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  • @ThatOneDuran
    @ThatOneDuran 2 роки тому +11791

    Martha Stewart has been really quiet since Sam got into the cooking scene

    • @GeneralSam
      @GeneralSam  2 роки тому +2606

      she gonna be even quieter when i drop my insider trading tutorial

    • @splaramklusmos
      @splaramklusmos 2 роки тому +47

      @@JesusChrist-lh8di ?

    • @ThatOneDuran
      @ThatOneDuran 2 роки тому +39

      @@GeneralSam can't wait for the cookbook to drop Sam

    • @tylermiller3407
      @tylermiller3407 2 роки тому +16

      She’s too busy getting freaky with Yung Gravy

    • @GibsonYouTube
      @GibsonYouTube 2 роки тому +6

      Betty Crocker is being quieter

  • @biblicallyaccurateangel2476
    @biblicallyaccurateangel2476 2 роки тому +3986

    when he said “this subreddit is half hating on the poor” (or whatever the quote was) i wasn’t expecting half of the food to literally be food that low income people usually eat. the butter and cheese noodles being there really convinced me that he has a point.

    • @zebif2911
      @zebif2911 2 роки тому +219

      The cheese noodles picture is just there because the subreddit's supposed to be the opposite of well presented or complex dishes. They're not hating on the poor it's just a bad picture of a fairly simple dish.

    • @MrPanzerCatYT
      @MrPanzerCatYT 2 роки тому +134

      Bro i aint never been poor but cheese noodles or cheese rice is amazing especially with those 90 secons rice or noodle bags a quick amazing snack

    • @coomer4064
      @coomer4064 2 роки тому +122

      As a prior poor, shaky cheese on buttered noodles is a god tier dish

    • @deadasfboi
      @deadasfboi 2 роки тому

      damn you guys are rich enough for noodles? lucky mofos lmfao

    • @weeboo9726
      @weeboo9726 2 роки тому +108

      @@zebif2911 hey we know why it's there but essentially these people laugh at food that looks weird to them on a paper plate because that's odd to them and they've never had to live that way. So yeah it comes off that way dude

  • @SprDrumio64
    @SprDrumio64 2 роки тому +3854

    "Your friends never expect you to pull ravioli out of your pocket."
    There was once a man who would do that... he is long gone now...

    • @Psi34ax
      @Psi34ax 2 роки тому +551

      RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
      WHATS
      IN
      THE
      P O C K E T O L I

    • @djhollis8841
      @djhollis8841 2 роки тому +273

      “You want some”

    • @thraximundar2974
      @thraximundar2974 2 роки тому +39

      F o7

    • @user-ni7ui7hs8c
      @user-ni7ui7hs8c 2 роки тому +90

      I’ve had a friend (I swear this is real) he would have a fried chicken leg on one of his pockets and a few tortillas in the other pocket lmao

    • @melindag7864
      @melindag7864 2 роки тому +7

      Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😩😩😩😩

  • @Liammj2
    @Liammj2 2 роки тому +6267

    The triwich genuinely impressed me - what a visionary in the niche culinary architecture world. Babish is punching his pillow right now

    • @yousseframahi4018
      @yousseframahi4018 2 роки тому +343

      dude you could paint each half a different coat and eat a fucking pbj, pb and banana, and pb and nutella triwich. missed opportunuty

    • @StinginRogerr
      @StinginRogerr 2 роки тому +29

      that’s just good eatin’

    • @sawyerbuss637
      @sawyerbuss637 2 роки тому +74

      @@yousseframahi4018 holy shit, I am making this

    • @jakeking974
      @jakeking974 2 роки тому +55

      IMO, it's the perfect "too hungry for just a sandwich" sandwich. Has a little something extra

    • @rodiculous9464
      @rodiculous9464 2 роки тому +43

      Each side of it can be it's own mini sandwich that you eat separately and at the end you're left with a tasty burrito of everything mixed in the middle

  • @HHollyMMarie
    @HHollyMMarie 2 роки тому +831

    As a woman who is currently sober: I would eat the shit out of those bagel bites chicken nugget mini sammies

    • @heyd5305
      @heyd5305 2 роки тому +10

      Are u still sober

    • @HHollyMMarie
      @HHollyMMarie 2 роки тому +41

      @@heyd5305 yes. And I still would eat those until I dropped lol

    • @smoki6387
      @smoki6387 2 роки тому

      Hey that’s great, sober from what?

    • @HHollyMMarie
      @HHollyMMarie 2 роки тому +33

      @@smoki6387 I meant “sober” as in not drunk….not “sober” as in clean from alcohol

    • @Hello-tk2pz
      @Hello-tk2pz 2 роки тому +2

      You gave me a good laugh haha

  • @IcyCaress
    @IcyCaress 2 роки тому +4093

    The editing in this is so goddamn pleasing to the eye. Sam, you're getting exceptionally good at this stuff

    • @brohemian
      @brohemian 2 роки тому +82

      while the microphones and cameras get worse

    • @SOGStax
      @SOGStax 2 роки тому +97

      That shot of him in the bowl of Powerade noodles while talking to the camera was *chef’s kiss*

    • @kis5140
      @kis5140 2 роки тому +19

      Doesn’t Staltt edit for him?

    • @yo3theguys980
      @yo3theguys980 2 роки тому +4

      @@kis5140 only the podcast i think

    • @daaabob9644
      @daaabob9644 2 роки тому +8

      Right? It lets you see everything you want in one frame. I just came down here to say the same thing.

  • @Lazagg
    @Lazagg 2 роки тому +1962

    Buttered pasta with bottled parmesan cheese is a hood classic, i just eat this as a meal and it gets the job done, it is truly, a low income class certified dish.

    • @bloodhazard67
      @bloodhazard67 2 роки тому +119

      Right? Like I eat that on the regular, its a simple dish, but its filling and good. Seeing him eat it made me want some.

    • @Borthax
      @Borthax 2 роки тому +121

      It's just a couple of steps away from being an Algio e Olio. Which is literally the same dish but with garlic and Olive oil instead of butter

    • @jamietomas1550
      @jamietomas1550 2 роки тому +15

      @@Borthax and lemon, right? Or is that just something I added along the way?

    • @TheDanil044
      @TheDanil044 2 роки тому +13

      Its basically the same like doing the Pasta in a Parmesan Wheel like some Italians do.

    • @Borthax
      @Borthax 2 роки тому +15

      @@jamietomas1550 Lemon is optional but not required.

  • @SerVanzu
    @SerVanzu 2 роки тому +1292

    "I'm built different"
    Yes Sam, I think anyone could glance at you and draw the same conclusion

    • @TheDarkkilla12
      @TheDarkkilla12 2 роки тому +49

      He’s built Florida tough.

    • @bsod4144
      @bsod4144 2 роки тому +47

      most of the building was his forehead

    • @georgegeorgsonsonofgeorgea2940
      @georgegeorgsonsonofgeorgea2940 2 роки тому +21

      In a similar vein. Yes, Sam, we know your wife really likes cooking. I knew before I was even sure you had a wife. I saw him once and knew someone was working that stove like a master smith working a forge whether it was his lifelong love, the slave he keeps in the attic or his secret boyfriend.

    • @devonesq.7533
      @devonesq.7533 2 роки тому +8

      i love sams and his communities hate-hate relationship

    • @SerVanzu
      @SerVanzu 2 роки тому +7

      @@devonesq.7533 Honestly I think he's great, I just make these comments to gain notoriety and slowly build my way into this community. And eventually become a power figure

  • @edwardkendrick9641
    @edwardkendrick9641 2 роки тому +981

    The shaky cheese noodles broke my heart. That meal was half my entire childhood and we weren't even low income, these redditors had sad childhoods if they don't know the joy that is shaky cheese and butter on noodles.

