Zach got a new job and he doesn't have mondays off anymore so he couldn't make it. We could possibly record on the weekends but the weekends i spend with my kids so idk. We will get him back don't worry.
Sam with his brother "here's some of the worst food I can imagine" Sam by himself "oh no I mixed skittles with fruit loops what's going to happen guys"
as a Minnesotan who has eaten the sushi at my grandparents' house, I can tell you with 100% certainty that it's supposed to be cream cheese, not mayonnaise. and it genuinely enjoyable.
@@HProtagVtuber A week ago, I got a raise. Shortly after, I stuck up for the guys in my department when they were treated poorly by management. I was pretty vocal about it. This morning, I get a txt saying "Due to a decrease in business, we regret to inform you blah blah blah." We had just gotten an award for being in the top 5% in our company. So the "decrease in business" part is b.s.
@@JustWhyFFS Apply for Unemployment asap. You don't get the first payout until the second period, because that's how they prevent scammers. It took three weeks for me to see any unemployment money.
THE MINNESOTA SUSHI IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE CREAM CHEESE NOT MAYO - THE SLIGHT TANGINESS AND STICKINESS OF THE CREAM CHEESE BONDS THE HAM TO THE CLAMMY SURFACE OF THE PICKLE RESULTING IN A MARRIAGE THAT IS FAR FAR GREATER THAN THE SUM OF ITS HUMBLE PARTS
The “I don’t feel like cooking tonight, so I’m gonna make grilled cheese” grilled cheeses went so unbelievably hard growing up. Especially when my mom learned to add havarti and cheddar, that shit changed the entire game.
You can tell Sam gives dedication to his videos from the way he makes himself look like the most stereotypical chef from a children's cartoon with his dadletic physique.
i got food poisoning this last sunday and it completely ruined my sleep schedule and appetite for a couple of days. Seeing this video this morning is sure to make me continue that trend. Thanks Sam, now I will be living off of 1000 total calories for three days instead of two, truly a gift only a person like Sam could supply to his audience
Tip for if you're planning on infusing drinks in the future, you're generally meant to let the contents of the jar sit for a week to properly capture the essence. Supposedly waffle infused vodka is insanely good.
I love that he finally makes stuff that’s Atleast somewhat edible and his brother isn’t there to partake of the first relatively normal Reddit recipes episode. I can’t wait to see what culinary atrocities he makes that poor man eat next time!
yeah bro as a Minnesotan, that sushi is strictly only ever found on a platter at any given family gathering alongside the charcuterie board. and it is definitely cream cheese btw
LISTEN. As a southerner whose aunt has made this dish every year at Christmas since I was a lil bitty, try mayo, ham, and SWEET pickles for the "minnesota ham"!!!!!!!!!!!
the fact that sam only gets about 500,000 - 1,000,000 views is crazy, this man deserves at least 4 or 5 million views, you can tell how much work he puts into his videos.
It speaks to Sam's quality that he even gets that with how crude he is. Adpocalypse, Susan, demonetization, the 30-second rule, Sam actively works against the algorithm 90% of the time and his channel seems to somehow be independent of UA-cam's shenanigans because of it.
All jokes aside, Sam's the chillest guy I've ever seen. Just listening to him makes you imagine how you two sip beer and talk about literally anything. He'd give you advices about your relationship, your job, your hobby, literally about anything. Then laugh at some stupid stuff. The ultimate vibe guy he is.
if Zach is absent one more time make him take a mandatory shot of gamer sweat excreted from each time you try to extract from D3 in Reserve. That's the most succulent fear-induced elixir.
Sam, this isn't a Reddit recipe, but could you make the Sinner's Sandwich from Deadly Premonition on this show? It's a turkey, strawberry jam, and cereal sandwich that's described in the game as "a self inflicted punishment to atone for past sins". I've been wondering what it tastes like for a little over a decade, but I don't have the spiritual and physical fortitude to create such a thing.
Not terrible in taste, bad in texture. Granted, I used turkey ham. it kind of tastes like breakfast, but you took a bite out of a turkey sandwich before swallowing your cereal. It’s only bad without milk to soften the cereal.
