Rudy Giuliani Insists He Wasn't Drunk During Rambling 9/11 Speech: A Closer Look
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- Seth takes a closer look at the Republican response to President Biden’s new vaccine requirements and Rudy Giuliani’s bizarre rant at a 9/11 memorial dinner.
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Rudy Giuliani Insists He Wasn't Drunk During Rambling 9/11 Speech: A Closer Look - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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When someone says "You were drunk." they're giving you a perfect excuse. Agree and move on.
I think anyone over the age of 16 knows that, "I'm not drunk/I wasn't drunk" is a clear red flag for being sauced to the point that the host of the party is considering throwing you out.
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he just refused to admit he had a few too many scotches... and the queen does not speak in deep voice tones she actually speaks with a high female pitched voice and speaks clearly not mumble some nonsense under her breath. it did give him an excuse but he was too dumb to take it. sober people dont go about mimicking the queen or other notabe people at supposedly serious and sad gtherings. if he thinks he is funny he is dead wrong!. he cant even stay at his first job he is not even good at that!!.
You have the right to live free, but not kill freely.
"Never was with a young girl with him." That's a suspiciously specific denial of a question no one asked, Ghouliani.
Except for those of us who actually saw that scene in Borat
Also "with him" is a weird qualification.
@@Ken_Scaletta m
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Like a five year old who comes to tell you he didn't break the lamp in the front room...
Rudy's press conference at the Four Seasons Landscaping warehouse was epic.
Four Seasons Landscaping had epic free advertising.
@@mysterymeat586 Amazon has a couple of cool Four Seasons Total Landscaping T-shirts..lol
@@rickdavis3593 Wearing that would bring the Karens out of the woodwork.
@@mysterymeat586 The North American Screeching Karen
(dumbassicus bitchicus)
@@rickdavis3593 I'm a nature lover, but I'll make an exception in this case and shoot every one of those I see. It's for the Greater Good of the Planet.
Ouch it's even worse if he wasn't drunk
Right? They gave him an excuse.
Lol
I preferred if he was drunk and we know he was drunk and even if he was drug or was not drug= train wreck
“It hurts my reputation to say I was drunk.” Oh Rudy, I wouldn’t worry about it. You don’t have a reputation left to damage.
This from the man who had hair dye leaks...
So it's *better* for your reputation of you're like that *without* alcohol??
I still remember when he farted in court during that voter fraud hearing.
@@Rugelacharugula lol, exactly
" So Dorothy spoke up and she said ‘Lady you could no more ruin my girl friend's reputation than you could sink the Jewish fleet.’ I mean I was quite proud of Dorothy the way she stood up for my reputation.” Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"
The seatbelt reference reminded me that back in the sixties, the right made adverts saying that the seatbelt 'mandate' was against our freedoms - all sponsored by GM and Ford who didn't want the extra cost of making their products safer. Some things never change.
Ralph Nader said, yes, making seatbelts mandatory was indeed costing us our freedom... from going through the windshield.
Always profoundly confusing that the GOP feels perfectly comfortable mandating policies over women’s right to choose, but decry it as a breach of sacred rights when required to take measures for public health and safety.
This.
Unfortunately you are trying to apply logic to a pile of human excrement.
probably cuz their church hasn't chimed in on public health stance
The difference is that you have alternatives to vaccines in the form of treatments and the option to take sanitary precautions and eat well to give your body what it needs to keep from falling into serious sickness.
An unborn child has no back up defense against abortion.
I'm not on either side but I see both sides.
It's weird, I'm a fairly non-religious person who thinks that human life isn't all that special when you consider all the negatives
BUT
I also agree that a certain point has to be agreed on that a baby becomes a human legally.
Is it at birth? At the first heartbeat? At a set point of progress in brain development?
I really don't know and because of that I'd be against outlawing abortion. However, if a universally agreed on point became recognized that a baby, even before birth, became a sentient creature I'd be all for outlawing abortion but only after a certain point (obviously when the child is recognized as just as human as anyone else)
I don't mean to start an argument but what bothers me is seeing such dismissive and vile rhetoric on both sides with little to no consideration for the other side's obviously difficult moral considerations.
