>loses arm >Goes to trial armless >Throws around the bone of his own arm >Eats his own hand to recover stamina >Jerks off in his own cell >Punches the bar of his cell to escape from containment >Plays guitar with one arm A true agent of chaos.
joel struggling so much with firing a gun vs vinny blasting up the entire south block within 2 sec of picking up a rifle speaks volumes to the cultural differences between sweden and new york
Ever since Popscene, I've genuinely believed Matt Dickie to be a passionate and driven developer. His vision sometimes exceeds his grasp, but he's got a clear idea of how he wants shit to work and just... goes out and makes it.
I respect the grind and honestly I like his games a lot they're very funny... but holy shit they control soooooo bad they're actually total clunkfests so it's really hard to play them for long periods LOL
@@roymarshall_ Got in for pissing in the city's water supply, went back in for escaping for several years doing a bunch weird crap like moving in with a vampire and giant talking cat. lol
Kirk Cocaine's greatest hit songs: Fart Stank Cube (Heart Shaped Box) Go Away as a Different Person (Come as You Are) Tastes Like Adult Flesh (Smells Like Teen Spirit) Bread (Breed)
I like how in all this time. Mat Dickie never stopped NPCs from cutscene locking you and grabbing you whilst you can't defend yourself. Truly a mastermind.
In the original Hard Time I think that they could not attack or grab you while a cutscene is running. But they can walk around and towards you which is unfair. And in Hard Time 3 they seem to talk a lot more but it's annoying that you can't move while they're talking. And they arrest more aggressively, because back then Bogan was able to kill 10 people in the original with no wanted status. And more ways to get arrested like defecating and "insubordination."
@@zzoinkshe added settings to turn down random conversations and getting wanted, also pc version has a workshop which was a smart decisions cus now anyone can just make a public mod changing what they don’t like lol
Hmm, I _have_ actually been looking for an apartment in that part of the country, and I wouldn't mind the noise if he doesn't mind any noise I might make.
It makes me smile knowing that I kind of revived bulk bogan. Another Hard Time III modder who was popular in the Wrestling Empire steam workshop, IngoH, uploaded all of the original hard time faces to the workshop. I used their mod as a dependency for my bulk bogan workshop upload. Thanks for this stream joel, may bulk bogan live on forever
I'm about 40 minutes in, Joel goes to court multiple times on his first day in prison. He was immediately belligerent. Everyone hates him. The only person he's been able to meaningfully harm so far is the one person that showed him kindness.
Bogan immediately resuming his bicep curls the second he wakes up after passing out from bicep curling too much while taking a shit and drinking vodka is just hilariously in-character And also Vic Mackey framing him in the most literal way possible Jesus christ this is the funniest stream i've watched in years
Concord devs: spend 8 years and hundreds of millions on a complete flop Meanwhile MDickie: spent probably a few months on his own engine back in 2004 and barely iterated since 😎👏
I saw a dream and Joel was there and he had the Bulk Bogan haircut. It was probably because I didn't know if he had hair or bald so my mind probably mixed up those two.
Return of the King. Joel's MDickie streams are some of my favorite streams ever. I hope he will play more of it and play with some mods. I personally don't like how hyper vigilant the guards are in this game and Old School. When I think of MDickie games, I think of ass whoopin' and random violence, but now you can't even drop an item on the ground without getting in trouble.
So funny how immediately after seeing boomtown joel greets him like a friend he hasn’t seen in a decade. Im so glad mdickie games have recurring characters
1:37:08 this is the REAL reason why Meme House S.3 got delayed/canceled, Joey, if you DO make a S.3, make Bogan's 2nd time cannon, like because he murdered Liquid Bogan, or murdering Madeline:)
Bulk Bogan: Origins is a fantastic retelling of the original coming of age story of Bulk Bogan with all new sorts of context and events given portraying Bollywood Bogan's time in prison. It even includes a new character in the lore Kirk based on a popular rumored character from the original based on a mistranslation. All in all a promising buff package in the Bulkamania library. Now when's Bob Bogan bless everyone who correctly remembered him. Also when the military judge was on-screen someone in chat said "booger green man" which I laughed at way more than I should have thank you for that.
Mdckie still DIDNT change the time speed thats INSANE Edit: thanks for the one likes!!! Edit 2: WOW THANK YOU FOR 2 LIKES I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD DO THAT Edit 3: Oh my god I should open a comedy club, thanks for the huge 3 likes!!!! Edit 4: I could never have such a better crowd than that. I'm feeling like a star, a celebrity. Leaving everything I have. Thank you.
