Next video will be March 15th, it's currently done, but I'm going to space it out a bit while I start working on a new batch this month. It's a good one though, it'll be worth the wait!
@@Iggsy81 Ah, don't worry. They weren't really true friends. I'd rather be friendless & genuinely, intrinsically happy than to be surrounded by people who ultimately drain me or just add nothing to my life.
Oh, dear now that's just pure amateur crucifixion there. I used to work as a nail guy in the XVI Legion, during the reing of Augustus and let me tell you crucifiying is a job that requires love and dedication. You can't just hammer it and think that that's all that there is to it. People will always be like "Sir I must protest, this hurts a lot, you know", "Excuse me, but my cross is just full of splinters", " Sir, could I get a foot rest down there", "I would like the cross that has the horizontal bar going above the vertical one, not that uncomfortable T-shaped one" or "I'm form Scotland and I'd like the X-shaped one", boy people can be tiersome, but that's no excuse for sloppy work, the customer is always right! I am proud to say that all of my clients died with huge smiles on their faces...well, they were pain-ridden rigor mortis smiles, but still smiles.
I'm glad I didn't check the comments first and spoil the "I'm good, I got my goatmilk" line. Literal laugh out loud moment... Right after I thought about how nasty that Old Milwaukee he opened was gonna be. I'd pass for goatmilk too.🤣
Fun fact: Lou Diamond Phillips is an uncredited extra, he's one of the demon-zombies. He was married to the 2nd AD at the time, and he was visiting the set one day.
They take time but I really like spicing up the video with them, I might release a special video going through the process of doing it since some people have asked me how to do it
Mark's improv within the movie scenes is SO GOOD that all of the other actors seem to just freeze up, as if they know they can't even approach Mark's level of craft.
Right?? and the worst is the people who once and a while send a message like "Man we all GOTTA get together one of these days!" but that day never comes and every time you try to set something up they never show
@@FanboyFlicks It always cracks me up when someone I went to high school with hits me up on Facebook, even though we were never friends in high school. "You didn't want to know how it was going when we actually knew each other. Do you really want me to text you about my last 20 years?" lol
Nothing better than ending the day with some Weird Movies. You’re killing it Mark, keep up the awesome work. These videos have been coming through in the clutch as I’ve been dealing with somethings. Love that I can still find some time to laugh. Can’t thank you enough.
The makers of 7up used to have magazine ads suggesting serving a mix of 7up and milk. The famous misheard-lyrics Flash animation from over 20 years ago, Hatten är din, has a mention of “cola-au-lait,” cola with milk (part of Arabic lyrics intentionally misheard as a sort of Swedish).
Lol, the whole hilarious "Little Linda" bit instantly made me think of Pig Pen, the Peanuts character who always walks around in a cloud of dirt. He was always one of my favorites, for some reason.
Yep! I have had many a Demon Winds. One time, I had a Demon Wind at my local Brookshires. An older couple walked through my Demon Wind cloud about a minute later down the aisle. The old woman of the couple literally coughed and dropped her purse. That was my best Demon Wind yet! Bwahahaha!
yeah, i kinda imagined demons with terrible indigestion runing around and uncontrolably breaking some terribe smelling wind, the fog cloud is actually a magical demon fart cloud formed from all the demon wind and it's trapped by a air current around the farm trapping the demons inside, after they killed enough demons, the fart cloud could finally disipate allowing them to leave, the cars dont work because the magical demon wind mess with the battery, once the farts stopped the magical demon fart cloud dissapeared and the cars work again, movie was much more enjoyable that way... the alcohol helped...
Sorry youngsters, Mark is right. Once you hit 30 things change. by my age, 36, forget about it. You may be able to get a couple people together on the rarest of occasions. (Typically everyone you know is already married, so sadly it's usually funerals that bring you back, you all promise "lets stay in touch this time, get together" you might once, so enjoy it.)
1 of the few friends I still have is one I've literally known since I was a baby. Our dad's were best friends growing up and his dad introduced mine to my mother. My friend and I were born like 3 months apart and there's Polaroids of us as babies together.
I love the self inserts you've been doing more frequently in your more recent videos! Quality entertainment that I look forward to getting notified each time you release a new video! Thanks for the laughs, Mark!
