The Case of Peter Kropumpkin (ASMR)

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  • Опубліковано 1 гру 2024

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  • @valkaerie8715
    @valkaerie8715 7 років тому +262

    Can we all stop to appreciate the fact we are watching a guy dress up as a plauge doctor with a pumpkin in a tinfoil hat, whispering gently about how the girl scouts are a secret society, and proceeding to gently tap the pumpkin with a hammer. I love Asmr.

  • @StriderOwO
    @StriderOwO 7 років тому +114

    I can't help but get a kick out of how after every item Corvus pulls out, his tone just sounds more and more like "Getting _real_ tired of your shit, Peter"

  • @Tactical_Equine_Attack_Unit
    @Tactical_Equine_Attack_Unit 7 років тому +200

    "would you mind if we take out some of your organs and roast them so we can hand them to other patients?"
    'Yeah, sure, why the heck not.' said the pumpkin, as he stared at his brain

    • @tabithathecat
      @tabithathecat 4 роки тому +14

      I mean, let's face it. They're probably more concerned about the government and heterosexuals

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 4 роки тому +1

      Tabitha The Cat I know there’s several subreddits dedicated to the straights not being ok. But they ain’t all bad xD

    • @tabithathecat
      @tabithathecat 4 роки тому +3

      @@redsoulheart5040 yes, then there's also the Government, or, even worse, the girl scouts....

  • @yocuri
    @yocuri 7 років тому +252

    He pulled a hand grenade out of a pumpkin. I love this man.

    • @Issengan
      @Issengan 4 роки тому +7

      Better than it causing him an EXPLOSIVE headache

    • @lochandichabod3084
      @lochandichabod3084 4 роки тому +3

      @@Issengan can I have australium weapons plz

    • @Issengan
      @Issengan 4 роки тому +3

      @@lochandichabod3084 all you gotta do is to go to the mann co store and buy one

    • @lochandichabod3084
      @lochandichabod3084 4 роки тому +3

      @@Issengan yes

    • @SCP-173_
      @SCP-173_ 2 роки тому

      @@Issengan why does that sound familiar? I want it say TF2

  • @kingrootbeer8656
    @kingrootbeer8656 7 років тому +411

    “Are you relaxed Mr. Krapumpkin?”
    Why yes I am
    *pulls out giant mallet
    NOPE NOT RELAXED

  • @nat1110
    @nat1110 7 років тому +198

    Times stamps for Mobile:
    00:05:00 Plague checkup
    00:07:40 Preview of treatments
    00:15:45 Health assessment
    00:19:00 Physical exam
    00:22:30 Scalp & body massage
    00:25:54 Beaking treatment
    00:30:10 Malleting treatment
    00:35:30 Calming patient hands treatment
    00:39:13 Skull tapping, scratching & beaking treatment
    00:44:45 Surgery prep
    00:47:00 IV administration
    00:48:14 Surgery
    00:54:54 Cranium removal
    00:55:57 Brain removal
    00:58:00 Removing obstructions
    01:10:20 Bubble wrap tape worm removal
    01:16:50 Post-op keyboard relaxation treatment
    Tingle On!!

  • @chicnflopper6460
    @chicnflopper6460 7 років тому +540

    What happened to reduce him to this vegetative state?

    • @0NET0MB
      @0NET0MB 7 років тому +27

      Mr. Kropumpkin probably watched a MattyBRaps video.

    • @DASmallWorlds
      @DASmallWorlds 7 років тому +25

      Chicn Flopper Not eating enough vegetables, duh.

    • @82dorrin
      @82dorrin 7 років тому +38

      He got squashed.

    • @liamjones6342
      @liamjones6342 6 років тому +7

      Same as you and me. Wastin time on the internet

    • @mustardman1040
      @mustardman1040 5 років тому +1

      DASmallWorlds or did he eat too many vegetables? (I know it’s a year late but it had to be said)

  • @lyla4
    @lyla4 7 років тому +557

    Freaking out and relaxing all at once.
    Apparently that's possible.

