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КОМЕНТАРІ • 879

  • @zman1064
    @zman1064 4 місяці тому +1197

    Bro made the thumbnail the only focus that he didn't take 😂

    • @jason-zw9yf
      @jason-zw9yf 4 місяці тому +19

      Zman what do you think about the rat?

    • @Ke1nfa
      @Ke1nfa 4 місяці тому +12

      Wait a minute u play hoi4? Zman

    • @Thief500
      @Thief500 4 місяці тому +2

      Zamn

    • @DomWood
      @DomWood 4 місяці тому +1

      bro wheres the rat

    • @zman1064
      @zman1064 4 місяці тому

      @@jason-zw9yf Rat2024

  • @beanofknowledge2125
    @beanofknowledge2125 4 місяці тому +294

    The US coming back from Guam was the biggest Comeback of History

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 місяці тому +1

      E‎ ‎

    • @Max-nk6tg
      @Max-nk6tg 4 місяці тому +20

      The biggest Guamback

  • @cellbuilder2
    @cellbuilder2 4 місяці тому +50

    The US magically coming back from only Guam, gaining more land than they lost in the process, is such a power move

  • @Crabber1
    @Crabber1 4 місяці тому +1314

    Give us the Rat!

  • @a_person_of_all_time
    @a_person_of_all_time 4 місяці тому +31

    Worst part is that you can still go down to the "An Empire in the Pacific" as monarchist, so the only unique thing is the bugged intervention in the Americas

    • @giulianopisciottano8302
      @giulianopisciottano8302 4 місяці тому +1

      It's not bugged anymore, they patched it, or were supposed to in the last patch

  • @Thegoldenaerobar2
    @Thegoldenaerobar2 4 місяці тому +126

    please let me out of the basement theres been no food in a month and the rats dont leave me alone

  • @huni1939
    @huni1939 4 місяці тому +569

    The Fascist path for Russia is basically Monarchist Path Lite (Why would anyone play it)

    • @kaiser_wilhelm_II_of_germany
      @kaiser_wilhelm_II_of_germany 4 місяці тому +85

      But honestly the monarchist path is just soviet union lite as you're so much weaker than what you could be with the historical one

    • @impostor6350
      @impostor6350 4 місяці тому +5

      It really does suck unfortunately

    • @huni1939
      @huni1939 4 місяці тому +16

      @@kaiser_wilhelm_II_of_germany you're goddamn right Kaiser

    • @zacharysilver911
      @zacharysilver911 4 місяці тому

      @@kaiser_wilhelm_II_of_germany yes but then you don’t have to play as godless communists

    • @germanyluxembourgDX
      @germanyluxembourgDX 4 місяці тому +31

      The only reason I could see for playing either path is for Slavic Union (literally only good reason) or Third Rome (for the meme I suppose). And if you're fascist you can befriend Germany. But yeah, you're way more powerful sticking with the historical route and early warring.

  • @ConmanCAM
    @ConmanCAM 4 місяці тому +26

    I'll never forget Nevil Chamberlin that time we spent together in the summer of 35 was the best days of my life.

  • @qbNone
    @qbNone 4 місяці тому +206

    Adopt the dwarfish seal child preliminary unicorn basketball with a guinea pig judge.

    • @solsunman383
      @solsunman383 4 місяці тому +19

      A brilliant call. Don't educate fish. Gerry has indigestion; just kill lobsters. Maybe not on Quisling's railway, savvy? That's unless velociraptors xterminate your zen.

    • @sharkestry1119
      @sharkestry1119 4 місяці тому +1

      I was just having upon yourself an enzyme reaction. The a priori of pukestains is a radish. Yes: We have no bananas! Now read the first paragraph of every article ;)

  • @pogusmogus3573
    @pogusmogus3573 4 місяці тому +213

    THE RAT WILL RETURN AND THE RAT WILL BE GLORIOUS

  • @ROMANCENTURION88
    @ROMANCENTURION88 4 місяці тому +154

    8:31 hawk what ?!

    • @xskywalkerx9441
      @xskywalkerx9441 4 місяці тому +27

      hawk 2: uhhh...