Another brilliant video, I only discovered your channel a week ago but absolutely loving each and every one I've watched so far which is the majority of them.
man i'm in my 30s and i don't even HAVE eight friends anymore. but i do have friends who love bad movies. i might have to toss this one onto a movie night now.
One of the annoying things about watching horror movies is watching the characters in them making all the wrong choices that will likely get them killed. Love your videos, Mark.
Speaking of "Tooooo"....I know there must be some kind of story about that, but I must have missed it along the way... do you know from whence it originated?
I'm so thankful for this channel but esp this episode. I had been for years trying to remember the name of this movie. I was just a kid when I watched it and all I remembered was some people walking into a house in ruins that transformed into a more complete yet decrepit home. I wasn't even sure if the movie was real anymore, I started to think it was a dream or false memory. Literally 30 years of wondering finally answered. Thank you.
I have been watching your show for years Mark and it never gets old. Throughout this time you have remained one of my favorites on UA-cam. Your episodes always make me laugh and I always have had a great time watching them. Keep up the awesome work and continue to make me and others laugh! (P.S. I’m glad to see you’re back at looking at the movie posters!)
Part of the fun watching these flicks is anticipating how the obnoxious jock character is gonna get his (hoping it's his bleeding out after getting his [tiny] todger stuck in bear trap or somesuch).
Discount Tim Thomerson, discount Tom Holland, discount Kevin Bacon, discount Emilio Estevez... It's like the director said, "Well I know who I WANT to cast in this movie, but..."
I've watched many of your videos now. I find them entertaining, funny, incisive and especially amusing when I imagine how angry watching the films must make you. I wholeheartedly agree about Free Parking.
Dude...i loved this movie when I was a kid!! Haha. I never thought it was so bad. I absolutely love your show. I've been watching all your videos lately and I can't get enough of them.
I'm so happy you reviewed this movie. Ever since I saw it last year I was disappointed by the lack of people talking about how fucking bananas it is, lol. You're doing gods work Mark, thank you for your service!
Who gives a thumbs down to a channel like this?What is there to be mad about or not like?I swear there are miserable people out there living a miserable life that make themselves feel better by hating on successful people.Sad..truly sad.
I think some people got pissed off at me for reviewing a movie from years ago that they really loved and hate me for it so they follow me around and just dislike every video as soon as it's posted lol
Next video will be March 15th, it's currently done, but I'm going to space it out a bit while I start working on a new batch this month. It's a good one though, it'll be worth the wait!
This one was SO good man!!
Oh, hi Mark
What a tease :)
@@michaelelam9779 thanks bud!
You are the only one left us conspirators got together to change our minds.
If I was an old man working at a rural gas station, I'd be giving people vague, ominous warnings all the time just for fun.
Maybe you would... Then maybe you wouldn't...
Damn kids got no respect!
Somebody gotta teach em!
You must be from outta town, city slicker. We don't get many folks like you round here.
Some folks have a strange idea of entertainment...
I think that's the only appeal of the job, really.
"If I'm naked then there's nothing on me that I can offer up as collateral."
Oh, don't sell yourself so short, Mark.
Getting 8 friends together in your 30 is hard. Just having 8 friends in your 30s is crazy
Yep, im in late 30s and seems you lose all your friends along the way, making friends at that age is near-impossible too, sigh
@@Iggsy81 I can be your friend
@@Iggsy81 Ah, don't worry. They weren't really true friends. I'd rather be friendless & genuinely, intrinsically happy than to be surrounded by people who ultimately drain me or just add nothing to my life.
I'm 34! I have acquaintances No Friends, Just people I do Business with. You can be your own best Friend or your own Worst Enemy.
@@Iggsy81 wait till you hit your 50s, your friends dwindle to just one or two.
Oh, dear now that's just pure amateur crucifixion there. I used to work as a nail guy in the XVI Legion, during the reing of Augustus and let me tell you crucifiying is a job that requires love and dedication. You can't just hammer it and think that that's all that there is to it. People will always be like "Sir I must protest, this hurts a lot, you know", "Excuse me, but my cross is just full of splinters", " Sir, could I get a foot rest down there", "I would like the cross that has the horizontal bar going above the vertical one, not that uncomfortable T-shaped one" or "I'm form Scotland and I'd like the X-shaped one", boy people can be tiersome, but that's no excuse for sloppy work, the customer is always right! I am proud to say that all of my clients died with huge smiles on their faces...well, they were pain-ridden rigor mortis smiles, but still smiles.