    • @LON3WO1FG4MING
      @LON3WO1FG4MING 7 років тому +7

      •lyla dar• Try -bondage-

    • @morgangobin6550
      @morgangobin6550 7 років тому +15

      I've heard *anything* is possible when it comes to ER.

    • @Cultureghost
      @Cultureghost 7 років тому +3

      Rift in a nutshell

  • @akiralee9934
    @akiralee9934 7 років тому +295

    "Your antenna seems very stiff and hard."
    I'll see myself out now.

    • @devin1191
      @devin1191 5 років тому +7

      ...

    • @Let-the-fandom-begin
      @Let-the-fandom-begin 5 років тому +5

      😓👍

    • @ratboy2791
      @ratboy2791 5 років тому +6

      Among other things

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 5 років тому +7

      @@Let-the-fandom-begin *margerate has equipped: S C I S S O R S*

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz 2 роки тому

      @@mrhalfwit972 no no bro she would've equipped with: *G R A S S C U T T E R S*

  • @WillyWillow
    @WillyWillow 7 років тому +206

    "Mom, are we gonna carve a pumpkin?" "Yes, sweetie. Later, though." "Why can't we do it now?""Because your dad is scooping the insides...and rubbing it.""How long might that take?""An hour and a half, give or take."

  • @Whitemonkey510
    @Whitemonkey510 7 років тому +270

    I knew them Girl scouts were up to something.

    • @TheyCallMeTheMonth
      @TheyCallMeTheMonth 5 років тому +3

      They give you those good cookies, the thin mints.

    • @clarisaanderson9936
      @clarisaanderson9936 4 роки тому +4

      Kyle The Peashooter I. FREAKING. LOOVE. THIIIIINNNNNNNN MMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNTSSSSSSS

    • @emrys6559
      @emrys6559 4 роки тому +4

      As an ex girl scout, there's a reason you love the cookies. I'm sworn to secrecy.

    • @jinzo1154
      @jinzo1154 4 роки тому

      @@TheyCallMeTheMonth you t you want ytyyty to you tvuy by the time you y back tvyvyyxe do aaAaQqqqqQ

    • @nr5k1
      @nr5k1 4 роки тому +3

      as a girl scout, i am sworn to secrecy and cannot give out any trade secrets, lest i want my badges revoked

  • @c.r.4985
    @c.r.4985 7 років тому +35

    1:04:17
    "There's another one? _of course there is_ ."
    Stars Corvus no need to be so salty.

  • @goopyfish3275
    @goopyfish3275 7 років тому +81

    "It seems Peter has been engaging in some....questionable eating habits..."

    • @assassinxex
      @assassinxex 7 років тому +7

      Emma Hinesley this is what happens when he can't conquest his damn bread

  • @breanna4439
    @breanna4439 7 років тому +107

    That little tinfoil hat killed me 😂

    • @krieg5888
      @krieg5888 5 років тому +15

      Its to keep away the heterosexuals

  • @Made4YouComedy
    @Made4YouComedy 7 років тому +87

    Imagine if he had accidently smashed Mr. Kropumpkin with the mallet.

    • @StillNoPickles69
      @StillNoPickles69 7 років тому +12

      Matthew Defina "accidentally"

    • @thelegion4698
      @thelegion4698 4 роки тому +6

      So, in a manner of speaking, he would have Krokrunched Mr. Kropumpkin, and turned into Mr. Kropulptin.

  • @theviewerofart
    @theviewerofart 7 років тому +133

    A game I like to play: I start up an ER vid, go do something else, and then after a while come back to the vid and take a look. Today upon doing so I was greeted with Corvus pecking at a keyboard in front of a pumpkin. Tomorrow I might find a zombie hitting a squash with a hammer, or a man with a tinfoil hat tapping two disembodied hands together. Maybe I should start taking screenshots and make a photo album of ER vid moments taken out of context.

    • @DASmallWorlds
      @DASmallWorlds 7 років тому +9

      Yes.