Here's some help with the game: - To dual-wield, RUN + PICK-UP will pick up a second object, and to craft using those, you can hold RUN + PICK-UP while holding both objects - You keep seeing random smaller stains on the floor cuz eating and drinking leaves those - If you see ypur character holding their crotch or butt, it means they need to go to the bathroom, which you can do by Taunting at a urinal or toilet, or just walking towards a toilet - If you press PICK-UP while standing still you will gently drop the object, and if you press PICK-UP while moving in a direction you will throw the object - You can become a police officer if you want after you've served your sentence
I haven't had a chance to watch this stream but I will say that I watched someone else play this game and MDickie added the ability to give birth. Not kidding.
@romulo2714 That's in the mobile ports too, he adds in a lot of err.. strange problematic stuff from time to time. Of course that's assuming you're referring to the more "forcible" version of that offense.
Im 5 minutes into the video and I cant be anymore excited to see Bulk and friends...Am so happy Joel is playing Hardtime 3 I watch his original Hard Time play through regularly :D
MDickie should make some kind of super game where you're born, live out your school life, become a pro wrestler, and if you commit any crimes you go to prison
After seeing Vinny play this figured it was a matter of time before you'd play it. That said of course my notifications aren't working properly again, accursed twitch app!
Most important stream of 2024
Real
Most important stream in a decade.
Agree
Correct.
*Most important event of 2024
>loses arm
>Goes to trial armless
>Throws around the bone of his own arm
>Eats his own hand to recover stamina
>Jerks off in his own cell
>Punches the bar of his cell to escape from containment
>Plays guitar with one arm
A true agent of chaos.
*YO, SICK CORD.*
>boots up hard time III
An Agent of Chaos indeed
His Sheogorath is showing
Skeleton 🦴 🌑
we can rebuilt him, we have the tecknologee, we can build him up stronker and better, with more pooomped muscklees
joel struggling so much with firing a gun vs vinny blasting up the entire south block within 2 sec of picking up a rifle speaks volumes to the cultural differences between sweden and new york
Or it is just a demonstration of Joels tiny lil brain
@@roymarshall_ He is too busy roleplaying the Bulk
Isn't Vinny italian?
@@ArtorioVideojogosCultural differences between Sweden and southern Italy
Joel would be AMAZING at the soap dropping part of the game though, being from Sweden after all.
Ever since Popscene, I've genuinely believed Matt Dickie to be a passionate and driven developer. His vision sometimes exceeds his grasp, but he's got a clear idea of how he wants shit to work and just... goes out and makes it.
This take is gold and I respect his drive
He's definitely passionate and has great ideas but he absolutely needs to get ouf of his own head and actually playtest his games.
I respect the grind and honestly I like his games a lot they're very funny... but holy shit they control soooooo bad they're actually total clunkfests so it's really hard to play them for long periods LOL
If anything, his Wrestling games are gold. Wrestling Empire is one of the best fantasy pro wrestling simulators out there.
@@MetalDeeds He cannot get out of his own head, it is a incomprehensible maze of ART
ART!
Shoutout to the guy who recreated Bulk Bogan for the workshop. The unsung hero of this stream.
The prodigal son returns... and he's back in jail...
exactly where he belongs!
He never left
Oh Yis.
@@roymarshall_ Got in for pissing in the city's water supply, went back in for escaping for several years doing a bunch weird crap like moving in with a vampire and giant talking cat. lol
BOGAN 3: THE MOOSKLES OF GOD
Kirk Cocaine's greatest hit songs:
Fart Stank Cube (Heart Shaped Box)
Go Away as a Different Person (Come as You Are)
Tastes Like Adult Flesh (Smells Like Teen Spirit)
Bread (Breed)
I'm also partial to his song "Kill Me".
Goes to Jail for terrorism, escapes to Cyrodill, returns to live with a cat and Vampire, goes to jail for escaping. Bulk has had an interesting week
Bulk also signed up for Metro City's Buckler Basic Training Course, and got into a fist fight with a mime.
I like how in all this time. Mat Dickie never stopped NPCs from cutscene locking you and grabbing you whilst you can't defend yourself. Truly a mastermind.
