So, I've come up with an idea for a video and I thought I'd share it. Seeing as Halloween is right around the corner, maybe ER could do a trick-or-treating themed video? Like, maybe the viewer is going door to door in the Sanitarium asking for treats/tingles. ER could have his characters dress up for the occasion, or decorate their doors differently depending on which character we're visiting (the Professor could have a bunch of symbols taped to his door, Margaret's could have some blood splatters, the Sabbat Vampire's could have some chains, etc.) Or the roles could be reversed and it's ER's characters coming to our door for candy, dressed up in different costumes. Personally, I think it's a cute idea. What do you guys think?
I hear he and his son run a factory prone to accidents, but I hear he also runs it with his friends making a chain out of it. All that I remember is that they make bits and parts. I also hear they have an unlimited supply
i find these videos hard to fall asleep to because whenever he says something weird I always want to open my eyes and see what he is doing, anyone else like that or is it just me?
darayneman Clearly its not just him since 23 others including me and counting agree. ER vids are both entertaining and relaxing so sometimes you can't help but have to look at what he's doing.
There are two types of people on this earth. People who can figure out and assume what happens when you jump off a cliff, and some who just really need to be sure by jumping off a cliff.
Static _ but if you don't protect this settlement, I will never give you another assignment or travel with you due to the dislike I have for you in just one fell second of "no"
Rift has some of the most interesting videos I mean you will never see any other channels doing what rift can do, I mean the actual thought and thinking and love and effort and work that goes into his videos are crazy and if he reads this keep it up man for real we love ya👍👍🔥
I just love these ones which one of the Arkham Doctors are treating kind and quiet patients and freeing them of their problems. Using the most finest techniques that medicine has achieved.
majestic cheese Nope. If you recall the video "Reprieved" we died in that experiment after the chestburster, well, did its namesake. But then we were sent back cuz the Death that visited us decided to grant us a reprieve. I don't know what happened to Dave since the Facehugger got a hold of him at the end, but I'd assume one of the more, *ahem* capable surgeons removed the creature from him.
You're an ASMR artist Mr. ER. So much passion and dedication in all the videos in this channel! Keep going!! And remember: our lord Cthulhu is watching you and your job!!
Is it bad that I find these videos more entertaining than most shows on TV? I seriously sit up all night watching one after another cause ironically, I can't sleep🤣😂🤣😂
"You have a high pain tolerance don't you, that's what I like to hear." Definitly not a reasuring phrase for a doctor to say. Would make me think I've got the wrong guy.
59:34 Look inside Mr Pterson's body trough the hole in his "belly". If you look closely we can see through the big hole, the first hole, at the back of the watermelon (which we are not supposed to see) that Ephemeral Rift used to put all these objects in the watermelon before shooting his video... The carrot cut in half, the wooden cube, the D20 etc... You can even see a small part of the setting through the holes.
Mother: hey, bobby? Bobby: yeah mom? Mother: can you please get one of those melons from out back for the picnic? Bobby: sure thing, mommy! *he walks out back to get a melon and sees a strange sea-creature picking one* mommy? Mother: yes, bobby? Bobby: there's a strange man stealing the watermelons... Mother: OH GOD *calls 9-1-1* Uncle E: *dashes away with the melons and a spare wig* YOU'LL NEVER CATCH MEEEEEE Mr.Peterson: *doesn't actually say anything* please d-don't hurt m-me... Uncle E: TIME FOR YOUR CHECKUP *runs faster and into the Arkham Sanitarium*
I like how he brings personification to the most interesting of objects or things and brings them to life and gets ASMR from all of it! It’s awesome! :D
When your doctor tells you you're in good hands with him or her. I'd feel more secure that's a doctor confident in his or her abilities to help cure that person.
I could almost believe that he records several videos for one character around the same time: Dave when he's got allergy problems (could just be good acting idk) Corvus and other masked characters when he's growing facial hair for other roles. I feel like he may do a bunch of vids for one character in a week, and then spread them out over a couple of months, along with other characters, so we always have a variety of different characters to watch
ER you are so creative at creating characters for your ASMR videos . I get impressed with your content it always makes me relax when i am stressed thanks for that a lot.
