Those 8 classes missed don't count because he had to go to France for the funeral for his dead grandmother... I mean, grandfather... I mean, favourite grandparent, you bastard! :p
And.. the sad thing is that 90% of teachers (according to the comment section) as well as mine were careless as well and showed this video to class.. after that they said “oh i did not know!” Well, did you check it ? Sounds most teachers who hate being called like that are the ones who fail students.. as they are careless :) the tables had flipped that day in class we laughed so hard🤣
It feels like the teacher is the king just like that and the student is the slave he just has to do this and that even thu some teachers work hard to teach but most of them they just care abt giving u the fucking material and u do things ur own and if u did a mistake they blame you .. i am not talking abt failing.. talking specifically abt getting a C in a course that u think u r excellent at (and u really are) its just the professor.. want an evidence? Sure, my friend has a phd in physics and my professor also has a phd, i got a very low grades on the exams even thu i solved it right and most of the questions i solve them almost rightly, but still a low grade. I talked to my friend asking him to grade my papers fairly and i did the math, i should get B+/A-, and when u go to the professor’s office he makes u feel as if the mistake is yours not his and that he did a PERFECT job in giving the materials.. yea guess what, no one is perfect, neither u nor i.. shoutout to every good professor who thinks like a student and works like a teacher.
*”It was 5 papers, why didn’t you do papers 3 and 4” it sounds like the teacher needs to fail too and get another job, he can’t remember what he said either*
You're failing English because it's a completely made up course with no real structure. You do your assignment almost exactly as how it should be done, but your dumbass professor marks your paper from front to back and gives you a D-. You're allowed to rewrite it, of course, so you make the corrections outlined by your professors marks and he gives you a D. It's ridiculous. It almost seems like you get a grade based on whether the English professor likes you or not. It's not like math. You could kick a math professor in the balls and two plus two will still equal four and the math professor will still have to give it to you.
Nick Carlson I had one with all these sob stories about how their mom stole their money and they would loose their financial aid and they HAD to get a B... I let them retake the class (and gave them an incomplete) and they did WORSE the second time around.
Watching and listening to this with a friend who said "Wait, was this an exact conversation you had with one of your students?" No... it's a combination between two former students.
School is the worst way of learning. It smacks all motivation out of students.
3:04 Had me dying 😂
He's sadly smarter than most college students today. That's depressing to think about.
OMG! This is EXACTLY what students do😂😂😂
This sounds like damn near EVERY millennial! 🤬
You're thinking of Gen Z.
Bobby you SPEAK English!
Elvis wasn't Jewish He was Jew-ish 🤣
I missed these
Student: "I showed up for every class's Also student: Didn't attend the first class, and missed 8 classes because "his balls fell off"
I wish more college professors were like this. Most of them caved in to this bullshit and made it all too easy, and now here we are.
Missed 8 classes yet also attended every class at the same time? GIVE THIS BEAR AN A!!!
Those 8 classes missed don't count because he had to go to France for the funeral for his dead grandmother... I mean, grandfather... I mean, favourite grandparent, you bastard! :p
Wow. This is art.
Imagine the reaction to 3:00 if it was made today
Very hilarious and stupid excuse
my 80 year old theology teacher played this at my catholic school and he WAS LAUGHING
who has been recomended this
I'm watching this while in my last semester of university to remind myself not to slack off during these last two months.
it sucks that he failed class
He deserved it.
@@calypsokiosko9067 hahaha yeah he did
Every kid ever
3:25 I laughed for three minutes straight 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've seen this at Radford.
Can't stop laughing over ":Smack My Bitch Up".
2018 anyone?
No student would be this honest
What should i do i had plans for summer and im afraid if i didnt pass the course in summer school???
I m doing english university in my school and im falling and my teacher sauf i have to take summer school
There were 5 papers. You turned in 3. Why did you turn in only 3? My grandma died. Twice...
And.. the sad thing is that 90% of teachers (according to the comment section) as well as mine were careless as well and showed this video to class.. after that they said “oh i did not know!” Well, did you check it ? Sounds most teachers who hate being called like that are the ones who fail students.. as they are careless :) the tables had flipped that day in class we laughed so hard🤣
It feels like the teacher is the king just like that and the student is the slave he just has to do this and that even thu some teachers work hard to teach but most of them they just care abt giving u the fucking material and u do things ur own and if u did a mistake they blame you .. i am not talking abt failing.. talking specifically abt getting a C in a course that u think u r excellent at (and u really are) its just the professor.. want an evidence? Sure, my friend has a phd in physics and my professor also has a phd, i got a very low grades on the exams even thu i solved it right and most of the questions i solve them almost rightly, but still a low grade. I talked to my friend asking him to grade my papers fairly and i did the math, i should get B+/A-, and when u go to the professor’s office he makes u feel as if the mistake is yours not his and that he did a PERFECT job in giving the materials.. yea guess what, no one is perfect, neither u nor i.. shoutout to every good professor who thinks like a student and works like a teacher.
*”It was 5 papers, why didn’t you do papers 3 and 4” it sounds like the teacher needs to fail too and get another job, he can’t remember what he said either*
Captcha Neon I think it’s you who is not paying attention. He means that the student did papers 1, 2 and 5.
How did he get a scholarship? Just being 'special?'
I never understood how my friends failed English classes now I understand
@3:01 Dude did you just assume hir gender? I bet you got fired for that one :)
this makes me cringe so hard everytime i watch it
You're failing English because it's a completely made up course with no real structure. You do your assignment almost exactly as how it should be done, but your dumbass professor marks your paper from front to back and gives you a D-. You're allowed to rewrite it, of course, so you make the corrections outlined by your professors marks and he gives you a D. It's ridiculous. It almost seems like you get a grade based on whether the English professor likes you or not. It's not like math. You could kick a math professor in the balls and two plus two will still equal four and the math professor will still have to give it to you.
Only Pussies attend the first week of class? 🤣->💀
I'm surprise how he's knew about all the activity on his phone
This nigga said, "one of my ovaries fell out." Oh my fucking god. I've been crying for the last 5 minutes. That's the funniest shit in the world. XD
one of my balls fall off
Like me Andy jo
Stay in school don't make excuses
Yes, I am certain that teachers would find this cathartic.
"Oh. .....well....but I need an A."
Nick Carlson I had one with all these sob stories about how their mom stole their money and they would loose their financial aid and they HAD to get a B... I let them retake the class (and gave them an incomplete) and they did WORSE the second time around.
^ Trump after his college English class
>asks him if he knows how to say "do you want fries with that" >teaches english >implying english majors are fruitful
Gross, you're trying to greentext on UA-cam.
Watching and listening to this with a friend who said "Wait, was this an exact conversation you had with one of your students?" No... it's a combination between two former students.
Had many of these same conversations with students.
My god. I've taught for almost twenty years now, and this is my life every December and May. I've been triggered. :)
Sorry you must teach so many morons. I'm a decent student but not in math and guess what if I fail (which I have) Guess who's fault it is? MINE .
Absolutely hilarious.
People like this are all over that Rate My Professor website..... it's hilarious