This Imperial PLAY Uses LIVE ROUNDS - The Games Of Penance EXPLAINED - Neva's Insane Performance
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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Neva is simultaneously the best and worst planet in the Imperium lol
That’s true for most planets in the imperium
If you can't leave it, love it.
Damn even the sisters of battle don't approve this stupidity
She's just like "I don't care they're xenos, you will not disrespect our foe in such a way!"
Well, the play apparently does have a fake saint, that alone would probably trigger the Sisters of Battle to no end. But the mockery of the Eldar and the usage of live ammunition likely do take things too far, it's supposed to be a play where people are entertained, not watch lives be taken on a fake battlefield for fake glory.
Also population control of pathological dissidents
@@jessikablake4784 what the fuck?
@@Nyghtking is that what was actually said? Because I can't see a sister giving a sh!t about Xenos scum. The stupid loss of innocent lives for some holy theatrics however I understand
Okay but tbh. for Warhammer standards it's pretty humanitarian that the wounded of this spectacle get proper medical treatment.
When a fanatic tells you you have gone too far , you have gone too far
exterminatus level too far i think....
Sorry but the Adepta Sororitas are not fanaticals. We are talking about a universe where thoughts become real thanks to the warp.
In this case it is not fanaticism, it is just common sense.
Or maybe the fanatic is not fanatic enough
@@DeltaPi314I like this comment very much
@@DeltaPi314
Not fanaticals?? Yes. Yes they are. They can still have good sense, though. At times.😅
If GOD DAMN Sister of Battle is outraged over mockery of their enemies you know you fucked up.
Mockery breeds complacency, which breeds underestimation.
Real broke acting students would DIE for this role
😂😂😂😂😂
Sisters of Battle: Hello? yes, High Marshall Helbrect? Hold on I'm adding Chapter master Vulkan He'Stan to this Vox call.
Helbrecht: they do what?! Unnaceptable! WAH!
Vulkan He’Stan: They’re doing what with innocent young people?!
@@Aberinkula9
*Gravel throat noises*
I domt think ita a good idea to have them in a call together after what happened with grimaldus
Hold on, I am forwarding this to Guilliman.
I expected the Sisters to be utterly outraged at the "replica" of Celestine more than anything else
Imagine if a straight up Angel or Moses or someone came and said "stop reenacting the Birth of Christ" like why would they actually keep doing this then?! 😂
Edit: I get it, this comment sucks :(
Give how most ‘religious’ people act they’d probably declare them the anti-Christ
They'll probably shoot mosee Or the angel as the imperium at this point has probably forgotten that the emperor himself used to be JC. Hence they would treat it as heresy
@@greenfrog8851the man isn't talking about in 40k, he's talking a hypothetical situation in real life
@@keungcho5934 Heheheheh
You underestimate the stupidity of humanity, especially where religion is concerned.
Looks like the authorities of this planet will have to explain to the Inquisition why they thought imitating the Harlequins and wasting ammos, at the cost of several pointless human deaths in add, was a good idea.
Oh no, the Inquisition wouldn't care about the deaths. Its the trafficking with Xenos ideas that would get those authorities executed.
To be fair, unless it's a particularly uptight inquisitor, the Inquisition likely wouldn't care... Not when there's more pressing threats to the Imperium.
Also to be further fair it sounds like they mostly use this as way to purge undesirables. Even more of a reason the Inquisition wouldn't give a shit. I'm honestly surprised the Sister of Battle DID, though I suspect that has more to do with mocking the glorious dead and possibly the fake Celestine over the loss of life.
The Inquisition would not give much of a fuck. Planetary authorities are free to do whatever they want and this doesn't really look heretical to me, just pointless.
The administratum won't care so long as a tithe is paid, too.
@@refurbishedtechpriest9076 Unless you know, the inquisition decided there was a CHANCE this was an event that the being orchestrated by the Dark Eldar in the shadows
The Adeptas Sororitas know Slaaneshi corruption when they see it
It does seem quite excessive.
How this is slanessh corruption?
@@whiteeye3453 having children slaughter each other in a play?
just cause its "more authentic art piece" that way?