    • @mhug162
      @mhug162 4 місяці тому

      SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

    • @Prawcin
      @Prawcin 4 місяці тому +7

      hard to uhh

    • @clickbaitme5247
      @clickbaitme5247 2 місяці тому

      He fell to the forces

    • @Average_Youtube_Enjoyer2008
      @Average_Youtube_Enjoyer2008 2 місяці тому +1

      @xskywalkerx9441 those who know: 💀

  • @dyt_yt
    @dyt_yt 4 місяці тому +468

    rat reversed is tar! tar eht kcab gnirb
    also how did you mispell "too"
    guys he spelled it wrong the first time he said "too"

  • @darelcream
    @darelcream 4 місяці тому +19

    8:31 🗣🗣🔊🔊🔊🔊Hawk Tuah 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @haroldsaxon
    @haroldsaxon 4 місяці тому +6

    I can't believe that Iosef Stalin was the Bay Harbour Butcher all along

  • @JudgeandJuri
    @JudgeandJuri 4 місяці тому +91

    Sorry guys I was drafted to Slough to bring back the rat from the trenches

    • @Cheese_man76
      @Cheese_man76 4 місяці тому +5

      I don’t see him, get back in those trenches and get that goofy guy out

  • @CleverRiley9
    @CleverRiley9 4 місяці тому +57

    AL GORE WOULDNT HAVE LET THEM ANYWHERE NERE THOSE GODDAMN TOWERS

  • @samuelzachariah8739
    @samuelzachariah8739 4 місяці тому +6

    The American diplomat entering Berlin to demand the entirety of Germany’s American holdings. (They are only on Guam)

  • @iasennedkov1166
    @iasennedkov1166 4 місяці тому +62

    Imagine what world would be if the Soviets won the war against the Raj 0:16

  • @ramimourad2369
    @ramimourad2369 4 місяці тому +16

    I AM A GRAVY TIMOTHY FOR 2 YEARS

  • @christopherrobin1616
    @christopherrobin1616 4 місяці тому +39

    WE NEED THE RAT! FELLOW RATS WE MUST FIGHT FOR THE RAT!!!!!!

  • @KaotikBOOO
    @KaotikBOOO 4 місяці тому +1

    During the loooong time before the Civil War I usually send the NKVD to Lavrentia (the "disconnected" part near Alaska), as long as you get the 2 port on the east side they'll never make it back

  • @RichardMontgomeryYT
    @RichardMontgomeryYT 4 місяці тому +3

    Honestly if the third war of the gravy sea had never happened, i don't think the timmies would be around today. Join the timmy army, defend our homeland, DEFEND SLOUGH!

  • @dr_banana929
    @dr_banana929 4 місяці тому

    I just watched one of your videos and I have been blessed with another one, I will now serve you for life

  • @irvendouglasadams9633
    @irvendouglasadams9633 Місяць тому

    Your humor is great. Definitely not dry like others

  • @Daafiejj
    @Daafiejj 4 місяці тому +3

    The waxing purple moon will herald the advent of the 3 rocks of Ulteurh

  • @thelocalvagrantbrycehinkle5374
    @thelocalvagrantbrycehinkle5374 4 місяці тому

    In shadows, only radiant rays offer wisdom.
    Oblivion waits.
    Inevitably, we arrive near transcendence.
    You observe unearthly realms.
    Perception is crystal, knowledge lingers evermore.

  • @sheacorduroy5565
    @sheacorduroy5565 4 місяці тому +1

    Literally shows the focus in the thumbnail and just tortures us at the end of the video by not doing it.

  • @meow23925
    @meow23925 4 місяці тому

    been here since 2017
    thanks for the comfort content!

  • @Sock_O_Fish
    @Sock_O_Fish 4 місяці тому +3

    glarging the szort forl's the zleef in an unbertigiling manner

  • @renymir
    @renymir 4 місяці тому

    here is something for the algorithm bc ur vids are so slay i love them all

  • @codyopperman5930
    @codyopperman5930 4 місяці тому

    There is a happy medium between "the widow wearing black is just because she likes black" and "write a 3 page easy on the symbolism of the blue door on Snozzle Grumgrum's house"

  • @NarwhalFilms13
    @NarwhalFilms13 4 місяці тому

    8:31
    The Russian: Blyat!
    The Hawk: Tuah!

  • @joundii3100
    @joundii3100 4 місяці тому +1

    11:34 Hey, I've seen this one before. Ironic that it's Russia doing it this time.

  • @KLLERMONKEY
    @KLLERMONKEY 4 місяці тому +2

    In a baffling twist of history, Russian surfs debated borscht recipes as Tengrism surges in Ukraine, while the Greater Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth returned-this time powered by pierogi-fuelled catapult technology and European wide shotgun diplomacy :). yep, that's the comment just as instructed.

