Panicked Students Share Red Flags From Teachers That Screamed Drop The Class Immediately

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  • @GracieBN
    @GracieBN 5 років тому +5277

    I never understood why professors take pride in saying nobody will pass the class. Why wouldn’t you want your students to pass???

    • @RussianFloofer
      @RussianFloofer 5 років тому +340

      Because professors don’t care about their students. They care about their money.

    • @andrewwang2247
      @andrewwang2247 5 років тому +112

      @Jøséph Āntöñ but it's a measurement of how successful they are so why wouldn't they want people to pass (below college ofc).

    • @Hole_Motorsports
      @Hole_Motorsports 5 років тому +116

      Or professors of intro level classes that say “expect to spend 6-8 hours a week outside of class working if you want a B”. I don’t even spend 2 hours outside of class on my 4000 level classes for my major.

    • @spihxx
      @spihxx 5 років тому +117

      Failing students = Failed Teacher.

    • @Scifoki
      @Scifoki 5 років тому +51

      my mom was a teacher and I helped her grade her students and when someone passed I felt a great deal of amazement because "good dude" and at the same time there were this students who were really dumb but grading them was hilarious.
      Not pride just that in that moment I felt bombing a student was just really fun. Its evil I know.

  • @tiffanyzhu9587
    @tiffanyzhu9587 5 років тому +3840

    When a teacher is proud that everyone is failing the class, drop the class if you can, they obviously don’t get the point of teaching

    • @theobnoxiousgamer9624
      @theobnoxiousgamer9624 5 років тому +59

      Tiffany Zhu report them if you can.

    • @mr.giraffe7076
      @mr.giraffe7076 5 років тому +12

      Technical colleges in my state get funding based on the outcomes of their graduates. So my teachers goal was to basically have ZERO people graduate and to load on the homework. By the end of the course the remaining people in my class where people who where already experienced or had been working in the field previously.

    • @DolFan316
      @DolFan316 5 років тому +1

      @Jøséph Āntöñ I thought these days SJW kids ran high schools and colleges and could basically make all the rules.

    • @lucimaralves490
      @lucimaralves490 5 років тому +45

      @@DolFan316 "i thought me generalizing the younger generation and calling them stupid fucks and that they make their own rules was correct but oopdeloop"

    • @indigofenrir7236
      @indigofenrir7236 5 років тому +13

      The point of teaching is ensuring your students know exactly wtf you're telling them. Even if you're a college professor with 100 pairs of eyes looking at you, you must dumb it down enough that 70% of the population "gets it".

  • @anoja31
    @anoja31 5 років тому +3930

    God, I hate teachers that act like you don't have other classes and your own life to worry about ;-;

    • @GothicLeviathan
      @GothicLeviathan 5 років тому +34

      Couldnt say it enough

    • @SilverGallowglass
      @SilverGallowglass 5 років тому +86

      I was told when I entered college that to professors, their class was the only important one and it wasn't their job to worry about my other classes, it was mine.
      So, while it sucks, I'm pretty sure it is too common a concept to fight.

    • @beatricepotato
      @beatricepotato 5 років тому +8

      lol all of my teachers at school

    • @aneek171
      @aneek171 5 років тому +70

      Lol they are like “homework will only take 45min-1hr of your life and the rest of the day is yours” BRUH I HAVE OTHER CLASSES THAT GUVE HOMEWORK TOOOOOOO

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 5 років тому +9

      @@SilverGallowglass Yeah, when I saw that entry in the video, my immediate thought was, "So, every college professor ever?"

  • @earth1883
    @earth1883 5 років тому +5491

    "But the book is only $250 so..."
    This makes me blind with rage and I'm not even in the class

    • @ninja-981
      @ninja-981 5 років тому +422

      I know. I can see paying a little money for materials in a college course. But not $250 for a book you chose to write to boost that ego of yours.

    • @Euphoria600
      @Euphoria600 5 років тому +5

      Right!

    • @VNYoshi
      @VNYoshi 5 років тому +190

      @@ninja-981 Unless it's specialized materials for a graduate class that discuss a new subject recently popped up or revised knowledge... it's bs. Well-written materials already exist, for every single subject that can be taught in undergrad. Fundamental Newtonian physics didn't change, and charging 100$ for what'd be considered public sector knowledge at this point is just capitalism collaborating with professors to turn in a profit, which would be considered illegal in almost any other sector.

    • @ninja-981
      @ninja-981 5 років тому +6

      @@VNYoshi Yeah that is true.

    • @SkulltagLegion
      @SkulltagLegion 5 років тому +135

      a lot of these make me blind with rage. education that costs an arm and a leg and puts people in serious debt shouldn't be so horrid.

  • @Naramiah
    @Naramiah 5 років тому +2153

    To the Deaf person who's college didn't give you an interpreter and teachers refused to give accommodations, sue the school. It is illegal. Throw the ADA in their face.

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN 5 років тому +18

      use braille so they can tell what you're saying

    • @danahidalgoneira5119
      @danahidalgoneira5119 5 років тому +184

      @@RichConnerGMN theyre deaf, not blind XD

    • @stgigamovement
      @stgigamovement 5 років тому +7

      You go sue them

    • @Monochrome2004
      @Monochrome2004 5 років тому +49

      @@RichConnerGMN um, they're able to speak. they just cant hear. this rlly has nothing to do with the situation

    • @josephinemabano4940
      @josephinemabano4940 4 роки тому +6

      @@Monochrome2004 I know it's a year ago, but they were joking

  • @theskepticpirate156
    @theskepticpirate156 5 років тому +720

    "If everyone fails, it's not for an inability to learn but for an inability to teach"
    I remember having to spell out to my father that if everyone is failing a class, it's not the student's fault because chances are, the teacher can't teach. I'm also 90% sure that he still doesn't understand the idea that sometimes teachers are not good at teaching.

    • @saraswatkanika
      @saraswatkanika 3 роки тому +2

      Are you ASIAN??????

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly! How am I supposed to understand what I did wrong if you neither tell me what I did wrong, nor actually teach the correct method. I am currently taking a class where the professor is like that. Complete and total bitch, and I don’t say that lightly.

    • @idkwhattotype4704
      @idkwhattotype4704 2 роки тому

      @@saraswatkanika The same thought popped up in my head too lol

    • @tabletalk33
      @tabletalk33 2 роки тому +8

      A LOT of professors are not good teachers. It's partly because teaching is not valued in colleges and universities and partly because he/she is almost certainly incompetent as a teacher. Incompetence is rampant among college profs. In fact, one could say that college profs are not teachers at all. They are mere "facilitators," and bad ones at that.

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 Рік тому +3

      @@tabletalk33it’s not usually incompetence it’s indifference most profs don’t want to teach and would much rather be doing research in their field but pretty much all universities require you to teach atleast one class a semester for you to be able to use the universities labs and grad students

  • @cilantro6884
    @cilantro6884 5 років тому +2625

    "didn't need to talk to my wife anyway" best one

    • @Captain.Mystic
      @Captain.Mystic 5 років тому +178

      The best people to make a crazy statement are the ones that are consistent acting on those statements.

    • @TheAngryCanadian1109
      @TheAngryCanadian1109 5 років тому +17

      Ale I would’ve said my kinda teacher

    • @chaoticgoodcreations947
      @chaoticgoodcreations947 5 років тому +50

      Atleast he commits.

    • @usagi2934
      @usagi2934 5 років тому +28

      My favourite kind of ppl is the kind that do what they say, and I gotta say his commitment was pretty good

    • @cetkat
      @cetkat 5 років тому +16

      I have to respect his commitment on that one.

  • @dagdamor1
    @dagdamor1 5 років тому +1554

    Pretty sure that first one is a reason why you SHOULDN’T drop the class.

    • @sofiankd9422
      @sofiankd9422 5 років тому +288

      Yeah at least he's following his own rules and he isn't acting like all those entitled teachers

    • @oneangryboi408
      @oneangryboi408 5 років тому +109

      I mean, honestly, I know there's chances of needing to keep your phone active in cases of emergencies, so you can easily go to them and ask for emergency reasons.
      And with him following his own rules and making a good joke out of it, I'd stick around and make sure to keep my phone off unless for emergencies.

    • @noctuadiscipulum9715
      @noctuadiscipulum9715 5 років тому +15

      That one sounded so cool that I think is made up

    • @giovannicallisto9037
      @giovannicallisto9037 5 років тому +14

      I wonder how long he worked there and how many new phones he has bought in the past....

    • @werewolf4358
      @werewolf4358 5 років тому +16

      @@giovannicallisto9037
      Probably had a decent phone case. If I was going to pull shit like that, I'd make sure I had the best one I could find.

  • @EC-rd9ys
    @EC-rd9ys 5 років тому +858

    I actually had a professor for several math classes who wrote all his own textbooks, but they were free and actually fantastic. Plus, he would always come into class saying, "I'VE HAD TEA, I'M READY FOR THIS" I actually still look at those text books, post-graduation.

    • @zyrevelvrein2388
      @zyrevelvrein2388 4 роки тому +67

      A hero with no cape...

    • @matte3539
      @matte3539 4 роки тому +56

      people who scream funny things at serious moments are the best.

    • @dragongem124
      @dragongem124 4 роки тому +42

      My history teacher did the same thing (writing his own textbook). One of the best, most comprehensive, mostly unbiased history books I've ever read

    • @vi0let831
      @vi0let831 4 роки тому +10

      dragongem124
      Ooh!!! Is there an online copy of that perhaps? I'm curious.

    • @halicusnguyen8864
      @halicusnguyen8864 4 роки тому +3

      I- wow. Just wow. That's amazing man

  • @Arm6nn
    @Arm6nn 5 років тому +756

    Teacher bragging on the first day about how low the pass rate is for their course = DROP

    • @ninja-981
      @ninja-981 5 років тому +2

      Same thing happened to me in 11th grade.

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue 5 років тому +30

      Punished Soleimani if it’s bragging drop it. If they are saying barely anybody passes because it’s a hard subject and it really is hard, don’t.

    • @junkmail1890
      @junkmail1890 5 років тому +8

      My accounting 101 prop was like this, unfortunately the class was required for my major and props to teach it were limited so I couldn’t drop it. He also bragged that he didn’t care if we complained about his lack of teaching style bc he had tenure. Smh

    • @madisonhobbs323
      @madisonhobbs323 5 років тому +12

      @@TuckyBlue I mean, no matter how hard the subject is, if they're a good teacher, some people should at least pass 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue 5 років тому

      @@madisonhobbs323 i meant if they say the pass rate isnt high as other classes

  • @ryn2835
    @ryn2835 5 років тому +619

    I had a chem 101 teacher hit on underage girls and offer to buy them alcohol and drugs. He would show up in pajamas to a 1:30 pm class and ask what the syllabus, that he wrote, said we would be learning that day. He nearly lit a kid on fire. He was probably hung over. When we reported him for inappropriate conduct, he failed the entire class. The highest grade was a 12%. Prior to reporting him, the same person had a 98.9%. Complete waste of a PhD

    • @HgeanKidNebula
      @HgeanKidNebula 5 років тому +156

      "He nearly lit a kid on fire."
      I want to hear this story lol

    • @ryn2835
      @ryn2835 5 років тому +163

      It was during Lab and we were testing out Bunsen burners and he told the kid to turn the gas up to the max and then light it, and the kids head was right next to the burner and Prof lit it without warning the kid it made quite a fireball. Swear the kid jumped backward about 12 feet.

    • @KazumiKiguma
      @KazumiKiguma 5 років тому +108

      Ah fuck it means he has tenure if he wasn't just fired after the reporting. Yeah that's a "drop out immediately" sign.

    • @ryn2835
      @ryn2835 5 років тому +121

      We reported him near the end of the semester. He had tenure and then was investigated by the college. Lost tenure pretty quick for sexually harassing minors. He was fired after that. We had a sub for the last 2 weeks of class. But as his final stunt, he locked the sub out of the grade book so all our "failing" grades were locked in and the sub couldn't change them.

    • @ryn2835
      @ryn2835 5 років тому +86

      The worst part is I still had to pay to retake the class.

  • @bouutiquems3578
    @bouutiquems3578 5 років тому +543

    Female teacher, likely in her late 30s-early 40s, suddenly stopped talking, broke into a full sprint, yelled "Don't close it!" before jumping and sliding across the computer table, just because she wanted to catch a student who had Facebook pulled up on his browser.
    Scared the guy shitless.

    • @elizabethcharlton7755
      @elizabethcharlton7755 5 років тому +41

      Was he okay?

