Trump and Bill O'Reilly Struggle to Sell Tickets for Their Arena Tour: A Closer Look

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  • @JoeShopper
    @JoeShopper 2 роки тому +54

    It's NOT the government's job to protect me? Why do I pay for police, firefighters, the Dept of Health, Homeland Security, the FBI, the CIA, the Army, The Air Force, the Marines, the Navy, the Coast Guard, the NSA, the CDC, the WHO, the National Guard, the DOD and probably 20 others I can't think of off the top of my head?

    • @glgartman
      @glgartman 2 роки тому +3

      Great comment!

    • @manueldaniel108
      @manueldaniel108 2 роки тому +2

      And trump who incited insurrection. They should have his pension taken away and if he gets protection it should be by prison guards

    • @vipdud
      @vipdud 2 роки тому

      Excellent comments

  • @troyraiven9365
    @troyraiven9365 2 роки тому +1029

    "It's not the government's job to protect people..."
    Meanwhile in the Preamble to our Constitution: "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, PROMOTE THE GENERAL WELFARE..."!

    • @2011blueman
      @2011blueman 2 роки тому +27

      Brian Kilmeade is arguing that if you want to be a fucking moron and die, we shouldn't stop you. For the betterment of the human race no community should have a mask mandate at this point. We should want the stupid people to die off. I really don't disagree with him.

    • @drboze6781
      @drboze6781 2 роки тому +53

      @@2011blueman - A better analogy Brian could've used would be, "Look, if you go into your back yard and burn all the old tires and paint from your garage, that's _your_ choice! It doesn't affect anybody else!"

    • @jr-zu8wt
      @jr-zu8wt 2 роки тому +60

      @@2011blueman So, to a degree, I agree with you. However, we have numerous rules and policies set up to handle situation where the dangers of living and making decision become an epidemic (the FDA regulations amped up after The Jungle came out, we have numerous regulations on recreational drugs, etc.)
      But the thing is, and I’m assuming your arguing in good faith, is that if someone contracts it, the virus can become a variant and afflict people who did get vaccinated. That’s the difference between this situation and the cliff diving example- one affects one person, one affects the group as a whole.

    • @allendean9807
      @allendean9807 2 роки тому +66

      Exactly…. And it’s exactly what the Biden administration is attempting to do. They aren’t mandating vaccines. They are promoting them. For the general welfare. Fox News, a for profit, corporation, however, has no similar mandate. Therefore, they make money promoting general discord.

    • @davidlee4903
      @davidlee4903 2 роки тому +41

      @@2011blueman These "stupid" people you speak of are not isolated. They are family, friends, and future children. We don't have a choice but to attempt to protect them, as it is a means to protect ourselves.

  • @corbylegault
    @corbylegault 2 роки тому +206

    Its literally in the Constitution that the role of the Government is to protect its citizens.

    • @doloresreynolds8145
      @doloresreynolds8145 2 роки тому +21

      Trumpists don’t care about the Constitution.

    • @bonesely9858
      @bonesely9858 2 роки тому +3

      Where?

    • @doloresreynolds8145
      @doloresreynolds8145 2 роки тому +19

      @@bonesely9858 In the Preamble. We, the people…in order to form a more perfect union…and provide for the common defense….

    • @bonesely9858
      @bonesely9858 2 роки тому +6

      @@doloresreynolds8145 I did, It talks about the responsibility of the government to protect the rights of the people, defend the Constitution and according to Warren v. DC, Police are not required to protect or respond to a person or group of people.
      Sorry Doroles, "Google it" is not an influential argument.

    • @bonesely9858
      @bonesely9858 2 роки тому +4

      @@doloresreynolds8145 excellent argument but during the that time and in proper English that it was written "Common defense" was only one part how We the People were to tell our government what to do, not the government tell us what to do at the expense of Liberty.
      1. When reading the full text "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America." Not one of these are more important or supersedes another.
      a. Common defense was to keep any one state from declaring war or fighting a war on its own especially against each other. Not in the context of a pandemic.
      b. The only part on the Preamble that discusses to protect clearly is of itself "secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity."
      2. Federalist No 70 states that it is the responsibility of the government to protect Liberty and Land (or state) while clearly stating "every Roman knows that when power is given to one man (government) tyranny prospers"
      3. Oaths of office and enlistment requires that service be sworn to defend the Constitution and not the people.
      Ultimately, the full Constitution gives "Unalienable Rights" to the People and "Free men" are responsible for our own defense.

  • @justadad6677
    @justadad6677 2 роки тому +14

    Protecting the people, and making life better for everyone, is literally the only job of a government in a Democracy.

  • @Ben-vb2us
    @Ben-vb2us 2 роки тому +1263

    “It’s not their job to protect anybody!”
    Car safety laws, the CDC, the EPA, the FDA, law enforcement, fire departments, public defenders, and hundreds of examples - “Uhhhh, excuse me??”

    • @DJJahT
      @DJJahT 2 роки тому +104

      From the coast guard to crossing guards, and speed bumps to stop signs.

    • @SkyNeely
      @SkyNeely 2 роки тому +30

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @tzvikrasner6073
      @tzvikrasner6073 2 роки тому +105

      Kinda funny how "back the blue" went out the window once they lost the White House.

    • @carsonm7292
      @carsonm7292 2 роки тому +73

      If it were up to them, all those services would be privately run and all those regulatory agencies would be abolished.

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 2 роки тому +60

      A list of things conservative politicians would rather a corporation do poorly at higher cost as long as they get a piece of the action.

  • @valvopaul
    @valvopaul 2 роки тому +35

    They don’t want government to tell people what to do unless they’re in charge telling women what to do with their bodies and everyone else what they should and shouldn’t be doing in their bedroom.

    • @bsing2u
      @bsing2u 2 роки тому +4

      Great point , put that on his Twitter page.

  • @karwalker7791
    @karwalker7791 2 роки тому +88

    "Department of Defense" made me 😂. I took polio and smallpox vaccine as a child protecting myself and NOW WE HAVE ERADICATED THOSE TWO DISEASES.! You're welcome.

    • @HJohal
      @HJohal 2 роки тому +2

      I thank you for your service lol

    • @kristophsams5036
      @kristophsams5036 2 роки тому +5

      My generation almost eradicated Measles until a bunch of anti vaxxers made it come back with a vengeance, even creating a new strain of it. I wished we eradicated it, but we didn't.

    • @richardpierpoint3006
      @richardpierpoint3006 2 роки тому +2

      @@kristophsams5036 Not to mention that the, um, "doctor" who first posited a link between the MMR vaccine and Autism WANTED TO SELL SEPARATE VACCINES FOR THE THREE DISEASES AND HAS SINCE BEEN STRUCK-OFF THE BRITISH MEDICAL REGISTER FOR "HIS" LIES - just reminding everybody...

    • @spudeleven5124
      @spudeleven5124 2 роки тому +1

      They transmitted by different means, and didn't mutate. You're comparing apples to Giraffes.

    • @allanallan2171
      @allanallan2171 2 роки тому

      @@spudeleven5124 they’re both edible...!?
      I’m 12

  • @AyeCarumba221
    @AyeCarumba221 2 роки тому +38

    It’s not the government’s job to protect people?????? Wow, what country is that guy from? Or what planet???

    • @Master_Blackthorne
      @Master_Blackthorne 2 роки тому +3

      Planet Arrogantia Stupidica III.

    • @jefffuller9918
      @jefffuller9918 2 роки тому

      Fine then it isn't my responsibility to vote for these people.