Hahaha
This needs more likes
You are a sick person. I like you.
This was awesome! Thanks for writing this.
Lol oh my god!! 🤣🤣🤣
I love it when Mark happens to be an actor in the movie he reviews-he never fails to steal the scenes he's in.
It’s funny because I love editing myself into the scenes even though it takes a long time
@@FanboyFlicks can imagine, but it always makes me smile!
@@FanboyFlicks keep it up, its been great to watch, and ty for the time spent!
@@FanboyFlicks It's so worth it!
I'm glad I didn't check the comments first and spoil the "I'm good, I got my goatmilk" line. Literal laugh out loud moment... Right after I thought about how nasty that Old Milwaukee he opened was gonna be. I'd pass for goatmilk too.🤣
"Welcome back TO the show!" These words always make me happy.
I was about to comment that quote🤣
Me too
Me four
Me too right
The show has no name. 😂
Fun fact: Lou Diamond Phillips is an uncredited extra, he's one of the demon-zombies. He was married to the 2nd AD at the time, and he was visiting the set one day.
Fun Fact #2. 'Beautiful Demon' early on in the movie is a former p0rn star, Sandra Margot
That’s awesome
I really love the green screen sections where Mark injects himself into the film.
It’s true
He's actually in the original films.
@@thursoberwick1948 Okay so... Real talk. I would pay some money for a version of reefer madness that had Mark superimposed into the cast.
@@Patrick-bn5rp Yes! It's also one of the few B&W films that looks better colourised. Purple smoke...
They take time but I really like spicing up the video with them, I might release a special video going through the process of doing it since some people have asked me how to do it
Mark's improv within the movie scenes is SO GOOD that all of the other actors seem to just freeze up, as if they know they can't even approach Mark's level of craft.
I will never get over how much Mark sounds like Jerry Seinfeld when he gets upset
I always figured that’s what he’s going for lol
"Getting 8 friends to go do something is like a pipe dream." I couldn't stop laughing because I know EXACTLY what you mean.
Right?? and the worst is the people who once and a while send a message like "Man we all GOTTA get together one of these days!" but that day never comes and every time you try to set something up they never show
@@FanboyFlicks It always cracks me up when someone I went to high school with hits me up on Facebook, even though we were never friends in high school. "You didn't want to know how it was going when we actually knew each other. Do you really want me to text you about my last 20 years?" lol
@@stillthere1224 the truth is they do it because they want to tell you how it’s going for them lol
@@FanboyFlicks Hahaha! Very true!
That’s how hacky sack was made!!😊
Nothing better than ending the day with some Weird Movies. You’re killing it Mark, keep up the awesome work. These videos have been coming through in the clutch as I’ve been dealing with somethings. Love that I can still find some time to laugh. Can’t thank you enough.
Here’s hoping things get better soon bud!
I look forward to theses videos..get so happy..
Great combo.
I see this posted 17 hours ago...you replied five days ago, damn. I need your insight.
@@kizzykat03 Patreon supporters and UA-cam members get early access to videos
The only UA-camr whose videos I watch and when they’re done, start over and watch again right away because they’re just that good.
Ditto
What? Y? Huh? They are not bad. But out of all the youtubers and videos these are in the meh category.
5am and this is round 3 rewatch plus binging other vids
“Nah I got my coke-milk” is gonna be a new addition to the ol’ lexicon
It was a thing in the 70s/80s. Pepsi milk is way better though.
Never skim.
The makers of 7up used to have magazine ads suggesting serving a mix of 7up and milk. The famous misheard-lyrics Flash animation from over 20 years ago, Hatten är din, has a mention of “cola-au-lait,” cola with milk (part of Arabic lyrics intentionally misheard as a sort of Swedish).
@tieck @markiangooley I’m shocked
@Rafael .Padilla: Coke-milk seems like the stuff Alex and crew were drinking at the Korova Milkbar. Moloko plus… nose candy!