Friends "what were you doing last night?"
Me "watching a man in a fish suit whisper to a watermelon"
SeeYouOnTheSunnySide "watching a man in a fish suit whisper to a watermelon..... And then giving the watermelon surgery and checkups."
Have you been sniffing cocaine again?
Fishsuit?
*Man?*
Oh thats quite something
God will flabbergasted when you share this with Him, as omniscient as He is
I never realized that the abbreviation for Arkham Sanitariam of Mental Rehabilitation was ASMR, whoa
ive only just found out to haha its amazing
I JUST FOUND THAT OUT BECAUSE OF YOU!! THANK YOU
You must be new.
Maarten W. Now you can't unsee it
oh holy fuck i would have never guessd by myself
You, sir, should write a book about riftworld and all of its characters. I'd definitely read that. Kudos to you!!
Lustrous Pinetree actually an audio book read by rift would be even better👌
:o !!
Agreed
Lustrous Pinetree Patrick died
Each chapter explaining each character! BRILLIANT
Imagine the police raiding his house while hes recording this video...
ImUpOnTheMoon Imagine a robber sneaking into his house while him recording this video lol
That police report would be interesting to read...
"Suspect wearing a fish mask dressed as a doctor whilst examining a watermelon"
ImUpOnTheMoon he would go to jail for a long time!
The Trickshoter more Like a psych ward lmao
“Police open up!” “Hold up give me a minute” walks to door with mask on “What seems to be the problem officer” “Uhh nevermind sir have a nice day”
Mr Peterson is more the meloncholic type of patient.
I am proud
wow, this comment has been approved by Sans.
What a bunch of MelOncholy.
Sans The Skeleton oh no it’s you..
Bishop son of a bitch...
I told my psychiatrist about ASMR and now I'm worried he'll find out the dark truth about me.
Watching creatures talk to fruit helps me sleep.
That defently has to say something about you. But don't worry it says the same thing about the rest of us so your not alone ✌️
You can see Dave go in for the handshake and he ends up confused, scared, and angry at the same time.
CodCoolerYT Dear god, he didn’t shake my hand what do I do? That son of a bitch oh wait he’s a melon why did I go in for the handshake?
@@simoncowell7063 I don't think they know what fruit is...
He’s really good at characterization. He’s able to portray his characters so nicely even though they’re all just masks
thats some god tier attention to detail, either that happened on accident or he actually planned that
Can we appreciate how he has this intricate film level prosthetic mask and gloves and is testing a waTERMELON WITH A WIG
*O C E A N M A N*
Saw that coming
MANOCEAN
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND! OCEAN MAN TAKE MY BY THE HAND AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
OOOHHH OCEAN MAN!!!!
Man... I was hoping to see some sing along here in comments.
So, I've come up with an idea for a video and I thought I'd share it. Seeing as Halloween is right around the corner, maybe ER could do a trick-or-treating themed video? Like, maybe the viewer is going door to door in the Sanitarium asking for treats/tingles. ER could have his characters dress up for the occasion, or decorate their doors differently depending on which character we're visiting (the Professor could have a bunch of symbols taped to his door, Margaret's could have some blood splatters, the Sabbat Vampire's could have some chains, etc.) Or the roles could be reversed and it's ER's characters coming to our door for candy, dressed up in different costumes. Personally, I think it's a cute idea. What do you guys think?
*Yes.*
It'd be a ton of work, but I'd love it
Morgan Gobin yes
"This is my Halloween costume dear patient. I simply celebrate, year round."
It would be a work of love and labor... I think it's a good idea
Friend: What do you do to relax?
Me: I watch a fish man scalp a melon.
Friend: 0.o
whats a friend
Wildclaw if I said that to my friend they would think I'm mentally ill and call a hospital then get sent to an asylum for the insane.....