    • @bouutiquems3578
      @bouutiquems3578 5 років тому +33

      @@elizabethcharlton7755 yes he was fine

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 5 років тому +99

      @Bouutique Ms
      I went to 3 different educations with several teachers, so I had a lot of shitty ones coming through. (It's a relief to be able to complain about them on here though xD)
      One of those was a lady, teaching Photoshop, Adobe-Something and InDesign (or something similar.)
      It so happens that one day I was done with my assignments and went on online-MSN to talk to my friends. One girl was suicidal and I knew it'd been a heavy day for her.
      She was crying and said she wanted to slit her wrists. I said she shouldn't do it and tried to cheer her up. She talked about her sisters miscarriage and how the whole family was crying and fighting and how she was longing for death and I kept saying; 'It's alright, I'll call you this noon, my class will be over in half an hour.'
      She just replied; I don't know, I keep thinking of throwing myself off a building', and just as I wanted to reply something back, the teacher screeched my name.
      I clicked another screen open, turned around and asked; 'Yes?'
      The teacher (in front of about 23 classmates (a.k.a. bullies) she yelled; 'What are you typing?! I looked at the main screen and I could see you were chatting with someone!'
      I said; 'Yes...my friend. Were you reading our private conversation?'
      She said; 'I saw you saying you wanted to throw yourself off a building!'
      The class laughed and I turned red with anger and said; 'That was my friend. I'm trying to help her, she is suicidal, why were you reading our-'
      And the teacher continued; 'Well, I saw things about slithing wrists and I do not condone you speaking like that.' Again, the class laughed and I said; 'That was my friend! I was telling her nót to think like that! Don't you understand?! Why were you readi-'
      And she replied; 'Well, but in that case, that whole part about feeling lonely and miserable díd come from you!' And she then proceeded to go back to the main screen (on her desk) and click around in my pages, to the screen on which currently popped up; 'Are you still there? Hello?' and she started reading our conversation out loud.
      (Including the part where I reassured her that everyone has bad feelings and I told my friend that the last time she tried killing herself, I'd cried the entire night about her and that I couldn't imagine not having her as a friend and I tried reminding her of the fun conversations we'd had, etc.)
      I shouted at her to stop, but she continued and then I fought myself to my computer and made her stop by clicking the entire page away.
      My friend thought I'd suddenly disconnected, so that was awful, but I managed to leave the class immediately and call her, so it was alright.
      The teacher refused to apologize and changed her story, saying I had 'obviously not finished my assignment.' And that therefore, she'd had the opportunity to check what I was doing.
      It was disturbing to say the least.

    • @elizabethcharlton7755
      @elizabethcharlton7755 5 років тому +64

      @@Widdekuu91 I can't imagine something like that. What possesses you to treat another human being like that when they're going through all that? Is your friend okay?

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 5 років тому +60

      @@elizabethcharlton7755
      Well, she was alright that day, she had a couple of moments after that in which she wasn't, but I'm afraid to say we lost contact over the years.
      We were friends for 7 years, but (in a nutshell) she lied to me about some situations, I told her that this was serious, she got angry and broke contact.
      Last thing I heard from her was 3 years after, when I was 22 or 23. And I'm now 28.
      I did check if she was still alive though, in between, but I'm not sure how her situation is now.
      ..I just checked her facebook and it seems she's doing alright. Going to lots of concerts and in a relationship, I hope she's happy :)
      Thanks for the reply ^_^

  • @poe_slaw
    @poe_slaw 5 років тому +1603

    "sit closer, I can't give you special treatment [just because you're completely deaf]"
    im pretty sure this is illegal

    • @alix3646
      @alix3646 5 років тому +165

      I actually think it is. They're purposely failing the student for something they can't do anything about.

    • @Lbozo23691
      @Lbozo23691 5 років тому +170

      lmao its 100% illegal. Any lawyer would take this case immediately. A uni refusing to teach a s student because he's deaf? Imagine the outcry

    • @katherinegriffin
      @katherinegriffin 5 років тому +24

      i'm pretty sure it is, or you can at least take action to force them to follow the conditions a student needs

    • @casey5377
      @casey5377 5 років тому +61

      oh it is. if the person is in the US, it's a violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act.

    • @rainiaananda9327
      @rainiaananda9327 5 років тому +48

      It's in direct violation of the "Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990", and that teacher should have been held liable, as the college could have been sued for hiring a discriminatory staff member.

  • @blackearl7891
    @blackearl7891 5 років тому +1323

    Insecure professor with a PhD and on a power trip isnt that unusual.

    • @sebulba69
      @sebulba69 5 років тому +20

      I wish you were kidding I just dropped a class today

    • @13vatra
      @13vatra 5 років тому +9

      Still a good reason to drop a class.

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 5 років тому +13

      Once heard a would-be PhD literally saying "my dick's bigger than yours" in some oil change scam video. I'll never know if that was real or a troll.

    • @fetchstixRHD
      @fetchstixRHD 5 років тому +6

      Not at all. One teacher who was new to the school I was at (some time ago) literally came in and was very upset that they weren’t listed as “Dr.” And was actually really bad at teaching. Funny thing is he left in about a month...

    • @SuperHexer123
      @SuperHexer123 5 років тому +16

      If you think Professor with a PHD on a power trip is bad.....try a principal with it....oh god the last year of my highschool we got a new one that would throw an absolute FIT if you didn't refer to him as "dr." ......of course none of us did and we as teenagers enjoyed pissing him off. No joke though he threatened every senior with not being able to walk in graduation if we skipped on senior skip day....now obviously most if us ignored him and since it was a large majority he couldn't enfource it but MAN he had a real stick up his ass.

  • @micahnightwolf
    @micahnightwolf 5 років тому +572

    First day of class, prof says "Turn to page 394."

    • @XxKDHarxX0
      @XxKDHarxX0 5 років тому +17

      Micah Nightwolf I love you for this

    • @user-wx2gn2iy1k
      @user-wx2gn2iy1k 5 років тому +4

      Oh my God so true

    • @Nebulas17
      @Nebulas17 5 років тому +26

      Werewolves?!

    • @Nerdnotwashere
      @Nerdnotwashere 5 років тому +9

      That would be the test teacher ever if they really said that the first day of class. Now if they said turn to 390, you are screwed.

    • @cetkat
      @cetkat 5 років тому +9

      That professor would be a keeper!

  • @etcetera1995
    @etcetera1995 5 років тому +801

    "You won't pass this class because I'm a bad teacher who's proud of the fact that my students don't understand the subject."

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 5 років тому +101

      I never got that mentality... You literally had one job, teaching, and you can barely do that. But those kinds of people seem to be under the impression that, if their students do poorly, it's because they're lazy or something, and not that they suck at their job.

    • @ninja-981
      @ninja-981 5 років тому +14

      @@aurea. Word. If students consistently fail because of a teacher, that teacher might be let go. I guess that's what they want.

    • @gorkyd7912
      @gorkyd7912 5 років тому +7

      I had a teacher that everyone said was really hard to pass. Turned out it was just because he covered a lot more material and expected students to pay attention in class, I passed no problem.

    • @raptorcharly8055
      @raptorcharly8055 5 років тому +4

      I had a teacher who bragged about a 54% pass rate.
      It was the highest pass rate in the school for the subject. Almost no-one got an A in that class no matter WHO their teacher was.

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven 5 років тому +536

    In college: "I know this is an intro course, but I'm used to teaching masters courses so that's how I'm going to teach this class."

    • @ToriKlepto
      @ToriKlepto 5 років тому +58

      YES fuck those teachers who make intro courses difficult

    • @ChloeRoestel
      @ChloeRoestel 5 років тому +40

      My ballet teacher: "I know this is a level 1-2, but I'm used to teaching competition so that's how I'm gonna teach this class."
      Dropped ballet am now doing theatre.

    • @armadillotoe
      @armadillotoe 5 років тому +6

      Was this a Biochemistry class at the University of Texas at Austin? If so I was in that class too.

    • @c.9231
      @c.9231 5 років тому +10

      On the first day of an Introductory Spanish class, the teacher said only those who spoke the language fluently by the end of the course could earn an A. I dropped him immediately.

  • @cpt.char6465
    @cpt.char6465 5 років тому +355

    I had a history professor at Camden County College, and he was my favorite professor of all time. First day of class he straight-up told everybody that the mandatory textbook hasn't been updated in over 80 years and it's filled with inconsistencies and information that is outdated. He taught us through his own power points and memory, and it was the most fun I've ever had in history. He was hilarious, generous but fair, and just a full person to be around. Especially when he would bring in his dog who had separation anxiety after the professor's wife passed. Hope he's doing well.

    • @bengibson8982
      @bengibson8982 5 років тому +33

      I had a history professor at a community college who put a trash can on a desk with the word "tree" written on it and just said "debate me." One of the best professors I've had.

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 4 роки тому +13

      @@bengibson8982 I wanna debate him! Lmao, that's great

  • @claudiabotes1919
    @claudiabotes1919 5 років тому +1724

    My art teacher randomly disappeared and we later on found out it was because he was selling coke to the students

    • @is444b3l
      @is444b3l 5 років тому +53

      lonkchase _Procceeds to @_

    • @bunnydraws9695
      @bunnydraws9695 5 років тому +49

      I can’t find out if it’s the drug or drink

    • @claudiabotes1919
      @claudiabotes1919 5 років тому +24

      @@bunnydraws9695 the drug lol

    • @epoillaKory
      @epoillaKory 5 років тому +51

      VERY art teacher move

    • @namjoonsrealwife
      @namjoonsrealwife 5 років тому +6

      @@claudiabotes1919 The drug is spelled Coc.

  • @StefanTravis
    @StefanTravis 5 років тому +1119

    Teacher here. Halfway through one course, I was moved to a different class and a new teacher parachuted in to replace me. After one lesson, my old class complained to me that the new teacher wasn't teaching them anything.
    Turns out, she'd spend each lesson talking at the class for two hours, never bothering to check they understood, and keeping meticulous notes about what she _thought_ she'd taught. And she told everyone all the time that she was the only properly trained teacher in the school. I asked her a question, and she made a formal complaint against me.
    Next day, she was fired. All of her students had gone to the boss, refusing to be taught by her.
    At the end of the course, the students filled out an assessment form. All the assessments started "Amanda is shit", "Amanda is a terrible teacher", "I hate Amanda".

    • @maymay5812
      @maymay5812 5 років тому +18

      Stefan Travis Amazing. is this in America?

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 років тому +126

      Mayya H do you even have to ask? I love America and everything it stands for, but our education system is shit

    • @pmc614
      @pmc614 5 років тому +34

      "Amanda is a dyke"

    • @StefanTravis
      @StefanTravis 5 років тому +89

      @@maymay5812 _" is this in America?"_
      An ESL/EFL school in britland. All english language teaching schools here are privately owned businesses, and regulation is...patchy to say the least.
      But I spoke to friends who teach in state-run schools, and it seems teachers who can keep beautiful records but can't teach to save their lives, are fairly common.

    • @maymay5812
      @maymay5812 5 років тому +45

      Stefan Travis Thank you for your response. Yes I ask because both my parents are teachers (Australia) and it's ridiculous how many teachers don't care for children's education. In all honesty I had one teacher say "Oh I can sit here all day and I'll still get a paycheck". OTHER teachers are really good and they can make or break a student. Also they make it very difficult for teachers to just do what they are best at which is: teach.

  • @thelaffingllama
    @thelaffingllama 5 років тому +604

    Me - "should we send this assignment in by email or physical copy?"
    English lecturer - "email, i will want all of your assignments sent in by email"
    Another student a few questions later - "should we print this assignment out and give it to you?"
    English lecturer - "yes it has to be printed and handed in to me"

    • @FreakyNightmare
      @FreakyNightmare 5 років тому +73

      Teachers like this (many of these in our school) make me believe in robots. Disfunctional, dangerous robots.

    • @cetkat
      @cetkat 5 років тому +41

      Solution: Hand everything in both ways.

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 5 років тому

      Scatterbrained idiots. Hand it in both printed and email if you aren’t sure.

    • @FreakyNightmare
      @FreakyNightmare 5 років тому +3

      Scatterbrain idiotism might be the key here! It's also associated with a lack of humor, which is a thing both robots and most of the teachers share. Brilliant insight K1naku5ana3R1ka.

    • @thelaffingllama
      @thelaffingllama 5 років тому +9

      @@KnakuanaRka I should clarify, immediately after this response from the lecturer I asked her what she meant and she said she only wanted assignments handed in by email. Pretty sure she isn't a robot but yeah it was just confusing. My best guess is she misheard one of our initial questions.

  • @zacharysnell6447
    @zacharysnell6447 5 років тому +493

    Just because you have a PhD, does not mean you can teach.

    • @007MrYang
      @007MrYang 5 років тому +26

      So true. To be honest, researcher and professor should be entirely different jobs.

    • @rockinonthemove
      @rockinonthemove 5 років тому +4

      007MrYang exactly, i feel like there should be different requirements to become a teacher. like some kind of certification process

    • @KazumiKiguma
      @KazumiKiguma 5 років тому +13

      I had a math teacher who clearly was not good at teaching and horrible at making tests. For our first test, it was so long that nobody could finish it in time, he had the assumption that we should only be spending about a minute per question and half the test were much longer equations than a minute would allow, so most people got a horrible grade on it. When he handed them back, he thought the best idea was to tell us we should consider taking a lower level of math. One of my classmates spoke up pointing out it was just because the test was far too long, and that seemed to make it click for him and he apologized. He later explained he actually went to school to be a researcher, but apparently there's a rule that you have to teach for so many years before they allow you to become one. If that's true, I find it to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard, those are two completely different specializations, and if a teacher is bad at teaching and ends up with classes full of students failing, that's not only a waste of time and money for the students but then the teacher is likely going to be fired. We worked together with the teacher to make it a better semester for all of us and everyone ended up doing pretty well, and the rest of his tests were much better.
      EDIT: To clarify, "a minute per question" isn't so bad on its own, but it was an hour and a half class period and he had 100 questions on this test. I can only guess he expected us to be able to do a lot of questions in much less than a minute to even it out but dude, leeway.

    • @qed6358
      @qed6358 5 років тому

      God, yes. I had one on my first year in uni - Digital Logic/Digital systems. PhD in the subject, and all he knew how to do was to read off the PowerPoint and give us useless example tasks that were too easy to ever appear on a test. Like, seriously.

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 5 років тому +2

      @@KazumiKiguma I don't get those super tight time-scheduled tests. Like, the tests are there to see if we understand the subjects of the course - it is not about seeing if we can answer equations faster than Eminem can spew insults at a rap battle.. When was it ever required of someone to professionally speed solve equations outside extreme fields like piloting space crafts or experimenting with explosive chemical science..