    • @mirzamnimu
      @mirzamnimu 7 років тому +9

      All of ER’s vids are extremely GIF-worthy

    • @Augur21
      @Augur21 7 років тому

      Please do.

    • @emrys6559
      @emrys6559 4 роки тому +1

      Tbh ER vid moments out of context are rarely more confusing than the actual video plots.... I recommend this channel to my brother once and told him some of my favorite videos, and he looked at me like I had lost my mind.

    • @Iniix_
      @Iniix_ 3 роки тому +1

      mans predicted “Corvus’s Hands ASMR”

  • @r-pupz7032
    @r-pupz7032 5 років тому +53

    As an anarcho-syndicalist and also an insomniac / ASMR fan / weirdo, this ticks so many boxes for me! 🎃✊

  • @crackpot316
    @crackpot316 7 років тому +184

    "May I mallet your antennae?"

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 5 років тому +12

      *Read's Comment* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO thank you

    • @NUMBER29__
      @NUMBER29__ 5 років тому +2

      If you catch my meaning ;)

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 5 років тому +3

      @@NUMBER29__ nope nope nepety nope

    • @eattherich162
      @eattherich162 4 роки тому +3

      Oh yes!

    • @thelegion4698
      @thelegion4698 4 роки тому +2

      Last time I let anyone do that it stopped working for three weeks, fucking Kurt.

  • @morgangobin6550
    @morgangobin6550 7 років тому +254

    I have to ask: whatever happened to Corvus's white mask? It's been so long since he's worn it! Did he lose it? Did it break?

    • @morgangobin6550
      @morgangobin6550 7 років тому +18

      The RNG Goddess Did he?! I have to admit I never finished watching that video. I guess that means we won't be seeing that mask again...aww. :(

    • @beastly7106
      @beastly7106 7 років тому +42

      You mean did he beak it hahaha so funny.

    • @adistractionzhhcl4079
      @adistractionzhhcl4079 7 років тому +3

      Morgan Gobin he got a new one

    • @octo_bunny7547
      @octo_bunny7547 7 років тому +6

      he probably doesn't have it anymore beakause it was old

    • @TrueFool188
      @TrueFool188 7 років тому +53

      He doesn't use it because it doesn't fit the doctor aesthetic. He said the one he uses now is closer to an authentic plague doctor mask whereas his other mask is more of a steampunk variety.

  • @TAMAKING-ho8tb
    @TAMAKING-ho8tb 7 років тому +40

    This is so relaxing but at the same time I'm laughing so damn hard

  • @MrChiron12
    @MrChiron12 7 років тому +2

    One thing I love about E's videos is that the lighting is so much easier on my eyes at night.

  • @alexisboyce673
    @alexisboyce673 7 років тому +1

    Honestly, I just love how all of your role plays are interconnected. It’s beautiful. You have a talent for acting and story telling.

  • @OhsweetOhno
    @OhsweetOhno 2 роки тому +4

    Isn’t it nice that Corvus is taking the time out of his day to teach us to care for our pumpkin friends. He is truly an amazing doctor

  • @tadpolegaming4510
    @tadpolegaming4510 7 років тому +151

    ONE OF THE PLAGUE DOCTORS
    *Theorizing intensifies*

    • @ynwa9885
      @ynwa9885 7 років тому +6

      CNGaming the other one is you/us

    • @snipers9390
      @snipers9390 7 років тому +10

      I'm pretty sure I read in the comments and heard on a couple of videos, and I think it was confirmed, that Black Mask Clemmons and White/Brown Mask Clemmons are 2 different people. That's why their voice and demeanors are different.

    • @prestonbugg7422
      @prestonbugg7422 7 років тому +12

      White mask and black mask are brothers.

    • @SCP--qe5cj
      @SCP--qe5cj 7 років тому +4

      Hello

    • @mirzamnimu
      @mirzamnimu 7 років тому

      Preston Bugg I do remember that confirmation from years ago. But where has White Corvus been all this time?