@@housewilma4904 it isn't slanessh corruption
It doesn't have victims enjoy pain of being shot and people who watched it cannibalize of dead people
In fact those who lived they were healed with best doctors and those who died had best funeral
That isn't slanessh corruption
@@housewilma4904 I'd say that's more Khorne.
I'm reminded of that TV show the Pacific, where the guy playing as John Basilone yells at some recruits about how the Japanese Soldier has been at War sense the cadets were in diapers.
I can see a sister giving a version of that speech that is more Pious and more angry at the same time
And with more bolter rounds
@@pedromoura1446 he ha
I bet the child survivors most likely would be either taken in my a space marine chapter or join the planetary Imperial Guard regiment
or even join the tempestus scions
Edit: I didn't know you were a chapter master
@@saipranavpalla1467tempestus scion are reserved for the nobles of the imperium i think that the survivor will be most likely sent to the planetary guard but as cadet officier or shock troop with the veteran in my opinion
@@thomasmorel8033 I don't think they are, at least in the version of lore I'm familiar with. Tempestus Scions are the orphans from Schola Progenium who didn't make the cut to become Commisars (mostly through lack of people's skills and charisma, not convitction), but are still very talented so they make extraordinary special forces/shocktroopers
There's a difference between surviving a deathmatch and being a good soldier. Imagine you put one of these survivors into a logistics unit that drags crates from point A to point B 24/7.
You don't want a soldier to be a trigger happy kid on some drug. And yes, I know penal legions exist in 40k but they are only useful for one thing. The Guard on the other hand has a more versatile function.
@@chrismath149 well you dont put a survivor of a fucking battle royale in a logistic regiment at the beginnig and even if they do let me remind something the Guard is like the army everybody is a is expected to be a fighter if shit goes down really hard and you how it go in 40k univers so.....
Was this the planet featured in the first Sisters of Battle novel?
The very first one Faith annd Fire by James Swallow. And yes, the Sisters of Battle crashed the party. In the same book you you learn that when the Sisters scream repent at you and you do so; they might actually spare you.
I read this in a omnibus book, and I have to agree with the sisters of battle with finding the reenactment revolting.
It’s worse if I remember this correctly. It was a stage performance with kids involved. The eldar ones had styrofoam mock ups
One of the many rules of the 40k universe: Never piss off the Sisters of Battle.
Unless you are a Salamander.
Yeah, I know I'd die but I'd still take a leak on their dumb piano tanks in full view of them.
Unless you're the Salamanders (like in Pariah Nexus).
“Ladies and gentlemen, the girl has limits.”
Great. Now I'm stuck with the image of Rin Tohsaka dressed as a Sister of Battle in my head.
And now there's Asuka Soryu... And Revy... And Chichi... And Nami... Oh my God-Emperor, they're multiplying! GET THESE TSUNDERES OF BATTLE OUT OF MY HEAD!! _AAAAAAARGGGHHH!!!_
Funnily enough an Eldar would probably find it all very amusing, considering what the Harlequins are like
Harlequins would probably participate themselves and then go kill someone from the local nobility just to make sure everyone got the joke XD
You know I thought the sister would be pissed over how the saint was portrayed, the care for the youths let alone the portrayal of the xenos never crossed my mind.
Sisters are messed up but they actually care for youths, the guardsmen, and anything seen as pointless death.
Strip someone down, hand them a sword and send them screaming at the enemy? They are being shot at by the enemy and others are not taking those shots...thus not a pointless death. Their cherubs are vat grown, not real babies. An astartes dies? They will hate to lose such a valuable asset but they will shrug it off mostly as an astartes is no longer human. A guardsman takes a round beside them? They will cover the guardsman and try to get them treated if possible and if not will scream in absolute rage while returning fire at where the shot came from.
They commit warcrimes, and will outright kill people for doing heretical things...but they care about the lives of normal humans. Guardsman are especially loved by the Sisters as they are regular humans fighting without any augmentations.
Shame those cherubs are not real dead babies
It would be grim dark sure but also sense
@@Nempo13 At the same time, they respect their enemies. They hate, despise, and wholesale unalive them (d... youtube), but they do respect them and allown no mockery. Why? Because it leads to understimating them and lowering your guard which can be seen as a shame and dereliction of your duty. Honestly, this approach is pretty common across the Imperium even including Astartes and Inquisition. Hate the xeno, but respect and acknowledge their abillities.