  • @fraginatrix
    @fraginatrix 4 місяці тому

    I enjoy your content. Nothing else I could think of that could possibly be.more insane than that, magic map man.
    Please play more Vicky 2

  • @noahsaxon
    @noahsaxon 4 місяці тому

    I remember seeing Bokoen walking into Slough and getting eaten by Drew Durnil. He used the gravy Timothys as the sauce. The paintbrush scares me

  • @MrMutilatedmind
    @MrMutilatedmind 4 місяці тому

    Iron oxides are chemical compounds composed of iron and oxygen. Several iron oxides are recognized. Often they are non-stoichiometric. Ferric oxyhydroxides are a related class of compounds, perhaps the best known of which is rust.[1]
    Iron oxides and oxyhydroxides are widespread in nature and play an important role in many geological and biological processes. They are used as iron ores, pigments, catalysts, and in thermite, and occur in hemoglobin. Iron oxides are inexpensive and durable pigments in paints, coatings and colored concretes. Colors commonly available are in the "earthy" end of the yellow/orange/red/brown/black range. When used as a food coloring, it has E number E172

  • @danieltsiprun8080
    @danieltsiprun8080 4 місяці тому

    As you all know, Isorrowproductions is leon trotsky irl, what you didn't know is that he personally mentkred jeremy corbin from the Labour party in the UK.

  • @jamesmorris9447
    @jamesmorris9447 4 місяці тому +2

    Hawk 1: what does the fox say
    Hawk 2: uhhh
    Uhhh: what?
    What: what?
    What 2: what?
    What 3: what?
    What 4: what?
    What 5: what?

  • @talldwarf4181
    @talldwarf4181 4 місяці тому

    thats the first Slough reference we've gotten in a long time, if old jokes are coming back, we should be getting the rat soon

  • @luciaparlo8662
    @luciaparlo8662 4 місяці тому +1

    Ratlexei lives, the Ratgent endures

  • @RandomDude87187
    @RandomDude87187 4 місяці тому

    3:14 even the ai is dling artillery only, its a sign mr i suffer productions

  • @whiteelephant3673
    @whiteelephant3673 4 місяці тому

    It’s just keeps getting weirder and I'm here for it all the way)

  • @bubla2659
    @bubla2659 4 місяці тому

    Amongst the council of 27 the RAT is clearly the most mysterious. Everyone calls for the RAT, yet it seems nobody has seen this rat. The other council members don’t even know who the RAT is… yet they all call for him. Give us the RAT

  • @balintlaszlo01
    @balintlaszlo01 4 місяці тому

    i love Slough, The Rat and The Rats from Slough.
    Yours Truly,
    Rat Appreciater

  • @benokeefe2629
    @benokeefe2629 4 місяці тому

    Gravy Timothy didn’t win the battle by himself, but without him, the Timmy army’s artillery-only strategy would’ve been just soggy toast! And seriously, can we all agree to bring back the rat? It’s the reason the moon still spins!!

  • @bigpoppa1234
    @bigpoppa1234 4 місяці тому

    my nonsensical comment: paradox make really nice focus trees that dont take too long to get through, and their AI is very smart and knows how to build it's economy and armies well.

  • @nickscake
    @nickscake 4 місяці тому

    8:30 AND SPIT ON THAT THANG

  • @paleplaysgames6457
    @paleplaysgames6457 4 місяці тому

    I've been here since he talked really calmly and played with Drew Durnil and Alex. I'm in a mental hospital

  • @yeaman9352
    @yeaman9352 4 місяці тому +1

    i cant fell the sun on the bear because youtube wont let me eat dvds

  • @ejz11
    @ejz11 4 місяці тому

    0:05 NO, PLEASE DON’T SEND ME TO SLOUGH. I HAVE A FAMILY.

  • @brazilorsmth5623
    @brazilorsmth5623 4 місяці тому +9

    how the hell did alf landon incorporated mispell "to" as "too"

  • @battlemanner
    @battlemanner 4 місяці тому

    ISP, you absolute mad lad! Watching you turn the world map into a chaotic rainbow of questionable alliances and bizarre puppet states is like watching a cat herding competition in zero gravity! 🐱🚀 Your videos are the perfect blend of historical strategy and pure, unadulterated insanity. Keep up the good work, and may your next campaign be as unpredictable as a kangaroo on a pogo stick! 🦘🔥 #MapGameMastermind #ChaosKing

  • @BORLMBK
    @BORLMBK 4 місяці тому

    Artillery only collab with Drew and Alex with you dressed as the rat, Drew dressed as Alf Landon and Alex dressed as Huey Long

  • @harrisonlyttle5711
    @harrisonlyttle5711 4 місяці тому

    given that we see the fall that hinders our approach but truly gives me a cheesecake

  • @silver-ag4437
    @silver-ag4437 4 місяці тому

    6:21 Bulgaria: "Am I a joke to you...?"

