Dude, can I say honestly, you are by far the most entertainig movie reviewer on YT, you have a consistent formula and style, simple but wholly descriptive, you don't bore the audiance by making two hour long videos were 90% of the movie is shown, so honestly bro, I hope you hit the 200k number soon, becouse honestly you deserve at least a million subs man, keep 'em rolling my friend!
The videos are a bit bland but I will take that any day over spastic, "WHAT'S UP, GUYS" or really lame guys pretending that they're genuinely ENRAGED by bad movies or games (if Angry or Furious or take your pick of adjectives is in the user name, I always avoid).
I was directing a school play where we put powder in someone's hair to make them look old. We were repowdering backstage, and someone in the audience thought it was smoke from a fire, and they called the fire department.
Brenda has a british accent because she's from the posh side of Honk Kong, and the confederate flag is due to her grandfather being a general, General Lee
Plausible. I was working on the assumption that she was an Oxford University graduate with honors in American history, who had become infatuated with the separatist states, before embarking on her quest for revenge over the whole 'formula' thing.
American commando ninja. Sounds like a charachter i would have made up as a child or a persona i would have used while in the army. This is one of the funniest ones ive seen man. I haven't laughed this hard in over a year so thank you mark.
@@kenrickkahn i know right! Gotta admit it outrageous and badass. Its like 3 80s movies in one title. Which was Probably the point lol. I cant get over that guy beating on that couch with his hand folding on the strikes 😂.
I'm not gonna lie, every time I get a notification and it's you, it's always when I'm doing something, say, "c'mon, I'm trying to do my life," and then stop whatever I'm doing and watch your video. Every single time.
Finally an old 'wierd' movie which made its way to Germany and which got an awful translation! By the way: the German title is 'Das Todesschwert der Ninja" (The Deathsword of the Ninja) - which is equally confusing, misleading and just plain stupid. Thanks to Mark for the new video! It has been an awesome year so far!
Sie sprechen mir aus der Seele! In unserem Freundeskreis ist dieser Film Kult , vor allem die ersten Minuten. Eine Freundin gab sogar ihrer Rollenspiel-Figur den Decknamen Becky Brenda.
The guy who says "So... Mark got himself quite a nice little restaurant. Ha ha ha aaa. " totally sounds like Tommy Wiseau. Hahahaha nice restaurant Mark. You're so crazy! Also, is it just me or does David look like Asian Will Wheaton?
I've seen channels with a million subs who give their subscribers nothing and only try to sell merch. This guy sure does show his appreciation. Happy 10th anniversary Mark.
I don't know why, but the close-ups at 18:31 are so hilarious. Then, Mark just walks in in the background with a bathrobe, a coffee mug, and his own great closeups. 😂
HOCUS POCUS : finally real magic in a movie packed with great actors, great dialogs and extraordinary NINJA action ! Thanks Mark for that magnificent description of all the events shown in this masterpiece of a movie.
I think the biggest change for me during lockdown has been waking up and not putting an ether soaked rag in my pocket. Is life even worth it without the ability to non-violently knock out random strangers in the street?
Oh, man - Brenda’s hairstyle with the popped collars and/or half-popped... high-waisted pleated ‘slacks’ with narrow belts. ALL the girls in my church circa 1982. lol We guys had to leave our neon pants at home on Sundays, but you could land rc aircraft on the shoulder pads of our suits. 🤣🤣🤣 Congrats on 10 years. Thanks for all the laughs.
17:44 Did Mark edit Dialogue from The Room... or is that original audio? If so then i think we found where Wiseau got his inspiration from for the weird eastern sounding laughter
Amazing that you've been doing this for so long! You're one of the best examples of the movie review format and you humor never fails to amuse me. Here's to a successful future! You deserve it
He either looked like Bryan Fury, from Tekken or Nero(from DMC4 & 5), in a business suit. Which is to say, Mark looked cool. But, if they ever make a good Tekken movie, (because Tekken is awesome), somebody out there, cast Mark as Bryan Fury or maybe Lee Chaolan, with sunglasses, or maybe Paul Phoenix, (with or without the insane hairstyle).
