indiana Jones had a Webley Mk.VI in "Last Crusade."
"Lethal Jazz Hands" Awesome band name!!
" you'll be laying so much pipe...you will put plumbers out of business "
fkn lol, I fell off the couch!
You sound a lot like Jerry Seinfeld when you raise your voice
“Maybe we could get some CHAIRS in here!” Hahaha...
Zordon - the floating head that gives weapons to a select few colourful soldiers
very good
Zardoz, not Zordon.
Zardos, Soros, what's the difference.
@@adamchurvis1 he is takin bout Power Rangers u dumas
@@OZUndead Soros is nowhere near as good as Zardoz. Soros doesn't give any guns and doesn't order kill everybody, so he sux.
Zardoz on the other hand is most amazing.
"and also a writer for Jezebel"
I spit my beer. Thank you.
I love this movie ! My friend and I got to second level at the local Macy's!
The 70's were a hell of a drug. Remember kids: if a stranger, or even someone you know, tries to offer you some 70's, just say NO!
Still, they made more sense than the 2010s.
@@str.77 much rather the 2020s so far
@@MrAledro84 Too soon to tell. But the 2010s were totally nuts.
What's devious about it is they offer you the weak stuff first. Y'know, "Mary Tyler Moore", "The Jeffersons", "All In The Family", "Sanford and Son". Then, when you're addicted, they break out the heavy stuff like "Zardoz".
Everything was porn in the 70's.
Mark comments on why would Zed's group attack the food-growing Brutals, but it is explained in the movie. The farming was actually a recent development and making Zed's group switch from killing to overseeing farming contributes to Zed turning on Zardoz.
RIP Sean Connery, you will be missed
It seems like a reference to the healots in ancient Sparta. Or am I giving this film too much credit?
Can we thank Mark for how consistent and awesome his videos have been this year? More of him might be the only positive thing about 2020
Hello I'm from the future. 2024 isn't great either
I love this channel. I just found it but in the last 2 days I have watched as many videos as I possibly could.
I laughed out loud all through this video. Really like this one!
Also I wouldn’t put pineapple on pizza
Sean Connery: No way I'm wearing that.
Producers: There's an extra million if you do.
Sean Connery: I take size XL for my pants.
2:49 If Cabot's father had worn this in Gymkata, he would have survived and not "died" on the rocks... uh... gray trees
That damn inseam!!....
Huge fan Mark! Always love your cameos as the voice of reason
You had me at “yooou throw a little sweetness on there!” #TeamPineapple hands down!
#teampineapple definitely support this
Yes to pineapple on pizza!
pineapple and ham really work together. but i usually also add jalapenos. and keep in mind thats a 1 in 10 choice, i usually just go with a double pepperoni.
@@KK4CNM Yes for green gelatos
Charlotte Rampling was a stunner. You could get lost kn those green eyes.
Saw this movie as a kid and was strangely amazed at how weird it was.
Rampling is one of my favorite actresses. I also enjoyed Sara Kestelman as May and Sally Anne Newton as Avalow.
I watched this movie when I was 5, I did not get it. I watched it again at 12, I did not get it. I watched it again at 15 and I still could not figure it out. In my mid 20's I watched it again and finally I could follow it.
The reason they explain nothing is that terms like nanotechnology, telepathic neuro interphase, light based computer systems, and guided enforced evolution would of been gibberish to the average movie goer so they did not even bother.
I'm on team "meh, I'd eat if someone offered, but I'm probably not gunna order it anytime soon, yet I still want to participate"
Crackin up at the dvd screensaver joke right out the gates
Btw John Boorman also directed Excalibur, another favorite and The Emerald Forest and of course Deliverance 👍👍😁😁😁😁😁
His best film might be his second feature, the idiosyncratic 1967 crime thriller 'Point Blank', starring Lee Marvin and Angie Dickinson.
