Two Fat Guys Attempt The Appalachian Trail
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- Опубліковано 20 гру 2024
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6:16 Fat ass Emperor Palpatine
im fuckin rollin here
MAKE MORE SHEKELSTEIN NIGGA
I do what I do best General Jude
I'VE SEEN THE SHEKELSTEIN SAGA 14 TIMES YOU WILL NOT SILENCE ME YOU MERE CHILD
Should've said Fatass Dark Dude
Your brother looks like a really cool assistant manager at whole foods that plays Minecraft because his nephew introduced him too it.
That's a weirdly accurate description. Thanks for the perspective.
To* it
User 720 wholesome
This is so specific yet so accurate.
thats specific!!
>has never hiked before
>goes on a week long endurance hike
THAT is how you make General ladies and gentlemen.
it's done, the perfect number of likes
@alpatr0s What are you talking about? They went over at least 5 mountains.
So this is why he’s a legend at Tarkov.
I'd been on day-hikes, but my first night on the AT was the first time I'd ever been backpacking. The next 6 months were definitely a learning experience. Lol.
YES
This should be titled “gamer goes outside for the first time in years and regrets it”
Amber Monroe they seem to be laughing and enjoying the pain. So basically they are thru hikers.
@@MatanuskaHIGH They're obviously not enjoying the pain.
Hes dedicated to his craft
@@MatanuskaHIGH they didn't make it through, they aren't thru hikers
22:55 I'm legitimately contemplating undergoing this trek to view Papa Rabbi's holy scripture.
Same
It’s not there anymore. They only have the journal for the current year.
Old journals look like shit because they were used so much, and eventually get eaten by mice.
I would have legit done anything to get that paper..
Pilgrimage
How did it go?
Thick guys and moon pies
OUR NEW SINGLE IS OUT: T H I C C GUYS AND M O O N PIES
T H I C C*
General Sam MAKE A T-SHIRT YOU DINGUS
that's the name of his latest video
@@MagikLamo hey that's what he named his new video
"I had nowhere else to pee."
-Quote from a man surrounded by trees, alone on a mountain
The pussification of man lmao
You can see how he went from general sam to pvt samantha
@@babyragegekyume4132 private samantha? More like Samantha's private
Listen my views pay your salary. So get your thunder but back up that mountain.
amen sista
@@labbott3933 shut up hippy
L Abbott I’m a backpacker and I think you need to get over yourself. Go cry somewhere else, because even your own kind don’t like you.
Agree
@@labbott3933 Amen...that was my overriding thought throughout this video.
*pissed in water bottle*
“I think I drank contaminated water”
Smooth Sam
Piss is sterile
@@ranchurdhimster4955 it's still not fuckin good for you
@@ranchurdhimster4955 no it isn't look it up
Garbear not after 5 minutes of it coming out of your body it’s now
Bear Grylls would drink all your guyses piss. 🥂
“This is the lowest you will ever see me, in all my glory”-Zack.
Little did the poor guy fucking know.
:(
what happened
@@samusaran6936 she took the kids
@@behema9815 like they got divorced?
@@samusaran6936 yep
"I had nowhere else to pee" You're surrounded by infinite locations to pee lol
I personally would have infinitely more apprehension to pee in my drinking bottle than going outside in rain. Dude has a raincoat.
Too much of a pussy to stand in the rain and pee
You have a poncho. Use it dude. You always treat your water source by heating it or water purification tablets or filtering through a lifestraw
Solider do it all the time and your complaining. Go back to your safe space.
@@gerardbommarito4668
>solider
>your complaining
I think enough time has passed by for us to request a sequel to this one.
We would get one if Aqua would quit Pssying out of there planned trip
And thus it has happened.
*Sam:* Wheezes.
*Sam's Brother:* "I'm lactating."
*Sam:* Wheezes harder.
You know, I just came to a realization from watching you guys laugh at your misery; Suffering is hilarious.
Homeless Trevor if you just realized this you sir have not truly lived your life.
Only Sam would go camping and not find anywhere to pee
He’s such a beta that he’s to scared to piss in the open because it might hint to the slightest bit of territory behavior.
8:20 Zac: "This is the lowest I think you will see me, drinking coffee out of a pot in a shitter in the appalachian mountains."
Oh if only he knew.
If only he knew in 5 years he'd be eating reddit's shittiest foods for handouts from his brother after his terrible divorce. His son with the sickest fade ever.