  • @ミカカ花
    @ミカカ花 7 років тому +34

    "a handgrenade... peter why?"

  • @SlyMirya
    @SlyMirya 7 років тому +33

    i skipped ahead and all i see is uncle e hitting a pumpkin with his beak.

  • @kaninekodiak
    @kaninekodiak 7 років тому +367

    Herr Doctor, you should tell us a story of your life (an abridged version, of course. Your *entire* life story could be a bit too long for just one meeting...)
    I noticed you have hinted at past experiences several times, and many people seem to be interested in hearing more.
    I feel it would be very interesting, perhaps disturbing, and would let us get closer to you as our doctor!
    A good idea, no? ~

    • @rea-lb6bu
      @rea-lb6bu 7 років тому +10

      i suspect some army time, maybe ptsd that has led to this channel. just a vague guess

    • @spoofking9347
      @spoofking9347 7 років тому +27

      When he moved to America, he worked in a warehouse as a forklift driver (which he wasn't very good at because of the mask) and then moved into a house, not his house, just a house, and pretty much forced the lady and her child already there too accept him as their new husband and father, all this was explained in some of ERs much earlier videos

    • @tangerineman27
      @tangerineman27 7 років тому +1

      Pleae

    • @loveadumb
      @loveadumb 7 років тому +3

      sometimes a lil mystery is better

    • @Wr0y
      @Wr0y 7 років тому +2

      I worry that you would go beyond a little 'batty' if he divulged you with such informations.

  • @BevinEG
    @BevinEG 7 років тому +79

    I just woke up; TIME TO HEAD BACK TO SLEEP! Thanks Dr.Corvus

    • @BevinEG
      @BevinEG 7 років тому +1

      well... that's great. .=.

    • @seamusdoyle4884
      @seamusdoyle4884 7 років тому +2

      Kadi Kaz Damn you Corvos

    • @BevinEG
      @BevinEG 7 років тому +1

      heheheh indeed

    • @Tabaskoboy57
      @Tabaskoboy57 7 років тому

      Kadi Kaz dead joke

  • @camilapazmino4026
    @camilapazmino4026 5 років тому +3

    Dr. Corvus knows how to give me the tingles and the drowsiness all at the same time. I should NOT be listening to this while working, and I'm definitely NOT commenting just to keep myself awake.

  • @axshampouw3183
    @axshampouw3183 7 років тому +6

    Bruh I feel like everyone’s jaw dropped when they saw that giant mallet and thought he was gonna make Mr. Kropumpkin into a pumpkin spice latte xD

  • @skelly_guy4844
    @skelly_guy4844 7 років тому +1

    I like the heartbeats he added. Nice touch E.R!👍🏼

  • @anactualjoke
    @anactualjoke 7 років тому +41

    Thanks Uncle E for the nice kropotkin joke

  • @ILikedGooglePlus
    @ILikedGooglePlus 7 років тому +53

    8:54 Of course they're patient hands, they've been waiting it your bag for the last ten minutes

    • @ILikedGooglePlus
      @ILikedGooglePlus 7 років тому

      Really!? This didn't get pinned?

    • @grimmage5944
      @grimmage5944 7 років тому +1

      I am midget247 That was funny af 😂😂 I'm surprised you didn't get more likes

    • @justsomebasil7408
      @justsomebasil7408 7 років тому +1

      I am midget247 OH, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA..... I don't get it :T

    • @dogwater4126
      @dogwater4126 6 років тому

      Emily Luxton Sucks I’m calling the p o l I c e

  • @Lance_Borislov
    @Lance_Borislov 7 років тому +24

    *SKIPS AHEAD*
    "Im enjoying the beaking" lol

  • @G.Photogirl
    @G.Photogirl 7 років тому +2

    This is off the charts creative! And I love the accent! Bravo!

  • @tn-ty6zr
    @tn-ty6zr 7 років тому +24

    Arkham's Corvus Dunwich Clemmons... short for ACDC. Coincidence? I think not!