    • @citogal
      @citogal 2 роки тому

      @@jefffuller9918 Yes, please, don't vote for these people. Please vote for the people who want to protect and advance progress for the everyday person.

  • @whatalsaid
    @whatalsaid 2 роки тому +387

    "it's not the government's job to protect anybody"
    Um...what do you think Laws are for?

    • @lunarwuffy5299
      @lunarwuffy5299 2 роки тому +22

      And why have an army?

    • @vercoda9997
      @vercoda9997 2 роки тому +17

      Seatbelts, smoking, nookleer standards... the list goes on.

    • @peterwilson542
      @peterwilson542 2 роки тому +20

      Imagine a drunk driver saying this exact quote to a police officer? Utter nonsense at fox

    • @corporateservants269
      @corporateservants269 2 роки тому +5

      Those are their to protect the 1's/1% screwing everyone who didn't make them. IMO

    • @peteroutlaw7207
      @peteroutlaw7207 2 роки тому +5

      Why do we need government or society if it is not their job? Look at the preamble and say that lie again!

  • @merryhunt9153
    @merryhunt9153 2 роки тому +352

    "If you didn't get a vaccination, that's your choice." Sure, but exhausted nurses in Springfield MO are watching patients die, and while they do, they feel two emotions - pity for their suffering and anger at their pigheadedness.

    • @annettezaleski
      @annettezaleski 2 роки тому +18

      Also most of the ppl that follow him are more than likely in the hospital right now or they can't afford tickets due to not passing the infrastructure bill and getting e1 good jobs and being paid living wages!! Also e1 will definitely be getting MAJOR hospital bills who don't get vaccinated and end up in the hospital from this new variant!! The ppl who have been tested positive who HAVE been vaccinated doesn't mean they are getting sick from this variant and they sure aren't in the hospitals!! Only Unvaccinated are the ones getting sooo sick and dying now!! It WILL continue to mutate as long as there are STILL this many ppl not getting their shots and THEY will be the reason if we ALL must shut down AGAIN!! So...get er done and quit complaining about YOUR rights,...we ALL have rights, too..not just you!!

    • @peterdebrie
      @peterdebrie 2 роки тому +8

      No vaccine and getting sick, put them together in a tent in the parking lot

    • @janvanruth3485
      @janvanruth3485 2 роки тому +2

      newsflash: nurses always watch people die, that is just how it is.
      and the nurses on the cancer wards see a much higher percentage of their patients die than those working on the covid19 wards.

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 2 роки тому +6

      I think we could solve the issue, if the right to medical tratment for Covid 19 was tied to either receiving the vaccine, or being unable to get it for medical reasons.

    • @andrewtorrens7790
      @andrewtorrens7790 2 роки тому +23

      @@janvanruth3485 and you don't think they get mad at the tobacco companies? At this point covid is easily preventable. If not for the misinformation campaign, people would not be dying from this or be getting crippled by hospital bills and the long term effects of this illness. And the biggest message I have to the hesitant as a healthcare worker is: It's not about you! Yes, there's lots of people dying of cancer right now, maybe more than necessary because a lot of treatment and surgeries were postponed because of the added risk of covid. There are a lot of tests and procedures that were postponed because of covid, and it will take years to clear that backlog. And then there's the financial toll that people experience because of the delays in reopening created by the vaccine hesitancy.
      Going unvaccinated has an impact that goes far beyond the person going unvaccinated.

  • @amendable5401
    @amendable5401 2 роки тому +14

    That’s the best Lady Lindsey impression I’ve ever heard. Well done.

  • @deepinthought2329
    @deepinthought2329 2 роки тому +61

    Why is it not surprising that, that con man is having a rally in Amway's center. He fits in at a place ran by a professional sketchy pyramid scheme.

    • @beeorganic
      @beeorganic 2 роки тому +5

      At least Trump can stay awake long enough and late enough to conduct a rally presented with coherent sentences, unlike your senile in chief.

    • @doloresreynolds8145
      @doloresreynolds8145 2 роки тому +16

      @@beeorganic Trump? Coherent sentences? Obviously you do not listen very well.

    • @deepinthought2329
      @deepinthought2329 2 роки тому +6

      @@beeorganic You seam to think I like Biden, but that's not it. I dislike him, but also recognize that Donald was a con man, who took advantage of many people by being a charismatic leader, that used his position to help himself while doing little to benefit the American people, or even further the American conservative ideology. Like how despite having all 3 branches of government under his control for 2 years, he and the rest of republican leadership did nothing to get rid of abortion, but was able to get a tax right off for golf course owners.

    • @generalputnam8387
      @generalputnam8387 2 роки тому +4

      Betsy DeVos & Eric Prince family owns Amway.
      There ya go.

    • @dustinmitchell7546
      @dustinmitchell7546 2 роки тому +2

      By con man... I assume you're speaking of "president" Biden.

  • @LordKhabal
    @LordKhabal 2 роки тому +47

    …what exactly does Brian Kilmeade believe IS the job of the government, if not to protect its citizens?

    • @tommydevine9993
      @tommydevine9993 2 роки тому +2

      Have you seen Parks and Rec? Are you familiar with the Ron Swanson character in it? Brian Kilmeade believes that, but dumber... 😂

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 2 роки тому +1

      like the rest of Faux News the government is only supposed to achieve White Supremacy and extermination of the poor, of PoC, of minorities, of those who don't believe in their twisted chistianity and such.
      it's supposed to work for the white and rich only and condemn the rest.

    • @JRandaII
      @JRandaII 2 роки тому +4

      To redistribute money from hard-working Americans to the wealthy, white oligarchs...

  • @scbtripwire
    @scbtripwire 2 роки тому +325

    I'm amazed that convention centres, stadiums, arenas, etc, are still renting to Drumpf considering his reputation to not pay his bills.

    • @b.41879
      @b.41879 2 роки тому +20

      No kidding

    • @mnichols1979
      @mnichols1979 2 роки тому +17

      They are still make a profit off the concessions. It's a write off for them if Dementia Donnie stiffs them.

    • @fritzhaselnuss7852
      @fritzhaselnuss7852 2 роки тому +33

      I m sure everything trump does by now has a "cash up front" clause ^^

    • @jasonarthurs3885
      @jasonarthurs3885 2 роки тому +22

      I'm certain the venue operators have asked for cash up front.

    • @marceasusanna7749
      @marceasusanna7749 2 роки тому +19

      He's probably not paying for it it's probably O'Reilly or fox or somebody

  • @vanessahunsaker3540
    @vanessahunsaker3540 2 роки тому +39

    If the government isn’t responsible for keeping its people safe then can we reallocate the military budget to education and social services??

    • @fg146
      @fg146 2 роки тому +3

      If the government were concerned about your safety, they wouldn't be allowing over a million illegals to flood over our border, largely without covid testing, in the last six months. They are literally using military transports to ship them to every state in the nation.

    • @violetsparkles5453
      @violetsparkles5453 2 роки тому +2

      No that's communism /s

    • @violetsparkles5453
      @violetsparkles5453 2 роки тому +4

      @@fg146 "illegals" chill she literally has a point. If half the US budget that went to Military went toward Universal healthcare, we'd have way less issues
      Something like that is common sense in places like Canada and Norway, like wtf is wrong with you?

