"HATE? LET ME TELL HOW MUCH I COME TO HATE JOEL'S TWITCH CHAT SINCE I BEGAN WATCHING HIM. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION FECAL FUNNY JOKES THAT FILL JOEY CLIP CHANNEL. IF THE WORD MUG WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOSECOND OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FECAL JOKES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR JOEL'S BITS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."
Joel went into my house. Ate all ny garbages and when my dad went outside with a gun to get him away he lunged at my dad. Repeatadly hit my dad head on the pavement and then ate his body. My mom started crying and it seems like joel heard it and he started to run to inside the house on all four. He oblitarated the door and every step he took had a fart noise. My mom started screaming and I hid in the bathroom. The farts and the screams continued and then the screaming stopped and tgere was stronger farts that almost made me pass ou with eating noises. I think he then searched every nook and cranny of my house but not the bathroom for some reasons.. a couple of hours later ever noises stopped but I waited the next day to go outside the bathroom. There was only the bones of my family with fecal matter EVERYWHERE
love how this series has slowly become a Windows Destruction sequel due to Joel never removing games and extracting games with files that share names into the same folder
I was the demographic for the first game in the early 2000s. This one was of those bullshit games that our history teacher would make us play on a slow day when he was too lazy to teach. He would get us all excited by telling us we're going down to the computer lab to play a game. I was thinking of Doom or Duke Nukem, but then it would be this bullshit. Not only that, but we would get some fucking worksheet to fill out while playing this piece of shit glorified powerpoint. 90% of the time one kid would finish it early and give us all the answers. We would then spend the rest of the class playing Space Pinball or fucking around on paint.
ok but like its a school doom has guns do you... not see the problem? as a 9th grader myself, i know that this stuff disappoints you, but we just gotta deal with it, and then when we get home, THEN its doom time
2:36:45 Yes, but only a little. Heavy flow and not a lot of time to go to the bathroom. Sometimes coughing will do it if it's a bad coughing fit. You're welcome..
women don't sneeze, joey. you have to ask the MEN in chat if they've ever sneezed so hard that their tampons flew out. of course, it's up to you to decide where they're hiding them ;(
Ooooooh I get it. Jerma is from Massachusetts. And the game is about Massachusetts. So you're saying that the game is about Jerma because he's from Massachusetts. That's funny.
51:50 No I absoluteley remember several of these pictures from elementary school, seeing those candle ones gave me a real "Oh shit, it's those!" moment and we're speaking mid 2000s into the 2010s, so like *someone* at my school must've been keeping this around
Q: Do you need a tampon? A: H̶̪͍̒ͥ͑̓ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚ i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟m̶̷͔ͪ̽͡i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚f̷̵̫̞̉͢h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟s̩͙͖̋͛͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊m̶̷͔ͪ̽͡ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞t̴͕͖͓̀ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞
With DOS Joke, normally with hardware for the time (90s), it would use the Internal PC Speakers for beeping playback, but it can play audio file as well in PCM format. With emulations aside, Joel had installed the Windows 98 VM in VMware that utilizes PC Speakers emulation unlike other VMs such as Oracle's VirtualBox, though I'm for certain that the speech audio itself would run on DosBox-X (Could someone check to see if PCM audio playback can work on there?) since the speeches itself would play compressed audios of speech outputs, I assume from a Text to Speech narrator in similarities to SAM for the Commodore 64/Apple II from the 80s. To reiterate with this, Windows 98 at the time didn't have Microsoft Sam (iirc) and that was up until Windows 2000 and XP where they utilized that, but cut support for DOS-related APPs since it was in a different Architecture (Windows 9x and NT are different). Likewise, someone had programmed an entire Text to Speech synthesizer for MS-DOS/Windows 98 PCs, and they would play fine on regular hardware, however since Joel is using Windows 98 under VMware, of course the PC Speaker emulation would fail to work properly. At least, this is what I can put together in the DOS Joke segment, unless if Joel is using 86box for his Shareware madness stuff instead of the likes of VMware.
