Corvus Trims Your Bush | ERU ASMR

In lieu of Margaret's 5 minute absence, Corvus has been tasked with the responsibility of trimming and general routine maintenance of your bush.
If you're one of those patients that didn't realize you had a bush to begin with, well... welcome to Arkham Sanitarium! One moment you have tentacles protruding from the lower portion of your face, the next a bush is growing from somewhere out of the lower half of your body! One moment you're human, the next a pineapple! One moment you’re asleep, the next you’re wide awake and being experimented upon! One moment you are reading these words, the next you’ve reached the end of this sentence! Etc., etc., etc., ad infinitum…
00:00:00 Observing Your Bush
00:01:24 Unveiling Your Glorious Bush
00:01:41 Post-Apocalyptic Timeline Problems
00:03:40 Examining Your Bush
00:06:19 A Questionnaire About Your Bush
00:09:46 Inspecting Your Bush
00:10:58 What's In Your Bush?
00:15:46 Spritzing Your Bush - Part 1
00:18:14 Listening To Your Bush
00:20:29 Trimming Your Bush- Part 1
00:25:22 Beaking Your Bush
00:29:12 Trimming Your Bush - Part 2
00:48:23 Spritzing Your Bush - Part 2
00:50:11 The Eldritch Bush Treatment
00:54:42 Fanning Your Bush
00:57:29 Bush Freshener
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