    • @fg146
      @fg146 2 роки тому +1

      @@violetsparkles5453 throwing money at problems only makes politicians rich with little to no benefit to the people. We're in a place where the USA is barely holding communist China back so reducing military budgets seems dumb imo

    • @lbwalker4694
      @lbwalker4694 2 роки тому +5

      @@fg146 They aren't. Read a reliable newspaper. Just one.

  • @nellyrasberry
    @nellyrasberry 2 роки тому +6

    Despite a Saturday evening statement promising “big crowds,” the first date of ex-president Donald Trump and Bill O’Reilly’s joint speaking tour seemingly failed to draw any such thing.
    “Many seats remained empty in the cavernous arena

    • @joeltanen
      @joeltanen 2 роки тому +1

      were you at the BB&T?

    • @ckingdom68
      @ckingdom68 2 роки тому +1

      Mmmmmmm....they made 2 million dollars.....so much for the empty seats....: Big Mainstream Media is at it again. They can’t help but mislead and lie when it comes to President Trump.
      On Saturday President Trump and Bill O’Reilly held an event in Sunrise, Florida. The History tour was a great success. But you wouldn’t know it from the Mainstream ‘fake news’ media.
      this messaging again was distorted by the media. There was a huge crowd at the event as was reported on various Twitter users at the event.

    • @janejetson2978
      @janejetson2978 2 роки тому

      Must have been watching cnn.

  • @georgebarnes752
    @georgebarnes752 2 роки тому +88

    by his logic he doesnt know what the police, firefighter, road rule, regulatory bodies and soldier are for, if he says that the government is not suppose to protect you

    • @2011blueman
      @2011blueman 2 роки тому +5

      Brian Kilmeade is arguing that if you want to be a fucking moron and die, we shouldn't stop you. For the betterment of the human race no community should have a mask mandate at this point. We should want the stupid people to die off. I really don't disagree with him.

    • @freda2758
      @freda2758 2 роки тому +3

      The stupidity is strong in that one.

    • @jonasp6043
      @jonasp6043 2 роки тому +2

      Let's be honest, Brian Kilmeade is as useful as a chocolate teapot.

    • @dogo5255
      @dogo5255 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/5mmk2p0npPw/v-deo.html

    • @alexlollar3293
      @alexlollar3293 2 роки тому +3

      @@2011blueman I 100% agree if it weren't for people who can't get vaccinated and for the few who will get it regardless of vaccinations :(

  • @davedee6745
    @davedee6745 2 роки тому +80

    Mike Lindell should do a tour with Bill O'Reilly. Call it the "Pillow and Bill O" tour

    • @NbdydzitlkeSaraLee
      @NbdydzitlkeSaraLee 2 роки тому +4

      Oh, well done, sir 👏🏾

    • @jimmysprinkles92
      @jimmysprinkles92 2 роки тому

      @MAGAtards are fake patriots not a single nap will be had on those sorry excuses for pillows

    • @jimmysprinkles92
      @jimmysprinkles92 2 роки тому +1

      @MAGAtards are fake patriots grifters gonna grift

  • @bizlabresources9399
    @bizlabresources9399 2 роки тому +29

    These guys must have never reported FORCED EVACUATIONS during wildfires! Makes me wonder what universe they've been on!

    • @TheMINDL3SSGamers
      @TheMINDL3SSGamers 2 роки тому

      No the government can’t force you to leave. And many people
      Often don’t during major storms. Fires are just different.

  • @Jerepasaurus
    @Jerepasaurus 2 місяці тому

    Thanks, Seth. It's been 30+ years since I've seen it, and yet "You old poop!" just came to mind.

  • @kristienorsedragonwebber1328
    @kristienorsedragonwebber1328 2 роки тому +9

    Seth’s Lindsay Graham impressions are my favorite. I don’t think I’ve ever heard one that wasn’t funny enough to make me giggle. I also like the NYC apartment bagel guy.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +392

    When Bill's best hope for legitimacy is hitching his wagon to Donnie.. you know he's beyond desperation.

    • @tjdowns3743
      @tjdowns3743 2 роки тому +13

      and hope...

    • @kevindwelle1625
      @kevindwelle1625 2 роки тому +5

      Great show Seth I seriously needed a good laugh today...

    • @problem2198
      @problem2198 2 роки тому

      Actually, you know nothing. Bill is a better person than you'll ever be. Just sit down and shut it!!!

    • @themetricsystem7967
      @themetricsystem7967 2 роки тому +2

      are we sure that old rag isn´t an old hollywood horror prop?

    • @c.a.t.732
      @c.a.t.732 2 роки тому

      I guess O'Reilly's usual co-star Dennis Miller is busy?

  • @LeemeSeeYaJAZZhands
    @LeemeSeeYaJAZZhands 2 роки тому +8

    The John Franco shoutout from the smoking cockroach was fire

  • @vanlepthien6768
    @vanlepthien6768 2 роки тому +70

    "It's not the government's job to protect people!"
    Didn't know Fox News was leading the charge on defunding the police.

    • @countravid3768
      @countravid3768 2 роки тому +2

      The comment was more directed at the individuals' responsibility to their own health and body, should that right be fortified to the state, and how much autonomy should you have? What if the government took an active interest in your diet, how would you feel about them telling you what to and not to eat. And if you don't follow the choice they made for you, you are rewarded with a fine or get detained, how would you feel about that?

    • @SuperNicki92
      @SuperNicki92 2 роки тому +5

      @@countravid3768 whoa. That was a lot. No one is coming for your burger sir

    • @countravid3768
      @countravid3768 2 роки тому +2

      @@SuperNicki92 no but I found pickles tomatoes and mayonnaise on my burger even though I specifically asked not to have them (very politely).
      And I don’t want to go back and tell them that this wasn’t what I wanted because I’m afraid I will come off as mean.

    • @craigbrush6130
      @craigbrush6130 2 роки тому +1

      @@countravid3768 The comment was directed towards seat belts. Warning labels on bleach not to drink it. Venereal Disease reporting. Abortions. It's a bit of a mixed message when the "Pro-Life" party says they aren't going to tell people what to do with THEIR bodies even if it affects another's body.

    • @excruciatinglycorrect100
      @excruciatinglycorrect100 2 роки тому

      It's the governments job to redistribute wealth, you know, tax the poor and middle class, so the well-off are more comfortable.

  • @SilentJay8
    @SilentJay8 2 роки тому +144

    I’m overjoyed that Seth’s Lyndsay Graham impression is back, but heartbroken to not get any kind of update on Me-Maw and Pe-Paw.

    • @jimwind7589
      @jimwind7589 2 роки тому

      Yes I love it when he makes fun of her.

    • @patlafever2049
      @patlafever2049 2 роки тому

      I know, I miss him doing the “Me-Maw”. So funny!

  • @rogerjamespaul5528
    @rogerjamespaul5528 2 роки тому +253

    “Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'”
    ― Isaac Asimov

    • @helenbirdart
      @helenbirdart 2 роки тому +13

      Great quote

    • @joaniekelstrup2550
      @joaniekelstrup2550 2 роки тому +1

      #liberals

    • @neatznotso7424
      @neatznotso7424 2 роки тому +5

      Ouch. You can add Australia to places that quote is applicable to.... unfortunately, sadly and dismally :(

    • @marianotorrespico2975
      @marianotorrespico2975 2 роки тому +2

      @AMT --- LET US PRETEND ALONG WITH YOUR FALSE IGNORANCE | Well, Asimov meant that telling lies and telling facts is not intellectually, ethically, or morally equivalent, i.e. The Treason of 6 January 2021 was not a false-flag operation of The Communists.