Should a woman be forced to carry and birth a child after a horrendous rape?
I personally don't think so.
Should a child be forced out of existence because of the choices of its parents?
I also don't think so.
And right there I'm stuck.
I hope we open up more debate or discussion that can bring people to some consensus and allow us to move forward together.
It's really too bad these morons weren't old enough to refuse vaccines for polio, measles, smallpox, mumps, whooping cough, rubella, tetanus, Hib, diptheria, the hepatituses and others, might have changed the world as we know it. There would be a lot less anti-vaxxers at least. Seems suicidal to go for horse paste when there's proven effective vaccines for Covid-19 and variants. I say let them have their 'freedumb'.
Laura Ingram IS a “heinous display”. Every time she opens her mouth.
Honestly I can't decide which is the bigger disingenuous harpy, her or Kayleigh McEnany
@@trueblade39 KM looks like a lost cheerleader; Laura looks like her abusive coach. Think Jane Lynch’s character on Glee.
@@trueblade39 McEnany, by a LONG shot. They're both horrible, but McEnany is just unrelentingly vile. Like Laura might try and backpedal or disguise what she says, but McEnany only doubles down.
I was absolutely horrified to learn that my father watches (and enjoys) Laura Ingram..... I actually think it's hurt our relationship a bit too, since I'm a Socialist and he's Conservative. v_v
She's particularly vile even among a bunch of totally vile Fox related people.
"We'll fight them to the gates of hell"
so then you admit that you're going to hell?...
Glad I'm not the only one that caught that detail...
😂😂😂
My exact thought!
i feel bad for Satan having to deal with the sudden influx of covidiots. there's gonna be a line around the block. hope everyone remembers their pens!
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!😡
If I was Rudy I would tell everyone I’m drunk and on drugs all the time. It’s better than being a sober rambling lunatic.
Truth
11:36 😂
I’m watching this in a food court and I’m doing my best to not look like a weirdo laughing by myself. Seth, you’re the best. Never change
They still *have* food courts?
You aren't shaving while laughing are you?
"Them saying I was drunk ruins my reputation!"
I think it actually strengthens your reputation mate, don't worry. No one ever said it was a good reputation.
He's a fool. I'm still disgusted we all loved him so much after 9/11.
I mean he did save New York.
@@markwiggin708 yer 🧐
This guy gets it. Would have been better if he was drunk, the he can say "sorry guys I was shitfaced and said a bunch of stupid stuff".
@@AirQuotes 1qA
I somehow expected Borat and his teenage daughter to show up in the middle of Gulliani speech and make him tuck his shirt 😂
Wish they had've.
What Rudy doesn't understand is that the ENTIRE WORLD has heard him talk while not drunk and we can tell the difference.
Really there isn't a hell of a lot of difference, for the last couple of years. Drunk or sober, he's a few bricks short of a load.
I love how he thinks claiming that he was stone cold sober and giving that speech is a better story.
I'm sooooooo glad Biden is our president and trump lives in a Florida swamp. It's great to have a sane person in office.
Trump's Mar a Lago will be below sea level by 2030.
It's refreshing not to have to hear about the endless crazy tweeting rants, pity parties, and tantrums from Trump in the White House.
Amen
@Bill Barnes troll fail
@Bill Barnes don’t forget to put on your tinfoil hat or the deepstate will hear your illegal thoughts. 🤪
Don't you love authoritarians trying to call other people authoritarians?
Projection and hypocrisy is all the right does. Well....Projection, hypocrisy, and perpetual victim hood.
@@christopherweise438 Don't forget good ole fashioned scapegoating.
Trump was truly drunk with power
@@1ACL We will most likely destroy everything on the planet first… have you ever witnessed such a lack of empathy or just plain manners? ever !?
What about whataboutism?
The worst thing you can say to a conservative when you want them to listen and understand, is "it's not all about you". The moment you say that their eyes will gloss over, go cross eyed, steam starts shooting out their ears and spit and screams come flying out of their mouths.
Sadly you are right...