    • @kinnelyuwu5771
      @kinnelyuwu5771 2 роки тому +45

      I still eat that, it's good when you're feeling lazy or having a low day and want some comfort

    • @TheMoonPresence
      @TheMoonPresence 2 роки тому +11

      Never change my friend

    • @watchinyoutube8919
      @watchinyoutube8919 2 роки тому

      It's shitty food porn lmao just cause it's shitty food doesn't mean it's not delicious lol

    • @heyd5305
      @heyd5305 2 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @Yeetasaurus_Rex
      @Yeetasaurus_Rex 2 роки тому +23

      This sort of stuff is exactly why I’m not on most subReddits dedicated to laughing at people. Cause they just bully people they don’t understand

  • @doorcharge0
    @doorcharge0 2 роки тому +506

    Alot of these "wierd eats" are like siblings. Perfectly normal apart, but when you put them together, the result ends up cross-eyed and unable to make its own antibodies

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 2 роки тому +2

      Yo, homie, the Kaiser's pornbots are at it again.

    • @ShitkidOfJamrock
      @ShitkidOfJamrock 8 місяців тому +2

      I'm stealing this, thanks

  • @logandoesgames
    @logandoesgames 2 роки тому +564

    Sam is the chef of the people. Not letting these high and mighty snobs look down on us people who eat noodles with Shakey cheese. Sam is a true king I'd humbly serve under.

    • @StinginRogerr
      @StinginRogerr 2 роки тому +23

      Fuck the big business, sam’s all about good eatin’

    • @derpytw
      @derpytw 2 роки тому +11

      i mean under sam we would all be eatin noodles with shaky cheese

    • @logandoesgames
      @logandoesgames 2 роки тому +13

      @@derpytw and that's wonderful to me. No one to judge us.

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 2 роки тому +7

      Fr tho how is that any different than eating Mac'n'cheese

    • @SecuR0M
      @SecuR0M 2 роки тому

      Powerade noodles rise up.

  • @D0minate98
    @D0minate98 2 роки тому +913

    I think the missed potential for the triwich is different toppings on each bread so like nuttella, peanut butter, and banana. To give you every combo you could want while keeping things balanced.

    • @drowski9072
      @drowski9072 2 роки тому +15

      How high?

    • @LordCornwalis
      @LordCornwalis 2 роки тому +11

      @@drowski9072 7/10 is my guess.

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 2 роки тому +8

      Bruh you can also adds 3 scoop of ice creams for each 'bread corners'

    • @pushbroombrothers
      @pushbroombrothers 2 роки тому

      “…as all things should be.”

    • @ej1304
      @ej1304 2 роки тому +14

      What a fucking genius you are. One slice peanut butter, one slice Nutella, one slice condensed milk, filled with banana and strawberry slices. Real gourmet shit right there

  • @super999999
    @super999999 2 роки тому +820

    McDonald's originally reached out to a Chinese restaurant back in the day to buy their Orange Chicken recipe. But when the Chinese restaurant refused, McDonald's came out with the Chicken McNuggets (hence we have the sweet and sour sauce)[1]. And that pretty much started the whole nugget craze which probably spawned the Dino Nuggets. Seeing Dino Nuggets get turned into Orange Chicken is a weird circle coming back whole.
    [1] The Search for General Tso (2014)

    • @steves388
      @steves388 2 роки тому +151

      Can we all appreciate how this man cited a source in his comment? What a fucking chad

    • @3knuckleswidevideos248
      @3knuckleswidevideos248 2 роки тому +19

      My guy, chicken nugget came out as opposition to the attack on cholesterol(beef) that was happening on beef in like the 80's.

    • @daftwulli6145
      @daftwulli6145 2 роки тому +16

      I am still curious where they get the dino meat for those nuggets.

    • @beki7408
      @beki7408 2 роки тому +24

      Considering that you only had 1 source, that is such an overly extra way to cite a source lol.

    • @MeestahBinks
      @MeestahBinks 2 роки тому +13

      Apa in text citations. Amazing

  • @MythicRanger2401
    @MythicRanger2401 2 роки тому +1227

    I'm sad you didn't make the Crab boiled in Pepsi served with a Baguette. That would've been an experience.
    EDIT: Three days later, just realised I should add: the pepsi crab is one of the top posts of all time in the subreddit Sam used as a reference, and a photo of it is at the start of the video.

    • @alexhobbs2209
      @alexhobbs2209 2 роки тому +2

      I see what you did there.

    • @Cor82
      @Cor82 2 роки тому +26

      You think you're sad? Imagine how sad the crab is.

    • @mothratemporalradio517
      @mothratemporalradio517 2 роки тому +6

      I'm not sure if there's a joke I'm not getting since i don't see what you did there but i just wanna say although i am allergic to gluten, i can imagine that tasting really good if the baguette was nice and fresh and crusty

    • @neburiveS
      @neburiveS 2 роки тому +34

      idk if you knew, but that dish is actually already from a youtube video. It was made by a guy named KilianExperience. Look for "Crab Expert Prepares The Perfect Crab" if you wanna see the process in motion

    • @mothratemporalradio517
      @mothratemporalradio517 2 роки тому +3

      @@neburiveS have you ever tried it?

  • @dannyphantomfanatic
    @dannyphantomfanatic 2 роки тому +1133

    I was eating parmesan butter noodles at the start of this video, and felt simultaneously attacked and validated when it came up in this video. 10/10 meal.

    • @bxinger
      @bxinger 2 роки тому +32

      Literally Fettucine Alfredo

    • @dannyphantomfanatic
      @dannyphantomfanatic 2 роки тому +40

      ​@@bxinger True! The only difference is that Fettucine Alfredo also has cream in it, which is too dense for my stomach. But plain noodles with only butter and some parmesan has never hurt me.

    • @savokanpari
      @savokanpari 2 роки тому +70

      @@dannyphantomfanatic We eat that in Italy, just butter and parmigiano, and it's something you eat when you're ill or if you feel a little nauseous or sometimes if it's the only stuff you have in the fridge. Nothing shameful about that.

    • @dannyphantomfanatic
      @dannyphantomfanatic 2 роки тому +15

      @@savokanpari Yes, exactly! I have emetophobia so whenever I'm feeling queasy or anxious, it's one of my safe comfort foods.

    • @taylorbeck1622
      @taylorbeck1622 2 роки тому +31

      You should really avoid caring about literally anything a Redditor has to say about anything. The first mistake is believing that they're human

  • @RKNGL
    @RKNGL 2 роки тому +1154

    The Buttered noodles 100% convinced me that subreddit is occupied by people who exclusively eat out. Not only do they mock the poor but wouldn’t know how to make good food if they tried. Truly, the worst our society has to offer.