In the original Hard Time I think that they could not attack or grab you while a cutscene is running. But they can walk around and towards you which is unfair. And in Hard Time 3 they seem to talk a lot more but it's annoying that you can't move while they're talking. And they arrest more aggressively, because back then Bogan was able to kill 10 people in the original with no wanted status. And more ways to get arrested like defecating and "insubordination."
@@zzoinkshe added settings to turn down random conversations and getting wanted, also pc version has a workshop which was a smart decisions cus now anyone can just make a public mod changing what they don’t like lol
He mentions his neighbours change a lot, imagine someone moving in to a new apartment and hearing "DEFECATION? I SHAT MYSELF??" at 1 am
i wonder why they change so often...
Hmm, I _have_ actually been looking for an apartment in that part of the country, and I wouldn't mind the noise if he doesn't mind any noise I might make.
@@0neDoomedSpaceMarineDude if I woke up at 1 am to Joel screaming I'd be hyped we don't count as normal people 😂
@@nonamesorry7135 But then, what even is "normal" these days anymore?
@@nonamesorry7135 live joey sleep aid just right next door
Man had three toilets and then he got into one fight and lost it all.
Fall from grace arc
It makes me smile knowing that I kind of revived bulk bogan. Another Hard Time III modder who was popular in the Wrestling Empire steam workshop, IngoH, uploaded all of the original hard time faces to the workshop. I used their mod as a dependency for my bulk bogan workshop upload. Thanks for this stream joel, may bulk bogan live on forever
You're a hero
Modders are truly the miracle that keeps on giving.
Thank you for your service
You good man
3:00:27 fucking one arm severed, in solitary, barely breathing and he fucking DESTROYS HIS CELL WITH ONE PUNCH.
STANDING, ON THE EDGE OF THE CRATER - LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID ☢️
He's so fucking powerful
It's like a Riki-oh scene
Brad Armstrong coded
@@LolaTheGardevoir _"Yous dontes understandess...Eyes bun DEED fouh Dirty Fayevuh Yeerzuz..."_
I like that at 36:58, when it says wanted for “Possession” the image they use for Kurt looks like they mean he’s literally possessed
I'm about 40 minutes in, Joel goes to court multiple times on his first day in prison. He was immediately belligerent. Everyone hates him. The only person he's been able to meaningfully harm so far is the one person that showed him kindness.
Truly the hedgehog's dilemma
He just like me fr fr
Bogan immediately resuming his bicep curls the second he wakes up after passing out from bicep curling too much while taking a shit and drinking vodka is just hilariously in-character
And also Vic Mackey framing him in the most literal way possible
Jesus christ this is the funniest stream i've watched in years
FINALLY, HE HAS RETURNEEED, THE MUSCLEEEES WILL GROW BIGGERRR, SRONKEEEEEER
OOOOOOOOOH YISSSSS DE MOOOSCLES
UH, MY NEEEPLES!
and now it's time to PUMP the muscles
CANT WAIT TO DEE THE DROOGS. OH YIS
I RISE... and I PUMP!
Mdickie knew he made the perfect engine and the perfect game the first time and knew not to change anything for the sequel. I respect that
actually i'm pretty sure he's moved to unity, but completely recreated everything from his old engine because ye, it's perfect
Concord devs: spend 8 years and hundreds of millions on a complete flop
Meanwhile MDickie: spent probably a few months on his own engine back in 2004 and barely iterated since 😎👏
2:53:56 Oh, that's gore. That's gore of my comfort character.
Thats so wholesome…
bogan and gore go together like bogan and drugs
w h a t
Brimmy
Oh yis. We use the stoomp to play ze guitar. I am nooclearrr.
I saw a dream and Joel was there and he had the Bulk Bogan haircut. It was probably because I didn't know if he had hair or bald so my mind probably mixed up those two.
I want this comment to blow up so everyone knows you dreamed of Joel and/or Bulk Bogan.
Bulk Bogan being 7ft tall feels right, because he is a larger than life character.
1:22:48 for a fecal funny
Fecal Felony
Born to shit, forced to wipe
"Pick that up."
-Sweet Tooth
DEFECATION?!?
Fecal felon
When I finally see Bulk Bogan and Hard Time again...
I know...
🎵Everything's gonna be alright🎵
Wooaaahoooaaahoooooaaa...!