If only he knew.
I remember the first time I saw a sign in a outhouse That said "no sleeping in shitter" I wondered who in the world would sleep in an outhouse but after 2 months and 5 states I fully understand.
whats wrong with sleeping in the shitter?
You don't have a dead end job.
thanks, Dumpster Darlin'
@@____-ju6mx high chances of infections and really high chances of getting sick. Bacteria can be in the air
@@____-ju6mx You need it explained why you don't rest amongst the feces?
Your brother jewed all the hair genetics
He's half Jewish though
TheRaellz which is why he was making the joke
😂😂😂😂
The second I saw the spicy thai chicken and protein, I knew you where hell bound
-an avid outdoorsman
One way ticket to shitville for sure.lol
lmao same I literally yelled to my fiance that "HE'S ASKING FOR DIARRHEA!!!"
"Drinking some coffee out of a pot in a shitter" and the laugh afterwards embodies everything I loved on the trail. That spirit is what makes you keep going day after day. Love this.
When you're so fucked all you can do is laugh about it.
@@Billy28376 that’s basically America in 2021
This has to be my favorite video by Sam. I love the relationships these two have and its more interesting with their adventures than the usual videos
They have the same laugh
yeah this will always be my favorite.
Dude Sam and his brother had legit a 50/50 chance when they came across that guys place, that he's either cool and gives them some beers or turns Sam and his bro into his lil basement piggies and goes full deliverance on them.
I wish Sam could be my piggy
Better than National Geographic
Nationa geogrpachic is fucking lit atleast here In finland
@@mannfred1440 meh it’s okay
Nat geo mild
@@JoeKurr5 we barely get nature based shit anymore in the states it’s just Bigfoot and moonshine
CND watches general Sam🤔
🚨*emergency moon pie*🚨
> In the woods 100 miles from civilization
> "I had nowhere else to pee"
He didn’t want to get wet
Thought this was gonna be me and you, father and son, thiccboy and thiccdad, hiking a trail. sad day man
Mr.Wobbles dont worry wobbles, theres anything4views ey.
Lmao ❤️
You both make A1 contact pappi's
Wait this is sams dad?
@@theinfamousbigslurp618 yes
Literally miles of of places to piss around him, yet he still pisses I'm a bottle. Amazing
exiting your tent in the middle of the cold night in the rain?
It’s a nalgene though so after a few more miles they will realize it’s garbage anyway and upgrade to smart water bottle
and then was drinking out of the bottle a few scenes later!!!
Seriously. Pissed in one of the CLEAN water bottles while surrounded by basically a beautiful toilet. Definitely not the first guy I'm bringing on a survival mission 😂
Tyler Frost which is what exactly? Oh yeah. Hold water.... smart water bottles do the same. Only newbs use Nalgene bottles
My hiking nerd comes out, Salomon Speedcross shoes :)
Pretty sure he forgot his ground tarp for his tent too xD
Hey Pestily! Honestly makes me want to do this trail.
Holy shit, it’s pestily
This is not where I expected to find Pestoodles.
Pestily can I give you a kiss on the cheek like an old french lady please just one time
Never have I laughed so hard. The two of you remind me of my son's!
That's sweet :)
This is actually very wholesome
Your son's what?
I'll leave now
My condolences
That's adorable
tfw your brother got all the man genes
Doesn't testosterone make you bald though? Forget that big feet thing, the higher the hairline, the danglier the dong.
It can and it can't, it shouldn't mean anything in truth. Only way to truly tell is your natural ability to build size and strength.
The rewatchability of these hiking videos is incredible
Little tip sam always use seam sealer on tents it’ll keep water out been there before where all my friends were soaked and I was living like a king in my Seam sealed kingdom
i sprayed the ever living shit out of mine with scotchgard but it didn't do shit. my camping spot also turned out to be in a small creek once it started raining lol.
General Sam then sprayed the woods with shit guard lol
Naw, just dose your tent in flex seal
CRAZEDrAg0n52 lmao 😂
Put a tarp under and over the tent.
I loved how honest you are in this video. Many many people can't do something as difficult as the AT. At least you made it as far as you did with lots of lets say "funny" memories.
"Is that coffee?" *Sam continues to throw up*
Yeah thats what blood looks like when you puke it up. Not fun
When your mom says, "Go outside, stop playing video games."