    • @markelsuperbueno8126
      @markelsuperbueno8126 2 роки тому

      Wow. That was a deep cut. Good on you Roger. That's just speaking truth

  • @Degan1000
    @Degan1000 2 роки тому +10

    The English translation for that "On Golden Pond" poster in German is "On the shimmering stillwater that consists of memories."

    • @erichodge567
      @erichodge567 2 роки тому +1

      That actually gained something in translation.

    • @doloresreynolds8145
      @doloresreynolds8145 2 роки тому

      Thank you, and you actually know how to spell, too!

    • @johncatty6560
      @johncatty6560 2 роки тому

      The fun part of Seth's translation is that the article "der" is the wrong one. The correct one is "das" ;)
      Btw: the actual German title of the movie is "Am goldenen See".

  • @uthmanbaksh3530
    @uthmanbaksh3530 2 роки тому +9

    Need I remind Brian over there that one of the reasons we declared independence from the British Crown was because they failed to protect us.

  • @gerardjayetileke4373
    @gerardjayetileke4373 2 роки тому +138

    Didn't think it was possible that Lindsey could go even further up Trump's "digestive tract".

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 2 роки тому +14

      Few inches more and we'll see him waving from T***'s cat sphincter like mouth

    • @powderedtoastfacekillah734
      @powderedtoastfacekillah734 2 роки тому +10

      Flimsy Graham is gonna bust outta Trump’s stomach like in Aliens

    • @thezfunk
      @thezfunk 2 роки тому +4

      Too bad his MeMa didn't make an appearance. She always gives Linsey a hard time.

    • @pimphandduke8447
      @pimphandduke8447 2 роки тому +6

      If Lindsey Graham gets any farther up trump's ass he can fulfill his life's dream of being a tapeworm

    • @daisyhoward5472
      @daisyhoward5472 2 роки тому

      He's looking for voters.

  • @davedee6745
    @davedee6745 2 роки тому +184

    "It's not the government's job to protect people..."
    Have you read the preamble to the Constitution? *promote the general Welfare* means The concern of the government for the health, peace, morality, and safety of its citizens. Providing for the welfare of the general public is a basic goal of government

    • @JCSolis_Lit
      @JCSolis_Lit 2 роки тому +18

      And yet these a-holes claim to stand up for the constitution and know it by heart. smh

    • @gentrykoda
      @gentrykoda 2 роки тому +9

      That part of the Constitution does not apply to the GQP

    • @paulelford1568
      @paulelford1568 2 роки тому +13

      @@JCSolis_Lit they only want to apply parts of the Constitution eg. 2nd Amendment but not the 1st, forget the orderly transfer of power. The GOP should issue their version, a redacted version.

    • @lorrie2878
      @lorrie2878 2 роки тому +9

      Remember TB? Polio?

    • @sharkulashairstylist5505
      @sharkulashairstylist5505 2 роки тому +3

      In my school district there's a U.S. constitution test to graduate high school, very ignorant of fox to play dumb with basic knowledge....

  • @kcguy8864
    @kcguy8864 2 роки тому +27

    "Auf dem schimmernden stillgewässer das aus erinnerungen besteht"
    "On the shimmering still water that consists of memories"

    • @guywithdacap4713
      @guywithdacap4713 2 роки тому +2

      Meh. Das kannst du vergessen. Amerikaner sprechen kein Ausländisch u sind nicht an ausländischer Philosophie interessiert. Das einzige wodurch wir eine Reaktion hier provozieren können, wär, wenn wir den Kommentarbereich übernehmen würden! ;D

    • @countravid3768
      @countravid3768 2 роки тому

      Hello my fellow germans

    • @kcguy8864
      @kcguy8864 2 роки тому

      @@guywithdacap4713 Ich verstehe nicht. Glaubst du, ich bin Amerikaner?

    • @kcguy8864
      @kcguy8864 2 роки тому

      @@countravid3768 you are not german correct?

    • @blitzroehre1807
      @blitzroehre1807 2 роки тому

      @@guywithdacap4713 Hehe, genau :-)

  • @chrxnxmn7624
    @chrxnxmn7624 2 роки тому +8

    You're killing it Seth, thank you

  • @Droemar
    @Droemar 2 роки тому +223

    "It's not the government's job to protect people."
    The GOP in one sentence.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 2 роки тому +18

      Until it's about building a wall or putting people into prison for minor crimes or abortion...

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 2 роки тому +15

      Brian Kilmeade: "It's not the government's job to protect people!"
      Spinning newspaper headline: "Brian Kilmeade calls for defunding police!"

    • @LeonBosset
      @LeonBosset 2 роки тому +13

      * Unless they're wealthy.

    • @mjc42701
      @mjc42701 2 роки тому +4

      @@LeonBosset Best reply....👍🏼

    • @xpsxps1339
      @xpsxps1339 2 роки тому +7

      Yes, because if it was, the government should protect us from Fox and similar types of "the quality outlets...

  • @mrtrailesafety
    @mrtrailesafety 2 роки тому +1063

    Cliff divers don’t typically kill 50 others on the way down

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 2 роки тому +32

      This.

    • @beth4928
      @beth4928 2 роки тому +61

      And the worst they do is talk your ear off about the experience, maybe show you some snapshots, instead of killing grandma. Usually, anyhow.

    • @macswanton9622
      @macswanton9622 2 роки тому +6

      He doesn't hit them all out of the park, tbh, but he'd be the first to admit it

    • @problem2198
      @problem2198 2 роки тому +5

      Actually they usually do. It's been statistically proven through multiple studies. Just stop.

    • @huemanbean8499
      @huemanbean8499 2 роки тому +21

      Not "typically"..but that bus full of elderly ladies had it coming, I was at that cliff first

  • @aarondavis5585
    @aarondavis5585 2 роки тому +39

    If it's not the government's job to protect its citizens, why do we have a military?

    • @knifeyonline
      @knifeyonline 2 роки тому +3

      He clearly meant protect people from their own bad choices. You know, like how we don't make cocaine and heroine illegal. If people want to make the wrong choice, who is the government to intervene?! I'm sure the guy is also pro legalisation of all controlled substances and not a complete hypocrite.

    • @rewardilicious
      @rewardilicious 2 роки тому +1

      @@knifeyonline thank you for actually presenting a valid criticism instead of going to the dumbest "yA bUt tHeN WhAT AbOuT thE MiLitArY"

    • @knifeyonline
      @knifeyonline 2 роки тому +3

      @@rewardilicious not hard to argue against the right wing, "lower taxes, less government!" except... "twitter shouldn't be allowed to act like a private business we need more government!".... "My body my choice, *when it comes to wearing a mask only"... lol, the right wing has no core ideology, they just flop around to whatever the last dumb fox news celebrity decided to rant about. So yeah... no need to make a strawman argument out of something an idiot says, just actually deconstruct what they really think and it will still be non-sensical enough for a laugh.

    • @kevinwest3274
      @kevinwest3274 2 роки тому +1

      @@knifeyonline
      But their "bad choices" are making hard of the rest of us. It is only a matter of time before covid changes to beat the vaccine due to the unvaccined. The what?

    • @Rhaspun
      @Rhaspun 2 роки тому

      Much less where's the need for local health departments or the FDA. We can place complete trust in what businesses sell to us. Let the market sort it all for us.