Jesus even before you started speaking about the dish in question at about 3:31 i already knew from the picture what that was. Around here its called polish sushi but ive always felt it should be called something more along the lines of "joke dish that 4chan willed into existence" because my goodness i could not even imagine trying to eat that. Im making this comment early but i presume you actually took a bite out of this radioactive dish and for that kudos to you sam. An abundance of kudoses upon you
It was made incorrectly in this video, it's supposed to be cream cheese not mayo. I can tell you first hand as a Minnesotan that this is an amazing snack, you just gotta use the right filling lol.
irrelevant to the video, but i used to have a friend named Mathew McBurnett. Mathew went to highschool with sam. during our times playing with each other, i would occasionally ask him about sam from his teenager hood. he consistently referred to as the "nerdy" type kid, but something even more interesting is sam was apparently the school snitch. sam was a snitch in highschool, and you may think that that is stupid to comment, but did you know that sam was a snitch in highschool? no you didnt
The burger parfait was a surprise. Idk why the recipe called for homemade tarter sauce instead of "special sauce". You are correct. Special sauce is ketchup and mayo.
My wife walked in on my watching this and demanded that i put it on speaker (instead of my headphones), she was super impressed by the editing and said she'd watch anything in this editing style.
So at 4:13 the pickle thing, different from how I’ve had it. But I’ve had a version of that for every holiday I can remember. It was pickles, cream cheese, and dried beef. Always liked it never really knew where it came from. My ex’s stepmom told me when I brought them to Christmas one year it’s a old polish thing the way I made it. I don’t know if it’s true, and it’s kinda a weird combo but it reminds me of better holidays, and my grandpa who used to be the person who made them. Kinda cool seeing a weird version of what I grew up with.
I absolutely love this series please keep it going as long as you can. I look forward to these specifically everytime they post I smoke a fat bowl of sticky icky and laugh till my head hurts thankyou for the video!!!!❤
The grilled cheese cocktail reminded me of Tom and Jerry. There was an episode in the Chuck Jones era where Jerry was going to a nightclub and he ordered a cocktail made with cheese, before the festivities start.
I looked everywhere on the comments for the recipe. I tought an autist must have wrote it down for everyone else. I was disappointed, nobody did it. But i hade to write it down: 1/2 cup mayo 1/4 cup relish (sweet pickle relish) 1 1/2 tbsp mustard (yellow mustard) 1 tsp white wine vinegar 1/2 tsp paprika 1/4 tsp garlic poweder Lazy 455 b17ch35 🤣
Zach got a new job and he doesn't have mondays off anymore so he couldn't make it. We could possibly record on the weekends but the weekends i spend with my kids so idk. We will get him back don't worry.
We gotta see zach puke again sam.
I only watch your content for your brother, give him the channel password
If you can't extort * cough *, "treat" Zach, maybe you could treat Abby to your fine dining instead.
Heyyy @generalsam-glad you posted another one of these. I made something for you and Zach that is relevant - do you still have the PO Box?
Just pay his boss to get him for the day.
The only thing missing is the brotherly torture
Honestly, the best part.
Just not the same without Zack gagging on everything.
I miss his puke
It feels like you hate your brother because you don't want to feed him anymore. Don't cut off your family chef.
Damn, my bro's vision is augmented
Sam with his brother "here's some of the worst food I can imagine" Sam by himself "oh no I mixed skittles with fruit loops what's going to happen guys"
Holy shit this made my day
But then he eats a FULL spam filled chocolate chip cookie just to try and get Zach to eat it😭😂
@@XcupcaketimebombX He and his brother have definitely had a lot of practice eating...
they're fat lol.
@@matts3425 bet they've had a lot of practice breathing, drinking and sleeping too!
they're human lmao
@@clarkcant4818 yes
large humans
as a Minnesotan who has eaten the sushi at my grandparents' house, I can tell you with 100% certainty that it's supposed to be cream cheese, not mayonnaise. and it genuinely enjoyable.
Yes it's definitely supposed to be cream cheese Thank you for telling him
I'm a Minnesotan and this made me feel mild fear
Bro you never tasted food until you try that with horseradish mayo cream
Yeah I was about to say the same thing
And dried beef not ham lol
It’s hilarious that you can tell the difference in severity of the recipes when they are for sam and when they are for his brother.
The bullying is real 😂
"ASMR: Ten hours of pickles getting fucked up" just replaced something important in my brain forever, I felt it.
That's money DuDe
Sam getting a much deserved break from Abby's cooking
Sam's brother must not be in need of child support money since he isn't here to grovel at his feet
he died
@@Sacrifice117 nah Sam would have used his ashes as a prop or flavor additive to flour if that was the case
when Sam asked him, he fled to South America to hide from Sam and child support
@@CanadianPenguin_ lies hes most likely hiding with you greasy canadians 🍁
Darkness is with you i see (XD you made my dad sir) 🤣😂
Sam really be like "I dont know what the margarita edge of glass thing is". Sam we all know DAMN well that you know what rimming is.
Just realized, Sam really pulls off the shady cargo ship cook motif.