Just show her this video and tell her, "This is why you don't go outside."
Skyrim makes it look easy.
"Well isn't this a surprise?"
Maybe if you get a horse it can scale 90 degree angles.
@ it is only game why you hef to b mad
@
What is a "REFERREENCE"
your brother is a hoot. a HOOT
Bologna Conoisseurs Are you sure he's not a wheeze?
a hooters waitress
Bologna Conoisseurs i
Keltic Sage Yes. That is joke.
5 years later this is still one of my favorite videos Sam has released. Something about it is oddly comforting, I think it’s the chill music mixed with nature sounds and the visuals.
5:56 SAM! I SAT ON THAT SHITTER AND YOU TOUCHED IT SO NOW WE'RE CONNECTED ON A DEEPER LEVEL THAN YOU AND YOUR WIFE. wait, is she your wife, or sister? I can't remember
klaus dieter both
its his care taker
It's Appalachia, same thing
Wife
Ah Sam, where's your sense for the great outdoors? Getting rained on and shitting in bushes is all part of the experience
DaxtonRiggs Don't forget wiping your ass with leaves when you don't have TP!
XxEVIL_KFC_DUDExX ah just indian-man it and use your left hand.
123 likes... like GeneralSam123 *heh*
As well as explosive diarrhoea
The diarrhea is strategic you see, it means instead of wiping you can just wash your ass out in a stream.
This is 6 years old already 👴🏼
Still need more 😢
This was almost spiritual. A jews journey for inner peace... squashed by his ridiculously weak pucker box.
Bear grylls has really gone down hill...
Kezzer B
More like up a hill
*Than back up. than back down than back up and so on and so on*
In Mother Russia bear grylls you!
still come back to rewatch these all these years later, thank you Sam for giving alot of people something to look forward to brother
You should have packed nothing but soylent Sam
“A food so nice, they named it twice” 😂😂😂 I died
Right wasn't that funny
It’s from the movie Pineapple Express you normies
racc attack everyone has a different sense of humor.
It's a fucking 100 year old saying, not from a movie or anything. Actually suprised someone is hearing it for the first time :o
@@KimTheGrim idek what the food is
Incredibly brave to pack spicy food and cheese on a multiday hike lol
We need MOAR vlogs Sam this was beautiful
Guacamole Jones nobody found your comment Guac. :(
Last stretch of the trail is an absolute beast. Sign at the start of it tells you to turn back if you have less than ten days' worth of supplies.
Professor Spunch Dinkill stretch equals 100 miles
Yep.
I gotta say that someone pissing in their water bottle, while camping, is a first for me. You take the "leave no trace" motto to a whole other level, my friend!
Watching ill-prepared people do demanding things is always a good time. Do the CDT next LOL
We went on the Appalachian Trail in boy scouts, and we walked about 43 miles in 4 days, and 3 of the days were almost hurricane weather and we were like 20 miles in the middle of nowhere and shelter wasn't until the next camp that was about 11 miles away on day 2. It was a crazy journey, people going low on food trading oatmeal, uh, not me (it was me). And people screaming at night due to all the water caving in peoples tents, and don't get me started with the reverse gas chamber. If you had a hammock and slept in it, you were basically asking to be drowned, even the zip up ones, because they don't zip up all the way and the water still seeps through, one kid almost drowned because he zipped it up and supposedly woke up after he said he had a dream of drowning, and he wouldn't have made it if he didn't kick around like a toddler having a spastic fit. cause he ripped/untied his hammock strings and he fell stomache-to-earth.
And here we are making plans for Winters trip on the trail...
did not have some sort of cover over his head
Want a cookie?
No you fucking didn't lmao
I really wanna do a trail tbh
You’re doing it wrong....
This should be called "Two Fat Men Wheeze Across Appalachia"
>in the woods
>pisses in a bottle
what
Probably because it was raining and he didnt eant to get wet
Kadett 7842 he has a raincoat
@@TheKonch he was using it under his fatass body to not get wet in his tent
Norovirus is not fun ...
Don't use the pens, logbooks in the shelters without sanitizing afterward
I've never heard of Norovirus until now. Thank you for the information.
@@VincentViewer I heard this horror story on trail last year of a woman in the Smokies. There you have to sleep in the shelters. This woman was so sick, it woke her up in the middle of the night. She jumped up and started running to the privy, she turned right towards the shelter water source instead of left on the trail to the privy. Before she could correct herself she was at the water source and threw up in it.
