The Hearts Of Iron 4 Achievement That Broke Me

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  • @michaelrizka
    @michaelrizka Рік тому +3221

    Paradox really need to make A-to-Z achievement just to honor you

    • @ALostCarolean
      @ALostCarolean Рік тому +52

      Don't

    • @mustanaamiotto3812
      @mustanaamiotto3812 Рік тому +326

      "Win a war as all major powers"

    • @ResidentofVirginia
      @ResidentofVirginia Рік тому +276

      Conquer zimbabwe as aussa

    • @bighillraft
      @bighillraft Рік тому +111

      ​@@ResidentofVirginia honestly compared to other achievements that sounds fun

    • @skr44z
      @skr44z Рік тому +47

      That would mean he'd have to do it again tho 😂

  • @propagandalf577
    @propagandalf577 Рік тому +123

    18:07 The PRC being (almost) exiled to Taiwan is just wonderful.

    • @patrickoobes
      @patrickoobes Рік тому +3

      I was playing as prc until eventually being kicked out by Japan and only owning Taiwan 😂

  • @Madmuli
    @Madmuli Рік тому +490

    He might think he's done with France, only to discover he needs to build (or have) a shitload of destroyers before 1945 (and, I believe, max torpedo tech)

    • @schellwalabyen4656
      @schellwalabyen4656 Рік тому

      It is not as bad, thanks to the new peace treaties. You just steal the British navy and then remember to research the torpedo tech.

    • @IncredibleMD
      @IncredibleMD Рік тому +37

      He can use them to sink the British Pride of the Fleet!

    • @Thegoldenaerobar2
      @Thegoldenaerobar2 Рік тому +9

      Ez, just make the cheapest interwar and spam dockyards

  • @Unpangolinquitousse
    @Unpangolinquitousse Рік тому +1037

    When the achievement starts with "Playing as France..." you know that you will experience P A I N (baguette hon hon)

    • @GreggoryL
      @GreggoryL Рік тому +40

      You know the French were destined to be universally abhorrent when pain is central to their cuisine.

    • @jeffreyw901
      @jeffreyw901 Рік тому +3

      ah yes I do like to experience some of that bread

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @markedwarrior4072
      @markedwarrior4072 Рік тому

      Fr*nch

    • @sparkaqz5469
      @sparkaqz5469 Рік тому

      @@GreggoryL At least they have cuisine

  • @systrop
    @systrop Рік тому +1513

    Who would willingly play as France until 1948?

  • @vestra4249
    @vestra4249 Рік тому +156

    as a french person I can confirm that most of my free time consists in throwing cars in Paris but I wouldn't miss an ISP video for anything :D

  • @user-dl5gy6lc2n
    @user-dl5gy6lc2n Рік тому +34

    "as much as we all wish france didn't exist even as a concept, unfortunately they do. so in we go" is a quote that perfectly sums up the tno burgundy experience

    • @KitTheAnkafolk
      @KitTheAnkafolk 6 місяців тому +1

      Or the eu4 Burgundy experience lmao

  • @kazzzerusss
    @kazzzerusss Рік тому +227

    to all who aren't subscribed, you are making my lust for alf landon content even stronger

    • @swamperino8450
      @swamperino8450 Рік тому +2

      Alf Landon

    • @queru1ous
      @queru1ous Рік тому +14

      “My lust for Alf Landon” is enough

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +1

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @cheekychunkSR
      @cheekychunkSR Рік тому +2

      ISP's stagnated as a channel honestly, so sad how slow his sub rate is atm

    • @georgiandude4810
      @georgiandude4810 Рік тому +5

      Is it me or ISP's/isorrowproductions channel popped off when he did variety games' content, makes sense it's gotten stagnant from constant hoi4

  • @astrofox1155
    @astrofox1155 Рік тому +24

    This video captures the sheer goofiness your old videos used to give off. Love this one

    • @maciejbala477
      @maciejbala477 4 місяці тому

      wdym used to? they have never stopped

  • @noodle-xu9qv
    @noodle-xu9qv Рік тому +45

    this man is hella dedicated to this map game

  • @cynicat74
    @cynicat74 Рік тому +195

    I have an idea for a fresh new series: ISP should play through every single starting nation in Hearts of Iron IV, and try to get every achievement possible for that country.
    He could even call it something like "Achievement A2Z"

  • @thegooeygoober
    @thegooeygoober Рік тому +51

    I went into Popeyes and heard the background music at 2:16, and I started hallucinating and seeing maps everywhere. Thanks for endless trauma, ISP!