Sean Connery turned down the role of Gandalf in the Lord of the rings because he didn't understand the plot, but this he was fine with. OK. Lol
Haha i was about to write this
He also turned down the role of Morpheus in The Matrix for the same reason. When he saw how big it turned out, he promised to take the next role he didn't understand. That was the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
@@evilbob840 Didn't know of that and boy he'd be bad for that role.
"Take the reeead pall and shtay in wondarrland"
@@RGBeanie Yeah, I rented League back in the day and it was part of the DVD extras.
That's because he needed the money back in the seventies. He was typecast as Bond.
This is the first video of yours i have seen. And i think you are funny, you have a good sence of humor and are able to relay it to others!
Oh, hi Mark! I've been requesting this movie since I discovered stumbled into the trailer for it, and promptly traumatized my friends with it. (You think the movie is confusing, the trailer is 10x worse lol) it makes me so happy that you finally got around to it! Thank you!
2020:
We might be dressing like this soon?
2022:
Have you not seen "The Libs of TikTok"?
Next time I'm at a group event and someone says something that's supposed to be high drama and we're all reacting, I'll be sitting there going "nah! Mm mm mm mm... ah! N'myah!"
These videos are going to a whole new level. Mark splicing into the flicks is priceless!
Hell Yeah ZARDOZ !!!! Happy B - day Sean Connery btw.
I love the part when Mark became an extra inside the movie.
that really cracked me up. mark you should insert yourself in more bad movies.
Yes!!!
Awesome. Now I know what I'm wearing to our office halloween party.
Forget Fallout
Forget Mad Max
Forget Fist of the North Star
Remember...Zardoz
08:35 hahaha I love the crossover with your other video
I thought it was common knowledge that the banana hammock was the correct attire in our apocalyptic future. The bandolier is a fancy touch though.
loved when you put yourself in the movie - brilliant!
I've always wished I could have been at the production meeting where the "Zardoz" script got the green light.
Oh hi Mark! Your videos just keep getting better in quality. Keep up the good work!
The main thing this and similar movies have taught is men in the future will be allowed to display their bulge all day every day, and women can style their hair as big as they please.
I have the same boots and one day I will do this as a cosplay at an SF convention or movie convention. Sean Connery is also wearing a wedding dress (!) in some publicity photos. Zardoz is a guilty pleasure film of mine.
Join us for ZardOz 2 staring Nicolas Cage, summer 2021.
Let me guess...
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Jazz hands? Not the jazz hands! ahhhhhhh!
That would be amazing
Not as sarcastically far fetched as you would imply.
Best film ever. Connerys face in the garden scene when he is in the wedding dress. Priceless.
2:55 🤔🤔 So that's where Wonder Woman 1984 got the thigh high boots idea from...
I would absolutely love to see a remake or concept art of a remake, instead giving it a clearer science-fantasy vibe
"We might be dressing like this, soon.".
No, we bloody won't, Miss Moneypenny.
Missh mohoneeh penneh
@@RGBeanie Lol, I meant to write it like that, but I, um, forgot to...
Jazz hands, spirit fingers, a chorus line
Pineapple on Pizza, a “Hawaiian Pizza”, is a Canadian creation Mark.
That means we have to like it, OR ELSE, the fact that “foreigners hate it”, will have the Cons ranting about re-naming Hawaiian to: *Freedom flavoured Pizza* (since, as you know, Canadian is already taken as a name)
Pizza without pineapple is meaningless. Sincerely, Finland. Yes we Love pineapple in pizza.
Hawaiian AND poutine? You guys are pushing it.
As long as I also get the Webley-Fosbery automatic revolver in .455 Webley that Sean Connery is holding!
And I can never forget that Sean Connery turned down the role of James Bond in Live and Let Die and made this movie instead.
He traded in his tuxedo and dignity for a red speedo and suspenders.
Fat Tiger he truly did believe it was going to be the next Sci-fi epic, and he wouldn’t be typecast as Bond anymore.