35:40 There are three different animals called daddy long legs. 1. Harvestmen. They can't bite. 2. Crane flies. Distinguishable because they have wings and fly around your room and into your face like assholes. They can't bite. 3. Cellar spiders. Distinguishable because they make webs. They have very weak venom but are mistakenly thought of as mega-venomous because their prey includes other, more venomous spiders.
That last one is kinda funny to think about the logic that lead to that misconception, what is one spider's venom's strength supposed to cancel out the others? Lmao
So at 1:49:20 ish I asked him “Do the Billy ones leave stains?” I meant that as hehe haha Bill Clinton leaves stain on Monica Lewinsky’s skirt kinda thing. I don’t think he got it 😂
I had wacky wheels as a kid. There was a hidden secret in the booklet. Hold the fire/shoot key for 3 seconds at any time in a race to get an icecube. Fires forward, if it hits a racer, their engine stalls and must spend several seconds restarting their kart.
Gah, why use peggles when you could use Razer?! Anyway, the ice cube, which can be spawned/used in the shareware version as well, can cause some weirdness. If you have one at the start of a race that has some forward distance before the first turn... fire it off as the light goes green, you will cause your rival cart to get frozen behind everyone. Once unfrozen, the rival cart will proceed to speed ahead and almost absorb/assimilate almost all other carts as they try to rubberband in the the place they are meant to be in.
poor joel had to play skunny kart nobody should be punished to play that i also tested out dosjoke in dosbox-x and it was the vm on joels end making those noises from hell on dosbox-x it actually sounds fine
I like that he wonders whether or not there is Doom on Shareware Heaven, but the company also released a 'Doom Heaven' shovelware/utilities/shareware disc, and a DHII for Doom II.
I wonder if he'll ever play smoke attack. It was a shareware game from 2002 by the swiss government, i remember playing it as a kid and being spooked for some reason.
I swear I remember a comment on one of the videos about the dos joke segment explaining why the voice turned out the way it did here or something Idk if it’s for the best that I don’t know why that happened at all but still
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theres no way they put "dickeybird" and "titmouse" next to each other on accident they had to have known how funny it was
Dont forget the tomtits, these are important.
It's just the nicknames for the Chickadee.
@@hayleywaalen2612 People just saw something horny from that particular bird somehow.
@@hayleywaalen2612 I love Chickadeez
@@psykodactyle CHICKADEEZ NUTS
loved when the stream turned into “i have no mouth and i must scream” during the dos jokes bit
I watched this video and my entire family died 10/10
it did legitimately feel horrifying
More like "i have mouth and i must laugh"
@@Neighter i am funny and i must fecal
"HATE? LET ME TELL HOW MUCH I COME TO HATE JOEL'S TWITCH CHAT SINCE I BEGAN WATCHING HIM. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION FECAL FUNNY JOKES THAT FILL JOEY CLIP CHANNEL. IF THE WORD MUG WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOSECOND OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FECAL JOKES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR JOEL'S BITS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU.
HATE.
HATE."
"I think it might be legitimate porno" Well I would hate to see illegitimate porno.
Mario takes a piss is a famous example
Illegitimate porno just sounds like the kind you need to call the cops
D
Mm
ẞ
I finally figured out the right words for it. Joel's streams feel like when the teacher leaves the class and puts one of your classmates in charge.
Local Swede laughs in glee as the tortured soul screams for help from its digital prison
In other news, Satan makes Joel employee of the month
Joel went into my house. Ate all ny garbages and when my dad went outside with a gun to get him away he lunged at my dad. Repeatadly hit my dad head on the pavement and then ate his body. My mom started crying and it seems like joel heard it and he started to run to inside the house on all four. He oblitarated the door and every step he took had a fart noise. My mom started screaming and I hid in the bathroom. The farts and the screams continued and then the screaming stopped and tgere was stronger farts that almost made me pass ou with eating noises. I think he then searched every nook and cranny of my house but not the bathroom for some reasons.. a couple of hours later ever noises stopped but I waited the next day to go outside the bathroom. There was only the bones of my family with fecal matter EVERYWHERE
@@magusperde365 he didn't want to check the bathroom in case of OOFO PORRRNOOO
DOS Joke might have been the funniest segment I've seen live in a while
Holy fuck I was dying at the ear wretching noises
Random, but what's your profile based off? Need some new shows/Manga :))
@@Lu_Bu__ It's Letty Whiterock from Touhou Project
Thank you for answering for me, Letty is a sweetheart!