    • @pysq8
      @pysq8 2 роки тому +79

      And they're too dumb to know buttered noodles with cheese is on fancy restaurants menus. 🤣

    • @ischray4089
      @ischray4089 2 роки тому +67

      Buttered noodles are not only often cheaper than ramen, but healthier. I can get a pound of whole grain spaghetti for like a dollar.
      Oh and btw they effin slap

    • @poppyperidot94
      @poppyperidot94 2 роки тому +17

      @@ischray4089 whole grain pasta kinda slaps

    • @sofillaz
      @sofillaz 2 роки тому +12

      i will say that a lot of this and other poor people staples are just lacking in nutritional balance. frozwn veggies fried up in some butter is a nice quick side that'll help a lot w that

    • @alcoholdroopy
      @alcoholdroopy 2 роки тому +7

      Ooooughhh buttered noodles are so fucking delicious id cook it every day if i could

  • @sicksour7791
    @sicksour7791 2 роки тому +1027

    "you're friends never expect you to pull ravioli out of your pocket"
    when I was in the army I would walk go to the smoke pit with a ziploc bag full of ravioli and spaghettios and I'd start eating it out of my pocket with my bare hands. The skit was inspired by filthy frank, but nonetheless it certainly shocked people. I even fed some soldiers pocket spaghettios from my hand. I always had enough to share

  • @tobyrightenger9748
    @tobyrightenger9748 2 роки тому +1068

    I love how his editing style is like he’s a fourth dimensional being eating a ravioli burrito.

    • @joshuamiller8235
      @joshuamiller8235 2 роки тому +22

      him pouring the powerade into the pan he was "standing" in was genius.

    • @PasContent
      @PasContent 2 роки тому +7

      @@joshuamiller8235 I just came here to comment on the powerade pour edit

    • @littleblackcar
      @littleblackcar 2 роки тому +2

      it's very MST3K.

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 2 роки тому +520

    "if Coke wants to start a race war"
    Well, it is Nestle. They've done worse.

    • @m1k3y48
      @m1k3y48 2 роки тому +69

      Nestle is about 5 minutes from going full “Belgians in the Congo”

    • @williamkline6450
      @williamkline6450 2 роки тому +11

      Nestle and coke are different companies

    • @Stevennn-
      @Stevennn- 2 роки тому +25

      @@williamkline6450 until 2018 they worked together so I mean coke has probably also done some of those things with nestle

    • @jakeking974
      @jakeking974 2 роки тому +32

      @CtrlALlTerrorS Yeah, it's fucking insane you can objectively say "well, stealing native water supplies to leave them to die for a profit isn't the worst thing Nestle has done in Africa" and they're allowed to run in this country.

    • @Kladyos
      @Kladyos 2 роки тому

      Coke sponsored the 1936 Summer Olympics, and included the swastika on their logos. Fanta became a thing when the German Coke plant couldn't obtain the syrup from American import during the war. The Coke CEO at the time was unabashedly pro-Nazi.

  • @carrops
    @carrops 2 роки тому +320

    the refried bean tortilla is like if depression had a physical form.

    • @pysq8
      @pysq8 2 роки тому +17

      Soon to be a liquid physical form. 😭🤣

    • @AYAKXSHI
      @AYAKXSHI 2 роки тому

      @@pysq8yea and someones rectum in the toilet

    • @dbbd-fj3gn
      @dbbd-fj3gn Рік тому +1

      Yeah, no comment but yeah

    • @Nyrkvennasogur
      @Nyrkvennasogur Рік тому +1

      Bro it's poverty food. It's sad how much of that subreddit is just shitting on the poor

    • @brandoncox2828
      @brandoncox2828 5 місяців тому

      I just like eating tortilla dipped in refried beans. That shits delicious, packed in carbs and protein, and filling. Nothing wrong with that shit

  • @sevenproxies4255
    @sevenproxies4255 2 роки тому +380

    You could unironically serve the triwich on one of those trendy, pop up restaurants if you spruce it up a little.
    For example, make it so that each of the bread "flanges" have different toppings. Like tuna on one, BLT on one and maybe ham on the third.
    Also when assembled, you take the old kitchen burner and basically toast the outside of the bread to add a little bit of crunch.
    Put it on a plate and add some stupid garnish, like dill or whatever and presto. You have a rather interesting looking starter, and the gimmick is that each side of the sandwhich will be like three different kinds of sandwiches, for that customer who is unsure of what to pick from the menu.

    • @蠢猫-i2i
      @蠢猫-i2i 2 роки тому +3

      Great idea.

    • @wildcodefox7313
      @wildcodefox7313 2 роки тому +7

      Brilliant

    • @mauree1618
      @mauree1618 2 роки тому +8

      You could arrange some thick French toast like that too. Would be fire.

  • @feralvids612
    @feralvids612 2 роки тому +449

    “Your friend would never expect you to pull ravioli out of your pocket”
    Filthy Frank Proves otherwise

    • @supmane8740
      @supmane8740 2 роки тому +36

      ravioli ravioli what's in the pocketoli

    • @ManWithAMask_
      @ManWithAMask_ 2 роки тому +2

      Just I was thinking.

    • @faulkgough1768
      @faulkgough1768 2 роки тому +4

      @@supmane8740 its just a prank bro!

    • @bder4311
      @bder4311 2 роки тому +1

      Had an immediate flashback

    • @ben-chan420
      @ben-chan420 2 роки тому +2

      R.I.P. OG Papa Franku
      Jew Frank is quite good but I miss the OG dearly

  • @sinbingaming4419
    @sinbingaming4419 2 роки тому +828

    Legit the buttered noodles one is something I still eat as an adult when my stomach is kinda rejecting other foods or I'm too tired to make something else. Just some butter, garlic salt, pepper, and then the shaky cheese if we got it. It's so good

    • @devoidchain5846
      @devoidchain5846 2 роки тому +21

      Buttered noodles are good but simple especially if you cook a hotdog into little pucks and spread them throughout like little meatballs

    • @sinbingaming4419
      @sinbingaming4419 2 роки тому +35

      @@THEBUGSAREBACCCCKKKKKKKKKK sorry you cant understand the intricacies of shaky cheese

    • @QbiKz
      @QbiKz 2 роки тому +6

      @@THEBUGSAREBACCCCKKKKKKKKKK it's parmesan

    • @nono-fb8tr
      @nono-fb8tr 2 роки тому +11

      I had butter noodles today after puking all morning 😅 it went down easy and was nice and soft for my aching belly. Stayed down too. I put Italian herb seasoning, garlic powder, paprika, salt and pepper on it. Did exactly what I needed it to.

    • @Matzkxmx
      @Matzkxmx 2 роки тому +1

      isnt that just fetuccini alfredo

  • @N3X1C
    @N3X1C 2 роки тому +202

    It’s always funny to me when I see people who didn’t struggle in life complain about the lunches I always had as a kid.

    • @catboymikey
      @catboymikey Рік тому +10

      Same like damn really calling out the ppl how grew up poor

    • @takhideous6360
      @takhideous6360 Рік тому +7

      also like buttered and cheesy noodles is just an extremely tasty meal?? it’s cheap and good literally no real issue

    • @Sabrowsky
      @Sabrowsky 9 місяців тому

      I never struggled much seeing as my parents were relatively affluent, but my parents' idea of packing food for me when I went to school was giving me a banana or an orange and wishing me luck.
      I tend to win "sad childhood snack" competitions, the bougiest thing i ever got was a fucking ham sandwich (cold).

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Sabrowskyconsidering a large orange has ~90 calories I think this has progressed from "sad childhood snack" to "neglectful parents"

  • @ivdeadelendaest
    @ivdeadelendaest 2 роки тому +183

    That poweraide one always reminds me of the time in boy scouts when someone accidently grabbed the water cooler with blue gatoraide in it when we were making tomato soup. It was dubbed the Tomatoraide incident.

    • @MadameCorgi
      @MadameCorgi 2 роки тому

      What happened to the soup?

    • @ivdeadelendaest
      @ivdeadelendaest 2 роки тому +21

      @@MadameCorgi Well we all ended up trying it anyway, safe to say no one was a big fan. So we had an older kid grill a ton of grilled cheeses and we just dumped the soup.

