The lion King (1994) explained by an idiot
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In pride, a male mates with several females, which means Simba and Nala were cousins? They should have called it The Lion Kink fr
I love this😂
@@p-__ t r y h a r d
Bruh
No,it would make them half-siblings,if they were to have different parents,that were related(to the other one's parents) ,then that would make them cousins,but in this analogy,Mufasa would be the father of both
They were half siblings aktchually 🤓
"...and we get a shot that, I'm pretty sure, spawned a whole generation of furries."
I'm not a furry or anything, but hear me out, Nala was 100% giving Simba the "f*ck me" eyes.
That was the highlight of the video for me. And even when I was young and saw lion king for th first time, something felt very sexual about that scene
"I'm not a furry, but..."
A wise man once said, "we all know what is going on here, the kids dont know. But we know."
Nah you're not a furry, you just really got into the movie and felt like you were a lion, so with that level of lion that you are you want to fuck another lion, totally reasonable.
@@p-__ why did I laugh at this
Fun fact: Originally Nala's reason to leave the pride lands and hunt in the Jungle wasn't just to hunt for food. In a deleted scene we find out that Scar was down bad for her and wanted to force her into becoming his queen.
Just to remind y'all: Simba and Nala were born roughly around the same time.
They added it in the musical version too; the specific song for it is called "the madness of scar"
Was it? Or was just an animated video?
That would’ve gotten the movie rated PG-13 or R.
The Lion Queen: The Final Fuckening.
But for real
Seeing that he and Mufasa were the only males in the pack, that meant he was hitting on either his daughter or his niece
6:13 I still can't believe the animators/artists managed to make _a friggin LION look flirtatious_ and managed to sneak it in into A KIDS MOVIE. Someone at the studios had a field day animating this.
And did it with one hand
@@LubuntuuserIn a fur suit
This man both ruins and blesses childhoods… pure talent right here
Bad bot
@@p-__ Your farts stink too.
@@p-__wtf bro stop spamming this on all the comments
@@p-__ thing is you think you're funny and quirky but it's literally just embarrassing for you
@@p-__I reported you for child abuse
Literally makes every single movie 50x better
indeed
Jesus loves you
Dang bro I didn't even realize how similar Scar actually might be to Hitler before 2:31.
Which is especially funny since it was Mufasa and later Simba who wanted to keep the hyenas out of their lion ethnostate. If you think about it, the message of the movie is basically "if you let people who aren't like you into your country, everything will go to shit", which is literally Nazi rhetoric, but what do I know.
Yeah, all you have to do is add a funny looking mustache and turn the pridelands into poland
@generalrubbish9513 You know you have a point.
Aidon sure knowles
@@generalrubbish9513 Scar is Stalin. He put the least productive members of society in charge and overthrew the productive gulag lions for being successful and then everyone starves.
Sarabi is honestly my favorite in this movie. The pain she must feel of losing Mufasa and thinking she lost her son, both at once, and she was still the Queen to the rest of the pride. She's probably a big reason why the lions survived for as long as they did. She's my spirit animal, a true Queen!
Rafiki mightve been an amazing character in the actual movie, but High Boi's hilarious descriptions make him the GOAT of this vid
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@@p-__ That's a lie, I've smelled both
nah he is a monkey not a goat man... cmon not that hard
@@p-__ This is the funniest fucking bot I've ever seen
i can always never get enough of high boi's videos, it's so good it almost feels like it's not that long
brother you didnt evan watch the video it came 19 min ago and you commented 15 min ago
@@amiriboiiii319 i commented before watching it obviously, get the point man!
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@@amiriboiiii319me who's seen 90% of High Boi's videos, paused the video in the first 10 seconds so I could leave this comment
@@beefynfn there are several bots like this on every channel. You report them and youtube literally does nothing because they do not give a shit.
I like how the title says "The Lion King (1994)" stating this is the *real* Lion King movie
I mean yeah? It was the only one to EVER exist very weird he put that there.
bc there is a new real life version movie @@Blackfedoraowner
@@Blackfedoraowner *cough cough* Lion King live action remake *cough cough*
@@AllenTheAnimator004 my comment was a joke come on you gotta add on.
@@AllenTheAnimator004why are you making stuff up
I love how this man not only explains movies in a understandable way but also puts in some of the funniest jokes and side comments I’ve ever heard.
“Doing crackhead kung-fu” as someone who lives in an area that has your occasional crackhead, I promise you this is way more terrifying in real life than in the movie
@@p-__ we couldnt care less
@@p-__how do you know?