Liberals* , just because you cry louder doesnt mean your arguement is more valid
@Shanna Sweger Last I checked, Republicans weren't the ones demanding you take an experimental vaccine, or else...
@@_barncat that's what we keep telling you. I see you can repeat it but it just won't fully sink in. It's like your parot, all you can do is copy what you hear but lack the brain capacity to reason and understand.
@@castortroy1853 yeah it’s soooo experimental. 10+ yrs of research, global funding, global networking between medical professionals & communities across the board to share information along with FDA approval. Sorry pal, if you want to participate in society you don’t get to spread communicable diseases without repercussions. This isn’t new to our society. Children 5-6yrs old are required to get 30+ vaccines prior to entering kindergarten in a public school. Stop behaving worse than children, shut up & take the damn vaccine already.
Rudi is a comedy gift for Seth.....one that keeps on giving
Giuliani will always be “ the Four Seasons Landscaper “ to me, now. Nothing is funnier then that .
His little speech between a landscaping business and a porn shop.😄😄
He's probably gonna be trump's lawyer again by late 24 early 25. Sadly.
Excuse me, @Kathleen Dolphin, that's an insult to landscapers everywhere. And... probably to all four seasons. 🙂 --J
😂😂😂
"Four Season" is my current top Rudi moment too. #2 Rudi trying to get Melissa Carone to stop talking in a Michigan court. #3 is Rudi adjusting the microphone which appeared to have been placed in the front of his underpants.
"Early onset rigor mortis" is the best thing I've heard in a week lol
I laughed so hard lol 😂
The funniest line in the whole show and that's when I burst out with the loudest laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yikes, if that was me being recorded I'd be claiming I was drunk, not that I wasn't.
“I imitate Churchill sometimes” yes Rudy, you did imitate Churchill: you got drunk.
Love that both John Oliver and Seth are dunking on Steven Seagal movies this week
Rump and Steven Segall have one thing in common ; they both love dictators.
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Big sale on steven seagal jokes at the late night joke store!
Every disaster movie starts out with the government not listening to scientists
Day After Tomorrow was government scientists trying to warn the prez and vice-president about the weather. I'm now fascinated about the extreme changes in today's weather (hey, Texas!).
A closer look at the absolute dismantling of the u s a. Love you bro keep it moving
This was a straight up LETHAL bit on Giuliani.
Honestly though the writers for the show barely have to do any work anymore..
I’m very confident there were traces of blood in his alcohol stream
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I'm not convinced
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I wouldn't be nearly as confident as you!
All I can think is he wants to be like 🐷losi
Denying knowing Andrew before allegations are made is really telling.
@P Raulin Methinks he doth!
Remember when Andrew was in that Borat movie seemingly propositioning an underage girl?
@@photonboy999 A+ 😅😅😅
Doesn't that remind you of when your kid comes racing over to tell you something that happened before their sibling can tattle on them?
And mentioning Women nor Young Girls- that is so extra gross. Let’s everyone know what’s on his dirty old man reptile brain
Lol. Rudy’s impression of The Queen of England sounded like Tigger.
That's insulting to Tigger! You take that back!
I like how Seth Meyers still makes jokes. All the other late night just say Rudy bad, while Seth will actually make coherent jokes about him
This episode/segment is hilarious. “What a time to be Bernie” 😅. Goodness I cannot believe this is over 2 years old things havent gotten too much better and we’ve had no Seth & Co. all year 😩
I never understood the RUdy love with 9/11. I lived in NY at the time and he was HATED by most people. he was a really awful mayor. and then suddenly people loved him for simply stepping up and doing his job when a tragedy happened in his city
Same here... I hate when I hear people about praising him as some hero.
"The authority is total" sounds an awful lot like Authoritarianism. Or Totalitarianism.
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yea or both
Or Biden
Or a plain and honest dictatorship
@@poop-rn9kc oh ok poop
"Early onset rigor mortis" about made me spit out my teeth. 😂😂
I love when Seth laughs at his own jokes.
If he wasn’t drunk then his mental health has dropped in a rabbit hole.