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 Рік тому +640

    Thanks ISP, now I know that I’m not the only person to ever suffer through this hell.

  • @ONE-vt1fz
    @ONE-vt1fz Рік тому +4

    1. Napoleon retakes the French throne
    2. ???
    3. Tibet joins the African union

  • @TheMrSteamer
    @TheMrSteamer Рік тому +14

    If you hard rush napoleon and the war goal focuses you can get Britain, Belgium, and the Netherlands (including their puppets) into your faction before Germany does Sudetenland. As long as you have a good offensive army you can win the war in a few months and be unstoppable for this achievement.

  • @nemotastic86
    @nemotastic86 Рік тому +97

    day 2 of asking ISP to play as austria because theres a new strat for austria since blood alone where you can survive the anschluss because of the unpassable alps, you also would have to do a agency and boost ideology in hungary for non aligned so they dont join the axis. i would really like to see you try that

  • @queru1ous
    @queru1ous Рік тому +7

    1:45 I haven’t heard ISP shouting like this for years T-T

  • @frankangelino6058
    @frankangelino6058 Рік тому +5

    He's right. I AM worthless

  • @mesterb8624
    @mesterb8624 Рік тому +13

    France kicking Ethiupia and taking control of "African Union" is one of the most funny things that display the french situation right now i've ever seen 😂😂😂😂

  • @mihaicapatana6893
    @mihaicapatana6893 Рік тому +9

    Isp is the kind of person who is invited for dinner and at the end he asks you to leave

  • @МартинТончев-ж4ы

    Woke up
    France still exists
    Day ruined

  • @charmyzard
    @charmyzard Рік тому +5

    The trick is to just manually extend the Maginot with lvl 6 forts on the rest of the north, then lvl 3-4 forts on the south and you're Francing them.

  • @abzalf7946
    @abzalf7946 Рік тому +7

    I can't wait for ISP to cover the 'Vive la Jeune Ecole' achievement.

  • @Nikkidafox
    @Nikkidafox Рік тому +6

    Ah yes, playing France to 1948.
    Putting the "Sorrow" back into iSorrowproductions

  • @MajinObama
    @MajinObama Рік тому +5

    The "I hate France"-joke never gets old and is very complex. Great video!

    • @SuperThompson63
      @SuperThompson63 Рік тому

      just a cheap shot. If you do the same thing with any other country you will be called racist, xenophobic etc.. but with France its okay. And then people wonder why we hate the british/Americans so much

  • @EvguenyKitano
    @EvguenyKitano Рік тому +2

    0:39 I have to say that this is very TRES VRAI MONSIEUR ISP, i'm currently watching your nice video while taking ze bastille

  • @vladimirpetrov3119
    @vladimirpetrov3119 Рік тому +2

    The first achievement of spies references to the series ´Allo ´Allo which was quite hilarious

  • @intoHeck1964
    @intoHeck1964 Рік тому +2

    Good thing he quit when he did, Greater Albania was about to turn the tide on him

  • @Stoomer_
    @Stoomer_ Рік тому +2

    "The HOI4 Achievement That Broke Me"
    Like you were sane anyways...

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia Рік тому +3

    I remember how I got this achievement…wound up retreating into the south-west third of France, defending mainly from the Rhone and Loire. Had to hang out with about 90 percent capitulation for three years before the Americans showed up with reinforcements.
    Good times

  • @timothyeachus7242
    @timothyeachus7242 Рік тому +1

    The spy achievement name is a reference to an old British sitcom, Allô Allô

  • @pohorex6834
    @pohorex6834 Рік тому +5

    Something I had to do when I had a worse PC was annex literally every country I could just to make the game run quicker

  • @banditthegreat1787
    @banditthegreat1787 Рік тому +2

    Not even in Disney world can I escape ISP and his “intelligent content”.