    • @pAWNproductionsDE
      @pAWNproductionsDE 2 роки тому +1

      Thanks, I hate the word "tomatoraide"

  • @squawmous
    @squawmous 2 роки тому +201

    Hats off to Sam for appreciating the practicality of each meal despite them not tasting good. The perfect man to represent poor American houshoulds

    • @plumbob109
      @plumbob109 2 роки тому +1

      I'm just mad he didn't warm up the ravioli before making it a burrito

  • @luauboi
    @luauboi 2 роки тому +508

    The American "life of Boris" I swear. More and more each day this mans content reminds me of one of my favorite creators and it's great.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +5

      Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear shabe

    • @itsNep_
      @itsNep_ 2 роки тому +21

      @@AxxLAfriku How high are you right now

    • @warlock2607
      @warlock2607 2 роки тому +5

      @@AxxLAfriku what tf is with this guys UA-cam channel

    • @TacticalReaper56
      @TacticalReaper56 2 роки тому +10

      Ittttts Boris. Guy deserves way more attention. Not only as a teacher of how to live cheap if youre poor, but he has alot of deep shit. Like why he does his own subtitles that shit had me in tears.

    • @blimpgaming8534
      @blimpgaming8534 2 роки тому +2

      @@AxxLAfriku bro fuckin Sam fans man I swear

  • @BubblegumLightsaber
    @BubblegumLightsaber 2 роки тому +30

    The "peanut butter and jelly on rice cake" thing unlocked a memory that I didn't even know I had. Used to make those all the time when I was a kid, although I remember mine as being open-faced. ALSO another memory from my childhood that just popped up--one Kraft single on a rice cake, heated in the microwave for like 20-30 seconds.

    • @champo976
      @champo976 11 місяців тому

      I am an adult and still do both of these things and love it although microwaving rice cakes sometimes makes em chewy and weird

  • @AnAmericanComposer
    @AnAmericanComposer 2 роки тому +1428

    Seeing you inside of the bowl that you are also scooping from in the background really fucked my head up.

    • @EllieUchiha17
      @EllieUchiha17 2 роки тому +12

      I feel like I’m high and I’m not

    • @YogurtGaming69
      @YogurtGaming69 2 роки тому

      It was a good shot

    • @wookiee1807
      @wookiee1807 2 роки тому +2

      @@EllieUchiha17 I feel like I am and I am.

  • @poot111111
    @poot111111 2 роки тому +127

    I have never seen Sam so weak and vulnerable. He gives so much for us, he is truly a prince among men.

  • @johnhammond6225
    @johnhammond6225 2 роки тому +295

    The tri-which would be way cooler if it was made out of 3 different kinds of sandwiches. If you use the same sandwich for all 3 sides it's just a sad excuse to eat an extra slice of bread.

    • @mavericksetsuna7396
      @mavericksetsuna7396 2 роки тому +24

      You are on to something big.

    • @brysonbridges1496
      @brysonbridges1496 2 роки тому

      Someone needs to try this

    • @TriSpedsOfficial
      @TriSpedsOfficial 2 роки тому +3

      Sorry I just didn't have enough brain power

    • @johnhammond6225
      @johnhammond6225 2 роки тому +12

      Just imagine one slice of bread with turkey and provolone, one with roast beef and cheddar, and one slice with ham and swiss. A tri-which clubhouse

    • @sodkijezu8748
      @sodkijezu8748 2 роки тому

      @@Dockhead Savage

  • @taintdshadw
    @taintdshadw 2 роки тому +472

    Seriously, Sam's got a good point in stating that a lot of the criticism is misdirected at what's perceived as poor people food. A lot of times, it's really good, but might just be seen as low-class. Stir-fried ramen noodles (budget chow mien), cheese and butter spaghetti (budget carbonara), grilled cheese hotdog sandwich (this is actually an expensive grilled cheese). People are seriously making fun of others for eating within their budgets. Try it before you knock it (most times, but not always).
    It's not, however, an excuse for gross food to exist, like powerade pasta or putting pineapple on pizza.

    • @pumpkinboi7169
      @pumpkinboi7169 2 роки тому +55

      I agree with this but pineapple on pizza is good even if I have a slight allergy to it

    • @crungler
      @crungler 2 роки тому +60

      i agreed until the part about pineapple and now your whole comment is wrong sorry

    • @markdavis180
      @markdavis180 2 роки тому +15

      unironically the White Man's Cuban looks like a bomb ass sammich and I'm gonna make one for dinner tomorrow, with a side of french fries

    • @phyllotaxis
      @phyllotaxis 2 роки тому +29

      Pineapple on pizza is great if you like sweet and savory food, same as orange chicken

    • @HeiressEllie
      @HeiressEllie 2 роки тому +5

      Lol the pineapple on pizza bit at the end is a good joke

  • @Masked_Pirate_Geist
    @Masked_Pirate_Geist 2 роки тому +258

    No joke the pickle and hot dog grilled cheese has been added to my list of quick recipes.

    • @acid3129
      @acid3129 2 роки тому +46

      if you like that also try spam or other tinned meat grilled and then add it to a grilled cheese with tomato soup to dip it in . takes 15 min to make and fills you up. the best way to eat that is at night with the lights off under a blanket watching a movie it makes you feel so content i have a bad case of depression i lost 2 family members to covid in 3 months and my wife had a miscarriage because she couldn't get into the hospital to see a midwife because everyone in the uk is trying to get booster jabs so all the medical staff have basically switched to doing that . after a hard day working a shitty 12 hour shift in a clothing warehouse it makes me feel normal again for a few hours and honestly it does more for my mental health than my anti depressants cheap fast and a mood lifter give it a go and send me a massage back and tell me how fucking chilled out it makes you . you get extra relaxed if you have a warm bath or shower first

    • @DJMagikarp
      @DJMagikarp 2 роки тому

      I do this in my toaster oven. It's pretty dope. Can do with any sandwich meat lying around too

    • @sbot8158
      @sbot8158 2 роки тому +22

      @@acid3129 Hope everything gets better for you my man. Keep pushing.

    • @acid3129
      @acid3129 2 роки тому +14

      @@sbot8158 its life dude thanks for the love though when shit gets hard i just remind myself my grandad lived in a foxhole for 3 months with constant artillery bombardments and no food and came back home to raise a family and open a business i have no fucking right to complain about having a stable job a roof over my head and a loving family

    • @haileyploense3368
      @haileyploense3368 2 роки тому +1

      For real, I’d give it a try when I’m down to those last 2 hot dogs and no buns. Less depressing looking than a hotdog with a slice of bread as a bun.

  • @J1mmy
    @J1mmy 2 роки тому +603

    i’ll show you a magic spoon you hunk

    • @tannerk.4630
      @tannerk.4630 2 роки тому +18

      Go back to playing Leagues 😡

    • @IsAMank
      @IsAMank 2 роки тому +6

      Good content watches good content, love to see it

    • @El-Burrito
      @El-Burrito 2 роки тому +3

      When's the next By Release?

    • @FrenchyLauzier
      @FrenchyLauzier 2 роки тому

      You guys gotta colab

    • @hayespipes
      @hayespipes 2 роки тому +2

      @@FrenchyLauzier They did back in 2020. On Red Dead.

  • @kickassnerdgaming
    @kickassnerdgaming 2 роки тому +219

    I would absolutely love more things in this style, Chef Sam.
    Loving the IRL content, keep doing you, King.