Ya think? Its so scary
@@johnmclawson3982 Thanks. I finally just got that song out of my head 😂
Along with the rest of the TRAITOR Republican Party.
@@johnmclawson3982 , Good one! Quick, you are...v
@Jay Vanderpool oh that happened long ago already...
It is probably a rough day for Rudy, knowing that once upon a time, only twenty years ago, he was widely respected.
I would say we were easier to fool back then...but...the evidence today is that the idiocracy came 500 years early
He was always a clown. Just like trump. New Yorkers can’t stand either of them. The press made him a hero. But let’s remember trump went down to the towers with a crew yet no one acknowledges seeing him. We need to demand more of our press too.
Not really respected, he was always goofy as hell but much more likeable back then.
Ahem. Remember Stop an frisk. 93% were black or brown skin tone.
Yer he was never perfect but his reputation overall was pretty good. Only if you really followed ny politics at the time would you know but everyone gave him a pass after 911
It was nice of Seth to let Rudy do all the impressions. :P
"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.”
Isaac Asimov
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They should play Trump's "I have the ultimate authority" clip on a loop at those future courts hearings. Hilarity ensues, please DoJ make it happen.
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Ah, I had the same thought! Prior the opening statement they play that statement on loop.
...and then Cartman- "Respect ma aaaauthority!"
Or a voice over clip on election campaign ads for GOP candidates just as a reminder to the electorate. Never forget the GOP’s main attitude.
While that'd play great in a TV courtroom drama, I doubt that in real life courts would appreciate if you made a mockery of the process by a fact that is, at its core, irrelevant to the case.
When challenged it is the court's job to determine if the mandate is legal by judging if mandating falls within the powers of the presidency. It's not the court's job to determine if a person not currently involved in making the decision was the worse tyrant. That's the job of politics and it is more important than ever that court and politics are seperate.
Imagine giving a speech like that at a 9/11 memorial.
Disgraceful.
He looks like a drunk Mr. Magoo at the podium. What a friggin mess.
Damn Seth... You freaking bodied Rudy.
Savage as hell. I had to rewind some stuff because I was dying of laughter!! 🤣
When rudy was impersonating the queen right at the beginning, he sounded just like Tigger from Whinney the Pooh. For real.
Any republican claiming any politician anywhere is “dictator-like” is clearly not living in reality, especially after who they allowed to be in office for the last 4 years. It’s pure insanity!!!
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they didnt allow anything, 70+ million of your American peers voted him in.
As always, it's good ole Republican Projection.
@@tommodeski8637 "helped this country, "
you can tell that by how he gt 450,000 americans killed with a virus.
@@tommodeski8637 you’ve got to be trolling 😂😭
Rudy is the gift that keeps on giving
So syphilis?
Lol
The People’s Mayor lol
No
"The Ultimate Authority" doesn't sound like a Segal movie, it sounds like a PureFlix movie
#RIGHT 🥺😂😂😂😂
Seth mocking Rudy is one of my favorite things.
the "Rudy married his cousin!" jokes never get old
those were jokes? I figured he actually married his cousin.
@@singletona082 no he did actually marry his cousin. That's what makes it funny.
@@tommytwotacos8106 ....ok. That's actually pretty funny. And sad.
Gave you a like for your screen name.
@@totallynotacommie335 that is a good name lol 😂 🌮🌮
Giuliani pulled a Matt Gaetz [on Tucker Carlson] "Remember we all went to dinner?"😂😂😂😂
Did anyone else hear an excellent Tigger impression when Rudy tried his Queen Elizabeth impression?
Yes I did. In fact I was skimming comments before I mentioned to see if I wasn't the only one, lol!
@@GenerallyTyler I'm glad, I feel like he'd have an excellent voice over career for that for sure XD
The irony is ordering ‘do not comply’ is as authoritarian as saying ‘comply’.
🤡🤡🤡
And the fact that the order not to comply is supposedly to protect your right not to be protected against a deadly virus that is still killing people who are not vaccinated, it's downright silly.
no
@@roberts1918 I'd say downright sick and needs to end.