    • @mr.meanor5309
      @mr.meanor5309 7 років тому +6

      timnooo o or, Corvus' initials being CDC, which alternatively stands for Center for Disease Control in Atlanta Georgia

  • @professorx3430
    @professorx3430 7 років тому +3

    I love when you do beaking. If you had a full video just of beaking I would love it

  • @mr.supreme4126
    @mr.supreme4126 5 років тому +7

    SCP-049:Its stiff and hard
    Me: I know your a doctor but not a regular doctor

  • @Djskasos
    @Djskasos 4 роки тому +4

    00:05:00 plague checkup
    00:07:40 preview of treatments
    00:15:45 health assessment
    00:19:00 physical exam
    00:22:30 scalp and body massage
    00:25:54 beaking treatment
    00:30:10 malleting treatment
    00:35:30 calming patient hands treatment
    00:39:13 skull tapping,scratching and beaking treatment
    00:44:45 Surgery prep
    00:47:00 IV administration
    00:48:14 surgery
    00:54:54 cranium removal
    00:55:57 brain removal
    00:58:00 removing obstructions
    01:10:20 bubble wrap tape worm removal
    01:16:50 post-up keyboard relaxation treatment
    01:22:21 ending

    • @anniellusion
      @anniellusion 2 роки тому

      Well done copying and pasting top comment. Nice that you didn't even change the timestamp comments.

    • @Djskasos
      @Djskasos 2 роки тому

      @@anniellusion This was 2 years ago why are you commenting on it, no need for the passive aggressiveness-

  • @BewareTheLiveWire
    @BewareTheLiveWire 7 років тому +81

    Patrolling the Sanitarium almost makes you wish for a Lovecraftian Winter.

    • @keyadasaiv5559
      @keyadasaiv5559 7 років тому +2

      PanzerJuice lol

    • @frederikmortensen6321
      @frederikmortensen6321 7 років тому +2

      Brilliant, absolutely brilliant

    • @rook2394
      @rook2394 7 років тому

      New vegas reference :)

    • @wackyiowa724
      @wackyiowa724 6 років тому +1

      OstFront_Ludwig we won’t go quietly... the Girl Scouts can count on that

  • @usedelectro5648
    @usedelectro5648 7 років тому +12

    I want to hug the hell out of that pumpkin.

  • @CptArg
    @CptArg 7 років тому +5

    Awwww yes, I can't sleep and good old Uncle E with an upload !

    • @LON3WO1FG4MING
      @LON3WO1FG4MING 7 років тому

      Cpt Arganaut That's not *creepy* at all

  • @DefinetelyNotAnAlien
    @DefinetelyNotAnAlien 7 років тому +49

    Y'know, when you used the hammer I actually imagined you'd just smash your patient... for scientific reasons, of course. *cough*

  • @SomethingLog
    @SomethingLog 7 років тому +1016

    Sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat because of the nightmares I have about *the heterosexuals*

    • @crane8015
      @crane8015 7 років тому +28

      I just liked because the 99 bothered me

    • @monochromedream-eatingbaku
      @monochromedream-eatingbaku 7 років тому +37

      This sounds like something Cecil from Welcome to Night Vale would say.

    • @SCP--qe5cj
      @SCP--qe5cj 7 років тому +28

      SomethingElse Logaf
      Homophobic naw you're just heterophobic starin at ma jeans watchin my genitals bulging.

    • @SomethingLog
      @SomethingLog 7 років тому +32

      SCP-049 heterophobia is gay culture

    • @monochromedream-eatingbaku
      @monochromedream-eatingbaku 7 років тому +14

      +SCP-049 Mister Plague Doctor, is Corvus by any chance a friend of yours? If not, what the hell are you doing here, I didn't know the foundation allowed you to use the internet.

  • @mangoowo9421
    @mangoowo9421 5 років тому

    I like the teacher perspective of the ASMR almost like he’s trying to tell you or at least teach you how to do the surgery pretty cool

  • @jpeike1314
    @jpeike1314 7 років тому +1

    Yay my favorite UA-camr posted on my birthday!!!!