@@p-__gonna need some proof on that buddy
Hahaha funny bot
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I believe it
5 seconds in and High Boi has truly revealed his lion kink
:O
it was actually 1 second
Stopping anyone for saying first :)
w a l t u h
I see, you're here too?
9:38 "this movie gets 7 fajitas out of 8 gallons of diesel"
man i love the taste of diesel, tastes very fajitary.
So 7 fajitas out of 8 gallons of diesel...
One fajita has about 350kCal, so 2450 for the seven in total.
One gallon of diesel has 11 000 kCal and weighs 3.22kg. A total of 283360 kCal.
In the end The Lion King scores 2450/283360 or 0.86/100.
I guess he really doesn't like this movie.
@@Tibovl hmmm, im still going to drink 8 gallons of diesel with 7 fajitas.
1:35
The one time where high boi reached his maximum high.
A few honourable mentions:
* Scar named himself scar - before that he was called "Taka" which means garbage.
* Scar also ATE Mufasa, judging by the lion's skull that he puppets in a scene while talking to Zazu.
* The hyenas survive by cannibalising each other - something that was confirmed by Disney.
What were his parents thinking when naming him “Taka”? That’s the most blatant form of favoritism I’ve seen.
Well that’s f*cked up
Just googled it, lions don't eat other adult lions unless there's a severe lack of food
Scar didn't eat mufasa. That's not a lions skull. I forgot what it was, but Disney used to be way too good about accuracy to life to not make a genuine looking lion skull.
@@88HELLJUMPER88 baboon
The scene of Mufasa being killed is what helped my younger self realize the true meaning of getting emotional while watching movies.
I felt more for the random high-eena that scar killed in a green geyser...
That is to say, Mufasa was a husk when it comes to personality.
@@InevitableOption-ic2vx never understood how Bambi's mom dying was more traumatizing than Mufasa. all they did was stop drawing the deer.
4:50 yeah basically matpat did the math and said it was possible for him to live off bugs and survive
Also these Cartoon Bugs look WAY juicier and tastier than Real Life Bugs.
@@TheWinjin fr 💀
@@TheWinjin fr man like id be eating insects if they looked like that in real life
1:25 Telling your uncle that you're "hard as fuck" is not a great idea.
I'm sorry that you had to face a rough childhood. 💀
As someone else points out, Nala and Simba are possibly half siblings or cousins. I'm surprised High Boi didn't mention that
@@p-__Why are you doing this
@@Calbjrdprobably a fetish
Too busy trying realizing this movie was patient 0 for furry-kink.
Too busy trying realizing this movie was patient 0 for furry-kink.
@@TheGreatToki Close, but patient 0 was actually Disney's Robin Hood
As a kid, I named my three goldfish after the hyenas; Shenzi, Banzai and Ed.
I had a bunny named Simba 😂
Miss that Lil bugger
my black retarded cat is named simba
0:39 "WE ARE LITERALLY HIS FOOD" had me
2:20 a missed opportunity to call Simba Simpa.
Oh, but he did. “So anyway Anal and Simpa ditch Zasu
2:05
Scar was the second board. Which basically means that he had really no power. Scars given name is taka, and if I recall correctly, it translates to the word trash. So literally scar and mufasa's parents, named scar trash because he was the second born. Talking about starting off on the wrong foot.
Some African cultures actually name kids like that to protect them, because they believe evil spirits will leave them alone.
So naming Scar "Taka" was basically saying, "you don't want trash, do you? Go find something you'll like better."
Lions with black manes also aren't considered as attractive IRL, meaning Scar was less likely than Mufasa to find a mate.
So with that context, their parents were actually trying to give their weaker, less attractive son a better shot at life by driving away bad luck to give him an edge when everything else was stacked against him.
@@VNightmoon you got it mixed up... black mane means they're healthy and filled with an abundance of testosterone... the ladies love it.
Imagine "hi trash"
"How are you trash?"
"Why did trash kill mufasa?"
@@LordNapking You're right, I got it mixed. There is a downside to darker manes, though, and that's higher body heat, which can cause stress and shorten their lifespan.
Scar is shown to be physically smaller and weaker than Mufasa, so that could be a combination of genetics and not getting as much nutrition as the stronger sibling.
Meaning, he may be the more handsome of the pair by lion standards, but it's still a drawback when Mufasa can easily kick his ass and assert dominance, hence why Scar never fights him head-on and resorts to subtler tactics. And if he was a smaller cub, it still makes sense to give him an edge by naming him Taka.
Beauty only goes so far, after all.
oof, poor taka or trash😅
Best sarcastic reviews of all UA-cam, and a good part of it is because when something doesn't make sense to you, you end with "doesn't matter". Shows a lot of self awareness and respect for movies in general even under a ton of critiques 😁
@@p-__let me sniff them to make sure
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@@nictactoe1496Why do you think he's so high?