  • @Vaelosh466
    @Vaelosh466 Рік тому +4

    I decided to get Vive La France with historical government and joining the Allies as soon as possible just for the challenge. I ended up building level 10 forts along the border with The Netherlands, guarded it with infantry divisions with a heavy tank battalion and Germany refused to attack my line.

    • @potato88872
      @potato88872 Рік тому +3

      If the forts level is too high, the IA will refuse to attack

  • @JonGreen91
    @JonGreen91 4 місяці тому +1

    Sucks when I find these videos that PRESUMES that you bought the attached DLC.

  • @EoganachtaMor
    @EoganachtaMor Рік тому +3

    So much Blue.

  • @slackauthor5746
    @slackauthor5746 Рік тому +4

    There is something we can do

  • @snakkze
    @snakkze Рік тому +3

    "Set serbian Laptops on fire" Slavic 303 refrence?

  • @captain_hammer
    @captain_hammer Рік тому +4

    "This has been an intense playthrough, but at least there's only just over a year to go. I just need to curbstomp Japan, then we're all done"
    Communist China (who is somehow in the Allies): I'm going to ruin this man's whole career (13:12)

  • @NotNonamelol
    @NotNonamelol Рік тому +3

    16:47 with the power of French-ship, Japan has been defeated

  • @FLOTRAS
    @FLOTRAS Рік тому +1

    I take that personally as a frog

  • @pablo_escanor1681
    @pablo_escanor1681 Рік тому +2

    I remember afking after defeating the Germans just for this achievement, to then have a civil war without any troops at home

  • @kokolekroko882
    @kokolekroko882 Рік тому +1

    Who said I couldn't watch an ISP video while violently protesting in Paris?

  • @ConnanTheCivilized
    @ConnanTheCivilized 5 місяців тому +1

    “Drastic measures had to be taken and I have shot half the army!” - Politicians whenever they need more money. 5:15

  • @puelkuruf
    @puelkuruf Рік тому +1

    It is true, I just got back from manifestations in Paris, sat on my chair and started to watch this video

  • @MajinObama
    @MajinObama Рік тому +1

    14:40 He became "Le renard du desert" :ppp

  • @admiralpiett3055
    @admiralpiett3055 Рік тому +6

    I remember how I got this, and Achievement to build destroyers with max torpedo tech as France was by flipping my politics to join the Axis, not joining any wars, then going afk as my entire production line was purely destroyers once I'd researched the required tech. Absolutely thrilling gameplay

  • @hellshing4866
    @hellshing4866 Рік тому +1

    Definitely worth taking time away from protesting to watch 😂😂😂

  • @Leeroy1887
    @Leeroy1887 Рік тому +1

    it says survive til 1948 but the videos only 1927

  • @Amare_Sentire
    @Amare_Sentire Рік тому +1

    I remember trying a France game years ago where my main goal was to survive the German invasion. Built level 10 forts all along my borders and played mostly historical focuses (I think), set up my front lines and watched as Germany completed the necessary focuses and then.... nothing. Germany refused to attack. Ended up getting declared on by Japan for my land in Asia and won that war taking most of China in the process, but Germany decided to just stay friends.
    Eventually got bored and declared on the axis. Conquered Germany and dropped the world's first atomic weapons on Dresden and Berlin. Don't think I continued to play until 1948 though. Oh well.

  • @strategon7249
    @strategon7249 Рік тому +2

    Noooo you forgot that achievement where you need to play as france until 1945 for the 100 destroyer and have all torpedo tech

  • @Okos-anim
    @Okos-anim 10 місяців тому +1

    You know that if you turn france fascist and join the axis, then you could do this easily

  • @hotsteam5800
    @hotsteam5800 Рік тому +4

    I have one achievement and 3,000 hours. this makes me want to keep it that way

  • @imperiumgallicum
    @imperiumgallicum Рік тому +1

    I'm one of your French subcriber for more than 2 years and I want to say that in the start of 1940 the French army was bigger than the german one. And France fight during ww2 by influcting heavy casualties during the battle of France and after June 1940 as Free France.
    Continu de faire des vidéos de qualités.
    Tu es le meilleur youtuber anglophone que je suis.
    Même si je trouve tes blagues sur la France loin de représenter la réalité.
    Bonjour de France

  • @Gorbz
    @Gorbz Рік тому

    You know what is even more fun than playing untl 1948? Playing vanilla focus tree unaligned Albania, and not submitting to Italy.