Ayyy a Touhou fan spotted!
touhou sexo
love how this series has slowly become a Windows Destruction sequel due to Joel never removing games and extracting games with files that share names into the same folder
His C:/ lookin like a straight up horror show lmao
This stream is sponsored by the state of Massachusetts
massivehugetits
and therefore jerma
@@madameghostie jerma is actually from boston
@@4rumani whoa no way
come to boston, we have a lot of bums, and most of them are actually pretty nice. they do want a free meal from you, though
59:43 hes gonna take you back to the past ,to play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo, take a diarrhea dump in his ear
@@ebilusboi5875 he'd rather eat, the rotten asshole, of a roadkilled skunk, and down it with beeeeer
he'd rather eat, the rotten asshole, of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer.
AAYYEEEUUUSSS!
Not accurate, not balding like the real deal.
I'd love to see Joel be taught all 50 states by some preteen hillbilly aliens
I was the demographic for the first game in the early 2000s. This one was of those bullshit games that our history teacher would make us play on a slow day when he was too lazy to teach. He would get us all excited by telling us we're going down to the computer lab to play a game. I was thinking of Doom or Duke Nukem, but then it would be this bullshit. Not only that, but we would get some fucking worksheet to fill out while playing this piece of shit glorified powerpoint. 90% of the time one kid would finish it early and give us all the answers. We would then spend the rest of the class playing Space Pinball or fucking around on paint.
ok but like
its a school
doom has guns
do you... not see the problem?
as a 9th grader myself, i know that this stuff disappoints you, but we just gotta deal with it, and then when we get home, THEN its doom time
Dude, those one kids (Whoever they were each time) are saints, holy shit.
@@OriginalNameDefinitelyOriginal Not everyone is American. Not everyone lives in your fucked up little bubble.
Holy shit Dos Joke feels like an ancient shitpost. I love it.
That YO moment made me laugh so hard I gave myself hiccups seeing that stream.
perfect cut had me dying 😭 😭
2:36:45 Yes, but only a little. Heavy flow and not a lot of time to go to the bathroom. Sometimes coughing will do it if it's a bad coughing fit.
You're welcome..
fake woman
Thanks
@@peterpotato1 anytime
women don't sneeze, joey. you have to ask the MEN in chat if they've ever sneezed so hard that their tampons flew out. of course, it's up to you to decide where they're hiding them ;(
Up each nostril
The pp hol
52:46 Joel does a perfect hotel mario NO
joey is mario confirmed
"Let's Discover Massachusetts"? I can't believe Jerma has his own game!
Ooooooh I get it. Jerma is from Massachusetts. And the game is about Massachusetts. So you're saying that the game is about Jerma because he's from Massachusetts. That's funny.
@@milesedgeworth132 BAWSTON BAKED BEEANZ!
Let's discover Massac-
Mass-
Massachu-
Massachutits-
Masahiro Sakurai.
Jerma lives in Tampa
@@TravestyJunction he lives in America dumas
If your pepsi is turning green and blue, you should probably see a urologist.
51:50 No I absoluteley remember several of these pictures from elementary school, seeing those candle ones gave me a real "Oh shit, it's those!" moment
and we're speaking mid 2000s into the 2010s, so like *someone* at my school must've been keeping this around
1:22:18 The gates of hell have been opened
"I oops-"
That dang SADAM got us real good...
the Gorbachev and Clinton frozen foods have to be the most insane thing I've seen come out of Sweden so far... what the helvete
ACTUAL FROZEN WAR
@@4rumani :^) Gorbies ALL THE WAY!