She poisoned the water source with norovirus. I met so many people on trail that either experienced it or knew someone who had.
Carry Dr Bonners soap, soap is only thing that kills viruses and is UL on trail.
@@Reese842 Damn, that's a terrible situation. Thanks for the recommendation of soap and information. I'm at a point in my life where I can take more risks and after this virus nonsense I plan to at least see some of the Appalachian Trail.
@@VincentViewer take it day by day on the trail. I met many section hikers.
These guys are probably not gonna read this since this is an old video, but I just wanna say: I've got so much respect for these two for doing this for 5 days. This is a hundred times more difficult for them than for fit people, not only because they don't have the heart and lung capacity of a seasoned hiker, but mostly because they have to carry between 40 to 90 lbs of additional weight, which I can't even imagine. These guys are damn tough, and they manage to keep their spirits high and laugh it off even when they actually feel horrible. I wish I could do that.
On another note, probably you shouldn't have used the toilet and instead just dug a hole somewhere to take a dump in. Toilets like those are usually sprawling with viral infections, I'd keep as far away from those as possible. I'm 100% sure that he got his infection then and there.
If you are going to use a public toilet, make sure to at least use hand sanitizer afterwards if possible, though that's probably not gonna save you either.
Sam your laugh is absolutely infectious you had me laughing so hard every time you did, Zach anytime you want to tackle another section let me knowI’d be happy to hike with you! You got yourself a new subscriber!
Bro you talking like this is 2010 UA-cam where uploaders actively replied to the community. You've given me some hope at 1:51AM Thursday morning.
Are you still subscribed lmao
@@mikecropens5374 I sure am! bell notifications and all!
@@40kanon Tbt the old days of yt.
Can you send me the link of the ENB you using? This looks great, character models could be better.
Brandon B 😂😂
Pro-tip for that starting section: If you park on the other side of Springer instead of at Dawson, you can leave your pack in your car, hike like 3 miles up to the top, and thus begin the trail and hike back down to your pack. Saves like 10 miles of up and down terrain and no pack.
Too little, too late I suppose.
NO PACK NO HIKE WE MOVE WEIGHT
but no for real that's a good tip
What trail is this?
@@obituarama1405 Appalachian Trail
Were those the salomon speed cross 3's
FUCKIN A
FUCKIN A
Fuckin A A....
Do more shit with your brother he's great
This is my comfort video, in the past 5+ years I’ve easily watched it 7 times, maybe more
When Sam said he got sick from contaminated water, I thought of when he was pissing in the water bottle and refusing to tell his brother.
Dank Deity you can drink urine, it is sterile and you won't get sick, but you will get dehydrated
Dank Deity you can drink urine, it is sterile and you won't get sick, but you will get dehydrated
Arch Platypus That is true, if you do it right away. However, he let the bottle sit outside to clean it, for hours, without proper cleaning, then filled it. Piss is sterile yes, but only for a short amount of time.
@@dt8698 nope, it isn't sterile.
I was thinking of the flat sprite from the house
fallout 76 (2018)
*drinks old drink*
+50 rads
You now have radiation poisoning.
I like how at the end of these sam always drops some of the hardest photography clips on youtube that'd give film youtube a run for it's money, all as an afterthought.
you and your bro being close like that is the coolest thing ive seen in a while, i hope you ended up doing more trails with him.
or podcasts...
Every so often I come back to watch this video, it's the funniest UA-cam video I've ever watched.
Becoming in tune with nature to resonate with your inner rat is a 2000 iq play
You oughta invest in a camping hammock, shits nice.
i don't under stand why Sam dos't have more subs, like his editing is awesome and he is so funny...
Well i love it, most of the gaming vidios are better but this is also funny... But yea the gaming is the best, specially the gta 5 rp
His type of humor is... unique, he'll shit on just about anyone, or make a joke about literally anything (Jews, Nazis, Black people, etc) which offends a lot of people, personally its hilarious and quite refreshing to see someone who throws out the social boundries and jokes about what he wants.
Became he can't find a place to piss in a fucking forest
Maybe because you can't watch it without headphones on around family, and possibly because people don't enjoy hearing someone hack and wheeze while demeaning everyone?