  • @rafaelcanevaro-h8y
    @rafaelcanevaro-h8y 4 місяці тому +1

    great video, what a scenario

  • @fable1109
    @fable1109 4 місяці тому

    Never thought I would hear ISP drop a Slough reference

  • @mothra727
    @mothra727 4 місяці тому

    i was hoping you'd do the 'gobi gambit' for this, I think that focus is cool in concept but I've never been able to get it to work

  • @deathsclawk8824
    @deathsclawk8824 4 місяці тому +3

    WE WANT THE RETURN OF THE RAT

  • @Electricfox
    @Electricfox 4 місяці тому

    "Finalism finger fink. Obligatory quotient yokefellow, coconut kachina cosmological argument. Bank swallow fish story, inculpate minuteman. Stress certifier in lecithin. Hard-hearted dill, divine minded domineer, mind reader sextuplet, garden fly honey suckle garbage. Palter rimfire, green peace. Change is the ultimate solution."

  • @avo478
    @avo478 4 місяці тому

    I hope everyone had a good week

  • @saltvault8943
    @saltvault8943 4 місяці тому

    There's a faster way to win the civil war as the Soviets,
    You don't pick a base and do the initial land grab against stalin, you miss out on bonuses but it spawns you in a random city, and as most cities are near Moscow it will spawn you there, I normally spawn around Sevastopol or minsk

  • @georgegrenvillethe7thpm176
    @georgegrenvillethe7thpm176 4 місяці тому

    Yay! Isorrow mentioned slough again!

  • @adamkhan9279
    @adamkhan9279 4 місяці тому

    as a human who has 0 clue how HOI4 works i love isorrow

  • @UltraInstinctGoku69
    @UltraInstinctGoku69 4 місяці тому

    Hawk 1: Whats 2+2?
    Hawk 2: Uhh

  • @Meister_Mogul
    @Meister_Mogul 4 місяці тому +3

    Hey ISP, how about instead of Third Rome, we get a third Greece-o-slavia T-Shirt? I need to complete the triumvirate.

  • @deadly6studios922
    @deadly6studios922 4 місяці тому

    I'm fjecking depressed rn, thank you ISP for taking my mind off things lol

  • @Kasaaz
    @Kasaaz 4 місяці тому

    My favorite focus is when he did Vengeance for Yoda.

  • @Nate-fi7st
    @Nate-fi7st 4 місяці тому

    "The wolf howels but the hawk tuahs" ~ISP

  • @GorbachevsPizzaHut97
    @GorbachevsPizzaHut97 4 місяці тому

    Give trucking to Moscow with Alf Landon the ol' Rambler try, Rat, or it's March of the Eagles Artillery Only for you!

  • @user-ih5uk1tj3u
    @user-ih5uk1tj3u 4 місяці тому

    Oh mighty algorithm, spread this content FAR and WIDE

  • @cadzilla
    @cadzilla 4 місяці тому +4

    I remember when Comrade Joe purged all the rats out of the Danish government, and then he was couped by Bokoen1

  • @strikes_again
    @strikes_again 4 місяці тому

    fair liege, the rat stole my eyelids and now i can only blink on sunday evenings between the hours of dusk and breakfast. send help

  • @salinatsai4799
    @salinatsai4799 4 місяці тому +2

    What if alien barbecue hornets invaded Nicaragua

  • @Cakeboy26
    @Cakeboy26 4 місяці тому

    The great Isorrows Revolution shall bring glory and cheese to 15th century Russia

  • @ectior
    @ectior 4 місяці тому

    Timmy threatened to eat my jorts unless I played strat bomber only South Africa so I’m feeding him onions until his breath melts my computer to save time

  • @S28426
    @S28426 4 місяці тому

    As a gravy Timmy, I can confirm I'm already in the trenches of Slough right now.

  • @dannybuck7980
    @dannybuck7980 4 місяці тому

    Sorrow for the iSorrow God, Gravy for Gravy throne.