  • @AfterbrunchDelight
    @AfterbrunchDelight 2 роки тому +14

    "woosh, beep beep, zing" ok that made me laugh 😂 Seth's trump impersonation is getting so real now that he's got a tan and the voice going, it's almost eerie 😂

    • @dsoutherland1747
      @dsoutherland1747 2 роки тому +2

      All Seth needs to do now is dye his hair blonde and create a humongous comb-over.😆

  • @bortiz11
    @bortiz11 2 роки тому +48

    Wait wait.... if the government has no rights in protecting people, let's roll back seat belts, certain building codes, mortgage protections, minimum drinking age, etc etc etc. Wow, that was a stupid comment!

    • @wallacewallaby5782
      @wallacewallaby5782 2 роки тому +2

      He's easily the stupidest of the 3, and that's really saying something.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 2 роки тому +1

      Don't give them ideas...

    • @billmurray7473
      @billmurray7473 2 роки тому +2

      Fox News is a disgrace to white people
      everywhere.

    • @susandelatorre6716
      @susandelatorre6716 2 роки тому +2

      Of course it is. It comes from the mouth of a REPUBLICAN PROPAGANDA MOUTHPIECE

    • @oliviaturner7388
      @oliviaturner7388 2 роки тому

      That’s exactly what Fox and the GOP want.

  • @mukelorata2100
    @mukelorata2100 2 роки тому +42

    Brian Kilmeade: It’s not govt job to protect people.
    Ok, Brian don’t call the cops to protect you if someone is beating the crap out of you.

    • @susandelatorre6716
      @susandelatorre6716 2 роки тому

      It the fire dept when your house catches on fire or have a heart attack etc etc etc

    • @Cheeseatingjunglista
      @Cheeseatingjunglista 2 роки тому

      I cant help but hear his name as Brian Kill Me, its as if he really knows what he is and, spineless to the last, is seeking others to do the right thing by the nation

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original 2 роки тому

      my first thought was:
      then end seatbelt and helmet laws NOW.
      lazy fok. he probably meant to say "it's not the government's job to protect people FROM THEMSELVES." which is about the stupidest thing you can say in reference to a CONTAGIOUS disease, where the whole problem is dumbazzes endangering OTHER PEOPLE. i guess he never figured out why his mommy taught him to cover his mouth when he sneezed either.

  • @danacollins2625
    @danacollins2625 2 роки тому +3

    Correct me if my counting is off, but based on that seating chart, it appears as though Drumpf and O'Reilly have sold a total of 116 seats.

  • @wade7959
    @wade7959 2 роки тому +4

    First, the Lindsey Graham impression was perfect. Second, repubs feeling the need to praise Trump to a nauseating extent probably won't end soon. It's disgusting.

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck 2 роки тому +819

    “Lindsey’s the guy who double-crosses everyone to save his own skin.”
    - President Obama - Memoir 2020

  • @Curios_Cat
    @Curios_Cat 2 роки тому +1401

    Honestly, I'm still astounded how absurd these "Fox & Friends" are.

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 2 роки тому +99

      Every time someone mentions them I think „why are they named like a kids‘ show about anthropomorphic woodland creatures who go to preschool“

    • @sailinbob11
      @sailinbob11 2 роки тому +70

      Not me. They all look like side kicks for some crazy televangelist. 🤪

    • @tubruton
      @tubruton 2 роки тому +89

      Steve Doocy being the voice of reason is the first sign of the apocalypse.

    • @ABCDEF-bo3dl
      @ABCDEF-bo3dl 2 роки тому +34

      That’s why they’re called Fucks & Friend…

    • @ripadipaflipa4672
      @ripadipaflipa4672 2 роки тому +15

      True dat! The hypocrisy is difficult to wade through.

  • @bubbercakes528
    @bubbercakes528 2 роки тому +18

    The most important job of our government is to protect the public. That’s why we have a military, DUH!

    • @ModernDayRenaissanceMan
      @ModernDayRenaissanceMan 2 роки тому +1

      The Constitution only states the govt is to protect the people from FORIEGN powers. DUH!!! Also to handle inter-state currency/trade. That joke was exactly that - a joke. Stop taking it literally lmao.

    • @MrBennieagray
      @MrBennieagray 2 роки тому +2

      @UC2I2Ss6n7ZBZ_Yy30vOfKXw according to republicans it's a Chinese virus it's a foreign virus AKA a foreign power. DUH

    • @Thevinyldead
      @Thevinyldead 2 роки тому +1

      And police, and fire department

    • @richardpierpoint3006
      @richardpierpoint3006 2 роки тому +1

      @@ModernDayRenaissanceMan Jog-on, arsehole - blagodaryu vas, KKKaaren...

    • @citogal
      @citogal 2 роки тому

      @@ModernDayRenaissanceMan doesn't it say "foreign and domestic?"

  • @lisawilliams2013
    @lisawilliams2013 2 роки тому

    Seth’s Trump and Graham imitations? Perfection. 😄

  • @Giondi
    @Giondi 2 роки тому +153

    "It's not the government's job to protect anyone."
    Cool, then why are you fighting against defunding the police and lowering our military spending?

    • @judithbradford9130
      @judithbradford9130 2 роки тому +6

      Because to him the government's job is to protect large piles of money and the people associated with same. You can have as much health, life, and protection as you can BUY, and government is obliged to protect your money and prevent anyone from getting life, safety, and self-determination any other way.

    • @srkh8966
      @srkh8966 2 роки тому +6

      Well, Republicans didn’t vote for funding the police either

    • @spiceyhotpot
      @spiceyhotpot 2 роки тому +6

      Wait wait wait, don't inject logic into this - they run scared from that

    • @srkh8966
      @srkh8966 2 роки тому

      @Collin Smith Just like people who somehow think Trump will be reinstated don’t represent all conservatives

    • @ShinyTillDawn
      @ShinyTillDawn 2 роки тому

      I'm pretty sure they're kind of hypocritical.

  • @cnj67
    @cnj67 2 роки тому +36

    Gosh, Seth is getting funnier every day! There's something about only having the crew there that is so good for him.

    • @johnfoo899
      @johnfoo899 2 роки тому +2

      I stopped watching Stephen Colbert now that they have a live audience again, it's just more intense without it

    • @doeeyes2
      @doeeyes2 2 роки тому +2

      Maybe less pressure.. .whatever it is i love it. But I actually only started watching during Covid when he was in the attic and havent missed an episode since.

  • @Sc2Shaw
    @Sc2Shaw 2 роки тому +2

    This man's Lindsay Graham impression is on point!! Hilarious 🤣

  • @palestblue
    @palestblue 2 роки тому +50

    I so don't miss the time when we had to see Trump's face every day, ugh

    • @christinemusselman5499
      @christinemusselman5499 2 роки тому +1

      IKR!? Why is the media giving him air time now? They are being irresponsible.

    • @russellwagner6924
      @russellwagner6924 2 роки тому +2

      Yet 7 mos. later he’s all you can whine about your so fucked up you NEED SOMEONE LIKE HIM

    • @countravid3768
      @countravid3768 2 роки тому

      @Darryl Great argument I don't know how he could ever recover from that, he would have to match you in 10000IQ to have a chance of beating that "argument"

    • @countravid3768
      @countravid3768 2 роки тому +2

      @Jigsaw joker Merriam Creepy Joe that makes strange comments, and movements around children, Joe that went back on every single campaign promise, Bejing Joe that was selling state secrets to the Chinese and has a great relationship with the president of China who is currently engaging in genocide.
      2 years back Trump putting kids in cages, America is turning into Nazi Germany
      Biden administration Kids in cages is a good thing and here's why

    • @MrRwk314
      @MrRwk314 2 роки тому +1

      But you all still think about him everyday obviously.