  • @autonomouselation9076
    @autonomouselation9076 7 років тому +4

    I can’t see one thing unsettling about this except the tight black gloves. Tight black gloves are always bad news.

  • @anthonyaurel6001
    @anthonyaurel6001 5 років тому +7

    1:04:40 Cause of death: Messed with a hand-grenade in effort to create ASMR sounds.

  • @cyberdynesystems2021
    @cyberdynesystems2021 7 років тому +11

    Freaky, comforting, and funny. Happy Halloween.
    We Are the Future.

  • @onevlogaway
    @onevlogaway 7 років тому

    Thank you Uncle E. The plauge doctor is my favorite character and fall is my favorite season! : )

  • @tangerineman27
    @tangerineman27 7 років тому +10

    OK THEORY TIME
    Maybe Margaret's Garden is where patients go after they have died during experimentation/procedures and they stay in the garden until they are brought back or are "buried" too deep and forgotten...
    it's just a theory but I like this one 😉
    Maybe like do others could see I'd like to get opinions on my theory

  • @emery6070
    @emery6070 6 років тому +11

    So... I'm a girl scout. May I be told what sort of nefarious activity I am participating in?

  • @fromdeathwithlextralove
    @fromdeathwithlextralove 7 років тому

    These kind of videos are the videos I absolutely love for asmr.

  • @austinanderson1474
    @austinanderson1474 7 років тому

    Rift I love you so much for this, Mutual ASMR will be the next wave.

  • @blazewing9382
    @blazewing9382 7 років тому +2

    I love how when he took the light bulb out of his head he sounded really judgemental. "Really?"

  • @bronyrocker96
    @bronyrocker96 7 років тому +30

    Peter Kropumpkin....
    I see what you did there :P

    • @LaudianoHeathen
      @LaudianoHeathen 7 років тому +10

      Yess Uncle E = anarchist confirmed

    • @SPACECATIZZY
      @SPACECATIZZY 7 років тому +1

      QueenF-TheRedPanda I don’t understand

    • @3uujh656
      @3uujh656 7 років тому +6

      CodCoolerYT Peter Kropotkin was a Russian Anarcho-communist and wrote "the conquest of bread"

    • @AnmlPeeweeIsHere
      @AnmlPeeweeIsHere 6 років тому +5

      CodCoolerYT Peter Kropotkin was an anarchist philosopher (anarcho-communist more specifically).

  • @qwertyuiopman100
    @qwertyuiopman100 7 років тому +603

    I, too, fear the heterosexuals.

  • @oliviamalerich462
    @oliviamalerich462 7 років тому +27

    “Corvus Dunwich Clemmons, *ONE* of the resident Plague Doctors at Arkham Sanitarium.... “

    • @CULTOFARTRA
      @CULTOFARTRA 7 років тому +4

      Animallover3541 the other one is you, from that video with the mannequin and you as Corvus’s apprentice

    • @oliviamalerich462
      @oliviamalerich462 7 років тому +1

      Hip With The Kids maybe I am...

    • @oliviamalerich462
      @oliviamalerich462 7 років тому +2

      Hip With The Kids oh wait *facepalm* my brain just started functioning. I forgot that that video meant a new plunge doctor...

    • @thatguyoverthere8097
      @thatguyoverthere8097 7 років тому +1

      Hold up. Dunwich? Dunwich borers? Dunwich building? Fallout? *QUESTION MARK*

    • @drusasachamian1168
      @drusasachamian1168 7 років тому +6

      Thatguyoverthere The Dunwich Horror is a story of Lovecrafts. It was in fallout as a reference.

  • @bookmulch7379
    @bookmulch7379 7 років тому +58

    Rift had a website? I didn't even know... Then again I only use UA-cam nowdays

    • @aaronclark8673
      @aaronclark8673 7 років тому +1

      Bookmulch Forthegame Really? What is its address I must know!