[ 8 BIT REMIX OF "DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA" INTENSIFIES ]
@@CopiousDoinksLLC *MIDI
2:44:02 Bogan gets nasty with a female guard in the the prison hospital
Bogan gets laid regardless
Freak Bogan...
THE LEGEND COME TO LIBE...
Holy shit it's Grey Leno
@@superiorfoe do you uh... drive a car? 🚗
GREY LENO??
@@bapplea What kind of Car do you like to drive,,
@@GreyLenonissan altima
When the world needed him the most, he returned... Oh yiss.
he returned to poomp de mooskles
Return of the King. Joel's MDickie streams are some of my favorite streams ever. I hope he will play more of it and play with some mods. I personally don't like how hyper vigilant the guards are in this game and Old School.
When I think of MDickie games, I think of ass whoopin' and random violence, but now you can't even drop an item on the ground without getting in trouble.
His body mass, muscle mass, and arm mass are equal.
So he's literally just 465 lb of skinless, deboned arm flesh.
💀💀💀
PURE MOOSCLES
BULK BOGAN IS BACK
I'm glad this is turning into a series, Bogan playing guitar with his bone after eating his arm was metal af.
1:54:42 I can't believe Bulk Bogan will be starring the official Backrooms Movie (2026) as himself
Why am i learning about this here instead of some news outlet or something else idk
32:29 Joel with the impeccable timing as always
I love how near the end of the stream bulk bogan changed his outfit to the one from his forgotten brother bob bogan.
53:36 It's uncanny how much Joel sounds like Ed from Ed Edd n' Eddy here.
So funny how immediately after seeing boomtown joel greets him like a friend he hasn’t seen in a decade. Im so glad mdickie games have recurring characters
1:37:08 this is the REAL reason why Meme House S.3 got delayed/canceled, Joey, if you DO make a S.3, make Bogan's 2nd time cannon, like because he murdered Liquid Bogan, or murdering Madeline:)
the original hard time is when i found joel and really started watching him. m dickie games are so made for him
Right when I saw the thumbnail I said "oh yis" then im immediately greeted by Joel's "oh yis" right as the vid loads , perfection.
Mmm, mooscles must grow. Bulk must become stronker before his trip to Skyrim.
Every time MDickie makes a new game it's like Christmas coming early.
Bulk Bogan: Origins is a fantastic retelling of the original coming of age story of Bulk Bogan with all new sorts of context and events given portraying Bollywood Bogan's time in prison. It even includes a new character in the lore Kirk based on a popular rumored character from the original based on a mistranslation. All in all a promising buff package in the Bulkamania library. Now when's Bob Bogan bless everyone who correctly remembered him.
Also when the military judge was on-screen someone in chat said "booger green man" which I laughed at way more than I should have thank you for that.
I love how the entire cell gate pulls up into the ceiling instead of simply opening the door.
MY GOAT HAS RETURNED!!! BOGAN MY KING!
1:34 joel doesn't know the power of product placements
There was a guy who did sprite as a joke and gotten stuff from sprite afterwards
Noting like siping vodka and pumping iron while sitting on the toilet simultaneously. Peak efficency
Mdckie still DIDNT change the time speed thats INSANE
Edit: thanks for the one likes!!!
Edit 2: WOW THANK YOU FOR 2 LIKES I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD DO THAT
Edit 3: Oh my god I should open a comedy club, thanks for the huge 3 likes!!!!
Edit 4: I could never have such a better crowd than that. I'm feeling like a star, a celebrity. Leaving everything I have. Thank you.
You can speed up the game, yknow?
Why would he and how would he? Maybe he needs a copy of enter the matrix and the cheat codes for the game cube
@@Kalhalla You can make the game waay faster by fiddling with the "Camera" in the pause menu
@@LajosKossuthOnline I meant the clock speed. How fast the minutes passes!!
@@Its.me.Sam.
? "1 second=1 minute" is pretty standard for 99% of games with a day/night cycle that isn't tied to the actual real world time.
NPC: "do you think you can stay focused?"
Narrator: "He could not."
Punished 'Venom' Bogan
eat, poomp, sheeeit, go to court, repeat
I has risen
2:44:38 Born to shit forced to wipe.
2:57:00 Bogan eating his own hand on the toilet.
2:24:00 Kirk Cocaine immediately went to punch Bulk Bogan's kidneys upon seeing him in the Workshop.
BULKAMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILDESS!
Bulk Bogan! He's back in town, he need to *poomp*, that is so crazy!!!