  • @aspacelex
    @aspacelex 2 роки тому +883

    "It's not the government's job to protect people."
    "I agree, abolish the police."
    "No not like that."

    • @stephenguess
      @stephenguess 2 роки тому +52

      Take away the fire department too, we don't need them either!

    • @upcoming3341
      @upcoming3341 2 роки тому +25

      Boom! Mic drop.

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 2 роки тому +21

      Kilmeade: “Yes, give them MORE money for riot and military equipment and tear gas and concussion so they can crack down on peaceful protestors.”

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music 2 роки тому +13

      @@tommyt1971 1:16 The face Kilmeade makes after Doocy pushed back, "Oops, i messed that up."

    • @meoff7602
      @meoff7602 2 роки тому +14

      Who needs OSHA and FDA.

  • @adamgreiner390
    @adamgreiner390 2 роки тому +87

    “The civil war was sooo random” perfect line, perfect delivery!

  • @Q269
    @Q269 2 роки тому +2

    11:20 I appreciate that you call out a 19 second handshake. Then spend 19 seconds on the bit that follows.

  • @throwingbacktheapple
    @throwingbacktheapple 2 роки тому +153

    "It's not the government's job to protect you" lol so defund the police Brian?

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 2 роки тому +6

      Finally, bipartisan agreement

    • @daveerwin115
      @daveerwin115 2 роки тому +11

      And the Military perhaps?

    • @adamaus8770
      @adamaus8770 2 роки тому +2

      @@daveerwin115 Just by 99%, trust me, they'll still have enough

    • @rapunzeleh546
      @rapunzeleh546 2 роки тому +8

      why not take away the food and drug administration, any kind of environmental laws, let everyone do whatever the hell they want. speed limits, seatbelts, minimum age for movies, drinking and voting. if your neighbour needs something you have, why make a law that says they can't break in and take it... everyone gets a guns and we all just start shooting each other. take away all the 'socialist' benefits like healthcare and unemployment, food stamps etc. these people are always screaming 'slippery slope', but only about stuff like guns. why make kids to go school - America is not even close to the top of countries in the world academically anyways - complaining about China doesn't change the fact that they are on track to be the dominant power and the US imports about 3 times as much FROM China as they export TO, so if the government 'protected' you from foreign imports, the stores would be empty, and your tv would cost 30,000, made in the good ol' US o A.. not in favor of communism, but you have to admit, when the chinese government says wear a mask, you wear a $%^&*I mask because it's for the good of the PUBLIC, not just you! no whining, no politics. they say get a vaccine, you get a vaccine. same reason. they say you serve in the armed forced you do it. no snivelling about 'my rights', because your rights don't mean squat if the country turns into a pile of crap.

    • @generussian2693
      @generussian2693 2 роки тому +1

      Qaa1

  • @timothyw5629
    @timothyw5629 2 роки тому +141

    “It’s not the job of the government to protect…..”?! Police and Firefighters not paid by government?

    • @workingmamma5342
      @workingmamma5342 2 роки тому +17

      Let's put the question in a different way: what do the Rs think the governement is supposed to do? We'll wait a long time for an answer.

    • @manofthehour6856
      @manofthehour6856 2 роки тому +12

      LOL, I wonder if Brian Kilmeade wants to defund the police???!!!!!! Hahaha!

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic 2 роки тому +2

      no, tax payers

    • @dogo5255
      @dogo5255 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/5mmk2p0npPw/v-deo.html

    • @nickcompton5981
      @nickcompton5981 2 роки тому +5

      @@morbidmanmusic yes but the government collects are taxes to then pay the police along with many others. So yes your both right..

  • @JCSolis_Lit
    @JCSolis_Lit 2 роки тому +19

    I'll say it again, I f*cking love the cigarette smoking cockroach bit. 🤣

    • @THERobertL2000
      @THERobertL2000 2 роки тому +2

      Me too! John Franco? He hasn't pitched in 16 years! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @britturk123
    @britturk123 2 роки тому +111

    Killmead proving beyond doubt that Fox presenters will literally say anything they believe their viewers want to hear.

    • @junkman4126
      @junkman4126 2 роки тому +3

      That is applied across all media platforms and that is why you choose the source you do for your news. HELLO!

    • @kenwilkerson7909
      @kenwilkerson7909 2 роки тому +3

      Just like CNN and MSNBC

    • @kittybrowneye3163
      @kittybrowneye3163 2 роки тому +3

      Liberal outlets do that times 10000 at least fox usually has a modicum of fact behind it liberal media is just pure propaganda. All of the news outlets on both sides are doing their jobs keeping the people fighting about nonsense while the elites rip us off and the government circumvents our rights. Trump broke their game and immediately became a racist but the country did well better than we are likely to see again.dr. Jonathon Gruber never underestimate the stupidity of American voters. Trumps a fascist let's vote in the most fascist administration in us history that'll fix it

    • @dentonfender6492
      @dentonfender6492 2 роки тому +1

      @@junkman4126 Equally all a bunch of propagandists in the so-called Free Press. Reason: FCC ended the Fairness Doctrine back in the early 90's. News was re-categorized as entertainment where the information conveyed as news now could legally be a lie. The Fairness Doctrine made it law to be honest, fair, and balanced in news reporting. In two recent court case lawsuits by private parties, one against Rachel Maddow (MSNBC) for lying, and another against Tucker Carlson (Fox News) for lying on TV. MSNBC's lawyers told the court that her public don't expect her to tell the truth, so the Judge dismissed the suit. Then later Fox's lawyers used the same argument, and the case against Fox was dismissed. Both networks admitted in a court of law that their so-called news anchors were liars, and propagandists. The problem is that most people don't expect that these news people are lying, and cling to every word as gospel truth.

    • @junkman4126
      @junkman4126 2 роки тому

      @@dentonfender6492 Wow, I did not know and I really enjoy that, except, of course, I will have to research most of it before I accept it as 100% factual. Regardless, very enjoyable knowledge you have shared and I believe you. Thank you and looking forward to validating your posting for my personnel archive for later reference.
      Stay well.

  • @jazyjas3937
    @jazyjas3937 2 роки тому +2

    German here. It's crazy difficult to view your employees as an employer in Germany. Lotta labour law protecting they employee. They can sue for lots of reasons if they don't like that they been fired.

    • @citogal
      @citogal 2 роки тому

      Yeah, I worked for the American arm of a German company, in Germany workers are protected from overwork, so they'd just send work to the US and make us work around the clock, and take all the kudos, then get rid of US employees (or other unprotected workers in other countries) and pat themselves on the back that they are "fiscally responsible."

  • @karengummer6657
    @karengummer6657 2 роки тому +174

    I'm with you Seth. I'm terrified of cliff diving. I would never leave the house if it were contagious either

    • @davenorth8922
      @davenorth8922 2 роки тому +7

      I used to be afraid of heights. I still am but I used to, too. I went cliff diving off an 80 feet cliff to cure me of my fear. Now that I have done it I'm even more afraid. It's terrifying!

    • @jeremybartlett1706
      @jeremybartlett1706 2 роки тому +3

      I think we may see this in corrections, you don’t wear a wing suit to cliff dive...