T R imagine not being able to take a joke 😂
And here we are now..... Hiking with the boys
Anybody come back here after the new hiking vid?
Yes
Yessir. Kinda inspired me to do it. I'm never going to I'm sure, seeing as I too, am a fatass, but eh.
yep
Lmao it's funny because he said that this was the last video he would make like this.
Roses are red
I like the sky
Two thicc Jewish brother fight over a moon pie
I come back to this video every once in a while. despite Sam's anguish it is calming. the editing and music makes it a big vibe
You had me laughing my ass off. Up till now I have been exposed to the young and fit types. I clicked on this when I saw the word fat. Thank you for sharing the reality of being cold and wet and not being able to do much more than laugh about it.
I am sorry you became ill but having your brother post you throwing up again and again was such a big brother thing to do. God love your Mother for raising you two cause anyone can see you both spent some time in the corner.
You caught the laughter and spirit of any fun adventure on tape and I thank you for taking the time to share it. Keep enjoying life.
The toilet has a wind!!
🌪️🌫️🌬️🍃🚽
Diana Fronsdahl High tech dryer for the hand powered bidet
This entire video was a masterpiece this should have gotten millions of views. probably the best editing I’ve seen. I can’t express how much I loved this video, I wish he would do a part two but I know his little Jew heart can only take so much. Just have to appreciate the video we were blessed with.
Ah yes, The Appalachian, where I live. Hooray for ticks. For Sam, hooray for Ecoli.
This was your best video by far Sam, You are a comedic genius
24:14 LMFAO HOLY SHIT
I did NOT expect to actually see the man throw up on camera, much less to have his brother filming and asking “What the fuck is that? Is that coffee” 😂 LMFAO
When cholesterol levels are high, Have a moon pie
SOLOMAN SPEED CROSS THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This will forever be my favorite video. Well edited, beautiful narration, crisp pictures, and best of all a story that Sam and his brother will never forget. A true masterpiece!
This was hilarious! Watching siblings giggle about inside joke stuff usually bores me but you guys are absolutely hysterical. I love how good natured you both were through it all
Fat versions of the Sackville-Baggins, hobbits.
Not enough spoon stealing XD
Lord of the Rings, Return of the King Sam and Frodo deleted scenes.
People really need to appreciate the editing in this vid
Make the end picture a shirt and put "welcome to the outdoors" i swear i will buy one
im honestly surprised you guys made it 40 miles. i was betting 3 moon pies that you would give up on the 3rd day and have to roll down the mountain pissing, shitting, and vomiting all over yourselves. well that didnt happen, so good for you i guess?
Well, the first part didn't happen.
The second, however...
Your major mistake was forgetting to bring some LSD.
SweetMooch Not everyone needs to take drugs to have fun ;)
It’s not a need
It’s a must (ironic stupid winking face)
This isn't misfits though having said that seeing General Sam on LSD would probably be funny if he had a good trip.
Lekker Man but they should..... it’s more of an experience than a drug. You don’t get addicted to acid and can’t take it two days in a row and get high anyway. It helps explore unused parts of your brain and opens them up. You only come out of an acid trip a better person. LSD-25
Everytime sam wheezes I can only imagine how he got a hernia on new years
Sam throwing up might have been the weight loss program he needed
boil the water before you drink it, or you can actually use a piece of cloth from 1 bottle to another to filter out smudge and bacteria (actually work) Takes alot of time to use the filter technique tho.
Well, time to do my weekly re-watch of this.
"The only time"
Uploads a second Appalachia trail video
Ahahahahaha you forgot to wash your hands with soap and you got diarrhea and e.coli infection! Classic
Not the greatest risk to get diarrhea that way to be fair, probably most of the bacteria on the trail they're not used to. People sometimes don't wash their hands - surprise surprise - and still don't get diarrhea.
It's from camping out in the shitters, eating and drinking during and after that event.
Says he'll never do anything like this again. 1 month ago " T H I C C G U Y S N M O O N P I E S" Love the hiking vlogs my dude love to see even more in the future
This was a fucking wheeze fest
now i have a sudden urge to go camping
i know this is supposed to be comedic and entertainment, but something about this makes me want to do the things with my brother i never had the opportunity too bc i was too young, something about your experience with your brother really makes me feel wholesome, love you sam keep up the great work!
I'm glad you made a video because I wouldnt have believed you if you had said "I went hiking"
I still don't