@@nemuri6295 being chronically online does that to people lol
"The Hunter becomes the Hunter-ed, the Chaser has become the Chosed." Literally fell on my ass laughing at that Xavier Renegade Angel segment. High Boi is a certified madlad for knowing that show existed.
i agree
If he's a fan, that would actually explain his ranking system
The glazed donut meme made me spit out my last semblance of maturity 😂
8:39 "Rafiki's there too, doing crackhead kung-fu" bars
Somebody give this man a Grammy!
A fajita weighs on average of 341.84g
Multiply by 7 and that is 2392.88
Diesel weighs approximately 3.22 kg per galon
Multiply that by 8 and you get 25.76
Equalising to allow for a percentage means that 25.76 needs to be multiplied by 1000
This makes it 25760
Additionally the decimal for the fajitas number needs to be accounted for, so multiplying by 100 is necessary
Therefore the rating is 239288/2576000
Simplified is
4273/46000
Thank you I appreciate it
I'm done
Its ironic that I found this after thinking to myself: maybe the score can be calculated by kcal of each item?. You did good, biochemist approved
"Simba, when I am gone you will be king"
Next song: Oh I just can't wait to be king🎶
4:28 I really expected you to say something more like, "So they pissed in his face to wake him up." But you took the high road. Good for you.
2:41 The animal is blue wildebeest 😁 if someone is wondering.
1:34 Best scene I have seen this month
He too high, he's getting these thoughts
MooooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
3:32 Oohh, I'm happy i get to do this to high boi. Lions can't sprint for a long time. Man was prolly already tired
2:45
They're called wildebeasts.
And they are basically African meese
I think that title goes to the elland because that's the biggest antelope
0:12 bro I can't
(look at the pictures in the background)
My goodness 😂
The one with Simba holding a WD-40 killed me XD
4:33 “Depresso espresso” gonna use that from now on lol
Lol
The chaser has become the chōōōsed 5:44
7:45 *Jesse, We need to cook.*
Your movie rating system gets more accurate, and easier to understand with each video!
I give it 17 socket wrenches, out of 23 Mexican jumping beans, but I'm biased. It's one of 2 films I saw with my grandmother in theaters. The other was Balto. Solid 9 pizza bagels, out of 10 grams of weed.
@@p-__well, your sense of humor certainly isn't better.
Not even close.
I mean, who fails at a fart joke?
@@dudepool7530 me when i realize its a bot:
I give it 8 enchiladas out of 20 black single mothers
Back to the days when cartoons will make you cry like a b*tch
@@p-__why?
Fun Fact: African wildebeest, when fully grown, can weigh in excess of 500 pounds. In the movie "The Lion King", Mufasa gets trampled by an entire herd of them, so realistically, Simba wouldn't be able to visit his dad's corpse. He'd be able to visit a stain on the ground.
As if his death wasn't dark enough as it is
0:33 the adults after my mom stole my birthday money:
I've only seen this movie a couple time but Lion King 1 & 1/2 was one of my favorite movies growing up. I've seen that one a few hundred times and seeing anything about the first one always makes me want to rewatch it
I haven't gotten to watch the video yet but I just want to say that I enjoy your reviews so much that I would be so happy to watch longer versions! You're always rushing through to get everything in under 10-15 minutes, but I would a hundred percent watch longer videos as long as you're the one speaking!!!! Love listening to your stuff man keep it up!
@@p-__true, like that comment so high boi sees it
same bro, 99999%
0:24 Yeeting him 😅🐖🦁
0:25 0:28 Joke alert
Also T H R O W S O M E D I R T I N Y O U R E Y E 0:23
8:50
Y’know sh!t’s real when Ed’s pupils goes into focus.
Never seen this channel before. Kid pulled this video up on UA-cam and it's the first interest he has ever shown in the movie so I started paying attention since he was. I was laughing my ass off though it didn't do much for my boy as he still hasn't watched the movie. Great explanation sir.
I’m honestly surprised that it took 27 years for High Boi to rate this one.
so that means it took like 50 to rate 2001 a space odyssey
It's crazy how much better these explanations are when I'm familiar with the movie lol
7:02 Let's appreciate the BG image of WD40, and his efforts to make the story even funny.
1:43 losing my shit right now bc of that thank you for the meme
9:10
Simba really said bitch slap
2:55 That'a a Gnu. Antilope Gnu to he exact, it is an afrcan moose.