  • @ザミラ
    @ザミラ 5 років тому +3090

    I had a sixth grade social studies teacher who had a doctorate. She was a bit strict, though nice, but the one thing that I didn't like was that she'd get so mad if you said "Mrs." Instead of "Dr.". She'd say the same thing every time: "i didn't get my dr. to be called mrs.". You didn't get your dr. to be a teacher at a *middle school* , but here you are.

    • @platinum_noelle
      @platinum_noelle 5 років тому +158

      My freshman bio teacher had a doctorate in biology, and we did call her Dr., but the class was easy for me and I would read after finishing work and, like in most classes, she would eventually continue to the next lesson as i was immersed in my book and would get mad at me for reading during class. I found out a year later that, because of this, she was convinced I hated science even though I was good at it and told this to my chem teacher when she saw I was slotted for AP chem the year after. FYI, I don't hate science, I just really like reading 😂

    • @cameoshadowness7757
      @cameoshadowness7757 5 років тому +88

      I had two science teachers who had Dr. In their titles but never complained when new people called them Ms. (They were single) but by second quarter, everyone called them Dr natrually because we got used to it without either of them forcing it down people's throats.

    • @queenmaeve2861
      @queenmaeve2861 5 років тому +31

      At least she didnt give you a 0 on a test for every time you called her mrs lol

    • @RebeDrawsStuff
      @RebeDrawsStuff 5 років тому +42

      Now this story reminds me of my philosophy high school teacher. If you called her "Professor [insert her last name]" she ignored you, so we always have to call her Dr. [insert her last name].
      Two of my uni professors had PhDs and still didn't mind if you called them Prof., they're cool on my books.

    • @Porschapls
      @Porschapls 5 років тому +22

      My middle school Mandarin teacher had a Doctorate but was super sweet. Other teachers would jokingly say we should call her Dr., but she always insisted on being called Mrs.

  • @farrahwakefield4024
    @farrahwakefield4024 5 років тому +207

    "I hate pre-meds the most" and "I will fail half of you. I will."
    tenured, of course

  • @victorkowalski9737
    @victorkowalski9737 5 років тому +1197

    That cell phone thing in the beginning was actually pretty badass.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 5 років тому +279

      He practiced what he preached. He might be a nut, but he's a RESPECTABLE nut! : )

    • @FrogworfKnight
      @FrogworfKnight 5 років тому +114

      @@WorldWalker128 That told me to enroll in the class rather than drop it. Typically the nuts are the most passionate and the most interesting to listen to, which means you learn better. At least that was my experience.

    • @Nigolasy
      @Nigolasy 5 років тому +98

      I had a teacher that said: "If you phone rings, you bring cake" - His phone rang like 10 minutes after - He brougth cake the next day

    • @catelyn719
      @catelyn719 5 років тому +57

      He isn't immune to his own rules. I can respect it.

    • @ninjapistol14
      @ninjapistol14 5 років тому +6

      t h i s p l e a s e s t h e n u t

  • @autarchprinceps
    @autarchprinceps 5 років тому +1875

    The best prof I had actually gave us his Skype handle, if we needed help outside of class. I only used it once and only via chat, but he answered immediately clearing up what confused me, not only helping me understand, but also allowing me to carry on with other chapters. It probably only took 5 seconds out of his life, but it meant the world to me.

    • @r.a.fgattaiguy845
      @r.a.fgattaiguy845 5 років тому +258

      that´s a guy who actually values his job and his students

    • @Yes-hd5ku
      @Yes-hd5ku 5 років тому +124

      The real mvp

    • @StormWolves12
      @StormWolves12 5 років тому +41

      I love that

    • @fc7777fc
      @fc7777fc 5 років тому +98

      autarchprinceps Reminds me of a prof I had that gave out his home phone number to us, I never needed to use it, but I had a friend in the class that needed to speak to him immediately after school hours (some kind of family emergency had happened and she was going to miss the midterm, which was the next day) and he answered the phone and they sorted out the issue in 5 min

    • @beancurdicecream
      @beancurdicecream 5 років тому +26

      it really is such a help. our uni has a video chat system - like skype but for classrooms - and we can set up a time and day for the teacher to talk with you if you’re unable to in class. i don’t think many people used it though bc the teachers just give out their phone numbers anyway lol

  • @riaswrld.
    @riaswrld. 5 років тому +197

    I remember on the first day of my AP Human Geography class some students were talking, and my teacher said “ is that y’all talking or is that the voices in my head “

    • @tibetanpoplars
      @tibetanpoplars 3 роки тому +26

      im not sure if i should laugh or be concerned

    • @firstname4653
      @firstname4653 2 роки тому +8

      that one’s really funny though

  • @teresaellis7062
    @teresaellis7062 5 років тому +415

    I love it! "Didn't need to talk to my wife anyway!" Best kind of madman, consistent and with a sense of humor.

    • @misssexything1967
      @misssexything1967 5 років тому +10

      Teresa Ellis right ??😂 I thought that was great

    • @katechaste
      @katechaste 5 років тому +8

      the best thing is i can totally imaging one of my past teachers doing something like that as a joke

  • @sleepyidiot2010
    @sleepyidiot2010 5 років тому +555

    My teacher was a narcissist and you could easily distract him by asking about himself. I was the only one who hated him because of his ego. One day, he decided to stop teaching in the middle of a lesson to ask everyone what they liked about him. When it came to my turn, I told him “I don’t like you,” and just left it like that.
    No, everyone did not clap. My table mates laughed because they didn’t really like him either and the rest of the class and the teacher moved on.
    Edit: thanks for the r/‘s but it’s truly did happen. It’s fine if you don’t believe me and post me for karma or whatever because you weren’t there and I guess it doesn’t sound believable. It was 2 years ago in my Exploring Careers class. He wanted to be a coach for the school but he was required to teach a class, so he chose exploring careers. Of course, always has to be coaches that are stuck up. Anyway, his response was: “well that’s fine if you don’t like me,” and then he moved on to ask the next person. It was an underwhelming response and didn’t include it in my original post. Every time we’d be going to class, he’d hold out his hand and make you shake it or else you weren’t allowed in the class. I would just give him a fist bump because he wouldn’t let me in unless I touched him in some form. Regardless, it was a miserable year for me and my table group didn’t really like him that much and we spent most of the time talking to one another.

    • @shambolicrhetoric6143
      @shambolicrhetoric6143 5 років тому +83

      I had a narc teacher too. First finance lecture was 2 hours long. He spent the first hour talking about the importance of calling him 'Dr' X because it showed respect to his title and talking about himself (seriously, who gives a fk). He also plugged his book. He also said people with Accounting majors were inferior and people with Finance majors were superior. He only ever showed up to the first lecture and the rest were pre-recorded lectures on a screen. His admin assistant would press play after we were all seated. All of his lectures were step by step instructions on actual questions on the final exam (not even same question with difference figures - literally the same figures too). I never opened the textbook I paid $300 for since all I had to do was memorise the answers to his questions. Everyone got A's. He dared call himself a 'teacher'. LOL

    • @socorrespecial
      @socorrespecial 5 років тому +20

      r/iamverybadass

    • @tommoore2012
      @tommoore2012 5 років тому +4

      So what was his response when you told him you didn't like him?

    • @Crow-ig4py
      @Crow-ig4py 5 років тому

      I had one like that
      Never learned anything, he just talked about himself
      He was a middle school history teacher

    • @kittymenadianepie9058
      @kittymenadianepie9058 5 років тому +2

      Call me dumb, but i honestly am a little stuck on the definition of that word. I finished The Heroes of Olympus earlier today, so I'm going to guess the word is based around Narcissis.

  • @aimee-hyj
    @aimee-hyj 5 років тому +163

    "this class is just as a helper, you'll be doing the majority of the work by yourself at home"

    • @amarahc4351
      @amarahc4351 5 років тому +4

      aimee that's literally what university is, college is for people who are incompetent to teach themselves

    • @aimee-hyj
      @aimee-hyj 5 років тому +3

      Alisa Mich I’m in high school lmao

    • @aimee-hyj
      @aimee-hyj 5 років тому +22

      Alisa Mich and that’s definitely not only what uni is for, it’s for extending your education, getting experience and making connections

    • @sheriffaboubakar9720
      @sheriffaboubakar9720 5 років тому +9

      Amarah C Yea , because you can totally get an engineering job without a degree.

    • @makaylawaters2568
      @makaylawaters2568 4 роки тому +8

      Amarah C woah, been to both and that is not true. Uni just has people that care way less and get payed way more.

  • @getsome8735
    @getsome8735 5 років тому +843

    I had an English professor who said that anyone who grew up in a home that spoke a language that wasn’t English, would never be proficient in reading or writing English because “it’s just a fact”. I grew up with two Spanish speaking parents, and had gotten a writing scholarship to that school for an essay I wrote in, what’ll you know, English.

    • @Kawdek
      @Kawdek 5 років тому +120

      I grew up in a Mandarin speaking household, and was the spelling bee champion at my school two years in a row, so not even a remotely similar alphabet/writing system. Never pushed by my parents, I was just a kid who loved to read reference books and 19th century novels.

    • @TheDreamcatcher6
      @TheDreamcatcher6 5 років тому +65

      That English prof sounds really dumb

    • @DrakeNightwing
      @DrakeNightwing 5 років тому +46

      One of my best friends was born and lived all of his life in Eastern Europe. English was not his native language.
      Dude speaks it better than any native English speaker I've ever known.

    • @alix3646
      @alix3646 5 років тому +78

      As an English teacher, he should realize that people who's first language isn't English, understand the rules of English better than most people who's first language is English.

    • @IIBloodXLustII
      @IIBloodXLustII 5 років тому +4

      There is some truth to this if you start learning English later in life and don't learn both languages at the same time. Most people have a hard time with grammar. Especially when moving from an eastern language (Mandarin, Arabic, Hebrew, Russian, etc) to English.

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 років тому +14758

    I just realized how many channels are narrated by the same guy
    that dude is busy af

    • @ferrujadoo2548
      @ferrujadoo2548 5 років тому +275

      Lmao ikr

    • @krozjr5009
      @krozjr5009 5 років тому +254

      Dude, it’s the autocomplete/text-to-speech guy. Surely EVERYONE knows that...
      EDIT: Hey everyone, yes I know you all have Reddit, it has 4 “o”s in it, and frankly it should be self-directed as this was actually a joke. Frankly, the capitalisation should’ve made that clear. Then again, I forgot, people on the internet don’t understand Sarcasm unless it’s spelt out for them. So yes, this was a joke. r/woooosh, y’all. Y’all got woooosh’d.

    • @B1ueone
      @B1ueone 5 років тому +1233

      @@krozjr5009 I don't know to r/woosh you or you are joking

    • @joanofarc8385
      @joanofarc8385 5 років тому +144

      MrAlen61 Damn bro, u really roasted them

    • @jayamarillo628
      @jayamarillo628 5 років тому +64

      r/woooosh

  • @noodlequeen1017
    @noodlequeen1017 5 років тому +169

    One of my history lecturers had a 10 minute argument with a partially deaf girl because he didn’t want to wear the lil microphone thing that literally every lecturer has to wear so that she can hear the lecture

    • @BederikStorm
      @BederikStorm 4 місяці тому

      I bring my own microphone to the lectures. It is attached to a speaker, so, all students can clearly hear me

  • @terradactyl
    @terradactyl 5 років тому +1558

    One of my former middle school teachers hated pencils and threw them out the window. He always made us use pens.
    He was a math teacher.

    • @kaylenh.5589
      @kaylenh.5589 5 років тому +170

      Wh-wh-wha...?

    • @tlepageart4294
      @tlepageart4294 5 років тому +47

      Oof

    • @yanderedani9039
      @yanderedani9039 5 років тому +184

      Are you sure he wasn't Satan?

    • @petewentzfrommychemicalrom4048
      @petewentzfrommychemicalrom4048 5 років тому +41

      Because using pens with make maths class 10 to me easier

    • @FrogworfKnight
      @FrogworfKnight 5 років тому +144

      I had a chemistry teacher that was the same way about pencils (pens only, pencils never), and made it a rule that you only do one line through a mistake, not scribble it out or white it out. Though he had a good reason for it. Often times, students would get confused and start to question their work on a problem. But just because you start to feel confused on something doesn't mean you were doing it wrong, it just might be nerves and such, so rather than losing potentially a ton of work for one problem only to find out you were doing it right the first time, you could just look back over the more legible work that is now the correct work, put a little note on the side to say you realized that, and save yourself a lot of heart ache. He also gave partial credit if he saw the correct approach in the crossed out section. Between that, his tendency to put the most missed questions from the previous test on the next one, and his meticulous notes that he gave in class, he was easily the best teacher I ever had. In high school I had a low b for chemistry, but while being taught by this guy in college, I had a near perfect A for chemistry 1 and 2.

  • @chickenpermission1656
    @chickenpermission1656 5 років тому +933

    Dude I'd kill to have a Russian nuclear physicist as a professor

    • @knightornstein5902
      @knightornstein5902 5 років тому +28

      Same.

    • @obsidironpumicia4074
      @obsidironpumicia4074 5 років тому +95

      Get one for long enough, you get secret recipe for cheburek.

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 5 років тому +68

      Trust me, you dont. Russian profs teach the old school way and you can barely understand because of his accent.

    • @andrewe.2464
      @andrewe.2464 5 років тому +50

      Angel Gutierrez but what if you make Chernobyl 2: Electric Boogaloo ?