    • @johnlastname7106
      @johnlastname7106 7 років тому +1

      aaron clark it's in the description

    • @williamsundbaum6652
      @williamsundbaum6652 7 років тому +6

      Bookmulch Forthegame He also has an instagram page where he posts a bunch of anti-capitalist and anti-establishment stuff that kinda makes me lose respect for him. I mean he can have differing political views or opinions but I feel like he's dividing his audience by doing so. But meh, it's not a big deal it's just on his instagram page anyway.

    • @frederikmortensen6321
      @frederikmortensen6321 7 років тому +5

      McHaazelnutz you should not take it so literally, it's kind of just the vibe (if that makes sense) he has 😊

    • @williamsundbaum6652
      @williamsundbaum6652 7 років тому +4

      Frederik Mortensen his vibe being writing paragraphs on how bad he thinks of capitalism, that looks pretty literal to me

  • @Theplayerofx
    @Theplayerofx 7 років тому +45

    How does corvus know about the tin foil hat society.... Wait hes a member?! The lore.

  • @irarelypost8784
    @irarelypost8784 2 роки тому

    Four years later and still as amazing as ever.

  • @AndrevusWhitetail
    @AndrevusWhitetail 7 років тому +6

    Funny, i don't recall Mr. Walter Melon having a heartbeat, Mr. Kropumpkin must be from a different plane of existence.
    Also i'm 22 minutes in and i keep being on the edge of my seat and going "Beak him! Beak him!" i think something might be wrong with me.

    • @peresusjacksonfan
      @peresusjacksonfan 7 років тому

      Andrevus Whitetail I thought this was going be a carving video so your not alone

  • @tonygunk4187
    @tonygunk4187 7 років тому +10

    I fail to see how one of your patients skull will calm Peter down

  • @FelonyArson
    @FelonyArson 7 років тому +3

    Peter Kropumpkin author of the famous writing Conquest of Treat

  • @KathrynDok
    @KathrynDok 7 років тому +9

    White mask was making better sound and it was so charismatic, I miss it grеаtly

  • @Yaboi43677
    @Yaboi43677 7 років тому +1

    Proudly just became a level 3 Patron!

  • @cwavy89
    @cwavy89 7 років тому +21

    I couldn't stop wondering if he REALLY has on a tinfoil hat under his black hat

  • @pianopanicattack
    @pianopanicattack 5 років тому +9

    “They did a surgery on a grape!”
    “Yes, but did you see the surgery on the pumpkin?”

  • @zurie_phoenix
    @zurie_phoenix 3 роки тому

    Sometimes I think you just wake up in the morning, and in a really good mood, so you just make videos like these lol

  • @QueenJaneway
    @QueenJaneway 7 років тому +2

    The Doctor is back

  • @Anltee
    @Anltee Рік тому +1

    i remember watching this like 3 years ago and really enjoying it
    i expected myself to leave a comment here but i didn't, so i mind as well leave One now
    Hello me from another time!

  • @jiimjaam
    @jiimjaam 5 років тому +2

    I’ve seen this video like 8 times and I only just noticed the pun in “Peter Kropumpkin.”

  • @nekokitty3347
    @nekokitty3347 7 років тому

    I love the genuine tone of disappointment in this when the plague doctor is taking out various items, the hand grenade is by far my favorite X'D if I didn't already die laughing and people were sleeping I think my insides would rupture.

  • @mrscorpion1829
    @mrscorpion1829 7 років тому +6

    I'm just waiting for "relaxing with the demigorgan" or "professor clemmonds new job at Hawkins"

    • @lordnupus9644
      @lordnupus9644 4 роки тому

      Mr pumpkin does not believe in the Demi gargan he is protected by the tin foil hat all hail tin foil hat

  • @-dear-dark-dilemma-47
    @-dear-dark-dilemma-47 6 років тому

    Tapping and poking a pumpkin... For a bloody hour and a half. That is true craftsmanship

  • @kropokoko
    @kropokoko 7 років тому +11

    Read the pumpkin bread book

    • @3uujh656
      @3uujh656 7 років тому +2

      JbloxTen Google Murray bookchin

  • @SuperAussie999
    @SuperAussie999 7 років тому +3

    One of my fave characters. The other is Rob Ross. Those two can tingle it up like no other lol

  • @juicybrucey_5352
    @juicybrucey_5352 7 років тому +3

    You should do an ASMR role play of an ASMR artist running out of ideas. It’ll be so meta.