2:38 They're wildebeest if ur wondering lol
Why does he call himself an “idiot” when he’s a literal and comedic genius.
there is nothing that makes my day more than watching your videos keep making more and doing great on them.
I am so glad I found this channel! Haven't laughed this hard in a long time and I subscribed. Thank you so much!!!
Him: extreme loyalty to the crown or smthg-
Me: * getting Bahubali 2 flashbacks *
Actually Simba's diet of insects probably made him stronger than other lions since insects are 80% protein compared to gazelles or antelopes or other lion food. Also since Simba needs more calories he would have eaten a ton of bugs so he would have way more protein which is why he is stronger than Scar in the end and killed him without combat skill.
Keep in mind they are inferior protein.
Simba is stronger than Scar because Scar is a weak lion. He looks skinny and malnourished even at the start. Scar is also old while Simba is a young lion in the prime of his life.
Simba needs meat and bone to harden his teeth like dogs so a diet of pure insects would have made his teeth weak and rotten
Me when I spout nonsense on the internet:
A better explanation is that Simba is younger and Scar is old and probably not eating good because of how he destroyed the circle of life and the food became worse quality because of his actions, or maybe he became lazy and lost his muscles.
Delete your comments or ELSE@@p-__
3:57 man scar should have asked senator Armstrong to kill him but ig he was busy making the mother of all omelettes
the background image at 0:53....
Thank you for uploading this just as I was looking for a a video to watch while I eat my pasta lunch, High Boi, you truly are the UA-camr of all time.
and i was wondering what i was gonna watch on my lunch break, bro uploaded at the perfect time
High Boi may not be my dealer, but he always delivers
1:26 Line that i can relate to
When "long live the king" is so iconic that he doesn't even try to parody it
Can absolutely rely on a high boi video to cheer me up, i love these videos
You need to post more videos homie! I’ve had to rewatch too many if your videos. There are endless movies you can explain lol we’re just here for your added humor.
This channel is just the best. Fun fact: the fruit Rafiki's eating is the same type of fruit he "anoints" Simba's head with at the beginning. That's why it takes him that long to recognize Simba's scent.
1:36 got me laughing way too fucking hard lol
The only movie recap channel that feels right to me
8:40 Rafiki doing crack head konfu😂
I love how he’s so high, he didn’t bother to capitalize lion in the video title
I grew up with the liong king and I am so happy I did. I found this so funny high boi never fails to give a good time.
High boi out here making the descent of mankind tolerable 😂 props to you my guy 👊
@@p-__ good for you (said in a condescending tone)
I wish High Boi was my history teacher
Happy to see this channel blow up. Love your Original and unique content man. Congratulations
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3:41 gave me a flashback of the Mufasa joke from All Def's dad jokes lmao.
2:30
OH MY GOD I NEVER REALIZED THAT 💀💀💀💀💀😭
Sam like I really thought it was just them getting in a formation
Each time I watch high boi, I feel high.
1:09 wtf do those donuts represent?
Edit: Nevermind.
I think they are ***holes
Xd
The edit makes it funnier I think
Lion Boi never fails to deliver.
@@p-__ tf?
@@p-__ dude why are you replying on every comment 😭
8:58 acurate
6:36 CAT
Dude I love ur rating systems! It's the best part of the video! 😊
i swear high boi has the greatest rating system ive EVER seen
thanks for filling my mouth up with another amazing upload!!
I been waiting for this to be uploaded, this mad lad did it, thank you.
5:44 high boi I beg you to do a full summary of Xavier: renegade angel. I know you do movies and not shows but please make an exception
I'm commenting at 2:36 but this shit is funny as hell already
I finished a bowl of ramen in 1:15 seconds let that soak in
Thanks you High boi these are my favorite things to watch
Every time a new high boi video is posted my will to live increases
Plot holes be darned, I still love the Lion King. When it came out the Daycare I went took us to theater to see it. It was great back in those days. We pulled up to the theater in 2 hatchback station wagons packed with kids like they were clown cars. We all cried when Mufasa died.
Not a lot of plot holes. The sequel had so many it hurt
If you look in the lore of the lion king, that prince was named Kopa i think. Read somewhere he was murdered by Zira and Simba had another kid named Kiara ( the lion king two) and in the spin off the lion guard ( that was after kiara was born but before the events that happened throughout the movie of TLK 2 ) Simba had another son and his name is Kion
I love your vids man keep it up bro
bro finally i been waiting so long for new vid
Ironic that this video should come out literally just a few days after I watched this movie for the first time in a couple years...nicely done, High Boi, nicely done *applauds*
Not ironic. Go find a dictionary and make friends with it.
@@cainster
...for Pete's sake, it was a joke 🤦♀