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 5 років тому +6

      Shrekoning I guess it’s worth it then :)

  • @travisvalkrum8870
    @travisvalkrum8870 5 років тому +204

    My PE teacher in 9th grade was fired and taken to court for sexually assulting the males in her classes.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 5 років тому +50

      @Travis Valkrum
      Im still flabbergasted by the amount of sexual abuse happening in schools..we need harsher inspections, that *ask* the students anoymously who's been bothering them, to begin with.
      Thén you can try personal convo's.

    • @firstnamelastname6016
      @firstnamelastname6016 4 роки тому +18

      One of the gym teachers at my school dated a girl immediately after she graduated. Even before then, we all complained about him because he would always undress us with his eyes and just have the creepiest behavior. He still gets complaints from about every class (and most teachers that notice it as well) he’s ever had but can’t be fired because there is no evidence other than hundreds of girls feeling way too uneasy. I understand why he can’t be fired, but at the same time, we all know it’s only a matter of when before he goes full sex offender. I just hope a student’s life isn’t ruined by him.

    • @samlynx2016
      @samlynx2016 4 роки тому +22

      In sixth grade, the male PE teacher (we had a male teacher and a female teacher) had sixty girls report on at least three occasions that he had just walked into the girls' lockeroom and stared. (In my innocent mind at the time I just thought he was making sure no one was stealing or getting into fights, so I never reported it.) He got switched to being the Health teacher. In eighth grade, he had over 200 complaints against him because he would throw girls' pencils across the classroom and ask them to bend down and pick them up. One girl said he turned 69 and made jokes about it to her whole class.
      Last I heard (when I was in 11th grade, so it's been several years) he still worked there and no disciplinary action was taken.

    • @halicusnguyen8864
      @halicusnguyen8864 4 роки тому +11

      Holy crap. And the fact that she probably knew she could get away with it (cause they're men) shakes me to the core.

    • @theanarchist1572
      @theanarchist1572 4 роки тому +2

      Was she a woman? Or a man?

  • @GeorgTheGr8
    @GeorgTheGr8 5 років тому +2227

    When my teacher told me "You're special in your own way"

    • @Eh-its-me
      @Eh-its-me 5 років тому +187

      And then touched me

    • @3zk1i_93
      @3zk1i_93 5 років тому +85

      Yespacito Maybe if you spent more time on schoolwork, and less time on trying to be Justin Y

    • @helpkirbyhasagun_2047
      @helpkirbyhasagun_2047 5 років тому +20

      My teacher abuses me for being white and autistic

    • @bruhmoment1196
      @bruhmoment1196 5 років тому +11

      Or they must likely meant you understood the concepts differently.

    • @humphred4912
      @humphred4912 5 років тому +57

      I've been told by about 6 teachers that "I have so much potential and am wasting it all" and at this point I'm god damned tired of it and it just won't stop. Maybe I would actually try if you didn't spend half your class insulting me for being a waste of space *Mrs C.*

  • @alexromo6829
    @alexromo6829 5 років тому +2351

    Our teacher made us use our real names for Kahoot
    I mean how much more do you need to drop out

    • @petewentzfrommychemicalrom4048
      @petewentzfrommychemicalrom4048 5 років тому +67

      I just ask if I can add a space then my initials after my picked name and they let me do it

    • @paigemcnaughton6171
      @paigemcnaughton6171 5 років тому +83

      my math teacher made us put our full names and he would use kahoots as a quiz. keeping the scores and using our names so he could grade us.

    • @mrschizo2837
      @mrschizo2837 5 років тому +46

      I know right? Totally defeats the purpose.

    • @heartslabyuls
      @heartslabyuls 5 років тому +6

      Same

    • @blueishere1613
      @blueishere1613 5 років тому +21

      nah worse is you cant even choose your name cause its just a preview in a support class

  • @razrv3lc
    @razrv3lc 5 років тому +92

    It's probably in this video but i may have missed it: if the teacher brags about how difficult their class is and how many fail it, drop it. If a teacher is proud of being incompetent and not being able to pass a reasonable number of students, that should be a poor reflection of their ability to teach.

    • @tabletalk33
      @tabletalk33 2 роки тому +2

      That's the understatement of the year. After so many bad experiences, if a prof LOOKIED at me the wrong way, I would be ready to drop.

  • @ninepillarsofsalt
    @ninepillarsofsalt 5 років тому +1099

    "No one will get an A in this course"
    Excuse me?

    • @jnbaker7422
      @jnbaker7422 5 років тому +67

      "No one will get an A in this course"
      that sounds like a challenge to me

    • @qwobot
      @qwobot 5 років тому +67

      “I will make sure I loose my teaching job”

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 5 років тому +84

      "Ah, so you are incapable of teaching to that standard, or of fairly grading students work. God be with you, because I won't."

    • @hazelnut88
      @hazelnut88 5 років тому +2

      Drops class byeeeeee

    • @neverforgettodofacepulls782
      @neverforgettodofacepulls782 5 років тому +4

      That's that bull shit. I'd pack my bags and jet so fast.

  • @screamqueen5334
    @screamqueen5334 5 років тому +458

    My freshman (high school) English teacher legitimately did not know that Shakespeare was British and told us that he grew up in the United States, in Maine. I'm still confused as to how she thought that.

    • @leatcanned
      @leatcanned 5 років тому +44

      THIS ISN'T THE FORST TIME HEARD THAT... sorry I attended school in oregon and I was told the same thing. It boggled my mind that a liberal arts teacher could be so dense. I changed my major after that to mechanics and steel working. Best move ever.

    • @gaybacond2367
      @gaybacond2367 5 років тому +10

      I thought Shakespeare was Italia... I just read an article that says he's actually Italian but moved. It's obvious since his writing has a lot of Italian in it. Anyhow, that teacher is trippy... How even did they reach that conclusion??

    • @SchizKid20
      @SchizKid20 5 років тому +53

      How could Shakespeare be from the U.S. if he died before the U.S. was even a country?

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 5 років тому +11

      Maybe she confused him with another Shakespeare? I don't think Maine was even settled yet!

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 5 років тому +5

      @@gaybacond2367 Shakespeare had several persons "ghost writing" for him and in return he paid them for their work and he got the copyright! Remember he was a playwright and a brilliant one too!

  • @FLIPGIRRL
    @FLIPGIRRL 5 років тому +83

    Chem professor (who wasn’t actually a licensed teacher) was going over the exam answers and came across one that no one had gotten right. He tried for 15 min but couldn’t figure out the correct answer.....He wrote the test himself.

  • @jorgebarrios8019
    @jorgebarrios8019 5 років тому +285

    I had a teacher like that. Two absences and the best grade you could get was a C, assuming you got an A on everything. This one girl showed up in crutches and a cast a week later. She got in a car accident, brought all proof. Best she could get was a C. She dropped the class. He was a great teacher but that’s honestly an asshole thing to do in my opinion.

    • @mxer4life25
      @mxer4life25 5 років тому +67

      That's also against any campus rules the teachers have. That girl could have gotten him fired for that

    • @Ghostfriend7100
      @Ghostfriend7100 5 років тому +19

      I always wondered about the people saying they only showed up for tests and passed. Every class I had, if you had more than a certain amount of absences outlined in the syllabus, the teacher would drop you. Or if they couldn't mark you down a grade for being absent, they just marked you down for class participation (which usually counted for 80% of the course) and you would still fail.

    • @Ghostfriend7100
      @Ghostfriend7100 5 років тому +13

      @Undefined Lastname I think Intro classes are more relaxed because 90% of the students take it as a filler or it is part of the required GE. But the higher ups in my experience, maybe it is just the English/Lit classes, are more strict. Even my cool relaxed teachers enforced the attendance policy.
      But I agree, my reasoning is, I am paying over $1k for this class so my attendance should be my own issue and my pass/fail rate is my own issue. The teacher gets paid whether I am in regular attendance or not. And other than interesting personal stories, teachers always teach what is in the textbooks or powerpoints that they post online. Worse case, you just miss out on something that could be extra credit or layouts of the finals/study guides that are exactly like the tests.

    • @RaizanMedia
      @RaizanMedia 5 років тому

      @@Ghostfriend7100 You deal with the consequences of your choices. Skip class for fun and a C is what you get.

    • @Ghostfriend7100
      @Ghostfriend7100 5 років тому +2

      @Undefined Lastname
      In my experiance most of the classes other than math and science, you can do from home or as an online format. I don't understand the need for attendance every class. But in my state both Community and University, if you missed more than like 4 classes, without proper notation, your grade suffered and if you missed half the semester you were dropped or given an incomplete. So I don't know how people can ghost all semester but still be allowed to take 3 or 4 exams.

  • @ana-zu8ox
    @ana-zu8ox 5 років тому +579

    teacher once marked me absent even though I was in class and when I asked her why she marked me absent she said it was because I was late...
    I was in class before she was

    • @platinum_noelle
      @platinum_noelle 5 років тому +67

      I was marked absent a couple times in high school in one class, to the point I was called to the office and asked why I was never in that class. Needless to say I was very confused, because the teacher never actually called roll so i assumed he was just checking the seats that were empty. Apparently he just forgot I was in his classroom until the lesson started and I started answering questions, but by that point attendance had already been submitted.

    • @BIueharvest
      @BIueharvest 5 років тому +21

      should have punched her, you have a solid alibi

    • @cameoshadowness7757
      @cameoshadowness7757 5 років тому +21

      Happened to me twice and security backed me and I went to the principal to get it fixed.

    • @livxsara
      @livxsara 5 років тому +1

      This has happened to me too

    • @sssssz919
      @sssssz919 5 років тому +2

      Back in school teachers would write down negatives if you misbehaved, this one teacher hated my classmates guts and she once wrote down a negative on him for interrupting the class when he was absent

  • @DefilerWyrm
    @DefilerWyrm 5 років тому +55

    Had a Psychology professor who took up much of the first day condescendingly explaining that she would only answer to Doctor or Professor and that calling her "ma'am" was unacceptable. This was in Texas. Good luck with that. She also told us that an introvert is someone who does things for the approval of others while an extravert is someone who does things for self-driven, internal motivations. After that I started doing my coursework by figuring out the correct answer and then delivering the exact opposite. I passed with an A.

    • @maryeverett2266
      @maryeverett2266 Рік тому

      Calling someone you know is a doctor “ma’am” is quite disrespectful.

    • @Oznerock
      @Oznerock 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@maryeverett2266Calling... A doctor Madam is disrespectful? Is... Calling a doctor Sir disrespectful as well?
      They're very polite ways of addressing people that imply at least equity if not superiority of the person you're speaking to. Being originally things you'd call nobility and all.

  • @ellie-ys5hw
    @ellie-ys5hw 5 років тому +673

    i dropped the class after my teacher made fun of my dead grandad.

    • @Yes-hd5ku
      @Yes-hd5ku 5 років тому +170

      What the hell

    • @MJ-uk6lu
      @MJ-uk6lu 5 років тому +112

      You did the right thing here.

    • @rodolfogarcia5911
      @rodolfogarcia5911 5 років тому +96

      Johnny Testickle A friend of mine had the professor tell him that he didn't have what it took to get an A in the coursr so he responded, "That right there is why your wife left you" and the professor stormed out of the class.

    • @yourmothersmacaroni3445
      @yourmothersmacaroni3445 5 років тому +7

      CallMe Samuel
      Wow so funny. Everyone is laughing.

    • @dalzy25
      @dalzy25 5 років тому +7

      If my prof did that I would be like "You're coming next"

  • @rosem3240
    @rosem3240 5 років тому +110

    This is why rate your professor is a god send. Avoid the crazy and get the good ones.

  • @himnishchopra6204
    @himnishchopra6204 5 років тому +68

    I had a chemistry teacher and every time I asked her a question she wouldn't answer it and say that in university I will need to learn to teach myself and would not answer the question.

    • @amarahc4351
      @amarahc4351 5 років тому

      himnish chopra because in university your expected to know how to Google things or read books properly to get the information your looking for, professors are not at all expected to help you individually, that's why my father stopped teaching

    • @Theorimlig
      @Theorimlig 5 років тому +26

      @@amarahc4351 Your dad was a bad teacher, good thing he quit. He (and you) are wrong, teachers are supposed to answer questions in university.

    • @amarahc4351
      @amarahc4351 5 років тому

      Theorimlig they do if it's not already in the literature, or its a specific question about the literature, but most university students don't do the readings they need to do before class, he quit cause he became a tutor for high school students instead, he's great, just not for people who don't want to put in 130% into everything. It's not a bad thing to expect people to try as hard as they can at something, laziness is a super shitty quality to foster in any capacity

    • @pleasantvillearchive
      @pleasantvillearchive 5 років тому +15

      @@amarahc4351 So...if they're not supposed to teach, why are they a teacher?

    • @amarahc4351
      @amarahc4351 5 років тому

      Garden of Entropy the responsibility of a professor is to do specific teachings that they need more comprehensive lessons for, your responsibility as a student is to do your readings and extra research... You must be baffled at how grad degrees work with thesis studies

  • @cicyflame
    @cicyflame 5 років тому +258

    Had an economics professor. Between two classes of 50ish students, 10 people got less than a 10% on our midterm exam (ya boi got a 7%, and my buddy legitimately got a 0%). He said that 8 students got above a 90% and that was the best he's ever seen since teaching there. If that wasn't enough, 3 of the 8 students that got an A later got caught cheating.

    • @GuhbsBeats
      @GuhbsBeats 5 років тому +13

      Im an econ major and this is super common. In a class of 42 people of all econ majors i was one of 2 As in the class after the curve. I got the second highest score on the final with a 71.