This movie is better than Duamonds Are Forever
@@fattiger6957 it’s more like a red nappy...
@@GoatPopsicle He did do a lot of movies where he played characters not like Bond at all, so I guess he really wanted to get away from the character. This one, however, was never going to have mass appeal. This is a weird, artsy movie with a lot of sex and violence. It's not exactly Star Wars.
Fact: "Zardoz" means backwards "Zodraz",
Now everything makes sense!
It's also an anagram for oardzz. The lore goes pretty deep.
I’m getting some real Star Trek vibes from this story. Plato’s Stepchildren to be exact
Now that you mention it, I can see some resemblances...good catch!
I love this film since I saw it for the first time. "Meditating on the second level":). Love the way how they transfer knowledge in that movie! Interesting the hint to the wonderful WiZard of Oz! I think it's one of the most underrated SciFi-Movies. Thanks a lot that you took this movie out of the drawer and talk about it!!!
Pineapple on a GOOD pizza is really tasty. The sweetness is a nice contrast to the salty cheese, sauce, and other toppings
8:33 Nice throwback to your Ring video. Lol!
Review "Ultraviolet" one day, you have to. there are guns that come out of nowhere, vampires, viruses, nose plugs. ...It's actually topical in a way. anyway, give it a shot!
gun coming out of nowhere is a technology called flat space tech which I believe is a dimensional space where you can store unlimited objects.
Thank you for making such amazing content!!
Mark makes a pretty good looking Eternal💁🏻♀️
Consuela: We kill him. He know too much.
May: STUDY!
Consuela: Noo, noo... We kill...
When the pandemic is over, Mark will do one video every 5 months, just because he made it almost weekly the last months.
@Ultra CNC You must be a lot of fun at parties.
@Ultra CNC But did you enjoy the review??
@Ultra CNC Saying things with conviction doesn't make them true, but okay.
@Ultra CNC In the throws of the Edge Lord phase of puberty, I see. Good luck, friend!
@Ultra CNC if you think that wearing an additional piece of clothing on your face is "against your rights" then why do you wear clothes? You wear clothes because you can't legally but you are in your rights to not wear clothes
Go streak through the steets your miniscule member flaping in the wind since if yok think that you shouldn't have to wear somthing because its against your rights
Also 98% survivability? Millions are dead man I have had nine people close to me catch it three of them have died I had it back in march and it felt like being trampled by a horde of black Friday shoppers
Side note face masks in general are not a bad idea to wear they protect from all forms of sickness not just the big rona and in the fall and winter they help your nose to not freeze
Awesome review...like always. I'm nearly died laughing. now I have to watch this
RIP to that magical red loincloth🙏🏾
Loved the "7 Days" telemarketing throwback, Mark xD spot-on!
Pineapple, pepperoni, and green peppers, your welcome.
Awesome video ! One if your best so far !
The weird intro was supposed to make this movie *less* confusing.
Never seems to work, does it?
Please review biodome next or sometime soon!? Pretty please? Compare what u liked as a kid to what u can’t handle anymore now. Maybe? Or something like how u do these things in ur funny way! Cuz u know, I just englished this thing the really well!
"Fans of 'Rick & Morty', will realize (that Dan Harmon has out-wealthed himself out of reality)..."
Great quote, Mark.
I was about to suggest you do a review of this. Good thing I looked before. I need to watch each and everyone of your videos and I will make suggestions... I know a bunch of really obscure movies.
That kinky red outfit that Sean Connery's wearing was later adopted by Borat
I love this movie. It was ambitious, but it has a lot of great ideas.
Also, I like what you're doing with a green screen. I loved your joke about getting some chairs!
Obligatory "Oh, Hi Mark".
I saw it when it first came out in 1974, I was 12. It made a great impression on me.
This is the first bad movie that made me so mad I had to turn it off and couldn’t finish it.
On a positive note, your videos and humor are getting funnier, please keep up the good work!
It’s finally time for this to come into style… got my outfit ordered already