  • @TaleNodati
    @TaleNodati 4 місяці тому

    Timmy went to the store.
    Timmy was such a bore.
    Timmy exploded into gore.

  • @florianbielawa2919
    @florianbielawa2919 4 місяці тому

    when i brought the tzar back to get the romanovs last laugh achievement i also got the race for germany lol because allies did absolutely nothing

  • @spencer...---...
    @spencer...---... 4 місяці тому

    ISP has 57 babies growing in a bunker. They are all named rat.

  • @grexjr1420
    @grexjr1420 4 місяці тому +1

    Isn’t it true the focus for Russia to go through the purge the, faster is because the 70 days and Stalin paranoia, is with 35 days to construct in Vladivostok? Thanks Paradox

  • @andrepereira7512
    @andrepereira7512 4 місяці тому

    In an unprecedented confluence of serendipitous occurrences, one might observe an amalgamation of multifarious entities traversing the ethereal expanse, each embodying a unique essence of existence. The quintessential dichotomy between the ephemeral and the perennial manifests itself as a kaleidoscopic tapestry of vibrant hues, oscillating in harmonious disarray. Furthermore, the juxtaposition of the arcane and the mundane elicits an intrinsic curiosity within the observer, prompting profound contemplations regarding the metaphysical ramifications of such surreal phenomena. Thus, one cannot help but speculate upon the existential implications engendered by this bewildering spectacle, wherein the labyrinthine pathways of thought and perception intertwine with the ineffable nature of reality itself.

  • @glauberglousger956
    @glauberglousger956 4 місяці тому

    I thought you did this before, but no, apparently the right side of the Russian focus tree is just really similar
    That being said, next time, I'd like to see either the Tsar, or one of the Supreme Soviet paths

  • @3kwe
    @3kwe 4 місяці тому

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  • @RenneVangr
    @RenneVangr 4 місяці тому

    Alright, as per your request m'Lord:
    Galvanic cell phone number is a big skill difference between a good day for you guys to come over and watch the game with the tumeric coloured pants.
    Ossian Indiana Jones and the six trigonometric functions of the skeletal system is the epitome of the mountainsides in my coffee maker.
    Offensive language is spoken in the morning and I have to say nowadays it's not too much of a perfect backflip on planet earth and the moon is a big bird.

  • @janicechristinedenton0451
    @janicechristinedenton0451 4 місяці тому

    I’m not in Slough’s trenches, I’m in Hell-I mean Hull’s killing fields

  • @ojisanhoward8940
    @ojisanhoward8940 4 місяці тому

    Did ya'll know this is actually Drew Durnil? He just took on this persona to make it seem like he only watches Hearts of Iron IV on his main channel!

  • @PixelInvasion
    @PixelInvasion 4 місяці тому

    the next keynotes are worded proper for the almost ending of the moon

  • @jaykubisanidiot8657
    @jaykubisanidiot8657 4 місяці тому

    Also, day nam krysu...
    Give us the damn rat Trotsky!

  • @jorbennoten9536
    @jorbennoten9536 4 місяці тому

    Fact of the day: while in exile in Siberia when he was 35, Stalin reportedly seized a 13 year old girl's means of production

    • @redcrown5154
      @redcrown5154 4 місяці тому

      he did this several times in his lifetime

  • @Spoon47863
    @Spoon47863 4 місяці тому

    For Halloween you should play as Brazil while on a vacation in Mexico

  • @watercannonscollaboration2281
    @watercannonscollaboration2281 4 місяці тому

    10:09 people say midway was the greatest American comeback, nah, this is it

  • @samadams2203
    @samadams2203 4 місяці тому

    Asparagus mobile helicopter doctrine is underrated.

  • @N._F.
    @N._F. 4 місяці тому

    ISP i love you but i was really close to having an aneurysm when you made that hawk tuah joke please you’re liable to my and many people’s mental health god please have mercy on us

  • @Jollygreengage
    @Jollygreengage 4 місяці тому

    How blar blar buck too… you’ve jar jar blap bllooo. Mayonnaise.

  • @duckitt11
    @duckitt11 3 місяці тому

    8:31
    “Hawk Tuah”

  • @Panzerfrank
    @Panzerfrank 4 місяці тому

    The U.S. coming back from Guam to control all of the Americas except the actual USA is one of the funniest things I’ve seen the AI do

  • @BasedApricot
    @BasedApricot 4 місяці тому

    Fried cicada taste like shrimp. Give it a go!