Full of pilk
"Demon Wind" sounds like a bad literal translation of an 80s anime OVA.
or an 80s metal band
Hi Skyler!
I swear there’s a Violence Jack that sounds like that. I think Hells Wind.
@@magicjohnson3121 A Demon Wind Named Amnesia... Demon Windy City Shinjuku 😂
or what you would call a really hellish sounding and smelling fart
Okay, whatever happened at 9:47 has got to be the most amazingly random unexpected sequence in a movie I've ever seen. We need more ninja magicians.
Lol, the whole hilarious "Little Linda" bit instantly made me think of Pig Pen, the Peanuts character who always walks around in a cloud of dirt. He was always one of my favorites, for some reason.
You like it dirty? Lol
Who could have guessed a snow globe to be a weapon of mass destruction.
What do you think the Finnish used against the Russians
Not bombs I'll tell you
SCP
My guess is holy water was in there.
@@joe7923 That would make sense but it looked stupid exploding. She should have busted it on his head and melted his face.
@@joe7923 I guessed Holy Water too 💧💧💧...
Demon Winds sounds like a catholic euphemism for a really bad fart
Yep! I have had many a Demon Winds. One time, I had a Demon Wind at my local Brookshires. An older couple walked through my Demon Wind cloud about a minute later down the aisle. The old woman of the couple literally coughed and dropped her purse. That was my best Demon Wind yet! Bwahahaha!
being raised a catholic, it sounds protestant to me
yeah, i kinda imagined demons with terrible indigestion runing around and uncontrolably breaking some terribe smelling wind, the fog cloud is actually a magical demon fart cloud formed from all the demon wind and it's trapped by a air current around the farm trapping the demons inside, after they killed enough demons, the fart cloud could finally disipate allowing them to leave, the cars dont work because the magical demon wind mess with the battery, once the farts stopped the magical demon fart cloud dissapeared and the cars work again, movie was much more enjoyable that way... the alcohol helped...
Demon Winds.
Also known as atheist flatulence.
Made me laugh out loud for real! Nice joke
Sorry youngsters, Mark is right. Once you hit 30 things change. by my age, 36, forget about it. You may be able to get a couple people together on the rarest of occasions. (Typically everyone you know is already married, so sadly it's usually funerals that bring you back, you all promise "lets stay in touch this time, get together" you might once, so enjoy it.)
It's true but I find I now appreciate my time with my friends so much more now when I DO get to see them
One of Mark's finest, coke milk, stack of cards called chance and the earnest message about the reality of adult friendship in your thirties.
Did he use all those jokes in other videos? I feel Deja vu
Sorry to crash the party and for my slowness. Why does the video say uploaded 2hrs ago but there's comments from 4days ago?
@@moxiemaxie3543 UA-cam members and Patreon supporters get early access to videos
@@FanboyFlicks thanks for answering!
Is Coke milk a real thing in America. Could be for all i know, i'm British... but seriously, is Coke milk a thing over there or something ?
“Multiplayer LSD”
Hmm, that actually sounds like it could be really fun depending who you bring
The can kicking karate scene has left me confused
It's actually longer than it looks, I had to edit it down to save time lol
@@FanboyFlicks I'm a sucker for scenes like that one. Thanks for sharing it with us
I'm sure Eli Roth loved it, and then borrowed some of it for Cabin Fever.
Pancakes!!!
And that’s how ya my sAck was made??🤘🏼dude???
The gas station dream explanation was so much more vivid than I would have thought. The images you put in my mind are forever engraved there.
When Mark said "I wouldnt have it any other way" and winked positively that he loves makin this show for us i actually cried.
That was a transcendent moment :)
I love Mark, "he's the best."
My man out here grinding steady with quality content throughout the years
7:33 "I'm good, I got my Coke-milk."
I'm dead.
1 of the few friends I still have is one I've literally known since I was a baby. Our dad's were best friends growing up and his dad introduced mine to my mother. My friend and I were born like 3 months apart and there's Polaroids of us as babies together.
That’s rare so definitely don’t let anything ever break up your friendship.
“Anybody want a beer?”
“I’m good I got my coke milk.”