Plush hopefully it's the Arkham Sanitarium
its me xDDD
Fish people hate men. _Besides,_ fish people are all hermaphrodites.
I love the fact that when he asks questions and doesn’t provide an answer it allows us to fill it in with our ideas
I love that Mr. Peterson guy, always funny.
I hear he and his son run a factory prone to accidents, but I hear he also runs it with his friends making a chain out of it. All that I remember is that they make bits and parts. I also hear they have an unlimited supply
i find these videos hard to fall asleep to because whenever he says something weird I always want to open my eyes and see what he is doing, anyone else like that or is it just me?
Yung Wimbo just you
darayneman Clearly its not just him since 23 others including me and counting agree. ER vids are both entertaining and relaxing so sometimes you can't help but have to look at what he's doing.
BossAman Barrage just giving him shit. Calm down
darayneman Nice thumbing your own comment! That's amazing. I don't think I'm the one who needs to calm down here clearly.
BossAman Barrage i actually didn't. I did now though. Awww. Cute how you were so sure.
Son: Hey mom wheres dad?
Mom: Sorry son this joke is getting old
Kyle Simpson The joke about joke getting old is well..old as well
Puffin wrong.
Kyle Simpson hi
Yes
Puffin The joke about the joke about the joke getting old is old as well
What an amazing doctor. Truly a trust worthy and comforting person.
My grandfather's name was Charles Peterson. Maybe this is what happened to him 🤔🤔🤔 Maybe I should become a patient to find the truth behind it all.
Austin Peterson It's too late to become a patient because you already are one.
Lul that's amazing
Austin Peterson Maybe you should shut the fuck up.
You don’t want to know what happened to him when he visited Corvus when he went bold.
There are two types of people on this earth. People who can figure out and assume what happens when you jump off a cliff, and some who just really need to be sure by jumping off a cliff.
"Are you a smoker?"
"No. I'm a watermelon."
“But I was before”
19:49
Dave: How's that feel Mr Peterson?
Mr Peterson: Totally not like a dagger to the heart.
Da da ptsss
Damn it looks like Mr. Peterson has a bad case of melonoma.
Leland Moore ......I dont get it
Leland Moore ...oh..it's a fallout thing...ok 😒
Leland Moore id rather not actually
Static _ but if you don't protect this settlement, I will never give you another assignment or travel with you due to the dislike I have for you in just one fell second of "no"
Him and his settlement need our help, Preston! Can you mark the location on my map?
55:47 I see why they call you "Deep One"
He's got quite the reputation
The deep-fingering-fishman
BA-DUM-PHISH
FTFY, God Enel.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
that’s H A W T
Imagine Rift in VR !
There is Rift in VR, it's called Oculus Rift S
@@Lucasger lmao
@@statuz4949 Just the truth
@@Lucasger ahhh, they meant the uploader
Mr. Peterson is such a melon! 😂
stop
kyler philpott stfu
ASMRRRYEAH ive never heard someone say that
ASMRRRYEAH jaja
Wow. That was hurtful.
This is actually my favourite ER character... Wish we could seem him more often, with his unique mixture of calmness + humour. He's superb!!
I love the effort you put into your videos. The costumes, backrounds, etc. It's amazing.
I didn't know Anthony Fantano visits the sanitarium 🤔
That melons hair line is as strait as a roller coaster
Jesus christ. You just violated an inanimate object.
"You tastes great Mr. Peterson."
So when is Cuthulu coming?
Complete guess here, but I'd hope 666,666 subscribers
Immortalmasks.com
About 6 hours ago
Nice job predicting the future
I like how when mr Peterson asks what they do with harvested tingles he instantly changes the subject
No melon's were harmed in the making of this video. (I love your videos and how wide the range of themes and situations there are)
"And that's how I lost my medical licence!"
Next video: Eating a watermelon.
the sugary flesh of melon
You monster!
ThePrehistoricMaster next video eating Mr.peterson ☺
canabulisum!
ThePrehistoricMaster or better yet *pokes hole unzips pants*
The arkham sanitarium looks exactly how I imagined it would.