Speaks volumes now that Zach's no longer here the food actually looks decent for once
My thoughts exactly
gotta make the good food now that you can't torture em
I love how when the test subject isn't the one eating the diabolical food, the recipes gets significantly less vile...
Oh man! First I get fired from my job, then Sam put out another Reddits Worst Recipes... This is the best day ever!
What happened :(
@@HProtagVtuber he got fired from his job and then Sam uploaded this
@@HProtagVtuber A week ago, I got a raise. Shortly after, I stuck up for the guys in my department when they were treated poorly by management. I was pretty vocal about it. This morning, I get a txt saying "Due to a decrease in business, we regret to inform you blah blah blah."
We had just gotten an award for being in the top 5% in our company. So the "decrease in business" part is b.s.
@@JustWhyFFS scumbag managers/bosses :(
@@JustWhyFFS Apply for Unemployment asap. You don't get the first payout until the second period, because that's how they prevent scammers. It took three weeks for me to see any unemployment money.
THE MINNESOTA SUSHI IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE CREAM CHEESE NOT MAYO - THE SLIGHT TANGINESS AND STICKINESS OF THE CREAM CHEESE BONDS THE HAM TO THE CLAMMY SURFACE OF THE PICKLE RESULTING IN A MARRIAGE THAT IS FAR FAR GREATER THAN THE SUM OF ITS HUMBLE PARTS
The “I don’t feel like cooking tonight, so I’m gonna make grilled cheese” grilled cheeses went so unbelievably hard growing up. Especially when my mom learned to add havarti and cheddar, that shit changed the entire game.
sourdough and multiple cheeses take a grilled cheese to the next level dude
I preferred salami sandwich’s
I hope this series never ends, its truly sams magnum opus
A General Samnum Opus if you will
His magnum garriopus
You can tell Sam gives dedication to his videos from the way he makes himself look like the most stereotypical chef from a children's cartoon with his dadletic physique.
Or just straight up Peppino, which fits.
i got food poisoning this last sunday and it completely ruined my sleep schedule and appetite for a couple of days. Seeing this video this morning is sure to make me continue that trend. Thanks Sam, now I will be living off of 1000 total calories for three days instead of two, truly a gift only a person like Sam could supply to his audience
that diet HITTING
Try warm Coca Cola. The phosphoric acid makes sure you won‘t throw up and it‘s calorie dense.
"Minnesota Sushi" was just the saddest pinwheel I ever saw. Bro couldn't afford tortillas.
"you know the more I drink it, the more i think ive just over complicated a bloody mary" XD
Tip for if you're planning on infusing drinks in the future, you're generally meant to let the contents of the jar sit for a week to properly capture the essence. Supposedly waffle infused vodka is insanely good.
I love that he finally makes stuff that’s Atleast somewhat edible and his brother isn’t there to partake of the first relatively normal Reddit recipes episode. I can’t wait to see what culinary atrocities he makes that poor man eat next time!
I became visceral when Sam said it was mayonnaise in the ham pickle wraps. I've never felt such primordial rage I almost went beast mode on my wife.
Dont let her get away! She deserves it!
we all know you don't have a wife
im gonna mail him a whole pallet of cream cheese for the next PO box vid just for this transgression
Also the nerve of Minnesota to claim these as their own makes me wish the Canadian wildfires find their way south
@@sleazypmartini8520not anymore ☠️
This channel's aesthetic is like deep frying a microwave in broken glass
Watching Babish all evening, only to spend my night rewatching your Reddit food videos😂
Warms my heart to see Sam evolve from snively gamer rat to a 5 star Michelin chef 👌
2:39 was that a stalekracker reference? Sams really embracing his Cajun side
I’m beginning to think Sam is actually enjoying every meal he makes in this series but pretends to dislike it.
Sam showing off his arms was the tastiest meal out of them all
The last one made me gag, I was physically ill watching you drink it. Bravo.
6:44 what an inspired shot. Truly a masterclass of filmmaking. we can see the cook and we can see the food... at the same time...
Hot take, get Abby in on the next culinary adventure. I’m sure she’d love to expand her palate with these fine recipes.
She probably doesn’t do videos with him because she doesn’t want to, but since he is her boss he should force her.
yeah bro as a Minnesotan, that sushi is strictly only ever found on a platter at any given family gathering alongside the charcuterie board. and it is definitely cream cheese btw
I love it tho
"Put that cheese on that parfait dude" I lost it 10/10
You know, I think the majority of us had no plans on eating any of these recipes, but thank you for doing it for us anyway.
i feel the sleeveless chef jack is perfect as it shows sam's insanity as he doesn't care about getting his arms dirty
Rarely do I literally laugh out loud at things but Sam’s humor kills me.