CBT at 33:56
2:57:11
So many great moments in this stream, but this one seriously killed me
The Legend has been brought back to life
Trust in Bulk Bogan to actually live to the end of the stream. In Bogan, we trust.
I wonder if he's gonna come across the Diddy look alike they put in the game
Edit: He did, 2:37:40
Needs a Baby Oil item.
It's bout to be a Bogan party now
the first hard time streams joel did are some of my favorite videos ever, im super hyped to see even more
1:37:09
The King of Mooscles, has returned…
Oooo yiss real bulking hours have returned 💪
3:02:18 "Would you like this 🅱️🅾️NE"
Would you like this 🦅🦅🦅🦅
Was tuning in for background noise while programming.
No substantial work got done that night and my sides hurt.
I have no regrets.
Here's some help with the game:
- To dual-wield, RUN + PICK-UP will pick up a second object, and to craft using those, you can hold RUN + PICK-UP while holding both objects
- You keep seeing random smaller stains on the floor cuz eating and drinking leaves those
- If you see ypur character holding their crotch or butt, it means they need to go to the bathroom, which you can do by Taunting at a urinal or toilet, or just walking towards a toilet
- If you press PICK-UP while standing still you will gently drop the object, and if you press PICK-UP while moving in a direction you will throw the object
- You can become a police officer if you want after you've served your sentence
What is the charge? Shitting a meal? A succulent chinese meal?!
Kirk is the Zeppeli to Bulk's Joestar
I pray bulk will come out of jail a better man
I haven't had a chance to watch this stream but I will say that I watched someone else play this game and MDickie added the ability to give birth.
Not kidding.
He added WHAT
@@kieraaaaaaaaaa Not only that he also added a fornication offense
@romulo2714 That's in the mobile ports too, he adds in a lot of err.. strange problematic stuff from time to time.
Of course that's assuming you're referring to the more "forcible" version of that offense.
First he added defecation as a criminal offense and now fornication. He is the best game dev.
Now these games are really becoming the ultimate life sims
Alright, we're getting some more BOODY MUSKLÉS
*Hard Time III:*
The Criminal Projective...
_...IN 3-D!!!_
36:50 DAMN HE'S THROWING IT DOWN
Hard time 3.
Bulk bogan is back! And this time there toilets.
Hard Time 3: Three Toilets, One Bogan
No one can out shit the Bulk
Cumming 2069
Im 5 minutes into the video and I cant be anymore excited to see Bulk and friends...Am so happy Joel is playing Hardtime 3 I watch his original Hard Time play through regularly :D
this was an absolute blast. never did I expect bogan to get arrested for shitting his pants. multiple times.
We are so back yiss
Alternative title: "Joel doesn't know how to use the toilets"
2:54:00 lisa the bulkful
He's gonna start craving for the Gains more...
+mooskles
There is a dark joke in there somewhere about making a bootleg Kurt Cobain and making only the top of his head bald...
Where can i download ur pfp
Bullet go brrrrr
*allegedly
THE BULK IS BACK!!!
This game is the embodiment of "who starts a conversation like that, I just sat down!!!"
The Returns of The King...
Poor Kirk, he died before he could score
Average US Jail system simulator
Every year countless men are arrested for pooping their pants.
Not enough pruno and grape.
FECAL FELON
Words cannot describe the joy I felt when I saw the thumbnail in my "Recommended for you!" sidebar.
"My piss fell out" ~Joel 2024
The Legend is back!
Oh yiss, me mooscles are ready, ooooohhhhh.
"Smell the melodies"
You mean _smellodies_ ?
And when we needed him the most, he returned.
We'll always remember tbe time Bogan shit himself, tripped over a flaming orange, & glitched into the backrooms.
*OH YIS GET READY TO POOMP DE MOOSKLES TO BEKOM STRONKER*
Been waiting on this
Ooo-eh yissss!
i'm glad m dickie knows he's already got the winning formula figured out
hARD TIME 3???????? WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
Didn't expect Bulk Bogan to just go on the internet and dox Ralph Zipper like that.
MDickie should make some kind of super game where you're born, live out your school life, become a pro wrestler, and if you commit any crimes you go to prison
After seeing Vinny play this figured it was a matter of time before you'd play it.
That said of course my notifications aren't working properly again, accursed twitch app!
Probably one of the funniest streams I've watched from Joel. MDickie games are always a joy to watch everytime.