So we have Taiwanese leads racing against Russian operatives to find a Japanese scientist/alchemist. Then a Chinese third party shows up for the hunt with a "hocus pocus" wizard, so team Taiwan counters by bringing in an American "commando ninja". Oh, and the whole thing is dubbed in horrendous British English. After actually typing that, I am wondering if maybe the Amish are on to something . . .
Man, the production team in charge of the new Mortal Kombat movie had better brought their "A" game if they planned on keeping up with this masterpiece.
My favorite part of Marks video’s are the parts he inserts himself in...hysterical! Mark you’re incredibly talented and funny, thank you for brightening up my day 😘
My fellow male Dodger fans know the anxiety that comes from peeing in a trough while facing another man from across the trough. Eye contact must be avoided at all costs. No conversation is permitted. It's best to hold it and pee in the parking lot after the game.
Don't feel bad my silly self scared to do a Somersault and cartwheels..for some reason I'm scared to flip my body..u might snap my neck..or just embarrassing the life out of myself
15:24 for some context here, this seems similar to Japanese Ofuda, which is a type of talisman. A famous example similar to this one is Sailor Mars attack called “akuryo taisan” (evil spirits begone).
Mark, you deserve more subs. Truly great work, my guy. I love when you insert yourself into the scenes, it's hilarious and the effect is well done. Keep it up!
Dude, can I say honestly, you are by far the most entertainig movie reviewer on YT, you have a consistent formula and style, simple but wholly descriptive, you don't bore the audiance by making two hour long videos were 90% of the movie is shown, so honestly bro, I hope you hit the 200k number soon, becouse honestly you deserve at least a million subs man, keep 'em rolling my friend!
Well put!!! He always provides great entertainment!!!
I want to start a petition to get him on best of the worst with red letter media. I think he would fit right in
I thnik that if RLM even gave him a shoutout it could skyrocket his subscriber count.
The videos are a bit bland but I will take that any day over spastic, "WHAT'S UP, GUYS" or really lame guys pretending that they're genuinely ENRAGED by bad movies or games (if Angry or Furious or take your pick of adjectives is in the user name, I always avoid).
the dead pan sarcastic style is perfect
Honestly, Mark doing a bit and green-screening himself into the scene is my fav part of these reviews lmao :p
100% agreement!!!
Always~ 👌
I second that. Always makes me laugh.
@@allenpoe17 In this review, it was really natural and it surprised me he popped out at that time. 😂
Alot of gems from those skits!
I was directing a school play where we put powder in someone's hair to make them look old. We were repowdering backstage, and someone in the audience thought it was smoke from a fire, and they called the fire department.
You shouldn't have used a whole truckload of it lol
Brenda has a british accent because she's from the posh side of Honk Kong, and the confederate flag is due to her grandfather being a general, General Lee
Plausible. I was working on the assumption that she was an Oxford University graduate with honors in American history, who had become infatuated with the separatist states, before embarking on her quest for revenge over the whole 'formula' thing.
@@DCI-Frank-Burnside i was working on the assumption that this movie sucks ass
@@cvspvr Yeah I'm pretty sure the writer(s) of this film didn't develop an elaborate backstory about a character's pants. After all, this isn't Japan.
You travel 500 miles for that joke.
If the 'russian' bad guy had just said "Oh hi Mark" once I would have been sold.
17:46 It’s uncanny.
Hahah! What a story, Mark.
The laugh 😂
Every time the “Russian” laughed, I pictured Tommy W off screen.
"If someone tries kicking you, just pass the kick on to somebody else".
That bit cracked me up
me too, loling right now
Probably never going to do a cartwheel. Sir, more relatable words have never been spoken.
Yeah, I had a bit of an existential moment there.
Brenda: "My whole family is dead because of you! You ruined my life, and I will never find happiness again! Now come with me if you want to live!"
"My job is to protect your loathsome a** from the *Rushins™* and *Beekeeping Ninja™* (Covid Edition)."
IDK, I can't follow the story either.
@Sleepy G. It's got electrolytes! Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
American commando ninja. Sounds like a charachter i would have made up as a child or a persona i would have used while in the army. This is one of the funniest ones ive seen man. I haven't laughed this hard in over a year so thank you mark.