    • @scarlett5252
      @scarlett5252 5 років тому +3

      Dang. Was it graded on a curve?

    • @cicyflame
      @cicyflame 5 років тому +9

      @@scarlett5252 He believed that grading on a curve was unfair or impure or some shit, so definitely not

    • @scarlett5252
      @scarlett5252 5 років тому +5

      cicyflame dang that’s one crazy teacher haha

    • @carlfromtheoc1788
      @carlfromtheoc1788 5 років тому +1

      Had a micro-economics class some 33 years ago. Mid-term I felt good. Got a 27 (out of 100). Thought I was f*cked. Nope it was a B+ - as the prof graded on a curve and admitted he had put stuff on the test we had not covered yet.

  • @misakiv6012
    @misakiv6012 5 років тому +468

    The Konstantin Makarov one was badass.
    I'd take a course if the professor was named like that.

    • @oofbekistan8469
      @oofbekistan8469 5 років тому +12

      I see you are a man of culture

    • @mcstriker
      @mcstriker 5 років тому +26

      Remember, *no Russian*

    • @jaegerwolftango186
      @jaegerwolftango186 5 років тому +10

      Just don’t make any nazi jokes or he’ll set his pet grizzly bear on you

    • @anthony_de_paz
      @anthony_de_paz 5 років тому +5

      Even cooler is that makarov is the name of a pistol

    • @Daiems
      @Daiems 5 років тому +6

      @@anthony_de_paz makarov was a name long before makarov pistol

  • @Undesirablekishan
    @Undesirablekishan 5 років тому +82

    The first semester of college, took an English class. First two months was literally all about politics. Teacher tried to make us speak our views. Finally when we started doing essays, he wanted a specific structure that requires run on sentences. If you did not have the structure in the essay, it was an automatic D. Later on the year, he actually yelled at a poor student who asked a simple question. I guess he didn’t know the answer or conflicted with his political views and basically told him to shut up. Anyways, the class had 40 students in the beginning. When nearing the last 2 months, we had 6 students including me. He liked me because I followed his stupid ass structure and did all my work. The final was in class essay. Wrote a lot and found out he didnt even read it and gave me an automatic A. I mean, at least I got an A in the class but didnt learn anything

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 років тому +903

    My teacher said that chem trails were turning the frogs gay

    • @oofbekistan8469
      @oofbekistan8469 5 років тому +116

      Is your teacher Alex Jones?

    • @V0TION
      @V0TION 5 років тому +43

      *_EPIC_* *_GENOCIDE_* *_TIME_*

    • @beachballbish2712
      @beachballbish2712 5 років тому +31

      Turning the freakin frogs gay

    • @nizneb
      @nizneb 5 років тому +6

      are you Kris or Chara
      also,
      _EPIC GENOCIDE TIME_

    • @sskyla5865
      @sskyla5865 5 років тому +4

      they are

  • @jesterjacks3933
    @jesterjacks3933 5 років тому +292

    Stayed after because I didn't understand the assignment.
    Got molested...
    Dropped class, reported him.

    • @quixotic9189
      @quixotic9189 5 років тому +122

      I hope you're ok and I'm so glad you reported him

    • @elizabethcharlton7755
      @elizabethcharlton7755 5 років тому +47

      Are you okay?

    • @aaronm4858
      @aaronm4858 5 років тому +7

      @@elizabethcharlton7755 I think it was a edgy joke

    • @unikittywhiskers9057
      @unikittywhiskers9057 5 років тому +31

      I’m so sorry. That’s not ok at all. I hope you’re doing alright. Sending love ♥️

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 5 років тому +81

      @@aaronm4858
      Well, I hope it was. The same happened to me, only I díd understand the assignment and was told to stay.
      And I couldn't drop the class and I reported him and my principal told me to stop wearing glittery shirts with pretty pictures on them, because that'd attract attention.
      I was 12, he was 65 (somehow that's the age where all teachers go mental, he wasn't the last one to flip) and I've gone back to chat with the principal, but she denied everything. Police is now involved, since the man lives nearby and started stalking me.
      I'm ok though, I mean, I'm starting therapy soon, but I'm going to be fine :)
      I hope OP will be fine as well, whether it was a joke or not.

  • @noodlepupgaming9930
    @noodlepupgaming9930 5 років тому +65

    At least that first Econ teacher stayed true to his own rule

  • @OfficialREVENGEMusic
    @OfficialREVENGEMusic 5 років тому +811

    I'll save you, I'm a doctor... OF PSYCHOLOGY!!!
    victim lays dead on psych couch.*
    So how does that make you feel?

    • @austingeorge6659
      @austingeorge6659 5 років тому +89

      Even worse, it was actually sociology according to the story. That's like trying to apply to NASA with an astrology degree rather than an astronomy degree.

    • @justas423
      @justas423 5 років тому

      I too watch asdf

    • @highsoldier420
      @highsoldier420 5 років тому

      Dead

    • @snowyowlrule4594
      @snowyowlrule4594 5 років тому +10

      Also ASDF...
      - Is anybody a doctor?
      - I am
      - Well you’re a nerd!!!!
      *high-five between man and dead guy*

    • @peter-william
      @peter-william 5 років тому +1

      Asdf movie

  • @suborgtfo.4433
    @suborgtfo.4433 5 років тому +2033

    My teacher mark me absent, when I'm present in the class...

    • @NM-jw9jh
      @NM-jw9jh 5 років тому +89

      My teacher almost did the same while I was sitting in first row in front of her

    • @alicewilloughby4318
      @alicewilloughby4318 5 років тому +126

      Mr. ANGAD, Have you been turning invisible again, young man??

    • @jayamarillo628
      @jayamarillo628 5 років тому +96

      One time I had a teacher in elementary school and when she took attendance you had to say "Present, Mrs. [her name]" or else she'd mark you absent. People said "Here" and were marked absent.

    • @isla2593
      @isla2593 5 років тому +38

      I had a teacher who would do that, because “if I was too scared to speak up then I wasn’t able to learn in his class”
      ... so I stopped going as per his advice. (That’s illegal in my country)
      Oops

    • @dwnturn
      @dwnturn 5 років тому +71

      My French teacher has done this multiple times and seems to be doing it on purpose to get me in trouble. The school always calls my parents and of course they don't believe me so I get beaten every fucking time. I'm now 100% sure she's a racist asshole (I'm one of the 3 only black persons in my entire grade) and is trying to ruin my life. Another reason I'm so sure of that is because she was suspended last year after telling a student who had apologized after his phone rang in-class "Yeah, you Muslims never do anything on purpose, even when you're killing people"

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 5 років тому +110

    Last year in Politics I was looking down at my desk. I don’t know if I was writing notes or what but I hear my Professor say “sorry am I not interesting enough for u to pay attention?” And since I wasn’t zoned out and felt that he was talking to me I look up and say “oh no I heard you :) ” Very politely. But He continues to pace the class and extremely sarcastically say “well maybe one day you’ll be interested in these discussions.” I raised my voice and was like “but I heard you >:0” I never talk back and it was very out of character for me but damn.. He tried to embarrass me in front of the class and well it didn’t work hah. Turns out every single student didn’t like him. I almost felt bad that everyone talked bad about him but at the same time, NOT REALLY

    • @tabletalk33
      @tabletalk33 2 роки тому

      Spoken like the clueless, arrogant, entrenched bigot that he was. Not a word of this surprises me.

  • @Kaytoun
    @Kaytoun 5 років тому +366

    (College) when your teacher refuses to work with your accommodations, even though both you and the Accessibility/Disabilities Center have informed them that you need your accommodations to succeed in the class. If they refuse your accommodations (which they have to abide by legally), then drop the class and report them immediately. Chances are you aren’t the only student who’s accommodations aren’t being met by that teacher.

    • @ninja-981
      @ninja-981 5 років тому +2

      I forgot to mention this lol.

    • @marionardailloux6553
      @marionardailloux6553 5 років тому +8

      You are lucky to be American in most countries if you cant pass you can t pass, you dont get to have advantages

    • @Kaytoun
      @Kaytoun 5 років тому +38

      @@marionardailloux6553 Yeah but I also have to pay thousands upon thousands of dollars just to get an education in a field that MIGHT get me a decent paying job so I can live a somewhat decent life so...

    • @marionardailloux6553
      @marionardailloux6553 5 років тому +5

      Kaytoun true in europe education is very cheap. No or little accomodation though

    • @raptorcharly8055
      @raptorcharly8055 5 років тому +19

      When your teacher requires you to work in a notebook even when you have an IEP because "we glue things in."
      Literally injured my hand.

  • @lvl10cooking
    @lvl10cooking 5 років тому +494

    Professors should not be able to make students use a self published book.

    • @KazumiKiguma
      @KazumiKiguma 5 років тому +90

      You would think that would be illegal as they're forcing profit. It's basically extortion, "buy this book, which essentially is giving me money in the end, or you fail."

    • @KezanzatheGreat
      @KezanzatheGreat 5 років тому +77

      Although, to be fair, sometimes teachers will go out of their way to write a book that IS beneficial for the class - as in, it actually has more information explained better than the third-party required textbook.

    • @lvl10cooking
      @lvl10cooking 5 років тому +50

      Ok, maybe USE was the wrong choice of word. BUY would fit a little better.

    • @sparkybolt2085
      @sparkybolt2085 5 років тому +13

      @Crystal Kanashii I'm in an urban planning class and the professor chose a dummies book as a required text a week before classes started. It was cheap and easy to obtain. He also chose it because the language was clear and less technical. It was nice because most of us in the class aren't urban planning or geography majors. We are taking it because it's an honors course.

    • @paintedcrow
      @paintedcrow 5 років тому +13

      @@KezanzatheGreat I had a math prof who wrote his own textbook/workbook. It came in a binder and cost $35 from the college bookstore. Wasn't bad.

  • @loutenant2817
    @loutenant2817 5 років тому +156

    I had a music teacher who made us watch drum line.
    Every day.
    For the whole semester.
    And only taught us when an administrator came in to observe.
    At least we all passed.

    • @starcrying6441
      @starcrying6441 5 років тому +2

      XD ok me as a teacher tho

    • @carlamarquez9381
      @carlamarquez9381 5 років тому +4

      Had an economics teacher like this except we watched prison and survival videos. Best way to end my senior year lol

    • @kevin-kw8bv
      @kevin-kw8bv 4 роки тому +5

      My business administration prof used to spend over 60% of lecture time to talk about Brexit and Politics, at least he gave us a practice test before the exam, and guess what the exam was just the practice test with a different font, at least we all passed

    • @makaylawaters2568
      @makaylawaters2568 4 роки тому +1

      My English prof literally tried to advertise his study abroad trip everyday all day. He would talk about killing foxes, burying rotten shrimp in his back yard, wanting to be a bouncer at a strip club, etc. Had two essays and one test for the entire class. He gave us all the info for the test and let us write about basically whatever we wanted to for the essays.

    • @eveescastle5866
      @eveescastle5866 4 роки тому

      I had a guitar teacher in high school who absolutely hated the class and it was apparent the only reason he was teaching the class was because the school made him.
      He handed us a packet first day and said this is your course work for the semester.
      Aside from the first like 15 minutes of the class, which was just going over the stuff in the packet we were supposed to be on, he didn't teach us.
      I put in as much effort as he did teaching and naturally failed the class.

  • @JxSparrow
    @JxSparrow 5 років тому +182

    For me I once had a child psychology class in a summer semester. The professor said that we had to study a child from the age of 2 to 7 years old. During summer...when standard schools were out. He said if you don't know any people with kids in that age group that it sucks for you because the assignment was around half the class and without it you auto failed. Supposedly nearly the entire class dropped it. I sure as hell did lol.

    • @j.j.juggernaut9709
      @j.j.juggernaut9709 5 років тому +2

      Uh, couldn't you guys just fake it? Create an imaginary child and "study" it this way? XD

    • @monsoonsilk
      @monsoonsilk 5 років тому +1

      @@j.j.juggernaut9709
      Most likely not. It's chill phycology, so you would need an actual child. So probably not. And if you did that it would technically be cheating, and you would probably get suspended or kicked from that class.

    • @j.j.juggernaut9709
      @j.j.juggernaut9709 5 років тому

      @@monsoonsilk yeees but only if you got found out ;)

    • @monsoonsilk
      @monsoonsilk 5 років тому +1

      @@j.j.juggernaut9709
      Which would most likely happen. Cheating on that big of an assignment would almost be impossible. I should know because I tried something similar and got suspended from my alternative middle school for a month and a half. Not college, but still pretty serious.

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 5 років тому +1

      J.J.Juggernaut Good luck pulling that off without getting caught and expelled for cheating!

  • @daryl7146
    @daryl7146 5 років тому +97

    I had an anti-vax substitute teacher. she was basically an old lady who just wanted to talk rather than teach. she got onto the topic of her family somehow, and she says the her nephew was 'completely normal' until he had a vaccine that turned him autistic.

    • @samuelr.6046
      @samuelr.6046 5 років тому +1

      @@platinum_noelle or the old lady was

    • @KazumiKiguma
      @KazumiKiguma 5 років тому +17

      @@samuelr.6046 Please. Autism isn't the same as stupid.

    • @shadowmatrix0101
      @shadowmatrix0101 5 років тому +1

      @@KazumiKiguma Vaccines don't cause autism either. Your point?

    • @ericblair5841
      @ericblair5841 5 років тому +2

      Daryl714 That teacher would be struck off in Britain

    • @SovietReunionYT
      @SovietReunionYT 5 років тому +1

      Rose C, you're the one who isn't making sense.