There's a fine line between drunk and just plain dumb... he's a master of both
If you think Rudy is dumb, wait until you meet his son.
Well yeah, the drunk eventually wears off...
So he wasn't drunk. Then he must be a blithering idiot.
New York's greatest mayor.
he actually said "i cant remember the last time i was drunk". all that means is he got blackout drunk yesterday.
As a Brit I feel the need to point out to Rudi that while it is in fact true that a Knight of the Realm has to be British, you can be given an honourary knighthood without renouncing your citizenship. Bill Gates has one
i don't think she offered him one.
Seth, you are a very important human. You're a hero of mine. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
“early onset Rigor Mortis”
-definitely using it!!!!
“I was drunk” would be the better option for Rudy and other Republicans as an excuse for their behaviour now.
*behavior
Right? I hope he was drunk otherwise that'd be completely inexcusable
@@spencerdokes6056 they are probably Canadian or British.
@@mbjasniewski exactly. And either way, no one likes a grammar nazi…. 🙄😑
@@AlizaJayne *Nazi
“The President of the United States has the authority to do what the President has the authority to do.” Profound. 🙄
Yup. Don't you just love it when he wants to sound all intelligent and believes that's what he's sounding like? That's a proud moment for him.
oh Lord he will never go away!.
idiotic rambler from way backin time.
HOW TF DID THE CREW NOT DIE LAUGHING WHEN HE SAID “that’s just early onset rigor mortis!” I literally screamed 😂😂😂
“An annual dinner, every year”
You don’t say.
You win 🏆 for this comment
I guess sometimes they might do it twice, maybe on 9th November?
Are we going to ignore the fact that you actually dont have to give up your citizenship to receive an honorary knigthood, and Rudy is either woefully ignorant, or he knowingly lied to a roomful of people?
@mug wump - Im simply referring to the statement he made. Like i said, either he doesnt know or lied purposefully.
Honestly when you have that much alcohol in yer bloodstream it cam go either way.
C. all of the above
I say we deport him for it :)
how about both !!!!
@@richardbraakman7469 deport him to where? Nobody else wants him!
I love you Seth, every piece gets me in stitches
no one in public life has fallen as much as rudy. hard to believe he was once regarded as “America’s mayor”
gone from hero to zero
that impression has gone forever now he is TRump's chump. and Trump has dropped himlike a hot potato. npte he is not supporting Rudy inany way shape or form.
It's crazy because as much as he talked up his achievements when he was mayor, he still did a lot of good. What a fall from grace...
“Take it easy, Henry. You’re not even going to fight somebody to the gates of your community.”
I’m dead 😂🤣😵💀☠️
A more intelligent constituency would see all that performative politics as just that, performance. But the constituency isn't exactly intelligent.
@@ChrisAlbertH47 Agreed. Decades of cutting funding for schools and prioritizing rote memorization of facts over the synthesis of data and critical thinking skills, and we seem to be surprised our electorate is so easily swayed. The comedians help me laugh at the absurdity of it, but we’ve got some serious problems that are coming to a breaking point.
"I can't remember the last time I was drunk"
Actually I believe this.
Yesterday.
"I must have had another blackout."
yes because he is ina demented state all the time now and scotchmakes it worse.
The ball swinging joke just about killed me.
"I can't remember the last time I was drunk."
I wish President Biden would have had his aviator glasses on when he said "Have at it"
Hahahaha! Ala David Caruso with The Who blasting in the background. 😎
Charlie C --Check out Stephen Colbert's Monday show Sept 13th. He does Biden with his aviators about the "have at it" speech: ua-cam.com/video/CYcskFo4WAY/v-deo.html
@@tommodeski8637 that's trump dude
@@tommodeski8637 Badass Biden !! Yeah, Joe Cool. Next time tump won't be photographed with toilette paper on his shoe, he'll be photographed with toilette paper stuck to the side of his head
@@tommodeski8637 I see you deleted your previous comments 😆
Maybe they could just sit in a truck and make beep beep noises like trump did on more than one occasion?