  • @diabolicallink
    @diabolicallink 7 років тому +1

    I have preformed many pumpkin surgeries in my days and have never come across their brain... guess I still have lots to learn

  • @deathproofkiramusic
    @deathproofkiramusic 7 років тому +6

    E.R. pls keep doing "the case of" asmr videos cause these and "Face painting Batman" are the best. And are you doing anymore Batman asmr videos?

  • @ASMRnikinice
    @ASMRnikinice 7 років тому +3

    *very good videos;)! thank you:)!*

  • @bennygokgoye3974
    @bennygokgoye3974 7 років тому

    Nice job on making Halloween scarier than it already is

  • @ChrisSmith-xr2ss
    @ChrisSmith-xr2ss 6 років тому +1

    Oh my word. It just clicked. Peter Kropotkin. Wow.

  • @CyberCriminal777
    @CyberCriminal777 7 років тому

    Thank you i always loved the plauge doctor

  • @tegridy5992
    @tegridy5992 7 років тому +12

    53:10 ... parents walk in..

  • @kyleighg356
    @kyleighg356 7 років тому +3

    Should do a “draw my life” with Corvus or Margaret.

  • @caleblyall3046
    @caleblyall3046 7 років тому +100

    patrolling the heterosexuals makes you almost wish for a nuclear winter

    • @wackyiowa724
      @wackyiowa724 6 років тому +11

      Gucci Weeaboo we won’t go quietly. The girl scouts can count on that

  • @groznyeggs2748
    @groznyeggs2748 7 років тому

    You have inspired me to be a plague doctor for Halloween next year

  • @joshbarnett5785
    @joshbarnett5785 3 роки тому

    Love that he is examining a pumpkin

  • @fatpanda3305
    @fatpanda3305 7 років тому

    Here's a trigger I found. Tapping on closed headphones (it's important that they're closed, open don't work) while you have them on your head produces immense tingling and itchy sensation for me.

  • @ThexVaultxTech
    @ThexVaultxTech 7 років тому

    I just gor out of the mental hospital yesterday so this is nice.

  • @etherealworrier
    @etherealworrier 7 років тому +2

    Heh, Peter Kropumpkin. Many breads to you, sir!

  • @connielyons8316
    @connielyons8316 7 років тому +1

    you're the reason im being a plague doctor for Halloween

  • @devin1191
    @devin1191 5 років тому +1

    I now love mallets thank you E.R

  • @BBYGRL76
    @BBYGRL76 7 років тому

    I can’t say thanks enough for the tingles! 👍🏻

  • @wackyiowa724
    @wackyiowa724 3 роки тому

    I absolutely adore the fact when we stab into the pumpkins head. Is when we ask if they feel pain.

  • @t0xc._.trdget289
    @t0xc._.trdget289 Рік тому +2

    *pulls out a lightbulb. concerned stare* "peter... 😨😨 a light bulb?? 😰........ really..?.........it was a dare??.. seems that uh... peter has been engaging in some.. questionable eating habits. 😰....... Pumpkins **SHOULD NOT** 🤬 be eating *LIGHTBULBS* 🤬😤"

  • @joltthefox2252
    @joltthefox2252 7 років тому

    Idk how was i relaxed by watching the video the tapping really made it happen and the voice which i can barely hear

  • @PurplePoppyAnimator
    @PurplePoppyAnimator 7 років тому

    Thanks for helping me sleep with your pumpkin magical whispering bird man!

  • @toluron20
    @toluron20 7 років тому +1

    Doctor Corvus! Looking absolutely Fantastic! Did you do something different?