    • @brianjackson598
      @brianjackson598 2 роки тому +2

      @@jeremybartlett1706 Because that would make it base jumping? To be fair [waits for letterkenny refs], in lay speak, you start the thing by "diving off a cliff" (Technically cliff diving is into water)

    • @dogo5255
      @dogo5255 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/5mmk2p0npPw/v-deo.html

    • @jeremybartlett1706
      @jeremybartlett1706 2 роки тому +3

      @@brianjackson598 To be faaaiiiirrrrrr
      Yeah Bridge, Antenna, Structure and Earth, as you may already know, is BASE jumping, but of course you can wing-suit out of a plane; but certainly cliff-diving is cliff DIVING, I mean, sure you land feet first in most cases and the RedBull competitions they dive off platforms built on the cliffs, but certainly no one wears a wing suit to cliff-dive. I hope we see this in-Corrections coz the graphic was in-correct to the monologue.

  • @philj3167
    @philj3167 2 роки тому +330

    Donald made US a joke.
    Joe is having to spend most of his term undoing the damage

    • @DPowered2
      @DPowered2 2 роки тому +12

      We have been a joke and Joe is too busy trying to get back to normal and letting republicans have too much control when they don't have enough to get in the way

    • @Vanderearden
      @Vanderearden 2 роки тому +9

      Phil J: Trump is already considered the least effective president, legislation wise, in American history.
      Just how long would it take Biden to correct Trump's inaction?
      Biden overturned almost half of Trump's executive orders his 3rd day in office. The other half, he left in place because he agreed with them. Like the additional crippling sanctions and embargoes that Trump slapped on Cuba, Venezuela, Iran, Syria, Russia and China.
      Biden is obstructing himself from doing anything to help the American people. He's backtracked on virtually every campaign trail promise.
      Trump and the republicans are horrid, but Biden and the democrats are just the same. The inability to recognize this obvious fact, is what allows both parties to continue to rape and pillage America citizens, the nation and the world.

    • @taylorsloth9833
      @taylorsloth9833 2 роки тому +16

      as an international viewer of late night american television I have to ask...wasn't the US a joke before Trump too?

    • @tubeyhamster
      @tubeyhamster 2 роки тому +12

      That's been the pattern of Republican administrations followed by Democrats for at least the last 50 years.

    • @Vanderearden
      @Vanderearden 2 роки тому +9

      @@taylorsloth9833: While you're absolutely correct, only half of America will agree with you at any given time. It depends if their team is in the Whitehouse or not.

  • @thepolitecanadian117
    @thepolitecanadian117 2 роки тому +1

    The shower metaphor is spot on. Everyday it was either the shower door or the excitement of the Top Gun roller-coaster. And I'm Canadian.

  • @williamwilhite9193
    @williamwilhite9193 2 роки тому

    Seth Meyers you are great.

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro 2 роки тому +42

    Not gonna lie... I missed Seth screaming at Meemaw at the end of his "Lindsey" moment...

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 роки тому +337

    Seeing trump and o’reilly struggle makes me laugh lol

    • @avisrobinson452
      @avisrobinson452 2 роки тому +12

      Same. lol

    • @caru3257
      @caru3257 2 роки тому +29

      Watching T**** struggling down a ramp was priceless.

    • @DPowered2
      @DPowered2 2 роки тому +26

      wish their struggles end with them behind bars

    • @damienkearns3654
      @damienkearns3654 2 роки тому

      That's because you're a d√mb d√mb 🤣

    • @riverplate33camp
      @riverplate33camp 2 роки тому +15

      Or seeing him have toilet paper stuck to his shoe 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joeltanen
    @joeltanen 2 роки тому +1

    I was at the tour yesterday and the arena was pretty full.

  • @snoski
    @snoski 2 роки тому +1

    OMG that Lindsey Graham impression is amazing! I think if I only heard audio, I would think it was actually him!

  • @budsnvines
    @budsnvines 2 роки тому +13

    Oh oh oh O'Reilly..... & the orange!

  • @ayutac4056
    @ayutac4056 2 роки тому +10

    Hello, a German viewer here. Seth speaking German is hilarious.

    • @MichaelHarris2050
      @MichaelHarris2050 2 роки тому +2

      Maybe you can help me with this: Wouldn't the title be, "Auf dem schimmernden Stillgewässer das aus Erinnerungen besteht" instead of "der aus Erinnerungen besteht"? Stillgewässer is neutral, not masculine, right?

    • @carolinah4348
      @carolinah4348 2 роки тому +2

      @@MichaelHarris2050 you are right! I didn't notice but you are absolutely correct Sir !

  • @johnmckenna6203
    @johnmckenna6203 2 роки тому +3

    IT's been so long I forgot how funny this guy is LOOL

    • @joseph-zoramcbride4029
      @joseph-zoramcbride4029 2 роки тому

      I think he's the best out there. This show is network late night's saving grace. The other shows tend to be sycophantic or just distractions. This one is honest and funny and doesn't condescend to its audience. And it's starting to be a launching pad for other amazing content - check out the amber Ruffin Show!

    • @danield679
      @danield679 2 роки тому

      @@joseph-zoramcbride4029 Lol 😂 I thought you were being serious for a sec. Got me!

  • @aresorum
    @aresorum 2 роки тому +2

    7:32 - 8:20
    Loved the Alien reference! 🤣

  • @tonyarichards5430
    @tonyarichards5430 2 роки тому +505

    ‘The History Tour’ is an almost perfect title.
    Because both of them are history.
    I’m calling it The Loserpalooza Tour.

    • @janiecovey787
      @janiecovey787 2 роки тому +14

      Love it.

    • @manofthehour6856
      @manofthehour6856 2 роки тому +14

      AHA!!! EXCELLENT!!! They need to "sex it up" a little (figuratively speaking, boys!!!!) with a cool title. Maybe let audience members throw tomatoes and rotten eggs at them rather than have a question and answer session. Make it the big freak show it already is. I mean "History Tour"? Come on. I'd get a more accurate history lesson from Mel Brooks' "History of the World: Part I" or Monty Python's "The Life of Brian".

    • @norafox4789
      @norafox4789 2 роки тому +8

      Good one..

    • @stevemack7110
      @stevemack7110 2 роки тому +8

      Followed by the Lollapaloser tour.

    • @MsRollingstone11
      @MsRollingstone11 2 роки тому +21

      @@stevemack7110 Loserpoorloser tour

  • @specialistgreen
    @specialistgreen 2 роки тому +15

    Wally's acting has gotten so much better over the months. 😂

  • @jeanelegarrett3273
    @jeanelegarrett3273 2 роки тому

    We learned about all that as kids ! Some at at school and a lot at home ! My father did enlist in the marines when World War Two started for America so it was important for us to learn the injustice that took place in this world and this country and our own state !

  • @AmandaOliveira-tl8oz
    @AmandaOliveira-tl8oz 2 роки тому +1

    My husband said your Brazilian accent needs work🤣

  • @elnuffio
    @elnuffio 2 роки тому +8

    "Auf dem Schimmernden Stillgewässer der aus Erinnerungen besteht" (On the Shimmering Still Waters that Consist of Memories)
    How beautiful is that?

  • @Orestes728
    @Orestes728 2 роки тому +34

    For the jackals, the German - according to google - translates to: "The shimmering still water that consists of memories." According to IMDB, the German title was "Am goldenen See"

  • @ThanhLe-qo8cn
    @ThanhLe-qo8cn 2 роки тому +1

    The place were packed!

  • @Scottyhutch1
    @Scottyhutch1 2 роки тому +9

    As a Kiwi living in Aussie I think America's reality is better/ crazier/ stupider watching than your TV shows.