"He's the closest thing we gotten to a dictator yet." Was he talking about Trump, Bush Jr. and Nixon or did mean other than those three?
"Would you like a spot of tea, dear?"
"I know it's you, Rudy! You're my COUSIN."
Epic.
I hope everytime a trump supporter complains about bidens "overreach" the person they're complaining about just responds with the trump quote "the president has absolute authority"
Sadly they dont hold them accountable to their hypocrisy most of the time. Instead they try to reason with the unreasonable.
Video of trump showing that are it didnt happen
@Mike imagine losing to a guy who cant complete a thought. at least you admit Biden was elected though.
@@chanceellard8368 You mean like the clip shown in this video?
Trump was incapable of over-reach because:
1. The bumbling incompetence of him and everyone who served him.
2. His tiny fingers.
For those who ever wondered what it would’ve been like to be around during the fall of Rome, congratulations. You have front row seats to the collapse of modern day Rome.
So THAT'S why Texas needed all those tigers...
such a brave response
The “We love you” at the end is so kind. It may be the only time someone hears that. ♥️
I wouldn’t be surprised to see a special edition: “World’s Dumbest Criminals: Giuliani Only”.
OMG that "I'm not drunk!" transcript is amazing.
Hilarious 🤣😂👍❤️🙏🇳🇴
“Early onset rigor mortis” made me giggle.
O
M
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XD
Liz Cheney 24
"FORGOT TO SWING YOUR BALLS FORWARD BEFORE YOU SAT DOWN FOR AN INTERVIEW" i laughed so hard
Thank you Seth. You got me through Covid lock down. I watched every night I loved the Sea Captain
"He looked like he forgot to swing his balls forward before he sat down", priceless Seth. It's amazing that was not censored.
Air accordion 😂
Lmao
Lol!!!
437 dislikes? Really?
Stephen Seagal must have a lot of time on his hands these days
Idk. I FEEL like the writers got lazy with those jokes,like they kust looked up "trending today" and saw Steven Segal was trending (bc Last Week Tonight did the same Segal reference 18 hours earlier)
Or his hands are lightning fast.
A lot of time and a lot of Lukashenko-farmed carrots.
Who is this Stefan Seagull? Is Russki bloc head, no?
At 3:11 Seth implies, says that "it's not just a personal choice", and everyone must get vaccinated, because "you can spread COVID to other people". Ignoring the fact that "fully vaccinated" people can catch and spread COVID, according to offical (CDC) information.
Some cars do have a third pedal that can either decelerate or accelerate the car... haven't seen the clutch launch someone out the sunroof yet though
He never spent time with him nope,not even when they were in his hotel room nor when he was with him at that party!🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂
"Rudy's stiff upper lip was just early-onset rigor mortis."
Laughed out loud! 😅
Comedy gold. 😂
6:59
XD
Zing! That was great.
Cooked his ass
@@moneyswag12 Thanks for that gross visual.
But yeah, he GOT EEEM --J
Best late-night host out there! Never go back to a live audience, please--your timing and flow are absolutely stellar when you're not constantly interrupted, and hearing the crew quietly laughing is so much funnier than a whooping, screeching audience.
Agreed 100%
"Yeah, but look at him. Doing his show in an empty studio. 'It's nearly 2022, Seth!' We've moved on! Is he scared? Is he trying to make his audience MORE frightened of this virus by not letting them in? Who has asked him to do that? Is this virus fictional? An invention? Where is the science? Who's providing the answers? How exactly do I make millions just asking open-ended provocative questions to the frightened, rather than providing any answers?"
-Tucker Carlson, from his personal home studio in Maine
I agree, on both counts! I started watching Colbert during lockdown then stopped again when he went back to his audience, it got much more tedious.
Agreed, live audiences seem pretty pointless now.
@@maxington26 oh thank God I thought these were your thoughts lol
Lol the one guy in the audience laughing 😂
Just love president Biden. Thank you sir for caring about our lives.
The Rudy married his cousin jokes will never stop being funny 😂
that one was beautifully crafted, usually i see them coming but not that one.
Ilhan Omar actually married her brother. Not funny because she's a Democrat?