This is the most soothing horror movie I have ever seen and at the same time the most insane ASMR story to put in words!
Lol so true
So glad to see that Dave is still alive and well!
is it just me, or do you guys also see the face of a very creepy boy on the light reflex of that melon?
Leonardo Lux De Lima I would say Girl/Woman but wtf yes
I don't see it?
FCV look at the shiniest part of the melon.
oh god it's haunted
It has nice hair
Rift has some of the most interesting videos I mean you will never see any other channels doing what rift can do, I mean the actual thought and thinking and love and effort and work that goes into his videos are crazy and if he reads this keep it up man for real we love ya👍👍🔥
Tfw u talk to a melon for 1 hour
Jenny Fitzgerald ez
ваиаиаяаиg шеildeя ii
No u idiot he was talking to Mr.Peterson
Well, you see, Dave is probably a Falmor
@@kurosakitagami2788 Mr. Peterson's a damn watermelon!
I can't believe how much I love these ASMR vids. By FAR Dr Dave the creepy fish doctor is my favorite.
When he starts cutting the fucking thing 😂😂
I just love these ones which one of the Arkham Doctors are treating kind and quiet patients and freeing them of their problems. Using the most finest techniques that medicine has achieved.
Dad: "son, what is your job?"
Me: "I dress up like a blobfish and talk to watermelons for entertainment."
I swear, that brushing makes me tingle every time.
Sooo......did you remove the chestbuster?
*remove
*majestic
CodCoolerYT sorry for my bad english Im from Korea btw
majestic cheese it’s ok
majestic cheese Nope. If you recall the video "Reprieved" we died in that experiment after the chestburster, well, did its namesake. But then we were sent back cuz the Death that visited us decided to grant us a reprieve. I don't know what happened to Dave since the Facehugger got a hold of him at the end, but I'd assume one of the more, *ahem* capable surgeons removed the creature from him.
Flevir thank you for explaining!
Well this checkup took a left turn reallll fuckin fast
He's upset because he wants to marry another melon in secret but they cantaloupe...
Dicky Crisps I see what ya did there ;)
Dicky Crisps it took a second but I got it
Dicky Crisps no
Still a better love story than Twilight
You're an ASMR artist Mr. ER. So much passion and dedication in all the videos in this channel! Keep going!! And remember: our lord Cthulhu is watching you and your job!!
とてもリアルですね！
びっくりしました！
音もよかったです！👍👍👍
The tingles I got from this video was enough for me to fall asleep at my desk. Awesome job!
This video was very Meloncholy and sometimes I wonder, water you doing.
I like puns
Joe Groves Ha that was Punny
Tyler Gidley Fair enough
Tyler Gidley Why don't you take your own advice
You know what i love about ER is that he can talk to a watermelon for a hour
what happens if you have to sneeze in that Dave costume...?
He sneezes, it has nose holes
Endernate2 you sneeze out your mouth
SN1P3DxYURxM4W and your nose, either way its the same
Hold it in
Both gills and noise
Is it bad that I find these videos more entertaining than most shows on TV? I seriously sit up all night watching one after another cause ironically, I can't sleep🤣😂🤣😂
Slipknot should take notes
Relaxed yet Super Interested
I have never had an ASMR that made me Fight sleep... I love this
"You have a high pain tolerance don't you, that's what I like to hear." Definitly not a reasuring phrase for a doctor to say. Would make me think I've got the wrong guy.
Wow. Dave sure is comforting. Totally wouldn’t want anyone else warning me about the pain I’m going to experience.
There's got to be a point where he thinks;
"what the hell am I doing right now?"
In every video
This video has put me to sleep every night since it was posted, love this video
Dudeeeee its only 1pm. Well... its time to go to bed.
Yuri ' it 1am for me
59:34 Look inside Mr Pterson's body trough the hole in his "belly".
If you look closely we can see through the big hole, the first hole, at the back of the watermelon (which we are not supposed to see) that Ephemeral Rift used to put all these objects in the watermelon before shooting his video... The carrot cut in half, the wooden cube, the D20 etc...