  • @BrigadierBill
    @BrigadierBill 5 років тому +42

    "Red flags from teachers that screamed drop the class immediately"
    Teacher: You should drop the class and change your major
    I guess he's not wrong

  • @pompe221
    @pompe221 5 років тому +240

    I have taught college classes. I do NOT understand the professors/teachers who think only a few students should get A's in their classes. If the students don't understand what you're teaching, the problem is with you and you need to do a better job teaching.
    Though to be fair, I have had one or two classes that, as a whole, were just a bit more dim than the usual baseline.

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 5 років тому +9

      From a friend of mine, some teachers will not give everyone an A, regardless of their actual percentage grade. The bottom x% (I think she told me it was something like 15%? 20%?) automatically fail, and it sounded like that translated to B & C students failing out when she was taking that class. And it wasn't even a do or die field, it was some kind of Literature or English class.
      I'm rather convinced that it's a scam of some sort, but I don't know enough about how the system works to see if there's ways to game it like that.

    • @jeremyjean13
      @jeremyjean13 5 років тому +1

      Yeah, that's called Gaussian grading, or grading on a curve, and is illegal in many places.

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 5 років тому

      @@jeremyjean13 You mean like how Comcast & Time Warner working together is illegal as all hell, yet they still do it because the fines are less than the profits made?

    • @jeremyjean13
      @jeremyjean13 5 років тому

      @@TheAttacker732 idk we don't have these companies, here

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 5 років тому

      @@jeremyjean13 Huh. I thought their infamy was known the world over.
      Anyways, they've been caught splitting customers so that they only have one or the other. Without the competition, they're able to charge sometimes over $300/month for internet access. Hell, last year my family was paying ~$80/month for 4mbps since only one ISP had line on our road.
      Now, that's illegal as all hell, but violating the law and paying the fines is cheaper than giving up their >90% profit margins.

  • @vAqeii
    @vAqeii 5 років тому +2228

    Tbh school is just my second bedroom, I don't learn I just sleep

    • @isla2593
      @isla2593 5 років тому +97

      Is that common in America?
      I’ve only seen two people fall asleep in lesson I’m all my 13 years of school, my English/drama teacher (who was amazing) said “if he’s fallen asleep then he must need it.” So she let him sleep for 20 minutes until he woke up, then didn’t mention it out of respect.

    • @NourBira
      @NourBira 5 років тому +20

      @@isla2593 freaking lucky omg

    • @trash-3058
      @trash-3058 5 років тому +8

      Same tho...
      I get great grades tho
      Somehow

    • @missluckyducky07
      @missluckyducky07 5 років тому +46

      I'm glad you're paying that much money to sleep in an uncomfortable position

    • @letsgotomarsman
      @letsgotomarsman 5 років тому +10

      isla I think it’s the time our schools start and the amount of homework given so you tend to stay up late, plus if you do after school activities like sports and socializing. Takes a toll

  • @lefr33man
    @lefr33man 5 років тому +36

    "this won't be in the exam"

  • @Krescentwolf
    @Krescentwolf 5 років тому +240

    My big horror stories are :
    a college math teacher who never once looked at the class, just stood up at the board, scribbled examples, and read from the textbook in a monotone voice that put me to sleep on an energy drink high... Instant drop.
    Also had this Spanish guy who was teaching Japanese... I was already fluent after a couple of years studying abroad in Japan, so i took the course for an easy credit. By the midway mark through the semester, he had ME teaching the class, while he did random shit on his computer. For fucks sake man...I took this course for an easy credit... don't make me do YOUR job!

    • @gaybacond2367
      @gaybacond2367 5 років тому +7

      Teach me Japanese I want to teach English in Japan 😂 JK, that sucks. In middle school for math I was really good and understood concepts easily so after a while of being the best in the class I started teaching the class for him, since somehow my classmates couldn't understand his methods. The teacher wasn't a bad guy so I didn't mind. If I was paying for Al class though, that would be a different story. 😔🤦

    • @lelnel6242
      @lelnel6242 5 років тому

      @@gaybacond2367 My high school math was completley self tought or from people around me who were also self tought or payed for math help...

    • @gaybacond2367
      @gaybacond2367 5 років тому

      @@lelnel6242 sounds like my AP Physics class... 💀🤦

    • @ramendude4062
      @ramendude4062 5 років тому

      Just curious, how does Japanese work? I hear that the sentences are broken into pieces that need to be put together but I don't see how that would work.

    • @Krescentwolf
      @Krescentwolf 5 років тому +1

      @@ramendude4062 A basic sentence still follows usual rules, although Japanese uses subject-object-verb, where-as something like English uses subject-verb-object.
      Japanese DOES have several quirks to learning it though. Three different scripts, and multiple ways to manipulate each script (such as combining 2 related characters into a single character to create a new word) will often leave you going 'Huh? How is this pronounced?'
      This is probably what you're talking about 'breaking down' sentences or words.
      There's alot you don't (and really can't) learn about the language just sitting in a classroom.

  • @rydo728
    @rydo728 5 років тому +2215

    My teacher tried to flirt with me.
    I’m homeschooled.

  • @commenturthegreat2915
    @commenturthegreat2915 5 років тому +62

    We had a high school chemistry teacher that had the most worrying first lesson ever.
    She went around the lab and explained about the safety devices - how they work and when to use them. The thing is, for every single one of the safety devices she provided an example from her experience as a teacher. I was extra cautious knowing that in this very class someone had dangerous acid enter their eye, a girl's sweatshirt caught on fire, someone had shards of glass cutting them and more.

    • @fetchstixRHD
      @fetchstixRHD 5 років тому +13

      Well if I was her, I’d probably do the same. It’s a scare but probably not as scary as one of those incidents happening and people not knowing what to do(!)

    • @anname7373
      @anname7373 4 роки тому +12

      Honestly, those people probably weren't following the proper safety protocol, hence why she used them as examples.

    • @bluepotatorw
      @bluepotatorw 4 роки тому +8

      Tbh they probably didn't happen and she just made them up. Which is more likely to stick in your head and scare you away from not following safety, an explanation of what *could* happen and what to do if it does, or examples of it *actually* happening and how they fixed it (even if it didn't actually happen.)

    • @marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043
      @marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043 2 роки тому +2

      Thats actually good, if you tell a student: "dont mess with these cause youll injure yourself' they wont remember it as well as "this person now has only one eye because he played with the acid in class"

    • @kingdededelicious
      @kingdededelicious Місяць тому

      she's a good one, safety rules are written in blood

  • @croissantgun2498
    @croissantgun2498 5 років тому +230

    My French teacher gave me panic attacks almost daily, but no matter how many times I told the school about it they didn't care and just thought I didn't like the teacher.
    I skipped her lessons a few times but not that much, the principal retired and we got a new one, I told her and the teacher got fired because at least 6 people from her classes were complaining of mental abuse from her in lessons. My new teacher is crazy, but in a better way

    • @tamoriryo
      @tamoriryo 5 років тому +5

      Glad you're having a better teacher :)

    • @rubberbumm
      @rubberbumm 5 років тому +16

      What did the teacher do? You didn't give any examples we over here on the UA-camzc comments have no frame of reference

    • @tvaholicsquidney
      @tvaholicsquidney 5 років тому +3

      I have only ever complained about 1 teacher in my 15 years of schooling and that was when this teacher was screaming but laughing/smirking at the same time at this student who didn't even do anything wrong, then didn't like me because in the music class she tried to get me up to dance, firstly I don't dance and secondly we had a drama and dance class where you took that class to dance and do drama not in the music class, she left and we got our previous teacher back who was ten times better than she was but he then left to move back to australia to get married to his fiance where they were both born but came to the uk for work, I told my English teacher what she was doing in the class and I didn't think it was right he told me that out of 16 people who took the class that 11 of us complained to either him or this other teacher (my history teacher) the 5 people who didn't complain where part of the school band and got special treatment from this teacher so wouldn't say anything bad about her whether she was a bad teacher or not, think it made the teacher realise that if I complained about a teacher then the teacher mustn't be doing her job properly.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 5 років тому +4

      @Kira Malfoy
      I had a teacher like that once at age 22, who had a creepy thing for that kindof stuff.
      He said half of us would fail and work at McDonalds, no matter how hard we'd learn.
      One person burst into tears and I was already feeling quite nauseous to begin with, so I got up to use the bathroom and to go vomit.
      He refused to open the (locked) doors for me, even when I reminded him that locking emergency-doors is against the law, and demanded to hear why I needed to use the bathroom.
      I admitted I needed to vomit and he started asking questions about what I'd eaten and whether it was going to happen soon, or I was just going there to prevent throwing up on my desk.
      I stood there gagging and eventually, the _other students_ had to convince him to *let me go.*
      And to think most of those students hated me in the first place...
      Either way, I went to the bathroom, vomited my guts out, laid down on the floor feeling numb and nearly passed out, when another teacher came in and called the "First-Aid-teacher."
      Three times hurray, that was him.
      He came in, brought the entire class with him, started cracking jokes about my vomit in the sink and told me that I had to clean it up. He got angry and said; 'We're not going to clean your waste, you'll vomit in the toilet from now on!'
      I couldn't even properly hear what he said, but as soon as I started gagging again, he shoved me near the toilet and said; 'Vomit in the toilet!'
      As soon as I was finished vomiting in front of my laughing classroom, he 'took my pulse' and since it was so weak, he tried to comically convince me that I was dead.
      I wasn't even "awake", I was dizzy, I couldn't hear, I couldn't speak, but he kept saying; 'You're dead, you have no heartbeat.'
      And would encourage the rest to laugh at me if I asked him what he meant.
      Then, he cracked jokes about me having used drugs or alcohol, claiming that I'd been weird from the start of the day and after I'd gotten up from the floor and stood up (dizzy and nauseous) I grabbed his arm to lean on. He 'yanked' his arm back from me and shouted; 'Stop being a dramaqueen! You can walk by yourself!!!' and then left the room.
      He later appareantely used me as an example as someone that was defineately not going to make it, for being too weak.
      I díd almost finish the education though, untill another teacher decided it'd be bad for their image if someone with ADHD got a diploma there. So they pulled some strings and long story short, the people judging my grades were given (fake) reasons nót to let me pass.
      And when the 'jury' found out they'd been lied to and got upset and angry, it was too late and I'd already been kicked from the inturnship and the school. 2 weeks before the graduation-day, so it was a last-minute action.
      Either way, joke's on him, he's an old and bitter man and I've gotten my diploma elsewhere. And still managed to get an entire schoolyear of ('extra') education, before they kicked me out.

    • @DolFan316
      @DolFan316 5 років тому

      Oh PLEASE. My algebra 2 teacher knew the guy sitting behind me was putting gum in my hair for the fun of it and not only never did anything, but thought it was hilarious. Kinda hard to learn under those conditions. You millennials have no idea what hard times are about.

  • @GrubWarp
    @GrubWarp 5 років тому +82

    Bio professor called me out in front of 80 students for "cheating" when i was actually taking a long time filling out the scantron bubbles. i dropped it

  • @The_Voice_of_the_Speaker
    @The_Voice_of_the_Speaker 5 років тому +46

    So I joined a course that was basically helping to build the sets of theatre productions as a college class.
    The first thing the graduate student that was teaching the course said;
    "Welcome to slave labor; the class!"
    Nope.

    • @amarahc4351
      @amarahc4351 5 років тому +1

      MrPRareandCo what... Did you expect? Labour is labour....

    • @TigrMchine
      @TigrMchine 5 років тому +1

      That's an honest assessment of set production.

  • @dinkledankle
    @dinkledankle 5 років тому +47

    One of my professors kept giving me a 0 for attendance because they didn't know who I was and thought I wasn't coming to class. Like, how does that happen. I'm one of your students. I even participated in class discussions with you directly... :|

    • @platinum_noelle
      @platinum_noelle 5 років тому

      Had a teacher in high school who did that exact same thing, to the point I was called to the office one day and had to explain to the principal and my parents why I was constantly "absent" to that one class several times.

    • @KazumiKiguma
      @KazumiKiguma 5 років тому +1

      There's this crazy new concept called "Role call" or "Calling for attendance", that teacher might want to try it out sometime.

  • @sfdragon9946
    @sfdragon9946 5 років тому +376

    I remember in 7th grade, my math teacher was absent, so obviously, we had a sub. It was this old lady who was already talking with some of the students who made it before me. I thought okay, this sub seems nice
    The sub gives us a math quiz. We’re cool, since our math teacher warned about the quiz the day prior
    Next thing we know, she’s actually encouraging us. She legit gives like the greatest speech, saying things like what we learn today, will help us prosper in the future ahead of us and stuff. It was beautiful. We clapped for the speech, and did the quiz
    And after the quiz, she let us play music from one of our phones to celebrate our hard work
    Best substitute ever

    • @lexi7696
      @lexi7696 5 років тому +16

      Shadefire Dragon Most subs I get don’t even take roll

    • @von3689
      @von3689 5 років тому +41

      As soon as you said "we clapped" i knew this was too good to be true.

    • @explosu
      @explosu 5 років тому +3

      I clapped when I read this. Inspiring.

    • @nolan9101
      @nolan9101 5 років тому +15

      Alinity you’ve obviously never heard a professor give a really inspiring speech during class. On the first day of my political science course, my professor stood at the front of the class and delivered an hour and a half speech which was super inspiring. We didn’t clap, but several people stayed afterward to thank him for it.