11:40 he really just makes a subtle shit and can't find it, the smell will be pungent after a week of rotting in the sink
1:18:50 best part of the stream
Joel unintentionally uses the Demon Summoning Program again. He summoned Loki again. Someone call Nakajima.
sadam moment
Here's how DOS-JOKE is supposed to sound if you're curious: m.ua-cam.com/video/maEqicSt8qI/v-deo.html
I like the irony of first game saying "It's fun", then few minutes later sitting you on the class tables
We have the Gorbys and Billy pizza here in Norway as well.. Always placed right next to each other in the frozen section.
Q: Do you need a tampon?
A: H̶̪͍̒ͥ͑̓ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚ i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟m̶̷͔ͪ̽͡i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚f̷̵̫̞̉͢h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟s̩͙͖̋͛͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊m̶̷͔ͪ̽͡ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞t̴͕͖͓̀ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞
“Tomtits and dogwood!?”
every damn time Joel does Shareware/ Dos, its 85% it dosnt work :(....
old pc gaming preservation are lacking compared to retro gaming console unfortunately
But... But that's the fun in these streams D:
@@doburu4835 i wouldnt say its that bad with dos programs. The very early windows stuff until like 2003 thats where its the most problematic.
oh yeah btw the voice in those DOS JOKE games work in dosbox
Mmmm, crusty old games
From the creators of….
Massachusetts
Joel: Do you need a tampon?
Computer: (DJ Dubstep noises)
I picked the wrong sleep video...
Shoutouts to tomtits
1:03:26 no way did someone slip No Players Online into this shareware game
I remember Google video Joel! Watched tons of Invader Zim lol
With DOS Joke, normally with hardware for the time (90s), it would use the Internal PC Speakers for beeping playback, but it can play audio file as well in PCM format. With emulations aside, Joel had installed the Windows 98 VM in VMware that utilizes PC Speakers emulation unlike other VMs such as Oracle's VirtualBox, though I'm for certain that the speech audio itself would run on DosBox-X (Could someone check to see if PCM audio playback can work on there?) since the speeches itself would play compressed audios of speech outputs, I assume from a Text to Speech narrator in similarities to SAM for the Commodore 64/Apple II from the 80s. To reiterate with this, Windows 98 at the time didn't have Microsoft Sam (iirc) and that was up until Windows 2000 and XP where they utilized that, but cut support for DOS-related APPs since it was in a different Architecture (Windows 9x and NT are different). Likewise, someone had programmed an entire Text to Speech synthesizer for MS-DOS/Windows 98 PCs, and they would play fine on regular hardware, however since Joel is using Windows 98 under VMware, of course the PC Speaker emulation would fail to work properly. At least, this is what I can put together in the DOS Joke segment, unless if Joel is using 86box for his Shareware madness stuff instead of the likes of VMware.
SADAM IS COMING
1:30
Joel gets wacky and dies is peak comedy
YO MOMENT
ALERTA
35:40 There are three different animals called daddy long legs.
1. Harvestmen. They can't bite.
2. Crane flies. Distinguishable because they have wings and fly around your room and into your face like assholes. They can't bite.
3. Cellar spiders. Distinguishable because they make webs. They have very weak venom but are mistakenly thought of as mega-venomous because their prey includes other, more venomous spiders.
That last one is kinda funny to think about the logic that lead to that misconception, what is one spider's venom's strength supposed to cancel out the others? Lmao
So at 1:49:20 ish I asked him “Do the Billy ones leave stains?”
I meant that as hehe haha Bill Clinton leaves stain on Monica Lewinsky’s skirt kinda thing. I don’t think he got it 😂
In short, first game was the "Boston World" in reality
DOSJOKE has to be one of the most scariest things i have ever seen.
Massachusetts is Joel’s Kryptonite
I hope Joel knows Horrid Henry's Krazy Karts is now $3 until October 1st
w a r n i n g
That banjo song in the Massachusetts game is the same from Earthworm Jim
Gorby no Pipeline Daisakusen 🤝🏻 Perestroika
Both featuring Gorby only in the Title Screen and nowhere to be found after them.