You're fucked up if the battle sisters think you've gone too far
If the dark elders know about this, the entire planet could become a planet size torture room for these mockery.
As it should. 😂
Or being laughter at since they use real guns
You VASTLY overestimate how much the Dark Eldar give a shit about other Eldar.
As if slaneeshi goons or dark eldar arent already watching and loving the show
Straight up slaneeshian/harlequinian
I can understand her anger, Imagine watching these stuffed shirts make light of the enemy you and your sisters face regularly. On top of that they’re wasting precious loyal lives and their youths at that.
Sister of Battle: This is terrible!
Planetary Governor: This is civilization!
Damn even the sister was pissed.
Sisters of Battle > trad wife.
Fight me.
Yeah have fun with your karens 😂
Eldar Waifu > Sister of Battle
Daemonettes bymbos > Drukhari stacys > Eldar waifus > T'au gyarus > Sisters 😂
“I don’t even had words to say…”
- Lamenter Astartes, shell shocked.
Fuckin wild! You know it's extreme when a battle sister is like everyone needs to chill!
Even the fanatics have limits.
So, hypothetically speaking, what would happen if Vulkan saw this? Would he weep at the needless human deaths, smile at the idea of killing Aeldari or both simultaneously?
Regardless of the answer, there will be no survivors.
Vulkun regretted his actions at Caldera.
I have a theory that khorne must have infiltrated the planet culture, it would make a lot of sense this way.
More like Slaanesh.
The eldar kids are given fake weapons, khorne would be sooooo pissed at this mockery of battle he would look he has his own butcher nails installed.
Blood for the Emperor, skulls for the Golden Throne, I guess
Nah, screw that. If I've got the money I'm opting out.
Thats from the James Swallow novel, “Faith and Fire” iirc
Finally something me and the sisters can agree on.
That’s hardcore even for 40k
This is literally the only comment that an outsider like me can understand.
Dude that isn't even the most hardcore thing imperium done
This is their live
It honestly needs to have more horrible stuff tbh.
Man just like real life money gets you out of everything in that universe 😡
The chaos gods would like to know your location.
bless the sisters you good gorls
Things that were once safe now but considered very dangerous in the 41st millennium #2560:
LARPING.
How is this not a Slaanesh thing? This 100% feels like something the Emperor's Children would do...
I haven't read the book this comes from but why would slannesh care about a dumb play? Was everyone involved dead set on making it the absolute best and most perfect play in exsistance?
@@elishafollet5347 considering the Emperor's Children first truly fell to Slaanesh watching a concert I would say that a play would fit the bill as well.
@@zbug84 Though to be fair the concert was done by the very best human musician at the time; Bequa Kynska .
@@elishafollet5347 to be fair, spilling the blood of children in the name of making your play more authentic is pretty excessive
Talk about taking role play to the next level
Mostly surprised that the planet was even attempting to provide medical care for the performers in the first place
A sister may hate the abominable Eldar, but to belittle them belittles the many heroes that have fallen by their sword. You may hate the alien, but respect is a must.
Every year the Eldar randomly get a bunch of assists pop up
The Imperium is just the worst combination of scarcity and extreme abundance.
This is VERY suspiciously on brand with the taint of a certain chaos god
*angry logar noises*
Neva: "We made a deadly theatric to honor a Saint, and a hero of the imperium by making youths participate in it :D"
SoB: ._. bro wtf...
slaanesh and khorne corruption.
That surgeon looks crazy
Somebody that actually cares about human life in Warhammer I am shocked?!?
This reminds me of the actual crucifixion reenactments certain people do in my country, except even in those actual crucifixions no one dies, (and medical teams are on hand to render aid, similar to here.)
You know you f up if Battle Sisters care about you killing each other for no reason
I was surprised they get buried and not servitorized.
The Emperor really is regretting creating the imperium right now...
Julliard or bust I guess
I can only imagine how my boys the Salamanders would react to this, if this is how a sister of battle sees this display
would end with the planet needing a new noble class as the last one disappeared all of a sudden, leaving behind all their real estates with only "minor" burn damage.