    • @explosu
      @explosu 5 років тому

      ​@@nolan9101 On the other hand this can be really loathesome if the professor tries to do this, but just has a shitty philosophy for what he expects out of his students. Ex: the ones that expect you to come in even if you're hospitalized, the ones that think no one should be able to get an A because no one is perfect and grades don't matter (grades actually really do matter eg. scholarships, research opportunities, etc.) the ones that think you should devote your entire life to their course completely ignoring how many credits the course is and that people might be taking differential equations at the same time as Introduction to Interpersonal Communication, and it's your fault if you don't succeed because you just didn't want it enough. When a teacher starts the course with a good-ole preach, my anus is clenching waiting for any or all of those.

  • @thelibyanplzcomeback
    @thelibyanplzcomeback 2 місяці тому +2

    On my first day of college 3 weeks ago, my English teacher said he would get people put on some list so that other colleges know not to accept us... if he thinks we're plagiarizing.
    I dropped out of the class after the second day.

  • @quingariusgoochiii9548
    @quingariusgoochiii9548 5 років тому +69

    I got a long one to share.
    Day 1 of english comprehension. Professor asked class to not call him by his actual name, but instead to call him "red hawk" , which was his spirit name. He was an old white guy.
    Later found out he used to be an abusive alcoholic, and his wife and children left him. He then did a shit ton of drugs and ran into the mountains for weeks. He had a vision in which the mountain told him his real name was red hawk, and he had to spread the words of nature to the world.
    He didnt teach us English at all. Instead, he would tell us every day about how humanity needs to genocide itself to save the planet.
    He would separate the class by gender and color, putting women in the front, claiming that it's time oppressors (white people) sit in the back.
    He also told a student who had severe PTSD (veteran) that it was all in his head and a coping mechanism for being a murderer.
    His class book was mandatory and cost $100 dollars (his own poetry collection)
    He threatened to take me out behind the school and shoot me if I didnt get a certain test grade, and then he laughed after saying it.
    He had extremely strict rules about plagiarism, and used a computer program on essays to see if even a single sentence was plagiarized. A guy had half of a sentence that used words from a MLK speech in a completely unrelated topic, and was kicked from the class.
    Another student was kicked for having a non- glass water bottle since red hawk didnt believe in plastics.
    Me and 6 others passed the class out of a starting class of around 30.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 5 років тому +23

      I'm not sure if you're serious or not. If you're in a country that cares about that kind of madness, inform a nut-hut he exists.

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 5 років тому +8

      @@WorldWalker128 At least in the US, there aren't many of those around anymore. Some hospitals have psychological wards, some don't. And without a psychiatrist's professional recommendation or a court order, it's *extremely* unlikely for someone to be involuntarily committed, since that's functionally not much different than a felony conviction. It can quite easily ruin future employment opportunities, might disqualify you from voting ever again depending on local laws, may even make it to where you can't rent or purchase property without extra strings attached...
      Most of the time, it's voluntary admissions into and out of the psych wards, which don't really matter much either way, since the dangerously detached usually aren't gifted with enough self-awareness to know they need help in the first place. For the most part, as long as you're not actively melting down when signing yourself out, you're free to go.

    • @nousername2942
      @nousername2942 5 років тому

      @@WorldWalker128 nobody with issues like that can afford an actual diagnosis, let alone treatment. If you have a mental health issue in the US, you basically have to tough it out and get over it yourself, since options are egregiously expensive and usually unattainable, and this creates a bizarre scenario where nobody fully understands what constitutes mental illness either. So nobody will really help much, medical, or not

    • @KazumiKiguma
      @KazumiKiguma 5 років тому

      @@nousername2942 And to make it worse, a lot of the more subtle mental illnesses are only talked about as if children can have them when looking up information on them, generally because they're mostly tested in very young children nowadays, but if you happen to have not been tested because, say, you have a parent that believes there's no need because there's "nothing wrong with my child", then trying to explain it later on is like pulling teeth. "That's only a kid thing, adults don't have it"

  • @FaithfulOfBrigantia
    @FaithfulOfBrigantia 5 років тому +74

    When he arrives 5 mins earlier, shuts the door, rants about how he is always on time and doesnt tolerate being late.
    And everytime someone who was not 5 mins earlier knocks at the door, he doesn't let them in and starts the rant about arriving late all over again.

    • @iwantapieceofpie
      @iwantapieceofpie 5 років тому

      Ricardo Costa Santos literally my business law professor lmao

  • @tarriochu95
    @tarriochu95 5 років тому +65

    Last year we were 40 students on X class, I knew the teacher, I knew that teached the material and her tests were very demanding, but when she teached X class, she said "this class is hard to understand", and we were like "cool, no problem", she then proceeds to assign a 3 part proyect, that required the first part to build the second part and so on, everything was fine, except when the conditions were said:
    -part 1 has to be done in 1 week, part 2 has to be done 2 weeks after part 1, part 3 has to be done one week after part 2
    (that semester had some classes that were very heavy on the projects, but I still think it can be done)
    -the 3 parted proyect is not the final proyect
    (she wanted another proyect after we finished the massive one, and it was going to be massive as well, and only 2 weeks in total to do it)
    -you cant use libraries
    (if you know coding, then you know this is a nono, its litterally reinventing the wheel and programing everything from zero, its such a pain in the ass)
    -it has to have a graphic interface (the class didnt had a lot of experience programing things with GUI, but we still think it was doable), but she also said it had to blink or change colors and shit
    ENTER THE DATE WHEN WE HAVE TO DELIVER THE FIRST PART
    most of the classroom has not finished it, mostly because of the logic of the program but we really just needed more time, no one was even worried about the blinking/changing colors part
    I saw one of the students, who had the complete logic of the program, get rejected when he showed his project and the teacher said: "if it doesnt blink or change color, I will not accept it", later that day all the class was like "fml, so even if you get all the logic crap right, but you dont do the fancy blink stuff, you get a 0?" (if she rejects it its a 0)
    the teacher gave us one more week, needless to say, nobody had the fancy unneccesary stuff, she didnt accept the project, we all hated her at that point
    I had the first part of the project done after 3 weeks of working, without the unneccesary stuff, instead of the 1 she wanted, but knowing that she wasnt even going to accept it, I dropped the class, and then most of my classmates dropped (INCLUDING THE BEST STUDENT OF THE CLASS), only 12 remained
    IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING:
    -we all understood the class, the logic, and that stuff, it was just complicated to program something like that without libraries
    -she didnt show us a single example of code, and all the classes were focused on working the logic in paper (wich didnt really help on the programing part)
    -she said she could do that project in 3 days (one weekend) with only one partner (we were groups of 3)
    HAPPY ENDING:
    -the 12 remaining people passed, because the higher ups noticed the massive drop by students, and basically told her to chill down the class (now the project was required only till the second part and the other stuff became an investigation)
    -the classmates who dropped and me, took the class in vacations and managed to get a pretty cool teacher, she makes sure we all understand the logic of the stuff, provides sample codes, lets us use the libraries and even some other tools to code! and individually grades us by asking to explain our codes little by little, wich we gladly do, needless to say, we could do the 3 part proyect (wich was now just normal homework, and in the end would be the final proyect) in less than 4 WEEKS, AND WE EVEN MADE THE PROGRAMS WITH GUI (basically: graphic), so my other teacher can rot in hell.

    • @JohanniklasLp
      @JohanniklasLp 5 років тому +3

      What language?
      Because GUI without Libraries is hell in a lot of languages.
      Except if you can recreate the libraries by finding the source code online so you just have to copy it.

    • @pursuitsoflife.6119
      @pursuitsoflife.6119 4 роки тому

      Ok i dont wanna sound rude but are you Scandinavian by any chance?

    • @tarriochu95
      @tarriochu95 4 роки тому

      @@pursuitsoflife.6119 no

    • @tarriochu95
      @tarriochu95 4 роки тому

      @@JohanniklasLp any, we could choose, but most of the class knew java and C (so of course most of us tried with java)

    • @eveescastle5866
      @eveescastle5866 4 роки тому

      @@tarriochu95 oof Java is annoying to work with.

  • @flashlight890
    @flashlight890 5 років тому +148

    *the bell doesn’t dismiss u, i dismiss you.*

    • @ninja-981
      @ninja-981 5 років тому +5

      Almost always to tell our class we were failures.

    • @Daiems
      @Daiems 5 років тому +6

      Our school doesn't ring the bell when the lesson ends so teachers forget that the lesson ends and we sit there for longer

    • @ninja-981
      @ninja-981 5 років тому +6

      @@Daiems I'm assuming you still get unexcused for the next class.

    • @OhioWolf94
      @OhioWolf94 5 років тому +14

      Even better, when the teacher does this and then the next teacher complains because most of their class was late...almost all held over by the previous teacher!

    • @ninja-981
      @ninja-981 5 років тому +1

      @@OhioWolf94 Exactly.

  • @juliannebutler5459
    @juliannebutler5459 5 років тому +105

    The opposite here: I had a biology prof who spent the time and effort to not only give us the reading assignment for the current textbook, but took that and found and provided the equivalent readings in the two older editions so we didnt have to break the bank. I ended up paying $10 for the book when it would've been $200+

    • @mafiacat88
      @mafiacat88 5 років тому +19

      Had a similar one. My first year bio prof got together with a few other biology professors there and wrote this AWESOME enormous textbook, with WAY more information than was needed for any of their classes so we could use it for later classes. All it cost was the printing (15 dollars). I've been using that book extensively for three years and it hasn't let me down once.

  • @chim-chimney
    @chim-chimney 5 років тому +24

    My art teacher in high school “weeded out the weak” by dedicating the first two weeks of the class to art history. We were expected to copy EVERYTHING on the slide, memorize each piece’s name, artist and date with no spelling mistakes. We also had to know painting styles, historical or biblical references if the piece had any and various other stuff like that. The test was a good part of our grade, too.
    Overall my art teacher took 0 shit or excuses, wasn’t afraid to call out your shit, and would call your art shit if he felt it was shit and you weren’t trying.
    But he was also super passionate about art, he made learning about it fun, and he had a sense of humour. Skill level didn’t actually mean anything to him, he just wanted you to try your best, and love art as much as he did.
    A lot of students hated him, but I absolutely loved him. By far my favourite teacher in high school.

    • @Gamemaster-64
      @Gamemaster-64 5 років тому +10

      well you find that same shit with collage, even if your major is NOT ART HISTORY!!!!!!!!!! god so many damn art history classes. forget red flag on dropping a class, I should have just drop the whole thing. 50 pieces, 5 info each, only 5-10 of that are on the exam and why should I even bother? I'm here to learn to how to create not be a damn custodian to a museum.

  • @robertmikkelsen8332
    @robertmikkelsen8332 5 років тому +289

    when teachers give homework, but don't grade it... why?

    • @nootdreamnoot1684
      @nootdreamnoot1684 5 років тому +65

      that is the purest, most pointless type of evil.

    • @katie-st8nx
      @katie-st8nx 5 років тому +26

      one time a kid asked that and then the teacher just said "fine, this will count for marks!" never question, there are only wrong answers.

    • @ninja-981
      @ninja-981 5 років тому +14

      When they say something you turned into them wasn't turned into them and is missing they find it and say the first grade you get on a standard is my final grade to you on that standard even though they fucked up.

    • @louysecosa
      @louysecosa 5 років тому +1

      What If you didn't understand the homework?

    • @robertmikkelsen8332
      @robertmikkelsen8332 5 років тому +3

      @@louysecosa i did, everyone did. No one got graded...

  • @theothetheoretic2217
    @theothetheoretic2217 5 років тому +69

    This is why I use Rate my Professor. It saves me a lot of trouble.

    • @miahansen8942
      @miahansen8942 5 років тому +6

      Rate my prof is amazing. Pretty much always dead on accurate.

  • @Ace-vn7ld
    @Ace-vn7ld 5 років тому +13

    “I’m completely deaf” “sit closer” had me. Oh my goodness how on earth.

  • @sydneycazier5625
    @sydneycazier5625 5 років тому +83

    This isn't as extreme as some of these, but I started an English class last semester and one of the first thing out of my professor's mouth was a rant about technology and how horrible it is (he spent forty minutes of class talking about not using our phones and he and his wife share a single cell phone between them), and then after that rant he told us that we are, under no circumstances, to miss any of his classes. At. All. He pretty much told us that the only excuse would be if we were literally dying, and even then if we didn't get a hold of him before class started he'd strike our grade down severely. After hearing that and a bunch of other ridiculous rules and expectations, (like, he expected us to use all of our printing points the college gives us for his class and his alone, like we won't need them for other classes) I was like nope, and I dropped the class.

    • @maicey_t.
      @maicey_t. 5 років тому +3

      Sounds like my English professor a few semesters ago. What a nightmare.

    • @hannahnorth3749
      @hannahnorth3749 5 років тому

      Hold on
      ••••••••••••••••
      (on period)
      *Calls*
      "SO YEAH IM KINDA DYING...or at least I feel like it"
      Teacher: No.
      •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
      *Lost a leg*
      *Calls*
      "I'm literally in the hospital!"
      Teacher: Nah.
      ••••••••••••••••••••••••••
      (Funeral invite)
      " Yeah so I'll have to miss class"
      "WhAT DID I SAY Before!?"
      ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
      Glad you dropped the class though

    • @sydneycazier5625
      @sydneycazier5625 5 років тому

      Hannah Da Potato that’s pretty similar to how he explained it. He even used the lost leg as an example and said he still expected us to turn in work even if we’re in the hospital

    • @hannahnorth3749
      @hannahnorth3749 5 років тому

      @@sydneycazier5625 that's dumb. He's gone now though

  • @hypnopanda1929
    @hypnopanda1929 5 років тому +174

    Kinda feel like it should be against the rules for professors to force the students to use textbooks that the professors write.