  • @MasterBomer
    @MasterBomer Рік тому +1

    "Playing hoi4 past 1942 will do permanent damage to your compooter" While im here playing rt56 till 1964 (I only stopped because it was crashing so frequently)

  • @Negetive2digit
    @Negetive2digit Рік тому +1

    France, one of the most important nations in history that influenced and spawned so many cultures and military doctrines and home to innovators of arts from cooking to painting, reduced down to a joke because they did bad in the sixth world war that we call the second (for some reason). On the other hand, ISP does a good French accent. Brings back memories of ol' Pepe and his creepy face.

  • @georgiandude4810
    @georgiandude4810 Рік тому +1

    Hoi4 achievements are only the beginning, there are alot painful ones in ck2/ck3 or eu4

  • @SimpleGeography2030
    @SimpleGeography2030 Рік тому +13

    Another great video

    • @nemotastic86
      @nemotastic86 Рік тому +2

      the video is 20 min long and it has been out for a 1 min

    • @SimpleGeography2030
      @SimpleGeography2030 Рік тому +2

      ​@@nemotastic86that is why I will delete the comment if I don't like the video after I finish it however isp has never failed me so I believe this comment will be staying

  • @thevoidlord1796
    @thevoidlord1796 Місяць тому

    “Alright, we’ve just gotta last until 1948, should be pretty relaxing.”
    *does a world conquest*

  • @ebarlow4940
    @ebarlow4940 Рік тому +1

    This was like the 3rd achievement I got in HoI 4.
    Reminds me of March of Eagles. You should play that.

  • @Qwerka
    @Qwerka Рік тому

    I hope Paradox will add “Play as all countries in one playthrough” achievement

  • @niceto1998bt
    @niceto1998bt Рік тому +2

    The reason why France didnt do well in WW2 is because their generals didnt said to their troops the magical words "gravy timmies"

  • @KaratsForGold
    @KaratsForGold Рік тому

    2:28 "as soon as we called franc every name under the sun" 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @LOLTacoFace223
    @LOLTacoFace223 Рік тому

    Bro fixed the Vancouver housing market in one easy step

  • @ItsHonski
    @ItsHonski Рік тому

    ironically this was one of the first hoi4 achievements I ever got. I don't even have friend in need, but I have this.

  • @Sir_Humphrey_Appleby
    @Sir_Humphrey_Appleby Рік тому +1

    I am your loyal Stalinist Subscriber. Long live the 69th Internationale led by Chairman Sorrow!

  • @Countryball_87
    @Countryball_87 Рік тому

    "playing hoi4 past 1942 on other then a super computer... will do permanent damage to ur computer"
    Me with my gaming laptop playing hoi4:

  • @benjaminphelps561
    @benjaminphelps561 Рік тому +1

    11:40, id say its very easy to hold france. When i was very new to the game a few updates ago, all i did was put a lot of level 10 forts along both the alps and the Belgian border, and just focused on africa and waited for the soviets to eventually push. And when i say new, i mean, Randomly assigning tanks and motorized to frontlines in the alps new.

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 Рік тому

    That feeling when you know you have the lethal straight achievement but ISP doesn't

  • @lesbouletdesduc7019
    @lesbouletdesduc7019 Рік тому +1

    (angry in frech)

  • @NavyVet9702
    @NavyVet9702 Рік тому +22

    "Listen very carefully, I shall this only once." What a lovely call back to the show Allo Allo!

    • @NavyVet9702
      @NavyVet9702 Рік тому +3

      @@janslavik5284 Good moaning!

    • @manofsemantics
      @manofsemantics Рік тому +3

      What I also love is that in the cover art for La Resistance, in the background there is a man getting arrested in front of a building with a sign that says, "Cafe Rene." Loved the reference.