Way back when, Sam(‘s wife) taught me how to make a crunch wrap supreme, and that is genuinely the only way I make tacos now.
"it sucks but it comes with a grilled cheese"
Applying this quote to day -to-day life
If everything sucks, make a grilled cheese
Thx Sam, Cheers 🥪
LISTEN. As a southerner whose aunt has made this dish every year at Christmas since I was a lil bitty, try mayo, ham, and SWEET pickles for the "minnesota ham"!!!!!!!!!!!
The horror in my eyes that I had when my family unboxed some new pots and pans, Sam and I now share the same cookware.
As someone from Minnesota getting jumpscared by 'Minnesota Sushi' mortified me, anyway keep up the content Sam, its great!
The labored breathing as you put the sushi together was really the mayonnaise icing on the meat cake for me.
Imagine saying the only time you’ve had Monster Energy in mashed potatoes LMAOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭
You know it’s good when he grills it on a pan instead of a toaster
I'm glad to see Minnesota finally getting the credit it deserves
I love how you can hear the visceral disgust on the lapel mic when he bites into the monster mash
Its amazing how these always come out while im eating lunch. So yummy appetizing thank you sammy
Good job Samuel
I watched this at lunch. Had some of the best tacos in my life and not sure if this video had something to do with it.
@Ben Its cuz we're eating gourmet compared to the Minnesota sushi
@@RugMann Now that I think about it, the $4 tacos from a gringo weren't that great
Hearing Sam making Stalekracker references was wholesome
The "That's money dude" had me dead ! You gotta use some of that gator drool next recipe lol !
Sometimes I like to watch these videos during my lunch break and imagine I’m at the lowest rated restaurant in town.
the fact that sam only gets about 500,000 - 1,000,000 views is crazy, this man deserves at least 4 or 5 million views, you can tell how much work he puts into his videos.
It speaks to Sam's quality that he even gets that with how crude he is. Adpocalypse, Susan, demonetization, the 30-second rule, Sam actively works against the algorithm 90% of the time and his channel seems to somehow be independent of UA-cam's shenanigans because of it.
@@Blewlongmun We got a regular redditor here folks
i think its better that sam is not too popular, because he could get dunked due to his joke preference
Shekels are funny
Glad to see Sam digging in in place of Zach, no money he's doing it for the love of the game
All jokes aside, Sam's the chillest guy I've ever seen. Just listening to him makes you imagine how you two sip beer and talk about literally anything. He'd give you advices about your relationship, your job, your hobby, literally about anything. Then laugh at some stupid stuff. The ultimate vibe guy he is.
parasocial alert
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE WEIRDO!!!! GOD!!! THIS GUY IS SO WEIRD!!!
@jameso6902 this seems to be a new buzzword. Sir this is UA-cam. It's all parasocial
"Oh i put way too much garlic powder"
Sam, sweet prince, there is NEVER enough garlic.
if Zach is absent one more time make him take a mandatory shot of gamer sweat excreted from each time you try to extract from D3 in Reserve. That's the most succulent fear-induced elixir.
i see you chose the most tame list physically possible to enjoy as a break without zach
0:16, Sam looking like enough of a snack as it is.
The embalmed child joke is my favourite joke now that he has a embalmed baby pig in a jar 🫙
That Stalecracker reference at 2:20 made me chortle.
With the Minnesota Sushi, try cream cheese spread instead of mayo, and pickle spears instead of a whole one. One of my favorite snacks actually.
We do something similar in WV but we call it Appalachian Sushi and use cream cheese, ham, and chives
The fact that someone called it "sushi" tells me they don't realize that sushi is vinegared rice, not rolled up stuff. 😂
it has to be with salami too then it absolutely slaps
I’ve never seen a person gain and lose weight as frequently as Sam. It’s genuinely impressive.
Sam, this isn't a Reddit recipe, but could you make the Sinner's Sandwich from Deadly Premonition on this show? It's a turkey, strawberry jam, and cereal sandwich that's described in the game as "a self inflicted punishment to atone for past sins".
I've been wondering what it tastes like for a little over a decade, but I don't have the spiritual and physical fortitude to create such a thing.
Not terrible in taste, bad in texture. Granted, I used turkey ham. it kind of tastes like breakfast, but you took a bite out of a turkey sandwich before swallowing your cereal.
It’s only bad without milk to soften the cereal.
I have not known about this channel for 28 years too long.