  • @stinkypigeon3287
    @stinkypigeon3287 2 роки тому +22

    buttered noodles with shakey cheese is a god tier depression food. easy to make, filling, delicious, feels like youre actually cooking real food so you dont feel so bad about the direction your life is heading

  • @SenialHobo
    @SenialHobo 2 роки тому +574

    I genuinely felt attacked when I saw shakey cheese pasta on here, thanks for the defend Sammo

    • @Zoditron
      @Zoditron 2 роки тому +37

      Shaky cheese pasta was one of the staples of my childhood, I am so glad others share my experience.

    • @SenialHobo
      @SenialHobo 2 роки тому +24

      @@Zoditron feast of lower middle class champions

    • @andollpony2227
      @andollpony2227 2 роки тому +25

      I was genuinely SO UPSET to see pasta and rice sandwiches here
      Rich fucking assholes, gonna eat them next 😤

    • @TessHKM
      @TessHKM 2 роки тому +5

      @@andollpony2227 serious question: how do human beings enjoy consuming rice cakes

    • @guaplei1
      @guaplei1 2 роки тому +12

      @@TessHKM it's crunchy I love crunchy think that's all
      If they made a crunchy water I would ate that

  • @jamespeetz4008
    @jamespeetz4008 2 роки тому +834

    the sauce his wife made him got a lower score than the peanut butter sandwich LMAO

    • @CaptainAugust
      @CaptainAugust 2 роки тому +46

      Ikr lol it looked like some deluxe orange sauce

    • @Azaghal1988
      @Azaghal1988 2 роки тому +55

      to be fair, it was a peanutbutter banana sandwich... it's just a great thing that has to be appreciated^^

    • @daftwulli6145
      @daftwulli6145 2 роки тому +28

      well one is a sauce that his wife made him, the other is what his mum used to make him,you cannot beat childhood nostalgia.

    • @greuju
      @greuju 2 роки тому +1

      That's how you keep a good woman around.

    • @antidote5125
      @antidote5125 2 роки тому +1

      tbf I'm fairly sure he was supposed to simmer the nuggets in the sauce to coat it, that's normally how you do orange chicken lmao

  • @comradegarrett1202
    @comradegarrett1202 2 роки тому +326

    Fry up the hotdogs first before throwing them on the sandwich. Maybe even fry the pickles too if you're feeling daring. It didn't melt because the hot dogs were cold out of the package.

    • @gabbonoo
      @gabbonoo 2 роки тому +11

      i think those dogs are boiled and/or cured...
      dont think hotdogs are good or safe raw. its like eating raw pork. gross and a waste of good flavor.
      slappin the room temp pickles and cheese in there with a normal cheddar, it wont melt easily

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 2 роки тому +6

      You trying to tell Sam how to cook? The man's a disaster zone in the kitchen, homie.

    • @Nick-666
      @Nick-666 2 роки тому +8

      @@gabbonoo hotdogs are pre cooked i eat em raw all the time & I've never had a problem

    • @RevanBC
      @RevanBC 2 роки тому +4

      ​ Kids used to eat them raw all the time growing up. It makes me want to vomit thinking of it now but they are safe to eat.

    • @uncledoctor6920
      @uncledoctor6920 2 роки тому +1

      Pardon, pan fry pickles? Can you do that? I'm making the mack daddy right now and pan frying the dogs but the pickles?
      Edit; doesn't need it, but only use one slice of cheese or unsalted cheese. Otherwise really good.

  • @cookie_cat3
    @cookie_cat3 2 роки тому +42

    if I heated up that refried bean burrito I would 100% eat the whole thing

  • @RenoMay
    @RenoMay 2 роки тому +439

    That bean burrito was heinous

    • @Sputnik1
      @Sputnik1 2 роки тому +31

      I hate that for this video, talking about a "bean burrito", one question comes to mind:
      Which one?

    • @lazyperson125
      @lazyperson125 2 роки тому +19

      @@Sputnik1 bolth

    • @DEMillerEarl
      @DEMillerEarl 2 роки тому +1

      Slow slide of the can....*shudder*

    • @132oink
      @132oink 2 роки тому +3

      Reno in the wild

    • @malcolmj5151
      @malcolmj5151 2 роки тому

      A wild reno appears

  • @xXx_AltF4-xXx
    @xXx_AltF4-xXx 2 роки тому +520

    Sam acts like these are the worst recipes out there even though he clearly knows that this is what his fans eat on a regular basis

    • @reecethegreatvlogs7301
      @reecethegreatvlogs7301 2 роки тому +10

      We are very sad individuals

    • @kroxi524
      @kroxi524 2 роки тому +3

      Especially the triwich

    • @shy8054
      @shy8054 2 роки тому +3

      Nah I am more creative. I have this reciple for spicy ramen noodles were I use peanut butter and chocolate as ingrediants.

    • @General_Griffin
      @General_Griffin 2 роки тому +2

      @@shy8054 Incorrect.

    • @xXx_AltF4-xXx
      @xXx_AltF4-xXx 2 роки тому +5

      @@shy8054 not gonna lie dude, that shit sounds nasty but I'm still weirdly intrigued.
      Could you comment the recipe for me.

  • @princessaria
    @princessaria 2 роки тому +250

    I actually like rice cake “sandwiches” as a snack. I only do one rice cake at a time for a better topping-to-rice cake ratio and add a good amount of mustard to add some tang & moisture. I use sharp or white cheddar and thinly sliced ham or Turkey.
    I also use the white cheddar rice cakes oftentimes instead of the plain ones. They’re really not bad if you’re looking to have a snack or lighter lunch.

    • @endtimeelijah4851
      @endtimeelijah4851 2 роки тому +5

      Never eaten a rice cake sandwich, but I'd imagine just cakes, meat, and cheese would be dry af. I may need to try it but would definitely use some spicy mustard. I mean pricing it out comes to less than $1 per sandwich.

    • @that.neurodivergent
      @that.neurodivergent 2 роки тому +2

      Yo that sounds bomb!! Next time I’m too stoned and lazy to cook this is what I’m eating lol

    • @high_stakes_ikea7087
      @high_stakes_ikea7087 2 роки тому +1

      @@endtimeelijah4851 I like them with just a cheese spread? Cheez Whiz for example, not very healthy but tasty and cheap

  • @scribotis2027
    @scribotis2027 2 роки тому +72

    On deployment we once made pasta burritos in the middle of the desert and let me tell you those were the best out of camp meal we had in seven months

  • @jaypeters7928
    @jaypeters7928 2 роки тому +146

    you have to put the rice paper in water (like, fully submerge it) for a few seconds then the texture becomes less skin-like

    • @edwardkendrick9641
      @edwardkendrick9641 2 роки тому +17

      ^^^ The way he was wetting the rice paper was causing me actual psychic damage

    • @S_t_r_e_s_s
      @S_t_r_e_s_s 2 роки тому +5

      I enjoy eating it with the skin texture so I can curb my cannibal impulses.

    • @edwardkendrick9641
      @edwardkendrick9641 2 роки тому +5

      @@S_t_r_e_s_s Hey are you actually serious about that? Does it help? I have dermatophagia, an autocannibalism issue, if you're serious about the under prepped rice paper helping I'll definitely have to try that.

    • @willvititoe2781
      @willvititoe2781 2 роки тому +1

      @@edwardkendrick9641 this comment get a like

    • @S_t_r_e_s_s
      @S_t_r_e_s_s 2 роки тому +2

      @@edwardkendrick9641 It's helped me curb it a fair bit, I only bite my fingers here and there now.