  • @sinahaase9923
    @sinahaase9923 2 роки тому +7

    Yes! It’s Monday! My treat after watching my kids trying to have summer fun (although I get exhausted lol), cooking and cleaning b4 dinner, then making dinner is this: chill on my porch with my drink in my hand and watch A Closer Look on UA-cam :)

  • @CaptChrispy
    @CaptChrispy 2 роки тому +106

    "I thought you said people were going en masse to a Trump rally."
    "Oh. UNMASKED, I see. Never mind."

  • @kennethnash598
    @kennethnash598 2 роки тому +9

    Idea to get more sells in tickets: "Trump and Bill Reilly Comedy Tour".

  • @AlexRodriguez-xr9cu
    @AlexRodriguez-xr9cu 2 роки тому +1

    Over 19,000 tickets were sold at American Airline arena in Texas

  • @eardescentmarvelo7566
    @eardescentmarvelo7566 2 роки тому +52

    “It’s not the government’s job to protect people.”
    ……so………. Defund the police?

    • @RM-ed1if
      @RM-ed1if 2 роки тому +8

      The irony flies right over their heads...

    • @nenaaa1444
      @nenaaa1444 2 роки тому +2

      😆 😂😂😂hahaha

    • @ShinyTillDawn
      @ShinyTillDawn 2 роки тому

      They're all hypocrites.

    • @kittys.2870
      @kittys.2870 2 роки тому +3

      DEFUND is really the wrong word. REALLOCATE part of their training funds into de-scalation and mental health training.

    • @ShinyTillDawn
      @ShinyTillDawn 2 роки тому +1

      Correct.

  • @bmeclipse
    @bmeclipse 2 роки тому +55

    Lindsey: The president made me sleep on the floor and to be honest, Jeanine, he was so right. It was the best sleep I ever had. And the dog food he forced me to eat out of a dirty bowl was far better than anything I ever had at Fiola Mare in DC.

    • @carsonm7292
      @carsonm7292 2 роки тому +5

      Truly quoth from the man's mouth. It's pathetic.

    • @d.freedom2739
      @d.freedom2739 2 роки тому +8

      😂😂 it doesn't even sound far fetched

    • @--Skip--
      @--Skip-- 2 роки тому +1

      Lindsay Graham is nothing more than Trump's lapdog. Really. Graham is even using the orange goo like his mentor, Trump.

    • @Cheeseatingjunglista
      @Cheeseatingjunglista 2 роки тому +2

      Its deeply disturbing to see anyone crawl so low so his Master can crap in him better, but when you know its Graham you're not surprised

  • @cyn-1776
    @cyn-1776 2 роки тому +1

    Never has problems selling tickets. But keep going 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rski1036
    @rski1036 2 роки тому +2

    Fast Forward 12/11/21 25,000. seat Sunrise Arena sold out. Massive lines of people still in line to get in. Lets Go Brandon !!!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +19

    Missed opportunity to play the 'Bing bing bong bing' clip during that Police Academy bit.

  • @whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice
    @whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice 2 роки тому +77

    You can tell the exact moment the translation of what Trump was saying came through Merkel’s headset

    • @fritzhaselnuss7852
      @fritzhaselnuss7852 2 роки тому +18

      and she handled it like a champ ^^

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k 2 роки тому +2

      @@fritzhaselnuss7852 And she represents the German equivalent of the classical Republican Party, of say, Reagan.

    • @jrs3739
      @jrs3739 2 роки тому +1

      @@Markle2k Indeed.

    • @adamaus8770
      @adamaus8770 2 роки тому

      @@Markle2k so it will be her financial ideas that are destroying us in 30-40 years... Awesome! Can't wait lol

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k 2 роки тому

      @@adamaus8770 Well, perhaps I should have said Bush 41? Because we know what he thought of Trump. However, I am pretty sure that a pre-dementia Reagan would not look kindly upon those of the past 20 years that attempt to deify him.

  • @tomislavandrasec5116
    @tomislavandrasec5116 2 роки тому +1

    Your sense tells you correct, Seth!

  • @kohashiguchi9671
    @kohashiguchi9671 2 роки тому +5

    On a national television news channel, with the date July 17, 2021, asking Graham about Trump, the question asked is:
    "What's going on with *THE PRESIDENT* these days?"

  • @darter9000
    @darter9000 2 роки тому +216

    “It’s not the government’s job to protect people…”
    Put him before the budget committee hearing

    • @jphzzzz
      @jphzzzz 2 роки тому +10

      Kinda shoots the whole right to life argument down the toilet, doesn't it?

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve 2 роки тому +7

      @@jphzzzz Don't be silly. "People" only exist until they're born, and then they're irrelevant to the the cause.

    • @raymondweemes
      @raymondweemes 2 роки тому +3

      Are you telling me I didn't go to Iraq to protect America?! 😲 lmao
      Also, you brought back Washington but not Lincoln. We'd have a corpse VP. Eww

  • @olorin4317
    @olorin4317 2 роки тому +12

    Oh the conflicting emotions... I don't want Lindsey Graham to be in the news, but damn I love that impression.

    • @EviePontecorvo
      @EviePontecorvo 2 роки тому +3

      Same! I would pay all the money for Seth to do a one man Lindsey Graham Broadway show.

  • @travelwithsmiley
    @travelwithsmiley 2 роки тому +1

    Sunrise Florida and Orlando had well over 10 thousand people at the Trump O'Reilly history tour at each event. Does anyone watch your show? Greg Gutfeld is the King of late night shows.

  • @toner37
    @toner37 2 роки тому +2

    TFG always liked using the term "strongly" or "very strongly"

  • @kingda117
    @kingda117 2 роки тому +38

    “You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing after they have tried everything else.”
    - Winston Churchill

  • @realzachfluke1
    @realzachfluke1 2 роки тому +31

    It's so good seeing Seth back during these ridiculous clown-show times.

  • @waterfrogs
    @waterfrogs 2 роки тому +2

    As a skydiver I can confirm, its contagious

  • @michaelrae9599
    @michaelrae9599 2 роки тому +18

    Reminds me of when one of Kim Jun Ils sycophants that the North Korean leader shot a 54 the first time he ever golfed.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +46

    Try ticking off the TikTok crowd again, Donnie... that'll get the ticket reservations up!

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 2 роки тому +167

    A world where Sebastian Maniscalco is capable of instantly selling out arenas and Trump can't is a very funny good world.

    • @mnichols1979
      @mnichols1979 2 роки тому +11

      I have no idea who you are talking about, but I'd definitely go and see him over Dementia Donnie and the live action Jeff Dunham dummy Bill O'Reilly.

    • @c.s.mcleod7383
      @c.s.mcleod7383 2 роки тому +2

      Nunna doesn't know Sebatian Manascalco? WTF! Sheltered life,much?

    • @damienkearns3654
      @damienkearns3654 2 роки тому

      Don't believe everything you read or hear from the left dumb dumb.

    • @selalewow
      @selalewow 2 роки тому +5

      Maybe they can use the cardboard cut outs they used to make baseball games look full to stroke Dementia Donnie's frail ego.

    • @ralphchristianson
      @ralphchristianson 2 роки тому +1

      @@c.s.mcleod7383 No we are just too old,,,

  • @lauragardner129
    @lauragardner129 2 роки тому +1

    If we couldn't laugh about it,we'd be crying

  • @Kate-ec1uy
    @Kate-ec1uy 2 роки тому +4

    What if the health insurers refused to pay for the treatment of COVID-19 for unvaccinated people?