    • @platinum_noelle
      @platinum_noelle 5 років тому +27

      I had a professor that gave a couple copies of a textbook he revised to the library so that students who either couldn't or didn't want to buy the book could just use the ones in the library to complete the review worksheets. The few times he used the book in class, he put pages up on the projector, but otherwise he would reference pages to the book but covered it in a way that you didn't absolutely *have* to have the book on you (except for doing the review sheets, which was always on your own time). He was a super cool teacher, and because he was in the hospital for a couple weeks and we got super behind in the classes, he tried to get us as caught up as possible but made the final exam a movie and wordsearch.

    • @elodie.silver547
      @elodie.silver547 5 років тому +3

      It is in my country, like there are textbooks which everyone has to use for the certain subject from an outside publishing company so everyone has the same requirements for the final exam

    • @helloitsmewhydoihavetofill9317
      @helloitsmewhydoihavetofill9317 5 років тому

      @@elodie.silver547 you are probably thinking of high school/middle school where there is generally an analogous curriculum within a certain country or state. Professors (=/ teachers) are in university, where the syllabus is different from institution to institution.

    • @elodie.silver547
      @elodie.silver547 5 років тому

      @@helloitsmewhydoihavetofill9317 No, like I said, not in my country :D also in the universities every subject has his own book which must be used in general - in that university. Of course it's not the same book in every university but there are regulations

    • @pixelghostclyde8717
      @pixelghostclyde8717 5 років тому +7

      That would be problematic; professors may have legitimate reasons to prescribe a textbook they've authored. Generally speaking, however, *owning* the textbook (whether it's authored by the professor or not!) shouldn't be necessary to pass a class!

  • @SirSaintRipper
    @SirSaintRipper 5 років тому +31

    A mathematics professor where he'd ask the answer to a question to a student and wouldn't continue until they amswered the question. He'd keep asking and nobody was allowed to help. He'd keep grilling them... He made a girl cry once.

    • @tabletalk33
      @tabletalk33 2 роки тому +1

      Sadism is rather popular among profs. It's a sport.

    • @marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043
      @marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043 2 роки тому +1

      But do you mean he didnt let them answer until they got it right or he just didnt do anything until they said the answer cause the second onw doesnt sound bad to me really, if they ask you something just say a random answer

    • @SirSaintRipper
      @SirSaintRipper 2 роки тому +3

      @@marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043 LOL no if you got the answer wrong he'd tell you to do it again. He held up a class for almost an hour because an anxiety ridden student couldn't get the right answer. Not sure what happened to him since I dropped the class after he dropped me a grade for answering instead.

    • @marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043
      @marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043 2 роки тому +1

      @@SirSaintRipper oh ok so he was defenetly a bad teacher

  • @burger1162
    @burger1162 5 років тому +121

    I had a 70 in my math class but bombed the final so I failed the class.
    The thing is thou, everyone bombed the final. Everyone bombed all her tests, you had to go to the extra classes on Tuesdays and Thursdays if your grade was lower than a 75, (if you missed more than 3 days you fail) so me and over 80% of the class went to it all week. Probably against our will, save for like the 3 smart cookies that would go just because.
    She got mad one time because the highest score on one of the quizzes was a 65, and she thought it was our fault. Like we don't listen to her. No it was her fault, the questions on the tests NEVER matched up with what we did in class.
    I really am unsure on how that 20% was actually not failing. What a big waste of time and money

    • @mittensbro
      @mittensbro 5 років тому

      Had a physics professor that was exactly like this. Gave out homework that was way too hard, and gave out exams that were virtually unpassable, and he says to us after he gives out the midterm (which the highest grades were D averages), "You all need to study harder!"

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken 5 років тому +2

      We had a math teacher in high school; that had a history in science; and had even helped on a nobel prize winning work.
      But he failed to understand that we werent all math geniuses like him. So the class became a struggle; constant arguing; and he never realizing what the below-average grades in his classes mean. We complained and complained; nothing changed. Now; almost 10 years later; I hear that there was an investigation; where they even confiscated the notes of the students to see what is taught how and when; and he got fired immediately. His dumb ass naturally STILL couldnt realize why its HIS fault; and not the students'; and tried to sue the school. He lost.
      Fuck you; Mr. Schöbi.

    • @theresaxiao
      @theresaxiao 5 років тому

      Omg that’s literally my maths teacher as well

  • @commenturthegreat2915
    @commenturthegreat2915 5 років тому +110

    Teacher: "For the last time Jimmy! Stop solving crossword puzzles in class!"
    * Jimmy puts it in the bag but pulls it out again a minute later *
    Teacher: "That's it! I am going to flip a coin. If it lands on heads - I am kicking you out the door and throwing the crossword puzzle out of the window...
    ................And if it lands on tails - I am kicking the crossword puzzle out the door and throwing you out of the window"
    * He literally flips a coin *
    Teacher: "Heads! You're lucky."
    * Proceeds to snatch the papers, toss them out the window, and kick Jimmy out of the classroom *

  • @somegal-89
    @somegal-89 5 років тому +30

    I had a teacher ask me how many friends I had on Facebook and I told him I wasn’t on Facebook.
    His face 😂

    • @miam9129
      @miam9129 4 роки тому +4

      Ikr! Like bruh, this isn't the 2000s when all the kool kids had Facebook, this is now, when 40 year old white Karen moms have facebook

  • @jamiedoesthings
    @jamiedoesthings 5 років тому +80

    "Not all will survive."
    Russian tutors...

  • @Nod_Lucario
    @Nod_Lucario 5 років тому +101

    When you take a programming class, and the teacher either forces you to make programs exactly how he/she wants them, doesn't allow you to get help from other students, the due dates for assignments are always at Saturday, Sunday, or Monday whenever the class meets in the middle of the week, makes you write a huge semester-long program based on a programming language you and the class are unfamiliar with, or all of the above at the worst case scenario.

    • @LuminousOriens
      @LuminousOriens 5 років тому +8

      On my freshmen year, I took a Adv C++ class because I was interested in programming and the course book said the class had no requirements. Welp. First day of the class, "program the compiler to print out X text". Wait what?!? I had no clue what to do the entire year. I literally got a new friend in the class and copied every single code he had. I fucking got an A or A+ lmao. Though at the end I started watching some videos on how to code, but got lazy since I thought "Ah fuck it. I probably will never use it anyway"

    • @lanewaldron6124
      @lanewaldron6124 5 років тому +1

      Am taking a class that meets Wednesdays. Professor wants homework turned in in Sunday night. I work all thursdsy and friday, have saturday off to scramble all my homework together, and then work sunday nights. Its a nightmare.

  • @Mr.LostBeans
    @Mr.LostBeans 5 років тому +21

    My Latin American professor said and I quote: "The American Revolutionary War started with two ships blowing up...BOOM!"
    You think I'm playing but I am not.

  • @Limrasson
    @Limrasson 5 років тому +63

    -Professor can't make his laptop work.
    -After 30 minutes he manages to load up the powerpoint.
    -"Don't worry, this won't impact the class!" he says.
    -Proceeds to go through the entire thing in light speed.
    -Same class, same professor as above.
    -"You have to hurry, the textbook has limited copies! Buy it now!"
    -He is the author, also has seemingly unlimited supply of it.
    -SAME CLASS still. Substitute teacher.
    -Loads power point.
    -Waits a few minutes on every page, almost completely silent.
    -Next page
    -This is the entire class.
    -Most of the classes here are mandatory.

  • @maggiedk
    @maggiedk 5 років тому +68

    I had a physical ed teacher a few years back in college whose entire first class was spent watching a movie about dirt. I'm not going to lie, it was a decent movie, but it seemed like a pretty ridiculous thing to watch for a physical education class.
    The next class, though, he assigned us homework that included potting a plant, as well as going outside, picking up dirt in our hands, and writing about what it felt like. We had to take pictures as proof that we actually did all of this.
    In this same class, he saw a guy who had his chin resting in his hand while the professor was talking, and proceeded to yell at the dude because he was "sleeping in class." He obviously wasn't. We could all tell that he wasn't. He immediately knew he was being talked to, no delayed reaction time, and he even said to the professor "I wasn't sleeping" multiple times but the guy straight up didn't believe him. We had a short break in the middle of class and that guy didn't come back after the break.
    I dropped the class as soon as I got home.

  • @giovannicallisto9037
    @giovannicallisto9037 5 років тому +46

    Professor: w-
    Student: *Do you accept financial aid?*

  • @maxharper.444
    @maxharper.444 5 років тому +309

    3:19 that’s what my teacher does. Everyone is failing her class. She’s not taught us a thing

    • @Sushininja10
      @Sushininja10 5 років тому +18

      My old Spanish teacher did that. Every class was basically, "Great, you're here, now do this thing while I sit here and do nothing." No one learned anything.

    • @helpkirbyhasagun_2047
      @helpkirbyhasagun_2047 5 років тому +1

      What’s your teachers name?
      Mine does this her name is Mrs.Fergueson or something like that

    • @Anna-tc6rz
      @Anna-tc6rz 5 років тому +2

      I had an anatomy and physiology teacher that English wasnt her first language. No one understood a word she said. Something like 90% of people dropped out in 2 weeks

    • @Punaparta
      @Punaparta 5 років тому +28

      She has taught you one thing.
      She has taught you that sometimes supposed authority figures are self-serving, power-tripping, and useless.

    • @SublimeEnlightenment
      @SublimeEnlightenment 5 років тому

      Have a physics teacher like that

  • @madisonnorthup6651
    @madisonnorthup6651 5 років тому +89

    ballet class, but same principle
    i got a new teacher after my old one left. the man was old, in his 50s or so. the other students in the lobby were complaining about him and i asked if i should be worried, they said yes. so i went into the class feeling uncomfortable. throughout the class he would pick out people doing things slightly wrong and make fun of them in a way. he also made “sexual” comments and used bad language. the youngest girl in there was 10 and the poor girl had to deal with him making a sexual comment when she was looking at his legs (obviously to see what he was doing). after ballet i take two technique classes with the same teacher. a girl came out of the class and said he wouldn’t allow normal clothes for the technique class like our previous teacher did, only a leotard and tight shorts.
    i left and dropped that class immediately.

    • @TheDreamcatcher6
      @TheDreamcatcher6 5 років тому +17

      I hope you reported that tho

    • @madisonnorthup6651
      @madisonnorthup6651 5 років тому +9

      TheDreamcatcher6 eh, kind of? when my mom dropped the class she said the teacher was using too harsh of language and it was stressing me out. the owner said she’d address it. but i never said anything about the sexual comments and stuff to anyone

    • @Violet-Storm
      @Violet-Storm 5 років тому +2

      Madison Northup honestly don’t blame you, y’all were a bit young to have the kind of wherewithal necessary to report sexual misconduct which is probably what he was counting on. Likely why he got away with it in so many classes but not your fault.

    • @amarahc4351
      @amarahc4351 5 років тому

      Vi Rab dismissing her responsibility to telling the whole truth is the reason why he's still working and doing it to other girls tho....

    • @Violet-Storm
      @Violet-Storm 5 років тому +2

      Alisa Mich it should never have been her responsibility in the first place. She was a child. He was an adult. I don’t know about you but I’ve been trained from a pretty young age not to question adults, which is why many of my teachers got away with various forms of abuse against me. I thought it was normal at the time, and only realized in hindsight that it wasn’t. Don’t victim blame, not only is it incorrect of you, it’s not a good look. We deal with a lot of discomfort as children, how exactly are we supposed to determine which of it we are allowed to complain about without being punished or at least accused of whining? Hell I’ve known plenty of authority figures who would’ve dismissed this just as quickly as something that was actually trivial. When you’re that young, what’s right and wrong is often blind guesswork, especially when it’s something an adult is doing, especially when they’re doing it to you. Unless a child has been specifically taught to identify abuse, told specifically what do to about it, and been given absolute assurance that when they take that action they will be listened to and not punished by the proper authorities, there is absolutely no call to blame them for not knowing what to do. Actually there’s no call anyway, they’re still children.

  • @bouutiquems3578
    @bouutiquems3578 5 років тому +17

    I just remembered another story. We had a new teacher join the school.
    She laid down her ground rules for the class.
    No talking. No drinking from our water bottles. No going to the bathroom. And no sneezing.
    Oh and here's the kicker. Automatic 6 hours of detention for getting a C in her class.

  • @6stringstorulethemall967
    @6stringstorulethemall967 5 років тому +167

    I had a physics teacher that just copied the textbook exactly as it was onto the board as her lessons. Then I learned when turning in homework, she never graded it or bothered to look at it and gave full credit if she saw anything written on the page. So I tested it by drawing shapes and lines with numbers on them. Sometimes I even just copied the question or problems and didn't solve them. I got full credit for all my homework

    • @ExcludedShadow
      @ExcludedShadow 5 років тому +29

      Angel Vera aye my stats professor was like that too, I was actually kinda disappointed that I didn’t truly learn but it made it a lot easier to focus on my other classes, since my homework would just consist of nonsense and a graph here and there

    • @moony_ynoom
      @moony_ynoom 5 років тому +5

      I had a new chemistry teacher for second semester who just copied the stuff from the textbook to the board,but his tests were super difficult. I dropped from a A to a B-.😒 (I tried to study the things in the textbook on my own,and when I had problems I would ask him,but he doesn't answer them.)

    • @ninja-981
      @ninja-981 5 років тому +4

      I did this with math sometimes and as long as they saw a number, I was good.

    • @miahansen8942
      @miahansen8942 5 років тому +1

      Honestly if they give full credit like that I immediately like them. The system is broken anyways.