  • @jacobackley502
    @jacobackley502 2 роки тому +76

    The "shakey cheese noodles" is functionally what traditional Alfredo is. Though Alfredo usually has a shitload more cheese and butter. It's only in the states where we added cream and herbs

    • @lordhellstrande2763
      @lordhellstrande2763 Рік тому +1

      I can't think of where I heard it but I heard someone say that Alfredo is basically mac & cheese for grown-ups

  • @Sub_Mark
    @Sub_Mark 2 роки тому +39

    "It's like a white man's Cuban"
    "What's wrong with that?"
    "..."
    "A white man's Cuban sandwich"

  • @aequoreavictoria2726
    @aequoreavictoria2726 2 роки тому +36

    Love the green screen work! Especial at the power aide pasta, where you pour into the pot you’re in. So good!

  • @memesq123
    @memesq123 2 роки тому +324

    The double finger lick at 5:53 is exactly how I picture Sam when he's cleaning out his used Fleshlight.

    • @meekrophone_
      @meekrophone_ 2 роки тому +9

      finger licking good!

    • @KFC66
      @KFC66 2 роки тому +4

      Gross but I like it

    • @donaldn5798
      @donaldn5798 2 роки тому +6

      and who says he was the last one to use it?

    • @arcanealchemist3190
      @arcanealchemist3190 2 роки тому +18

      how do i delete someone else's youtube comment?

    • @username1660
      @username1660 2 роки тому +11

      Everyone likes their own brand

  • @ryanw7196
    @ryanw7196 2 роки тому +81

    The triwich is by far the most genius piece of culinary art i have seen in some time. There are times where 1 sandwich simply does not cut it, yet you cant bring yourself to go for 2.... We now have the answer.

  • @michael_17213
    @michael_17213 2 роки тому +446

    The Rice Cake Sandwich seems more like a dieting thing than an affordability thing

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 2 роки тому +26

      It was, in my case lol hated it but it was low in calories so eh

    • @tabernaclejones6115
      @tabernaclejones6115 2 роки тому +38

      Rice cakes are fire idk what yall talking about

    • @Zothiqueness
      @Zothiqueness 2 роки тому

      That's what I was thinking.

    • @angrymario8259
      @angrymario8259 2 роки тому +9

      ​​​@@tabernaclejones6115 I think what's problematic is that it's two on top of another

    • @bluerath
      @bluerath 2 роки тому +24

      Yea, I'm not sure why he went with the poor angle there. I can't imagine for the life of me a poor person choosing to buy rice cakes to make sandwhiches out of instead of a loaf of bread.

  • @_B_K_
    @_B_K_ 2 роки тому +81

    That hotdog pickle grilled cheese sandwich looks like something I'd pay for at a diner.

  • @ZeroIsMany
    @ZeroIsMany 2 роки тому +101

    The pasta burrito sounded okay, until I realized you're chewing the spring roll wrappers uncooked, and the ravioli is probably cold.

    • @DoubleDCharmin
      @DoubleDCharmin 2 роки тому +21

      you don't cook the wrappers, you just dip them in water

    • @ramonnunez1066
      @ramonnunez1066 2 роки тому +15

      I honestly thought it'd be pretty good if he put a bit of oil in a pan and fried it up

    • @capuchinosofia4771
      @capuchinosofia4771 2 роки тому +4

      @@ramonnunez1066 I was thinking the same. Heat makes a lot of food way more eatable.

  • @nolanmascari9606
    @nolanmascari9606 2 роки тому +127

    "your friends never expect you to pull ravioli out of your pocket"
    filthyfrank: am I a joke to you?

  • @CopyPasteFaill
    @CopyPasteFaill 2 роки тому +78

    sam the fact that like all 6/10s and up were ALL clean plate clubs, shows just how dexterous and intuitive your cooking abilities really are. and that you will eat anything if you are bored

    • @Sentralkontrol
      @Sentralkontrol 2 роки тому +3

      alternatively: he has no sense of taste

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 2 роки тому +3

      We once fried already cooked spaghetti. Crispy heavens delight.

  • @melonbread888
    @melonbread888 2 роки тому +30

    The video editing on this is just magical.

  • @moisttowelette8442
    @moisttowelette8442 2 роки тому +75

    I’ve been watching Sam for a while now, and this is the first time I remember seeing him break character. That first bite of the black bean rice paper burrito damaged this man

  • @danecaton2299
    @danecaton2299 2 роки тому +183

    The one mistake Sam made was not covering his grilled cheese with a pot lid, that locks in the heat, makes sure all the cheese in the sandwich melts.

    • @zeroThreeSixHD
      @zeroThreeSixHD 2 роки тому +25

      Even more simple than that... he just needed lower heat. If the bread is browning/burning before it heats the other elements your heat is too high. I only say this because a lot of skillets/pans don't come with lids that actually fit!

    • @ooterman
      @ooterman 2 роки тому +6

      That thing would be amazing if you tossed it into a panini press and it would be even closer to a Cuban sandwich.

    • @quabconv911
      @quabconv911 2 роки тому +1

      @@zeroThreeSixHD yep, another thing I do is put a little bit of butter on both sides, helps balance everything out, some mayo in the middle of your feeling a little dangerous

    • @PropurtysChannel
      @PropurtysChannel 2 роки тому +2

      A skillet or any bigger pan is easier. Just put the cheese on one slice or both before the bread is finished. The heat goes straight through one slice of bread and heats it fine. Then just put both slices together and bob's your uncle. I like to also quickly heat some thin lunch meat on the side and add it to the grilled cheese right before I put the slices together. That way I have a meat filled grilled cheese.
      I do agree with the other guy though, even cooking it in a pan as one whole piece it should heat evenly at the right temp. If you like really soft toast or heat it super fast, then yeah I can see it not heating through all the way. IMO the best grilled cheese is toasting every side of the bread, way too much work but it's so good.

    • @austinthrowsstuff
      @austinthrowsstuff 2 роки тому

      a good grilled chees should cook for atleast 15 min

  • @jacobdonnely2608
    @jacobdonnely2608 2 роки тому +103

    Sam has certainly discovered the most efficacious way of carrying ravioli in your pocket

    • @FalloutUgglan
      @FalloutUgglan 2 роки тому +13

      The good 'ol pocketoli

    • @numerum_bestia
      @numerum_bestia 2 роки тому +3

      @@FalloutUgglan When he said “your friends would never expect you to have ravioli in your pocket” my first thought was you “probably would if you were friends with filthy frank like 10 years ago”.

  • @toddoughty2043
    @toddoughty2043 2 роки тому +11

    as a professional chef from a brokeass background i have to laugh at how pretty much every one of these dishes i have either made something similar or found pretty much nothing wrong with. To this day one of my favorite drinks is hot gatorade (the cucumber one is my go to) with a splash of vodka on a cold day. Awesome vid!!!

  • @antoniovaccaro5303
    @antoniovaccaro5303 2 роки тому +275

    The grilled cheese with pickles and hotdogs actually made me hungry

    • @cristiancruz1972
      @cristiancruz1972 2 роки тому +13

      Good concept. Poor execution. I'm going to do one up right and post it to Reddit

    • @alexandreatomaino667
      @alexandreatomaino667 Рік тому +3

      The cheese WASNT EVEN MELTED

    • @kahutiapara1405
      @kahutiapara1405 Рік тому +1

      Had sizzles sausages in the fridge so made a Cuban grilled chess with them instead of hot dogs or ham

  • @2sidetales749
    @2sidetales749 2 роки тому +75

    Honestly I love just walking around and cleaning up while I watch/listen to Sam's videos. It's like I have my own sometimes-controversial white friend who's doing his own weird thing in the corner and occasionally he says or does something really funny and it makes me bust out laughing.