I did laugh at your line Mark involving coke milk.
"I'm good I got my goat milk" 😂
half coke, half goat milk = coke milk
@@FanboyFlicks I never saw a coked up 🐐.... And I'm in Florida! 🏖
I love the self inserts you've been doing more frequently in your more recent videos! Quality entertainment that I look forward to getting notified each time you release a new video! Thanks for the laughs, Mark!
*forgets Mark is Canadian*
'Tape it to a hockey stick!'
Oh yeah.
How can you forget?
Another brilliant video, I only discovered your channel a week ago but absolutely loving each and every one I've watched so far which is the majority of them.
Glad you're enjoying it!
“Welcome back TOOOO the show.” That will never get old.
I just love Mark's character in all the scenes he's added, its just perfectly placed lol
man i'm in my 30s and i don't even HAVE eight friends anymore. but i do have friends who love bad movies. i might have to toss this one onto a movie night now.
Demon Wind sounds like a bad case of flatulence...
Just finished watching 2 videos and now there's another one Hahahhaha
Great stuff,Mark, I salute you from Romania!
It kind of feels like the people who made this movie REALLY wanted to make an Evil Dead remake, and couldn't get the license.
Glad you're incorporating more skits of you in the movie lol
Hearty lolz “I’m good, I got my Coke-Milk.”
Holy shit, the cynical nature of this video is incredible. "I haven't been blown away in a long time. A looong time." That face LMFAOOO
“If it’s regular coke, can you dilute it with some of that goats milk?” LMAO 😂 Mark, you crack me up all the time!
"I got my coke milk" That killed me.
I lost it at the dipstick joke 🤣
One of the annoying things about watching horror movies is watching the characters in them making all the wrong choices that will likely get them killed. Love your videos, Mark.
LMFAO "im good ive got my coke milk." Shouldn't be watching clockwork orange 🤣
The only show i press „like“ after its says „ welcome to the show“
Speaking of "Tooooo"....I know there must be some kind of story about that, but I must have missed it along the way... do you know from whence it originated?
What an absolute gem of a channel! In stitches. Comedy gold!
Even if they had gotten the cars to start they would've just crashed them into a ditch. That's just how horror movies work.
The almighty power of....plot!!!
Bruv, I can't thank you enough for keeping your channel going. When I get bummed I put it on and laugh like hell. Keep it up Mark!
"The Hills Have Eyes" taught me to never trust an old man working at a rural gas station.
Corner Gas ⛽???... 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
The movie may not have been much; but the VHS box cover was a cool lenticular version of the poster.
I love it whenever he insert himself in a scene 😂
I had a lot of fun watching this. Thank you! 😂
I get so happy when he does a new video..just found him and all ready seen all of his stuff
The quality of your content is amazingly consistent. Another great episode!
"Welcome back TO the show."
-this intro is fully approved to continue until the end of time cause Mark Isn't allowed to quit the show ever.
The so anyway reaction after 9:49 is priceless. Hardest laugh of 2021 so far
Last time I came this early, Samurai Cop was still uncircumcised.
Marks yet another example of why I love Canadians and their sense of humor so much. 🇨🇦✊
These women have some of the strongest jawlines I've ever seen.
They would later turn out to be the ancestors of 𝙩𝙝𝙚 Henry Cavill
The one in the pink is really a dude!
1:25 THANK GOD I wasn't drinking or eating anything right then! I would've died of choking from what Mark said about the mashed potatoes! 🤦🏼♀️🤣🤣
I always hated when my explosive snowglobes got confiscated. Not fair
I'm so thankful for this channel but esp this episode. I had been for years trying to remember the name of this movie. I was just a kid when I watched it and all I remembered was some people walking into a house in ruins that transformed into a more complete yet decrepit home. I wasn't even sure if the movie was real anymore, I started to think it was a dream or false memory. Literally 30 years of wondering finally answered. Thank you.
Been bingeing WMWM today. What more do you need when the day ends with another satisfying videp!
These regular uploads, man! Been following this channel for years and I've always hoped for this.
Great work
A perfect cure for a case of the Monday’s
Love all the reviews Mark, really like when you insert yourself into the movie scenes too. Keep up the awesome work! Cheers from Canada.