You can even see a small part of the setting through the holes.
I can't believe that I only just noticed that the 'Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Rehabilitation' is ASMR in its initials! I'm so stupid!
Haha, this is so morbidly entertaining yet relaxing. Good work!
Right before it ended, there should've been just a few seconds of him eating a big slice of watermelon
I've been waiting for AGES for your collab with theneedledrop and it's finally here! Worth the wait, yo
I'm.... confused.... is this meant to give tingles or induce nightmares. It's doing a good job of both.
It's 50 50
Finally ive been waiting for a dave video for forever!!! Love you Uncle E
hahah muito bom, parabéns pelo projeto
Your creativity and imagination are unmatched.
Mother: hey, bobby?
Bobby: yeah mom?
Mother: can you please get one of those melons from out back for the picnic?
Bobby: sure thing, mommy! *he walks out back to get a melon and sees a strange sea-creature picking one* mommy?
Mother: yes, bobby?
Bobby: there's a strange man stealing the watermelons...
Mother: OH GOD *calls 9-1-1*
Uncle E: *dashes away with the melons and a spare wig* YOU'LL NEVER CATCH MEEEEEE
Mr.Peterson: *doesn't actually say anything* please d-don't hurt m-me...
Uncle E: TIME FOR YOUR CHECKUP *runs faster and into the Arkham Sanitarium*
The Grumpy Rob Show xD
The Grumpy Rob Show .good show.
I like how he brings personification to the most interesting of objects or things and brings them to life and gets ASMR from all of it! It’s awesome! :D
Bro I went form stranger things to asmr with a watermelon😂
When your doctor tells you you're in good hands with him or her. I'd feel more secure that's a doctor confident in his or her abilities to help cure that person.
Son: Mom, where's dad?
Mom: He's in the other room making videos while people drive a joke into the ground.
Son: Oh...
I could almost believe that he records several videos for one character around the same time:
Dave when he's got allergy problems (could just be good acting idk)
Corvus and other masked characters when he's growing facial hair for other roles.
I feel like he may do a bunch of vids for one character in a week, and then spread them out over a couple of months, along with other characters, so we always have a variety of different characters to watch
Drinking game: every time Dave says "brain"
Glambertx96 Honestly, I would die from alcohol poisoning lmao
ER you are so creative at creating characters for your ASMR videos . I get impressed with your content it always makes me relax when i am stressed thanks for that a lot.
I don't think Dave has a medical license
How dare you !!
@@EphemeralRift I apologize
you are getting better and better by each video
That moment you realize Rift is left handed
I'm loving the digital artwork!!
Nausea? Upset stomach? WebDM: Cancer
I love the originality and creativity of your content
oh..
I clicked to make fun of the thumbnail. skipped through and its one of the most relaxing asmr videos I've ever seen
I died when I saw Dave face from this point of view, looking like a rotten fish
Good job ER! Your such a versatile and innovative person! You are my favorite ASMR Artist!
Imagine your parents would know what you actually looking in UA-cam..
28:08
Oh Corvus, i'm remember one thing about him when he SMASH the watermelon with an knife 😅
Flashback
Awesome art in the beginning!
I think Mr Peterson has turned himself into a watermelon
Nah, there are implications that he's been a watermelon for his whole life
funniest stuff I've ever seen
“mooom! dad’s performing experimental surgeries on watermelons in a fish suit again!!”
#1: Dave looks like he is depressed.
#2: I require explanation on why he said it was post-apocalyptic
Because the entire city flooded
Dave is back!!! He's my favourite of your characters, Rift!
Iv watched every video, why the fuck am i only just realising Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Rehabilitation is ASMR?! Fuck me.
Oh wow, that guy was in my graduating class at Carnegie Mellon. I always thought the headaches were just an excuse to ditch classes.
Ooooo weeeee, rift, this one looks like a goody
Never would I ever have thought watching a man talk to a melon be so absolutely wonderful. What a time to be alive ❤🍉
19:49 LOL