    • @Papersheepp
      @Papersheepp 2 роки тому +9

      Uhhhhhh maybe pull back a bit on the prozac there buddy

  • @emgee2807
    @emgee2807 2 роки тому +212

    The powerade noodles could be theoretically good in fruit salad

    • @natalietaylor7328
      @natalietaylor7328 2 роки тому +17

      Brooooo

    • @acerojr
      @acerojr 2 роки тому +30

      I think you’re onto something…

    • @moontoad6412
      @moontoad6412 2 роки тому +36

      I was thinking they could go in ambrosia, the one made with whipped cream and fruit cocktail, NOT the mayo one.

    • @WallebyDamned
      @WallebyDamned 2 роки тому +4

      Wonder how'd they do in a jello mold? Other than look like the crocodile tongues from James and the Giant Peach, that is

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 2 роки тому

      No.

  • @bi_swamp_thing
    @bi_swamp_thing 2 роки тому +30

    The shakey cheese and noodles was just my dinner at least 2x a week in college and it was great

  • @ragingreaper1190
    @ragingreaper1190 2 роки тому +79

    How you not gonna melt the cheese on the grill cheese? Come on Sam, that man made a masterpiece, and you made the up voted BADFOODPORN.

  • @The2mightybeanfans
    @The2mightybeanfans 2 роки тому +83

    The noodle one confuses me because that’s literally how i eat spaghetti for dinner. butter, and parmesan. Do people think it’s bad or something?

    • @_MrTrue
      @_MrTrue 2 роки тому +50

      Nah, restaurants even sell butter noodles. Reddit is just a cesspool.

    • @MrAmazingFTW123
      @MrAmazingFTW123 2 роки тому +29

      The point of bad food porn isn't bad food recipes itself, it's just food that visually looks unappealing or dull

    • @BigBeerus
      @BigBeerus 2 роки тому

      Generally yes.

    • @thealmightyjack
      @thealmightyjack 2 роки тому +16

      Reddit is full of basement dwellers that come from rich and privileged homes so they've never experienced a meal that wasn't prepared by their family's paid chef that cooks for them.

    • @kennypowers2341
      @kennypowers2341 2 роки тому +11

      It's probably just people posting their everyday real food that looks funny compared to the tryhard meals other people post. That said I hate redditors.

  • @matthewquackerz3981
    @matthewquackerz3981 2 роки тому +83

    “The only people that wouldn’t eat this are stone cold sober”
    :Currently intoxicated
    . . . You damn right.

  • @doreenlarson5849
    @doreenlarson5849 2 роки тому +9

    Been watching a lot of cooking videos lately, the editing in this one has been my favorite so far, it’s like watching a cooking show from an alien

  • @josephschmidt3815
    @josephschmidt3815 2 роки тому +102

    I havnt laughed so hard in months. That bean burrito reaction was priceless.

    • @scriptkitty1838
      @scriptkitty1838 2 роки тому

      "Its the texture dude its just, OFF"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 2 роки тому

      the music really ties it together. Such a deep, tragic story

  • @AmaraTheBarbarian
    @AmaraTheBarbarian 2 роки тому +164

    That grilled cheese looks soooo good, definitely needed to pre fry the hot dogs tho to add some warmth to the middle and melt the other piece of cheese

    • @capuchinosofia4771
      @capuchinosofia4771 2 роки тому +3

      Im glad that someone else commented about those hotdogs being uncooked/cold and just put straight out of the packet

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 2 роки тому +1

      "Though" has a "ugh" in it.

    • @AmaraTheBarbarian
      @AmaraTheBarbarian 2 роки тому +14

      @@englishatheart Words are not mined from the earth, they're a creation of us as a collective that speaks this language. Tho is common shorthand for though, and while I wouldn't use it in a thesis paper it's more than fine for an internet comments section on the video of a man eating a grilled cheese and hotdog sandwich.
      TL:DR nobody likes the grammar police

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth Рік тому

      Letter ore

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 Рік тому

      Tbh, I’ve made those before. Usually with hotdogs or burgers I’ve cooked they day before, I tend to have to either microwave it for a bit or let it cook directly on the frying pan before putting it into the grilled cheese.

  • @dreamingahopefuldream4439
    @dreamingahopefuldream4439 2 роки тому +46

    The buttered noodles covered in parmesan cheese is something I've been eating since childhood lmao its definitely a low income food but it fills you up

  • @LuisMartinez-li3kb
    @LuisMartinez-li3kb 2 роки тому +27

    I randomly came across this channel and I'm dying this whole video. Especially at the canned burrito.

  • @m1k3y48
    @m1k3y48 2 роки тому +202

    “It’s like a white man’s cuban [sandwich]” had me laughing
    That sub is just a bunch of jerks, half of those look like reasonable low effort food, nothing wrong with that

    • @Kozmokast
      @Kozmokast 2 роки тому +22

      Well it is Reddit of all places.

    • @dominikrudolfettrich2556
      @dominikrudolfettrich2556 2 роки тому +3

      i've eaten at least 2 of these in the past week XD

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 2 роки тому

      @@dominikrudolfettrich2556
      Same.
      Had the pasta one with some hot sauce added to it.

    • @TessHKM
      @TessHKM 2 роки тому +1

      I mean, it's not like people are being mean to each other lol. People are just posting either cursed images or food they made that's not plated nicely enough for /r/foodporn.
      I think y'all are taking that "bad"foodporn too seriously lol

    • @Drek492
      @Drek492 2 роки тому

      The sub is about cursed food or simple dishes like the buttered noodles being presented in a fancy way.
      I think some of you are reading way too much into it.

  • @Ministern-
    @Ministern- 2 роки тому +64

    Sam is literally the only guy i'll willingly listen to through an entire ad break

  • @headhumperHL2
    @headhumperHL2 2 роки тому +63

    22:08 to 22:13
    the speed at which he goes from jokin around, havin a good time to utter disgust nearly killed me

  • @jeremyelbertson4427
    @jeremyelbertson4427 2 роки тому +26

    Rice cakes sound like a great bread alternative for sandwiches if you want something healthier.
    Wait, that's what they're for, aren't they?

    • @fiorellaledo5951
      @fiorellaledo5951 Рік тому +10

      A lot of people forget this is another bread substitute especially if you cant eat gluten. You can eat them with Jam, peanut butter and jelly, put all types of cold cuts over it and eat it like an open sandwich. Yeah they aren't the tastiest but if you cant eat gluten, sodium, trans fats,need healthier options or cheaper options they are pretty good! Some even come with powdered condiments and they are bomb imo!
      You really have to know how to make gluten free things, they aren't easy and definitely will not be tasty if you dont make them right lol so rice cakes are good alternatives

  • @tunatechnologies1351
    @tunatechnologies1351 2 роки тому +43

    "That's a pipin' hot Poweraid"
    Sentence you never expect hearing in your lifetime.

  • @RenoMay
    @RenoMay 2 роки тому +757

    Can’t wait to see what company steals Sam’s ideas next time 😤

    • @cewic4909
      @cewic4909 2 роки тому +32

      Shut up twinko may

    • @pro_fail
      @pro_fail 2 роки тому

      @@cewic4909 dambd you got them

    • @PilotTed
      @PilotTed 2 роки тому +3

      @@cewic4909 what?

    • @RenoMay
      @RenoMay 2 роки тому +3

      @@cewic4909 post physique

  • @csyrup
    @csyrup 2 роки тому +76

    more of sam making his normal meals on camera and profiting off of it, love it big man

  • @julainstone8683
    @julainstone8683 2 роки тому +8

    Pizza Bagels + Chicken Nuggets = Chicken Parmesan Sandwich Sliders.