Seems like a Name I would have used in a Pro Wrestling game back in the day.. 😂
@@kenrickkahn i know right! Gotta admit it outrageous and badass. Its like 3 80s movies in one title. Which was Probably the point lol. I cant get over that guy beating on that couch with his hand folding on the strikes 😂.
@@FRANK45CASTLE You say it all for me 😂😂😂😂 and You 100% right..
I agree. When they started talking about samurais. I pictured samurai cop there as his back story
How u made those awesome emojis
"I hope your actions are nearly as strong as your words."
"...Yeah."
Congratulations to Kyle and his beautiful little ones..
10 years went by in a flash. Now I'm old, and Mark needs a million subs already.
I want him to get it.. Good dude..
I don't understand how he doesn't, been watching him for at least 5 years and have been seeing people say this the whole time.
Yeah no. Being happy and talkative doesn't deserve anything. You get what you get
@@z304legend You get what you get. Great insight Zach. Really enlightening stuff.
0 likes huh? Guess you get what you get.
@@seanmatthewking Zach used to be such a cool name too. Guess that ended when Zachary Ruckh was born
The ninja having an "ocular disability," had me in stitches for a good 2 min.
That popcorn bit at the end is genius.
Also, so many diamond wipes and a single star wipe?
Somebody needs to give the editor a talking to.
I love the when they edit the same attack 3 times quickly. The old Jean-Claude Van Damme movies did this a lot.
With the exception that JCVD's kicks n shit were edited from different angles
I'm not gonna lie, every time I get a notification and it's you, it's always when I'm doing something, say, "c'mon, I'm trying to do my life," and then stop whatever I'm doing and watch your video. Every single time.
This just happened to me. I had stuff to do this morning, but I couldn't even pause to watch later. 😅 Great video--every time.
EXACTLY!
Finally an old 'wierd' movie which made its way to Germany and which got an awful translation!
By the way: the German title is 'Das Todesschwert der Ninja" (The Deathsword of the Ninja) - which is equally confusing, misleading and just plain stupid.
Thanks to Mark for the new video!
It has been an awesome year so far!
Sie sprechen mir aus der Seele! In unserem Freundeskreis ist dieser Film Kult , vor allem die ersten Minuten. Eine Freundin gab sogar ihrer Rollenspiel-Figur den Decknamen Becky Brenda.
I see Mark with that "TOO the show" intro, and my happy tickle starts acting up.
I was totally thinking about how much I love those green shorts-you're right Mark, it is hard to resist them!
Congrats to Kyle! And happy 10th anniversary Mark.
Always love it when Mark adds himself into the scene, absolutely smooth.
The fact that Mark has uploaded as many videos during this Pandemic then as his entire run in 2018 and 19 is amazing. Keep it up man!
Waiting for my tank top and coffee mug to arrive so I can binge my favorite channel the right way
The guy who says "So... Mark got himself quite a nice little restaurant. Ha ha ha aaa. " totally sounds like Tommy Wiseau. Hahahaha nice restaurant Mark. You're so crazy! Also, is it just me or does David look like Asian Will Wheaton?
And the Martin guy sounds like Donald Trump
Oh wait, it's the same guy. Yeah, his laugh is 100% Wiseau
He looks like Asian wil wheaton
It has to be Tommy Wiseau doing the dubbing for that Russian Martin guy. Just waited to hear that infamous "Oh, hi Tanaga" in the first office scene.
Even if it isn't, it might be a clue as to what f-ing country Wiseau comes from.
Seriously, dueling monologues would be hilarious! They escalate and get louder and sweaty and mildly violent. YES!!!
I've seen channels with a million subs who give their subscribers nothing and only try to sell merch. This guy sure does show his appreciation. Happy 10th anniversary Mark.
Lol... Hocus Pocus.
Lost all seriousness. 😂
I see you've never had a mystical paper plane thrown at you.