This series is actually how I found the pod and DnD vids🤙🏽💯
That bartender rant about "craft cocktails" was on the money - at this point the only two options of bartender are "showoff" and "tits"
Man that was awesome I died when he genuinely enjoyed the first sip of the grilled cheese cocktail
Every episode Sam is one step closer to talking exactly like poob
“That is one of the most awful things I’ve tasted,” made me cry laughing, just the way it was delivered
Mtfk i just think of this series whitout remember the channel at any other moment in 8 monts before and you just drop it
I love you ❤❤❤❤
Jesus even before you started speaking about the dish in question at about 3:31 i already knew from the picture what that was. Around here its called polish sushi but ive always felt it should be called something more along the lines of "joke dish that 4chan willed into existence" because my goodness i could not even imagine trying to eat that. Im making this comment early but i presume you actually took a bite out of this radioactive dish and for that kudos to you sam. An abundance of kudoses upon you
It was made incorrectly in this video, it's supposed to be cream cheese not mayo. I can tell you first hand as a Minnesotan that this is an amazing snack, you just gotta use the right filling lol.
ON THE 'minnesota sushi' its not mayo its cream cheese dude..
Do you doubt that there's some Midwestern degenerate on Reddit that makes it with mayo? Is that outlandish to you or something?
Don’t worry Sam, I’m sure when Zach gets sick and takes the day off you’ll be right there to make sure he never gets better!
irrelevant to the video, but i used to have a friend named Mathew McBurnett. Mathew went to highschool with sam. during our times playing with each other, i would occasionally ask him about sam from his teenager hood. he consistently referred to as the "nerdy" type kid, but something even more interesting is sam was apparently the school snitch. sam was a snitch in highschool, and you may think that that is stupid to comment, but did you know that sam was a snitch in highschool? no you didnt
I didn't want this video to end lmao. Sam cracks me up
The burger parfait was a surprise. Idk why the recipe called for homemade tarter sauce instead of "special sauce".
You are correct. Special sauce is ketchup and mayo.
He describes drinking Sobe like Justin Hammer describes his firearms to the military
the food is strangely more edible with your brother gone XD
Sam using a fish spatula to flip the grilled cheese, just like a real chef!
My wife walked in on my watching this and demanded that i put it on speaker (instead of my headphones), she was super impressed by the editing and said she'd watch anything in this editing style.
The pickle and ham thing i do with salami and cream cheese called salami roll ups. slaps
The subtle references to our favorite Louisiana crawfish cook had me rolling
So at 4:13 the pickle thing, different from how I’ve had it. But I’ve had a version of that for every holiday I can remember. It was pickles, cream cheese, and dried beef. Always liked it never really knew where it came from. My ex’s stepmom told me when I brought them to Christmas one year it’s a old polish thing the way I made it. I don’t know if it’s true, and it’s kinda a weird combo but it reminds me of better holidays, and my grandpa who used to be the person who made them. Kinda cool seeing a weird version of what I grew up with.
Hey I would like a crossover between this and ordinary sausage making sausages out of your horrific food.
PRAISE THE LORD FOR PART IV
That room temp gravy on a bed of chemically concocted taters. Chef's kiss
I absolutely love this series please keep it going as long as you can. I look forward to these specifically everytime they post I smoke a fat bowl of sticky icky and laugh till my head hurts thankyou for the video!!!!❤
I love how he doesn't look disgusted eating the Monster Mash. He just looks offended...
The grilled cheese cocktail reminded me of Tom and Jerry. There was an episode in the Chuck Jones era where Jerry was going to a nightclub and he ordered a cocktail made with cheese, before the festivities start.
“The more I realize I’m just drinking an alcoholic v8” had me dead
I wish someone could have told him while he was getting his glass ready for the grilled cheese cocktail that it's called "rimming" the glass
Sam really has a way with questionable cooking. He's a true man of the arts.
I’m from Minnesota, and my book is sitting on Sam’s shelf like a Trojan horse. Checkmate.
We need the Sam stalecracker crossover event
I like it more when his brother is around to gag watching him eat horrible things.
It's always a joy watching these experiments unfold. Keep it up, Sam ❤
I looked everywhere on the comments for the recipe. I tought an autist must have wrote it down for everyone else. I was disappointed, nobody did it.
But i hade to write it down:
1/2 cup mayo
1/4 cup relish (sweet pickle relish)
1 1/2 tbsp mustard (yellow mustard)
1 tsp white wine vinegar
1/2 tsp paprika
1/4 tsp garlic poweder
Lazy 455 b17ch35 🤣
I’m not sober, just thought I’d let you know and it makes this so funny especially the basil part 😂😂😂
In the middle of this video a cockroach appeared in my house seemingly out of thin air and honestly, I blame this man.
14:39 honestly a heinous creation, good shit sam