Because it's true😂
Yep, he really did marry his cousin!
Not funny because we actually have proof that Rudy married his cousin. You have no proof that she married her brother.
*Rudy Giuliani:* "I had hair dye in my eyes, so I didn't do or see any crimes I was committing. Plus, I was farting SO LOUD, I couldn't hear any lies I was telling or crimes going on around me and I was so drunk, I cant remember anything anyway..."
AISURU.TOKYO/machiko?[Making-love] 🍑
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧* *18 YEAR'S AND OVER* 🍎🤗
UA-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
UA-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
Brilliant legal defense.
Well... brilliant for him. --J
I spit out my coffee! Great set!🤣
Hey Seth, looks like those acting imitation classes are paying off, excellent job with your Rudy impersonation!
Funny how Rudy can't remember the last time he was drunk, considering how memory loss is a sign of alcohol induced dementia.
I mean who can even BLAME him for being drunk off his ass these days?
I mean his life is circling down the drain. Multiple states will be disbarring him. The Govenment is going to throw him in prison for being a Traitor. Trump is REFUSING his calls. ETC.
He's 100% living on borrowed time. He knows he'll be in the slammer and good chance he'll have to be in Solitary Confinement, with how many criminals he helped put away wanting to beat him
"The authority is total" that says it all right there.
If that was him 'not drunk', it would be better if he was drunk. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Relax, you ain’t fightin no one to the gates of your community much less the gates of hell! 😂
Rudy’s excuse about not being drunk sounds exactly like Kavanaugh’s “I like beer” speech to the Senate.
AISURU.TOKYO/machiko?[Making-love] 🍑
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧* *18 YEAR'S AND OVER* 🍎🤗
UA-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
UA-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
If I were him I’d tell everyone I have a drinking problem in order to explain my crazy bs.
And Seth apparently agrees. 😆
Um....what's wrong with like beer Kristi? I like beer. Don't _you_ like beer?? Beer is great. I like it. I really do. What's wrong with that? Me and my friends, Biff, Squiddo, Stan the Man, Savage Steve-o, The Moose....we'd all drink beer, in college, that's what you did. We liked beer. I like beer. Do you not like beer? What's so WEIRD about liking BEER??? * sniff * I...I'm...um, I'm sorry I'm crying. I just like beer so.....goddamn.....much. DON'T YOU?!?!?
I wish they bring back Matt Damon on SNL 😝
“I know it’s you Rudy, you’re my cousin”
Love the timing change up. Went from long and clever to snappy mean. Killed me lol
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I love your Rudy impressions because they remind me of Homestar Runner. 😁
The third mystery pedal in a car is called the "clutch". It enables manual gear shifting :D
"The President of the United States has the authority to do.... what the President has the authority to do... which is very powerful". - Donald Drumpf
WOW.... nearly half your country voted for that clown.
The national IQ is a a tad lower than the number of states. The pro-Trump faction always brings the number down.
@Randy Watson ...and the elite was completely correct.
It's a hellscape. Half the country is pro-terrorism.
Also Trump: "Durrrrrrrrrp, I'm a fat pumpkin who is bad at being smart, and even worse at BEING THE PRESIDENT"
@Randy Watson So do you guys have, like, five insults you all use?
Rudy's impression of the queen sounded more like Tigger LOL
I agree, @David Foss, although it's a sorry state of affairs when any American tries to imitate a male Brit rather than a female one, isn't it?
I thought Rudy sounded like Scooby Doo... all the time
Made this comment too- you made it first though so I’ll delete mine. It is a solid B+ Tigger lol
@@Phil_A_O_Fish
The wonderful thing about Rudy,
A Rudy's a DUMBerful thing!
His bottom belongs in a prison,
His top class wasn't lawyering!
He's clumsy, clumsy, clumsy, clumsy,
Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb!
But the most wonderful thing about Rudy is
He's the only one!
Seriously, what would it be like if he had a twin?! --J
People who elect their Head of State and didn't grow up with HM regularly on the telly definitely shouldn't be trying to imitate the one British family whose regional accent is limited to a single London property.