I don't know why, but the close-ups at 18:31 are so hilarious. Then, Mark just walks in in the background with a bathrobe, a coffee mug, and his own great closeups. 😂
Uh, hey can I talk to you guys for a sec? 🤣
@@12345....... He just said that he likes improv because he can go off on a tangent. That's a great example! 😂
HOCUS POCUS : finally real magic in a movie packed with great actors, great dialogs and extraordinary NINJA action ! Thanks Mark for that magnificent description of all the events shown in this masterpiece of a movie.
12:20 I lost it at Mark commentary 🤣
I think the biggest change for me during lockdown has been waking up and not putting an ether soaked rag in my pocket. Is life even worth it without the ability to non-violently knock out random strangers in the street?
I read your comment before finishing this video; I’ll tell ya, it’s way more understandable with context haha!
Oh, man - Brenda’s hairstyle with the popped collars and/or half-popped... high-waisted pleated ‘slacks’ with narrow belts. ALL the girls in my church circa 1982. lol We guys had to leave our neon pants at home on Sundays, but you could land rc aircraft on the shoulder pads of our suits. 🤣🤣🤣
Congrats on 10 years. Thanks for all the laughs.
This channel is criminally underrated.
Velocipastor is one about a priest who has to team up with a prostitute after finding out he can turn into a raptor to fight ninjas
Only when fighting ninjas? Seems oddly specific.
@@troodon1096 Not only when he fights them but he uses it to fight them. He discovers it only after he travels to Asia
Chicago Cubs’ Wrigley Field had the trough toilets when I was a kid, late 1960’s.😄
Bill Paxton's "Game over man!", took me by surprise and was absolutely perfect 😂
I’m in my 40’s and I’ve never been able to flip off a diving board. Thank you for not making me feel alone
Pretty sure this is from the same people that did Mind Trap, but maybe this movie IS another mind trap
Oh my god that air b&b skit. I was crying with laughter
Mark's after-show thoughts...."Damn, I should've used the 5-diamond wipe when i revealed my green screen."
I wasn’t expecting Confederate Wonder Woman cosplay today.
I laughed really hard at Mark shook the dust out of his hair
Just pass the kick on to somebody else 🤣🤣🤣
I can' t even count the times I've left home thinking, "thank goodness I've got my ether soaked rag!!!!"
An Asian with a fake British accent wearing a confederate flag. That is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
Triple Threat
That footage of Ninja Mark hurting his back still gives me backache
YES! I was looking for someone else who mentioned this. I can still hear the crack from the OG video.
@@ShinySephiroth1 Hardcore Mark Enjoyers
I found this channel years ago .. and haven't left ever since
17:44 Did Mark edit Dialogue from The Room... or is that original audio? If so then i think we found where Wiseau got his inspiration from for the weird eastern sounding laughter
The bit with the tracking device in the jacket is why I am now subscribed. Thanks for the laughs. :)
I just thank God for giving me a new day to see Weird Movies with Mark
P.S.: You should review Maniac Cop
The only time I've seen the trough urinal is in primary and high school. Brought back memories .in Australia anyways prolly different in Canada/states
Congrats to Kyle and Family! It looks like the switch will get some good use.
Wow Mark looks good in a robe with his chest exposed.
Mark... I so needed this upload. You are my go to anxiety/insomnia content. "💜💜
I go back to this review for the sneaky sex on me line 😂😂
"What the hell, dude!?" has to be his best recurring line
Best movie channel on all of YT.
OMG this was one of your best ever, I was laughing so hard my husband got concerned. That David and Larry Bromance 😆
I, genuinely, will never understand why you don't have ten times the subs that you do.
This movie was edited by the guy who edits all the bowling alley videos that play when you get a strike, gutter-ball, etc.
That was stellar voice acting;and I love how they managed to find the right cars for the 70"s period
Amazing that you've been doing this for so long! You're one of the best examples of the movie review format and you humor never fails to amuse me.
Here's to a successful future! You deserve it
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17:45 Hold on, is Tommy Wiseau doing the ADR? What a story Mark..
Guess it's time for me to go out and get a lime-green everything.
Are you sure you're ready for that much tail?
Now we know the real reason for everyone wearing green on st Patrick's day
I love Mark saying "Welcome back *TO* the show"
Haven't laughed so much for a long time.
13:38 I love the face change he makes after the ninja stars miss him. Lol
love the bloopers!!