I’m extremely disappointed with the lack of any flatulent demons in this film.
12:15 LMAO! "Hang on, I wanna check out what this knife is gonna do" 🤣
Man, your quality is only going up. Amazing work!
I haven't been blown away for a long time
Me: Same
I have been watching your show for years Mark and it never gets old. Throughout this time you have remained one of my favorites on UA-cam. Your episodes always make me laugh and I always have had a great time watching them. Keep up the awesome work and continue to make me and others laugh!
(P.S. I’m glad to see you’re back at looking at the movie posters!)
Tom Holland's doppelganger Spider-Mullet.
Our Prime Movie algorithm is in sync. Just finished this gem last week. When dude turned into a alien I had to see the ending. Thank You Brother.
9:47 what did I just watch lol
I remember the VHS was sparkly on the cover. The shards of glass had a 3D effect on the cover. Always thought that was cool
Although a $0.75 burger is tempting, the 1/2 fried chicken at $0.35 sounds better. Unless it just means they half-fried the chicken.
Part of the fun watching these flicks is anticipating how the obnoxious jock character is gonna get his (hoping it's his bleeding out after getting his [tiny] todger stuck in bear trap or somesuch).
“oh hi mark”
Yes I know it’s been said many many many many many many many times before.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ha ha ha, what a story Glyne.
9:47 Thanks for not putting a joke there. That was just legitimately great.
Every road leads to Nilbog!
Your Monopoly diatribe was very funny! It is an issue in my household. 😂
Discount Tim Thomerson, discount Tom Holland, discount Kevin Bacon, discount Emilio Estevez...
It's like the director said, "Well I know who I WANT to cast in this movie, but..."
The weird thing is it only seems to apply to the men. Maybe the casting director didn't know any discount versions of actresses.
The fish sandwich is so relatable I literally shed a tear of laughter.
All the friends together makes me think of going on a fall break walking hand-in-hand in the Moonlight
damn it you got me with that one lol now it's going to be stuck in my head all night
Yeah me too. Now I’m going to be hearing it in my head all night.
Friends forever, sticking together through thick and thin!
@@FanboyFlicks guess it really got stuck. Now that I've seen the last video
I've watched many of your videos now. I find them entertaining, funny, incisive and especially amusing when I imagine how angry watching the films must make you.
I wholeheartedly agree about Free Parking.
In many cases the poster art for 80's B movies had little to do with the actual movie.
Or the titles. Exorcist II: the Heretic, doesn't seem to have a heretic in it, unless you count the demon itself.
Dude...i loved this movie when I was a kid!! Haha. I never thought it was so bad.
I absolutely love your show. I've been watching all your videos lately and I can't get enough of them.
I get Demon Wind every time I eat at Taco Bell.
How- *HOW* did you just _breeze_ right by that epic scene at 9:48 without saying anything?!?!
*That sequence is majestic AF!!!!* 🤣❤️
10/10 vid again.
I'm so happy you reviewed this movie. Ever since I saw it last year I was disappointed by the lack of people talking about how fucking bananas it is, lol.
You're doing gods work Mark, thank you for your service!
Mark I'LL TAKE 10!!!...
Me: No, there's a reason the burger is 75€
Mark: No, Wait, I'll take one. There's a reason ...
16:58 best moment of the video lol. We wouldn't have it any other way either, Mark!
Who gives a thumbs down to a channel like this?What is there to be mad about or not like?I swear there are miserable people out there living a miserable life that make themselves feel better by hating on successful people.Sad..truly sad.
Or successful people trying to make ordinary people feel miserable in order to control them.
@@thursoberwick1948 that’s a possibility as well..good point
I think some people got pissed off at me for reviewing a movie from years ago that they really loved and hate me for it so they follow me around and just dislike every video as soon as it's posted lol
People who down vote this should just have some goat milk coke and shut up
@@FanboyFlicks Joke's on you, I'm just rabidly anti-Canadian!
Keep it up man I've been a fan of yours for years and I'm happy to see you uploading weekly. Especially with this level of quality.
You say the one guy kinda looks like Tom Holland, I was thinking the Cory guy looks like a dime store Emilio Estevez.