  • @Lex_8D
    @Lex_8D 2 роки тому +132

    As an Italian representative I would like to say: Sam you must keep going on with your war crimes against pasta.
    And well done that you coocked the pasta into ALREADY boiling water (powerade in this case), you didn't just throw it in the cold one.
    GOOD JOB!

    • @theapartmentrat.578
      @theapartmentrat.578 2 роки тому +5

      People do that to their pasta??

    • @gabronx
      @gabronx 2 роки тому +4

      Have you noticed that those Fusilli are referred to as "macaroni" in the box? Why do the names have to change?😂

    • @Lex_8D
      @Lex_8D 2 роки тому +7

      @@gabronx Indeed I said you can continue your "war Crimes" against pasta, that include the incorrect naming of the pasta's type. I think we can go over every mistake, except the cooking method, for this beautiful content Sam gives us.

    • @gabronx
      @gabronx 2 роки тому +3

      @@Lex_8D i totally agree

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 2 роки тому +5

      You wanna hear a war crime against pasta?
      There was a guy in my Army Corps, he was convinced, perfect pasta has the consistency of porridge. We never let him cook.

  • @headlesshorse6223
    @headlesshorse6223 2 роки тому +51

    Lol you can just hear the pain in his voice at the end talking about the texture. Just the right amount of suffering

    • @Qrama
      @Qrama 2 роки тому

      Best part of the video imo :D

  • @wishboneCYCLE
    @wishboneCYCLE 2 роки тому +73

    This is the first time I watched you, I legit thought you were w world renowned chef while watching the whole thing… then I saw the rest of your videos….

  • @francobuzzetti9424
    @francobuzzetti9424 2 роки тому +41

    the sad thing about the butter-noodle-cheese is that it can be elevated with with simple techniques , just make a sauce with the cheese and the pasta water emulsifying everything, you have a 10/10 dish with the same ingredients

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 Рік тому

      Why tho, its still good as is and it essentially forms its own sause

  • @doogs5393
    @doogs5393 2 роки тому +61

    i can tell you had fun with this one, also laughed my ass off at the Cuban.... THE SANDWICH!!!

    • @Toad_lord69
      @Toad_lord69 2 роки тому +3

      I thought nothing of it until he clarified. Fucking rolling dude 😂😂

    • @hash683
      @hash683 2 роки тому

      i didnt understand that one

    • @ducksducks2962
      @ducksducks2962 2 роки тому

      @@hash683 same

  • @GhostOfSnuffles
    @GhostOfSnuffles 2 роки тому +29

    An existential crisis after eating a cold bean burrito is perfectly normal.

  • @awsm253
    @awsm253 2 роки тому +74

    I was left wheezing with laughter at Painritto. Thinking that was the last one, that it couldn't get worse.
    Boy was I wrong.

    • @jarnol2163
      @jarnol2163 2 роки тому +1

      Bruh, the Painrrito was a thing my school served for lunch.

  • @theminisimmer
    @theminisimmer Рік тому +2

    "your friends never expect you to pull ravioli out of your pocket" unless your name is filthy frank lmao

  • @SerVanzu
    @SerVanzu 2 роки тому +57

    Sam's doing this out of resentment since Abby keeps crushing his sandwiches

  • @joelcrafter43
    @joelcrafter43 2 роки тому +166

    The hilarious thing is that I've literally made and eaten that first one before, I just happened to have rice cakes and bologna and I was hungry, I didn't have provolone sadly though so no cheese.

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 2 роки тому +4

      I eat them pretty often (1 white cheddar rice cake, mustard, white cheddar, and thinly sliced deli meat) and they’re really not bad.

    • @ISometimesFixComputers
      @ISometimesFixComputers 2 роки тому +2

      Decent "diet" sandwiches if you are trying to go lower-carb

    • @christopherandersson5082
      @christopherandersson5082 2 роки тому +1

      Anyone who eats rice cakes would eat cardboard. If I had nothing but those things constantly I would probably start thinking of people as being edible 😂😂

    • @joelcrafter43
      @joelcrafter43 2 роки тому

      @@christopherandersson5082 look I know they taste bad in their own but surprisingly when paired with other things they taste even better than the thing does alone.

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 2 роки тому

      I ate them everyday before school for several years because they were low in calories lmao I hated em tho

  • @ExtremKeks
    @ExtremKeks 2 роки тому +37

    I love how Sam is becoming a YT Chef just get swindel himself out of the diet Abby put him on.

  • @Marqueli
    @Marqueli 2 роки тому +67

    I can feel my ancestors screaming at the screen when rice paper was used to make a ravioli burrito

    • @mrsnoopy7557
      @mrsnoopy7557 7 місяців тому

      Ancestors from what background? Italians? Asians? Mexicans? They all are insulted

  • @UnseenPlatapus
    @UnseenPlatapus 2 роки тому +34

    wow didn't realize that this channel was becoming a cooking channel. can't wait to see you eat different variations of craft mac and cheese for the next 3 months

    • @sasquatch440
      @sasquatch440 2 роки тому

      aqua called, and said he wants credit for this idea

  • @DynamoXZ
    @DynamoXZ 2 роки тому +98

    Just seeing Sam eat this, and having the same reaction as myself; I knew Sam was a true man of the people.

    • @Yellow.1844
      @Yellow.1844 2 роки тому +3

      Hes more man of the people than 99% of breadtube lmao

  • @Gilthwixt1
    @Gilthwixt1 2 роки тому +44

    This popped up in my feed randomly and it was a blast to watch. I was like "Damn, the general vibe and attitude of Angry Video Game Nerd but for food reviews? Sign me up". Imagine my surprise when I checked your channel and realized you're actually a Tarkov content creator and this was just a one off lmao

  • @Chocomint_Queen
    @Chocomint_Queen Рік тому +3

    The thing about the triwich is that, after like four or five bites, you've consumed one "wing" and its basically just a normal sandwich now

  • @thefudgems
    @thefudgems 2 роки тому +147

    Opening with “world renowned chef” I really expected the ingredients to be at least high quality but like they’re actually worse than the originals 😂 chef really went “pasta? oh, they talkin about that boyardee jawn” 🤣 🤣

    • @fatseip9562
      @fatseip9562 2 роки тому +7

      The seneral Gam specialty.

  • @Hawdkoah
    @Hawdkoah 2 роки тому +5

    Sam: "No one expects you to pull ravioli out of your pocket."
    Papa Franku: "RAVIOLI RAVIOLI, WHAT'S IN THE POCKETOLI?"

  • @XenKaidos
    @XenKaidos 2 роки тому +52

    For the "Shaky Cheese Noodles", I actually still eat a variation of that from time to time. I use 'shaky cheese', garlic, butter, and parsley though.

    • @sigma6656
      @sigma6656 2 роки тому

      Now do ramen, buldark sauce, and some velveeta.
      It's insanely good.

    • @l.h.9747
      @l.h.9747 2 роки тому +2

      As a european. Wtf is shaky cheese?

    • @sigma6656
      @sigma6656 2 роки тому +3

      @@l.h.9747 As an american, I'm not quite sure. I would assume it's that crappy "parmesan" cheese that comes coated in saw dust and in the green can.

    • @l.h.9747
      @l.h.9747 2 роки тому

      @@sigma6656 sounds horrible XD

    • @eitje1373
      @eitje1373 2 роки тому

      literally today i made a carbonara w 50gr of shaky cheese and 2 eggs and it was fucking good

  • @TylerKai421
    @TylerKai421 2 роки тому +4

    "The only people that wouldn't eat this are stone cold sober or women, lets be honest" that shit had me rolling bro