When you had the powder in your hair, you totally looked like Bryan Fury, from Tekken lol
He either looked like Bryan Fury, from Tekken or Nero(from DMC4 & 5), in a business suit. Which is to say, Mark looked cool. But, if they ever make a good Tekken movie, (because Tekken is awesome), somebody out there, cast Mark as Bryan Fury or maybe Lee Chaolan, with sunglasses, or maybe Paul Phoenix, (with or without the insane hairstyle).
So we have Taiwanese leads racing against Russian operatives to find a Japanese scientist/alchemist. Then a Chinese third party shows up for the hunt with a "hocus pocus" wizard, so team Taiwan counters by bringing in an American "commando ninja". Oh, and the whole thing is dubbed in horrendous British English. After actually typing that, I am wondering if maybe the Amish are on to something . . .
"He maintains his ninja focus with more beer" lololol
Congratulations Kyle...and Congrats Mark for 10th anniversary...luv the vids👍Mark...
0:59 I can still hear the snap from that video *shudder*
No need to joke around Mark I lost my father to loose wooden sticks and plastic buckets
So he kicked the bucket, huh? Seems he didn't want to stick around this world anymore, eh.
@@nobody-9838 too soon man. Too soon
Was he a ninja?
Man, the production team in charge of the new Mortal Kombat movie had better brought their "A" game if they planned on keeping up with this masterpiece.
Was just hoping you would post again and here you are!
You make me laugh more than anybody on UA-cam
This was probably made by Godfrey Ho,the guy made like 138 movies doing that cut and paste thing
It was.
@@ThePaintingClinic No it wasn't.
My favorite part of Marks video’s are the parts he inserts himself in...hysterical! Mark you’re incredibly talented and funny, thank you for brightening up my day 😘
Still don't understand the small amount of subs this man has
Same here I've commented this multiple times I have no idea why he doesn't Have more but all his subs are consistent viewers hes got a good fanbase
This is still a lot of people, imagine yourself speaking to 177 000 people. Cheers from Paris.
Mark, to romance Brenda, you should have brought normal corn instead. And then make popcorn out of that in the heat of the moment.
Sometimes I just see a tree and want to climb it, but then I realise I'm standing sideways to it and it's no good...
Hiding on the ladder was really something!
Hmmm. Now I’m craving grilled lettuce.
Wash it down with some microwaved strawberries.
Mark, you out did yourself wit this video. The bit at 18:35 might have been the funniest thing you’ve done. Bravo!
My fellow male Dodger fans know the anxiety that comes from peeing in a trough while facing another man from across the trough. Eye contact must be avoided at all costs. No conversation is permitted. It's best to hold it and pee in the parking lot after the game.
Glad a family won the prize. Keep up the good work Mark, I really look forward to these. Thanks man!
They clearly thought that the Confederate Flag was just a weird British Flag
They had to though that.. it's the only explanation we can think of..
17:44 - That Tommy Wiseau impression is incredible!
Don't feel bad my silly self scared to do a Somersault and cartwheels..for some reason I'm scared to flip my body..u might snap my neck..or just embarrassing the life out of myself
Agreed, once I tried to do a backflip... I only made it half way. Let's say I learned my lesson and never tried again.
Love the Air BnB!!!
The title is classic . . . a jumble of "action" words smashed together . . . what next - a fantasy movie called _Hobbit Dragon Magic?_
Horror movie: Bloody Stab Killer
No one dies until the last 30 seconds.
You are the funniest commentor of cheap movies that I ever seen. I like when you include yourself in a scene and talk to the other actors.
I think the American part of this movie has to do with the American 80s outfits they are wearing.
Congrats Kyle and family. And happy 10th anniversary Mark
Ha ha ha ha....the staring thing and the airbnb was too good 🤣🤣🤣
The fashions in this movie deserve their own video commentary.
15:24 for some context here, this seems similar to Japanese Ofuda, which is a type of talisman. A famous example similar to this one is Sailor Mars attack called “akuryo taisan” (evil spirits begone).
Mark, you deserve more subs. Truly great work, my guy. I love when you insert yourself into the scenes, it's hilarious and the effect is well done. Keep it up!