    • @carltonleboss
      @carltonleboss Рік тому +2

      I loved those British pilots with the comically bad French accents

  • @nikkiehoke8559
    @nikkiehoke8559 3 місяці тому

    My computer started to lag in 1936

  • @vamp-ed5gh
    @vamp-ed5gh Рік тому

    "France did not do well in WW2" that's a understatement.

  • @easyestentertainment3753
    @easyestentertainment3753 Рік тому +1

    I don't live in Paris, I just never take France jokes personally

  • @maximedumoussaud9042
    @maximedumoussaud9042 Рік тому

    13:00 That move is called Françafrique here :D

  • @MrDainemudda
    @MrDainemudda Рік тому

    France out there teaching small children how to count

  • @Jan-eike
    @Jan-eike Рік тому +1

    We so gravy fr

  • @mujtaba215abbas
    @mujtaba215abbas Рік тому +1

    It's time for the funny map man to lose his mind again ( don't worry I already called the asylum )

  • @a.a677
    @a.a677 Рік тому

    Those nuclear bombs were so foul 💀

  • @IncredibleMD
    @IncredibleMD Рік тому

    The UK moved to Central Asia, btw.
    They won the Great Game (all it took was France conquering Russia), but at what cost?
    The home isles, obviously.

  • @leninbilalexander6754
    @leninbilalexander6754 Рік тому

    As your loyal French subscriber, I can tell you that there is time for everything.

  • @eduardpeeterlemming
    @eduardpeeterlemming Рік тому

    Estonia casually just chilling with it's independents until some French baguettes came in

  • @raynightshade8317
    @raynightshade8317 Рік тому

    Your Lucky Stalin purged the Cossack other wise attrition would have been a nightmare

  • @ghiaccio4179
    @ghiaccio4179 Рік тому +1

    If you went to war with Germany over Czechoslovakia you would have yourself an easy victory against an Austrian Painter

  • @emil.jansson
    @emil.jansson Рік тому +2

    If France had remained on the Franco-Belgian border instead of running off into Belgium (the Dyle Plan) it's likely Guderians offensive through the Ardennes would have been a failure, and with that France almost certainly would have won and history would be very different. France wasn't that weak they just had disastrous commanders.

  • @nils1539
    @nils1539 Рік тому

    As a french person I am glad to see a world were France doesn't cappitulate because they were relaying on that damn wall. And a France that owns whole of Africa, Russia, UK aanD north America.
    And also all my respect for playing Frace 1951

  • @dogeboi1804
    @dogeboi1804 Рік тому

    "Detour to spain" is napoleon Irl

  • @miguellimaverde4545
    @miguellimaverde4545 Рік тому

    I've talked with gravy Timmy today on the street, pretty cool guy not gonna lie.

  • @williamwilly7300
    @williamwilly7300 Рік тому +25

    Hey ISP, I know France didn't do too well in ww2 in this world, but in alternate history mod, hoi4 Godspeed they do just great. Godspeed is the mod I've suggested you play in the comment's of 27 videos now.

  • @cathornade2118
    @cathornade2118 Рік тому +1

    as a french subcriber i can confirm that france didn't go too well in WWII

  • @zendu9787
    @zendu9787 Рік тому +1

    I can't wait for isp to realise he missed thé success were you have to build like 150 sub beurre 1945 while playing France

  • @PastaMan4444
    @PastaMan4444 Рік тому

    Basically: French world conquest but whit different name

  • @poudmajikk
    @poudmajikk Рік тому

    As a french subscriber, I confirm that we do exist, and yes we throw cars at stuff

  • @6th_Army
    @6th_Army Рік тому

    I have never seen so many achievements available at once...

  • @aSherbertLemon
    @aSherbertLemon Рік тому +1

    This guy is entertaining

  • @ahappyteddybear1662
    @ahappyteddybear1662 Рік тому

    My name is Frank thanks ISP I’m crying now

  • @Orbifly7
    @Orbifly7 Рік тому +1

    I am throwing cars in PARIS

  • @carltonleboss
    @carltonleboss Рік тому

    You might as well get Time Is On Our Side during a Vive Le France run.

  • @necropolistc6357
    @necropolistc6357 Рік тому

    the French know how to grow a riot