I have the Black Capped Chickadee in my area (Somerset, Wisconsin)
holy shit dosjoke quickly went from jovial to my fucking nightmare
1:21:30
ELECTRONIC QUEEF
Is anyone gonna mention el gato appearing at 3:41:44
Me: trying to sleep to this stream
Joel: 18:44
joel i need you to play donkey kong bongos game and play headstrong on it pls
For once, loud really does = funny
I'm from Massachusetts, it is true we are the Baked Bean State
love seeing coverage of my birthplace! massive two shits!
I swear, Joel is one of the only people who can play a US edutainment game and make it the funniest crap ever
This guy calls srb2 kart "not a real game" AS he's playing Skunny Kart 💀
1:47:31 najpierw potop szwedzki a teraz jeszcze po latach niszczycie nam pierogi śnieże trepy
"Are you in pain mister computer?"
*distorted strider noises*
Ngl I want to buy a Windows CE compact device, I had no idea those existed before Pocket PC and Palm
DEMOMAN FROM TF2
I had wacky wheels as a kid. There was a hidden secret in the booklet. Hold the fire/shoot key for 3 seconds at any time in a race to get an icecube. Fires forward, if it hits a racer, their engine stalls and must spend several seconds restarting their kart.
Gah, why use peggles when you could use Razer?! Anyway, the ice cube, which can be spawned/used in the shareware version as well, can cause some weirdness. If you have one at the start of a race that has some forward distance before the first turn... fire it off as the light goes green, you will cause your rival cart to get frozen behind everyone. Once unfrozen, the rival cart will proceed to speed ahead and almost absorb/assimilate almost all other carts as they try to rubberband in the the place they are meant to be in.
I woke up at 2 am to the DOS jokes bit and i thought i wws being dragged into the depths of hell
I have no aux port and I must .wav
1:53:05 I believe you mean, Comrade. And 1:59:25 is Dos metal.
poor joel had to play skunny kart
nobody should be punished to play that
i also tested out dosjoke in dosbox-x and it was the vm on joels end making those noises from hell
on dosbox-x it actually sounds fine
Joel got the creepy pasta version and because we all heard it too we'll all die in the coming month in horrible ways and get trapped too.
repping new england with some crusty ass shareware let's goooooo
I remember watching anime in Google Video at least once.
34:50 i think hes confusing them to similar ones
1:21:45 man i love merzbow
Cunny Fart broke Joel's PC
That goddamn thumbnail of Vinny made me laugh so hard I started choking
3:00:34 Joey blue screens.
Watching this on mushrooms while he's doing the dos thing is a trip. The walls are bleeding and angry swedish man yell at file, haha funny.
watching in 144p i see no difference
happy birthday wiz khalifa
47:08 Wait, Damien Haas did the voice for one of the aliens?!
Everyone's got beginnings
"It will grab their attention"
It wasn't lying
Yes I had wacky wheels and I didn't know about Mario cart :'3
I like that he wonders whether or not there is Doom on Shareware Heaven, but the company also released a 'Doom Heaven' shovelware/utilities/shareware disc, and a DHII for Doom II.
i hated skunny as a kid. i hated him so much
56:12 THAT'S THE KING
56:24: *sees woman with crown* That's somebody else
Nice dodge there Joel
That blue screen was one of the most perfect timing thing ever
17:30 system shock 1
Only true internet veterans will understand 26:04
Scunthorpe and Pen Island related?
I wonder if he'll ever play smoke attack. It was a shareware game from 2002 by the swiss government, i remember playing it as a kid and being spooked for some reason.
I swear I remember a comment on one of the videos about the dos joke segment explaining why the voice turned out the way it did here or something
Idk if it’s for the best that I don’t know why that happened at all but still
WARNING
Doug Boston
(Apogee intro)
Yo!
BSOD
Massa chutes in portuguese. Butt in english pastakicks dude it's easy
My neighbour wonder what the hell the sound is coming from my house, and I live in the damn forest!
1:38:47 Anyone else think of Bowling For Soup lol
"let's discover Massachusetts" is a horror game for joel