There's a fun hypothetical what if someone was born a psyker and a blank What do you think what happened
His soul would take a screenshot and then he'd die.
@@mihacimpric745exactly,it would be the psyker/warp equivalent of matter and anti-matter trying to share the same space
I thought the ceiling of insanity in the Imperium WAS the Sisters of Battle... then the folks of Neva crashed right through it.
Is nerf or nothing
grimdark 👍
❤😂😂🎉🎉😢😢😮😮😅
bruh
When the sister of battle tells you enough is enough than I have no words for you
Me: gets into WH40K- neato
Starts reading lore- wtf
Learns about the Kriegsman- Wtf
Learns about God Emperor and the Warp- WTf
Learns about this bullshite and fuckall else- WTF
Me: still enjoys 40K
This seems an inevitability parallel metaphor
Ok i've heard some insane shit in this universe but even by that very VERY high standard of insanity i think this easily made top 3.
Like WTF, who the hell decided this was a good idea!?
I gotta read that book for sure because this needs futher context....
At this point, I'm not even surprised even some of their theater performances need to be Hunger Games-adjacent. The shocking part is that it's not Sororitas-approved. XD XP
You know, if they just used blanks, it wouldn’t be a half decent exercise for training PDF troops.
I’m actually surprised the SoB wasn’t pissed about Saint Celestine.
This feels like the most forced and contrived piece of grimdark in all of 40k. And that's a pretty high bar to match already.
Sister: No people! Dont do this thing i specifically dont like and would hate you for!
Big E: first time?
When Japan does a battle royale everyone thinks its cool but when Nova does a religious event everyone freaks out... typical.
Sister of Battle: Those damned xenos killed 200 of my sisters in just a minor skirmish, yet they lie to the people that they are bumbling oafs and, worse, waste the lives of the next generation of the devoted?!
I read the title and thought this was gonna be talking about 40k LARPers using live rounds IRL lmao
Woah, a battle sisters can have a cohesive thought about innocent deaths and proper formatted opinions? Very unique.
Just tell the local Inquisitor that you think they're using the "play" as a cover for blood sacrifices to khorne and see this ger shut down faster than an appeal at a government office.
Every child who dies pretending to be a xeno is a child who could have died killing actual xenos like the Emperor Intended.
“Life is the Emperor’s currency. Spend it well.”
It's better to sacrifice the life and the ammunition to fight the real enemies.
But at the same time it would serve as inhibitor against rebelion towards the ruling power.
Did some social research where some "tribal" people do "war dance" with real life casualties, it would serve to divert their resources and attention to that yearly efforts so they wont "complain" to the ruling power. Also it was a sick attraction for the people, events and festival is like reset button for some people.
When the Sororitas are pissed, imagine if an Astartes sees that shit
Emperor forbid that it won't be a Black Templar or Salamander
The scene is gruesome and actually kind of Frightening. The way its depicted is almost normal at first then it devolves into a sort of madness.
The Imperium caring about the loss of human life in worship of one of their religious idols was not on my Bingo card.
I'm sorry, you can opt out of the play *if you have a coin to pay...???*
Wow, what a great way to squeeze out money out of your people
I guess that's one way to cover an overpopulation problem
Sororitas solidifying themselves as the best of humanity yet again.
Well to be fair those who live get treatment and those who died get respectful burial
Top grimderp
This is exactly how Slaani-chan was shart into existent. Ofc sissies would be pissed lol
Sisters of battle are fucking awesome looking
Oh shit when a Sister of Battle is angry, it’s very wise to be somewhere that is not near an Adeptus Sororitas. 💀
I don’t see why a Sister would have a problem with this.
it's hard to take the sister seriously when she would burn entire population alive over trivial matters such as worship
right when "as the participants" subtitles are on the screen, where did you find that screenshot?
When the insane Nuns with guns think your practice is insane, you know it's bad
Only way I am buying this crap is of the reason for the revolt is that it was not enough.
Did the harlequins set this up? I feel like they would do something like this
I like that the Sisters of Battle reel them in, it's a great way for the writers to show that even the Imperium understands this is messed up.
Eldar harlequin might approve though